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  1. Re:Great! on School Uniform To Block Cell Phone Emissions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No it's not. It's never about protecting the children.

  2. Re:Ugh... on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    MD5 is not encryption.

    You know what? Why don't you read the post and understand what is being said like a normal human being would instead of trying to be a total duche... You know exactly what I was saying and you just wanna troll some shit out because you got nothing better to do.

    In cryptography, MD5 (Message-Digest algorithm 5) is a widely used cryptographic hash function with a 128-bit hash value.
    Way to go man... you really have a wonderful point that MD5 is not encryption it's in fact a cryptographic hash function...

    Any other wisdom you'd like to share?

  3. Re:mmhmmm on NASA Developing Nuclear Reactor For Moon and Mars · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Solar panels are great until they get dirty or worse damaged by micro-meteorites. Plus you might not have light 24/7 when you are on a large body like mars so you gotta add lots of batteries for your Solar panel setup unless you're ok with only breathing during the day...

  4. Ugh... on The Homemade Hard Disk Destroyer · · Score: 1

    This brought to you by the same people who worry about md5 encryption not being good enough yet just have to leave the telenet process running, oh and they gotta have p2p apps installed on their top-secret hacker proof networks too...

    Please... Anyone who has kept up with the news in the last 20 years knows that this sort of data is stolen the easy way. Someone plugs in a thumb drive, hacks your wireless network or adds a packet sniffer. The only times it comes up that information was taken from an old drive is when that drive wasn't wiped at all or was in a lappy that got snatched...

    No one who really needs/wants your data is going to wait to steal your old wiped disks just hoping that 'Dr. NO' can recover the data.

    Physically destroying a perfectly good drive is wasteful and foolish. You're not making your data any more secure. You're just doing it because that's what you where taught and you believe it's necessary without really thinking about where the real problems are because those problems are much harder to deal with.

  5. Re:the stuff of science fiction on Gene Therapy Causes Blind Woman To Grow New Fovea · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and just say it... If I could get an injection and grow a vagina to go with my penis I'd probably never leave the house again except to meet up with women who decided to grow a penis to go with their vagina's.

    I'm a sick sick fuck.... o well!

  6. Re:Oh sure, you hail this as an achievment now... on Gene Therapy Causes Blind Woman To Grow New Fovea · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new beholder overl... OK OK, I'm going back under my bridge...

    Honestly, I would have welcomed a beholder joke and I think many of us could have agreed that is was very much on-topic and not a troll. Who knows where technology like this will lead us... Want eye's in the back of your head and have a few thousand yen? no problem sign here...

  7. Re:Terrifying on Gene Therapy Causes Blind Woman To Grow New Fovea · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Can you imagine living in darkness your whole life and then see for the first time? It would be amazing to see that there is more to surfaces than just texture.

    Honestly, lets hope she doesn't end up online, alone, browsing the internet when she comes across 4chan.... Really I see some major ethical problems for technology like this.

    {The scary door, or how I went from a government check every week to homeless}

    Doctor - Ok there you go, we have given you the power of sight.
    Patient - Wow thanks, wait... my god... the world is full of hideously ugly things!
    Doctor - Of coarse! That's why we fixed your eyes!
    Patient - (crying) why!
    Doctor - (smiling) ...for the LuLz...

  8. Re:the stuff of science fiction on Gene Therapy Causes Blind Woman To Grow New Fovea · · Score: 4, Funny

    an amazing achievement,

    indeed but the real question is can this technology be used to make a man's penis longer, harder and lets not forget thicker. Until that day comes we will always be at war with our selves...

  9. Re:Cool on Gene Therapy Causes Blind Woman To Grow New Fovea · · Score: 1

    s, lynx and links2, irssi, she might turn out to be a guru genius on VIM with c code and perl scripts..

    Pfft.... until she masters emacs I will not be calling her My Master...

  10. Re:the two women get 6 hours a sleep nightly. on Genetic Mutation Enables Less Sleep · · Score: 1

    Gezz man sorry, but if you are going to off yourself please kindly take a few CEO's with you...

    As far as sleep apnea goes, I didn't know I had a breathing problem because I am asleep when the problem occurs. Upon waking it takes 3 to 5 hours to not feel like the undead without the sleep machine.

