But I'd take a Shot in the Dark that it doesn't take Perry Mason to tell that these scientist were riding the Crazy Train. There'll be No More Tears once we learn for certain that The Long Road to Nowhere really does lead to him...
Take, for example, AT&T Network performance:
Current: Snail
Expected, after customers leave in droves over data plan changes: Snail on meth (see yesterday/. article)
Expected, once AT&T upgrades equipment: Sloth on vallium
The Big Mac may be the worlds first open source burger. For those of you not old enough to remember, their slogan used to be "Two all beef patties, special sauce(*), lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun" which can be considered the "source code" of the burger. (*) since they never revealed the source to the special sauce the code cannot completely compile as published
But seriously, since when did "dump a bunch of shit on it and hope that plugs it up" become a formal strategy?
I'm pretty sure they mentioned that in their press conference over the weekend. On the other hand they ended with "Live from New York It's Saturday Night!!!"
Version 3.0 = Version 1.0 was written in the Windows 2000 days before Group Policy could lock out USB storage. It's probably still being developed for the benefit of government agencies that are still on older Windows domains and/or clients.
Your resume is scanned by software for keywords deemed to be relevant for the job (e.g. Windows, Java, AIX, ad nauseum). That software usually is configured to accept files in.doc format. (I would imagine that this software accepts other formats but that would be confusing to HR types... Besides any deviation from their instructions is reason to disqualify you.) Only after it has passed the relevant keyword tests is it viewed by human eyes where it is then filtered by other impossible criteria (at least 5 years experience with Exchange 2007 running on Windows 2008 R2. Must have MCSE in for Windows 2008.) Only then will HR contact you for an interview.
Actually, the Old Media fixation on the iPad and their false hope of how it will revive their failing empires will only help to hasten their destruction, so it is a good thing.
I am a forensic investigator and it terrifies me that most people I meet in my field don't seem to care who goes to jail as long as somebody goes to jail.
If you are an elected official or have ambitions of becoming one you will be labeled as being "soft on criminals" unless someone goes to jail.
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I'm still confused, but now I'm hungry...
Big deal, so he changed his Netflix queue...
I for one am in favor of anything that can help to keep orange juice with my breakfast and wine with my dinner.
You are under arrest for travelling in a counterfeit handbasket.
But I'd take a Shot in the Dark that it doesn't take Perry Mason to tell that these scientist were riding the Crazy Train. There'll be No More Tears once we learn for certain that The Long Road to Nowhere really does lead to him...
Call me when it works on Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh.
My TV has a control labeled 'Brightness', but it didn't seem to help...
Can I patent the genes in the common cold and sue everyone who gets sick?
Why can't breast cancer patients sue on the grounds that these genes made them sick?
But human-machine hybrids are still perfectly legal, right? Otherwise I'm going to have to give up my corrective lenses...
No, but some of the lawmakers might have to give up their pacemakers...
Take, for example, AT&T Network performance: /. article)
Current: Snail
Expected, after customers leave in droves over data plan changes: Snail on meth (see yesterday
Expected, once AT&T upgrades equipment: Sloth on vallium
The Big Mac may be the worlds first open source burger. For those of you not old enough to remember, their slogan used to be "Two all beef patties, special sauce(*), lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun" which can be considered the "source code" of the burger. (*) since they never revealed the source to the special sauce the code cannot completely compile as published
But seriously, since when did "dump a bunch of shit on it and hope that plugs it up" become a formal strategy?
I'm pretty sure they mentioned that in their press conference over the weekend. On the other hand they ended with "Live from New York It's Saturday Night!!!"
IT Director: I want someone with 5+ years Windows Server experience including Windows 2008.
Ad posted by HR: Position requires 5 years Windows 2008 experience.
Vegatationally endowed?
Does this mean that the 'Lottery Core' article wasn't an April Fools joke?
Version 3.0 = Version 1.0 was written in the Windows 2000 days before Group Policy could lock out USB storage. It's probably still being developed for the benefit of government agencies that are still on older Windows domains and/or clients.
They will implement it, and make it about as useful as the POSIX support in Windows NT...
Your resume is scanned by software for keywords deemed to be relevant for the job (e.g. Windows, Java, AIX, ad nauseum). That software usually is configured to accept files in .doc format. (I would imagine that this software accepts other formats but that would be confusing to HR types... Besides any deviation from their instructions is reason to disqualify you.) Only after it has passed the relevant keyword tests is it viewed by human eyes where it is then filtered by other impossible criteria (at least 5 years experience with Exchange 2007 running on Windows 2008 R2. Must have MCSE in for Windows 2008.) Only then will HR contact you for an interview.
Filenet is just plain Evil. It will make you wake up in the middle of the night screaming and begging for it to be replaced by a Microsoft product.
Please don't mod this post 'Funny', It's based on my own personal experience with this abomination.
If it helps to bring down Rupert Murdoch is it really a failure?
Actually, the Old Media fixation on the iPad and their false hope of how it will revive their failing empires will only help to hasten their destruction, so it is a good thing.
. -- Element 117 magnified millions of times
Perhaps you need an Unobtainium foil hat...
I am a forensic investigator and it terrifies me that most people I meet in my field don't seem to care who goes to jail as long as somebody goes to jail.
If you are an elected official or have ambitions of becoming one you will be labeled as being "soft on criminals" unless someone goes to jail.
Simply don't show any form of intelligence and they'll hire you as a TSA examiner.
Fixed it for you...