Modern Tech Versus the Past
CNETNate writes "Most of us assume modern life is the peak of human achievement, but is it really? CNET decided to take a look at the major technologies of the modern world and compare them to their closest equivalent of pre-digital mankind — Facebook vs. dinner parties, World of Warcraft vs. actual war craft, iPhones vs. hills on fire — and the results are surprising. And slightly dumb, so laugh."
As you can see, ancient life beats modern life in all respects. Modern life doesn't even come close, scoring a rather embarrassing nought out of ten.
I would have to disagree. Sure you can pick a few things which outcome is that, but you really have to look at the larger picture.
As an example, if you think about the medieval era and how you moved around, there we're basically two options:
1) by horse
2) by walking
This meant that every business had to own a horse and feed it to move around. For a real world example, it also created problems for pizzeria's home delivery, because the horse would eat the pizza.
But one must also note that some things actually were better on older times. When you ordered a pizza, you knew it would be baked for you with love and it would be delicious to eat. Now someone justs sends me a pizza gift on Facebook. Thanks for the mockery, I say.
Basically what I am saying is that technology makes things less personal. The same way that salad is shit compared to Pizza Hut's delicious pan pizza, e-card is shit compared to a real postcard because it just doesn't have the same feeling.
We Have: Putting one page of data on one page
They Had: Dividing data up into eight pages to maximize pageviews
Thanks for finally filing this CNet Crave UK stuff in Idle/Entertainment!
My work here is dung.
Sorry. We geeks playing World of Warcraft would not be engaged in killing each other if not for the game. WoW is the low tech equivalent of jumping out from behind a rock with a stick and shouting "bang bang!". And the WoW forums are the equivalent of "I shot you your dead! Am not!" arguments.
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
...which is what much of modern chemotherapy amounts too will be looked back on like we look on bloodletting to keep your humors in order.
I suspect one day people will wonder how we lived in the dark ages when they actually had doctors that were trained to cut you open and physically manipulate your insides.
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MP3s vs. 1 Man Bands
Twitter vs. Bathroom Walls
Science vs. Mad Science
You never expect irony, do you?
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I still play Age of Empires 2, so that I know if I mystically get teleported back to medeival ages, I will be the best General the world has ever scene.
Now, how do I make real life town centers 'build' villagers?
Sorry. We geeks playing World of Warcraft would not be engaged in killing each other if not for the game.
True. I wonder how many closet murderers indulge their taste for mayhem in a virtual world but avoid it IRL simply because it's permitted in one place and punished in the other. Or, to put it more plainly, how many would do it IRL if they were guaranteed they could get away with it.
"I once stabbed a man to watch him die. And also for 8 honor points."
Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
Here are some more recent tech most of you have spurned for all the wrong reasons but which I'll never give up and you can pry from my cold dead hands (but you won't want to!!)
We have: Washed out LCD monitors, rubbish refresh rates, pale colours, all reds are orange.
I Have: My 21" newsroom Trinitrons, three of, for a combined resolution of 4800x1200 at 85Hz. Perfect colours, wide viewing angles, annoying bezels. Windows 7 really likes them...
We have: Computer speakers, tiny badly-designed amplifiers, built-in speakers on TV's, plastic "hifi" speakers with metal cones, etc. Plenty of bass, fair enough, but just whisper "dynamic range" and "signal-to-noise ratio" to these people and you might just cause a flamewar.
I Have: Wharfedale Modus Twos and a Rotel RSX-03 amplifier with 6 discrete channels (RSX-03), FLAC, Cds. And yes, decent speaker wire (4mm) I found! I'm not a hifi snob, but I know mine sounds better and with wise buying cost less!
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Endless useless meetings and reports vs forging and basic survival
I miss the days before cell phones. Don't get me wrong, cell phones are convenient and allow me to stalk any number of girls that I like, but still..
I remember before cell phones became mainstream, if you wanted to spend time with your friends, you had to tell them where to meet you and when and they had to be there or else you just wouldn't catch up. It didn't matter if you had anything planned or not. There was much less of the, "Well, I might come out, what did you have in mind?" cruft. During lunch at school you would say, "Meet at the pool around 4:00 and we'll figure something out." Then, the evening was yours for adventure or mischief or what have you. Not always having a plan was half the fun. It meant you would all get together and just start talking or walking or going somewhere seeking something to do until someone had a brilliant...or at least intriguing...idea.
