If you are using Morpheus, then you are not "elite", anyway. Leeching from Morpheus without sharing anything puts you at the very bottom of those "lamer masses".
Interviewer: Okay Ron, thanks for talking with us. Let's get straight to the good stuff, how did you get started in porn... as a child did you say, "I wanna be a porn star when I grow up"?
Ron: I started acting in theater, then I did Playgirl magazine. I did porn because the job market for actors was horrible in New York. It was that or drive a taxi. I had already quit teaching.
Interviewer: How did you first learn about sex?
Ron: Practice in high school, and dialogue with dad and older sister.
Interviewer: What's been your best on screen fuck?
Ron: I usually tell men, "Your mom" when they ask. To be honest, I like natural women... Christy Canyon, Shanna McCoullough, Tiffany Million, Nina Hartley, Alice Springs... an Australian girl.
Interviewer: What about your worst?
Ron: I usually tell guys, "Your mom" once again. To be serious, they've all been wonderful... aren't I diplomatic?
Interviewer: And with these women, what's your favourite sexual position to give it to them?
Ron: Giving head to a woman, Cunilingus, and plain old missionary.
Interviewer: Do you see yourself as a sex symbol?
Ron: Hell no. I crack jokes, create a character in the films. Take my dialogue seriously, have a fairly big penis, and try to give a good sex scene.
Interviewer: And does your porn career actually attract women to you?
Ron: Once in a while I get lucky. Penthouse magazine once said I'd never get laid if a director didn't yell "Action!".
Interviewer: Do women find your hairy chest a turn on? I know that I like my man to be well covered...
Ron: Oriental women love it. The rest are divided. Some do, some don't.
Interviewer: Do you have a long-term partner?
Ron: No, I date women, nobody serious. Lots of friends.
Interviewer: Oh, well what if you were a woman, would you wanna fuck Ron Jeremy?
Ron: If he bought me flowers, candy, a nice dinner and lost 30 pounds.
Interviewer: Do you watch porn films you have starred in?
Ron: If the dialogue scenes are special, I do. If I play crazy characters, worked with an absolutely gorgeous woman, I would.
Interviewer: Does it feel good to know that so many people watch you fucking?
Ron: It's interesting. I'm more of a ham as an actor, than fucker.
Interviewer: You seem to say many silly and hilarious lines in your flicks, what would you say is your most famous or favourite line you ever said in a film? Ours fave is in the film Bad Girls where you say "I'd like a piece of that pussy, if you don't mind"...
Ron: That same film has my second fave, "Good, ain't I?" but my favourite was before pop shot... "Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but here comes a pearl necklace you'll never forget!" AGGGHHH!
Interviewer: Well we look forward to that one... ha ha. What about STD's? Do you ever have the fear of catching AIDS?
Ron: It's always a concern. We're all tested every month. And exterior ejaculations lessen the risk with women.
Interviewer: In your opinion, who are the 3 sexiest women in the world?
Ron: Michelle Pfeiffer, Darryl Hannah and Olivia Newton John... had to throw in an Australian.
Interviewer: When fucking a woman on camera, do you feel a lot of anxiety to make her cum?
Ron: Yes, but I feel more pressure to do it off camera... on camera she can fake it!
Interviewer: She could too, but can you tell when a woman fakes an orgasm with you?
Ron: Yes, she drops her nail file. Seriously, I usually can, unless they're great at it.
Interviewer: Do you feel inadequate if you don't make them cum, or does Ron Jeremy NEVER fail...?
Ron: I feel a little inadequate, and we ALL sometimes fail.
Interviewer: Who would you love to fuck if you could have anyone?
Ron: Again, that joke about you mom, but seriously, Michelle Pfeiffer, Darryl Hannah and Olivia Newton John, obviously.
Interviewer: Do people recognise you in public?
Ron: Lots of times. AVN and Adam film world magazines and Hustler say I'm the most recognised porn actor in America.
Interviewer: Does body shape determine a woman's sexual talent?
Ron: Of course not. Talent is talent. Ability is ability. Some of us try harder because we may not be exceptionally attractive.
Interviewer: So who are generally better... Thin women, average women, volutuous women or large women?
Ron: It doesn't matter. Motivated women. When they want to please you.
Interviewer: Who has the best tits that you've seen?
Ron: Christy Canyon, Raquel Rios, Tammy Anne, Trinity Loren... all natural double D's and Tammy has great nipples.
