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Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue

Roland Piquepaille writes "Researchers from Purdue University working under an award from the National Science Foundation (NSF) have discovered that common blue mussels are using iron found in seawater to create their own super glue. "In addition to using the knowledge to develop safer alternatives for surgical and household glues, the researchers are looking at how to combat the glue to prevent damage to shipping vessels and the accidental transport of invasive species, such as the zebra mussel that has ravaged the midwestern United States." This overview contains more details and references about this discovery. You'll also find an image of mussel glue at a magnification of 25,000X and one of a mussel adhering to a sheet of Teflon."

197 comments

  1. Scary cleaning cycle.. by scsirob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next time they try cleaning those mussels off a large ship, the ship desintegrates too. Same glue, sorry...

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    1. Re:Scary cleaning cycle.. by JPriest · · Score: 2, Informative

      Zebra Mussels are good for cleaning water and polution. A high population of them is one of the reasons the St. Lawrence is one of the cleanest rivers in the world. I once heard a stat to the effect that they filter every galon of water in the river about every 2 or 3 days (not sure how true this is). I do know that each Zebra Mussel can filter about a quart of water per day. They are pests but they do lower water pollution levels.

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    2. Re:Scary cleaning cycle.. by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      But how do you dispose of all those poisoned mussels?

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  2. thank god by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get these things off of me!

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    1. Re:thank god by fiftyfly · · Score: 1

      Only at /. would you find one wanting (apparently) surgical muscle^H^H^Hsel removal

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  3. Too bad for the mussels by Dilbert_ · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Superglue or not, here in Belgium and The Netherlands millions of mussels are eaten every year ;-)

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    1. Re:Too bad for the mussels by batquux · · Score: 1

      Muscles make up a pretty big part of all the fast food menus here in the US.

  4. american pie 2 by lotas · · Score: 3, Funny

    i wouldent want to get my hand stuck with that, anywhere, never mind there....

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  5. Kinda answers that question... by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    What sticks to Teflon?
    Mussels!

    Bah, there was a punchline in there somewhere, but I think I missed it.

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    1. Re:Kinda answers that question... by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      What sticks to Teflon?

      er... the frying pan.

    2. Re:Kinda answers that question... by cmpalmer · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, er... frying pans... are made of... mussels?

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    3. Re:Kinda answers that question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hence she's a witch! Burn her!

    4. Re:Kinda answers that question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question should be what does Teflon stick to.
      Based on the final condition of every Teflon coated frying pan I ever purchased NOTHING.
      I don't even care if you use Teflon friendly cooking tools, eventually the Teflon wears off.
      Then there's also been recent studies about the poisonous vapors Teflon gives off as it heats so basically even Teflon can't stick to Teflon when heated.
      Perhaps they should try Mussel glue to stick Teflon to frying pans. Given the fact that they use hulking massive industrial diamond coated grinding blades to remove Mussels from steel ships it might work.

    5. Re:Kinda answers that question... by darqchild · · Score: 1

      it's a refrence to Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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    6. Re:Kinda answers that question... by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      Well now we know how to get the teflon to remain stuck to the pan!

      Seriously though we have a solution here to another set of problems that might be curiously the reverse of super or "muscle glue." The process by which teflon repells sticking is electrostatic. We now have a tool that will tell us how to manage the process more effectively. This has real potential for electronics as well as for many other things.

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    7. Re:Kinda answers that question... by chmod000 · · Score: 1

      "It's a fair cop."

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    8. Re:Kinda answers that question... by willtsmith · · Score: 1

      From the article, it sounds like they just need to coat the hull with nail polish remover ;-)

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    9. Re:Kinda answers that question... by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

      They should see if mussels can attach to vaseline

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  6. So the next time by Tebriel · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, the next time a lamp breaks or something, I'll just go fetch a mussel and fix it with that. Cheap and easy! Just don't tell PETA.

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    1. Re:So the next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mussels aren't "cuddly" or "cute", so PETA won't pay any attention to them.

  7. Teflon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since when was Teflon that leader of anti-stick materials? Put them on some salt, then we'll see who is better!

    Blogzine

  8. Muscle Glue by JRHelgeson · · Score: 2, Funny
    I grew up with "Super Glue", does this mean that the next generation will grow up with "Muscle Glue"?

    Will Muscle Glue remover cause the iron to oxidize and rust away thereby breaking apart the protein strands? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    1. Re:Muscle Glue by Graemee · · Score: 1

      In keeeping with the super glue aspect, doesn't the mussel hanging from the teflon look like the guy hanging from the hardhat in the super glue commercials.

    2. Re:Muscle Glue by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Those aren't super glue commercials, they're for...

      Crraaaaaazzzzzyyyyy Glue!

      Strong enough to suspend this man in thin air!

      (I guess thick air is outta the question)

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    3. Re:Muscle Glue by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      http://www.gorillaglue.com/

      The toughest glue on planet earth. ;)

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    4. Re:Muscle Glue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about mussel bandaids that you have to take off with a knife?

    5. Re:Muscle Glue by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      As someone said earlier, the final composition of the glue excludes iron. It is, however, needed for stabilizing the synthesis.

      Which is quite handy, really. All one needs to do is reduce the iron content of the water to prevent mollusks. This could be done using magnets (it is iron, after all). When buildup is critical, simply switch the magnets off and direct the iron away from the ship, where it will mix back into the water harmlessly.