I remember how, for the weekend, you and all your friends would be sure to meet Friday night somewhere then spend the whole weekend sleeping on each others' floors and couches because if anyone skipped out you wouldn't be able to find them for the rest of the weekend. I remember girls writing their numbers on my hand in pink gel ink and walking around, intentionally holding my hand turned just out slightly so as to subversively brag about my score. I remember setting up dates and saying, "I'll pick you up at..." and not having the crutch of cell phones to be able to work out the details when the time came.
Yep part of me misses those days. I am only 23 and I feel old writing about that kind of thing....the worst part is I don't even have a lawn yet....
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You could make the argument that for many people the 1940s-1950s was the present local peak of the USA. Since that time, due to resource exhaustion, increasing population and foolish trade deals, the standard of living has dropped in relative terms, the opportunities are not what they were, there's more aggravation, less optimism. The writing is worse, reporting is worse, the arts are terrible and people actually build less and make less. We're just shoved into boxes with sex and drugs but can't really ever get out of it, lest we bump into someone else's box. Yeah, if you weren't white, it sucked, but I'd bet we'd reach a point where due to declining wealth, where even the disenfranchised black guy in the 1940s had more real wealth than a near future free black guy of today. Certainly this is true in Detroit...
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I play airsoft, which I often refer to as 'FPS', much to the annoyance of all the other geeks :)
Sorry, but it is!
An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
how many would do it IRL if they were guaranteed they could get away with it.
A lot.
There are perfectly valid reasons to hate modern society. But this article doesn't seem to have even a superficial understanding of society, modern or otherwise. If he did he wouldn't be comparing older analogues to new tech in a favorable light.
It seems like Slashdot has decided that The Discovery Channel knows what nerds really want or something.
CNETNate would like to remind you that this CNET article is not an advertisement, it really is news for nerds and stuff that matters.
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When I was growing up, we had *real* dirt clod fights!
We would mound up dirt a short distance from one another, and a combination of lobbing and more direct throws were done until you hit the *enemy*. At which point, if you hit them hard enough or partially blinded them with dirt in the eyes, you then grabbed a handful of dirt clods, rush your enemy's bunker, rapid firing to keep him pinned down, then while he was writhing on the ground, if you had any clods left that this point, you would finish him off and dance some horrid resemblance to a "war victory dance".
Yeah, those were good times.
And I'm 26.
I'm sorry, but just because WoW has "war" in the title does not mean it can be equated to actual war. In real war, you dont run around fighting monsters with other people, buying and selling stuff so you can make that shiny new armor or buy the coolest new mount. If it were like real Middle Aged warfare, you would be running around with a small axe and whatever implement you had on your farm that could do the most damage. You're also probably wearing whatever rags you happened to be wearing at the time, much less plate or mail armor. You have people sitting at home yelling at each other over vent, as compared to people who have either trained for it their wholes lives, or were forced into battle by a lord who just wants more land, so he can get more tax money, so he can live even nicer. Not to mention the fact that the only thing close to someone spewing fireballs is an archer with an arrow covered with pitch and ignited.
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil
Craftsmen's Guilds come to mind: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guild. "They were organized in a manner something between a trade union, a cartel and a secret society . . . tended to form associations based on their trades . . . each of whom controlled secrets of traditionally imparted technology, the "arts" or "mysteries" of their crafts."
They had bizarre initiation rituals, We have goatse.
They had secret phrases. We have, "in Soviet . . . X, Y's you!"
They had a monopoly on their trade. We get outsourced.
Oh, I guess they won.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
The Apollo program and moon landings were surely the peak of the USA.
Growing up, the local paper had the social page. This had who visited who and all other pertinent gossip. At least this was edited, used correct grammer, and weeded out all the garbage, thus, was much more interesting.
Wimmen vs internet pr0n websites...
Remember the old geocities type web pages with absolutely everything on one staggeringly long page vs "clickthru articles" with about one paragraph per page of ads...
"Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
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I want to know who in their right mind would pay someone to write this? I could make a small shell script to write an article exactly like that. Type in your two topics, multiplied by however many 'battles' you want, and voila, pick the second topic every time as the winner and rejoice.
