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Running Your Own Ghost Investigation?

Quirkz writes "I am a skeptic, but have friends and family who swear by their ghost stories. I have access to a supposedly haunted house and been tempted to run a proper scientific investigation. My first question is what sorts of tools or measurements would make for sensible metrics to test during a hunt? Temperature change seems to be a common one, but the other devices you'll see ghost hunters use seem pretty random. The second question is what kinds of results would it take to be 'interesting'? Baseline readings at several presumably non-haunted locations seem to be obvious requirements for comparison. Once you have those, what kinds of results would it take to convince a skeptic there's something unusual going on, or demonstrate that there's not? I don't have much hope of changing the minds of those who believe, but it would be satisfying to at least be scientific about it."

810 comments

  1. Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You definitely need a proton pack: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton_pack

    1. Re:Proton Pack by cinderellamanson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not fair, in a rush of excitement I read that as a link to amazon :(

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    2. Re:Proton Pack by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      And a name change. If you really want to find evidence of paranormal emanations?

      I suggest "Venckman"...

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      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:Proton Pack by sqldr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      well, there's actually a really easy way to tell if your house is haunted:

      it isn't.

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    4. Re:Proton Pack by metacosm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Parent++.

      I don't see how playing into your families delusions helps them or you? Why not hunt for the Easter Bunny with them, or Santa... or setup a trap for the tooth fairy.

    5. Re:Proton Pack by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had such gullible friends and family. Tell them you can find the ghost but only once they provide you with the hardware components for your ghost detector: . Then just sort of attach them randomly together, wander around the house for a while and say you didn't find any ghosts. It's a win-win situation.

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    6. Re:Proton Pack by clarkkent09 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wish I had such gullible friends and family. Tell them you can find the ghost but only once they provide you with the hardware components for your ghost detector: . Then just sort of attach them randomly together, wander around the house for a while and say you didn't find any ghosts. It's a win-win situation.

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    7. Re:Proton Pack by cosm · · Score: 1

      I found a hybrid of myself! Although the orderings of our user ids are inconsistent with the chronological application of the prefix 'meta'.

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    8. Re:Proton Pack by ghmh · · Score: 1

      A hybrid, or did you just increment yourself at some point in the past? Wait - can I borrow your time machine?

    9. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:Proton Pack by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The proton pack is a placebo and it only works on novice ghosts. Truly geeky ghosts are immune and will counter proton pack attacks by sending minions known as Lawyers and EPA Agents to shut down ghost instigators.

    11. Re:Proton Pack by cosm · · Score: 1

      Once I get it back, it's in the shop right now, gotta pass inspection, the Galactic DMV requires both Oort Cloud lights to be functional.

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    12. Re:Proton Pack by timothy · · Score: 1

      I think your post can be summed up as "'Economics in One Lesson' by clarkkent09" ;)

      timothy

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    13. Re:Proton Pack by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He wanted to be scientific in his investigations of ghosts.

      All the randomly wired together equipment in the world won't help him prove a negative.

      Evidence of Absence is only possible when the subject and the location and the time window are well defined (zero marbles in the glass jar at this instant).

      But since he can't pin down the definition of a ghost (let alone measure it), there is no point in worrying about the location (plane of existence?), or time frame. Nothing he could produce would satisfy his septics.

      So he arrives here asking what he can measure to be "scientific about it", to which we can only ask:
                Be scientific about WHAT?

      Any random forked stick should do until he answers the above.

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    14. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using your test... you don't exist.

    15. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He asked about readings - he needs an EKG meter.

    16. Re:Proton Pack by Pete+Venkman · · Score: 1

      I believe the correct spelling is "Venkman"

    17. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I rarely post on Slashdot, but I will for this. To all who are skeptical, you can be skeptical about the paranormal all you want, but until some series of incredible paranormal events happens to you, you will not believe it. I used to be very skeptical until it happened to me, and it opened my eyes and I now see the world in a very different light. Serious scientific studies on this should be done, but oh no, according to scientists that's just a waste of time. Scientist my ass.

    18. Re:Proton Pack by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What makes you think they are delusions?

      Seriously, I mean the scientific approach wouldn't be that they are delusional, it would be that no evidence has been presented to you. Unless you can scientifically explain away whatever they presented as evidence for their beliefs, the best you have is that you aren't convinced. Not that they are delusional.

      The concept of a haunting has been around for quite some time. Some of it probably is misinterpreting facts and a mind running creatively wild, or purposeful lies designed to influence behavior of some sort. But you can't say all or every single claimed instance is because you simply do no know the facts or have the ability to test them. And as we all know, the lack of evidence does not mean it's impossible, it only means it hasn't been proven yet.

    19. Re:Proton Pack by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ignorance. A scientist who says they found no ghosts doesn't say ghosts do not exist. A scientist does not know what a ghost is, so it is impossible to say they exist or not. Only that they were not found.

      A true scientist would attempt to define characteristics of ghosts and non-ghosts, and be able to measure differences between the two. Science has not been able to define a ghost, so science does not know what to look for. Science knows what not to look for, but does not know what to look for.

      As you said, until you see it you do not know what to look for. How about you help science try to figure out what to look for, what to measure? If you can observe it, it can be measured. Whether we have capable tools or not is the question.

    20. Re:Proton Pack by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Troll

      What is it about "skeptics" that they tend to be such huge douchebags?

      I mean, not believing in the supernatural is one thing, but has anyone else noticed that all the noted "skeptics", the kind that refer to themselves as "skeptics" and think the Amazing Randi is just the coolest guy and use "woo" as an adjective are socially repulsive? Seriously. Have you ever met this kind of "skeptic" that had a really good-looking girlfriend? Even the famous ones tend to be greasy nerds like Penn Jillette who almost certainly have to pay for sex.

      It must be something about self-certainty that causes enlarged pores and body odor. Or maybe I've got it backwards and it's social failure that causes people to become self-certain jerkoffs who believe they know exactly where the border lies between "what is clearly true" and "what can't possibly be true" even when talking about fields that they know absolutely nothing about.

      You know who don't generally consider themselves to be "skeptics"? Physicists. From Isaac Newton to the guys thinking about string theory and particles and thirteen dimensions and shit. They just say "I don't know" and keep working away. You ask them about aliens, they say "I don't know". "Not enough data".

      Skeptics are to scientists what engineers are to mathematicians. Embarrassing and slightly retarded.

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    21. Re:Proton Pack by petsounds · · Score: 2

      Really. And you know that how exactly? From your own scientific investigations? It's amazing to me that geeks and scientists equate "ghosts" with deception, fraud, and religious hocus-pocus.

      Which is fair I guess. We've all had issues we've been immovable rocks on, our feet firmly planted in ideological surety. And there's certainly been more than a bit of dubious evidence presented. But that's as fair to the subject at hand as saying cold fusion is a fraudulent idea because two guys claimed they could do it in their kitchen sink.

      Once you're sitting in your apartment with someone, and suddenly a candle flies several feet off a shelf as you're looking at it, then you might begin to realize there's some truth to the idea that there are unseen forces operating in our environment. (happened to me) What these forces are requires investigation that "professional" scientists don't seem to have the balls to take on, so we have a lot of amateur investigators. If amateur astronomers can find exoplanets and supernovas, then I say more power to these paranormal investigators, as long as they approach it from a skeptical, scientific POV. We need some answers to what's going on. There is physical evidence to be found; it's not just delusion at work. Hell, there's a lot more evidence to be found than dark matter! And yet that's already accepted readily as near fact. Keep your minds cautious, but open and curious.

    22. Re:Proton Pack by magarity · · Score: 4, Funny

      I rarely post on Slashdot, but I will for this.

      What are you babbling about?? I see your posts all the time.

    23. Re:Proton Pack by yotto · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Seriously, I mean the scientific approach wouldn't be that they are delusional, it would be that no evidence has been presented to you. Unless you can scientifically explain away whatever they presented as evidence for their beliefs, the best you have is that you aren't convinced. Not that they are delusional.

      Part of the scientific method is to give up after a while. There has not once, ever, been a scientifically valid positive result from a single test for ghosts. Further research in the area, after this much overwhelming evidence, is useless.

    24. Re:Proton Pack by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      So besides unverifiable anecdotes such as yours, where is this objective evidence?

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    25. Re:Proton Pack by serutan · · Score: 1

      Pro tip: Don't cross the streams!!

    26. Re:Proton Pack by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Once you're sitting in your apartment with someone, and suddenly a candle flies several feet off a shelf as you're looking at it

      Two questions: What were you smoking, and do you have any left?

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    27. Re:Proton Pack by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wanna play!

      I wish I had such gullible congressmen and congresswomen. Tell them you can find the terrorist but only once they provide you with the funds for your terrorist detector. Then just sort of attach them randomly at airports, pat-down / grope anyone that walks through them for a while and say you didn't find any terrorists. (Implying that it's keeping the terrorists away.) It's a win-win situation.

    28. Re:Proton Pack by illeism · · Score: 3, Funny

      Once you're sitting in your apartment with someone, and suddenly a candle flies several feet off a shelf as you're looking at it

      (insert adorable kitty pic here)

      I can has midichlorians too?

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    29. Re:Proton Pack by Ltap · · Score: 1

      The only good thing about the parent post is that it wasn't modded up. I won't even discuss your opinion -- although, in the future, beginning your wild, unverified statements with "in my opinion" is probably a good idea. There's even an acronym for it: 'IMO', or 'IMHO' if you feel particularly honest.

      An bonus comment: If you are going to be wrong in the bulk of your message, at least get the basis for it right. "Skepticism" is essentially an ideal where someone requires proof of claims before supporting them. Even if individual skeptics may be people simply trying to discount others' claims while pushing forward their own, this should not reflect on skepticism as an idea. Second, a common theme is that many skeptics are scientists (and yes, even physicists too) or magicians; people experienced either with proving things or with deceiving people. Rather than thinking of skeptics as people who don't believe in a claim no matter what, think of a skeptic as someone who chooses the default (disbelief) until sufficient proof has been gathered. This, in case you are unsure, is what your physicists actually do - "I don't know", "Not enough data".

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    30. Re:Proton Pack by sumdumass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lol.. There was not once, ever, been a scientifically valid positive result for a transistor or digital signal, until- wait for it- someone went off on a wild goose chase and discovered that basis for what makes 90% of technology possible today.

      But hey, I would say that ghosts and the supernatural simply hasn't been scientifically tested. It may be because they aren't real, but then again, how do you scientifically test something you can't scientifically understand? But in the cases where they were tested, it either turned out to be something else and a product of someone's imagination or simply a no show for the spirit. About the only way it could be tested is if there was more knowledge of it and that's only going to be possible if people continue to examine the supposed haunting.

      Anyways, back to your "Further research in the area, after this much overwhelming evidence, is useless" comment, So what if it's useless? What if the so called haunting turns out to be some plumbing in bad shape and the investigation find it before it ruptures and ruins the entire house. What if it turns out to be a pedophile sneaking in and watching children sleep and they simply haven't been able to catch him because he hides his tracks so well so they blame it on being haunted. Surely if his investigation turns anything remotely like that up, it wouldn't be useless.

    31. Re:Proton Pack by petsounds · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of video and audio "evidence" out there, done during independent investigations. The problem is figuring out what's real and what's explainable or fraudulent. The other problem is figuring out, aside from video/audio evidence, what kind of other measurements can be done to become more comprehensive in this study. Which I think was the story's question.

    32. Re:Proton Pack by mmarlett · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, what this really is a chance for him not to so much apply the scientific method but rather to teach the scientific method. He already has a hypothesis: his family is full of crap. What he needs is for his family to come up with the testable hypothesis. Have them do the work to prove the ghosts. Set up controls, double blinds, etc., etc. The goal is not to prove the non-existance of ghosts, but to make the family shut up about it. And it's totally possible to work with them in such a way that it sucks all the fun out of the make believe and teaches them that, really, they cannot prove their claims even to themselves. He, however, should stick to trying to help them prove what they believe. But they have to be able to articulate what they believe in some way. But that is their problem, not his.

    33. Re:Proton Pack by petsounds · · Score: 1

      Heh. Unfortunately I was completely sober at the time, as was the person I was with.

    34. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you go hunting for demons you most definitely will find them.

    35. Re:Proton Pack by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Just because you've never experienced it, does not mean it doesn't exist.

      I'm not saying that ghosts exist.
      I'm saying that it's not impossible that ghosts might exist, and that we simply haven't found a way to prove that yet.
      It might even be possible that something else is happening, that witnesses misinterpret as ghosts.

      How will we know without some serious open minded research? (Open minded enough to accept whatever the results may indicate.)

    36. Re:Proton Pack by williamhb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Parent++.

      I don't see how playing into your families delusions helps them or you? Why not hunt for the Easter Bunny with them, or Santa... or setup a trap for the tooth fairy.

      Slightly funny anecdote, but childrens' belief in Santa and the Tooth Fairy is entirely scientific. Every time, they conduct a falsifiable experiment (put out a cookie / tooth that might not be consumed / taken) and every time they come back with a positive result. They even do peer review, asking their fellow peers (children) what their results were (what they got from Santa), and even validate the experiment with respected and more experienced experimenters of the past (their parents, who swear blind that the results are genuine). They are only thwarted because there really is a grand world-wide ongoing conspiracy to interfere with their experiments and falsify their results.

    37. Re:Proton Pack by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Unrepeatable/unverifiable video/audio "evidence" amounts to anecdotes. If it didn't, you wouldn't have had to put "evidence" in quotation marks.

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    38. Re:Proton Pack by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 1

      I can categorically state that ghosts do not exist and be quite certain I'm correct. Why? Because the term "ghost" has no rigorous scientific definition. This is also why looking for them is foolish and unscientific.

      If you want to scientifically look for ghosts, you must first come up with a definition and some of their properties that you can measure. Even if you could come into this "haunted" house of yours and find freaky measurements off the charts, it does not indicate that there is a ghost present. Simply not having an explanation does not mean that anything supernatural is going on. This is the fallacy that many on this thread are making.

      So, once armed with this hypothesis of what ghosts actually are and what they will look like to various instruments, you can begin to test it. You go into the house and check that hypothesis. If you can verify the hypothesis, then you have evidence that suggests it's true that there are ghosts there. If you don't, you must reject the hypothesis.

      The difficulty, and the reason I can so confidently state that ghosts don't exist, is that you will never find consensus about what a ghost is and should anyone prove that they do exist, anything that matches what people previously thought about ghosts would be incidental. It is similar to the people who claim that spiritual nonsense predicted quantum mechanics. It's simply coincidental that certain aspects of quantum mechanics, such as the effect of an observer upon an experiment, are vaguely similar to some spiritual claims that conscious will has a tangible affect on the material world. While parallels can be drawn, the real science behind quantum mechanics looks nothing like the spiritual claims, mostly because quantum mechanics provides a formal framework in which to understand the result. Any such science of what is currently understood as "ghosts" would look nothing at all like what people currently think of them.

    39. Re:Proton Pack by shawb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I personally agree with you, that line of reasoning will not convince believing friends and family that the house isn't haunted.

      That's okay, though. Because a thorough scientific investigation will not convince believers either. The slightest wobble in any of your readings will be read as a haunting. Lack of wobble in the readings will be read as a haunting. A complete failure to find any evidence of ghosts will be taken as evidence that the ghosts do not want to be found.

      And then there's a good chance that your work and or words will be taken out of context in a way that seems to support ghosts, but will be worded in such a way that a FORMER SKEPTIC now BELIEVES!

      Basically, don't do it.

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      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    40. Re:Proton Pack by petsounds · · Score: 1

      Well, hopefully you'll have your own "anecdote" as you put it someday.

      Repeatable evidence is a bit hard when we don't know the forces at work here. Doesn't mean that it's not worth investigating.

    41. Re:Proton Pack by the_womble · · Score: 1

      That implies you need to start by asking the people who claim ghosts exist what physical manifestations they expect.

    42. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      Er, transistors and digital signals didn't exist until they were invented, so you obviously could not have a 'scientifically valid positive result' until that point.

      You are confusing 'innovation resulting in unforeseen inventions' with 'things that there is no proof of existing when such proof could reasonably be obtained'.

      For example sasquach shit with DNA traces in it or multiple scientifically verified video footage of the kind of physical phenomena people attribute to ghosties.

      Of course, it is POSSIBLE there is a large North American xenomorph that is VERY good at hiding, it's just quite unlikely given the lack of evidence thus far. But ghosts? Come on, they are up there with god for "not one piece of proof other than someone saying 'honest, believe me'" in all of history.

    43. Re:Proton Pack by Quirkz · · Score: 1
      It's not that crazy to go along with your family's quirks, is it? Tell me you only argue with them when they're wrong, and never go along with anything they think, but they always think everything YOU think is correct? I'd rather have a little fun with them, especially in a scientific fashion, than pick a fight.

      One of the reasons I don't throw the idea of ghosts (or whatever) out entirely is the sheer number of otherwise rational, sensible people I know who claim direct, personal experience with something inexplicable. I still try to argue, debunk, and look for holes in their stories, but generally they're adamant about what they experienced. Figure I might as well have some fun exploring with them.

    44. Re:Proton Pack by LongearedBat · · Score: 1
      I repeat:

      It might even be possible that something else is happening, that witnesses misinterpret as ghosts.

      So what could be causing these witness accounts? Who knows? But I'd sure like to know.
      I actually believe that there are a few different (natural, but unexplored) fenomena that people report as "ghosts" or "angels".
      Consider http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Elmo's_fire .

      But I think that not investigating until after one has a definition is a rather limiting approach to take.
      How are you supposed to define something when you have no idea what it is?

    45. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      A decent scientist is a good skeptic, and a good skeptic has the makings of a decent scientist. A decent engineer is a good mathematician, and a good mathematician has the makings of a decent engineer.

      Your example of physicists is nonsense; they are skeptical of claims of perpetual motion or zero gravity devices, just as a biologist will say "I don't know" or "Not enough data" when asked about life on Mars.

