You: Put the kids to bed and make some popcorn. It's viral video night!
Spouse: Great, I just love watching my favorite viral videos!
You: Me too!
Spouse: I love you honey.
You: I sent you a link to a really awesome viral video, let's watch that, ok?
Spouse: Great idea, my lovey-dov...
Google TV:NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP / NEVER GONNA...
Spouse: I'm filing for divorce.
You: I thought that song seemed romantic. It was about a guy never giving up, never letting down, never running around and hurting, never making you cry, and never saying good bye.
To be fair The Guild and Dr. Horrible Sing Along Blog are both sold as DVDs through Amazon. (I don't know about the others, but Amazon is where I got those two from.)
Thereby destroying the name-referentiality of the Web, so as soon as one of those URL-shortener services goes out of business, poof, all the links in saved messages evaporate.
If they are worth it then the sites can be found another way.
I had a Korean student who was upset and dropped the course when I told her she couldn't use her iPod during an exam — she said she used it as a dictionary.
And another thing. You should have told her "Welcome to America - learn fuckin' English!" I wouldn't get a degree in Korea and expect not to learn Korean. Fuck, if she was Mexican you'd have powerful lobbies trying to make your college bi-lingual because another word for illegal alien is undocumented Democrat. Koreans in particular and Asians in general are too small a percent of population for those assholes to push an agenda about them, unlike the spics. So she dropped the class. No loss there, Asian chicks usually have small tits anyway.
You had a point until you were all trollish about it.
You get the Legos warm and re-meld the plastic ever so lightly and could get textures like a wax figure, just don't ask how I know that.
Meh. I, for one, welcome our new self-assembling, replicating lego overlords.
Oh crap, am I the only one who thought of Replicators from Stargate?
If it runs Linux then they are going to be guaranteed a few sales from people just wanting to tinker with it.
You: Put the kids to bed and make some popcorn. It's viral video night! Spouse: Great, I just love watching my favorite viral videos! You: Me too! Spouse: I love you honey.
You: I sent you a link to a really awesome viral video, let's watch that, ok? Spouse: Great idea, my lovey-dov... Google TV: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP / NEVER GONNA... Spouse: I'm filing for divorce.
You: I thought that song seemed romantic. It was about a guy never giving up, never letting down, never running around and hurting, never making you cry, and never saying good bye.
A game that emulated real life would be pretty boring (see also: The Sims).
Yet The Sims was one of the best selling games of all time.
Agreed on the Doraleous and Associates though.
That story would have been much more believable if you left out the part about an Asian girlfriend.
That explains why people post to Twitter. Why do people read it?
People want to feel part of a group that bitches about things they bitch about?
Thereby destroying the name-referentiality of the Web, so as soon as one of those URL-shortener services goes out of business, poof, all the links in saved messages evaporate.
If they are worth it then the sites can be found another way.
The first wave of attacks was merely a distraction. General Pedobear is leading an attack through the backdoor to crush them once and for all.
The general is talking about surprise buttsex, right? General Pedobear should be one of the most experienced in that field.
If anonymous members can't target more essential parts of their business with their attacks, they shouldn't bother.
So should they do black faxes then?
Saving a few lives when 100x as many die every year to massive overpopulation?
The overpopulation problem seems to be fixing itself then.
The game does look beautiful. Almost makes me want to get an Xbox to play this.Is there any chance of this coming out for PC.
Not a chance.
Very, but they still get to vote. Three guesses as to which way "they" lean.
You only need three ways left, right, and neither.
I have had to show an ID to get M rated games from stores here in Texas, does California not already do that?
And another thing. You should have told her "Welcome to America - learn fuckin' English!" I wouldn't get a degree in Korea and expect not to learn Korean. Fuck, if she was Mexican you'd have powerful lobbies trying to make your college bi-lingual because another word for illegal alien is undocumented Democrat. Koreans in particular and Asians in general are too small a percent of population for those assholes to push an agenda about them, unlike the spics. So she dropped the class. No loss there, Asian chicks usually have small tits anyway.
You had a point until you were all trollish about it.
Not for checking your email it isn't. Unless of course you are a fucking moron.
Checking email isn't the only thing people do on computers these days.
Yes, but I needed an article like this to cheer me up in the morning. Makes me glad I'm not a /. editor who has to try and filter this kind of stuff.
The editors don't seem to try too hard.
That's all.
Copyright exists to force people to spend more money than they would have otherwise, thereby inflating the GDP.
How would that inflate the GDP? The extra money would have just been spent elsewhere.
Wikileaks doesn't deserve source protection because 'it's not journalism.
Did the news industry forget what journalism is?
There's certainly a lot of overlap between the techie crowd and the hippie crowd. Steve Jobs, for example, experimented with LSD.
Jobs never has been been really a techie though, he is more of a hipster businessman.
Autobots can't transform into flying things. Only Decepticons do.
Omega Supreme would like a word with you.
They both have been baked, and now there will be cake.
Mmm Soylent Cake.
Might mean you're retarded, tho.
It could.