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  1. Re:Imaginoff on Google Envisions 10 Million Servers · · Score: 1

    Just don't link it with nodes in Soviet Russia, or the beowulf cluster will imagine you.

  2. Re:10 Million? on Google Envisions 10 Million Servers · · Score: 1

    How many neurons do I need to clump together with chemicals and synapses before it becomes self aware?

  3. Re:To be honest... on Sequoia Voting Systems Source Code Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, we need to have security! How the heck can a system be secure if everyone can see how it works and therefore how to crack it?! This stuff is simply too important to be left in the hands of the average citizen.

  4. Re:8 pages.. lame on NVIDIA Driver Developer Discusses Linux Graphics · · Score: 1
  5. Does anyone else hate Office software in general? on Sneak Preview of New OpenOffice 3.2 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, title should be "hate Office software"

  6. Does anyone else have Office software in general? on Sneak Preview of New OpenOffice 3.2 · · Score: 1

    Spreadsheets are very useful, but documents and presentation programs seem bloated and useless compared to how they could be. A PDF works just fine as a finished document, and virtually all PDF readers have an option to view it as a presentation - slide transitions don't have any useful function, and they tend to detract from a slideshow's informational value. File formats like .odt, .doc and .ppt get corrupted very easily, making them extremely difficult to recover (ascii text, as well as such text in a markup language, is virtually immune to corruption). There are simply so many efficient, stable, compatible open standards-based ways to make documents and presentations that programs like Microsoft Office and OO.o seem to be unnecessary.

  7. Re:PDFs are great... on Sneak Preview of New OpenOffice 3.2 · · Score: 1

    Which is why you use something like LaTeX - all LaTeX editors are compatible with each other, or you can edit it directly.

  8. Re:Faster... on Sneak Preview of New OpenOffice 3.2 · · Score: 1

    Or a data parabola. Statistics just ain't fun without parabolas.

  9. Re:Did they use the mosquito sound? on 1/3 of People Can't Tell 48Kbps Audio From 160Kbps · · Score: 1

    It's very easy to tell the difference between two things side by side - the brain is wired that way. Determining what the difference is is much harder.

  10. Re:What sites use .NET? on Mozilla Unblocks Microsoft's .NET Addon · · Score: 1

    As opposed to the lowercase iEvil ones?

  11. Re:Shocking incident on Slashdot, Film at 11 on Mozilla Unblocks Microsoft's .NET Addon · · Score: 1

    Given the amount of time some people spend on here, it would be more accurate to say that they don't use their real names in meatspace.

  12. Re:That's a bit harsh on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't fire him - he's inflammable.

  13. Re:Fusion!? on A Step Closer To Cheap Nuclear Fusion · · Score: 1

    I think you're nuclear on the terminology here.

  14. Re:Sounds good to me on The US's Reverse Brain Drain · · Score: 1

    Fire nuclear missile to Beijing Y/N? Y

    Password: ******

    Processing request...

    TrueFire DRM Error: Missile may not be fired on China or its military allies.

  15. Re:How can this be secret? on Secret ACTA Treaty May Sport "Internet Enforcement" Procedures After All · · Score: 1

    The FINAL treaty document. That's the part I'm worried about - the people don't have a chance to negotiate.

  16. Re:How is that a contradiction? on The Medical Benefits of Carbon Monoxide · · Score: 1

    Take water and eat 10lbs of it. You could get hospitalized or worse.

  17. Re:Gee whiz! on The Medical Benefits of Carbon Monoxide · · Score: 1

    Indeed, while we weren't looking they built a bridge over the water. It's called trolling now.

  18. Re:1900 degrees ??!? on LHC Successfully Cools To 1.9K In Lead-Up To Restart · · Score: 1

    The url says "19K". Which one do we believe?

  19. Re:I'm still trying to wrap my head around the tit on Open Source Effort To Codify America's "Operating System" Online · · Score: 1

    You can modernize it with s/sheep/car/g.

  20. Re:Am I reading the summary wrong? on Canadian Copyright Lobby Fights Anti-Spyware Legislation · · Score: 1

    The copyright lobby has been pushing to stop the taking away of exceptions (ie. they want the exceptions in there). It is a needlessly complicated sentence.

  21. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the title on Open Source Effort To Codify America's "Operating System" Online · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What does open access to laws have to do with operating systems or open source? Sounds like an attempt to ride the Linux hype wave, and it seems to be succeeding so far.

  22. Re:Apple's Grand Central Dispatch Ported To FreeBS on Apple's Grand Central Dispatch Ported To FreeBSD · · Score: 0

    Linux users tend to know how to pirate, so the cost argument doesn't really work. In fact, most people who have linux installed it over (or at least beside) an existing MS system.

  23. Re:Places not to go on Google Street View Wants You to Direct New Tricycle Imager · · Score: 1

    Hiking trials? What kind of dystopian justice system is that?

  24. Re:Why does Firefox allow this? on Sneaky Microsoft Add-On Put Firefox Users At Risk · · Score: 1

    Because Microsoft controls the underlying environment and can make Firefox do whatever they want.

  25. Re:Newsflash: Teenagers are stupid and selfish on Texas Teen Arrested Under New Online Harassment Law · · Score: 1

    -$121700 seems fair. Your counteroffer?