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Internet Explorer's Successor, Project Spartan, Is Called Microsoft Edge

An anonymous reader writes: At its Build 2015 developer conference today, Microsoft announced Project Spartan will be called Microsoft Edge. Joe Belfiore, Microsoft's corporate vice president of the operating systems group, announced the news on stage, adding that Edge will have support for extensions. Edge is Microsoft's new browser shipping on all Windows 10 devices (PCs, tablets, smartphones, and so on). Belfiore explained the name as referring to "being on the edge of consuming and creating."

153 comments

  1. Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    On the edge of relevance, more like!

    1. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Google thanks you for your loyalty. And the x-year long history of add-on choices, Web searches, personal and business correspondence, phone records, daily movements, Web browsing, and whatever other personal, private information you have given to them. You truly will be a warning to future generations.

      (chrome, search, android / voice, android, doubleclick, other)

    2. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People still use Windows? Wow...

    3. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, these last days our Windows support has made Google inaccessible (peer disconnected all the time). Maybe they think they're protecting our privacy. How sweet!

      No other search site worked,except one... guess which was the only search still working?

      Yes, Bing. Which I then used to search for other search pages.

      You can say whatever about Google, and it will probably be true; but I'll take loss of privacy any day over being manipulated like sheep, thank you.

    4. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      linux's market share on PC's is even more pathetic than Mac OS. Yeah, people still use windows idiot.

    5. Re:Hah! by fisted · · Score: 2

      Well, these last days our Windows support has made Google inaccessible (peer disconnected all the time).

      I hate that damn peer guy, he disconnects me from IRC all the time, too. Happen to know where he lives?

      *sharpens fists in a giant pencil sharpener*

    6. Re:Hah! by WillKemp · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, one thing Microsoft does well - the only thing - is their anticompetitive strategy.

    7. Re:Hah! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      No other search site worked, except one... guess which was the only search still working?

      Ned Ryerson?

    8. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why discount it so immediately?

    9. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I just filter out double click. Never see it again.

    10. Re:Hah! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Why discount it so immediately?

      Because if it is any good, it will be the exception that proves the rule.

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    11. Re:Hah! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And Microsoft's market share of mobile devices is almost as pathetic as BlackBerry's. So why would any mobile app developer even give a fuck about some porting tools?

      Face it. Microsoft lost the mobile game; not once, but like three times now.

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    12. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, Chrome. Somehow, it displaced Firefox.

    13. Re:Hah! by davester666 · · Score: 1

      renamed to get away from the stink of "Internet Explorer"

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    14. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be discussing a different topic than everybody else.

    15. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be worse.

      (facebook, web bugs, what you look like, photos, movements, real name, school, where you work, all your friends and family, chat and messaging correspondence)

      If their phone took off they would have even more of your personal information. Now that they have the most viable VR solution too, expect them to use that to tear your privacy away after a few iterations of the rift.

    16. Re:Hah! by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

      Yeah, one thing Microsoft does well - the only thing - is their anticompetitive strategy.

      Which is why Edge has to be horrible beyond the imaginings of mere mortals.

    17. Re:Hah! by Anomander · · Score: 1

      You mean this guy?

    18. Re:Hah! by BVis · · Score: 1

      Because it's a browser from Microsoft. They don't have a great track record. I can't wait to see all the "standards" they make up so that everyone has to do their site design twice.

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    19. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Internet thanks you for your loyalty. And the x-year long history of add-on choices, Web searches, personal and business correspondence, phone records, daily movements, Web browsing, and whatever other personal, private information you have given to them. You truly will be a warning to future generations.

      You do realize what a network is, right?

    20. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between the internet and Google is that there is no central control and data gathering for the internet, while there is for google. That is why it's worse to centralize your internet useage through google.

    21. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, for mobile devices. When you get into mobile computers, Microsoft is decades ahead of Google and Apple combined.

    22. Re:Hah! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      If you're referring to Surface, surely by now you have to admit it has failed to live up to expectations.

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    23. Re: Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can put lipstick on a pig, it's still a damn pig.

    24. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you need to access Google while working?

    25. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you are a fucking idiot and don't know how to use a computer.

