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  1. Re:PRISM leak: Dropbox soon on Dropbox Wants To Replace Your Hard Disk · · Score: 4, Funny

    you want the contents of youngpussy.zip? LOL sure your honor, the password is "fuckyouall"

  2. Re:Enough with the cloud crap already!! on Dropbox Wants To Replace Your Hard Disk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let me get this straight. You had a computer with a RAID drive array + external hard drives and all of them fried. And you were stupid enough not to have real surge protection? Ah, that explains why you are willing to pay drop box all that money.

  3. They aren't advertisements... on Microsoft Integrating Xbox One Advertising With Kinect To Profile Users For Ads · · Score: 1

    They are experience enhancements. Don't you want to be able to play the Palmolive Virtual Dishwasher Kinect game?
    Or how about the Pep Boys quick service oil change time challenge! Fun for you, you will love it!

  4. We're safe on Mystery Intergalactic Radio Bursts Detected · · Score: 1

    I told the aliens that Earth has space herpes.

  5. Re:Truth in advertising on Disney's Titling Problem With Its Star Wars Movies · · Score: 1

    damn you nailed it with that comment.

  6. Re:Star Wars II: The Search for More Money on Disney's Titling Problem With Its Star Wars Movies · · Score: 1

    That's "mouse", not "moose".

  7. My guess on Opinion: Apple Should Have Gone With Intel Instead of TSMC · · Score: 1

    Is that apple is saving money per chip by going with TSMC. I don't know that its true, but companies always have a strong motivation to attack the bottom line rather than go for quality. Steve Jobs was exceptional because he wanted quality in his products even if they ended up costing more. The exceptional part being that he was good at resisting the lure of cheaper components.

  8. Re:This is mostly outdated service on Microsoft To Shut Down TechNet Subscription Service · · Score: 1

    When the client asks you for advice and you say:

    1) "Well there is this open source thing, or you can go with the really neat Microsoft product that I am an expert at."

    or

    2) "Well Microsoft has this thing, but it costs a lot and a lot of IT pros are moving away from it. On the other hand there is this awesome open source thing that is free (or costs less) that I am an expert at. But I'd be wary of Microsoft, especially after all their really bad decisions; people are just not trusting them any more."

    The client may say I want Microsoft, but with number 2 he is more likely to say, "Yes, I've seen that too, After all, I have a piece of crap Windows 8 computer at home. I replace my old piece of crap Windows Vista computer with it. So tell me more about this nifty open source thingy."

  9. Re:This is mostly outdated service on Microsoft To Shut Down TechNet Subscription Service · · Score: 1

    See we in the human race have this really cool ability. We can take one word and make it mean different things depending on context. Or are you also complaining because your car has a pointy thing made out of keratin sticking out from the steering wheel instead of a convenient sound making device to warn other drivers.

  10. Re:This is mostly outdated service on Microsoft To Shut Down TechNet Subscription Service · · Score: 1

    No that is how they learn to be professionals. After that, they are expected to be able to research new skills on their own.

  11. Re:This is mostly outdated service on Microsoft To Shut Down TechNet Subscription Service · · Score: 1

    Its my theory that Microsoft has gotten tired of being in the computer business and wants to get rid of all this software and hardware stuff. Ballmer has decided that Microsoft is in the perfect position to dominate the Amish technology sector.

  12. I wonder if on Apple Files Trademark For "iWatch" In Japan · · Score: 1

    http://www.iwatchz.com/ is enough to block them from trademarking the iwatch name.

  13. Re:In Soviet Russia the pr0n downloads YOU! on AT&T Gets Patent To Monitor and Track File-Sharing Traffic · · Score: 1

    Mostly because anytime Putin can tell the US to go to hell, it saves him from having to use a Viagra.

  14. Re:NSA Use on MIT Researchers Can See Through Walls Using Wi-Fi · · Score: 5, Informative

    How is that? They are entirely trustworthy; they do what we tell them to do. We gave them every bit of authority they use to spy on us. We threw our privacy at them and cried, "Take this! Save us from the terrorists and spy upon us!"

  15. But I on Fear of Thinking War Machines May Push U.S. To Exascale · · Score: 1

    saw the movie Terminator. We can't let that completely fictional and plot hole ridden story come to pass! We should have a ban on this scary technology! Oooh Scary!

  16. Re:And in other news... on Pinholes and Plastic Wrap Make Solid Walls "Transparent" To Sound · · Score: 2

    But its a glorious achievement. Perhaps they should call it a glory hole. Or is that name already taken?

  17. Judging by the comments on A Look At Quantum Computer Manufacturer D-Wave and Its Founder · · Score: 1

    The best summary of everyone's opinion is that the D-wave is and is not a quantum computer all at the same time. Now how could that be possible?

  18. Re:Proofreading? on Monsanto Executive Wins World Food Prize · · Score: 2

    Any good American demands it be well trimmed and maintained. Anyone else is a faithless muslim athiest commie fascist anarchist.

  19. So obviously on Altering Text In eBooks To Track Pirates · · Score: 1

    After you run a couple of copies through to strip this DRM, you need to add your own back in so their DRM verifier will translate it to, "I bet you thought this technique was clever, you fucking git."

  20. Re:Done already on Altering Text In eBooks To Track Pirates · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, which is why they have successfully stamped out piracy, it is part of the sordid past of the Internet. Thank god we'll never see pirated e-books again.

  21. PORN on ISPs To Censor Porn By Default In the UK By 2014 · · Score: 1

    Opposition party websites are naturally considered disgusting and therefore pornographic.

  22. Re:Probably? on India To Send World's Last Telegram · · Score: 2
    I can hear it now...

    Viagra cheap from the canadian border,
    Fa la la la fa la la la
    Long erection for a dollar
    Fa la la la fa la la la la

  23. Re:Probably? on India To Send World's Last Telegram · · Score: 1

    At the call centers where they support them.

  24. I'll be damned... on Snowden Is Lying, Say House Intelligence Committee Leaders · · Score: 1

    If I let government get a hold of all this metadata without a fight. This sort of private and personal information should only be given out to advertisers and large corporations who have proven they can use it effectively.

  25. I need on Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Back As the Terminator · · Score: 2

    ze Uzi 9 millimeter. And you vill throw in a pack of depends. I leak oil.