      All a skeptic is is someone who has the temerity not to believe in something until adequate poof is provided. Those who like them least are those who don't like being asked for adequate proof of their beliefs.

    46. Re:Proton Pack by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I'm aware you can't prove a negative. My best hope is maybe I get to spend some time identifying some "weird" effects and then figuring out what causes them. Even if it's a temperature dip that turns out to be a draft from an unexpected location, or surprise radiation from an old family heirloom plate painted with uranium paint, or who knows what. It'd be fun to first locate and then try to solve some mysteries, small or insignificant as they might be. And if I run into something that I can't explain, that's fun, too. Honestly not sure even then I'd call it a "ghost" (because you're right to say nobody really knows what one is) but I'd settle for "this house seems to have unexplained magnetic fields, and that's interesting."

    47. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      That all depends on how you define demon and what your standards of evidence are.

    48. Re:Proton Pack by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      I defer to your experience. :-)

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    49. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 2

      Look, you are labouring under the assumption there has been no opportunity for "serious open minded research" about ghosts, ESP, god, and other forms of Woo!

      There has, and whilst that may not mean that the case is closed (as absence of evidence is and never can be evidence of absence) is does mean all those whining about their pet beliefs (not you specifically) being unaccepted in general are making THEIR lack of evidence SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM.

      To such people I say:

      Want to prove Creationism? Go on.

      Want to prove ghosts? Go on.

      Anyone who proved either of the above would be world famous and be remembered for millenia, so there is certainly incentive enough.

      The fact that people DON'T, and not through lack of trying, is a HINT about the likely truth of matters.

    50. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your response is exactly and precisely as scientific as someone who just says "It is"

      The guys asks honest questions about how to properly investigate a paranormal claim, and all you did was shit out a turd.

      There's too many skeptics and self proclaimed fans of science who have no fucking clue what the words actually mean.

    51. Re:Proton Pack by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Considering you're confusing the methods behind discovery and invention with the the scientific pursuit of answers to known phenomena, you're hardly in a position to critique comments on the nature of scientific work. But on to the meat of the issue...

      Your rant claiming GP argues you shouldn't check on strange noises is simply a strawman of your own device, and the "think of the children" appeal to emotion was tasteless. Instead GP simply states the obvious notion that a real scientist would not continue to associate strange noises with ghosts, because strange noises (or anything for that matter) have never before been ghosts and therefore make for a really stupid hypothesis to test. Should you actually discover a ghost, that'd certainly be worth studying, but until then the whole topic at hand is nearly as useless as your post. Speaking of the topic at hand...

      Even a proton pack prop, as suggested above, is as good an idea as you can get for a test for "ghosts." This because no qualia are actually specified by use of the word "ghost." This leaves you with no idea what you are looking for when you happily ignore the fact that there's actually something causing the air to vibrate which should be the real focus of inquiry. Choosing night vision goggles like all those idiotic shows on television is no better a choice than a seismograph, scales, or Geiger counter. They all share equally unreasonable expectations of detecting whatever it is your think a "ghost" might be.

    52. Re:Proton Pack by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      (zero marbles in the glass jar at this instant)

      *Probably* zero marbles *reflecting light in the spectrum visible to a human retina* in the glass jar at this instant.

    53. Re:Proton Pack by Apothem · · Score: 1, Troll

      So then how do you define something that apparently doesnt exist? DNA didnt exist until someone found a way to show it. Is it no different here? Were bacteria not treated the same way? The fact that you're saying there's no way to prove exists means that it doesn't seems to me to be the exact equivalent of how the dark ages were. "Oh you think something other than demons caused your illness?! KILL THE UNBELIEVER!"... I believe that is how it goes.

    54. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, you know that you can't prove a negative, so do I, but those that beleive in ghosts rarely know it. So you can tell them "This light turned red and made a beep, that proves there are no ghosts in this house". And they will beleive them.
      Or for a more satisfactory effect tell them "if the light turns red, it's a nasty ghost, so RUN!". And they you get to keep the hardware and also make them happy.

    55. Re:Proton Pack by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Er, transistors and digital signals didn't exist until they were invented, so you obviously could not have a 'scientifically valid positive result' until that point.

      Great, you understood my point. It had to be someone wasting their time on something that didn't have any 'scientifically valid positive result' in order to get the first one.

      You are confusing 'innovation resulting in unforeseen inventions' with 'things that there is no proof of existing when such proof could reasonably be obtained'.

      No, not at all. They are one in the same at one point in time. Someone notices some behavior that was different, instead of saying that's not possible and forgetting about it, they explored it, created some things, and bamm, magically we have a TV in our Toaster. Don't confuse understood and meaningful results that are seen important after we are used to how they changed the world with the process in which they were discovered.

      For example sasquach shit with DNA traces in it or multiple scientifically verified video footage of the kind of physical phenomena people attribute to ghosties.

      Lol.. Yea, because all the Sasquash go potty in the same spot of the same set of woods and it's all distinguishable enough from other piles of shit that any 4th grader poking it with a stick would know it came out of bigfoot's ass. The problem is that the likely hood of finding bear shit in the woods when you don't know what to look for is near impossible and they are way more common then sasquash are supposed to be.

      And your point about ghosties is even more insane as they supposedly don't even obey the laws of physics. So how are you even sure that the scared idiot who saw them, who also ended up having a camera recording at the same time, and was able to point and click without missing, would even capture and image or video of something that doesn't obey the laws of physics as we understand them.

      Of course, it is POSSIBLE there is a large North American xenomorph that is VERY good at hiding, it's just quite unlikely given the lack of evidence thus far. But ghosts? Come on, they are up there with god for "not one piece of proof other than someone saying 'honest, believe me'" in all of history.

      Do you really think legends that haven't been validated or invalidated yet, is on the same grounds as Hollywood movie creations? I mean these legends are products of stories that were around long before you or I was ever a glitter in daddy's eye. Some of these span centuries. I would certainly think that stories this old who have crazies popping up every so often validating them by supposed personal experiences deserve much more credit then something known to of been invented. As a matter of fact, anytime someone says they just made something up, I would give it a lot less chance of being something real then something people swear was real at some point in time.

    56. Re:Proton Pack by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      I was thinking "religion", "[enter deity here] spoke to me and told me you must [enter BS here]" and "get into heaven."

      This is fun!

    57. Re:Proton Pack by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      The POINT of his post is exactly this: If HIS parent WAS a skeptic, he shouldn't dismiss stuff that isn't proven as unproven and thus false!

      Not being able to validate something does NOT equal invalidating it! Only invalidating through scientific method is invalidating!

    58. Re:Proton Pack by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, isn't it a character flaw on his part that he has this need to disprove something he clearly cannot disprove for the reasons mentioned above?

      Frankly, what is so bad about people believing in ghosts? As long as this belief does not impact others who do not believe in them, let them be happy with it. Where does this feeling of personal affront come from that he needs to prove to them that he knows and always knew better? Lack of self confidence?

    59. Re:Proton Pack by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Considering you're confusing the methods behind discovery and invention with the the scientific pursuit of answers to known phenomena, you're hardly in a position to critique comments on the nature of scientific work. But on to the meat of the issue...

      Says the confused. Fuck dude, where is the confusion? I'm not confusing anything. It appears that you are the one who is confused based on your own incorrect assumptions.

      Your rant claiming GP argues you shouldn't check on strange noises is simply a strawman of your own device, and the "think of the children" appeal to emotion was tasteless.

      Learn what an appeal to emotion actually is you twit. I did not, and it's pretty clear in my writing, intend to validate the need to do the investigation by some emotional attachment which is what an appeal to emotion would require. I claimed that the results could be useful to someone which was contrary to the GP's statement "Further research in the area, after this much overwhelming evidence, is useless". He simply doesn't know if it would or would not be useless until after the research was done.

      Instead GP simply states the obvious notion that a real scientist would not continue to associate strange noises with ghosts, because strange noises (or anything for that matter) have never before been ghosts and therefore make for a really stupid hypothesis to test. Should you actually discover a ghost, that'd certainly be worth studying, but until then the whole topic at hand is nearly as useless as your post. Speaking of the topic at hand...

      First of all, I'm not sure where you got real scientists from. The OP who wrote the story submission didn't say he was a real scientists verses a fake one. Hell he didn't even say if he was or wasn't one. He said he wanted to run a proper scientific investigation and so far, most of the answers are, "give up, I don't believe in it, can't back that up with any evidence that they don't exists, but I know they don't, so don't even try to find out on your own".

      Second, the vast majority of what we know about the world around us is directly linked to mans curiosity and desire to investigate what it doesn't know or completely understand. So this entire give up before you start because it's what I believe in bullshit is for the birds.

      Third, you are completely wrong- mistaken the facts on your assumption "never before been ghosts and therefore make for a really stupid hypothesis to test". You simply do not know this because not all ghost stories have been investigated and there really is no way to do it accurately when they supposedly don't even follow laws of nature like Physics. I mean hell, outside of seeing one that couldn't be explained away, how could you legitimately check them? You couldn't weight it because they float, you couldn't lock it in a box because they move through solids, you can't kill it without invoking some other supernatural incantation or something.

      This because no qualia are actually specified by use of the word "ghost."

      And there likely will never be any with attitude like yours. Don't look into any of it because there is no information pointing to it being real so I "believe it's not real".

      This leaves you with no idea what you are looking for when you happily ignore the fact that there's actually something causing the air to vibrate which should be the real focus of inquiry. .

      Lol.. The point wasn't to prove that ghost are real. The point was to see if it could be explained away by real forces. I mean hell the very definition of supernatural is beyond what is natural. If anything, the investigation will show what it happening and being misinterpreted.

      Choosing night vision goggles like all those idiotic shows on television is no better a choice t

    60. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, if he were to actually go there and be scientific about it, he might detect abnormal levels of carbon monoxide in the air, which is one thing that seems to make people see ghosts...

    61. Re:Proton Pack by krazytekn0 · · Score: 1

      Parent++!

      I don't get why people are so quick to make absolute declarations on this subject. Unless you possess some kind of super-compendium of all knowledge... I say there's a quarter on Venus. Unless you search every square inch of Venus, you can't say that it's impossible, just based on your knowledge it seems highly unlikely.

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    62. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, my wife left a year ago...

    63. Re:Proton Pack by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Part of the scientific method is to give up after a while. There has not once, ever, been a scientifically valid positive result from a single test for ghosts. Further research in the area, after this much overwhelming evidence, is useless.

      There has never been a scientifically valid positive test result from a single test for ghosts.
      Therefore there has never been a genuine ghost siting.
      Therefore no positive result from a test for ghosts has been scientifically valid.

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    64. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how playing into your families delusions helps them or you?

      If somebody believes in ghosts - or God or whatever - they cannot be convinced otherwise. Maybe it would be good to at least convince them that that house is ghost-free (tm).

      Drop a dosimeter (those things nuclear plant workers wear all day to measure their daily dose of radiation) and a shock detection sticker (those things Mythbusters love to use, also transport companies to detect excessive force) in there over the weekend (or on some holy day for added effect). Claim they are psi-meta-thingamajig detectors that can interpolate the latent presence of extra-natural beings or some such nonsense. When they haven't triggered you can be "sure" the house is ghost free.

      If on the other hand you believe in ghosts yourself and you think you will actually measure something related to ghosts, check with your local UFO and ghost hunter club.

    65. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dont see to have the slightest clue about scientific method.

      Until there is SOME evidence, the best that can be claimed is a theory.
      And even then a theory is considered pretty worthless unless it can make predictions or align with some of the aforementioned evidence.

      And no, people being spooked is not evidence.

      And given the lack of anything else, one explanation of people claiming things as fact when there is no evidence is that they could be
      delusional - however that is certainly not a fact, just, as above, a theory ;)

      It is never the job of science to prove something is impossible, it is the job of someone who believes in something to prove it is
      possible (or more to the point, a fact).

    66. Re:Proton Pack by prgammans · · Score: 2

      it isn't.

      Just like we all know the earth is flat and that it must be the centre of the universe.

      You really should speak to Ferdinand Magellan and ask why the set out to find a westward trade route because he's going to fall of the edge of the earth, or maybe you just think Galileo was stupid and would like to tell him is observations where pointless .

      After all did you think the earth was round or something stupid like that, not pear-shaped [obligatory wikipedia quote http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth#cite_note-8 ]

      Science is all about testing preconceived ideas, there may well be no evidence to prove a haunting but that's why you investigate scientifically. You never know you might just find there is something odd going on 'the root cause of the belief' this in turn you instigate and then possibly you find something mundane. An odd effect of the central heating and natural air currents due to the shape of the building causing sudden cooling of a single room, or heaven above something as earth changing as the earth not being flat...

    67. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I mean the scientific approach wouldn't be that they are delusional"

      No, the scientific approach would be to observe human behaviour, realise that people who talk about the supernatural are talking about aspects of their own mind/fear/misunderstanding/intuition, that many of these things cannot currently be dealt with by scientific tools available, and that trying to use science as a measurement tool anyway will only allow the more foolish amongst them to use science's current flaws as a crutch.

    68. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, funniest and most blunt comment I've ever seen.

      And so true.

    69. Re:Proton Pack by timepilot · · Score: 1

      And besides all that, it sure seems like a fun thing to do!

    70. Re:Proton Pack by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty saddened by people like you who spout "you can't scientifically prove a negative!" as somekind of a reason why science can't be used in examples like these, you aren't a scientist if you truly think that this statement applies here.

      People were able to disprove Luminiferous aether: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminiferous_aether - why not ghosts?

      The thing is to ask yourself in this situation is:
      1) what's being reported? - ghosts
      2) what's the evidence so far? - name specific REAL evidence which people are sensing
      3) based on the reported evidence, what other factors could it possible be (changes in heat, gusts of wind, movement of people)
      4) set up an experiment which can either prove that it's a natural occurence or disprove it.

      This is certainly a case of a man willing to go some lengths to understand what's going on with his house, and you figuratively spit in his face..

      People forget that science can easily prove that there are no ghosts in that particular house, but the next house, who knows?

      So yes, it's technically right that "YOU CAN'T PROVE A BLARGHARGHARAHGHGHGHH!" But it's so wrong here, so very, very, very wrong that you can't take a certain incident like this and prove or disprove what's happening based on the evidence.

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      In reply to the OP:

      "My first question is what sorts of tools or measurements would make for sensible metrics to test during a hunt?"

      - well, I would start with gathering the evidence, what are the particulars of the evidence in question? where in the house is it, is it random, or regular?

      "The second question is what kinds of results would it take to be 'interesting'? Baseline readings at several presumably non-haunted locations seem to be obvious requirements for comparison."

      - no that wouldn't be the best solution, what you want to do is to explain the origin of the evidence, not compare one house to another, so based on the evidence, you have to brainstorm everything that it could possibly be (not really that many options unless you start naming all the shoe elves [don't forget Nick if you do, he hates that]), then set up gadgets which help you to remove the possible candidates until only one stands out (Ghosts! ;) )

      "Once you have those, what kinds of results would it take to convince a skeptic there's something unusual going on, or demonstrate that there's not? I don't have much hope of changing the minds of those who believe, but it would be satisfying to at least be scientific about it."

      - this is pretty mundane if you think about it, most likely there's some sounds aorund which people can't explain, so here's what you do:
      1) you want to find out where it's originating from, if you can't find the source based on hearsay, you have to set up somekind of a multiple sound recording which has accurate and synchronised time so you can calculate distance from the sound, thus triangulate to the origin within the house.
      2) once you find the origin(s) check for possible explanations, temperature changes (or other atmospheric changes like pressure, winds and so on), movement of people, toilet flushings (or other pipe-related), electrical appliances.
      3) then just go about removing or confirming what's going on.

      Sound from weather should correlate within some error margin to the weather outside, so you can measure temperature both inside close to the origin and outside, pressure as well, winds could be directionally based or based on strength and so on.
      Sound from movement of people needs to be correlated with evidence where the person heard the noise, not only where the origin is and what s/he was doing and if there were others in the house as well.

      Of course if the evidence is a ghostly visage of a man called Bob who likes to sit in his favorite chair so much he didn't want to leave and talks incessantly about them old days, just park a camera infront of the chair and interview the guy.

      Good luck :)

    71. Re:Proton Pack by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Anyone asking someone to prove a theory has completely missed how science works.

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    72. Re:Proton Pack by spynode · · Score: 1

      So as long as it didn't happen to you, he was tripping balls? Go science!

    73. Re:Proton Pack by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      There are actually groups that go out trying to find scientific explanations for peoples' ghost stories. One particular show on TV that I find quite amusing, that you will probably appreciate, is called Ghost Hunters. Should be quite easy for you to find clips on Youtube.

      More often than not, they find scientific explanations for what people are hearing/feeling. Those footsteps you hear? It's because of the expansion of the floorboards that're right over the heating ducts. That sudden chill you feel? It's because there's an improperly sealed window. Those whispers you hear? It's because of the wind blowing through the gables.

      The thing is... sometimes they can't find an explanation. It does surprise me that some self-professed "scientists" are so willing to discount the possibility that there's things out there that can't be explained with our current understanding. There was, after all, a time when people discounted the possibility of heavier than air flight... they said that it was impossible under the laws of nature. A true scientist would conduct the experiments, and then try to find an explanation for what they couldn't explain. They wouldn't simply say "nope, it's not ghosts, now fuck off."

    74. Re:Proton Pack by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      someone who chooses the default (disbelief) until sufficient proof has been gathered. This, in case you are unsure, is what your physicists actually do - "I don't know", "Not enough data".

      You have contradicted yourself here, choosing the default belief or disbelief is the opposite of saying "I don't know, not enough data." Either ghosts don't exist, or you don't have enough data to ascertain their existence. Which is it? It is also worth pointing out that choosing the default belief and then sticking to it is exactly the position which causes science to stagnate and no further investigation to be undertaken. Whereas 'I don't know' leads to the search for further data.