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  9. Hey! by twoslice · · Score: 5, Funny
    and one of a mussel adhering to a sheet of Teflon.

    That's my dinner!

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  10. mussels yummy! by tuxette · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Stick to your ribs" suddenly has a whole new meaning...

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  11. Why ? by Krapangor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you reduce the water amount in saliva of the mongolian veld goat then you get stuff with nearly the same properties. The goats need this to be able to eat the cacti in the desert.
    However this is known to some time now and nobody seems to care or even to use it.

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    1. Re:Why ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and how long do you think peta will let you keep dehydraded goats?

    2. Re:Why ? by Guano_Jim · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey buddy, what you do with mongolian veld goats on your time is your business.

      Combine some mussel superglue with some bioluminescent squid (ogg file) and you've got yourself a mean underwater flashlight, though.

    3. Re:Why ? by hamsterboy · · Score: 4, Funny
      However this is known to some time now and nobody seems to care or even to use it. -- Proud owner of a Mensa membership card.
      Did you buy this card from eBay, or does Mensa not have an English section on their entrance exams?

      Hamster

    4. Re:Why ? by Krapangor · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I don't to take such insults from someone who can't spell hampster right.

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    5. Re:Why ? by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Impressive, but can he stomach this ?

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    6. Re:Why ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Krapangor is a TROLL! who in his right mind would mod this interesting?

    7. Re:Why ? by hamsterboy · · Score: 1
      Sorry, pal. Wrong again.

      Hamster

    8. Re:Why ? by DesertFalcon · · Score: 1

      I'd guess that the reason people care about mussel glue and not veld goat saliva is that veld goats don't stick to the hulls of ships, slowing them down and requiring expensive, time-consuming and difficult removal processes. If they can figure out what makes the mussel glue work, they can probably figure out a quick and easy way to get the damn things off of the boats and they can get back to shipping things more quickly.

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    9. Re:Why ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mongolian veld goats need to be stuck to pointy plants to be able to eat? I don't understand.

    10. Re:Why ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about gerbil, mensatron?

  12. More links for the chemistry inclined by chrestomanci · · Score: 5, Informative

    This area of research is similar to what I did as a chemistry post graduate.

    After a bit of googling, I found the researcher's home page:
    http://www.chem.purdue.edu/Faculty/wilker.h tm

    I also found the page for his research group. Linked from it, was a more detailed description of the chemistry involved:
    http://www.chem.purdue.edu/wilker/adhes ives.htm

    Unfortunately, while I could find a number of links to actual publications in peer-reviewed chemistry journals, all where subscription sites.

  13. So... by clifgriffin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Is this compound superior to our own super glue?

    Will it set as fast? One of the advantages of traditional super glue is that it uses minute amounts of water on each surface to cause it to set.

    Or is this academic only and no one is suggesting we work on replacing our current solution.

    In short: What is the significants of this find, out side of academia?

    1. Re:So... by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The topic says:
      "In addition to using the knowledge to develop safer alternatives for surgical and household glues, the researchers are looking at how to combat the glue to prevent damage to shipping vessels and the accidental transport of invasive species, such as the zebra mussel that has ravaged the midwestern United States."

      You didn't even have to RTFA!

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    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're using it to build a smarter SPELL CHECKER, asshole

      "significants"? what are you, two?

    3. Re:So... by kcelery · · Score: 1

      you cannot fill your teeth with superglue, I tried but it failed. Research has been going on use this glue in dentistry, if it sticks to every surface it might stick to your teeth.

    4. Re:So... by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Funny

      So remind me again why we are looking for some magic glue that will stick to our teeth? People have known for years that spinach will stick to your teeth, and most people try very hard to avoid that, as it's somewhat unsettling to many...

  14. "Super Glue" is misleading by krog · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you say "super glue", most people here think of Superglue(tm), which is cyanoacrylate adhesive, not mollusk snot. Couldn't a different phrasing have been used?

    1. Re:"Super Glue" is misleading by NetNinja · · Score: 1

      When you say superglue, people automatically assoicate it with something that sticks well.. Like superglue.
      remember, the little people need it spelled out in a clear and concise manner.

    2. Re:"Super Glue" is misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mollusk snot. I like it. Let's call it that from now on.

    3. Re:"Super Glue" is misleading by revscat · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you say "super glue", most people here think of Superglue(tm), which is cyanoacrylate adhesive, not mollusk snot.

      I think I might have found my new .sig.

  15. Forget those fancy pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll be able to store your palm, iPod, and trapper keeper on the barnacles on your ass. Look ma, no hands!

  16. so what? by zasos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I guess because "mussel glues present the first identified case in which transition metals are essential to the formation of a non crystalline biological material" it is interesting science... but why whoud we care?...
    I hate these press releases that don't give any specifics (e.g., strength in MPa) nor do they provide larger picture of why would we care...
    oh, well, good for mussels any way... they are tasty...

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    1. Re:so what? by seann · · Score: 1

      if we know what makes the glue, we can stop making ships out of "teflon" and start making them out of "anti-muscle-lon"

      (Disclaimer: I know most ships are not made out of teflon. And by most, I have a lil frying pan in the sink right now..sailing away in the suds.)

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    2. Re:so what? by fitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cross reference this with a lot of the discussion of nanotechnology recently... for instance the discussion of the two heads of different camps discussion recently on slashdot (not taking the time to find the link). Anyway, one of the leading guys says that nanotechnology will be built using organics, the other says by mechanics and each say the other is wrong. Anyway, understanding how and why "transition metals are essential to the formation of a non crystalline biological material" may help in the building of nanotechnology science.