    26. Re:Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's cool and all but I wasn't talking about Surface.

  2. Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For as long as you can only get the latest version of IE, or Edge or whatever, by upgrading your whole OS, it makes no sense to choose it. No other browser has such a ridiculous requirement.

    1. Re:Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It wasn't always like that. Windows XP went from, what, IE5 or 6 all the way up to IE9? Or something like that? Anyway I'm sure I have the version numbers wrong, but several versions were supported under XP.

    2. Re:Not even going to consider it by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      ...except Safari, and mobile browsers in general. Also, expect XP support to disappear from Chrome shortly.

      On the other hand, Microsoft has made it a point to discourage users from installing OS upgrades, by charging lots of money for them and changing core functionality in undesirable ways.

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    3. Re:Not even going to consider it by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

      Google already discontinued Chrome for XP didn't they?

      Instead of expecting a lot of complaints with Chrome rendering funny since they have an older version I think their computers will die sooner. Capacitors and hard disks only last for so long and after 8 years rapidly start breaking down. It is not like you can install XP on a modern system today anyway. So this means those rapidly dying are from 2008 the last year of Vista.

      By next year the 2009 era pcs will start going away in droves and by then Windows 7 would have been the default OS,

      Good lord no one should use a OS this old. No do not give me quotes about your mainframes at work as they do not count as an internet enabled device that requires modern programs to be backported to.

    4. Re:Not even going to consider it by supremebob · · Score: 1

      XP only supported IE6 through IE8. That's kind of weak considering that it was supported by Microsoft for over a decade.

    5. Re: Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome & Firefox work great on xp are updated regularly.

    6. Re: Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome still updates on xp. When something works, why throw it away?

    7. Re: Not even going to consider it by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Google said they're dropping XP support for Chrome this month.

    8. Re: Not even going to consider it by pfleming · · Score: 1

      Dammit - post to undo improper mod

    9. Re:Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was actually five years between ie6 and ie7

    10. Re:Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Considering that Windows 10 will be free for anyone with Windows 7 or Windows 8, legal copy or not, I don't see a problem. Additionally, all current browsers are shit. There isn't a single one that behaves the way I want with the features I want with the performance that I want. Microsoft does make some good products, so I'm looking forward to trying their new browser.

    11. Re: Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      http://www.cnet.com/news/google-to-support-chrome-on-windows-xp-until-end-of-2015/

    12. Re:Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh poor baby, no one make da widdle babies browser the way they want...learn to program dipshit and make your own. Stop being a whiner.

    13. Re:Not even going to consider it by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the longevity of a desktop computer, if it's not affected by past "plagues" (no-brand memory plague, PSU plague, capacitor plague and some problems with lead-free solder)

      I think we're gonna see a huge problem again in 2020 if Windows 7 is EOL'ed then.

    14. Re:Not even going to consider it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound just like a little kid.

  3. Microsoft Edge? by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 4, Funny

    So.. ME instead of IE? ME.... reminds me of Windows ME. *shudder*.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. ME instead of IE? ME.... reminds me of Windows ME. *shudder*.

      and Edge reminds me of The Edge from that crappy band that won't die.

    2. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Adriax · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, just E.
      It will be introduced to the public via incredibly annoying commercials featuring stereotypical frat guys telling each other "Duuuude! She so wants the E!" "Ya man, I showed her my E last night and she was all over it!" and so on. Ending with them in uncomfortable silence after one of them (probably the token uncool guy) makes a homoerotic comment about another guy's E.

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    3. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... why does that sound so horribly plausible?

    4. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      Microsoft have always had problems naming things.
      The rationale for calling the browser Edge, shows their corporate Think: "being on the edge of consuming and creating". Really? The MS marketing dept. fucked that up well and truly.
      The issue here is that they could have called it what they wanted and associated any wordage to it, patted themselves on the back and gone out to a very long lunch. What they failed to do is to use the word in a sentence. "Have you got Edge?"
      No I haven't. I'm as blunt as the family vagina.
      Here MS had a unique opportunity to actually rename their browser and they came up with shit... again.

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    5. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Nah, just E. It will be introduced to the public via incredibly annoying commercials.

      They'll probably ressurect that annoying "You're getting a Dell" guy.

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    6. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Livius · · Score: 1

      And then they'll put it on computers and call it e-E.