Interviewer: Do you prefer large or small tits?
Ron: Large, but I do like small too. Natural is the key... and I like nipples that perk up and get hard.
Interviewer: You have what many men would consider the perfect job, are you satisfied with your life?
Ron: I really am. I used to be a school teacher... yes, licensed, but this is more fun.
Interviewer: What's your fave role you've played? Boyscout? Sheriff? Horny Little Devil?
Ron: Those exact 3! Boyscout in "Bad Girls 1", Sheriff in "Bad Girls 2" and Horny Little Devil in "Devil's Agenda" and "Miss Jones".
Interviewer: Have you ever done a gay scene?
Ron: No.
Interviewer: Would you?
Ron: No. I couldn't rise to the occasion.
Interviewer: What was it like working with Annie Sprinkle?
Ron: She's a doll. She's horny. She knows exactly what to do. She's well educated and she's also a great photographer. And I love her natural double D's. And her pussy used to get real wet.
Interviewer: What about Kitten Natividad?
Ron: Very sweet. Those gigantic tits were fun because they're so abnormal. Plus, I got her off camera and that's always fun.
Interviewer: You mentioned Christy Canyon before... what about her?
Ron: My favourite. Natural double D's and I was her first. I broke her screen cherry.
Interviewer: Harry Reems?
Ron: Never had sex with him. Actually I always liked Harry. He had my kind of east coast, Jewish, sense of humor.
Interviewer: What about working with the big man on campus, John Holmes?
Ron: Basically a nice guy, but he was getting involved with drugs and bad people. He was the #1 name, and he was always nice to me.
Interviewer: and lastly, Pia Snow?
Ron: Never got her. I wish. Gorgeous. Became a well known B movie actress called Michelle Bauer... see "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers".
Interviewer: Moving away from porn now for a second, how did you get involved with the punk band, "Brown Lobster Tank"?
Ron: Same as "Sublime" too. These are bands that contacted me to help out in their videos and introduce them on stage. I've done 11 MTV videos... Two as a producer. Plus I like Sublime and Lobster's music.
Interviewer: We all do... Here's the fun part... we wanna talk about your cock, we've heard different reports, so could you tell us just how big your dick really is?
Ron: It's 9 3/4". Can we still be friends?
Interviewer: Sure Ron, but have you had a penis extension?
Ron: No way!
Interviewer: Well then I have to ask this... you're well known for having sucked your own penis... was this a difficult feat to achieve?
Ron: I wore a rubber cos I didn't trust where I've been. Plus I gave myself a wrong phone number afterwards! Seriosuly, it was just a goof. I never cracked jokes to go with it. It never was a sexual thing... and I was usually never hard when I did it.
Interviewer: How did you acquire the lovely nickname "Hedgehog"?
Ron: I have a hairy back. They're actually cute creatures... the hog word makes it sound worse.
Interviewer: After a day of hard fucking at work, do you leave with little sexual interest at the end of the day?
Ron: Usually, but if something gorgeous comes along, the libido comes back.
Interviewer: Around how many people have you fucked during your career?
Ron: I've done 1,500 movies. I've done 1,501 women. One girl liked me, the rest... it was a paycheck! Seriosuly? A few thousand I guess.
Interviewer: Well Ron, it's been great talking with you, do you have any last words?
Ron: Enjoy the current mainstream film "Boogie Nights", my name is on the credits as consultant. And my favourite current adult is "New Wave Hookers 5" I have a non sex role, but a lead. AND catch my hit single "Freak Of The Week". It's a rap song. It's in record stores worldwide, and was on the Billboard chart for 27 weeks. It features DJ Pollo and myself with Ice T on the B side.
Hey, motherfucker, this isn't about "holodeck" and "nerds"! It's about humanity's DUTY to do new things even if they are pointless, wasteful, or downright genocidal. Without this, we are no better than the rest of the life on this planet. We will kick space's ass, or destroy the world trying! You aren't even good enough to live with the dolphins, you cum-guzzling sack of shit. Go live with the fucking spotted owls. Bitch.
You are definitely correct when you say "space is a fucking MATH", though.
Hey, dipshit, humanity is all about doing things way too soon, and in the shittiest way possible. If you don't like it, then go live with the dolphins. Bitch.
