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  1. Re:Obligatory on LHC Has First Collisions After Years of Waiting · · Score: 1

    Learn to understand physics jokes you WIMP.

  2. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating on Amazon Scores Gift-Delivery Patent · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I have a patent on that too.

  3. Re:Writing For Video Games on Writing For Video Game Genres · · Score: 4, Interesting

    -The main character is usually a kid. The kid's parents are usually dead or are killed at the beginning of the story. The kid was raised by an aunt, uncle or some other "guardian"
    -Even if the main character is a soldier in the king's army, he's still a kid.
    -The hero usually lives in some small village, which is often destroyed at the beginning of the game or somewhere in the first act.
    -The plot usually involves something that will ultimately destroy the world.
    -Any damsel in distress is invariably beautiful.
    -Even when villains claim to want peace and a solution appears to be offered, it's never true. Even if one tries to cut a deal, there's always a shadowy overlord who will stab him in the back and return to the festivities of taking over or destroying the world.
    -If the hero is ever put in jail, there is always a convenient way to escape - by talking with another inmate who has an escape plan, by stealing the guard's keys...

    It's pretty sad how often these are true in any modern fantasy story.

  4. Re:this is a joke? on Modern Tech Versus the Past · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We have: use your wimpy moderation points to bury it.
    They had: kill it with fire.

  5. Re:I trademarked the word "patent" and all variant on Amazon Scores Gift-Delivery Patent · · Score: 1

    I think you should pay Microsoft and its IE branch for all "e"s in your post (that 1 in quotation marks was fair utilization, so it did not count). $300/"e" is a fair cost IMO.

  6. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating on Amazon Scores Gift-Delivery Patent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I had earlier patented patenting so you're all screwed.

  7. Re:F It, I'm Patenting Eating on Amazon Scores Gift-Delivery Patent · · Score: 1

    Hey, Cyclopes are people too.

  8. Re:I would change browser out of protest on Opera Closes China Loophole; Reinstates Censorship · · Score: 1

    If you don't the unethical government will kick your business out of China and they won't have Opera at all.

  9. Re:Modding Old Hardware on Modded UX490 UMPC Shows Off Years of Community Development · · Score: 1

    So when they come we can immediately arrest them under the DMCA?

  10. Re:Tuna sushi on Is That Sushi Hazardous To Your Health? · · Score: 1

    Same. In terms of fish in general, I almost exclusively eat salmon.

  11. Re:yep... on Ten Things Mobile Phones Will Make Obsolete · · Score: 1

    The question was whether digital watches or mechanical watches are a greater sign of humanity's achievements, I don't know why you brought in the subject of space probes.

  12. Re:yep... on Ten Things Mobile Phones Will Make Obsolete · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He said a testament, not an important point. If we all die in World War 3 and some aliens come in a thousand years and find a digital watch, they'll see that we have advanced microelectronics and the advanced chemistry needed to make a battery, and its existence proves that we have other computers that do so much more. A mechanical watch will just prove to them that we can make good gears and fit them together, something which has practically no use outside of timekeeping (ok, and mechanical calculators).

  13. Re:Sci-fi not predicting far enough? on Has Sci-Fi Run Out of Steam? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Close, but not quite.

    Deus ex machinis
    Dei ex machina
    Dei ex machinis

    You need the ablative case with "ex", which is easy to confuse with the nominative in the singular, but not the plural.

  14. Re:Fast download on Try Out Chrome OS In a Virtual Machine · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of trying to download Firefox onto a computer on dialup (averaging 5kbps) with IE6.

    Downloading...10% - crap internet connection breaks
    Downloading...1% - ok try again
    Downloading...3% - ok try again
    Downloading...20%...40%...come on!... 47% - crap

    And so on until I gave up.

  15. Re:Change to GNU/Linux/Chorome OS... Quick! on Try Out Chrome OS In a Virtual Machine · · Score: 1

    He really should rename himself GNU/RMS.

  16. Re:Torrent? on Try Out Chrome OS In a Virtual Machine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Pirated? How does one pirate open source software?

  17. Re:The real deal about Chrome OS on Try Out Chrome OS In a Virtual Machine · · Score: 1

    You don't have to use Google's services. You can use whatever web apps you want, including putting data on your own server.

  18. Re:List his peace initiatives... on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 1

    And Theo de Raadt should get one for not being Steve Ballmer.

  19. Re:You can live in the cloud... on Google Releases Source To Chromium OS · · Score: 1

    Nobody's forcing you to use Google's web apps. You can use it with Microsoft's web apps too if you want.

  20. Re:China have copyright ? on Google Accused of Violating Copyright In China · · Score: 4, Funny

    But two Wrights made an airplane.

  21. Re:A Tad Biased on Secret UK Plan To Appoint "Pirate Finder General" · · Score: 1

    I mean, if it's a declaration of war then the populace should just capture their parliament as prisoners of war, right?

    That's a pretty darned good idea.

  22. Why target just netbooks? on Google Releases Source To Chromium OS · · Score: 1

    Why would Google just target netbooks? In some ways, desktops are just as good a place to put Chrome OS, since you tend to have perfect, uninterrupted wired internet on desktops, so you can do much of your cloud work with the same stability you would get from offline work.

  23. Re:Going back to sleep now... on Google Releases Source To Chromium OS · · Score: 1

    You lost me after the first Y.

  24. Re:restrictions on Google Releases Source To Chromium OS · · Score: 1

    It's based on Linux so it should be automatically GPLv2.

  25. Re:name change on GIMP Dropped From Ubuntu 10.04 · · Score: 1

    http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1450066&cid=30156408

    No.