    7. Re:Microsoft Edge? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      I thought they were dead until Slashdot reported the horror that Apple was providing users with FREE content. :)

    8. Re: Microsoft Edge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Edge of a cliff. Soon to fall down.

    9. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nah, just E.

      Well, at least users won't be confused. They can still "click on the E" to get to the Internet.

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    10. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Behold the worst commercial by any company ever:

      The Martinettis Bring Home A Computer by Apple, Inc.

    11. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it makes perfect sense. The rendering engine was already called EdgeHTML and Edge starts with "e" like Explorer, which will prevent any confusion because most people look for a blue "e" icon to use the internet.

    12. Re:Microsoft Edge? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Free?

      Free as in beer?
      Free as in speech?
      Free as in a kick in the nuts?

      It's not just the best things in live that are free.
      The worst things in live are free too.

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    13. Re: Microsoft Edge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in sodom and gomorrea, sex sells !

    14. Re:Microsoft Edge? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking it ties in to other parts of their naming scheme, like Surface. "Use Edge on Surface." All they need is a Microsoft Corner or maybe Internet Bevel and they can capture the lucrative carpenters market.

  4. Seriously, Slashdot? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    What's the slashdot equivalent of "shitpost?" You might have at least mentioned that it's going to have a new renderer and support for extensions, rather than just farting out a 3 sentence blurb about the name.

    However, only Edge will use Microsoft’s new rendering engine of the same name. ...
    Developers will be able to take their Chrome extensions or Firefox add-ons and, with “just a few changes,” bring them to Microsoft Edge. Belfiore demoed a Reddit extension originally built for Chrome, running on Microsoft Edge.

    And yeah, the "Reddit extension" in question is RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite).

    1. Re:Seriously, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Joe Belfiore looks too old to try to pull off that hipster, mod-style haircut. It's a bit sad really.

    2. Re:Seriously, Slashdot? by JabrTheHut · · Score: 1

      Developers will be able to take their Chrome extensions or Firefox add-ons and, with “just a few changes,” bring them to Microsoft Edge. Belfiore demoed a Reddit extension originally built for Chrome, running on Microsoft Edge.

      I wondered why they'd bothered, but this might explain part of it. It's been ages since MS had a real go at EEE. Embrace other browsers' extensions, extend the standards so they no longer work with the original browsers and then extinguish them. I don't think it'll work this time though.

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  5. Is there anything to actually recommend Spartan ? by Crashmarik · · Score: 0

    As it stands the only way I use I.E. is if my mouse hand decided to pull a Dr. Strangelove on me https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (for those that won't get the ref)

    I mean what insanity is microsoft trying this time to get people to use it ? Hijacking other browsers display windows ?

  6. Safari Does by CritterNYC · · Score: 3, Informative

    Safari works the same way. That's why folks with older Mac hardware who aren't running the latest OS can't run the latest Safari.

    1. Re:Safari Does by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, but the underlying WebKit framework still gets updates that bring better compatibility. Only the user-facing features remain static.

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    2. Re:Safari Does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Apple has moved on and stopped updates for 32-bit machines, and the developer tools haven't done 32-bit for a while either, can people get updated or at least somewhat newer Webkit framework builds to install?
      There also is a need for some security fixes. Do we need a Kickstarter event to get extra help?

      I'm thinking about people using Snow Leopard (10.6.x) due to the earlier Intel Core/CoreDuo hardware being 32-bit.

    3. Re:Safari Does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox.

    4. Re:Safari Does by sootman · · Score: 2

      Not forever. When updates stop, updates stop. There's a relatively short time when old OSs still get updates.

      An up-to-date 10.10 Mac shows webkit version 600.5.17. A 10.6.8 Mac has 534.59.10. A 10.3.9 Mac has 312.9. (According to http://browserspy.dk/webkit.ph... ) Current webkit nightlies (.dmg) won't run on 10.6 or 10.8. MAYBE I could build from source, but a) I doubt it and b) effectively no one, anywhere, does that.

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    5. Re:Safari Does by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      That's true, but FireFox and Chrome don't maintain backwards compatibility forever, either. Firefox 16 and Chrome 21 are the last versions that support 10.5. And older, 32-bit-only machines are limited to Chrome 38 even if they're running 10.6.x. Otherwise, I think they're both still supporting 10.6.8 for now, but it is probably just a matter of time.

