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  1. Re:Elop just fulfilled his destiny. on Elop and Others Leaving Microsoft, Myerson Taking Bigger Role · · Score: 2

    Thanks for tarnishing Slashdot's previously unblemished reputation for flawless editing. :-/

  2. Re:So, a good move then on Apple De-Certifies Monster Cables After Lawsuit Against Beats · · Score: 1

    > a bottle of $100 window cleaner that has
    > specially aligned atoms that will reduce wind
    > resistance and increase speed on your car.

    link please?

  3. Re:Did I call it or did I call it? on How Much Python Do You Need To Know To Be Useful? · · Score: 1

    Next week, when this story appears on Slashdice, let's all just link to this post.

  4. I already serve ads from localhost! on Microsoft Research Paper Considers Serving Web-ads From Localhost · · Score: 1

    ... Sort of. I have a giant ad-blocking /etc/hosts file, and since I actually run httpd on all of my Macs, I often see my own 404 page in an iframe on sites I visit. So, yeah, works for me. :D

  5. Re:Makes sense on So Long Voicemail, Give My Regards To the Fax Machine · · Score: 1

    > I think I just hate the phone in general. I would much rather type everything.

    Oh hell that is SO EFFING SLOW. If I text someone more than 3 or 4 times in a row it's because one of us is unable to speak. I watch people have 10- to 15-minute-long texting sessions with one person that could be settled with 2 or 3 minutes of actually talking. It's painful to watch.

  6. Not really sure anymore on Ask Slashdot: What Hardware Is In Your Primary Computer? · · Score: 1

    In the 90s, there was a joke: "If you want to know if you're talking to a decision maker in a company or not, ask them how much RAM is in their computer. Anyone who knows, isn't a decision maker."

    But now, we're riding on the cusp of almost a decade of "It just doesn't matter." Most computers are good enough for most tasks for most folks. And by "most" I mean 98% in every case. My work computer has 8 GB of RAM but I only know that because I remember it being upgraded so I could run VMs. My main computer at home has 4 GB and I know that because every once in a while I think about upgrading and I check prices and then I decide not to bother. But I couldn't tell you the exact CPU in either (one might be a Core i5 and the other an i7), nor do I know the speed on either to within 200 MHz. (I think one is 2.3 and the other is 2.7 but I couldn't say for sure which is which, nor am I certain about either of those numbers. Maybe one is a 2.5 or 2.2?)

    God only knows what graphics cards they have or who makes them or how much VRAM they have and I don't even know if my machine at home has integrated graphics or discreet. (Work laptop is a MacBook Pro with both; required to drive my 30" display.) This isn't like the old days where it was easy to remember that 1 MB gave you 640x480x24bpp and 2 MB gave you 800x600x24bpp and I was happy to find the *one* 4 MB card that gave me 1024x768x24bpp because I had just found a SWEET 17" CRT for only $400, used, and I didn't want to buy an expensive card with 8 MB to drive it. My 4-year-old computer at work drives my 30" display at 2560x1600 and my equally old computer at home drives a 24" at 1920x1200, so who gives a shit if they're doing that with 1 GB or 2 GB or 512 MB VRAM? Yeah, I'll have to upgrade someday if I want to spend hundreds on a 4K display, but I have no plans to do that. (Dreams, yes; plans, no.) And when the time DOES come, my "upgrade" will be "buy a new machine, transfer my files, and sell the old one."

    So anyway, long story short: no fucking clue. But I can bore you with the specs of every computer I owned before around 2008 if you want, including which parts I bought where and what I paid for them.

  7. You know what else sucks? on Congress: We Didn't Know the FBI Was Creating a Small Surveillance 'Air Force' · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Seeing the same video bytes -- which I am not going to watch anyway -- EVERY TIME I scroll down the page.

  8. Fascinating. on Microsoft Tries To Guess Relatives With "Twins or Not" · · Score: 1

    So anyway, why is it that when I click the Xs on the boxes in the right column, they're back next time I come to the homepage? Since the polls aren't there anymore, there's really nothing I need to have in that column at all.

    Yeah, I know, off topic, but where else can I ask?

  9. Fuck everything on Rare 9-way Kidney Swap a Success · · Score: 1
  10. Lame on Stormtrooper Arrested · · Score: 1

    It's messed up that they arrested some poor working Joe who was just trying to do his job. He was just looking for droids.

  11. Re:Hard Drive Bracket on Ask Slashdot: Your Most Unusual Hardware Hack? · · Score: 1

    Funny. I had a Dell desktop that I put a CD-ROM into. (Pentium 75; didn't come with one.) I forget why I didn't put it in the lower bay, or why I didn't have the right bracket, but anyway, a paperback copy of Stephen King's "It" was the exact right hight to hold it in place. I used it like that for several years.

  12. Re:Don't bother reading on Ways To Travel Faster Than Light Without Violating Relativity · · Score: 2

    In that case, I've banged a lot of chicks, depending on what you mean by "banged", "a lot", and "chicks".

  13. wat? on Android M Arrives In Q3: Native Fingerprint Support, Android Pay, 'Doze' Mode · · Score: 4, Informative

    "For those that were hoping for a huge UI overhaul..."

