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  1. Re:About time. on Drought-Stricken Texas Town Taps Urine For Water · · Score: 1

    What about pharmaceuticals that are excreted in urine or carcinogenic chemicals that are poured down the drain? I imagine that many of those compounds are small enough to pass through an osmotic filter.

    Is Homeland Security keeping an eye one the urea being stockpiled?

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    If I owned Texas and Hell, I would live in Hell and rent out Texas. Mark Twain

  2. Re:At least I'm safe on Black Hat Talk Demonstrates New Document Exploits · · Score: 2

    I'm not connected to the internet. Workaround that!

    If you did, then others can.

  3. Re:Attractive Nuisance on Defcon Hacks Defeat Card-And-Code Locks In Seconds · · Score: 1

    Won't work if you're not home.

    Sounds like a job for Turret Monkey.

  4. Re:It's clear what the problem is on Hundreds of Bank Account Details Left In London Pub · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of the other story of the memory device left in a pub.

    Clearly, pubs are dangerous places. Let's close them all down.

    That was meant ironically, for all of you tards on /. who see a troll under every bridge.

    Lost your memory in a pub? I thought that was why one went there.

  5. Re:Oh Good, A Backdoor on DOS, Backdoor, and Easter Egg Found In Siemens S7 · · Score: 1

    Siemens hole has already been used to rape Iran (Stuxnet fun). Doesn't get much more rapey than that.

    Did you mean rapier?

  6. Re:O'Reilly on Giant African Rat Kills With Poisonous Mohawk · · Score: 1

    Okay guys, what book are you gonna put this on the cover of?

    Introduction to Ratfor?

  7. Re:Cruithne on Earth May Once Have Had Two Moons · · Score: 1

    Isn't Cruithne our 2nd moon?

    It stopped in the asteroid belt when funding ran out.

    No bucks, no Buck Rogers.

  8. Re:Drone on FAA Taking a Look At News Corp's Use of Drone · · Score: 1

    So, if you put a dwarf inside the drone and let him hold the remote control and fly the thing, it'd be ok?

    That's Johnny Quest you insensitive clod.

  9. Re:Why didn't Africans invent any of this? on Archaeologist May Have Found the First Protractor · · Score: 1

    The Egyptians who built the pyramids were white (or at least, the people who DESIGNED them were white)

    White? Really? Can you please explain why Scandinavians were living in Egypt?

    There for protracted tanning?

  10. Re:Wait, what? on Massachusetts Lottery Broken · · Score: 1

    Apparently Massachusetts thought that meant people who are bad at math should be running the lottery. A critical mistake in the state that's home to Stanford.

    Maybe but its domicile is Palo Alto, California.

  11. Re:The Logical Result on Computer Marries Texas Couple · · Score: 1

    This guy is either rich, or she has Asperger's. Else, how else could the conversation go?

    He: "I got it! The perfect wedding! We get married by a computer!"

    She: "Should we go with blue or white?"

    He: "But, the computer would marry us!"

    She: "Should we go with lacy, or silky?"

    He: "The computer should run Linux!"

    She: "I think I like lacy more than silky..."

    He: "I could even have it running LISP!"

    She: "You want to have a preacher with a lisp? What the HELL are you thinking!?"

    I predict that his and hers computers will be necessary.

  12. Re:Internet? on Hackers Could Open Convicts' Cells In Prisons · · Score: 1

    They aren't.... install it via an infected USB-stick is what the summary says...

    So if the guards play games, then the prisoners can too. Someone sent a stick for "Breakout."

  13. Re:Robots problems on Foxconn To Employ 1 Million Robots · · Score: 1

    What happens when the robots start committing suicide?

    Sir, it seems to have jumped on the floor.

  14. Re:Inflation on Seigniorage Hack Could Resolve Debt Limit Crisis · · Score: 1

    Um...I'd rather hear what economists have to say, not IT dudes who think they know everything.