#define true false
How many scribes is one printer worth? I don't have any idea what the exact number could be, but I'm pretty sure this comparison wasn't included in CNet's article because there's no way you can get the scribes to win.
no contest. the lights are coming up all over now. talk about history? it was ALWAYS supposed to be how it is about to be. it's all in the manuals.
But cell phones causes one to reevaluate their fellow man (or Ameritard). Pre-cells, one hoped all those surveys demonstrating how totally ignorant your fellow citizens were was just so much balderdash --- now we know they were all too true.
At least we Americans have the bullet train. Oops! Nope, that's the Japanese and French. Well, at least we Americans have really cool seaport architecture. Nope, that's the Danish. Damn! We're backwards here in Amerika!
Thats the keyword that matters more there. Global communications (in particular with cellphones), and internet (with all the tools described in the article) have global and instant access from all the world. If you want to put in a word the difference between past and present, "World" will be what we have now, in this instant, all of it (including the bad parts, as globalization and properly named pandemic diseases)
Nowadays we rely on computer tabloids to deliver utterly useless articles on slow news days.
In the olden days we got a town crier for this purpose. Every day he delivered the news of the day in a mild and melodic voice, clearly superior to an eye-abusing web page or an unmanageable and oversized paper. Also if they delivered completely bogus and boring news, there was a very direct way to communicate your annoyance. And if the other options fail, you could easily initiate one the very thrilling and entertaining whichhunts, a joy for the whole family.
So clearly, even the media delivering this unbelievable interesting story had a superior alternative.
Wooden clubs VS. dating sites
Temple prostitutes VS. cathouses
Naked neanderthals VS. endless online porn catering to every whim
Mammoth hunts across the savannah VS. six pizza places within two miles
Wooden wagons VS. Audi TT RS
Fall Of Rome VS. Fall Of USA
Telegraph vs internet: If you wanted to, you could use VOIP to send the right audio dots and dashes in morse code only this time there's nothing stopping you. The major draw for the author seems to be the scarcity of such communication back in the time period when telegraphs were the big thing.
Twitter vs gossip: gossip isn't dead. There's no evidence that Twitter destroyed gossip, it just went online. A far more efficient means of spreading rumors.
Facebook vs Dinner party: Same as above. The author seems to pine for a time when the world was very disconnected.
World of Warcraft vs Actual war craft: Iraq? War isn't anything to be pinning for.
Swine flu mass-panic vs The plague: not a very good comparison. Try AIDS and the plague.
Iphone vs fire on a hill: Same scarcity makes it cool argument.
Viruses vs the Trojan horse: not really a fair comparison. There's tons of military strategies that put that horse to shame.
MP3s vs Tribal chants: We still have those. Heck, my friends and I went to Denver just to see a few.
Post-Enlightenment scientific rigour vs Superstition and quack doctors: Yeah that living to the old age of 30 sounds great. Get me a piece of that action... We've still got voodoo nonsense and you're free to go get "treated" by one if you wish.
Sigs are too short to say anything truly profound so read the above post instead.
We call Airsoft RLS. Real life shooter. My Cod4 clan plays regularly. It's amusing to me that some people are really good in game, and simply incapable of translating that to the real world, while others are terrible in game and unstoppable on the field.
so this is actually supposed to be funny?
miss.
This just felt like one of those cracked.com articles all over digg, instead of a slashdot-worthy article. Sorry.
Beautiful setup.
They had jumping out from behind a rock with a stick and shouting "bang bang! I shot you dead!"
We have: Cher "Bang Bang"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLmlS66AA80
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WoW is low tech... what are you playing?
can someone with points mod this troll? we need to start moding to promote valid discussion rather than TLDR style responses.
I don't disagree that the article wasn't very good, but this response offers nothing to the conversation.
Non-sense, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
"how many would do it IRL if they were guaranteed they could get away with it."
If two people each wanted to kill each other, and could do it without getting caught, how would that work? Wouldn't the first killer take out the other killer, thereby depriving the other killer of the murder that he could 'get away with?'
The trebuchet has the advantage in that it can fire anything...
Which is scarier?
"SCREEEEEEEECHMM"...BOOM!"
or...
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOO... SPLAT!"
or... (for dramatic effect)...
"Are those HEADS they're throwing at us?"