      IIRC, they already don't support certain features on old operating systems. For example, Chrome supports WebGL only on 10.8 and later (unless they've changed that recently). So although the UI might be getting updated and security holes might be getting fixed, they're still not getting the full upgrade experience.

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    6. Re:Safari Does by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I was really surprised to learn recently that Chrome's support for OS X 10.6 is one of the main things blocking Skia from adopting C++11 library features (i.e. the things that make C++ not completely suck as a language). 10.6 has been officially unsupported for over a year and the last security update was a few months before that. It has known security holes (including one from missing bounds checking in DMA requests to the GPU that allows privilege escalation and might be exploitable from WebGL). Keeping these machines on the Internet is not really doing anyone a favour.

      It's also a bit surprising that Chrome on 10.6 can't just bundle a copy of libc++.dylib, since none of the system APIs are C++ and the only problem with linking libc++ and libstdc++ is if you use standard library types at library boundaries.

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    7. Re:Safari Does by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      FWIW, a number of critical Foundation-level APIs are C++ under the hood. Whether linking a newer libc++ dylib would cause them to break or not, I couldn't begin to guess.

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    8. Re:Safari Does by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The issue is only when you pass standard library objects across a library boundary between two libraries compiled for different standard library implementations. It's perfectly safe to pass C and Objective-C values between libraries that use libc++ and libstdc++ internally.

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  7. E = Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How are people going to tell which big E means Internet?

    1. Re:E = Internet by TWX · · Score: 2

      Well, since the current logo is an E, if the new logo is an E, then the end-user won't have any trouble knowing which icon to avoid clicking on.

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    2. Re:E = Internet by fisted · · Score: 1

      Hahah, that caught me by surprise. You owe me one mouth- and half a noseful of coffee.

  8. Re:FUCK LIBERALISM by beelsebob · · Score: 1

    AKA "Wow, the DMV is full of people who look different to me, because of that, I'm going to discriminate against them all".

  9. Named appropriately by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    For all the new edge use cases of extra css and js conditional statements needed to display content properly ... ducks

    1. Re:Named appropriately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's not even the case with IE11

  10. Car analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet Explorer lasted just about as long as the Model T (1908 - 1927 vs 1995 to 2015).

    So, if browsers are like cars, Microsoft Edge the developmental-temporal (yes, I invented that phrase) equivalent of the Model A. Spiffy!

  11. Microsoft, living on the edge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another browser that will clog my OS alongside IE (because they aren't removing that for "legacy support"), and that I will never use.
    Vivaldi is looking to be the only browser worth a damn and it's not even remotely ready to be used.

  12. Meanwhile, students at Michigan State protest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... due to the fact that Sparty has been disrespected. Bad move there, Microsoft.

  13. They're probably right... by Daetrin · · Score: 0

    I expect it will be at _an_ edge of consuming and creating, though perhaps not the _leading_ edge as they'd like us to believe.

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  14. Big News! by tsqr · · Score: 4, Funny

    The last big news about Windows 10 was Spartan. Today's big news about Windows 10 is that Spartan has been re-named.

    I can't tell you how excited I am. Really, I can't.

    1. Re: Big News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words cannot convey how I feel, a yawn on the other hand...

  15. Re:Is there anything to actually recommend Spartan by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Makes job much easier for Web developers to have a more up to date and compliant browser. Grandma and Mom's do not know what a browser and will always click the blue E out of habit because of familiarity even if Chrome is installed

  16. Re:FUCK LIBERALISM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    White people are a mongrel race. Get used to it.

  17. Allows them to keep the blue "e" by Lumpio- · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So that the clueless people still using it don't have to buy a new computer when the Internet disappears.

    1. Re:Allows them to keep the blue "e" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like a broken e. A sign of things to come?

  18. Let me guess.. by StikyPad · · Score: 0

    Every time they're about to release, things grind to a halt?

  19. Re:FUCK LIBERALISM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why we're at it..fuck you too, you self-important, entitled, whiny little bitch, whats the matter? did mommy tell you were a special little snowflake and then you got out in the real world and now you're angry because nobody cares what you think, or who you are, or what you believe? I bet you end up in jail before any of them, and i would imagine, deservedly so.