  11. Ahhh the possiblities... on A Mathematical Model For a Spreading Zombie Infestation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The key difference between the models presented here and other models of infectious disease is that the dead can come back to life. Clearly, this is an unlikely scenario if taken literally, but possible real-life applications may include allegiance to political parties, or diseases with a dormant infection.

    Did anyone else RTFA? Note the bold part... I always knew there was more to political fandom than met the eye. Apparently it involves your brain being consumed...

  12. Noted... on A Mathematical Model For a Spreading Zombie Infestation · · Score: 1

    In summary, a zombie outbreak is likely to lead to the collapse of civilisation, unless it is dealt with quickly. While aggressive quarantine may contain the epidemic, or a cure may lead to coexistence of humans and zombies, the most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often. As seen in the movies, it is imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly, or else we are all in a great deal of trouble.

    Hummm so the moral we should all take from this is if you are in an area with a zombie outbreak you should get the fuck out before the nukes start falling...

    Good to know...

  13. Re:the two women get 6 hours a sleep nightly. on Genetic Mutation Enables Less Sleep · · Score: 1

    I only needed a few hours of sleep and I didn't need an alarm clock to wake up. Now it can take me an hour after waking up before I can drag myself out of bed.

    Sleep Apnea does that to you. I use to feel like a zombie every morning except I didn't crave brains. Then I got the Vader breathing machine I feel much better in the mornings.

  14. Re:How do you define evil? Maybe... on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    Something that doesn't exist can't be evil.

    O really?

    ____--- Microsoft Linux - Server Edition 2012 ---____

  15. Re:At what point... on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    Hello, I am clippy! I understanding you are attempting to define pure-evil... would you like help with that?

  16. Re:mod parent up on US Tests System To Evade Foreign Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    Greetings, I'm Clippy 7 and I've noticed you are interested in 'murder-over-IP'. Would you like to buy a quantity of 'murder stamps' at over 20% off the default rate?

    Yes(default), abort(default), maybe

  17. Re:Dear US Government on US Tests System To Evade Foreign Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    Yes, somehow i don't think it will respond to a request for the 4chan feed... 'We have filters on our anti-filter software'

  18. Re:Right... on US Tests System To Evade Foreign Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    Greetings, I am ANONYMOUS, by chance do you have any mod-points today?

    yes(default), Maybe, I don't know

  19. Re:mod parent up on US Tests System To Evade Foreign Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    Greetings, I'm Slasher-Clippy 7. I understand you 'Wish I had mod points today'. Would you like me to murder one of your fellow users and take theirs?

    yes(default), Maybe, I'm not sure

  20. Re:Right... on US Tests System To Evade Foreign Web Censorship · · Score: 1

    Did anyone ask if it works to download music and porn?

  21. Re:And another failure... on Music Labels Working On Digital Album Format · · Score: 1

    DOH!

  22. Re:Intresting Hack Idea on "Terminator Vision" Is Here For the iPhone · · Score: 1

    that, and your idea is completly retarded and puerile. Are you that detached from reality and daily social interaction that showing questionable material is amusing to you?

    The really really short answer is yes...

  23. Re:And another failure... on Music Labels Working On Digital Album Format · · Score: 1

    You'll grow out of that after a few years and settle down with a nice girl. Give it some time.

    Really? wow.. I just got married last month on the 18th.... So am I to expect that I will need to get devoiced and remarry or do you mean that all kinky sex ends once married?

  24. Re:I'll be first... on "Terminator Vision" Is Here For the iPhone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alex Trebek! You bloody wanker, it's not offtopic and I'll kick your limie ahss next time...

  25. Intresting Hack Idea on "Terminator Vision" Is Here For the iPhone · · Score: 1

    With the revelation of the iPhone SMS exploit at the last 'black hat' get together more 'hackers' will be looking for such flaws.

    I think it would be extremely funny if someone finds another bug and pushes out a 'Rule 34' update to every iPhone that would superimpose naughty things when people try and use their iPhone's camera. Extra points if it's kitty porn complaint.

    It will never happen though, crackers are only interested in getting paid now days. I miss the days of DOS virus coders....