  17. More permanence may not be best by addie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, with this development, and all the recent talk about gecko super-tape being developed... it makes me feel a little uncomfortable. We're developing products that make structures, installations etc. more and more permanent.

    We all talk about expanding recycling programs, and cutting down on fossil fuels, but then build structures that have such highly developed components, they can never be re-used or perhaps even dismantled (without disintegration, probably releasing even more agents into the biosphere).

    Now don't get me wrong, with the right regulation and foresight, these kind of developments can be true breakthroughs. But forging ahead without considering whether an invention can be dismantled or reduced to its original components is not good engineering these days.

    But hell, my field is ancient history, what do I know...

    1. Re:More permanence may not be best by addie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You obviously didn't read my "don't get me wrong" paragraph. There is such a thing as sustainable development, but we tend to learn how to do a thing much quicker than how to do it safely. I'm not saying we shouldn't develop these kinds of technologies, but simply that we need to fully consider the ramifications of such permanent ideas on future generations.

      Or are you more of a living in the now kind of guy?

    2. Re:More permanence may not be best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if we did a bit more energy research (tesla-stylee), we could just vaporise and recondense stuff we wanted to get rid of. The energy scarcity Big Lie has held the earth in thrall for most of a century, just to preserve the societal control of a few slimy old men.

    3. Re:More permanence may not be best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll live.

    4. Re:More permanence may not be best by axolotl_farmer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have to consider what you mean by permanent:

      A protein based glue that sticks to everything but is biodegradable, or a polymer based one that doesn't stick as good and lasts until the sun goes nova.

    5. Re:More permanence may not be best by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You know, with this development, and all the recent talk about gecko super-tape being developed... it makes me feel a little uncomfortable. We're developing products that make structures, installations etc. more and more permanent.

      If we used a glue that was similar to an existing organic substance it most likely would be more recyclable than the current acrylics and cyanoacrilates and such; hopefully production would produce less toxic waste, though I doubt they'll be milkng mussels for it. Conversely, making more durable products reduces obsolescence so ideally less is discarded.

    6. Re:More permanence may not be best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There is such a thing as sustainable development, but we tend to learn how to do a thing much quicker than how to do it safely.

      Fact 1: People live longer and healthier now than they have ever done in the past (including even the near past).

      Fact 2: During medieval times, when development (sustainable and not so) came to a standstill to be replaced with petty wars, people were sicker and lived shorter life spans than ever before.

      I won't make a fallacy and glue (pun intended) those facts together, but think about it.

      >I'm not saying we shouldn't develop these kinds of technologies, but simply that we need to fully consider the ramifications of such permanent ideas on future generations.

      An interesting twist on the old axiom, "you can kill a man but you can't kill an idea".

    7. Re:More permanence may not be best by Ironica · · Score: 1

      You know, with this development, and all the recent talk about gecko super-tape being developed... it makes me feel a little uncomfortable. We're developing products that make structures, installations etc. more and more permanent.

      You're absolutely right.

      Let's save the planet now! Kill all the geckos and mussels! They're destroying us!

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    8. Re:More permanence may not be best by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kill all the geckos and mussels!

      The geckos, anyways! I absolutely hate those bloody insurance commercials!

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    9. Re:More permanence may not be best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to worry. Joe Sixpack will throw it away or tear it down, no matter what it's made of.

      Friend of a dumpster diver...

    10. Re:More permanence may not be best by fitten · · Score: 1

      Fact 2: During medieval times, when development (sustainable and not so) came to a standstill to be replaced with petty wars, people were sicker and lived shorter life spans than ever before.

      "Sicker" I dunno, but I imagine lots of folks being killed, not by old age, but by metal and wooden bits being rammed into them or driven through them, would tend to skew some numbers here... You have to be careful of which numbers you use...

    11. Re:More permanence may not be best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make structures, installations etc. more and more permanent

      "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" -- in that order.

      You can't reduce your consumption any more than to make exactly one structure that lasts forever. Building and rebuilding and rebuilding is more costly to the environment, even if you recycle the materials from the earlier structure.

      The "just throw it away" mentality used to the bane of environmentalists. Now they insist on it?

    12. Re:More permanence may not be best by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      No, you consider the ramifications.

      The rest of us are going to the stars. You can inherit the earth.

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  18. DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Isn't this a violation of nature's rights? Greenpeace should sue them based on DMCA!

  19. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This was discovered by Sander Haemes 3 years ago.

    1. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think you need to read the article. It describes the discovery that the mussel's use iron.. This isn't described at all in the article you linked.

    2. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in no way intending on knocking the effort that went into the research. Yea science!

      But since you point out prior work, I wonder how much of this has to do with the NSF et al. getting their glory -- for having the insight to fund this research.

    3. Re:old news by TheLink · · Score: 2, Informative

      No mention of iron by that Sander Haemes article though.

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    4. Re:old news by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      No mention of iron by that Sander Haemes article though.

      Kind of ironic, isn't it?