The Apollo space program was "post digital". Actually in the infancy of the digital age, but without the mainframe computers of the 1960's, which were indeed technology growing at a "rocket's pace" given their lineage from primitive computers born of the immediately preceding post-WW2 era, the Apollo space missions would never have been possible.
Also, some of the first really compact minicomputers were aboard the Apollo spacecraft themselves too, though they were not general-purpose computers, they were purpose-specific computers for navigation, guidance and systems controls.
Both keep you clean and sexy which is a big plus for the modern world!
They had: war victory dance.
We have: teabagging.
Ignore this signature. By order.
Before WoW we got foam plastic swords and other foam weapons and wrapped them up with Duct Tape to look like metal and dressed up in suits of armor and hit each other with them at a Medieval War reenactment or LARP D&D event. Before WoW we had D&D from TSR before Hasbro or Garfield Games or whomever bought them out and made D20. The Classic D&D and LARP D&D were better in the old days.
I shot you your dead! Am not!" arguments were resolved by the Dungeon Master and dice rolling and hit points.
Before we had the first person shooters we had today we had Wolfenstein 3D for MS-DOS, and the original Castle Wolfenstein for Apple II, C64, and other 8 bit systems.
Before we had Need for Speed we had "Night Driver" with the driving controller for the Atari 2600.
Before Facebook we had dial-up BBSes and FidoNet, WWIVNet, and other dial-up networks for single line BBS boards to network with each other before the Internet became popular and it was just the Arpanet back then. Thanks to the Waffle software BBSes could interface with Arpanet Newsgroups and Email. FidoBBS, WWIVBBS, and other BBSes were our social networking sites, but local so people could meet the faces behind the BBS screen names and handles. Now it isn't local it is International, and people don't meet in person anymore except in rare cases, but prefer to chat via the Internet and text messaging.
Before the iPod, we had the Sony Walkman and portable AM/FM radios, Boom Boxes, portable 8-Track players, and the knockoff Walkman type devices made by Sears, K-mart, Wallgreens, etc that had a cassette player and AM and FM radio. But now some cell phones have FM radio built in and can play media files and the iPod became the iPhone, and the Smart Phone and Blackberries do the same things as well.
The best we had was those 8 Bit systems like the Atari 2600, ColecoVision, Matell Intellivision, Atari 5200, Atari 7800, and then the Nintendo NES and SNES, Sega Master System and Sega Genesis and we started to get into 16 bit systems. The Sega CD32, Dreamcast, Saturn, were CD based systems but the Sony Playstation out marketed and out licensed them by licensing as many games for the PS1 as possible. It drove Sega out of the game console market but they made video games for other systems. he Atari Jaguar was a good system but it lack popularity and the games and Atari had poor marketing like Commodore and the C64GS game console. But now those retro games are available for the XBox 360, Nintendo Wii, and Playstation 3 via paying a small fee via the Gaming Networks and downloading the emulators with the retro game ROMs in them to play the classics in modern times.
Remember, Slashdot does not have a -1 disagree moderation, and no, troll, flamebait, and overrated are not substitutes.
and other presentation software we had H. Ross Perot and his charts and graphs. Oh how people laughed at his charts and graphs, and today they have their own charts and graphs in Powerpoint and other presentation software.
"That giant sucking sound you are going to hear is jobs going out of this nation due to the foreign trade bills passing." -H. Ross Perot
"This is the real reason why nothing ever gets done and the economy never gets fixed. Gridlock in Congress and the White House. Gridlock, gridlock, period period exclamation point!" -Vice Admiral James Stockdale
Ironically people dismissed them as wrong, but they turned out to be right in the future.
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I think they suck. For the hosts, they're expensive and messy. If you're a guest, you're stuck in a long drawn-out dinner where the only conversation is with your immediate neighbors.
Facebook wins.
You know, while all the modern day equivalents are better at _some_ times, I think the downsides the rest of the time get overlooked.
For example, yes, moving around by foot or horse all the way to Jerusalem was a lot slower, not to mention having all those pesky Saracens in the way who felt that they should continue to keep their country ;) Nowadays you could take a plane and be there in a couple of hours.
But the downside is that you weren't expected to make that trip more than once in your life, and arguably most people got away with never doing it at all. Nowadays just because it's possible to travel faster, for a lot of people it means they're _expected_ to do it all the time. So when (other) people go, basically, "bah, quit complaining about leg space, be glad you can fly at all nowadays", my answer would be: yeah, but in ye olde days I wouldn't be expected to go over there in the first place.