    I mean seriously, how big of a pussy are you?

  20. Internet Explorer not cool enough by future+assassin · · Score: 0

    for the inept generation? Too many letters and words?

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    1. Re:Internet Explorer not cool enough by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Actually I was thinking Edge will still decline due to the icon.

      Yes Mom and Grandma will still click on it out of habit, but the millenial generation won't even give it a chance. They will see the E and think of IE 7 at work and go eww and click on Chrome instead etc.

    2. Re:Internet Explorer not cool enough by Entropius · · Score: 1

      Once you've eaten one shit sandwich and it tasted like ass, you're a bit leery of the same guy who says "buttttt this one's chocolate!"

    3. Re:Internet Explorer not cool enough by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I think of the Chrome at work and click on SeaMonkey.

      Why would I use anything else when given the choice?

  21. Edge as in cliff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Belfiore explained the name as referring to "being on the edge of consuming and creating."

    Edge also has a very common association with other uses such as in "... near the edge of a cliff".

    Large company; bad advice; who cares?; nobody apparently.

  22. Re:Is there anything to actually recommend Spartan by vux984 · · Score: 1

    No good reason for Grandma to use Chrome anyway, or anyone else for that matter.

  23. I think our namespace is getting too crowded... by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Edge?

    Would that be named after the mobile broadband technology, the guitarist from U2 or Samsung's flagship smartphone? Why don't they give it a meaningful name that somehow relates to its function, like, er, Firefox, Chrome, Opera, Mozilla, SeaMonkey... Oh, right. Failing that, why not the old, reliable pseudo Latin/Greek names: Webia, Browsium, internet startup names (MeWeb, WebBox, WeBrowse...) or even retro Unix names ('yawb', 'enie')?

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    1. Re:I think our namespace is getting too crowded... by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      With that logo, they should have named it "Elvis"

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    2. Re:I think our namespace is getting too crowded... by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IE has long supported a header:

      X-UA-Compatible: IE=edge

      This tells it that your website is compatible with the "edge" of technology... the latest stuff the browser supports. If you don't have it, IE might determine your site needs to be run in IE6 compatibility mode.

      This idea of the "edge" has been around IE since I believe IE10. The concept has clearly stuck.

    3. Re:I think our namespace is getting too crowded... by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Labia has a nice ring to it.

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    4. Re:I think our namespace is getting too crowded... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean from now on we'll have to add the additional header X-UA-Compatible: Edge=edge from now on to keep Edge from deciding that it needs to imitate IE4?

    5. Re:I think our namespace is getting too crowded... by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      You joke, but no. Edge isn't just a new skin for IE -- it's a branch that removes all the compatibility cruft.

  24. "Consume" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As in eating?

  25. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes because they updated IE6 Bugs so often.... /Sarcasm Off

  26. "Wedge"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Microsoft Exploder is replaced with Microsoft Wedge?

  27. They named it Edge years ago by Lodlaiden · · Score: 4, Informative

    <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge" />

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    1. Re:They named it Edge years ago by Athanasius · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I came here to comment about, but thought to check if someone else had first.

    2. Re:They named it Edge years ago by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      No, that means latest, as in bleeding edge.

      Ie 11 has compatibility settings for Edge, 10, 9, 8, 7. How could it implement compatibility with a non existent browser?

    3. Re:They named it Edge years ago by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

      And here I thought they were calling it Edge because the user base was about to fall off.

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  28. Great name cos will push Microsoft over the edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sinofsky's arrogance over Windows 8 has already put Microsoft precariously proximate to the precipice. It will take more than a browser overhaul to bring people back. Agree most people will load and run their favorite browser anyway: Firefox, Chrome, Opera. Microsoft should put their effort into competing on what's important. Not what is not.

    LOG SHOT. Dishelved figure in a hoodie walks down seedy downtown area. Can't see face.
    ZOOM IN. It's Sinofsky, adjusts hoodie.
    SMASH CUT: Car rounds corner at high speed.
    CLOSE UP. Sinofsky spins and looks on in horror.
    SLO-MO POV SHOT: A chair leaves the car window and flies towards the camera.
    Cut to Black...
    VOICE OVER: It's not enough to be an asshole. You have to be a asshole with talent.
    FADE IN Apple Logo

  29. Edge you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess we should have seen this coming..

  30. Re:FUCK LIBERALISM by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    Hey everybody, Anonymous Coward is having a bad day. Could you all be a little extra nice to him?