    5. Re:old news by grumling · · Score: 1
      It was also discovered by Oscar Madison's dentist back in the 1970's.

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  20. I guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the next time George W. Bush has a public speaking arrangement we should throw mussels at him

  21. synthesis is a sticky situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    actually, research has been conducted on mussels like these for at least the past 15 years. scientists were having horrible trouble producing this adhesive on their own, and could only get something remotely close by crushing thousands of mussels and extracting the adhesive from them, and still the glue would wear off sooner than expected.
    the discovery that iron contributes to the chemical structure will perhaps expedite the process of simulation and production, but there's still a long way to go. as technologically advanced as we are, we know hardly anything about how to build things on a molecular level, and even if we finally observe the chemical makeup of this glue, i believe production technology will be holding back synthesis.

    1. Re:synthesis is a sticky situation by medication · · Score: 2, Interesting

      unless of course we isolate the gene(s) responsible for the creation of the protein/metal glue... then it's a matter of recobinate DNA and our helpful little friends bacteria..

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    2. Re:synthesis is a sticky situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm picturing a petri dish with thousands of bacteria permanently glued in place.

    3. Re:synthesis is a sticky situation by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      This might be a good use for such projects as Folding@Home, do you think? I can easily see all kinds of beneficial expoxies and paints coming from this... all eco-friendly and bio-degradeable.

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  22. Zebra mussel info page by slashd'oh · · Score: 5, Informative

    More information about the zebra mussel can be found here:

    The Zebra Mussel Page

    The slide show link is informative. To quote: "Zebra mussels are a pest organism because they not only attach to one another, but also to man-made objects, including water intakes and other plumbing of water, power, and other companies that use fresh water. [snip] Zebra mussels also attach to other organisms, such as these native (North American) mussels from Lake Erie. Heavy loads of zebra mussels have killed essentially all native Unionid mussels in western Lake Erie, an early site of the zebra mussel invasion. Zebra mussels first appeared in Lake St. Clair (yellow star, north of Lake Erie), possibly from ship's ballast water from the Black Sea region. They rapidly spread downstream with the current, and upstream and to other watersheds on boats, with bait, and by other man-mediated mechanisms."

    The National Atlas website has a nice Shockwave animation illustrating the invasion between 1988 and 1999:

    Animated Map Showing Zebra Mussel Distribution

    1. Re:Zebra mussel info page by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is there some reason why we can't turn lemons into lemonade and eat the Zebra mussels?

      I've been wondering about this since I first heard about the problem with them. Are they toxic to humans? Is there not enough meat inside to make them worth the effort? Do they taste different than other mussels?

      In short, why ain't we eating them?

      LK

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    2. Re:Zebra mussel info page by aethera · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're small. I remember the desperate attempts to keep the zebra mussels out of Lake Ontario. When they did establish themselves, they came in droves. A single mussel is only about the size of a dime, with about an eraser head's worth of meat in them. But they die by the thousands, littering the beaches with their rotting carcasses and tons of glass sharp broken shells. Sometimes theylayer of shells and dead mussels on the beach would be 6 inches thick.

    3. Re:Zebra mussel info page by Wakkow · · Score: 1

      They're small

  23. OK, But.... by Qeygh · · Score: 2

    Will "mussel glue" fix broke eye glasses?

    1. Re:OK, But.... by Qeygh · · Score: 1

      s/broke/broken/

      I knew I should have clicked the "preview" button.

    2. Re:OK, But.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't have to bother. It wasn't funny the first time either.

  24. More glues in the news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
  25. I love his lab team... by Raleel · · Score: 1

    apparently, mussel research is not an equal opportunity employer ;)

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    1. Re:I love his lab team... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lovely ladies.

  26. Can't wait for Mussel Man! by xsfo · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for a new superhero: Mussel Man
    He has the power of muscle and glue.
    Take that Spiderman!

  27. Huffing? by metallikop · · Score: 2, Funny

    But does anything happen when you huff muscle glue?

  28. strong real-world applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the military is interested in this adhesive for marine purposes especially. this could be used for live underwater repairs. it holds much stronger, to more surfaces, and longer when compared to traditional superglue. it's supposed to work quite well outside of water, as well, but i'm not familiar with whether it needs water to set.

  29. I thought the answer to that was... by Phekko · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...my cooking.

    There must be different kinds of mussel glues, though, as some mussels really DO taste like glue...

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  30. "ravaged"? by dmd · · Score: 1

    Now I have this image of vast hordes of zebra mussels stampeding across the midwestern plains....

    Or are those zebras?

    1. Re:"ravaged"? by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      having seen zebra mussel infestations in the great lakes, you're not too far from the truth.

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    2. Re:"ravaged"? by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I had to live on the shore of Green Bay during the zebra mussel invasion. Billions upon billions died and washed ashore. The stench was unbelievable, and the shells formed dunes ranging from 3 to 8 feet, 60 feet out into where the water used to be, as far as you could see up and down the shoreline.

      And the little buggers are so sharp. You can't swim anymore, when you feet touch bottom the mussels cut you. It's exactly like dozens of paper cuts on the soles of your feet.

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  31. I hope they don't counteract this glue.... by TheLevelHeadedOne · · Score: 1

    ...because the last thing we all need is to have weak mussels...

    ..rimshot..

    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here forever...

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    1. Re:I hope they don't counteract this glue.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The secret of a good laugh is for the joker to not overflow the listener with good material. But the opposit is also true.

    2. Re:I hope they don't counteract this glue.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here forever...

      I knew it. This is hell.

  32. A little bias going on in the lab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check out image #7 at the link:

    http://www.nsf.gov/od/lpa/news/04/pr0402_images. ht m

  33. Great, now all we need ... by torpor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... is someone to produce a super-mussel in its own shimmering vat, just pumping the stuff out for us to make our own spacecraft hulls with.