    75. Re:Proton Pack by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And that should pretty much have been the end of this thread.

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    76. Re:Proton Pack by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And as we all know, the lack of evidence does not mean it's impossible, it only means it hasn't been proven yet.

      As Bertrand Russell said, the lack of evidence of a teapot orbiting the earth doesn't prove that there is not a teapot orbiting the earth, either.

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    77. Re:Proton Pack by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      "Skepticism" is essentially an ideal where someone requires proof of claims before supporting them.

      That's what it's supposed to be about, but you pop skeptics have turned it into an excuse to be jerks, nothing more.

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    78. Re:Proton Pack by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Either ghosts don't exist, or you don't have enough data to ascertain their existence.

      Ignoring one data point: People have been seeing them for millennia.

      So clearly they exist, though probably without a supernatural explanation.

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    79. Re:Proton Pack by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      A decent scientist is a good skeptic, and a good skeptic has the makings of a decent scientist.

      First of all, I'm talking about the "pop" skeptics like you see in this thread. The ones who dismiss everything out of hand, whether or not they're informed. Good scientists are rarely dismissive, they're inquisitive.

      And Monty, are you calling Isaac Newton a "bad scientist"? Geez, whaddya gotta do to be get called a "good" one?

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    80. Re:Proton Pack by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      One of the reasons I don't throw the idea of ghosts (or whatever) out entirely is the sheer number of otherwise rational, sensible people I know who claim direct, personal experience with something inexplicable.

      And a lot of nominally sane people believe in God. They're all wrong too.

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    81. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you're saying the house isn't haunted because you take it for granted that ghosts don't exist.

      Do you have any scientific proof that ghosts don't exist?

      If not, why are you discouraging someone from taking a scientific approach to the matter. Are you afraid that your dogmatic faith in the non-existence of ghosts might be threatened?

    82. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait... Santa? Easter Bunny? /me 's eyes start to well up.

    83. Re:Proton Pack by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Well, hopefully you'll have your own "anecdote" as you put it someday.

      Repeatable evidence is a bit hard when we don't know the forces at work here. Doesn't mean that it's not worth investigating.

      Bullshit, if there is supposed to be a haunted house, with recurring phenomena, if you record things for long enough you should get some evidence. Which is what the original question was.

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    84. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 2

      "Great, you understood my point"

      And you missed mine. Ghosts exist, or do not exist. They do not have the potential to exist once previous inventions and further innovation allows someone to make one (as was the case with transistors).

      They are there, or not, all evidence points to not as there IS no evidence.

      " The problem is that the likely hood of finding bear shit in the woods when you don't know what to look for is near impossible and they are way more common then sasquash are supposed to be."

      Sorry, you are wrong. If bears are in a wood, they shit in the wood, and you can find it provided you conduct a thorough search. You can even go around a forest and collect all the shit you find, and infer from this the wildlife resident in those woods.

      No sasquash shit means (at least in a North American context with plenty of people with education and opportunity having access to said woods) it is very unlikely there are sasquash. And the proof lies in the hands of those who say it does exist. It is not the responsibility of a zoologist to try and prove things that probably don't exist exist, as they normally have more worthwhile projects on hand.

      But you are enough of a fantasist to assign the likelihood of finding bear shit in woods "near impossible", so there's not much point in talking to you. Facts don't form your opinions so they sure as hell won't change them.

      Everything that has been proven to exist 'obeys the laws of physics'. Sometime we see things obeying the law of physics due to something we can't see and can infer that somethings existence. Ghosts so not fall into either category. I suppose you think believing in god is silly? Or is that another fantasy you subscribe to?

      " I would certainly think that stories this old who have crazies popping up every so often validating them by supposed personal experiences"

      You might suppose that personal experience validates something. Scientifically it doesn't. Your standards of evidence suck.

    85. Re:Proton Pack by icebike · · Score: 1

      Its. A. TV. Show.

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    86. Re:Proton Pack by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Anyone asking someone to prove a theory has completely missed how science works.

      Exactly, it leads to the asshole Creationist argument "evolution isn't true, it's only a theory".

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    87. Re:Proton Pack by Ltap · · Score: 1

      In the context of "woo" and pseudoscience, disbelief until something is proven to be true is a much better approach, as "I don't know" is generally taken as abstaining from opposition of people making unverified claims. It's similar to an "innocent until proven guilty" approach, except it's more like "guilty until proven innocent". Many people (indeed, everyone) have said things that are false or have later been proven to be false; assuming that all of these statements (unless disproven) are true is an unrealistic approach. If the person making the claims does not bother to back up what their say or cannot, and independent investigators cannot either, then even if it has not directly been disproven, it still has not been proven.

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    88. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You give science a bad name. I'm serious.

    89. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just contact TAPS [ www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com ] asking them to investigate the house.

    90. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how black and white your little world is. The fact is we don't know how you would measure a ghost, or that (if they exist) they can be measured. That's the only fact. Your derision at "believers" is easily turned:

      "While I personally agree with you, that line of reasoning will not convince predetermined scientists that the house is haunted.

      "Most won't spend any time investigating such because they already "know" the answer.

      "That's okay though. Because a thorough scientific investigation will not convince scientists. The slightest wobble in any of your readings will be read as an unknown variable that disqualifies results. Lack of wobble in the readings will be read as proof that ghosts do not exist anywhere in any form (a huge extrapolation). The argument that perhaps the ghost ran away when it saw a bunch of electronic equipment being pulled out will be dismissed as grasping at straws (though *if* ghosts exist as we picture them, they quite easily could walk out the back door; it's quite logical given the first condition [that ghosts do exist]). Furthermore: distinct, reproducible readings will not convince scientists either. Such results will get lost in a sea of random possible answers and mud slinging at the scientists conducting said experiment."

    91. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      AH, first of all I am a 'pop' skeptic (poison the well, ad hom), then I say Newton was a bad scientist (straw man).

      If you actually have a response to my post rather than a parade of logical fallacies, please let me know.

      If Newton were here now, with his mind and a 20th/21st century level of education, he would mostly likely be skeptical of claims of perpetual motion or zero gravity devices.

      This skepticism would make him a good scientist, as he was for his time.

    92. Re:Proton Pack by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you see something you can't understand or explain, science to the rescue -- that is, if you can come up with a testable hypothesis, which is damned hard in these cases.

      I've seen a "ghost" twice, both in very old houses. As Scrooge told Marley, "you could be a bit of undigested beef", but in the first case that was impossible. I was still married and the kids were babies, we were poor, living in a tiny house right next to a railroad track. Something woke my ex and I up at the same time, and a dim light seemed to come down the hall. Both of us saw a thin woman with dark hair wearing an antique dressing gown.

      We thought it was a burglar. She ran in to check on the kids, and I went down the hall after the woman -- who was gone, simply not there, and there was nowhere she could have hidden. There's no way two people are going to hallucinate the same thing at the same time; that's even more far fetched than the spirits of the dead walking the earth.

      The second time I was home alone sitting on the toilet, and a woman walked up to the bathroom door, startling the hell out of me. The odd thing was, I seemed to startle her as well -- then she vanished.

      The second could have been a trick of the light, digestion, etc, but the first was inexplicable. Maybe sometimes one can see into a paralell universe, or into a different time or something? maybe a wormhole opened up? There's really no way to tell.

    93. Re:Proton Pack by millennial · · Score: 1

      (happened to me)

      You forgot to add (I'm lying).

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    94. Re:Proton Pack by millennial · · Score: 1

      A scientist does not know what a ghost is, so it is impossible to say they exist or not. Only that they were not found.

      ... If you don't know what it is, you can't even say that.

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    95. Re:Proton Pack by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Even a proton pack prop, as suggested above, is as good an idea as you can get for a test for "ghosts." This because no qualia are actually specified by use of the word "ghost." This leaves you with no idea what you are looking for when you happily ignore the fact that there's actually something causing the air to vibrate which should be the real focus of inquiry. Choosing night vision goggles like all those idiotic shows on television is no better a choice than a seismograph, scales, or Geiger counter. They all share equally unreasonable expectations of detecting whatever it is your think a "ghost" might be.

      If you are looking for ghosts - or any other supernatural phenomenom - then the obvious procedure is to first figure out what you expect to observe at the place of the experiment based on natural laws, then look for any deviations from it. In other words, use the same procedure you would use to test the laws of physics any other time.

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    96. Re:Proton Pack by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      If you do, make sure to check the traps often! I learned that lesson the hard way. There really was a tooth fairy... poor fairy... dehydration is such an awful way to go!

    97. Re:Proton Pack by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Not true at all.. there were galena crystals. Some people even were working on adding additional catwhiskers and obtaining amplification early on but then tubes came around and seemed like the better option for a while.

    98. Re:Proton Pack by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Says the confused. Fuck dude, where is the confusion? I'm not confusing anything. It appears that you are the one who is confused based on your own incorrect assumptions.

      Fuck you're a lazy one. For one, you don't actually go out and observe transistors in nature and then try to explain how they work. The process of understanding how momentum works is a very different process from utilizing already-known science to build a device you imagined would be useful. State these alleged "incorrect assumptions" if you can find them.

      (blah blah blah)....you twit... I did not, and it's pretty clear in my writing... "Further research in the area, after this much overwhelming evidence, is useless". He simply doesn't know if it would or would not be useless until after the research was done.

      Hate to break it to you but your writing sucks, kiddo. It's been a long time since your third grade teacher told you otherwise and that hasn't been the case for a long time. Here's a tip: when you feel the need to call someone names, you don't have a decent argument. The whole point of my argument which you cannot seem to grasp is that the hypothesis isn't "there are no ghosts," but rather "tool [xyz] can detect ghosts". More detail explaining what shouldn't need it following more of your nonsense.

      First of all, I'm not sure where you got real scientists from. The OP who wrote the story submission didn't say he was a real scientists verses a fake one. Hell he didn't even say if he was or wasn't one.

      That doesn't matter. The point is he's not thinking like a scientist despite using the lingo. Whether he actually is is of no consequence. Bad science is bad, regardless of who is doing it.

      He said he wanted to run a proper scientific investigation and so far, most of the answers are, "give up, I don't believe in it, can't back that up with any evidence that they don't exists, but I know they don't, so don't even try to find out on your own".

      More strawmen. Like myself, these other people explained why the most scientific course of action is not to waste his/her time pursuing this research.

      Second, the vast majority of what we know about the world around us is directly linked to mans curiosity and desire to investigate what it doesn't know or completely understand. So this entire give up before you start because it's what I believe in bullshit is for the birds.

      Third, you are completely wrong- mistaken the facts on your assumption "never before been ghosts and therefore make for a really stupid hypothesis to test". You simply do not know this because not all ghost stories have been investigated and there really is no way to do it accurately

      Again, my post is not about disproving ghosts. It's about the uselessness of looking for them.

      ...when they supposedly don't even follow laws of nature like Physics. I mean hell, outside of seeing one that couldn't be explained away, how could you legitimately check them? You couldn't weight it because they float, you couldn't lock it in a box because they move through solids, you can't kill it without invoking some other supernatural incantation or something.

      This has been answered, and only provides further reason against bothering with scientific endeavor.

      This because no qualia are actually specified by use of the word "ghost."

      And there likely will never be any with attitude like yours. Don't look into any of it because there is no information pointing to it being real so I "believe it's not real".

      Look up the term "qualia"- it might actually help you understand the rest of my point. We can all see past your hostility and detect your embarrassment.

      This leaves you with no idea what you are looking for wh

    99. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know who don't generally consider themselves to be "skeptics"? Physicists.

      Right, because physicists (starting, of course, with Isaac Newton) have a grand tradition of being non-nerds, having impossibly hot girlfriends, and getting laid all of the time.

    100. Re:Proton Pack by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

      I always felt that many of the same problems confront ghosts as confront fictional time-travel plots: basically, the earth moving. For time travel, it's just the whole arriving-in-the-same-place thing (maybe there've been thousands of time travelers, but they keep ending up in interstellar space, thanks to the surface-planet-sun-galaxy-universe moving). For ghosts, it's similar - why would they "haunt" a place? If they're not matter, then gravity isn't involved - if they can't be picked up electromagnetically, then the earth's EM field isn't involved. And yet they either constitute visible light, and-or effects on air (sounds), or we wouldn't know about them. And if they're something else, that only animals can 'sense', well then what the hell? We have to hypothesize an entirely new force field, just for one class of phenomena, that no rational person believes exists, that is wholly dependent on vertebrate brains? And why should we even bother, since they're always supposedly wearing clothes? I could get on board with some good quark-gluon based ESP crap, but the clothes thing is just too much... Seriously, gravitrons-as-consciousness + manufactured textiles and metallurgy? I mean, there have been some crazy scientific revolutions, but... well... what material are their belt-buckles transmuted into that keeps their pants from falling down?

    101. Re:Proton Pack by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Not true at all.. there were galena crystals. Some people even were working on adding additional catwhiskers and obtaining amplification early on but then tubes came around and seemed like the better option for a while.

    102. Re:Proton Pack by bruhinb · · Score: 1

      This.

      Presuming, just for the sake of argument, that there really are ghosts, the very first thing we need to detect them is some kind of serious hypothesis about exactly what ghosts are, where they are, and how they behave. I don't think anybody is even close to being able to produce experimentally testable answers to any of these questions. If ghosts exist, somebody will probably eventually produce such hypotheses. If they don't exist, we can spin our wheels forever testing nonsense.

    103. Re:Proton Pack by markhb · · Score: 2

      Part of the issue in "scientifically investigating" ghosts is the nature of the question itself. If we assume that a "ghost" is something that conforms to the popular definition of the word, i.e. the disembodied consciousness of a particular human who is by conventional understanding "dead," and if we further assume that the ability or propensity of a ghost to make any observable change in the environment of the living is constrained by both external (e.g., availability of energy in some form) and internal (the desires of the ghostly consciousness) factors, then trying to make a scientific prediction about a ghost amounts to trying to predict the actions of an unknown individual human when you have little or no contextual information about that person to apply to the question. It's like if I told you I was going to go out on a busy sidewalk in an unnamed world city and ask some person to name a book, and asked you to predict what they would say.

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    104. Re:Proton Pack by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      we're in the matrix, the matrix hosts some people in various histories, some in ancient times, some in modern times, based on a deep understanding of the human condition. The ghosts are merely people from other areas of the matrix shifting positions in time/space based on random errors in calculations. A small bit shift here or there, and you wind up in the same house, different generation, staring at mcgrew taking a dump. It's as likely as "ghosts are manifestations of long lost personalities" I guess.

    105. Re:Proton Pack by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      The only contradiction here is between you and the English language. Disbelieve means to not believe. It does not imply certainty of a claim's falsehood.

    106. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that Leprechaun traps are the most profitable!!!!

    107. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or make them feel good about their investment and say you did find ghosts. You've already blown your reputation by taking their money and looking in the first place.

    108. Re:Proton Pack by Ledgem · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up if I had points. You're absolutely correct. You may not be able to disprove that all ghosts exist, but you can examine claims. If people hear noises, record it to verify that they exist, and then look for possible causes. If people see eerie glows, record it (even if only by using a light meter - not even a camera). Temperature shifts - verify with a thermometer. And so on...

      I see some parallels between this "ghost verification" and my biology research. We're working with things that we can't touch or see with the naked eye. You examine key, detectable parameters, and make your conclusions from that. We already have defined parameters for many cell types - the parameters for ghosts are those that cause people to believe that the ghost exists. Some people have written fears that this experiment would be used as proof that ghosts exist, no matter the outcome, and have recommended against even trying - the same thing happens in the field of science. I have yet to hear someone request that an experiment not be performed for that reason (although I wouldn't be surprised if someone else has encountered that).

    109. Re:Proton Pack by Sky+Cry · · Score: 2

      Indeed, there's no point in playing into their delusions. So if you want to take a scientific approach, while minimizing your time and money spent on their delusions, here's what you can do:

      • Create a list of symptoms that people think are caused by ghosts.
      • Describe the equipment these people can buy to record these symptoms. (Camera if they "saw something", microphone if they "heard something", etc.)
      • Explain them how to properly install and use the equipment they bought.
      • Wait till they come to you with some recordings.
      • Explain everything you can using known science.
      • For anything can't explain, contact a person with more experience with disproving such claims.
      • Repeat until they have no more evidence to present you.

      If you are at a point where you have some evidence of a still unexplained phenomena, then you have:

      • A recording that a lot of scientists and journalists would love to see = a lot of money and fame
      • The house where that recording was made = even more money
      • You get to laugh at all the people who told you to do jack = priceless
    110. Re:Proton Pack by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Apologies I'm distorting your point but I don't understand your meaning on expectation. Are we talking about finding in the alleged "haunted house" some kind of space where the known laws of nature don't apply?

      Is the intention that they should be dropping something and making sure it's acquiring 9.81 m/s^2? Then shining a laser beam and measuring c? Then calculating the speed of sound? Then testing if water freezes at 0c and boils at 100c (and do we stop at H2O or test all elements and compounds)? Then making sure elasticity and friction work? Do we need to thoroughly test electromagnetism, pressure, Newton's third law, buoyancy, and nuclear reaction? My point is why would one think any of these would yield a surprising result in a "haunted house", and what would be sufficient to determine "deviation"- .001%, 3%, 50% ? I would sooner expect a minor deviation be more likely caused by experimental inaccuracy, where your average ghost hunter would point to it as further proof of the "supernatural."

      We can't simply run around testing for "everything" - that's not science. That's what physicians do when there's something obviously and dangerously wrong but they can't figure out what. It's a last resort, not the modus operendi of physicists.

      Further, all these assumptions that "ghosts" or anything for that matter is "supernatural" is unwarranted. There is no proof of anything supernatural but only speculation, myth and superstition.

    111. Re:Proton Pack by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing. These are the kinds of stories that leave me scratching my head. I don't know you personally, you could be making it up, who can tell over the internet, but I've talked to a lot of people who have one or two stories like this. It's possible that every single one of them is either deluded or lying, but after a point it seems unrealistic that every single one of them is made up. But on the other hand I've never had anything remotely like any of those stories happen to me, and when there's doubt there's nothing like one's own experiences to put things to the test.