I apologize if this is too forward of me, but you seem pretty knowledgeable about the subject, and I am really hurting for some advice here. Every few days when I go to take a shit, I find that there's a rock hard "plug" at the head of the turd. It takes some major squeezing to get this plug moving, and when it does start moving, it hurts like motherfucker. Once it's out, the rest of the turd is usually smooth sailing, but it's gotten to the point where I am fearful of sitting down on the john because of the intense pain that will ensue.
Seeing a doctor is pretty much out of the question, because I don't like them. I also do not want to change my diet, or take any laxatives. Can you help me? Is there maybe some advanced shitting technique I can use to pass this deadly, rock-hard, harbinger of poo without feeling like my guts are getting ripped out?
Also, did you ever read "Beloved" (I think that's the book)? If so, what did you think of the scene where the heroine sticks her finger in her baby's ass and pulls out a hardened piece of shit? Do you think this would help me? Like, if I could get Toni Morrisson (or maybe Maya Angelou, or someone) to stick her finger in my ass and pull out the shit?
I wish I could say otherwise, but Ogg still stinks. I just now downloaded RC3, and put it to the test. I took some 128kb/s joint-stereo vbr.mp3s originally encoded with the terrific Xing encoder, and converted them directly to ~256kb/s Ogg files (quality=10). Not only were the encoded files nearly twice as large as the original.mp3s, they actually sounded far WORSE. Sorry, but this project clearly has a long way to go! It's nice, in a "cute" sort of way, that these guys want to make an "open" audio format, but their skills clearly aren't up to the task.
No dude, you do get the original waveform back. I work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and I can vouch for this. My cousin's friend has also written a doctoral dissertation on the subject. Hope this helps.
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I jerk off to the gay one.
Who says he's compiling for a P4? GCC produces dog slow binaries for ANY x86 cpu.
These make goatse look like sunshine and lollipops. Christ.
That explains the minty fresh smell of my ass.
Nice.
want to puke, and I jack off to this.
Noone cares, you dumb fuck.
If you are using Morpheus, then you are not "elite", anyway. Leeching from Morpheus without sharing anything puts you at the very bottom of those "lamer masses".
Linux discredits itself.
is this interview with the great Ron Jeremy:
Interviewer: Okay Ron, thanks for talking with us. Let's get straight to the good stuff, how did you get started in porn... as a child did you say, "I wanna be a porn star when I grow up"?
Ron: I started acting in theater, then I did Playgirl magazine. I did porn because the job market for actors was horrible in New York. It was that or drive a taxi. I had already quit teaching.
Interviewer: How did you first learn about sex?
Ron: Practice in high school, and dialogue with dad and older sister.
Interviewer: What's been your best on screen fuck?
Ron: I usually tell men, "Your mom" when they ask. To be honest, I like natural women... Christy Canyon, Shanna McCoullough, Tiffany Million, Nina Hartley, Alice Springs... an Australian girl.
Interviewer: What about your worst?
Ron: I usually tell guys, "Your mom" once again. To be serious, they've all been wonderful... aren't I diplomatic?
Interviewer: And with these women, what's your favourite sexual position to give it to them?
Ron: Giving head to a woman, Cunilingus, and plain old missionary.
Interviewer: Do you see yourself as a sex symbol?
Ron: Hell no. I crack jokes, create a character in the films. Take my dialogue seriously, have a fairly big penis, and try to give a good sex scene.
Interviewer: And does your porn career actually attract women to you?
Ron: Once in a while I get lucky. Penthouse magazine once said I'd never get laid if a director didn't yell "Action!".
Interviewer: Do women find your hairy chest a turn on? I know that I like my man to be well covered...
Ron: Oriental women love it. The rest are divided. Some do, some don't.
Interviewer: Do you have a long-term partner?
Ron: No, I date women, nobody serious. Lots of friends.
Interviewer: Oh, well what if you were a woman, would you wanna fuck Ron Jeremy?
Ron: If he bought me flowers, candy, a nice dinner and lost 30 pounds.
Interviewer: Do you watch porn films you have starred in?
Ron: If the dialogue scenes are special, I do. If I play crazy characters, worked with an absolutely gorgeous woman, I would.
Interviewer: Does it feel good to know that so many people watch you fucking?
Ron: It's interesting. I'm more of a ham as an actor, than fucker.
Interviewer: You seem to say many silly and hilarious lines in your flicks, what would you say is your most famous or favourite line you ever said in a film? Ours fave is in the film Bad Girls where you say "I'd like a piece of that pussy, if you don't mind"...
