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  1. Re:Dear Wikileaks, on Secret Plan To Kill Wikileaks With FUD Leaked · · Score: 1

    I dunno, I've heard quite a few people say Sarah Palin was hot.

  2. Re:*cough* on House Fails To Extend Patriot Act Spy Powers · · Score: 1, Funny

    So I guess you could call this an...

    <Sunglasses>

    ...Epic Fail.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

    FTFY.

  3. Re:Religiosity gene? on Model Says Religiosity Gene Will Dominate Society · · Score: 1

    Why do you live at all if you are not going to be continuing the human race?

  4. Re:And? on Who Unfriended You, and Why · · Score: 1

    Didn't you get the memo? The girls all know this. If you want people to think you have a big dick, drive something cheap/efficient, since obviously you aren't compensating!

    Shh, don't give away the secret of driving a Geo Metro.

  5. Re:Dangerous job on Black Eyed Peas Member Joins Intel As Director · · Score: 1

    The Slashdot blurb says: "Will.i.am is one third of the popular music group" but TFA says: "Will.i.am is one quarter of the popular music group"

    Gee, only hours into the job, and Will.i.am has already fallen victim to the Intel floating point bug...

    Maybe it was a subtle joke on the fact that Will.i.am and Fergie are memorable on their own, but not the other two guys? That or the submitter didn't know copy and paste work right again on Slashdot and they didn't have to type anything.

  6. Re:Sequels not that bad on The Matrix Re-Reloaded · · Score: 1

    That would explain some of Keanu's acting as being a machine pretending to be human.

  7. Re:Good lord... on New Mega-Leak Reveals Middle East Peace Process · · Score: 1

    Nuke them all. Their respective God will provide his true chosen people with the ability to live in the radioactive wasteland.

    Unless they have the same God who abandoned them both after years of bullshit actions in the name of God on both sides.

  8. Re:Only pilots who are pussies on Laser Incidents With Aircraft On the Rise · · Score: 0

    -Bill Jobs The Mad Scientist

    Steve, try to pick a better name for your crazy and just as evil alter ego.

  9. Re:And how many people actually protect their phon on Smartphone As Your Most Dangerous Possession · · Score: 1

    I'd also like to know which devices can be cracked in 30 seconds. With iPhone 4's full device encryption, I don't see how the key can be cracked in under 10 tries before it would wipe itself. But, I'd like to know.

    Couldn't they just dump the memory of the device in its encrypted state and crack it at their leisure?

  10. Re:The South Korean Government is no fan of Google on Google Broke the Law, Say South Korean Police · · Score: 1

    10% is a very large proportion of people victimised by cowards .. people need to sit up and take notice.

    Then don't give the cowards credit. I would guess that 99% of those were just trolls that would not do anything in real life, and like any other trolls ignoring them is the smartest option. If people can't learn how to deal with that then maybe offing themselves was the better choice.

  11. Re:New patent: Unsnoopable car lock on New Cars Vulnerable To Wireless Theft · · Score: 1

    This piece of metal would be unique to each owner.

    That would be slightly better than the keys we have now, as they do end up with the same key every so often.

  12. Re:Morning sex on iPhone Alarms Hit By New Year's Bug · · Score: 1

    I'm a geek with a WIFE and you know what? We have a CHILD!

    Some pretty crazy shit there, huh?

    It is crazy the advancements in AI and cloning we have.

  13. Re:WCPGW on Democrats Crowdsourcing To Vote Palin In Primaries · · Score: 1
    A black president and then a woman president in a row?

    Truly we would be living in the future.

  14. Working links? on Finding Independently Produced TV Shows? · · Score: 1

    If you fix those links then you have a few right there.

  15. Re:good on Stargate Universe Cancelled · · Score: 1

    You mean apart from proving that Canadians don't like to do things by halves? Sam wiped out a sun, Rodney a whole solar system. ;)

    5/6 of a solar system, and it was uninhabited.

  16. Re:Please. on Racy Danish Tabloid May Sue Apple For App Rejection · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why is this shit on Slashdot?

    You answered that yourself here.

    I know, porn, geeks, porn, geeks.

    Add a dash of Anti-Whatever and you have a instant Slashdot story.

  17. Re:When I worked for UPS on Which Shipping Company Is Kindest To Your Packages? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would labeling it "bottle deer urine" work as well, too?

    Not according to my experience unpacking various urines at a hunting store.

  18. Re:How adorable on British MP Calls For Pornography 'Opt-In' · · Score: 1

    I've heard of porn addiction. I've also heard of television addiction. Let's ban television.

    But then where would I get my fuel for my TvTropes addiction?

  19. Re:Claire Perry, way to admit to being a bad mothe on British MP Calls For Pornography 'Opt-In' · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have discussed this at length and we've come to the conclusion that if my Son is savvy enough to get past all the parental restrictions that we'll put in place, then he's old enough to look at porn. And fair play to him.

    Someone mod this excellent idea up.

  20. Re:Claire Perry, way to admit to being a bad mothe on British MP Calls For Pornography 'Opt-In' · · Score: 1

    Yawn, the image search was mostly Katy Perry nude fakes.

  21. Claire Perry, way to admit to being a bad mother. on British MP Calls For Pornography 'Opt-In' · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That is all.

  22. Woz -The Cool Steve on Woz Says Android Will Dominate · · Score: 1

    The title says it all.

  23. Re:Here's a few on Sciencey Heroes For Young Children? · · Score: 1

    Aren't they too old? I believe Adam is in his 40s and Jamie's gotta be almost 50 by now if he isn't already.

    Then say Grant, Tory, and Kari?

  24. Re:Solution is Deal With Advertisers Directly. on TV Tropes Self-Censoring Under Google Pressure · · Score: 1

    Another solution would be alternative ad networks that allow web sites catering to adult audiences. I'm a bit surprised that there don't seem to be any, or that Google itself doesn't have such a service.

    There are, but it is the more questionable ad networks that do it.

  25. Re:So, how long before... on Will Netflix Destroy the Internet? · · Score: 1

    Depending on how you go about it that could still make you an ally.