    Are these Keynesian IT types?

  15. Re:I've got an even better idea on MIT Unveils Sun-Free Photovoltaics · · Score: 1

    Put it where the sun shineth not.

    Two words: fiber optics.

  16. Re:Returns exceeding sales? on No Set-Top TV Device Market Domination For Google · · Score: 1

    It's simple, the device is so bad even shoplifters return it!

    Amateurs are ruining everything.

  17. Re:Uncle Hu on Chinese Firm Launches Cloud-Based Mobile OS · · Score: 1

    You can trust Uncle Hu.

    Trust Uncle who?

    (sorry)

    That's Doctor Hu you insensitive clod.

  18. Re:So does everyone else on GAO Report: DoD Incompetent At Cybersecurity · · Score: 1

    Seriously, is there any large organization that doesn't suck at security? We need to spotlight companies that do it right and show everyone else what they're doing, because it seems to me that far, far more people suck at it than are good at it.

    Part of the problem is being big. If you're small and don't ruffle any feathers then you don't become a target in the first place.

    Security by obscurity? Happy size your company.

  19. Re:You should be impressed on TN BlueCross Encrypts All Data After 57 Disks Stolen · · Score: 1

    "I know I already shit on the floor, but I'm wearing a diaper now so it's all good!"

    where is badanalogyguy?

    so you're saying that one mistake (data loss; floor shitting) will render every countermeasure (encryption; diapering) invalid? nah, I don't think so. The insurance company handled the data loss quite competent - they disclosed it early (afaik) and implemented a regime that will make future data losses much harder.

    Does the insurance company have insurance for their data?

    If the jelly does not cover the peanut butter on the PB&J pizza, then the PB gets hard and difficult to eat.

  20. Re:What is the point of the linked page? on Microsoft Dilutes Open Source, Coins 'Open Surface' · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is so backwards from Slashdot norm. A summary with a tidbit of "news" in it and intelligently written opinion, no FA to read.

    Am I missing something, did Microsoft not really coin this term or is there some biased, slanderous opinion that was unintentionally left out of the summary?

    In other words, an Open Surface post.

  21. Re:Only 4 more years on Canadian Government Muzzling Scientists · · Score: 1

    of Harperizim. By then 1/3 of us will be in private jails for breaking copyright laws or smoking a joint.

    BTW is Maui Wowee copyrighted? Do they still plant a fish under a cannabis plant.

  22. Re:Bah, humbug, tech writers need help on Intel Details Handling Anti-Aliasing On CPUs · · Score: 2

    Can amateur journalists PLEASE stop using the phrase "embarrassingly parallel" to describe software tasks? Who's embarrassed? Why are they embarrassed about designing something that can be efficiently processed?

    But amateur journalism is embarrassingly parallel.

  23. Re:So... on Suggesting Innovative Uses For Retired Space Shuttles · · Score: 1

    Who made it through all 12? I could only get to 3, then bleah. Crap, crap, crap.

    You missed the Orangopithicus then.

    Don't they know not to let pictures of Big OJ out?

    Genetically Modified foodstuff is not to be publicized.

  24. Re:Tit for tat on Today's Lighter TVs Mean Much Less E-Waste · · Score: 2

    as parent says, look for bulged or leaking caps (badcaps.net has some examples of what it look like).

    Had a scanner radio with memory loss.

    The five volt supply was reading 3 volts.

    I put five volts on and a tantalum cap complained.
    I cut one lead, and problem was gone.

    I did not even replace the cap.

    That was the cap that decided that it wanted to be a Zener when it grew up.

  25. Re:The water will be gone on Astronomers Find Largest Known Extraterrestrial Water Reserve · · Score: 4, Funny

    12 billion light years away means 12 billion years ago. That water will be scattered asunder by now.

    The water will be gathered by the black hole, which is still there. The black hole may contain the rest of the ingredients for Kool Aid.