    Yeah, because we haven't had one of those in a whole year.

  14. Re:Out of curiosity on Adblock Plus Victorious Again In Court · · Score: 1

    > 6: Secure your servers so we aren't being
    > attacked from letting your ads through

    Dear advertisers: Start with that. I will absolutely continue to block as many ads as possible until you fix this. If you're going to annoy me, at LEAST don't potentially harm me. It's like walking through a department store and getting sprayed with perfume which might also contain anthrax.

  15. Re:They were better before on Microsoft Tries Another Icon Theme For Windows 10 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The other motto is "hide everything, because we don't understand the difference between 'actually making something simple to use' and merely hiding complexity."

    Dear Mozilla (and everyone else), fuck you. This shit is RETARDED. "Look everyone! We got rid of all those confusing menus! Now there's just one button! ... Which spawns a bunch of menus.

    Oh, and the regular menus also all still exist.

    Oh, and we have TWO buttons like that, because we are in full-on shithead mode. Why hide everything behind one button, when you can force user to FIRST choose from one of TWO buttons! Mwa ha ha ha ha! One looks like a fox, the other looks like a hamburger. NEITHER has ANYTHING to do with what lies underneath! Hey, "New Private Window" is pretty important... put it in BOTH! But only put "new tab" in one. But make "new tab" a menu, and put "new window" underneath it. Got all that? Good. I need another drink. It's almost 10am!

    Seriously -- I couldn't make this shit up. There's a special spot in hell waiting for you douchebags. You are collectively wasting YEARS of people's lives with this monkey shit.

  16. ... and the horse you rode in on. on Microsoft To Teachers: Using Pens and Paper Not Fair To Students · · Score: 1

    "When was the last time you used a piece of chalk to express yourself? Kids don't express themselves with chalk or in cursive. Kids text."

    Yeah, well, kids aren't trying to teach 30 other kids long division, are they? Fucking idiot. Took me 2 whole seconds to tear down your premise.

    Kids also push each other to be first in line (no matter WHAT they're lining up for, they want to be first) and call each other "poopyhead." Does that indicate radical new teaching methods? LET'S DO WHAT CHILDREN DO, HERP DERP! Fucking A.

  17. Re:oops on FTC Recommends Conditions For Sale of RadioShack Customer Data · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's obviously a mixture of things. But "#1 Happy Street" always made me giggle. :-)

  18. oops on FTC Recommends Conditions For Sale of RadioShack Customer Data · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope there's not really a John Q. Public living at 1 Happy Street*, Beverly Hills, 90210. If so... apologies in advance, mate.

    * From My Blue Heaven

    "What the frig is the address here?"

    "How should I know... Number One Happy Street!"

  19. Oh shit on 4.0 Earthquake Near Concord, California · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I take it no one on Slashdot's esteemed editorial team has every lived in an earthquake area? As a former northern CA resident, I'm here to agree with the others that anything less than a 5.0 is not news. Seriously, if I felt a 4.0 at night, I probably wouldn't even mention it to friends the next day. If they're going to start posting about every 4.0 earthquake, I'll have to leave. There are a lot of those. http://earthquake.usgs.gov/ear...

  20. Dear Airlines, on Judge Tosses United Airlines Lawsuit Over 'Hidden City' Tickets · · Score: 1

    If you make the system operate like a game, don't whine like a baby when people play. And win.

    Radical concept: quit dicking around with the pricing.

  21. Re:Safari Does on Internet Explorer's Successor, Project Spartan, Is Called Microsoft Edge · · Score: 2

    Not forever. When updates stop, updates stop. There's a relatively short time when old OSs still get updates.

    An up-to-date 10.10 Mac shows webkit version 600.5.17. A 10.6.8 Mac has 534.59.10. A 10.3.9 Mac has 312.9. (According to http://browserspy.dk/webkit.ph... ) Current webkit nightlies (.dmg) won't run on 10.6 or 10.8. MAYBE I could build from source, but a) I doubt it and b) effectively no one, anywhere, does that.

  22. Re:Water- we dump it on the ground on William Shatner Proposes $30 Billion Water Pipeline To California · · Score: 1

    > It is not a very plausible solution for agricultural use-- too
    > expensive. Do you realize that those people take the water
    > and just dump it on the ground?

    HA! I *wish* they would just dump it on the ground. I've driven by farms in the valley where gigantic sprayers are just launching it all high into the air, and a good amount of it evaporates before it even has a chance to hit the ground.

  23. Re:Still There? on ISS Could Be Fitted With Lasers To Shoot Down Space Junk · · Score: 1

    If you shoot a piece of space junk, it splits into two. You shoot each of those, you get two more. You shoot those, they disappear. Documentary on the process here.

  24. Re:youd be surprised how little branding matters. on Broken Beer Bottle Battle In Debate Over Merits of Android Over iPhone · · Score: 2

    Pinky out, near the exit, and over/under, right?

  25. Re:Get out of Dodge on Twitter Moves Non-US Accounts To Ireland, and Away From the NSA · · Score: 1

    OK, show of hands... before today, who here would have thought "double Irish arrangement" meant something kinky?