    112. Re:Proton Pack by revlayle · · Score: 1

      My opinion, is not try to convince them, you'll go mad if you do... no matter how much evidence you supply to the contrary, they will have their own "reasons" why the evidence is contrary... and those reasons WILL BE SUPERNATURAL.

    113. Re:Proton Pack by Venzor · · Score: 1

      Nothing he could produce would satisfy his septics

      Huh... my septics never voiced any dissatisfaction with what I produce.

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    114. Re:Proton Pack by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I say there's a quarter on Venus. Unless you search every square inch of Venus, you can't say that it's impossible, just based on your knowledge it seems highly unlikely.

      And even if you do search them, you still can't say for sure it's not there, since a quarter is less than an inch across so it could happen to lay between your sampling points. And of course it could be standing on its edge, or be buried - in fact it would have to be buried to remain on Venus for long, considering the conditions there.

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    115. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I would say the majority of commonly accepted scientific THEORIES can be proven beyond reasonable doubt. Hypotheses are a different thing.

      By this I don't mean things like string theory, as in fact there are a number of string hypotheses and others which compete against them. None of them rack up the evidence behind theories like plate tectonics, gravity or indeed evolution.

      Those kind of theories can be both asked for proof and give it, PRECISELY because of how science works.

      So either we are getting bogged down by your use of 'theory' being well outside the use of the word when applied to the above examples, or you don't know how science works.

      I presume on the semantics rather than your ignorance but would not be willing to live on the difference.

    116. Re:Proton Pack by ReneLazo · · Score: 1

      Even though I have never experienced any ghost activity myself, I would not say they don’t exist. Having studied science in depth I can only give you my opinion. A skeptic can only be silenced by ‘you have to see it to believe it’ method if you will. Having said that, unless you can find a spot in the house, where there is enough kinetic energy we have never seen before to move something, you’re out of luck. In my opinion these types of occurrences happen in regions of magnetic fields over the earth surface. Houses can be consequently over these hot spots, but these magnetic fields will not move physical objects by any means. But will tamper with the electrical pulses that drive our brains, making us think we saw or felt something. The room got cold or something touched me or I heard something and the list goes on. What I think you need to do is find one of this spots with an instrument of your choice, and spend some time there maybe even sleep in the spot and see if you the 'skeptic' experience what we call a ghosts experience.

    117. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      Are we talking the same language? Transistors (first ones made by TI I think) did not exist until they existed. Their function may have been foreshadowed by the application of Galena crystals in primitive radios, but they still did not exist even if their eventual existence could be foreseen at some point due to previous technology.

      I can forsee that the Lesser Black-backed gull and the Herring gull might continue to diverge until they are distinct species (call the the X gull and Y gull) that cannot interbreed (as they do now being parts of a ring species). But X gulls do not exist, nor do Y gulls.

      Thus the initial dumb example of comparing ghosties to transistors remains a big fat dumb example.

    118. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like trying to argue an Athiest into being Agnostic. Good luck with that.

    119. Re:Proton Pack by Locke2005 · · Score: 2

      Except the part about getting coal in your stocking if you have been bad may be a myth. My daughter conducted a survey of the kids at her school and could not find a single reported incident of any child receiving coal, no matter how poorly behaved they were. Of course, it's hard to prove a negative.

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    120. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      But we are not talking about scientific predictions about ghosts in the way you compare it. I am not asking for a prediction about what book this random person in a random town is going to mention, or indeed what the Ghost prize in literature is.

      I am asking proof that this person exists, or that those ghosts on the judging panel exist. And one could Prove that person exists.

      Not so those or any other ghosts.

      And I think it should be obvious what sort of ghosts we are talking about; those that people claim they see that reasonably can be assumed to be entities observable using a proven human sense and thus quite provable.

      Moving the definition of ghost to something where one has first to confirm the possibility of observation and the desire to be observed is special pleading.

      People say they see ghosts. They can't prove it. Simple, not my problem, if they want to make me accept that ghosts exist then get on with it and provide evidence; as with god, all of human existence has passed without much progress in that area

    121. Re:Proton Pack by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      An engineer, and physicist, and a mathmatician are traveling on a train in Scotland. They see a black cow out the window. The Engineer says, "Oh look, a black cow in that field yonder! All cows in Scotland are black." The Physicist says, "Some cows in Scotland are black." The Mathematician says, "In Scotland there exists at least one field, containing at least one cow, at least one side of which is black."

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    122. Re:Proton Pack by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      You really shouldn't anthropomorphize Science like that. It *hates* when you do that.

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    123. Re:Proton Pack by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Apologies I'm distorting your point but I don't understand your meaning on expectation. Are we talking about finding in the alleged "haunted house" some kind of space where the known laws of nature don't apply?

      Yes, that's exactly correct. Try to figure out beforehand what the conditions inside the house should be - temperature, sounds, smells, etc. - and then look for any deviations from these.

      Is the intention that they should be dropping something and making sure it's acquiring 9.81 m/s^2? Then shining a laser beam and measuring c? Then calculating the speed of sound? Then testing if water freezes at 0c and boils at 100c (and do we stop at H2O or test all elements and compounds)?

      I was thinking more like "search for cold spots/rooms, weird sounds and shadows on the wall and then figure out what's causing them". In other words, search through the house systematically, mark down each and every piece of evidence for it being haunted, then look for natural explanations.

      I would sooner expect a minor deviation be more likely caused by experimental inaccuracy, where your average ghost hunter would point to it as further proof of the "supernatural."

      Probably, but that's where repeatability comes in.

      We can't simply run around testing for "everything" - that's not science. That's what physicians do when there's something obviously and dangerously wrong but they can't figure out what. It's a last resort, not the modus operendi of physicists.

      Actually, that's exactly the modus operandi of science: make a hypothesis, make predictions based on that hypothesis, run tests against those predictions.

      You do know that people are still testing the Theory of Relativity, right? And for the existence of ether? And even the famous "feather and steel ball hit the ground at the same time in vacuum" thing?

      Further, all these assumptions that "ghosts" or anything for that matter is "supernatural" is unwarranted. There is no proof of anything supernatural but only speculation, myth and superstition.

      The subject here is about how to run a ghost hunt, not whether it's reasonable to do that. People have weird hobbies.

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    124. Re:Proton Pack by Deefburger · · Score: 1

      All jokes aside, You are right. There are several forms of energy transfer or conversion and one of them would have to be employed by any form of entity to communicate a presence in our reality. This is not to say that there is an entity, it's just that if there is, it must use conventional means to communicate to your conventional body and mind some conventional information, it's presence. So, My advise is to test every form of energy transfer you can dream up, and establish real baseline readings so your measurements have a control. Try to read only what is there, not what you expect to be there. The more you focus upon a specific phenomenon, the more likely your measurement will be a filter for just that one phenomenon. Visit people who have had experiences and see what energies were percieved. Sound? Light? Heat? Touch? Pressure? Electric? Magnetic? etc. Have fun, but be exact. Don't try to convince anyone, just try to get a good data set!

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    125. Re:Proton Pack by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Scientific theories are never proven. They make predictions and those predictions are tested. They can be disproven, but never proven. A theory that is not disproven may still be superseded by one that makes additional predictions, or makes the same predictions but with a simpler model.

      No scientific theory is ever proven, however. A theory may be accepted, in that no serious attempts are being made to disprove it because all of them have failed, but it may be reevaluated or discarded in the presence of new evidence. See Newtonian mechanics for example.

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    126. Re:Proton Pack by nabsltd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Part of the scientific method is to give up after a while.

      Where, exactly, in "observations, hypotheses, predictions, and experiments" does it say "give up"? Until a phenomena is explained, you aren't following the method if you give up.

      There has not once, ever, been a scientifically valid positive result from a single test for ghosts. Further research in the area, after this much overwhelming evidence, is useless.

      See, this is where you don't understand "scientific method". The hypothesis in this case comes from the poster's family:

      There is supernatural phenomena ocurring in that house.

      This was based on observations. What the poster wants to do now is predict and experiment. The iteration of these processes is called "the scientific method".

      There may or may not be anything supernatural happening in the house, but without following the steps, no one will ever know exactly what is happening in the house (if anything). In particular, if the observers are not delusional, then something is happening in the house. Whether it is supernatural or not can only be determined by (drumroll, please)...the scientific method.

    127. Re:Proton Pack by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      A scientist who says they found no ghosts doesn't say ghosts do not exist....How about you help science try to figure out what to look for, what to measure?

      Speaking for myself, not for AC:

      1. What to look for and how to look for it is a hard problem. As I see it, the nature of the phenomena is not at all easy to understand, and its not easy to corner and control for a scientific demonstration.
      2. Why bother? Why do people want to know? Thrill seeking? Power lust? (All advances in knowledge bring new avenues for abuse.) The paranormal crap on TV makes me want to puke. Why should I try to feed that? And why should I beat my head against the wall trying to convince people who are already fairly content with the way they see the world? There are many good scientists, but the ideal scientist doesn't exist. Everyone is constrained by grant considerations, and what benefits their own careers.

    128. Re:Proton Pack by shambalagoon · · Score: 1

      There's nothing scientific about the a priori belief that everything spiritual is not real. It's a deep bias in science that comes from its origins. In its early days, in order to exist beside the church, it had to define itself as separate from the church, and focus on the physical world. To the church, the spiritual. To science, the physical. It carved out its place and while very few know the origin of this built-in belief, it's still almost universally accepted.

      Ghosts are real. They have been measured. Sounds, voices, pictures, conversations back and forth with the living. To automatically ascribe these things to alternate sources shows the bias at work, the built-in unshakable belief that they do NOT exist. Someone truly neutral would see the evidence and if he was unable to find a different way to explain it, would settle on the idea that they are real.

      The best tool for detecting ghosts is the human body, which can feel their energy. But that's not easily measured. Direct methods include EVP, photography, video (infrared, heat, wide-spectrum), and the "spirit box". Indirect methods include measuring EM spikes, measuring the room's temperature fluctuations, though these don't say much on their own. I've thought the visual equivalent of EVP could probably catch something - have a TV with static lighting the room, and a camera filming the room, and maybe the static as well. The Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures seems to be the real thing. You can see much of this at work there.

      You will have trouble proving that your specific house ISNT haunted. Ghosts are not ever-present, and don't come on command. Interacting with the physical world by taking form or producing voices takes a lot of energy, and it often takes very specific conditions for this to happen. Ghosts can drain batteries and use ambient energy sources (light, sound, electrical power) to manifest, so providing this could help a manifestation happen.

    129. Re:Proton Pack by babblefrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be more accurate, you both *remember* seeing the same thing at the same time.

    130. Re:Proton Pack by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The hardest part of explaining it is from the fact that they're so rare. I lived in the one house for two years before seeing that apparition, and two years after, but that's the one and only time it occurred.

      I'd lived in the second house a couple of years as well.

      And like you said, most people haven't experienced it ever, I've only experienced it twice in 58 years. Had I been alone with the first one, I'd have chalked it up to being a dream. I still think the second was a trick of the mind, since most of your seeing is done in the brain and not the eye, but I just don't know.

    131. Re:Proton Pack by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If Newton were here now, with his mind and a 20th/21st century level of education, he would mostly likely be skeptical of claims of perpetual motion or zero gravity devices.

      But I bet he'd still be an alchemist, and every bit a great scientist.

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    132. Re:Proton Pack by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Both "remember" and "remembered". It was like "Did you see that? Is there somebody in the house?"

      We can only see the past, never the present (limititation of the speed of light and all).

    133. Re:Proton Pack by petsounds · · Score: 1

      Evidence yes. But what he kurzweilfreak was on about is repeatable evidence. You might get a lot of random shit happen, but it's a bit harder to get the same thing to happen more than once. And that's the problem with trying to investigate these phenomenon scientifically.

    134. Re:Proton Pack by petsounds · · Score: 1

      Huh. You can choose to say that my anecdote is unverifiable, but to claim that I'm lying? Fuck off son. I have no reason to lie. Apologies for not having a video camera rolling when it happened.

    135. Re:Proton Pack by millennial · · Score: 1

      Nope. I'll go ahead and say you're lying, because that's more likely than that you weren't.

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    136. Re:Proton Pack by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      And you missed mine. Ghosts exist, or do not exist. They do not have the potential to exist once previous inventions and further innovation allows someone to make one (as was the case with transistors).

      They are there, or not, all evidence points to not as there IS no evidence.

      What makes you say that? Seriously, we are talking about entities that supposedly operate outside the realm of physics and nature as we understand it. Why are you so certain that absolutely nothing could do this?

      Sorry, you are wrong. If bears are in a wood, they shit in the wood, and you can find it provided you conduct a thorough search. You can even go around a forest and collect all the shit you find, and infer from this the wildlife resident in those woods.

      I'm sorry, but I think you failed to pay attention to a few key words. I didn't say it was impossible to find bear shit in the woods, I said it was "near impossible" to find it "when you don't know what to look". If I sent you into the woods to find some specled feathered woodpecker shit and you didn't have any information about it's habitat, what it ate, what it's feces looks like, you probably could never find it. Sure, you could just grab all the shit you could find and test it until you found DNA evidence of it comming from what you were looking for, but how would you know the DNA evidence pointed to the right thing when you don't have any to go off of? Besides, wouldn't it get prohibitively expensive doing it that way?

      Everything that has been proven to exist 'obeys the laws of physics'. Sometime we see things obeying the law of physics due to something we can't see and can infer that somethings existence. Ghosts so not fall into either category. I suppose you think believing in god is silly? Or is that another fantasy you subscribe to?

      lol.. So you failed at reading what was in front of you, then jumped to calling the belief in a god a fantasy. In case you do not know what that noise is, it's all the whooshing going buy you. Eventually, you will have to start ducking from all the air traffic from points flying over your head. don't worry about who believe in God or not. It doesn't pertain to this at all.

      You might suppose that personal experience validates something. Scientifically it doesn't. Your standards of evidence suck.

      Lol.. Really. So when you got stopped at a red light on the way home from work today, I should not believe one word you say about it because there is not scientific evidence of that light being red or you stopping at it. I can default to calling you a delusional fantasist because there is no compelling scientific evidence about it at all- just your word or personal experience. And when you try to convince me you're telling the truth, I can say your standards for evidence sucks.

      Do you even think about what you write before doing it?

    137. Re:Proton Pack by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      All I know is that their are forces out there that are conscious and have specific abilities. On three occassions now (i am mid 40's) I have seen stuff that can not be explained and the only response a sceptic could possibly make is to either say bullshit or humorously suggest I increase my dose of medication.

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    138. Re:Proton Pack by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Fuck you're a lazy one. For one, you don't actually go out and observe transistors in nature and then try to explain how they work. The process of understanding how momentum works is a very different process from utilizing already-known science to build a device you imagined would be useful. State these alleged "incorrect assumptions" if you can find them.

      Dude, stop acting like the knowledge you have after the fact was known before the fact. You just making yourself look silly.

      Hate to break it to you but your writing sucks, kiddo. It's been a long time since your third grade teacher told you otherwise and that hasn't been the case for a long time. Here's a tip: when you feel the need to call someone names, you don't have a decent argument. The whole point of my argument which you cannot seem to grasp is that the hypothesis isn't "there are no ghosts," but rather "tool [xyz] can detect ghosts". More detail explaining what shouldn't need it following more of your nonsense.

      Perhaps it's more of your reading and reading comprehension skills sucks. And the entire point of my argument is that you don't know "tool [xyz] can detect ghosts" or not, you only know the ones people have attempted to use and reported on the results have not been able to find anything. That doesn't mean that none of them will ever work or that none has every detected anything supernatural. It means if it did we don't know about it.

      I guess my point that keeps getting sidetracked is that the lack of evidence does not mean it's false. It only means it's not true yet. I replied to people stating it's false under some fallacious presumption that science has to prove it before it's true. That's simple now how it works and if it did, we wouldn't know half the shit we think we know.

      That doesn't matter. The point is he's not thinking like a scientist despite using the lingo. Whether he actually is is of no consequence. Bad science is bad, regardless of who is doing it.

      Lol.. HOw's he not thinking like a real scientists? I mean seriously, think about that. Worse case scenario, he will walk away knowing that either what he brought wasn't the right tools and he couldn't find any ghosts, Nothing happened to which they attribute to ghosts, or those things that happened which were attributed to ghosts, the tools found other explanations which are not supernatural.

      But I seriously do not understand this new science movement. Since when are experiments only valid if they pertain to something well known in science? Since when is looking at something you know absolutely nothing about, just to see if there is an hint of evidence behind it that could be tested taboo in science? I mean seriously,what happened to the pioneering spirit in science? Don't tell me you all gave up and let it get outsources to Asia?

      Again, my post is not about disproving ghosts. It's about the uselessness of looking for them.

      And my post is about you not knowing the usefulness of looking until after looking. Ask yourself What if and fill in the rest for fucks sake. You simply do no know.

      This has been answered, and only provides further reason against bothering with scientific endeavor.

      Wow, so quantum mechanics is useless? I mean seriously, there are forces within quantum mechanics that totally defy conventional wisdom. Perhaps we should can all the quantum mechanics projects, sack the scientists involved because they aren't scientific, and put the money into something more useful like testing the theory that water it wet?

      Look up the term "qualia"- it might actually help you understand the rest of my point. We can all see past your hostility and detect your embarrassment.

      Lol.. Stop pretending you are smarter then other people. the point I made wa

    139. Re:Proton Pack by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's more of your reading and reading comprehension skills sucks. And the entire point of my argument is that you don't know "tool [xyz] can detect ghosts" or not, you only know the ones people have attempted to use and reported on the results have not been able to find anything. That doesn't mean that none of them will ever work or that none has every detected anything supernatural. It means if it did we don't know about it.