    Should be easy.

    What would be interesting is a genetically mutated mussel for ships which a) roams around sealing cracks, and b) kills all other non super-mussel mussels from the hull.

    Maybe a super ship fixing mussel with frickin' lazers on its valves? That'd rock.

    But anyway, I'm serious about the shipfixing idea. Why can't we work -with- nature instead of against it all the time, why oh why?

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    1. Re:Great, now all we need ... by Bigman · · Score: 1

      Bizzarrely enough, when I read this story, I started thinking 'Hey maybe they could make spaceships out of this if its so tough'.. I guess I need to stop reading Larry Niven and get out there in the big blue room....

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    2. Re:Great, now all we need ... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      Cool idea actually, but I dunno if you could pack that much intelligence into a single mussel. I've been wondering about something like a "hive" of mussels, where the collective intellect of the hive is greater than any individual. It would be a neat way to paint the bottom of a ship, for example, with insanely strong glue as a kind of "paint".

      Nifty idea overall; maybe this is the kind of thing we can use computational biology for?

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    3. Re:Great, now all we need ... by Boing · · Score: 2, Funny
      What would be interesting is a genetically mutated mussel for ships which a) roams around sealing cracks, and b) kills all other non super-mussel mussels from the hull.

      Oh, great. Some ship with one of these on it sinks, and suddenly the tectonic plate boundaries are sealed. Then what're we gonna do, huh?

      Hmmm, on second thought, no more earthquakes or volcanos or tidal waves doesn't seem like such a bad thing...

    4. Re:Great, now all we need ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why can't we work -with- nature instead of against it all the time, why oh why?"

      First the cracks, then the mussels, then the humans.

    5. Re:Great, now all we need ... by joshmccormack · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the genetically modified part, but what about making a ship hull model out of garbage or something fun like that, keep it in mussel infested water for a few years, then bring it up, and buff it down a bit. It would be like a ferro-cement hull, or like the fortress walls of St. Augustine in Florida. Might even prove to be a way to get rid of some of those mussels. Maybe you could even start out by putting some tar like goop on the garbage hull (sounds so romantic, doesn't it), and dipping it in the piles of mussel shells littering the beaches, to get your mussel shell hull started! Dip it like a donut in sprinkles!

    6. Re:Great, now all we need ... by torpor · · Score: 1

      Its whacky, but I think its a good idea.

      I'm sure there are companies around doing this sort of research ...

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  34. Re:WGAR!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm Offtopic?

    you're OFFTOPIC!

    This whole thread is OFFTOPIC!!!!!

  35. That depends by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Informative

    On the oxidation state of the iron molecules. The glue dissolver might have to reduce the iron in order to break the bond. Iron is commonly found in the Fe2+ and Fe3+ oxidation states. If the iron molecules are in the Fe2+ state, then you would be correct.

    There's a couple of easy mnemonics to remember the general RedOx rules:

    OLEGON (Oxidation is Loss of Electrons and Gain in Oxidation Number)
    or
    LEO says GER (Loss of Electrons is Oxidation, Gain of Electrons is Reduction).

    There's probably others, but basic chemistry was a looong time ago for me...

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    1. Re:That depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OIL RIG

      Oxidation is loss, reduction is gain

    2. Re:That depends by shawb · · Score: 1

      I prefer to think of it in terms of charge. REDUCING the atom will REDUCE the charge, IE lower it. Since electrons are negative, this means adding an electrion.

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  36. Overview? by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This overview contains more details and references about this discovery."

    Wouldnt an overview have less details? :)

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    1. Re:Overview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would have fewer details.

    2. Re:Overview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a truck?

  37. Even sticks to Teflon.. eh? by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    Did they try T-Fal? Maybe they should spray some Pam.

  38. Prof Wilker - SCORE! by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lessee, handsome young professor, with EIGHT grad students. All coincidentally female and good looking. What are the odds of THAT? Spend a lot of time in the lab, do ya, Doc?

    http://www.nsf.gov/od/lpa/news/04/images/theteam .j pg

    I'm going to let everyone ELSE make the jokes, thanks.

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    1. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "handsome young professor"?

      "female and good looking"?

      Are we looking at the same photo? What I saw there was the January issue of the Ugly Parade!

    2. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He looks gay

    3. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Bigman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just goes to show that chicks dig guys with mussels....

      *rim-shot*

      Oh well, I'm known for my awful puns, so I guess this just adds to my rep!

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    4. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy looks scarily like Dale Winton!

    5. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Wow. That, sir, was impressive.

    6. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it obvious?

      He's gay.

    7. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Morgon · · Score: 2, Informative

      'Good Looking' is extremely relative.

      Myself, I find attraction to the second girl from the left, crouching down .. and the girl standing up all the way to the right. (So uh.. if either of them are reading Slashdot, and this post right now.. I'm available! ;))

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    8. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by clintp · · Score: 1

      C|N>K! Where are my mod-points when I need them. Mod the parent up!

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    9. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by MichaelGCD · · Score: 1

      There's only one good-looking girl, the second from the bottom left. And the professor looks like the type who isn't "interested" in girls.

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    10. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not gay. I know him. He's actually single for you ladies. Oh, wait, this is slashdot, never mind.