Ron: That same film has my second fave, "Good, ain't I?" but my favourite was before pop shot... "Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but here comes a pearl necklace you'll never forget!" AGGGHHH!
Interviewer: Well we look forward to that one... ha ha. What about STD's? Do you ever have the fear of catching AIDS?
Ron: It's always a concern. We're all tested every month. And exterior ejaculations lessen the risk with women.
Interviewer: In your opinion, who are the 3 sexiest women in the world?
Ron: Michelle Pfeiffer, Darryl Hannah and Olivia Newton John... had to throw in an Australian.
Interviewer: When fucking a woman on camera, do you feel a lot of anxiety to make her cum?
Ron: Yes, but I feel more pressure to do it off camera... on camera she can fake it!
Interviewer: She could too, but can you tell when a woman fakes an orgasm with you?
Ron: Yes, she drops her nail file. Seriously, I usually can, unless they're great at it.
Interviewer: Do you feel inadequate if you don't make them cum, or does Ron Jeremy NEVER fail...?
Ron: I feel a little inadequate, and we ALL sometimes fail.
Interviewer: Who would you love to fuck if you could have anyone?
Ron: Again, that joke about you mom, but seriously, Michelle Pfeiffer, Darryl Hannah and Olivia Newton John, obviously.
Interviewer: Do people recognise you in public?
Ron: Lots of times. AVN and Adam film world magazines and Hustler say I'm the most recognised porn actor in America.
Interviewer: Does body shape determine a woman's sexual talent?
Ron: Of course not. Talent is talent. Ability is ability. Some of us try harder because we may not be exceptionally attractive.
Interviewer: So who are generally better... Thin women, average women, volutuous women or large women?
Ron: It doesn't matter. Motivated women. When they want to please you.
Interviewer: Who has the best tits that you've seen?
Ron: Christy Canyon, Raquel Rios, Tammy Anne, Trinity Loren... all natural double D's and Tammy has great nipples.
Interviewer: Do you prefer large or small tits?
Ron: Large, but I do like small too. Natural is the key... and I like nipples that perk up and get hard.
Interviewer: You have what many men would consider the perfect job, are you satisfied with your life?
Ron: I really am. I used to be a school teacher... yes, licensed, but this is more fun.
Interviewer: What's your fave role you've played? Boyscout? Sheriff? Horny Little Devil?
Ron: Those exact 3! Boyscout in "Bad Girls 1", Sheriff in "Bad Girls 2" and Horny Little Devil in "Devil's Agenda" and "Miss Jones".
Interviewer: Have you ever done a gay scene?
Ron: No.
Interviewer: Would you?
Ron: No. I couldn't rise to the occasion.
Interviewer: What was it like working with Annie Sprinkle?
Ron: She's a doll. She's horny. She knows exactly what to do. She's well educated and she's also a great photographer. And I love her natural double D's. And her pussy used to get real wet.
Interviewer: What about Kitten Natividad?
Ron: Very sweet. Those gigantic tits were fun because they're so abnormal. Plus, I got her off camera and that's always fun.
Interviewer: You mentioned Christy Canyon before... what about her?
Ron: My favourite. Natural double D's and I was her first. I broke her screen cherry.
Interviewer: Harry Reems?
Ron: Never had sex with him. Actually I always liked Harry. He had my kind of east coast, Jewish, sense of humor.
Interviewer: What about working with the big man on campus, John Holmes?
Ron: Basically a nice guy, but he was getting involved with drugs and bad people. He was the #1 name, and he was always nice to me.
Interviewer: and lastly, Pia Snow?
Ron: Never got her. I wish. Gorgeous. Became a well known B movie actress called Michelle Bauer... see "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers".
Interviewer: Moving away from porn now for a second, how did you get involved with the punk band, "Brown Lobster Tank"?
Ron: Same as "Sublime" too. These are bands that contacted me to help out in their videos and introduce them on stage. I've done 11 MTV videos... Two as a producer. Plus I like Sublime and Lobster's music.
Interviewer: We all do... Here's the fun part... we wanna talk about your cock, we've heard different reports, so could you tell us just how big your dick really is?
Ron: It's 9 3/4". Can we still be friends?
Interviewer: Sure Ron, but have you had a penis extension?
Ron: No way!