      I take it back. You don't even possess the writing skills of a third grader and they deserve my apology for being so unfairly compared. This passage was exceptionally idiotic: grammatically, logically, lexically, maturely- just name the error category and you've provided an appropriate pedagogical "wrong way" example for text books.

      Thanks for proving my point about how convoluted and incomprehensible your posts have been. Your chosen handle describes you perfectly.

    140. Re:Proton Pack by ghmh · · Score: 1
    141. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      Scientific theories are tentative; they can be revised if something that fits reality better comes along or new evidence that contradicts a theory comes along.

      But the lack of ABSOLUTE proof and closure that is a necessary part of the scientific method does not mean that the theories we use to launch a satellite are not proven beyond reasonable doubt.

      But I think we are mostly in agreement, outside of semantic nicety.

    142. Re:Proton Pack by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      "What makes you say that? Seriously, we are talking about entities that supposedly operate outside the realm of physics and nature as we understand it. Why are you so certain that absolutely nothing could do this?"

      If they can be perceived by humans (which some humans claim), they, by definition, operate to some extent within 'the realm of physics and nature as we' perceive it.

      "I'm sorry, but I think you failed to pay attention to a few key words. I didn't say it was impossible to find bear shit in the woods, I said it was "near impossible" to find it "when you don't know what to look"."

      If you'd read all my response you'd see I paid specific attention to key words.

      "If I sent you into the woods to find some specled feathered woodpecker shit and you didn't have any information about it's habitat, what it ate, what it's feces looks like, you probably could never find it. Sure, you could just grab all the shit you could find and test it until you found DNA evidence of it comming from what you were looking for, but how would you know the DNA evidence pointed to the right thing when you don't have any to go off of? Besides, wouldn't it get prohibitively expensive doing it that way?"

      Two things; if you know of x species in a certain area and find x+1 types of shit you can tell roughly what it is through DNA analysis. No trace of shit with hominid DNA (other than H. sapiens) in North American woods, or any other xenomorph come to that. In you woody woodpecker example you would find unidentified shit of something with DNA similar to other woodpeckers, but not the same, and infer the existence of a unidentified woodpecker.

      Second: the complaint about cost is an excuse, you are making it someone else's problem. Want to prove it; go on then, do proper science and get the funding. Like scientists do.

      "lol.. So you failed at reading what was in front of you, then jumped to calling the belief in a god a fantasy. In case you do not know what that noise is, it's all the whooshing going buy you. Eventually, you will have to start ducking from all the air traffic from points flying over your head. don't worry about who believe in God or not. It doesn't pertain to this at all"

      You had a point? Other than at the top of your head? And yes, if someone has a propensity to believe in something which has no decent supporting evidence (like god), the fact they rave on to support other things that have no decent supporting evidence is not surprising.

      "Lol.. Really. So when you got stopped at a red light on the way home from work today, I should not believe one word you say about it because there is not scientific evidence of that light being red or you stopping at it. I can default to calling you a delusional fantasist because there is no compelling scientific evidence about it at all- just your word or personal experience. And when you try to convince me you're telling the truth, I can say your standards for evidence sucks."

      But me being stopped by a red light COULD be proved, and even without a CCTV camera in the area, the claim is not extraordinary. There ARE traffic lights. They DO go red. You could observe me on that route and determine the likelihood I would be stopped by THAT red light on any given day.

      Ghosts, god and sasquach are EXTRAORDINARY claims. There is no proof there ARE such things (if I claimed I was stopped by one of them on the way home, the claim is of a different order than a red light). And you could NEVER see such an event, no matter how often you observed me on that route.

      But you don't get it and I don't know if you will.

    143. Re:Proton Pack by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      The hypothesis in this case comes from the poster's family

      Who strayed from the scientific method when they neglected to apply Ockham's Razor.

      Science isn't in the business of determining whether folk beliefs are true. Science is in the business of explaining funny stuff people notice. Here's how science actually operates:

      1. Say "That's odd...."
      2. Say "And it doesn't seem to be just a random occurrence..."
      3. Say "So I wonder what's causing it?"
      4. Generate a bunch of hypotheses.
      5. Apply Ockham's Razor to see which hypotheses are worth following up on.
      6. Figure out what the hypotheses you do follow up on predict w.r.t. stuff you haven't checked.
      7. Go look at that stuff and see if you can rule out some or all the hypotheses.
      8. Repeat until you die or lose interest.

      So the scientific approach wouldn't be to post to Slashdot asking what instruments are useful for detecting ghosts; the scientific approach would be to ask the relatives what phenomena gave them the "That's odd..." sentiment, and follow up from there.

      Why should a scientist go looking for ghosts? Are ghosts the best available hypothetical explanation for some body of observations? Does someone have a ghost hypothesis that makes predictions? Is there an actual reason "ghost hunters" look for temperature changes? Are there simpler explanations for the stuff people find when they profess to be looking for ghosts?

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    144. Re:Proton Pack by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      This is true, so forgive me if I have a problem with people presenting their beliefs (or disbeliefs) as scientific certainties. Especially when their grounds for doing so is that "they started it".

    145. Re:Proton Pack by nobodie · · Score: 1

      There is a professor at my old uni (The University of Virginia, not a dodgy kind of place at all) who has spent over 30 years studying reincarnation. He has used as many scientific metrics as he can apply, he maintained skepticism, he claims, only until the last 15 years or so when the evidence he had collected became overwhelming.

      This is not to say that he can explain the mechanism, or that he is trying to. What he has done is to collect the statements, often recorded, of children who can remember specific people, places and things from previous lives. On investigation he has been able to find those things and to prove that those children and their "new family" have no connection in time, place or manner with the previous experience that the child reports.

      He has studied cases from all cultures, socio-economic groups etc, etc, etc. to try to find some other causal link that could even shed light (not explain the congruence, just to give a direction for research to refute the evidence) and has failed. for these reasons, against his best judgment and personal opinion he says that there seems to be some grounds to believe in reincarnation.

      SO, to simply refuse to accept anything, because "science" doesn't prove it is no longer a rational approach. While I will state unequivocally that "Science just works, bitches" I also say that with the understanding that a simplistic understanding of "science" is about as stupid as a simplistic approach to anything. This universe is not simple, that's why we need science. The failure of religion is in its lovely simplicity, the universe just doesn't support that simplistic view.

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    146. Re:Proton Pack by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol..

      Your argument has gone from, "I'm right and your wrong because the is how I believe" to "you can't be right because I think you are stupid.". The funny thing is, you act like you are winning the battle of intelligence here.

      Tell me, I'm not from your country, is that a valid debating tactic? I mean in the political debates, does the guy witha sound plan get trump by someone saying "the sky is green and you're stupid"? I can only imagine the idiocy that you think it normal.

    147. Re:Proton Pack by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Why should a scientist go looking for ghosts?

      Because it might turn out that "ghosts" are merely the observable actions of the Higgs boson.

      In other words, it doesn't matter what the "ghost" really is...if you use the scientific method, you'll find out what is causing the observed phenomena, and maybe it will be important.

    148. Re:Proton Pack by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 1

      That is the whole point of science. You take a guess and then see if you're wrong. Without that initial guess, you're not doing science.

    149. Re:Proton Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Can you be so sure? Because I happened to live in a house that was undeniably haunted a number of years ago. No i didn't see any ghosts, but I was thrown across the room by some force, along with regular occurrences of objects being thrown across the room, and many other very unexplainable things happened.

      I didn't believe in ghosts before that, I'm not even religious, so I don't buy into the spirit thing either, but after being thrown across the room and seeing some of the things I did, it changes your mind real fast. What it was, I don't know, but such things do occur.

    150. Re:Proton Pack by pacinpm · · Score: 1

      It's not that hard. You start with definition of hounted house. Surely if they think house is haunted they heard or seen or felt something. So let them define where and what it was and then try to measure and explain it.

    151. Re:Proton Pack by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1

      You are a moron.

  2. Ghost hunting tools: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dowsing rod.

    1. Re:Ghost hunting tools: by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Check for the presence of Dihydrogen Monoxide on the person who saw or felt the presence of the ghost.

      I have done extensive tests. Every person who has been exposed to a real ghost has traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide on their eyes.

    2. Re:Ghost hunting tools: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check for the presence of Dihydrogen Monoxide on the person who saw or felt the presence of the ghost.

      I have done extensive tests. Every person who has been exposed to a real ghost has traces of Dihydrogen Monoxide on their eyes.

      I've heard a similar claim; that those who claim to have been possessed show a measurable amount of it on their breath, shortly after the reported possession.

    3. Re:Ghost hunting tools: by Stele · · Score: 1

      Hey be careful with that stuff! I heard that my friend's cousin was exposed to that (immersed in it for a lengthy period of time or something) and died!
      That shit is dangerous!

    4. Re:Ghost hunting tools: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

  3. A good dose of: by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Gullibility,

    Not sure who sells that online....

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    1. Re:A good dose of: by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 5, Informative

      Try here and here.

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    2. Re:A good dose of: by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gullibility,
      Not sure who sells that online....


      I believe that would be The Drudge Report...

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    3. Re:A good dose of: by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Gullibility,

      Not sure who sells that online....

      Look up the Amityville Horror some time. Load of con artists out to make a buck.

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    4. Re:A good dose of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:A good dose of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does anyone else find it humorous, and somewhat telling, that the GOP uses the commercial TLD?

    6. Re:A good dose of: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the formulation of your request, you have already made several unjustified assumptions.

      You propose to compare purportedly-haunted places with presumably-unhaunted places. But how do you prove that a place is _not_ haunted?

      Your proposed research seems based on the assumption that haunting, if it exists, is associated with places (rather than with people, or times, or objects, or congressional legislation, or supreme court rulings). Association with _places_ seems derived from folk idiom, or maybe Hollywood movies.

      Given that you cannot justify what you are looking for, why bother? The fact that no one could identify (and justify) a specific sphere sphere if inquiry gives credence to the earlier comments of others that the responsibility of proof falls on the proponents of the haunting thesis, not the opponents.

    7. Re:A good dose of: by Walzmyn · · Score: 2

      so does my church and the local rotary - most folk people think it means "computer" not "commercial"

      Alternative response: The Democrats don't because selling their BS would be against their socialist beliefs.

    8. Re:A good dose of: by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's the best reply fail I've seen in a while. That or you're just a colossal moron.

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    9. Re:A good dose of: by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      The GOP also uses the org TLD and the Democrats also use the com TLD. Check GOP and democrats .

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    10. Re:A good dose of: by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yea, I would imagine they would have had to purchase all of the ones they could with the same spelling in order to avoid misinformation sites and the such.

    11. Re:A good dose of: by tautog · · Score: 1, Insightful

      so does my church

      Not so ironic when you think about it...

    12. Re:A good dose of: by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, imagine if misinformation got mixed with politics!

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    13. Re:A good dose of: by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. Yea, I guess that was an oxymoron of sorts.

    14. Re:A good dose of: by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      You could probably get a gullibility meter but I think you'd need to have some time and money invested for the scientologists to allow you to operate one.

    15. Re:A good dose of: by overlordofmu · · Score: 1

      Alternative response: Republicans use ".com" because they have murdered (and will again murder) innocent women and children is there is a nice profit in it? Shit, if you do a good job killing innocents it can land you a cushy job with Fox News.

      Citation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_North

      I love the two sides of the Democrat/Republican coin. Democrats are commies and Republicans murder innocent people. I used to wonder why republicans are the ones popular with Christians but I guess that it might be because Christians have a long history of murdering innocent people and feel a common bond with Republicans. As someone that goes to a church, are you willing to confirm or deny this connection?

      Haha! See how much fun that is making gross generalizations about a political party? FUN!!!

    16. Re:A good dose of: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      so does my church

      If my church had a .com site I'd be tempted to change churches. Worse is one here in town (on the way towards I-55 on 6th street) that has a sign advertising its website -- it's a .biz! .com==commercial, .biz==business, thinking .com means "computer" isn't just ignorant, it's incredibly stupid. Since many folks who profess to be Christians, really don't worship God, but worship money, those may be accurate descriptions of their churches. ESPECIALLY if the pastor wears a necktie --Satan's leash, the symbol of wealth and power; a symbol that's against everything Christ taught.

    17. Re:A good dose of: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      used to wonder why republicans are the ones popular with Christians but I guess that it might be because Christians have a long history of murdering innocent people

      Considering that your comment is in direct response to a comment from someone professing to be a Christian (in the very comment you're responding to), your comment is flamebait. He didn't try to convert anyone, Please stop trolling.

    18. Re:A good dose of: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Not so ironic when you think about it...

      Very ironic if you've ever read the New Testament.

    19. Re:A good dose of: by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Interesting thing though is that while gop.org just redirects to gop.com, democrats.com and democrats.org appear to be two different sites.

    20. Re:A good dose of: by Walzmyn · · Score: 1

      nah, I wanted to make it an .org when we started it up, but the pastor said it was just confuse people. That .com was the standard.
      When I protested he said "trust me, you deal with nerds, I deal with everyday people, it will confuse them." So, I trusted him.

    21. Re:A good dose of: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're the nerd, he should have trusted you with anything tech. Did you explain to him that .com was short for commercial?

  4. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not much of a skeptic are you.

    1. Re:wow by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      not much of a skeptic are you.

      I forgot that these days, skeptic means "don't ever investigate anything and for bonus points, display contempt for those who do".

      The summary is a good example of what real, healthy skepticism is. It boils down to "I don't think I will find anything, but I don't actually know that until I look, so here is the experiment I want to conduct." Is it the lack of presumption and arrogance that offends you? Does the presence of open-minded people willing to look for evidence, even of things they don't actually believe in, make you feel uncomfortable with your narrow-minded worldview? I'm guessing that's where the contempt comes from.

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    2. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you investigate the flat Earth theory? Do you investigate the geocentric theory? Do you investigate spontaneous generation? Do you investigate alchemy? ARROGANCE!

    3. Re:wow by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well the true skeptic will doubt the disbelievers too.

    4. Re:wow by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 2

      Oh BS. This is just another endless troll of mankind. If you launch an investigation into the FSM stalking you, you'll end up with the exact same conclusion as the end of it and it would be whatever your bias was prior to entering the project.

      This is just another form of intellectual masturbation except it's the supernatural that gets them off. If there was actual reproducible evidence to be found, you'd think one of the humans from any generation who was pursuing "spiritual enlightenment" would have come up with something solid by now.

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    5. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously saying that there might be such a thing as ghosts?

    6. Re:wow by geckipede · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being willing to consider evidence which doesn't fit your world view is good.

      Putting unusual effort and resource into investigating something that you have very good reason to suspect is complete nonsense, is not good.

      In a perfect world, a skeptic would be free to test absolutely everything, from the existence of ghosts, to periodically making sure that newtonian mechanics and basic chemistry still remain valid, and that science hasn't all changed over night. Out here in the real world, we have to prioritise our time onto things that have a better chance of being valid.

    7. Re:wow by binford2k · · Score: 1

      Sure. We investigate the flat Earth theory daily by traveling, ya?

    8. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your reasoning, I shouldn't think anything wrong with a person that goes to the North Pole to look for Santa Claus. At some point, it just becomes silly to be that skeptical and neutral about everything. Santa Claus doesn't exist, neither do ghosts and you're a moron if you think otherwise. No experiment needed, arrogant as that may seem.

    9. Re:wow by binford2k · · Score: 1

      I had to explain this to a mathematician friend just the other day. He was offended that I'd apply skepticism to "real science."

    10. Re:wow by Denihil · · Score: 2

      i doubt that. +1 skepticism.

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    11. Re:wow by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you investigate the flat Earth theory? Do you investigate the geocentric theory? Do you investigate spontaneous generation? Do you investigate alchemy? ARROGANCE!

      Ah, another person tries for the low-hanging fruit. Perhaps my response will demonstrate why this is what you are doing.

      First I'll say that the word "ghost" isn't a terribly great word. It implies that any strange phenomena are caused by dead people who still retain some kind of non-corporeal existence. The actual cause of such phenomena could very well be some not-yet-discovered natural force that has nothing to do with people at all, living or dead. What I personally believe is that strange things do happen that we do not (yet) know how to explain and as such, we have no idea what might be causing them. Using loaded words like "ghost" is therefore inappropriate, not to mention it's fodder for belligerent narrow-minded people who just want to demagogue something instead of contributing anything useful because they knee-jerk upon hearing a loaded word.

      Moving along... Do I personally investigate those things you mentioned? No. The first three have been thoroughly falsified. Regarding alchemy, if you conducted a scientifically-sound experiment that claims to have produced conclusive evidence, I'd be willing to entertain that evidence so long as it's understood that the burden of proof is entirely on you and your methodology needs to be both sound and available for examination. If you can meet those conditions then I say go for it.

      This is the part you seem to have a hard time with. I have seen abundant evidence that the Earth is spherical. That's why I see no point in investigating a flat-Earth theory. It is falsified by the knowledge that the Earth is spherical combined with the knowledge that spheres are not flat. I have seen no compelling reason to believe that "ghosts" (to use the colloquial, loaded word) have been falsified. Therefore I consider it an open question and I am willing to entertain scientific evidence of such.

      Your mistake is that you think the two ideas are on equal ground. You cannot recognize and appreciate the difference between a thoroughly falsified notion and the truly unknown. That's why what you call "skepticism" is just narrow-minded arrogance, not unlike religious zealotry. It makes a mockery of the healthy kind of skepticism that says "show me the evidence".

      You can cower behind that narrow-mindedness if it helps you protect your worldview from the terrible (to you) risk of being altered to accept new possibilities if that pleases you. Just understand that others like me are perfectly comfortable saying "I really, truly don't know, therefore it doesn't make sense to form a passionate belief about this subject."

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    12. Re:wow by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      That would be just like those damn Neutrals

    13. Re:wow by Denihil · · Score: 1

      doubtful!

