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  1. Thermal depolymerization! on Safer Means Of Disposing Of Mad Cows · · Score: 1

    Let's get some hydrocarbons out of them old bovines! Check the .sig! If it'll work for turkey guts, it'll work for mad cows too!

  2. Blame Canada! (Broadcasting Corporation) on Squid Eye for the Reflective Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bioluminescent squid and their symbiotes were also covered (ogg file) on Quirks and Quarks, a CBC science show.

    I'm all about glowing calamari, you see.

  3. Please, please, please... on Mars Rover Sniffs First Hint of Water? · · Score: 5, Funny
    An ongoing intrigue is already developing - a scientist reckoned that some of the soil around the airbag 'looks like mud, but it can't be mud'."

    ...let it be oil. Bush will have a man on Mars in ten minutes, tops.

  4. Re:Why ? on Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hey buddy, what you do with mongolian veld goats on your time is your business.

    Combine some mussel superglue with some bioluminescent squid (ogg file) and you've got yourself a mean underwater flashlight, though.

  5. Uh, yeah. on Colorization of Mars Images? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a conspiracy. To make people...

    BELIEVE THAT MARS IS RED!

    Thanks for alerting us to that potential communist menace, senator.

  6. More relevant coverage, please. on CES 2004 Coverage · · Score: 5, Funny

    The question that remains to be asked above all these hardware-related questions:

    How many girls in skimpy outfits are hawking products?

    Inquiring slashdotters want to know!

  7. Obligatory liberal bias on Touch Screen Voting Trouble in Florida · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For an interesting exercise in direct democracy, check out the Bush in 30 Seconds finalists. These have been winnowed down from some 1500 submitted ads.

    All created by volunteers. Registered users get to vote on which ads they like the best, and the winners will be run on TV this election season.

    Just to be fair and balanced, here's a similar conservative ad. No voting though.

  8. Re:how d'ya quit photoshop? on First Preview of GIMP 2.0 Ready for Testing · · Score: 1

    Assign an action to the filters you commonly use. One keystroke.

  9. get started now folks! on Inside the Lego Master Builder Search · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best way to get a job like this would be to get some experience building stuff.

    Legos are CHEAP on eBay available in bulk lots or even Complete mindstorms sets

    And if not for you, buy them for your kids. Beats letting them rot their brains out watching TV all day.

    Just watch out, stepping barefoot on a 2x2 lego in the middle of the night is worse than medieval caltrops.

  10. Re:how d'ya quit photoshop? on First Preview of GIMP 2.0 Ready for Testing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i prefer to work on a PC 'cos Mac has its menu bar out of reach of the keyboard

    Under OSX you can access the menu bars from the keyboard by turning on full keyboard access in the keyboard control panel.

    I use it all the time to lighten up on my RSI problems.

  11. build your own on A Look Inside Virginia Tech's New Super Computer · · Score: 5, Informative
  12. Re:Why is the sky red? on First High-Res Color Photos from Mars · · Score: 4, Informative

    Perhaps all those oxides in the soil get whipped up into the air by the intense winds on the surface, coloring the sky kinda butterscotch?

  13. careful folks... on First High-Res Color Photos from Mars · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If ever there was an opportunity for a submitter to include a goatse link in an article, this is it!

    Careful what you click on!

  14. Obligatory Gandhi quote on Microsoft Rolls Out New Anti-Linux Ad Campaign · · Score: 1

    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win."

    -- M. Gandhi

    It looks like we're in stage 3 already. Any takers on when stage 4 can be confirmed?

  15. I'm a big fan... on Interview with Bruce Sterling · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  16. Re:Obligatory Secretariat comment... on Equine Speedometers · · Score: 1

    Secretariat's heart weighed 22 pounds, while a typical thoroughbred's ticker weighs about eight and a half.

    That's a lot of chow.

  17. further implications... on Microbes Produce Precursor To Missile Propellent · · Score: 1

    This might have implications for abiotic oil research.

    If microbes can produce proto-rocket fuel, is it such a stretch to believe they can create crude oil as well?

  18. Now it is a matter of time... on iPod Jr. Rumors Become More Substantial · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before Jobs the iWhite sends out his Uruk-Hai to crush the rumor sites.

  19. I recall.. on A Look Back at Apple's 2003 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My head of IT stating that "Apple will be out of business by Christmas."

    That was in 1997.

    As long as Apple keeps innovating and forcing everyone else to play catch-up, they'll stay in business for many Christmases to come.

    One thing Apple has done well is pushing UNIX to the next-level down user, people that might not ordinarily touch the command line.

    Since I started working with OSX, I've gotten much more used to dropping into the Terminal to do stuff. It started with ls -aR and now I'm grepping ifconfig to determine my MAC address. It's fun.

    Thank you, Apple, for bringing out the inner Unix sysadmin in me. Now all I have to do is grow my hair long again.

  20. NOT the end of commercials on The State of Automated Commercial Skipping · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unfortunately, skipping does not mean the end of commercials, just commercials as we know them.

    Subtle and not so subtle product placements will ensure that we continue to see advertising every time we watch TV, despite our best efforts.

    I suggest listening to public streaming radio (in ogg format no less) as a wonderful alternative to the tripe Madison avenue continues to shove down your throat.

    Unless you like tripe. Whatever floats your boat.

  21. In other news... on UK Approves of 5.8GHz For Rural Broadband · · Score: -1, Redundant

    They also opened up the 1.21 jiggawatts part of the spectrum.

  22. too many links on NYT: 14 Media & Technology Convergence Trends · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it just me or was that article way over-linked?

    In keeping with submitters' tendencies to link to every single page on the web in the hopes of making the front page, I propose that all slashdot articles have links on every character of every word. For example:

    S l a s h d o t.

    Wouldn't want to miss any trivial pieces of information, after all.

  23. For others... on Linux Toys · · Score: 1

    If you like your toys running OSX instead of Linux, there's always the iBrator.

  24. Re:It's in The Two Towers, too on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 1

    I like the immersive feeling of being in the theater, and the Wilhelm breifly takes me out of that immersion, since I know what the Wilhelm is and how it got in there.

    Same way the CAPS (copy protection) code flashing on the screen during Master and Commander ruined what would otherwise be some really great scenes.

  25. It's in The Two Towers, too on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 0

    Near the beginning of the Battle at Helm's Deep. An elf gets tossed off the wall and one can quite clearly hear the Wilhelm.

    Detracts from the film, IMHO.