Interviewer: Well then I have to ask this... you're well known for having sucked your own penis... was this a difficult feat to achieve?
Ron: I wore a rubber cos I didn't trust where I've been. Plus I gave myself a wrong phone number afterwards! Seriosuly, it was just a goof. I never cracked jokes to go with it. It never was a sexual thing... and I was usually never hard when I did it.
Interviewer: How did you acquire the lovely nickname "Hedgehog"?
Ron: I have a hairy back. They're actually cute creatures... the hog word makes it sound worse.
Interviewer: After a day of hard fucking at work, do you leave with little sexual interest at the end of the day?
Ron: Usually, but if something gorgeous comes along, the libido comes back.
Interviewer: Around how many people have you fucked during your career?
Ron: I've done 1,500 movies. I've done 1,501 women. One girl liked me, the rest... it was a paycheck! Seriosuly? A few thousand I guess.
Interviewer: Well Ron, it's been great talking with you, do you have any last words?
Ron: Enjoy the current mainstream film "Boogie Nights", my name is on the credits as consultant. And my favourite current adult is "New Wave Hookers 5" I have a non sex role, but a lead. AND catch my hit single "Freak Of The Week". It's a rap song. It's in record stores worldwide, and was on the Billboard chart for 27 weeks. It features DJ Pollo and myself with Ice T on the B side.
Hey, motherfucker, this isn't about "holodeck" and "nerds"! It's about humanity's DUTY to do new things even if they are pointless, wasteful, or downright genocidal. Without this, we are no better than the rest of the life on this planet. We will kick space's ass, or destroy the world trying! You aren't even good enough to live with the dolphins, you cum-guzzling sack of shit. Go live with the fucking spotted owls. Bitch.
You are definitely correct when you say "space is a fucking MATH", though.
Hey, dipshit, humanity is all about doing things way too soon, and in the shittiest way possible. If you don't like it, then go live with the dolphins. Bitch.
I, for one, am looking forward to taking a shit on your desk!
am I? And who the fuck are you? Get off my lawn!
I apologize if this is too forward of me, but you seem pretty knowledgeable about the subject, and I am really hurting for some advice here. Every few days when I go to take a shit, I find that there's a rock hard "plug" at the head of the turd. It takes some major squeezing to get this plug moving, and when it does start moving, it hurts like motherfucker. Once it's out, the rest of the turd is usually smooth sailing, but it's gotten to the point where I am fearful of sitting down on the john because of the intense pain that will ensue.
Seeing a doctor is pretty much out of the question, because I don't like them. I also do not want to change my diet, or take any laxatives. Can you help me? Is there maybe some advanced shitting technique I can use to pass this deadly, rock-hard, harbinger of poo without feeling like my guts are getting ripped out?
Also, did you ever read "Beloved" (I think that's the book)? If so, what did you think of the scene where the heroine sticks her finger in her baby's ass and pulls out a hardened piece of shit? Do you think this would help me? Like, if I could get Toni Morrisson (or maybe Maya Angelou, or someone) to stick her finger in my ass and pull out the shit?
Thanks in advance.
I wish I could say otherwise, but Ogg still stinks. I just now downloaded RC3, and put it to the test. I took some 128kb/s joint-stereo vbr .mp3s originally encoded with the terrific Xing encoder, and converted them directly to ~256kb/s Ogg files (quality=10). Not only were the encoded files nearly twice as large as the original .mp3s, they actually sounded far WORSE. Sorry, but this project clearly has a long way to go! It's nice, in a "cute" sort of way, that these guys want to make an "open" audio format, but their skills clearly aren't up to the task.
No dude, you do get the original waveform back. I work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and I can vouch for this. My cousin's friend has also written a doctoral dissertation on the subject. Hope this helps.
Cock is great. Mine spits white goo when I rub it against a meatloaf.
Hey, "Sk3lt", you seem really smart. Someday, in fact, you could even be president of the United States.
That's pretty fucking gay! Also, could somebody please lick my ass? I ran out of peanut butter, and my dog is in a shitty mood anyway. Thanks!
become as stable, fast, and robust as the mighty HURD? The poor penguin is being left in the dust :(
this be one of the pictures? Talk about unforgettable....and so frickin lickable.
Set up a web cam first, d00d.
Well done. You should've called him a fag, though.
Hating M$ is cool! Get off this site, you Micro$haft-loving faggot!