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    14. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think there is *something* going on, specify what that something is, and then how you will find it. But you people haven't a clue -- the initial post moves from "ghosts" to "something unusual," and seems to imagine that it would be possible to demonstrate that there is nothing unusual happening -- a basic error in logic. You can't specify what the hell a ghost, or whatever it is, is, so the whole resulting conversation is nonsense. That's the reason you're treated with contempt: you can't think!

    15. Re:wow by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This has to be the most calm and rational response I've had yet in this entire thread. That's most refreshing.

      Being willing to consider evidence which doesn't fit your world view is good.

      Putting unusual effort and resource into investigating something that you have very good reason to suspect is complete nonsense, is not good.

      I think *something* is going on that we don't yet know about. If there were only the occasional nutty person who claimed to see strange things, I'd say he/she is probably just a lunatic. The problem is when there are so many tens of thousands of reports. The problem is compounded when many of them come from respectable people who tend to be credible in other matters, show no signs of mental instability, and generally gain nothing but ridicule and ostracism from reporting such things.

      So what am I to believe? Are they all liars? Do that many people enjoy getting scorned, ridiculed, or thought of as crazy by their neighbors because of some strange form of masochism? Do that many people have such a specific type of hallucination, and particularly when multiple people witness the same thing, are they somehow having a shared hallucination? I find the above to be improbable. I find it more probable to believe that humanity hasn't yet learned about and figured out every possible thing under the sun, that there is still a great deal we don't know about the universe, that sometimes people encounter unknown phenomena. It could very well turn out to be not a physical phenomena, but rather an artifact of human consciousness -- either possibility could expand our knowledge of ourselves and our world.

      In a perfect world, a skeptic would be free to test absolutely everything, from the existence of ghosts, to periodically making sure that newtonian mechanics and basic chemistry still remain valid, and that science hasn't all changed over night. Out here in the real world, we have to prioritise our time onto things that have a better chance of being valid.

      Agreed, except that if one person wants to conduct an experiment like this, without taking away grant money and personnel that could be used for projects more likely to bear fruit, using his own time and his own money, I see no harm in it. I don't think he "has to" do anything just because someone else thinks he is wasting his time; I regard it as his time to use as he pleases. He seems to accept the necessity of producing actual evidence prior to drawing any conclusions and that's about all I would ask.

      And if everything I've said in the above applied to chemical anomalies then yes, I could understand why the occasional person might want to look into the matter. The fact is that I don't hear all the time about relatively credible people reporting chemical anomalies, or about chemical reactions yielding products wildly different from what theory predicts, so I don't consider it to be on the same footing.

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    16. Re:wow by causality · · Score: 2

      How could I possibly "prove" that 'ghosts' don't exist to you, give me some scientific way to "prove" that 'ghosts' don't exist, and I will do my best.

      It is nearly impossible for me to disprove make believe notions that exist only in the confines of your skull. If you thought that invisible undetectable purple elephants dance on every strand of hair on your head, this would also be very hard for me to disprove.

      The weight of proof should rest on those making extraordinary claims, claiming there are invisible non-corporal humans running around is an extraordinary claim.

      I never once said that anyone should prove a negative. Therefore, a better "how" question would be: how could you so thoroughly misunderstand my post?

      I fully agree that the person claiming ghosts are a real phenomena is the person who need to provide evidence. The post to which you replied was an explanation of why I would be willing to examine such evidence.

      When I explain why I would be willing to consider serious evidence, I am at a loss to explain how you could interpret that as a denial that claims need to be backed by evidence. Really, I have no idea how you'd get that from my post.

      Maybe you just wanted to point out the obvious no matter what my post acually said, no matter how throroughly it acknowledged the obviousness of ... well, the obvious. I really don't know what purpose you had there.

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    17. Re:wow by Dekker3D · · Score: 2

      I sincerely doubt that anything involving quantum computing would have been looked into if everyone bought into this false definition of skepticism. Or, heck, breaking the sound barrier? Taming/making fire?
      Science won't go anywhere without people like you and Quirkz. People with a healthy world-view, but also a sense of curiosity. Respect, man.

    18. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      intellectual masturbation

      Oh man, I love that. I'm going to try to find a way to use that phrase every day.

    19. Re:wow by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Alchemy is real, in 1941 mercury was transmuted into gold in a nuclear reactor. I believe lead to gold has been done with a linear accelerator.

    20. Re:wow by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      What I personally believe is that strange things do happen that we do not (yet) know how to explain and as such, we have no idea what might be causing them.

      Yes, and lucky charms might really be made by leprechauns, but I see no point in wasting time looking into it.

      We know that every time we've looked into ghost stories, they've turned out to have a mundane explanation or to be complete bullshit. If this guy wants to go out and have some fun with his friends and family, great, have at 'er, but let's not pretend that there's any chance of him actually discovering something new.

    21. Re:wow by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Can you give an example of a chemical anomaly? Not trolling, just interested.

    22. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think *something* is going on that we don't yet know about. If there were only the occasional nutty person who claimed to see strange things, I'd say he/she is probably just a lunatic. The problem is when there are so many tens of thousands of reports.

      If you want to start down that path, then why do so many more "thousands" of crazy people have identical waking delusions of Hell and the evil-incarnate Satan, a later-century invention of Man? Could it simply be that people are affected by the teachings and false testaments of other humans and not merely the surreal Earth experiences of the unknown?

    23. Re:wow by element-o.p. · · Score: 2

      You are quite right to say that it is impossible to disprove "make believe notions that only exist in the confines of [one's] skull". That, however, is a great example of a logical fallacy known as "begging the question". Because you believe that there is no such thing as "ghosts" you assume that the only place they exist is in the minds of deluded, gullible individuals. You may very well be right, but without bringing the scientific method to bear on the question, "Are there such things as ghosts?" you and I will never know for sure. That is all that Causality is saying in the GPP.

      Think about it this way, if it helps you. Suppose that you and I are living in the days of Louis Pasteur. Louis Pasteur begins raving that there are small creatures of some kind, so tiny that we cannot see them, living in milk produced by cows. Furthermore, he claims that the tiny, invisible creatures are responsible for many of the illnesses that you and I suffer, but by heating the milk before distributing it for human consumption, he can destroy those tiny, invisible creatures that make us sick.

      Off the top of my head, I do not recall if microscopes were around in Louis Pasteur's day (I suspect they weren't) and honestly, I am too lazy to look it up to find out right now. So, for the sake of this little thought experiment, let us assume that microscopes had not yet been invented. Given that assumption, how would you expect Louis Pasteur to "prove" that these tiny creatures really exist? By heating milk before serving it, there seems to be a decline in illnesses, but as we all know, "correlation does not imply causation" so that is not proof of their existence.

      This is, in fact, exactly what happened, by the way. Look up Ignaz Semmelweis for a really fascinating read. He was scoffed and mocked because he believed that tiny, invisible pathogens caused puerperal fever (which, incidentally paved the way for Pasteur's work). But you know what? Semmelweis was right.

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    24. Re:wow by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      But who are any of us to say that this is not a good thing for the original poster to investigate? Maybe he's idle rich. Just because it isn't a priority for you or for me doesn't mean it shouldn't be a priority for anyone.

      --
      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    25. Re:wow by dcollins · · Score: 2

      "I see no point in investigating a flat-Earth theory. It is falsified by the knowledge that the Earth is spherical combined with the knowledge that spheres are not flat. I have seen no compelling reason to believe that "ghosts" (to use the colloquial, loaded word) have been falsified... Your mistake is that you think the two ideas are on equal ground."

      Indeed, they are not on equal ground -- The "ghost" issue is one of those unfalsifiable notions. It's not well-defined and is routinely asserted to have no testable/reproducible effects.

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    26. Re:wow by causality · · Score: 1

      Can you give an example of a chemical anomaly? Not trolling, just interested.

      Say you reacted pure sodium and pure chlorine and somehow obtained elemental gold instead of good old table salt. That would be an anomaly, in the sense that it is a radical departure from what theory would predict.

      The absence of such anomalies tells me that we have a rather firm handle on what to expect from chemical reactions.

      --
      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    27. Re:wow by Sean_Inconsequential · · Score: 1

      I think this is a good idea, to investigate someplace that is "haunted" as a skeptic with friends or family that believe the "hauntings" are real. Though I will not say that all Slashdot readers are smart, I will go out on a limb and say that the mean IQ here is higher than average. Chances are this guy is smart, and if he is willing to investigate a haunting with friends or family he is most likely a pretty nice guy; he is most likely someone that they are going to have a bit of respect for. It could be a great opportunity to go through the process of being skeptical with these people in an applicable context, not saying "this is how you do it, moron" but actually demonstrating the process of thinking skeptically in a valid and unpretentious way. At the very least it could teach them that being skeptical isn't just a knee-jerk reaction but a process of questioning and not drawing an unfounded conclusion. Who knows, it may even rub off, or at the very least garner a bit of respect for critical thinking. That said, they would have to be open to the idea of being skeptical, and there is the adage "you can't reason someone out of something that the didn't reason themselves into."

    28. Re:wow by JustinOpinion · · Score: 2
      I commend your balanced viewpoint, and your ability to defer to credible evidence while keeping an open mind.

      However I think you're being too harsh to the post you're replying to. You say:

      The actual cause of such phenomena could very well be some not-yet-discovered natural force that has nothing to do with people at all, living or dead. What I personally believe is that strange things do happen that we do not (yet) know how to explain and as such, we have no idea what might be causing them.

      But the fact is that, quite simply, the case against ghosts and other supernatural phenomena, including a completely open-ended and nebulous 'unknown force of nature' is actually incredibly robust at this point in science. To explain this point in greater detail, I will defer to a better writer than me, and link to a blog post: Telekinesis and Quantum Field Theory.

      The short version is that modern science has not only identified a set of forces and characterized them in detail, but in measuring all these things, we've also effectively mapped out the parameter space of possibilities in considerable detail. Thus we know the limits about what kinds of "previously unobserved" forces could possibly exist. And the territory that remains truly "unknown" is very "out there" (e.g. forces so weak that they would never affect our daily lives).

      Of course any bit of science could be wrong. There could be forces/effects that operate in specific ways that cause them to be unusually strong in certain places and times but exceedingly weak all the rest of the time. More generally, all our theories and measurements could be wrong. But in the same way that at some point the evidence for a round Earth (or whatever) is so obvious and consistent and ubiquitous that it's no longer worth questioning, we are very much at the stage in science where it doesn't make sense to wonder if strange "unknown forces" are mysteriously changing temperatures and moving object's in someone's kitchen. We know the answer: no.

      I have seen abundant evidence that the Earth is spherical. That's why I see no point in investigating a flat-Earth theory.

      Indeed. And the reality is that the evidence against the paranormal is also very abundant.

      The poster should go ahead and do the measurements. It's a good exercise in the scientific method. I guess it's possible he'll discover something revolutionary. But, again, it's possible, in some abstract sense, that we'll one day send a satellite into orbit and discover that the Earth is, in fact, not round and never was. But the possibility seems so remote that it's hardly worth actively trying to prove/disprove. Similarly in this case I really think the default stance should be to assume that any attempt to measure 'ghosts' will fail and just leave it at that. I know that sounds arrogant and presumptuous, but from the point of view of modern physics, the idea of trying to measure the paranormal (which has in fact been "measured" billions of times before, consistently producing null results) seems just as silly as trying to skeptically decide if the Earth is round or flat.

    29. Re:wow by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      The summary is a good example of what real, healthy skepticism is. It boils down to "I don't think I will find anything, but I don't actually know that until I look, so here is the experiment I want to conduct."

      Maybe you can explain why a thermometer would be useful for detecting ghosts.

      Or any other instrument you care to name.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    30. Re:wow by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Alchemy is real, in 1941 mercury was transmuted into gold in a nuclear reactor. I believe lead to gold has been done with a linear accelerator.

      The proton packs didn't work; we needed neutron packs.

    31. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not much of a skeptic are you.

      I forgot that these days, skeptic means "don't ever investigate anything and for bonus points, display contempt for those who do".

      The summary is a good example of what real, healthy skepticism is. It boils down to "I don't think I will find anything, but I don't actually know that until I look, so here is the experiment I want to conduct." Is it the lack of presumption and arrogance that offends you? Does the presence of open-minded people willing to look for evidence, even of things they don't actually believe in, make you feel uncomfortable with your narrow-minded worldview? I'm guessing that's where the contempt comes from.

      My thoughts exactly. I have to ask would the response be totally different if the original question was: "I have a access to a radio telescope and a small budget, how do I setup my own SETI experiment?" It may seem different to some people because Alien life is plausible, while ghosts are not, but really scientifically both are unproven hypothesis until actual supporting evidence is found.

      Personally, I'd spend little or nothing on it. I'd take a video camera, flashlights, etc., and anything else to take readings that you already have access to. If you observe something interesting, then it might be worth a 2nd trip with better equipment specifically chosen to answer open questions. If what you observe isn't repeatable on a follow up trip, then it'll be hard to do real science anyways. You'll never be able to "prove" to a skeptic that something is happening, and you'll never be able to disprove that things didn't happen in the past, but you might get lucky and observe something strange, and then explain it, which could in itself be rewarding (and most likely fun).

    32. Re:wow by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, there were microscopes in Louis Pasteur's day. Antony van Leeuwenhoek was the first person to observe microorganisms through a microscope in the late 1600s. Louis Pasteur most important breakthrough was disproving the theory of spontaneous generation. His experiment disproving spontaneous generation gave him the stature to successfully promote the germ theory of disease. He also did some good work developing the science of the germ theory, but without the stature from his disproving spontaneous generation he would have had more trouble getting germ theory accepted.
      On the other hand I think your example is a great way to make your point even if it isn't exactly historically accurate.

      --
      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    33. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is when there are so many tens of thousands of reports. The problem is compounded when many of them come from respectable people who tend to be credible in other matters, show no signs of mental instability, and generally gain nothing but ridicule and ostracism from reporting such things.

      You mean like christians?

    34. Re:wow by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Since not one other slashdotter has conducted a ghost hunt in all probablility, I don't believe anything great will be lost to the world if this one does. He reports back to us about his findings, and in a few mere seconds of your time your beliefs about the non-existence of ghosts can be reinforced. What's to lose?

      If he does find ghosts, you'll just discount him as another freak anyway, so the process of peer review will win out in the end even in a worst case scenario.

      Also, don't pretend that you've never wasted a couple hours of your life doing something unproductive. If he wants to spend his free time playing ghostbusters and you want to spend your watching porn, that's a matter of personal preference.

      --
      Supporter of the +1 Over Dramatic mod option. In memory of apk.
    35. Re:wow by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Ah ok, I thought you were proposing that you had heard of such a thing. For the record I would say that it also indicate that we have become very good at purifying sodium, chlorine, etc. Compare that to accounting for the genetic, psychological, and environmental variables that lead to one person detecting a ghost and the other not. I guess in that way your point stands, these phenomenon should be investigated. Though, if thats the case, I'm not sure if I entirely get your perspective, since billions of dollars are already spent every year trying to figure out how the brain works.

      I should note that I think differences between people are definitely the first place to look in investigating paranormal phenomena like ghosts, if only because environmental differences (infrasound, sudden temperature changes, EM radiation) are more easily detected, and have been for quite awhile now... with no progress towards producing good evidence. I'm heavily generalizing here so if you have specific studies/anecdotes you're referring to I'm interested to hear them.

    36. Re:wow by Locutus · · Score: 2

      "but rather an artifact of human consciousness", you would do well to disprove this before trying to prove the existence of some spirit being manifesting itself in the physical world. I would not doubt that it's all in the human head and because we are all of similar cranial construction, you get lots of humans projecting mental images externally.

      LoB

      --
      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
    37. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rational people have experiences they cannot explain. There are places that seem 'haunted.' Perhaps these are brief openings into other dimensions or echoes in the fabric of space/time. They don't have to be supernatural in nature to 'seem' supernatural.

      There is a secluded spot where I have camped perhaps a hundred times in the last 20 years. Rarely, when all is quiet, I can hear voices in the campsite. I can't quite make out what they are saying, but it can be quite unnerving. I have woken my spouse and gotten out of my tent to investigate. This has happened perhaps a dozen times. Always in that same spot.

      I'm not crazy. I don't believe in 'ghosts.' But normal people really do occasionally have strange experiences and personally I would love to find a scientific explanation.

    38. Re:wow by damaged_sectors · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously saying that there might be such a thing as ghosts?

      Or Santa, Easter Bunny, God, pixies at the bottom of the garden, angels. demons, or little green men (or big grey lizard people) and no - the big kids *didn't* do it either.

      Bring on the "keep an open mind" mob with teh pitchforks and meta-semantic bullshit. No I can't prove a negative - your point being?

      To paraphrase some dead guy - "by the time you're 35 you have the face and the *opinions* you deserve".

    39. Re:wow by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2

      Maybe he won't but remember that he's going out with his ghost-believing friends in order to take a look. He wants to know what kind of equipment might be of use so that he can reach a useful conclusion.

      Just throwing up your arms and complaining about how he has the gall to actually try to gather some data is unproductive no matter what philosophy regarding the matter you subscribe to. If this ghost story he wants to investigate has a mundane cause it probably won't be found by him standing around bare-handed. "Mundane cause" doesn't mean "immediately obvious to the naked eye".


      Think about it like this: How could he make a convincing case that the supposed phenomenon is mundane in nature? Most likely he'll need some data as everything else would just be armchair philosophy. What kind of data could be used to construct a convincing proof of mundanity and how can he obtain it?

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      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    40. Re:wow by dachshund · · Score: 1

      Putting unusual effort and resource into investigating something that you have very good reason to suspect is complete nonsense, is not good.

      This particular project is physical, has some interesting technical challenges, involves all the senses, lets you conquer some personal fears, /and/ it gives you a great story to tell your friends. In fact, it's better in just about every way than what we're both doing right now: wasting time on Slashdot.