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    "I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)

  31. Honestly, by fisted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows Idiot was much better than expected.

  32. Meh, wonder how long before Edge becomes dull? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has not tried to hard to keep up with browser advancement. I have no doubt the Edge will again fall behind almost every other browser within a couple years if that. Besides the whole other problem with some still needing to use IE for enterprise. Many users have already switched to something else for a web browser. I really doubt Edge will sway many back to a Microsoft browser. So far, I have not read many who praise Spartan as it stands now. Maybe things will improve by release date?

  33. Edge: what lemmings jump off of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True story: the lemming story is a false story. Disney made it up for their documentary.

    http://io9.com/lemming-suicide-is-a-myth-that-was-perpetuated-by-disne-1549040246

    http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlifenews.view_article&articles_id=56

  34. So instead of calling it Windows IE, we'll call it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows ME? Nice...

  35. Was anyone else reminded of Ubuntu Edge? by MarsLander · · Score: 2

    I wonder if the trade mark that Ubuntu presumably has could come into legal dispute? https://www.indiegogo.com/proj...

  36. Edge, when you open it, you fall off it by HannethCom · · Score: 1

    This is what I, and some other people I know first thought about the new name. It is aptly named.

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  37. For the love of God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tim Langdell must never learn of this.

  38. Tim Langdell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is probably plotting right now.

    Go on, Microsoft. Have a category on your website for Spartan-optimised HTML5 games. Call it "Edge Games". PLEEEEEEEEASE?

  39. From a Microsoft hater by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Informative
    I'm actually hoping that Redmond puts out a good product with W10, and if Edge works well, that will be good also.

    Microsoft has been wallowing in a Ballmer induced miasma since Vista, they have lost their way. And even though 7 didn't suck - how's that for damning with faint praise? - Windows 8 and 8.1 had the shithouse rats complaining about the stench.

    But I'm really really hoping that they climb out of the abyss, and return the user experience to XP days, which was one where people came as close to "just doing stuff" as Microsoft ever did.

    Waiting hopefully, and if they don't, it's not a huge problem, I've got my Linux and OSX machines - but maybe pappy wants a new toy, a bright shiny Windows lappy.

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  40. Oh Boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent 7 hours from installing and then updating windows 7 2 days ago on a six core machine, afterwards, I had to deal with that IE KB3038314 patch which the next day it resolved by itself.

    After 8 month's use performance started dropping and applications started running sluggish so i installed the OS from scratch. No viruses(used avg and kaspersky rescue disk), it was defragged, registry was small, less than 10 applications installed, 380 GB left from 512gb HD, no personal files kept in the User Profiles, and no gaming. And I also use a Standard User account on Windows never as an Administrator. Don't keep files on your desktop or your profile will swell and you will see a huge performance hit.

    MS should of just released an sp2 for windows 7 and code the next OS from scratch. Now, again, we will be paying for the same old shit(win32, com, activex, registry, ntfs) OS that has 20+ year old technology but with a brand new shiny, well, ugly looking shell.

    1. Re: Oh Boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you are clueless in respect to reliable systems. they are ALL decades old. like good wine.

      xp was great because it started as wnt 3.51 and just had two face surgeries.

      look at hp mpe or vms. or boeing 737. or mig 21.

  41. So, its like IE... by Z80a · · Score: 1

    But grittier, dark and edgy?

  42. What i'm really curious about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is if that Edge magazine is going to sue Microsoft with a trademark lawsuit like they have done before.

  43. Re:Great name cos will push Microsoft over the edg by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Newsflash: The talented asshole who ran Apple died in 2011.

  44. Of Course Edge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As in

    Lost its Edge
    Over the Edge

  45. It's not like MS introduces a new browser.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    every day,

    Where are all of the "hard edge" comments?

  46. Isn't it just a rebranded IE? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    A browser we don't need, want and would like to go away gets renamed and we celebrate like something has changed.

