User: Illicon

Dale Carnegie

On: PlentyofFish Hacked, Founder Emails Hacker's Mom

You need to read How to Win Friends and Influence People, by Dale Carnegie. It's a great book that has sold a brazillion copies about exactly what you're talking about. If you really DO have Asperger's and honestly cannot understand the importance of taking a sincere interest in other people, you will after reading this book.

Re:Next you will see

On: Drug Catapult Found At US-Mexico Border

"Are these people likely to be drug runners/terrorists/criminals, or are they just people stupidly trying to run the border? Do they have children with them?"

I hate to be pedantic, but if they are trying to "run" the border, they are not likely to be criminals. They ARE criminals. Okay, I lied. I LOVE being pedantic.

Correlation

On: Congressman Introduces Video Game Warning Label Legislation

It should also say: Correlation != Causation

Re:Capitalism 101:

On: Should Younger Developers Be Paid More?

Its ONLY fair. And its expected.

FTFY

Maximum Reward

On: Google Pushes New Chrome Release, Pays $14k Bounty

They should have made the maximum reward $1337.

Re:Still not very convenient

On: Covert Video of Apple IPad 2 Just Released

Whoosh.

Re:Let's put it up on Wikileaks

On: Pot Grower's Privacy Challenged

the government should be protecting citizens rights, not eliminating them.

You're new here, aren't you?

Re:Be careful

On: Running Your Own Ghost Investigation?

Whatever you do, don't cross the streams. FTFY

Re:No attempts at finding other sources?

On: Google Wins Injunction Against Agency Using Microsoft Cloud

Never tell me the odds!