    41. Re:wow by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      We also need to remember that the finding could be locally significant but globally uninteresting. If the supposed ghost turns out to be, let's say, a piece of malfunctioning electrical equipment everyone forgot about then people in the area are going to be very interested in that finding even if the world of science remains unrocked.

      A "ghost" is often like a UFO - it's an occurrence of something that can't be readily explained. With proper equipment one can investigate and find out that the weird voices in the kitchen are actually there because the plumbing is transmitting vibrations from upstairs. Of course one could also investigate and only find that the phenomenon, while observable, is not due to causes X, Y and Z. Or that the phenomenon didn't occur at all.

      Either way there is something to be learned and it might just turn out to be useful. Even if it just leads to a call to the plumber.

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    42. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People believe a lot of things happen that just aren't true, so while I appreciate the appeal of an argument from popularity it doesn't make it any less a logical fallacy.

      Here's the deal--there may be an anomaly out there, but if you really want to be an investigator you have to do the one thing none of the other ghost hunters ever do. You have to avoid the urge to jump to the conclusion that something you can't explain is *proof* that ghosts exist. It's easy to generate random hypotheses, but generating a hypothesis and proving it is true is another animal, and it requires that adopt a null hypothesis to try to disprove your original hypothesis. This is an essential part of the scientific method. At the same time, you have to apply Occam's Razor carefully. I have seen a number of paranormal investigators and creationists who assume the simplest explanation is the paranormal one because they simply can't believe in another, albeit improbable, explanation (another fallacy, this one an argument from incredulity, is sometimes involved).

      The real problem with ghost hunting (and with your argument from popularity) is that if you were to ask those millions of people how a ghost manifests itself in a testable way, you'll get a different answer for every person. Unless someone can define what a ghost isn't, i.e. generate the null hypothesis, then all you're left iwth is anomaly hunting and not science.

    43. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using the word 'merely' doesn't imply an exclusion of all other possibilities -- it means it isn't the only possibility. I wasn't saying the 'supernatural' is impossible. I was saying it was improbable and with better explanations.

      Although, it's interesting how you totally ignored my part about Satan. The people who hear Satan "talking" are as numerous and have just as "real" experiences as you. However, because we positively know the 'Devil' was a fabrication of human minds (much like Santa Claus) it's far easier to pass them off as insane.

    44. Re:wow by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      Sure do, and there was plenty of scientists that investigated turning one metal into another. In fact, we can do it in small quantities. Scientists are investigating the rotation of the solar system and all disproving the Geocentric universe all the time too.

      What the GP failed at and you caught was the fact that once something is disproved because something else is true, we don't need to go back and retest unless we are looking for a better understanding of what is true. We just use the proper explanation of it to our benefit by traveling, by predicting tide strengths and such because of the placement of the planets or sending satellites to them for study, or to create exotic metals that make life much more enjoyable and livable. However, there is no such thing going on with the paranormal and supernatural. Worse, science and nature in general doesn't have concrete and understandable rules that the supernatural has to follow (that we know of or can test) that we can learn about and take advantage of which places it mostly outside of scientific study.

      But what's even more disappointing by the view that it's a waste of time is that our entire life and knowledge base as we know it delves from seeing something, finding it fascinating or impacting our lives and trying to understand it. The entire attitude that some have shown in which they think it's pointless to investigate anything they don't already believe possible would have doomed us to 7th century tools and manufacturing, medicine, and or if adopted today, it would pretty much freeze our technology where it's at.

    45. Re:wow by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yes, and lucky charms might really be made by leprechauns, but I see no point in wasting time looking into it.

      I don't believe anyone is asking you to waste your time. They asked you how they could waste their own time. You see, there is a huge difference there. One of them is yours the other is theirs. If you don't want to help them because your time is so important to you to be doing something else, then simply do whatever it is you find more important. You don't really need to be concerned with someone else' time being wasted unless they work for you or something.

      We know that every time we've looked into ghost stories, they've turned out to have a mundane explanation or to be complete bullshit.

      Actually, no. Now they havn't. the majority of the time when someone investigates a gohst story, we find nothing at all. Why? Because it already happened and it happening again is little more then a chance. It might happen again, especially if there is an explanation to it like those creaking noise you hear in the night could be 19th century plumbing in the walls moving around as they expand and contract from a 80 degree day that gets to 50 or 60 at night. Other times, it simply doesn't happen again. And that is no different then me spitting out the window while driving on 3rd street just before crossing High street and you showing up a week later saying it didn't happen because it never happened when you were there at a later point in time.

      If this guy wants to go out and have some fun with his friends and family, great, have at 'er, but let's not pretend that there's any chance of him actually discovering something new.

      Actually, chances are that he probably will find something. So lets not pretend he won't. What he will probably find if approached properly is that something explainable is causing the events that are being interpreted as ghosts or haunting.

      A piece of flashing came loose on the side of my house last summer, I started hearing howling and a low pitched growling inside the house at night when everything was off and quiet. It stopped right after I fixed the flashing. So even if what he finds isn't supernatural, there is a good chance it would be beneficial to someone. And I suspect he will find something, something like a loosely secured plumbing pipe that goes thump in the night or perhaps some wind whistling through a hole in the flashing or something of that nature.

    46. Re:wow by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      When sobebody talks to an invisible person, we call them a nutter.

      When a thousand do it it's a cult.

      Over a million and it's a religion.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    47. Re:wow by plurgid · · Score: 1

      .. periodically making sure that newtonian mechanics and basic chemistry still remain valid, and that science hasn't all changed over night. ...

      Don't worry ... if the basic laws of physics change tonight, we have a crack team of freshmen on the case.
      That's why they make you do so many borderline idiotic labs in 100 level Physics and Chemistry classes.

    48. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said you believe that weird and unexplainable things happen in the world. Weird and unexplainable is longhand for "paranormal". Do you believe them to be beyond the reach of our science, or do you believe them to be beyond the reach of any science? We have instruments capable of detectign all phenomena that the human body an detect. If you believe the human body can detect external events with senses we have yet to discover, and which we have not yet developed instruments to detect, you essentially velieve in magic. Unless you have written a theoretical paper on why a certain part of the human body shold be able to detect neutrino flux based on estalished principles? Please, tell me you have. Otherwise, this is all absolute drivel.

      No one is "scared" to investigate the paranormal or "scared" to be open minded. Your apparent attribution of befuddled, monocle-grasping Victorian shock at your bold theories comes off as douchey as your willingness to lace your conversatiion with condecending "ah"s and "perhaps"es.

      Your aren't a brilliant philosopher, a young Turk, or a defender of some kind of logically infallible super agnosticism that you seem to think good science requires. Your're just a twat who believes in ghosts. You'd be a gentleman who believed in ghosts if you were capable of arguing like one.

      Ghosts didn't start out as weird, unexplainable phenomen. They started out as common wisdom. Every attempt to prove or detect them since the dawn od science has failed. Instead of shrugging e idea off, the superstitious among us have simply whittled away potential methods of detection untul there are LITERALLY NONE LEFT.

      You don't believe in the same spooky events that people believed in two hundred years ago. Those people believed something was actually happening. We checked. There wasn't. You believe in what's left: nothing.

      We are all open to the idea that a new science, improvements to the old science, or rigorous mathematical theory will prove something extraordinary. But guess what: they haven't. It's been a while. There's really nothing to find.

      Please be more Bayesian in your beliefs. The world is not a magical vacuum in which probabilities exist independantly of each other. You aren't the first person to be clever. You're the latest person to be thick.

      You believe in magic, and you act like a cunt when you defend it.

    49. Re:wow by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      I really, really like the parent's comment. Wish I could mod him up even higher. Ah well.

      Anyways, I too am a complete skeptic; I don't believe in ghosts, gods, deities, or anything supernatural or something that has to do with dead entities causing things. It plain and simple sounds rubbish. But since there is no way to prove the existence of such as false then it would make sense to try and prove their existence instead. If even after very well and cautiously conducted experiments at multiple sites, multiple times, and both during they day and the night you still cannot prove it then that's quite a lot of circumstancial evidence to the contrary and thus has been time and money well-spent.

      Atleast I would like to try to prove their existence and fail at it. It would be a great way to have something meaningful to do without sitting in front of the computer all day long. And hell, if I actually did come up with evidence of something that I nor anyone else could explain then that'd be awesome. I still wouldn't believe it to have anything to do with dead entities, it could well be some sort of a previously unknown natural phenomenon, and then the whole trip would have been even more worth the while. After all, that's how people used to discover things: set out to do experiments, get unexpected results, and investigate them, and all thanks to healthy curiosity.

    50. Re:wow by dmartin · · Score: 1

      Just to bolster the point that it does not do to be too narrow-minded, alchemy is in fact real. It is just that nowadays it goes under the much more respectable name "nuclear physics".

      Although in fairness the people studying nuclear physics were interested in the pursuit of things unknown and ended up discovering that you could change one element into another, rather than being the (N+1)-th group to attempt to change one element into another by mixing various elements.

    51. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing perception and reality. IT is entirely possible for reality to simulate 'spherical' nature but yet still be 'flat'.

    52. Re:wow by quickgold192 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you brought up the flat Earth theory; I'm sure most people here have heard of the Flat Earth Society. I think they are particularly relative in this thread since they take the unpopular side of an argument that most people don't even bother challenging. At first you'll think "jeez, are these guys really serious?" But really, can you prove them wrong? You quickly find out how hard it is to prove the most widely accepted model of the planet, and (hopefully) come out with a healthier skepticism of those things that everybody assumes to be true.

    53. Re:wow by winwar · · Score: 1

      "By heating milk before serving it, there seems to be a decline in illnesses, but as we all know, "correlation does not imply causation" so that is not proof of their existence."

      But investigation of ghosts and the investigation of the mechanism of reduced illness from milk pasteurization are quite different. You might even call one of them science. It would also not be wrong to dismiss germ theory without evidence. But we have plenty of evidence to dismiss ghosts. The first is that ghost has no coherent definition. The second is that the general concept of ghosts violate known physical laws. Ghosts are very similar to homeopathy. The belief seems to cause the effect.

    54. Re:wow by Sneer · · Score: 1

      I do agree with you. The quotation at the end of your msg is very pertinent in that case.

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      -- Sneer
    55. Re:wow by Boomerang+Fish · · Score: 1

      We know that every time we've looked into ghost stories, they've turned out to have a mundane explanation or to be complete bullshit. If this guy wants to go out and have some fun with his friends and family, great, have at 'er, but let's not pretend that there's any chance of him actually discovering something new.

      We know that almost every time we've looked into ghost stories, they've turned out to have a mundane explanation or to be complete bullshit. That doesn't mean that ghosts have been proven... on the contrary, it means that the wrong things were tested or looked for.

      Amateurs have discovered all sorts of things through out history... will he? Probably not, but I can tell you this... staying home and watching reality TV pretty much guarantees he won't.

      Have fun with it, and if you do find something odd, you'll have a story to tell about how you tracked it down to it's real source... wherever that might take you.

      --
      I drank what?

    56. Re:wow by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I think the key difference is that the proposition that tiny creatures too small to see cause illness and that killing them with heat will stop them from doing so is something that is testable and verifiable. Also, while I don't know and, like you, can't be bothered finding out the details, I suspect Pasteur didn't go from "milk is white, how pretty!" to "I bet there's tiny bugs in there that make us sick but we could probably kill them with heat!" in one step. More likely, he already knew that for some unknown reason, heating milk before consuming it reduced the likelihood of certain illnesses. That knowledge, combined with other knowledge, resulted in a hypothesis that there were creatures in the milk that were so small they couldn't be seen with the naked eye causing the illness, and that heating the milk killed them. Again, that's a hypothesis that can be tested in various ways.

      If Pasteur's claim was that tiny creatures in milk might cause illnesses, and that heating the milk may or may not kill them, and if it does, it may or may not prevent them making us ill, and in fact they still might manage to make us ill even if we don't drink the milk at all through mechanisms I've not yet figured out, then he'd still be right (about the tiny creatures, at least)... but what value is that to anyone? A statement that is true has no value in and of itself: if a neanderthal man conjectured a 100% accurate model of the universe, it wouldn't have done them any good since they lacked the means to prove it was correct. There'd be nothing to set that correct model apart from the incorrect 'models' of superstition that others were positing. A truth that cannot be verified is no better than an untruth that cannot be verified.

      On a different note, I think your point was that we shouldn't mock people who come up with extraordinary claims because they might be right. But history is full of examples of people making extraordinary claims and being mocked for it, who are able to back up those claims with evidence, thus proving themselves to be right and silencing those that mocked them. Humankind has been mocking those who make extraordinary claims probably since we were capable of making such claims. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof in order to be taken seriously; it's a strategy that has worked very well for us for the entire history of humankind. Why should we change now?

      If someone makes an extraordinary claim and not only doesn't provide evidence for that claim, but fails to provide a testable hypothesis that someone else could use to prove or disprove the claim, then they deserve to be mocked. Possibly the claim itself ought not to be, but the person making it does. Such claims contribute nothing of value to anyone, so we may as well get a laugh out of it.

    57. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you really managed to come up with some awfully bad examples... Breaking the sound barrier was considered a myth? WTH?

    58. Re:wow by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confused about where the burden of proof lies. He doesn't need to make a "convincing case" for anything - he's not the one claiming that the place is haunted. I understand what he's trying to do, and I sympathize, but by playing into their delusions he's just reinforcing their ass-backward idea of how science and skepticism are supposed to work.

    59. Re:wow by deadweight · · Score: 1

      BS! Some birds can see magnetic field lines. Until recently, seeing magnetic fields would have been presumed to be pure magic. As for ghosts, you cannot prove they don't exist and so far no one has suggested that. What has been suggested is what to do with a reported ghost? What could you do to investigate such an occurrence? What harm is there in this? The worst you could do is find nothing. Sart with a hypothesis: A ghost is an electromagnetic/IR/UV/X-ray/whatever phenomenon. Get your gear and check it out. Big waste of time if you don't find a thing and likely the result. About 99.999999% likely. But say you do find something - pretty cool that would be :) I am actually amused by ghost non-believers who are religious. Aren't all religions based on the mind to continue on in some form after physical death- i.e the soul. No ghosts = no soul = no religion = no God IMHO.

    60. Re:wow by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Hey - their is a ghost in my house. It says his name is Henry and he turns the microwave on at 1800 every day. Skeptic - Bullshit, quit smoking crack. True Believer - Wow, can you ask him what lotto number to pick and if I'll be lucky in love. Scientist - Let us watch the microwave at 1800 and see what happens. The problem comes in when Henry is "shy" and won't come out when anyone is around but the original microwave complainer guy............then you can move it to the bullshit column because there is no real way to control for flakey or shy ghosts.

    61. Re:wow by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      I have seen no compelling reason to believe that "ghosts" (to use the colloquial, loaded word) have been falsified. Therefore I consider it an open question and I am willing to entertain scientific evidence of such.

      Science: You're doing it wrong.

      Start with Mr. Occam. Are ghosts, deities, and other claimed paranormal activity the result of some unexplained phenomena that can only be detected by our rather dull human senses rather than our high tech recording devices, or are they simply the product of over-active imaginations and fraudsters?

      Now add in that every claim that has merited serious investigation has resulted in nothing, or at best hoaxes. Now also add in the insane amount of money that can be fleeced from the ignorant masses by claiming you're a psyschic or have the "world's most haunted house" or "proven spiritual healer". Then start mixing in convenient excuses like "the cat wasn't black enough" or "you're aura is conflicted" or "He may not want to reveal himself to you".

      Let's also consider that life has been on this planet for a billion years or so, and yet we only see ghosts of humans or things closely related to humans (like pets). You never hear claims that someone saw a ghost of a brontosaur or a mammoth.

      The concept of ghosts isn't falsifiable for the same reasons deities aren't falsifiable. You may as well try to come with and experiment to find God.

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    62. Re:wow by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Well, the alternatives are either telling them "ghosts don't exist because everyone knows they don't" or spending ages compiling citations from existing studies in order to make an argument that is actually based on science and not pure opinion. The former is ungrounded in anything and unlikely to convince them and the latter, while based on actual science, sounds like hours of not very exciting work. Or he just leaves them be. (There is also the alternative of not talking to his friends anymore but killing a friendship over a ghost story seems rather antisocial.)

      His whole problem is that while the "evience" "gathered" by "ghost experts" is usually hokum, his friends still believe it. He can either leave their trust in that data alone, he can unsuccessfully argue based on "what everyone knows", he can bury them under papers or or he can grab some gear and spend an afternoon playing Ghostbuster while simultaneously having a shot at explaining the "ghost". I think the last option sounds the most fun.

      Also, of course, his friends are already convinced that there is a ghost. In their eyes, his claim that there isn't is the extraordinary claim. You can argue that they are delusional but then again so are you - you have a lot of opinions about topics in which you aren't an expert and some of those opinions are wrong. Still, if someone tells you that you are wrong because you are wrong that's unlikely to convince you, as is an argument of "I assert that all scientists in the world believe otherwise". Yes, ghosts seem to be a particularly outrageous example but typically they have as much influence on someone's life as the belief that honey attracts flies.


      From the way you write it sounds like you are actually offended by people who believe in ghosts and, by extension, by those who don't aggressively campaign against that belief when it comes up. Not everyone is as zealous about the topic, however, and you'll have to accept that the OP most likely values his social circle more than a life of perfect scientific rigor.

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    63. Re:wow by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      But specific instances of haunting often are well-defined and falsifiable. Or rather, explicable. Weird noises and flickering lights have all kinds of normal explanations in old houses. If he can find causes for strange things other people have experienced why shouldn't he go take a look?

    64. Re:wow by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      More people believe in an omnipotent, omniscient being who lives on a plane inaccessible by the living. Now its quite possible all these people are wrong, but given how MANY believe in these mystical beings makes me wonder if perhaps they know something that I don't.

      If you're willing to entertain the possibility of invisible beings who are able to exist for an eternity, some of whom have risen from the dead. Then ghosts are not only a small leap of logic, but are actually covered by the initial premise.

