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  1. Re:Like 3D movies on Carmack On VR Latency · · Score: 1

    There has been 3D movies for decades, (50s or 60s... to lazy to check) but just recently the technology allow it to became mainstream.

    Fort Ti and House of Wax were both in 1953.

  2. Re:animals getting drunk for fun. on Fruit Flies Medicate Offspring With Alcohol · · Score: 1

    This immediately suggests an improved scheme for catching house mice...

    Then the cat gets drunk.

  3. Re:Context is fab on Apple Now Working With the NYPD To Curb iPhone Thefts · · Score: 1

    La Vorgna will now be accused (perhaps correctly, and we could run some stats about that) of blaming Apple for NYC crime. The other headline-that-writes-itself is iPhone Thefts /Finally/ Affect Apple Profits Negatively (The Empire* Strikes Back).

    These are better than car analogies.

    * State

  4. Re:Better headline on A Tale of Two Databases, Revisited: DynamoDB and MongoDB · · Score: 1

    Mongo not just pawn in game of DB

    Mongo karate chop data into report.

  5. Re:Second type of target... on al-Qaeda's 22 Tips and Tricks To Dodge Drones · · Score: 1

    Just post your real name and address so I can mail you some monopoly money

    They took out the iron to stop launderimg it, so the value went up.

  6. Re:Hmmm ... on USPS To Launch Line of Smart Clothing · · Score: 1

    ::CLANG:: In the red corner, the libertarians. In the blue corner, the Keynesians. Round 1 FIGHT!

    Two fruitcakes enter!

    Half a dozen fruitcakes leave!

    There is only one fruitcake.

  7. Re:Nobody goes to war anymore. on US Stealth Jet Has To Talk To Allied Planes Over Unsecured Radio · · Score: 1

    The wars in Africa are old school, in the sense that it's a bunch of people fighting a bunch of people with somewhat decent weapons, on the ground. For the most part, they don't have fighter jets, they don't have close air support, they don't have forward air controllers, they don't have long range artillery, just a bunch of people with Kalashnikovs shooting each other. These are the types of wars that really haven't been fought by the developed world since about World War I.

    Progress is the root of all evil.

    Progressives even more so.

  8. Re:Resignation? on Python Trademark Filer Ignorant of Python? · · Score: 1

    Clearly it would be a big foot coming down from the sky to flatten him.

    Or a winged python?

  9. Re:Crap! on Does the Higgs Boson Reveal Our Universe's Doomsday? · · Score: 1

    What's congress going to do about it?!

    Name a post office you insensitive clod.

  10. Re:Like... on Bill Gates Says Windows Phone Strategy Was Inadequate · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer Roams The Halls Of Microsoft Swinging A Baseball Bat

    Microsoft's history is filled with stories about its rough culture, from it's "stack-ranking" employee reviews to how Bill Gates used to yell, "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Here's another one: Six-foot-two Steve Ballmer sometimes brings a baseball bat with him into meetings, and that's if he's feeling happy...

    At the risk of invoking a sort of inductive-Godwin here, wasn't that a trick Al Capone used to do?

    No one thought of Al Capone as ineffective.

  11. Re:this is AWESOME on New Imaging Sheds Light On Basic Building Blocks of Life · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quantum Mechanics explains Physics (but nobody really knows why).
    Physics explains Chemistry
    Chemistry explains Biology

    All of biology (indeed, all of life) is created from an infinite number of configurations of the same small number of building blocks.

    Like Mexican cooking.

  12. Re:AKA Google drives Bitcoin Into Mainstream use on Google Looks To Cut Funds To Illegal Sites · · Score: 2

    Just have drones drop cash above drop locations... hee hee.

    Another Keynesian.

  13. Re:Anyone else feel small in the presence of natur on New Whale Species Unearthed In California Highway Dig · · Score: 2

    Um, you totally forgot beef jerky. Come on. You're better than this.

    Whale jerky, like beef only better.

  14. Re:Speed. on GNU Texinfo 5.0 Released · · Score: 2

    I love how a language that was "fast enough" in the '90s is now suddenly "too slow" in 2013.

    What's with the "I need all my code hyper-optimized" crowd on /. these days? We running a Gentoo help forum I didn't notice?

    Help me Obi Gentoo Kenobi. You're our only hope.

  15. Re:Finally on Evil, Almost Full Vim Implementation In Emacs, Reaches 1.0 · · Score: 1

    All they have to do now is implement 'ed' inside Vim inside Emacs, and we'll have a Software Turducken!

    All they have to do now is implement edlin inside 'ed' inside Vim inside Emacs, and we'll have a Software Hamsturducken!

  16. Re:So by forced, they mean chose on UK Apple Shop Forced To Change Its Name · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like a lost business opportunity. If they stumbled upon a significant demand for a service, then should've simply expanded their offerings to include that service. I'm not sure why you would go to the trouble of changing your name to avoid having to deal with people asking to do business with you.

    Their regular customer repellant was not working.

  17. Re:waiting for ed on Evil, Almost Full Vim Implementation In Emacs, Reaches 1.0 · · Score: 1

    If vim and emacs merged into one application, would the resulting application donate Richard Stallman to Uganda?

    No, more likely North Korea

    Because he is the bomb?

    --

    Did Satan sell Evil to Bill Gates?

  18. Re:TWO years?? on CERN's LHC Powers Down For Two Years · · Score: 2

    Don't these people realize we're in the 3D printing epoch now? Can they just print out a new LHC in less than two years?

    And a small black hole is the best cutting tool in the universe.

  19. Re:Enter the modern world of ... on Surface Pro: 'Virtually Unrepairable' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hurt what sales? I don't think many people are interested in the Surface either way.

    People in submarines are very interested in surface.

  20. Re:Looks legit on Brazilians Can Now Buy an "iPhone" Loaded With Android · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying Brazil isn't an interesting market, but it probably isn't in the top 5. It is really not that simple/cheap to check the entire world for trademarks. Also I guess the naming scheme started before the music player could place phone calls. I guess they checked iPod more thoroughly.

    On the other hand this is not the first time this company gets in trouble for using other peoples trademarks. A certain British music label comes to mind...

    Home of the iBeatles?

  21. Re:Infomercial Airlines on Britain Could Switch Off Airport Radar and Release 5G Spectrum · · Score: 1

    I understand hangglider users are rather annoyed at this: Those transponders are designed for extreme reliability and durability, and as such they are of considerable weight. Enough to seriously impair performance on such a small and lightweight glider.

    Corner reflectors and tinfoil hats come to the rescue.

  22. Re:Capitalism ends with... on Comcast Buys Out GE's Remaining 49% Stake In NBC · · Score: 1

    one company owning everything...

    The Phone Company (TPC)?

  23. Re:because on Ask Slashdot: Why Is It So Hard To Make An Accurate Progress Bar? · · Score: 1

    So the progress is being unmade ?

    Like its going ahead three steps and then two steps back again ? :P

    Its the hokey pokey bar then.

  24. Re:Where's R2D2 ?!?? on DIY Web-Controlled Robot That Takes 1 Hour To Build · · Score: 1

    Thirty years ago I expected that we'd have robots by 2013, but I never imagined that they'd just be circuit boards with wheels...

    I would imagine there is an R2D2 toy somewhere that could use this as a robot base.

  25. Re:Public Purchase History on Twitter, American Express Letting People Purchase Goods Via Hashtag · · Score: 1

    As an Amish gentleman, I don't give a rat's ass.

    This is an Amisha place?