To go back to the examples you actually used:
E.g., sure, pizza delivery is faster by moped than by foot or horse, but in ye olde days actually you wouldn't have to do it. People would have to come to your pizzeria, if they wanted a pizza. Effectively nowadays someone has to be out on their bike, no matter if it's scalding hot or massive rain, to deliver pizzas.
E.g., sure, it's easier to send an e-card or email nowadays, but it also created a culture where you're expected to spend more time with email and e-cards, than they spent writing an old fashioned letter in any other age. Communication at a distance was something for _very_ close friends, and for when you actually have something to say. You might write to someone once a month or a week and include just the more important thoughts or events of that interval. There is plenty of old correspondence which was actually good enough to be sold as a book. And at any rate, you had time to actually think an answer worth writing down.
The wake up call about modern day communication was when I first had a consulting job at a company where they gave me a computer with Outlook configured to act like a retarded kid trolling for attention. It wasn't even content to signal that a new email had come, but it then resorted to try to draw my attention with a big tooltip in the lower right corner. God damn it, it has an email and it wants attention RIGHT NOW! At the time it was a shock that someone would expect that I immmediately abort any other activity, right in the middle of a line of code even, and give email its attention the very second it arrived. And there are people who'll call if you didn't answer their email in 5 minutes. WTF?
The new uber-convenient form of communication didn't just become a more convenient replacement for the old, but an unholy pact with the devil. It eats up more time than the old one ever did, and created some expectations and a sense of urgency that just didn't use to be there.
Or, to go back in the land of my own examples, I was surprised to read in a study waay back, that with all the modern conveniences and time-saving devices, a modern woman actually spends more times on house chores than her ancestors ever did. The idea that this is easy, and that is easy, and that other thing is easy too, and so on, has created a sense of expectation to do them all to an extent where they all combined actually take up more time and energy than ever.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
I would rather laugh at the submitter's rather superb talent for understatement.
8? I'd do it for 4.
I'm curious why they chose the Iphone? I mean, spot the odd one out - for every other technology, they list either the dominant leader, or if there isn't one, they put the generic name. But for some reason, the Iphone gets chosen, at only a few per cent market share. Why? Or is this just yet another case of jumping on the Apple product placement bandwagon?
If anything, they should list Nokia, but as no one's dominant in the mobile market (Nokia have "only" 40%), it's probably better to stick with the perfectly good word we already have for the device they are referring to: a phone (or mobile phone, smartphone, etc, if you prefer).
To answer the article, no I don't think my Iphone is cool, because I don't have one.
Although on second thoughts, it's true that only a minority of the population had access to torches on hills, so I guess the comparison is fair.
Before Apple fans respond saying I'm wrong, please avoid:
* Redefining the mobile market to some subset category that includes Iphones but excludes most other phones.
* Relying on anecdotes, what your friends have, what gets publicity, instead of hard market data.
* Redefining market share to mean something other than market share (e.g., dubious subjective terms like "mind share").
Thank you.
I recently gave up driving my car (even though I live in Southern California) because I realized I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to meet everyone's expectations. Now, if it's under 3 miles, or if I have extra time, I walk, otherwise I ride the bus. Not only is it much cheaper than driving, but I have a lot more free time. The reason is simple, I plan my day so that I only have one or two events to attend to during the day. If someone wants me to do something else, sorry I don't have time because every additional event costs me 2 hours in travel time. That gives me time to really focus on the task at hand and I'm a lot better off for it. Come to think of it, I really shouldn't be reading Slashdot right now.
Reminds me why I only read the summaries.
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Who could afford to send a telegram, or visit a doctor? Not the lower classes, except in absolute emergencies. And there was almost no middle class to speak of back then.
Being a lord in a giant castle may not seem so bad, but the life of the peasant majority doing the actual work was far less rosy. Of course, it's not entertaining to hear about somebody's life of toil, so any movie or book about 'the past' focuses on the idle upper crust - apparently leading some people to think everyone lived like that.
there is no god but truth, and reality is its prophet
Good for you.
All those who are psychopaths/sociopaths who will probably do it anyway as they are generally too narcissisti to believe they could ever make a mistake and be caught.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it