    11. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My eye goes to the one standing, yellow sweater, black hair, glasses, on the left. Email me (coz@cyberspace.org) :)

    12. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by frinkster · · Score: 1

      Well, I was going to make a crack about how you can expect nothing less at Purdue. But then I took a look at the picture and realized that it's not funny. It's sad. Because that is pretty representative of Purdue women.

    13. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by seann · · Score: 1

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268978/

      Trying to get to the top by the most indiscriminate way!

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    14. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And that'll be 20 reps in the gym for you, sir!!

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    15. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      all good looking? Are you blind? There's only one tasty one in the bunch!

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    16. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And which one that is depends on you....

    17. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by G-funk · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly.... also the one on the far left crouching is kinda cute too, but the rest are moles. Not that I'm an oil odonis, but hey, I can still be a superficial prick :)

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    18. Re:Prof Wilker - SCORE! by know_gnus · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You could say they're really stuck on him.

  39. If only by Pragmatix · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only we can figure out a way to sneak some of this stuff into Darl McBride's mouth.

  40. Um.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A super mussel. Just don't make a male and female giant mussel, and just DON'T Release them into the ocean! THEN we'd have a major problem on our hands. Imagine the world's oceans infested by huge giant mussels, no water left, no organisms left...

    Bye bye humans and all other life on the planet...

    Don't fuck with the food chain!

  41. Re:I love his lab team... IS NOT A TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOT A TROLL, same thought line as this

    Prof Wilker - SCORE! (Score:2)

  42. Suddenly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    George Lucas has a strange desire to make a movie...about giant mussels...invading from outer space....

  43. Is the sky really falling? Do geckos hold it up? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    we need to fully consider the ramifications of such permanent ideas on future generations.

    What are "permanent ideas"? How are these ideas harmful? I am confused. I also don't see how gecko tape or mollusk glue are harmful to recycling efforts. If anything they help. If something breaks I can "permanently" fix it with gecko tape or mollusk glue instead of throwing it away. How does this harm future generations?

    Now nuclear waste is the sort of problem that we shouldn't be passing on to future generations, but I fail to see how glue is going to destroy your grandchildren. Unless they sniff too much of it.

    I am adding some text here because the above somehow does not meet the strict requirements of the lameness filter. Perhaps it is too compressible? I don't know. This verbage should lower the average amount of repetion in my post.

    The post still comes back as unacceptable. This is Slashdot censorship. Someone is messing with me here. I would like to know what the problem is. Help?

  44. NSFW? by ChilliNuts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else see the link in the overview page entitled "NSF page" and hope for some nudy mussel pics?

    No? ... /shuffles back to fark

  45. Wow by lone_marauder · · Score: 3, Funny

    such as the zebra mussel that has ravaged the midwestern United States.

    Those zebra mussels must be pretty badass to be growing in Nebraska cornfields.



    (yes, I know zebra mussels are a problem for inland freshwater bodies. The joke is still funny. Thank you.)

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  46. A sheet of Teflon? by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whoopdedoo. When they get a guy to stick a mussel on his hat and use it to hang from a steel girder high over the city, then I'll be impressed.

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    1. Re:A sheet of Teflon? by slagdogg · · Score: 1

      Whoopdedoo. When they get a guy to stick a mussel on his hat and use it to hang from a steel girder high over the city, then I'll be impressed.

      Quick! Somebody call David Blaine!

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  47. 3n 355 3ff by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 2, Funny

    NSF? You mean the National Secessionist Forces? I have a feeling that they didn't discover this for themselves, they probably just hijacked a shipment from UNATCO.

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    1. Re:3n 355 3ff by CryptoKiller · · Score: 1

      *ROTFL* ...nice one! :)

  48. Re:What the hell is a zebra mussel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From (what else?) www.zebra-mussels.com:

    "In the late 1980's zebra mussels (Dreissena polymorpha) first arrived in North America by traveling in the ballast tanks of freighters where the mussels ultimately were discharged into the Great Lakes. Since that time, zebra mussels have had a significant negative impact on the environment and industries in both the United States and Canada. Native North American wildlife is being destroyed by the zebra mussel, pipelines and inlet structures are being encrusted, heat exchangers are being plugged, and general all around havoc is being created as the zebra mussels migrate south.

    The migration has occurred at a very rapid rate (Figure 1) and zebra mussels are now found as far south as New Orleans and have invaded most of the major river systems (Mississippi, Illinois, Ohio, Tennessee, Arkansas and Cumberland) as well as inland lakes and reservoirs. "
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  49. purdue .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he taught one of my undergrad inorganic chem classes! good/funny/interesting to see him slashdotted!

  50. Teflon? That's easy. Try the MS EULA by mnemotronic · · Score: 3, Funny
    Teflon? No problem-o. Try getting anything to stick to the MS WinXP EULA.

    ... ahwell, dere goes me karma den.

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  51. Permanence, but only for a while by dexter+riley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I understand correctly, the ultimate goal of these studies is materials capable of "transient permanence". We could have a glue that would hold indefinitely, but releases its grip when you add a particular molecule that unties the connections. Or gecko tape that sticks with amazing tenacity, until an electric field is applied to the tape, causing the microscopic gripping "feet" to release. Or even plastics that don't exude organic volatiles, that are sturdy but can be converted to a recastable form upon command.

    Industry has already made superstable substances (like dioxins or CFCs), but by looking to biology for inspiration, we may be able to make substances whose long-term stability will reduce waste, while allowing a graceful dismantling when their usefulness has been outlived.