    I doubt they completely rewrote it. Their marketing department has a long history of talking about IE standards compliance and IE's technology leadership which is well known. So why does the marketing department get a pass this time around?

    I'm not going to call it Edge. It's just going to be newer versions of IE to me. They'd be better calling it "web browser" or "browser" and leave it at that. They don't need to market the thing because it hasn't been a selling point for a long long time; it's so bad they had to rebrand it to turn it back into a selling point when everything has a built-in browser on it today.

  47. So the... by ltjohhed · · Score: 1

    ... HTTP 500: the server made a Bono

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  48. edge of what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows have an edge and are a pane.

  49. it's still Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I simply refuse to install. Call it whatever you want, you m**s.

  50. Spartan sounds MUCH better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ Edge? That name must be coming straight out of Steve Ballmer's twisted head.

  51. It can be worse than IE. Can it? Can it? by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    Sob!

    I wonder how thoroughly they will f*ck it up. If it's as bad as active X then the pit of despair has no bottom.

  52. How many years has it been since anyone here by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    opened IE. Web devs don't count.

    For me it's been at least a year.

    1. Re:How many years has it been since anyone here by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I did, about a week ago. I can't see myself using it because of the GUI. It's not very easy to use on a desktop as too many things are now hidden, buried or just not there anymore.

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    2. Re:How many years has it been since anyone here by Shados · · Score: 1

      IE at this point is arguably better than Firefox, the later having fallen from grace quite a bit.

      Also, I know you said web devs don't count, but recently, IE11's devtools have been updated to be pretty good. They're not on par with Chrome's, but for some stuff (sourcemaps), they're better (and are leaps and bounds better than anything available on Firefox).

    3. Re:How many years has it been since anyone here by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      For a long time, at work, I didn't have any choice. It was fairly recent that they installed FF as a secondary browser. I still use IE for some of the internal web stuff, since some of it doesn't work with FF.

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  53. e stands for .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Edgaculation

    Microsoft came to a store near you and left this on your computer .... ewwwwww ....

    Do I win an internet funny prize ?

  54. Killer feature by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just watched the promo video. It looks f**king awesome!

    Away with consumption (according to the video; writing HTML) and towards creating (according to the video; drawing a smiley face)!

    The "drawing mustaches on marsupials" feating is the killer feature of a new generation of browsers.
    Can your Chrome or Firefix draw mustaches on marsupials? Does it even HAVE mustaches?
    Do you want to be a slave to consumption? Making webpages? While you can be the god of your own highlighted-random-text creations?

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  55. Longer URLs & .tgz download by renergy · · Score: 1

    So, will (or does) Spartan/Edge 1) support URLs longer than 2083 bytes (believe me, there is use for longer URLs... besides, there is no limit on their length in the http standard) 2) download foo.tgz file as foo.tgz, and not as foo.gz?

  56. When I heard Spartan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I thought, "Does Microsoft really need to cling to Halo so much as their saving franchise they have to throw everything in it into their devices like they did with Cortana?" Now that I've heard it's called Edge, but that it's because of the sparse interface, I wonder why they didn't just stick with Spartan. That would seem to fit with a "spartan" lifestyle.

  57. Wondering by puddingebola · · Score: 1

    Wondering what the biggest problem is with IE? The quirks between different versions of the same browser, the speed? Was it that Microsoft fought the development of open web standards? Or is it just that using IE is slow and sucks? What are the ideological problems with IE, what are the technical problems, in a nutshell? People seem annoyed with the direction of Firefox's development, untrusting of Google's Chrome. What does that leave you? Opera?

  58. sounds like a phone by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    or a phailure

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  59. Microsoft and Ford? by afaiktoit · · Score: 1

    do they have some kind of name sharing agreement? explorer's and edge's?

  60. Which E to click? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Yes they will. So long as Internet Explorer and Edge are both shipped as part of Windows, you'll get "Why does buttbook look different when I click on this E vs. this E?"

  61. But can I shave my balls with it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's a razor and a web browser? How's that gonna work

  62. Edge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same monkeys, new tree

  63. Will they keep the blue e logo? by Helldesk+Hound · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking that, just like each succeeding version of MS Windows was based on the same actual code base just with changes, so too will MSE be essentially MSIE under the hood PERHAPS with some cosmetic changes to make people think it's different.

