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  1. Law enforcement differences on 14-Year-Old Turns Tram System Into Personal Train Set · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good thing he wasn't in the United States, where he'd be charged with terrorism, waterboarded, sodomized with a broom handle and thrown in Guantanamo Bay forever. The Department of Homeland Security would then increase the Train Flight Security Awareness Threat to Indigo, and the attorney general would trumpet the great work that the US Government is doing to prevent further Terrorist Train Derailments.

  2. Re:The short version on FCC Indecency Ruling Struck Down · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your point is understood, but I'd rather look at this as a rebuke of the massive hypocrisy of the Bushies. So it's ok for Cheney to tell a Senator (on the floor of the Senate) to "Fuck off" but someone saying "Fuck this war" on TV results in massive fines? Hey Cheney: fuck off.

  3. Apt Paraphrase on Microsoft CEO Claims iPhone Will Be Bust · · Score: 1

    Desperation is a stinky cologne, Steve.

  4. Re:Typical outcome on Thousands of White House E-mails Deleted · · Score: 1

    Holy moses! Yes, by golly! Libruls are terrorists! Clinton killed 2000 soldiers in Bosnia with his dick! Call Commander Codpiece to save us by filling the government with his know-nothing cronies! Where's Osama Bin Laden? Who cares! Let's get Michael Moore! Rosie O'Donnell is fdat and talks to much! Democrats are trying to bring down the President in a time of war! A war that was waged against a country that didn't have anything to do with 9/11! How long are we staying, Mr. President? "Til we win." How do we know when we won? *silence* PONIES FOR EVERYBODY! Just give the surge 6 more months, THEN you'll see you terrorist-appeaser!

    Jesus H. Christ on a gamma ray. I weep for this country. Yes, yes, back to your regularly-scheduled Sean Hannity monologue: "You're a real, patriotic American, ArcherB."

  5. Re:Typical outcome on Thousands of White House E-mails Deleted · · Score: 1

    You misspelled "more loyal to the President than they are to local Democratic party officials".

    The US Attorneys fired were Republicans. They balked at hunting down phantom abuses designed by Karl "turdblossom" Rove to keep the current junta in power.

    Funny how, when it involves sex, Law and Order must rule the day or there will be a Constitutional Crisis, but when it comes to shredding the Constitution to keep Fear on everyone's mind "the Constitution is not a suicide pact."

    I pity you; such misinformation. Forget spell checkers, were you getting this shit from the conservapedia?

  6. Re:Typical outcome on Thousands of White House E-mails Deleted · · Score: 1

    True, it couldn't have happened without a press that was just so excited to get their embed on that they passed on every single leak that flowed from the administration like water. I see you'd also like me list lies for you so you can debate each one to death ("maybe Bush didn't know that what he was saying at the State of the Union address had been debunked"); I won't fall into that trap again. And PFFFT if you think that I absolve the Democrats of their role in this tragedy. And what in the holy fuck are you talking about re: "WMDs have been found in Iraq even if the media chooses not to report it"?! Ah yes, that would be the same "media" that picks up GOP-talking points on cue and consistently sees everything as "bad for Democrats". Jesus Christ, so this is what it's like to live in a state of delusion.

  7. Re:Typical outcome on Thousands of White House E-mails Deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah yes, except instead of "blowjob," we instead are dealing with the rigging of elections via bogus "voter fraud" cases and U.S. attorneys more loyal to the GOP than they are to the country. And WMD lies that led us into a now-four year war. But yeah, exactly the same as Clinton.

  8. Re:I Liked That Fruit Stand on Birthplace of Silicon Valley in Shambles · · Score: 1

    People who care about where silicon valley was invented, er, or something! I guess.

  9. Re:I Liked That Fruit Stand on Birthplace of Silicon Valley in Shambles · · Score: 1

    Pretty much everything that wasn't an apple, yes. Or a pear. Nice spice section, and you could also buy Mexican cheese (Marquez Brothers!) QUESO FRESCO!

  10. Re:I Liked That Fruit Stand on Birthplace of Silicon Valley in Shambles · · Score: 1

    No way! I passed kumquats in the store today in Madison! Now your myriad middle eastern yam varietals: THERE'S some foreign tubers. Wait, but I shop at the Co-op on Willy Street. Yeah, kumquat is probably 80+ on the Wisco Scale.

  11. I Liked That Fruit Stand on Birthplace of Silicon Valley in Shambles · · Score: 3, Informative

    I lived up the street from that joint for about 10 months. I loved that place; cheap fruit, and an extra bonus of shopping in the birthplace of silicon valley. Also: they sold odd foreign fruits that people from Wisconsin hadn't often seen before.

  12. Re:check the boxes on Apple's Move May Make AAC Music Industry Standard · · Score: 0

    Which online music giant, exactly, uses MP3 as its standard? Exactly. Well, none, exactly.