    1. Re:Permanence, but only for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so... you rub your feet on the carpet, and the building falls down?

    2. Re:Permanence, but only for a while by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're using tape to hold up a building, you probably deserve what happens next.

  52. NOT - he's obviously GAY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, you might check to make sure your Gaydar is working.

  53. surgical and household glues by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    Super glue is used to glue the eyelash closed after eye surgery. It's packaged as "surgery" glue, but it's the exact same thing as common household super glue.

    1. Re:surgical and household glues by nathan+s · · Score: 1

      Eyelashes can be opened? What do people store in there, extra eyeglasses? And damn, super glue on eyelashes - that is a serious nightmare to make the worst case of conjunctivitis seem like a walk in the park...scary!

  54. Mr. Mensa, you need to learn to spell. by quasipunk+guy · · Score: 3, Funny

    hampster versus hamster.

    Oh shit, you're dumb!

    1. Re:Mr. Mensa, you need to learn to spell. by shannara256 · · Score: 1

      I like that the last suggestion for "hampster" is "imposter".

  55. *blink* Plugging up tectonic plates == bad by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    The shifting of the plates is how the Earth relieves pressure. Earthquakes, IIRC, tend to form as the result of the plates sticking. They get stuck, generally due to friction, although I guess super-mussels may be a fairly viable situation now, and the earthquake happens as the result of the plates violently getting unstuck. Think of trying to pull open a jammed drawer. You keep applying pressure, trying to yank it out, then suddenly it comes loose and you and the drawer go flying backwards. I'll admit that when he mentioned the mussels continuously sealing the ship, my first thought was starships... *shrug* More of an isolated medium out there, although you'd have to conquer those minor things like no breathable air and radiation... And then giant space hamsters... yeah... ^_^

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    1. Re:*blink* Plugging up tectonic plates == bad by torpor · · Score: 1

      duh. put them on the -inside- of the crack you have to seal.

      anyway, if the plates do seal up, not to worry! they'll just show up somewhere else - hey cool, World Tectonic Lottery!

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    2. Re:*blink* Plugging up tectonic plates == bad by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      >>>duh. put them on the -inside- of the crack you have to seal.

      Think it'd work on that GOATSE guy?

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  56. Check out his lab team by quasipunk+guy · · Score: 1

    His lab team is all female except for him. It's pretty weird, but a couple of them are fairly attractive.

    Girls!

    1. Re:Check out his lab team by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Front row, crouching 2nd from left in dark blue/brunette/blue eyes... nice lab, BTW.

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    2. Re:Check out his lab team by forkboy · · Score: 1

      The biological sciences are packed with women now that the male-geeks have fled to the solace of the computer sciences. You should see the hotties I go to school with. *rawr*

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  57. Saw this presented... by hiryuu · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...at an ASC conference a year or so ago. Very well put-together presentation - I didn't read the article (yay typical /. behavior), so I'm going by my memory of the talk and slides

    As I recall, the fella from Purdue had mentioned that the primary interest they were pursuing was to try and exploit the technology for a medical/surgical adhesive, but that a firm understanding of the chemical mechanism could be worth quite a bit to the US Navy, since estimates put fuel waste and inefficiency (due to increased drag on ships because of the molluscs attached to the hull) runs into the billions...

    (As a funny aside, this guy was probably the only talk at the conference that really got people interested. There's only so much excitement to be had in glue. :P )

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  58. Not funny by bluGill · · Score: 1

    That isn't funny if you use any lake infested with these things. The reproduce very quickly, and get in the way of both the native species of our lakes, and recreation uses.

  59. ...and still no cure for cancer by LafinJack · · Score: 1

    *sigh*

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  60. transition metals are essential to the formation.. by marcovje · · Score: 1

    "Mussel glues present the first identified case in which transition metals are essential to the formation of a non crystalline biological material," says NSF CAREER awardee Jonathan Wilker of Purdue University.

    I'm no NSF CAREER awardee, but a mere Chemical Engineering drop out, but I can name hemoglobine, which is not crystaline (commonly used in solution), _needs_ iron, and is quite useful for life

  61. Fe is not part of final glue by manganese4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the research page http://www.chem.purdue.edu/wilker/adhesives.htm It would appear the the iron is only involved in stabilizing the transition state responsible for crosslinking the Dopaquinone monomers. The final glue appears to be iron free. Does anyone have a better mechanism referernce?

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  62. Re:transition metals are essential to the formatio by manganese4 · · Score: 1

    Hemoglobin would be considered a crystaline biological material as it was if I recall crystalized well before DNA. Musssel glue polymer would have to much structural heterogeneity to permit formation of true crystals.

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  63. Re:WGAR!?!? by dameon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here's a practical application

    Step 1) Discover secret of Mussel Glue-like substance

    Step 2) ????????????????/

    Step 3) Profit

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  64. hopfully not what happens by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    when you sniff aromatic and non-aromatic hydrocarbons...

    If you are one of those types that likes to sniff glue/paint (gold paint seems to be the favorite among "huffers"... due to its higher toluene content), I'd advise you to stop.

    That kind of foolishness can not only kill you quickly (by sensitizing your heart to circulating catecholamines... in laymans terms, your heart starts beating funny and you die), but also over the long-term by damaging your brain, liver, kidneys... as well as making you blind, deaf, and insane. You probably know a few old alcoholics or hippies... bet you don't know nearly as many old huffers. Glue and paint fumes are way too toxic, and are guaranteed to shorten your lifespan.