    Microsoft Internet Explorer by any other name is still Microsoft Internet Explorer. I suspect that they're trying - desperately trying - to dump the poor reputation their browser has but I really doubt they would want to write the software completely from scratch like Mozilla did when they went from Netscape 4.x to Netscape 6. That was a massive job that took many years before it was good.

  64. clarification for non-technical users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some clarification for non-technical users:

    * cortana is the new clippo, but for the browser

    * microsoft edge is the new ms paint on IE

    * bing is a thing no one cares about

  65. great a duplicated shitty browser to support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they already left a trail of shity browsers to be left gradually obsolete, the whole point of an evergreen browser is to stop that from happening again, no we have to wait for ie11 to gradually become obsolete... fucking great

  66. Microsoft Edge ~ It cuts both ways! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An EDGE always cuts both ways!

    They say the first cut is the deepest, almost lost my job due to the General Protection Faults with Windows 3.x on top of DOS back in the day. Pathetic corporate VP did not believe Microsoft was lying when they put out their Microsoft GPF Troubleshooting Guide document to fix it. Of course you jumped through hoops for nothing, as they knew it could not be fixed when they released the guide. Like they could fix memory leak in their code...pathetic.

    That GPF Troubleshooting Guide was well over 30 pages and the second time I went through it to make sure I did not miss anything took 2 1/2 hours...

    The cuts I have received since with Windows 2000 ignoring settings not to update unless I authorized it.

    ...Microsoft Word document format changing and corrupting older Microsoft Word documents.

    ...unnecessary browser wars...

    ...ridiculously steering the standards committees in all areas, where ever possible to a proprietary Microsoft ONLY solution for profit $$$ at the expense of anything else.

    ...so many more... and the ones I list here are benign compared to many.

    Guess Internet Explorer Browser share is finally small enough that they can get away with closely binding it to the operating system like they have wanted to do for over a decade. Of course dare not call it a 'browser' just in case.

    Now Microsoft Edge. Just like a sword, an Edge always cuts both ways....looking forward to it!

    Who else is looking forward to their new business model of renting the operating system monthly like a cellphone account? Renting the application monthly so if you don't pay it gets turned off and your PC, tablet, phone becomes a paper weight.

    It might take years for it to show, but this monthly billing that drives the stock higher most stock market watchers profess to love, is what will ultimately kill it as a company. Not a matter of if, only when? My family sold our MS stock before the last drop...with Windows 10's payment model, the writing is on the wall. Might take 2, 3 or 4 more years...but users of software hate this business model, pay as you go monthly....businesses might love it, but there are other factors souring corporate businesses on their newer products...

    ...not a matter of if, only when....

    Can you say ZaReason, I knew you could!

    Linux systems that just work out of the box, always! If you have never tried Linux, Think of Linux Mint as just a new version of Windows, but one you do not have to pay a monthly fee for. You will never look back, you will never BE TURNED OFF!

    Remember Word Perfect? Think LibreOffice as your MS Office replacement!

    And LibreOffice, does everything and more most people will ever need from a Word Processor, Spreadsheet, Presentation system to do.

    Does your company run Atlassian (Confluence, JIRA, Crucible, Fisheye, et al in their Agile development environment, did you know Atlassian runs on MariaDB, well mostly (Ignore Confluence behind the curtain!)? How much is your company paying for Oracle?

    MariaDB puts other SQL DBMS’s to shame!

    Take the money you save by not needing Oracle License and hire more developers!

    What do they have in commonOpen Source of course and NO MONTHLY FEES and risk of your PC, laptop, tablet or phone being turned into an expensive paperweight because you lost your job in your Right to Work county or state.

    Nice to know you will still be able to update your resume, even if you can not pay the ever increasing monthly bill! THINK ABOUT IT!

    Heaven help you if you end up on a fixed income because you did not invest in the stock market! Booyah! to all the Mad Money, Jim Cramer fans out there, they know they will never be on a fixed income, thanks to Bill’s Homework method of investing.

    And Bill likes Microsoft, love you Bill but your wrong. At least I

  67. About the Logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems, that there is a hidden feature in this logo: link