  13. Re:A PC is not a gilded cage on Xbox Live Cracks 6 Million, Windows Cost Revealed · · Score: 1

    You're paying to get access to the network of other players Microsoft now has at their disposal. Nothing more, nothing less.

  14. Universal Music, Here is My Reply on Universal Wants a Slice of Apple's iPod Pie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck you. I've spent hundreds of dollars at the iTunes Store, and thousands buying CDs at retail over the past 15 years. Again, fuck you.

  15. Every company I hate... on Best Buy, Real and SanDisk To Launch Music Service · · Score: 1

    Wow, an unholy alliance by a bunch of companies I hate. Who do I give my personal info to in order to get in on the ground floor of this sure-to-be epic screwing over of consumers by The Triad?

  16. Nice on EA Signs Deal with Massive and IGA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't really need another reason not to buy EA games, but there you go.

  17. Congrats, Slashdot, You've Been Astroturfed on Scientists Respond to Gore on Global Warming · · Score: 1

    By ExxonMobil no less. Thanks for all the editorial oversight. I'll be submitting the next article on why George W. Bush is the greatest president who's ever donned a codpiece shortly.

  18. Re:Wait a second... on Theaters Unhappy About Faster DVD Releases · · Score: 1

    Why should someone pay $80 for a family of four to see a movie if they can buy/rent a cheap DVD to play on their home theatre system that they have so much invested in?

    Perhaps so that someone actually feels part of a community and is aware that other people live in the same general space as them? People spend hours each day bemoaning the idiots they're forced to share space with (on the highway, in the office, in line at the lunch counter); so much so that when it's leisure time we've extended the same attitude to encompass that as well.

  19. Re:MySpace... on The Surprising Truth About Ugly Websites · · Score: 1

    MySpace seemingly breaks every usability role in the book. I frequently don't know what to click on to navigate from one person's MySpace back to my own, or how to get into Edit mode on my page, or how to move from message inbox to anywhere. And yet, every radio DJ in the country shouts out their myspace address and the sheeple have a collective orgasm over the site.

  20. Re:San Francisco isn't the Valley on Hiring Is Up in Silicon Valley for High-Skill Jobs · · Score: 1

    If we want to talk about traffic as an indicator of job growth, I can share a little anecdotal crap. I've been living in South San Jose and commuting up 85 to Mountain View for awhile now. Since the Google Hordes have grown, however, getting from 85 to Rengstorff Ave (Just One Exit Past Shoreline, which is where Googlers exit) has become a nightmare. We're talking, I used to make it in 20-30 minutes, and today I average 50-75 minutes. It's not a big deal, but I shake my fist at the Hordes with their one-exit-before-me and free lunch luxuries *grin*.

    Hey, when I decide it's time to move on from where I'm at, all the better for me, right?

  21. Re:Why does anyone care? on Bad Press For Gold Farmers Affects Chinese Players · · Score: 1

    Second - no chinese farmers want to group with non-farmers.

    Small quibble here: I'm not sure which server you're playing on, but I get propositioned all the time to join with a farmer to complete some task he can't do by himself. Most farmers don't use tank classes, and so I always ALWAYS get them sending me tells ("Come", or "Hep me.") in Stranglethorn and the Hinterlands. Until recently I often grouped with them for amusement, but after one led me deep into Jintha'alor and then hearthed out randomly I don't even do that anymore. Yeah, my fault for going in, I guess I'm retarded to rely on the decency of a farmer.

  22. Re:The darn fool. on Kansas Anti-Creationism Professor Resigns · · Score: 1
    Instead, he played into the stereotype that 'scientists are anti-Christian' and has paid the price.


    You are goddamned insane. You seriously believe that a professor expousing his personal opinions in an email deserves to get beaten by fucking whackjobs who jump out their car to do the bidding of their evangelical masters? Christ alfuckingmighty.
  23. Re:Not giving much away on The Tech Used to Catch Vegas Cheats · · Score: 1

    I've never seen a slot machine that accepted casino chips. They take coins.

  24. Re:Different technologies, different purpose on E-mail Is For Old People · · Score: 1

    Is the RIAA the teen equivalent of an old man yelling "Get off my lawn!"?

  25. Thanks for the laws, guvner, here's your check! on Microsoft Sues Google For Hiring MS Exec · · Score: 1

    I'm not disagreeing with you that it is the law and they did sign a no-compete contract.

    My beef with this is that it seems our society only puts engineers out of their livelihood for two-plus years after they leave a job. Our wonderful government servants write legislation that benefits Company X, and then (surprise, surprise!) one month after they end their public service they are awarded a highly lucrative job at Company X!

    So in one case you have Citizen leaving Company Y for Company Z and he gets sued out of existence due to his "Contract," while in the other case you have Public Servant screwing the public with Company X-favorable laws and then being handsomely rewarded for his anti-citizen behavior.

    I'll have a little more sympathy for public corporations when the system that cleaves the usefulness of our government into tiny pieces is reformed. Until that day, fuck no-compete clauses; the future of our country is slightly more important than MSN's fucking search technology.