    For the love of god... if you've absolutely postitively got to abuse something, pick something less toxic... you're likely to last a lot longer than you will huffing paint or glue.

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  65. close, but not the same by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Several medical glues are used, in varying applications.

    The one I personally use the most is trade-named Dermabond... it's a superglue for skin lacerations. It's NOT the same compound as regular super glue (conventional super glue is typically cyanoacrylate). Dermabond is a bit different: it's actually butylcyanoacrylate, and has a little better stress modulus than regular super glue (a bit more flexible, not quite as brittle).

    There is also a similar compound used primarily by the orthopedic surgeons to glue prostheses, rods, etc in place. That compound is usually some form of methyl methacrylate.

    There are probably others, but those are the two that jump immediately to mind. They are chemically close, but not the same as conventional superglue.

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  66. Aqua Boogie, baby! by jkantola · · Score: 1


    make my funk the p.funk!

  67. Teflon by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if this study could also lead into the devlopment of a better Teflon.

    wbs.

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  68. Uh, guys? by karmaflux · · Score: 1

    How the hell do you package such glue for sale?

    Talk about child-proof caps...

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  69. Oilrig by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    OILRIG - Oxidation Is Loss, Reduction Is Gain

  70. Re:transition metals are essential to the formatio by slyborg · · Score: 1

    Hemoglobin isn't crystalline in the body, just in the X-ray crystallography lab. Transport proteins generally work by changing shape, which is hard if you are a crystal.

    I found that quote from the article weird as well, because I can think of many proteins that use transition metals (cobalamin for example.) I think what the guy meant to say was that this is example is unique as an extra-organism biological material incorporating a transition metal.

  71. Awesome by Monoliath · · Score: 1

    Go Boilers! :-D

    About time they did something with all that research money the new pres. raised...; )

  72. Biomicmicry by Quirk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Janine M. Benyus in her book Biomimicry : Innovation Inspired by Nature deals with the subject of mussells superglue and a host of others. It's a good read as a general intro to the work being done to derive new products and methodologies from mimicing nature.

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  73. CNN: "Horses to be phased out" by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

    In a related story, many national governments have commented that horses are "long due for extinction" as they have "overstayed their welcome". Certainly, with the advent of the automobile, the utility of horses was much diminished, and now with another natural, stronger, and less invasive glue source, horses have simply become "useless in our society".

    Many were apathetic regarding the issue.

    Mr. Ed was not available for comment.

  74. I am sorry that you someone sexually mutilated you by Walabio · · Score: 1

    If you would be intact, you would not need lubricants and sex would be much better. If you restore your praepuce, you will not need lubricants and you will partially regain lost sexual sensation. I suggest that you go to Norm.Org:

    Norm.Org

    Praeputial Restoration has greatly improved my life.

  75. Married to the NSF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    s/Wilker/"NSF CAREER awardee Jonathan Wilker"/g

    s/"Mike Clarke"/"chemist Mike Clarke, the NSF program officer who oversees Wilker's award"/g

    Don't laugh. The attributions in the article text look exactly like they were edited with a script.

  76. All your mussels ... by rkinch · · Score: 1

    All your mussels are belong to us.

  77. Soup flavouring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shellfish of about this size are used in Japan as soup flavouring. Just toss 'em in, and don't bother to try to winkle out the meat.

    Don't know about adding mussel snot. Rancid beans yes, snot, no.

  78. Re:CNN: "Horses to be phased out" by fabio · · Score: 0

    you do know that mister ed was a zebra right?

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  79. hot grits by laejoh · · Score: 0

    Would be fun to replace the hot grits in my pants with a couple of these mussels.

  80. Suzuki And Biomicmicry by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 1

    David Suzuki's series The Nature Of Things had a really interesting programme on biomimicry in which Janine Benyus was one of the main people interviewed.

    Parenthetically: there was a period in my life when I used to end up virtually every weekend watching daytime television while nursing the most horrible and well-deserved hang-overs. For some reason, Swedish TV chose to broadcast most of its David Suzuki shows during those hours. When hung-over, there is something oddly soothing about Suzuki's science-lite; by its sheer optimism and faith it can almost, almost make you believe that there is a light and a life at the end of the hung-over tunnel.

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  81. You troll... by qtp · · Score: 1

    The veld is an open grassy plateau in South Africa (where veld goats are a native species), and last I heard, Mongolia was still just north of China.

    Of course this reply does mean that I just bit, doesn't it. Oh well.

    btw: Cacti are native only to the Americas and Africa.

    Oops, bit again, guess I just can't help myself. Nice troll anyway.

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  82. This work is 100% derivative. by NCatron · · Score: 1

    This work was done in 1996 by Herb Waite. He not only did the same work, he did it in a superior manner, with more definitive proof. And he not only POSTULATED the Fe(III) mediated crosslinking, he proved it. The appropriate reference is:

    "Ferric Ion Complexes of a DOPA-Containing Adhesive Protein from Mytilus edulis", Inorg. Chem., 35 (1996), p7572

    In other words, don't get your science from popular news outlets... and apparently one can't even trust Angewandte Chemie anymore. Their reviewer must have been out to lunch.

  83. hmmmm by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0

    I imagine the majority of /. readers use their own mussels to make their own "glue" while waiting for their pr0n to download and reading these articles. I should get an award for that discovery.