    65. Re:wow by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Lead cannot be transformed into gold and you're a moron if you think otherwise. No experiment needed.

      Except, you know, for the fact that it is possible.

    66. Re:wow by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      You can cower behind that narrow-mindedness if it helps you protect your worldview from the terrible (to you) risk of being altered to accept new possibilities if that pleases you.

      It's narrow minded not to believe in ghosts now? Are we all 8 years old again?

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    67. Re:wow by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Alchemy is real...it later became the science known as Chemistry. Just because a science in the past had charlatans, does not mean they didn't do science. Alchemy was the study of the elements of nature, which discovered the modern elements, it isn't only about turning lead into gold, but does have the history of that. As far as I have heard of, the lead into gold thing was a way to get funding, obviously, no one ever accomplished it. They did however discover many elements, such as phosphorous.

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    68. Re:wow by anegg · · Score: 1

      There have been a number of scientific investigations into the "paranormal" phenomena of "ghosts." Not one has ever found any unexplained behavior, in searching for all types of ghosts in all kinds of environments attached to all sorts of ideas about hauntings, the afterlife, the spirit world, etc. How many investigations will you need to see before you believe that the hypothesis has been falsified?

      Skepticism does require an open mind when there is insufficient evidence one way or the other. Skepticism as a practice does not require entertaining every single variation of every possible manifestation of a phenomena for which there is no objective evidence, no scientific basis, and an already existing body of proof against its existence.

      For example, you haven't included "perpetual motion" in your list of "low-hanging fruit." Perpetual motion hasn't been proven not to exist, but most Skeptics aren't going to spend much time looking at a newly proposed perpetual motion machine unless the person proposing it has a well-developed theory of how it functions *or* an extremely convincing demonstration.

      As with perpetual motion, the idea that the theory of "ghosts" can be falsified would depend on their being an actual theory of how this phenomena functions. There is no such theory, so no falsification is possible.

      However, it is a fact that no claimed manifestation of ghostly behavior has ever been substantiated despite many attempts and a significant value in doing so. On this basis, I think it is quite reasonable to believe that ghosts are so unlikely to be a real phenomena that their investigation can be safely avoided by most Skeptics without damaging their credibility as Skeptics or considering them to be "narrow-minded."

    69. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're suggesting that there is some kind of physical phenomenon, unrelated to an intelligent actor, that non-deterministically effects things in locations likely to cause psychological stress to humans, mostly at times of great psychological stress?

      Amazing. You've put forth a theory even _less_ likely than the "Ghosts are angry dead people" one!

      Of course, Ockham's razor puts the burden of proof strictly on the ghost believer's side, since the simpler explanation is that there are no unknown phenomena occurring, just some standard physics that we don't currently have a defined origin for. Going back to the original point, however, I must say that the better way is to ask believers to gather 'proof', and then find the mundane origins, since it is impossible to prove that something doesn't exist.

    70. Re:wow by astar · · Score: 1

      Hey, you are fun.

      Given your handle, I bet you are a kinesthic causality model type. Most everyone is. But when pushed real hard by something interesting, you sometimes see physics people looking at dynamic models. There is an issue therein about what is relevant. I hear there a couple hundred causality models.

      On the summary slug, my immediate thought was a criticism of current instrumentation on these sort of inquiries. This is a pretty standard thought about the purpose to which we build machines. I thought of a couple examples I thought were relevant here, googled, and this is the top hit.

      http://www2.gi.alaska.edu/ScienceForum/ASF12/1257.html

      More simply, most everyone does some sort of physical/spiritual dualalty, so it is hard for me to understand why the story author thinks that a physical demonstration of non-existence would be relevant to his social situation. I might think he hopes his relatives would have to actually think about what they are saying around ghosts, but somehow I think this is a very difficult goal.

    71. Re:wow by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about the lead to gold but I also remember that the lead produced from gold via a similar method had some strange property re: its isotopes. Can't remember the story completely and currently investigating the spectral foul smell near my septic so haven't time to google - sorry.

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    72. Re:wow by vlm · · Score: 1

      Can you give an example of a chemical anomaly? Not trolling, just interested.

      Basically stuff we can't reliably engineer yet due to materials science mysteries and the failure of mechanical engineers. Look into things like controlled and predictable supersaturation, superheating of liquids above their boiling point, supercooling, etc. Beyond a pretty obvious "its gotta be clean stuff in a clean smooth container" no one has any solid engineering data on exactly how to reliably make a beaker superheat pure distilled H2O at STP to exactly 104.1 C before explosive boiling sets in.

      Also some weird stuff happens in flames and generally speaking non-equilibrium reactions. Thats where the fullerenes aka buckballs were found after centuries of burning stuff and saying, eh, its just as bunch of ash.

      Basically anywhere working as a chemist would be a huge pain due to uncontrolled / hard to reproduce conditions. Those are the long term answers that no one has solved for decades.

      The short term answer is go visit your local PHD candidate or researcher and ask them what they're having trouble figuring out today. Why is the yield on catalyst bed number 7 so low unless its purged with (something) even though technically that should have no effect? Why won't this blasted grignard reagent form when theoretically its supposed to "just work"? This (insert swearwords) organic compound just won't freaking crystallize.

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  5. Easy way to convince skeptics: by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Slip them a well-measured dose of LSD.

    1. Re:Easy way to convince skeptics: by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      LSD doesn't cause hallucinations, it causes misinterpretations. Your brain has "reality filters" that LSD temporarily affects. For example, unless you're looking for it, you won't notice that everything has an orange tinge at sunset and sunrise, a reddish tinge from incandescant lights, and a bluish tinge from flourescents -- your brain normally filters it out.

  6. Burden of proof. by Seor+Jojoba · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems like a mistake to go to some place and look for the absence of an anomaly. The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim. You will never prove that ghosts don't exists in a house. Maybe they will be there tomorrow when you aren't around. Maybe you don't have the proper equipment to detect one.

    1. Re:Burden of proof. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim.

      This.

      As a scientist you should never discount an idea without first reviewing the facts. Facts are much more powerful than any first hand accounts of people who say they saw, felt, heard, or smelled something.

      The typical ghost hunting equipment is a Video Camera, Flashlight, Thermal filter for the Camera, and Magnetic field detector.

      However, I have never once seen any footage that couldn't have been explained by high school physics, or shown to be anything more than a hoax. And you likely won't either. If you are a skeptic, you should not be afraid to wander the dark hallways and should be able to determine that any odd readings are actually coming from a logical source that most people are too afraid to check into.

      I remember watching one show, and they were absolutely surprised that this "one pipe" was giving off a lot of heat and this "other pipe" was giving off some weird Magnetic field. I dropped my jaw as it was obviously a central heating pipe (no doubt with hot water flowing through it) and an Electrical conduit, no doubt powering the lights upstairs. I then hit my head against the wall when they said it was clear evidence of something weird going on.

    2. Re:Burden of proof. by 0olong · · Score: 1

      This. Spend time and energy chasing the fantasies of the gullible, and you'll be seen as lending credence to their beliefs, while you're chances of success are as good as trying to disprove the existence of a god. Zero.

    3. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife saw a ghost hunters where they were in the woods when something flashed across the screen (black and white night vision). They replayed it a couple of times. My wife showed it to me, it was obvious to me on first viewing that the silhouette was a deer that finally decided the idiots where too close and sprinted out of there. The freeze frame left no doubt it was a deer, but the ghost hunters could only say 'something' was out there.

    4. Re:Burden of proof. by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

      At this point, there has been enough claims without evidence to simply say "I don't think they exist, and you are free to show me evidence contrary", and then explore from that point. Going out to that town's resident "ghost house" on a whim to try to prove one thing or another isn't science. He might as well go to the ocean and prove there is or isn't sea monsters. In both instances, the net result won't be Science®, and isn't even good, interesting or unique pseudoscience.

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    5. Re:Burden of proof. by QRDeNameland · · Score: 0

      Facts are much more powerful than any first hand accounts of people who say they saw, felt, heard, or smelled something.

      Yeah, that was the ghost of last night's bean burrito....

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    6. Re:Burden of proof. by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems like a mistake to go to some place and look for the absence of an anomaly. The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim. You will never prove that ghosts don't exists in a house. Maybe they will be there tomorrow when you aren't around. Maybe you don't have the proper equipment to detect one.

      Perhaps not, but if you really do detect anomalous activity that you are unable to explain, it would help falsify the notion that we are able to explain every possible activity that can take place in an empty house. Of course that wouldn't prove that there are ghosts, that people survive death in some kind of non-corporeal form, or anything like that. However, it would lend credibility to the notion that there may exist forces that science has not yet understood, that there are phenomena we may be no more aware of than people who lived a thousand years ago were aware of radio waves. As you say, finding nothing unusual wouldn't make it any easier to prove a negative, but if something were found that cannot easily be explained by known phenomena, that would be interesting.

      I can see how some people would consider it worthwhile to conduct these experiments. Honestly, I would be a bit disappointed if it turned out that we already know about every possible physical force and/or physical process that could exist in the universe. As long as such experiments are scientifically sound, I see nothing wrong with them.

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    7. Re:Burden of proof. by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So what you're saying is: as equipment, you need a skeptical audience of scientists and engineers who can suggest testable explanations for what you record, and then you need to go back and put them to the test. You've only found something "weird" if you can eliminate the testable explanations.

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    8. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, you can't prove a negative. Since you can't prove ghosts don't exist. Just wait for someone to give actual positive proof they do. Don't waste your time trying to disprove them. You can't.

    9. Re:Burden of proof. by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My wife saw a ghost hunters where they were in the woods when something flashed across the screen (black and white night vision). They replayed it a couple of times. My wife showed it to me, it was obvious to me on first viewing that the silhouette was a deer that finally decided the idiots where too close and sprinted out of there. The freeze frame left no doubt it was a deer, but the ghost hunters could only say 'something' was out there.

      Just because they were hunting ghosts doesn't mean they couldn't find a unicorn.

    10. Re:Burden of proof. by jonbryce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that the statement "there are ghosts" is not falsifiable. There isn't an experiment you can perform that will prove they don't exist. Maybe the experiment scared them away, or they just didn't turn up etc.

      The statement "there are no ghosts" is falsifiable. It can be proved wrong by demonstrating the existence of the ghost.

    11. Re:Burden of proof. by RsG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      An interesting thing I read a while ago suggested that some of the supposed symptoms of "hauntings" are actually mundane, infrasonic phenomena. To wit, if a location has a source of sound waves not far below the boundary of audible frequency (machinery, pipes, ducts or even just free flowing air through the right structure) people and animals will react to the noise with alarm, even though we can't hear it. This has been suggested as one possible mechanism whereby certain animal species react in advance to seismic phenomena. It's possible a person could enter a room with a sustained infrasonic hum and attribute their instinctive sense of alarm to a malevolent presence.

      So I'd suggest that guy who asked slashdot get microphones and recording equipment that can pick up on sound below 20 Hz. I've no idea where or how you'd get this equipment, or whether this would be a viable option for an amateur sceptic on a budget, but it's worth looking into.

      If you find a recurring sound in a location where supposed "hauntings" have occurred, try to locate the source. It might be the problem can be solved by calling a plumber instead of an exorcist.

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    12. Re:Burden of proof. by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Picking up low-freq sound wouldn't be that hard, any semi-decent mic would do it - you just need to speed up the recording or check spectral analysis as you wouldn't be able to hear the recorded sound otherwise.

    13. Re:Burden of proof. by timothyf · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      If you really want to tackle this problem, ask the people with the stories what "proof" they have that ghosts are haunting the place, and then formulate an experiment that can test for that proof. Or, if it's transient phenomena, do the detective work to come up with any alternate hypotheses. Them saying that "it must be a ghost" really just means that they lack knowledge that would allow them to explain it any other way. You will definitely not be able to "disprove" it in any other meaningful way.

      Might want to take a look at this guy's video breakdowns to get an idea of how to approach this: http://captaindisillusion.com/

    14. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is that if people are seeing. hearing or sensing ghosts, then these manifestations must me making changes in the physical environment that are detectable by the human senses. So la-la land measurements aren't needed - they just add pseudo science into the mix.

      Ask them to specify what they saw and heard etc. Tell them you obviously can't mesure what the felt ("I sensed a presence"), knew by ESP ("I don't know how I knew, but it was a female child who died") and so on. If they believe that only special people can see the ghost, or if they insist that the ghost won't turn up because it knows that you are looking for it, then forget it.

      Then pick the equipment that can record changes detectable by the human senses (e.g. a video camera for sight and sound). Remember that you aren't measuring the ghost itself (can't do it because we don't know what they are made of) - you are measuring its manifestation (i.e. the changes it is makes in the environment that are detectable by humans). So if they can hear footsteps, explain that if the ghost's feet are making noise they must be making phyiscal contact with the floor, and that sprinkling four on the floor is a fair meausre of this because it will show up the footprints. And so on.

      If you do verify any of the person's description - find the non-supernatural explanation.

    15. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already know that we don't know everything (or at least any wise person does). What you are suggesting, while true at it's heart, is that he might find something he can't explain. That isn't terribly interesting, or surprising, as I doubt he's an expert on most of the things he'd be checking. Experts checking these things might be interesting, but someone who isn't an expert in EM checking EM readings? Not terribly surprising when they can't explain the readings.

    16. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as such experiments are scientifically sound, I see nothing wrong with them.

      The problem is that such experiments are fishing expeditions. Most of the time they will turn up nothing, but every so often your instrument will fail 3 times in a row in exactly the same place by pure chance. And of course, that trial is the only one that will get reported in the newspapers and published in the journals.

    17. Re:Burden of proof. by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Electromagnetic fields of sufficient power will definitely make people think that there are ghosts in the area or at least weird paranormal phenomena. What's really happening is more or less that the magnetic field is interfering with the brain's ability to send messages about the body, resulting in anything from weird feelings to outright hallucination to seizures.

      That doesn't however mean that there aren't ghosts, it's just a common explanation which is more plausible in many cases.

    18. Re:Burden of proof. by DeathSquid · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I would be a bit disappointed if it turned out that we already know about every possible physical force and/or physical process that could exist in the universe. As long as such experiments are scientifically sound, I see nothing wrong with them.

      The Standard Model (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Model) and General Relativity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_relativity) pretty much cover all the physical forces you are ever likely to encounter. To be fair we don't have a ToE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_everything) yet, but the two separate frameworks have been wildly successful at describing and predicting all of the physics that have yet been observed.

      Positing new physical forces that are strong enough to have effect on the macro scale and that show up in haunted houses but not in labs is a bit of an outside proposition.

    19. Re:Burden of proof. by ghmh · · Score: 1

      So what? It still an experience to have, and up to the experiencee to add the meaning.

      Flying Spaghetti Monster or Finite State Machine - pick one, both or neither.

    20. Re:Burden of proof. by turkeydance · · Score: 0

      who cares about proof? it's another way of hooking up with hot babes. they ALL love to be scared or a part of the experience of being scared. proof? well, lots. extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. that guy.

    21. Re:Burden of proof. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Electromagnetic fields of sufficient power will definitely make people think that there are ghosts in the area or at least weird paranormal phenomena/

      Really? Because I used to spend a lot of time around MRI coils. Much higher magnetic fields than you're going to find in any supposed haunted house, and a kilowatt+ RF transmitter blaring EM fields all over the place. I often found it noisy and cold. Sometimes boring. Never haunted.

    22. Re:Burden of proof. by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? Electromagnetic fields interfering with the brain? Never heard of this. Not of people sitting near MRI machines, sitting near powerful radio transmitters, etc. What are you talking about?

    23. Re:Burden of proof. by caffeine_high · · Score: 1

      I agree that you will never prove that they do not exist but that is not always the main goal. If you take the people who believe in ghosts along and approach it from a perspective of searching for evidence, you may get them to think a bit more about what they recall seeing in the past. I had a similar opportunity to investigate in the Cemetery on Norfolk Island, it was a great deal of fun and I think a few of my friends really changed the way they view skeptics and weigh evidence.

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    24. Re:Burden of proof. by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Well, you can't do anything without first having a Theory of Ghosts from which you can make predictions about what things you should expect to observe if ghosts do indeed exist. It isn't sufficient (or even valid) just to observe phenomena that you can't easily explain and conclude that ergo there be ghosts.

    25. Re:Burden of proof. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      If this is indeed the cause of many such "hauntings", there should be more investigation into this, and some equipment made to quickly and easily identify these infrasound problems as the culprit. Just because there aren't any real ghosts involved doesn't mean there's not a problem: if a not-quite-perceptible sound is causing people to feel strange feelings in certain locations, that's a problem that should be corrected, or else people won't want to use those buildings. With proper equipment to identify the source, these problems could be fixed and these buildings made usable again.

      It'd also be nice to clear up some of these supposed "hauntings".

    26. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A plumber? Oh, right! Because in some zones, Mario fights ghosts! Good call!

    27. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, maybe ghosts communicate infrasonically.

    28. Re:Burden of proof. by smbell · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From what I've read (Google finds some stuff) infrasonic vibrations cause feelings of fear and 'of being watched'. They can also affect vision to cause blurs or 'ghostly images'. I don't have any direct experience, but it's been the explanation that seems to make the most sense to me.

    29. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It disproves the assertion that you are able, with the evidence that you possess, to explain what's happening in the house. It doesn't disprove anything else. You could easily have incomplete or insufficiently precise evidence.

    30. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd post anon too if my wife was out in the woods having sex with a bunch of my bowling buddies.

    31. Re:Burden of proof. by Omestes · · Score: 2

      The Standard Model (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Model) and General Relativity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_relativity) pretty much cover all the physical forces you are ever likely to encounter. To be fair we don't have a ToE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_everything) yet, but the two separate frameworks have been wildly successful at describing and predicting all of the physics that have yet been observed.

      They explain what they explain, but they don't contain proof that they, themselves, must be the utterly inclusive. Hell, many of the attempts at ToE are forced to bring in thing outside of the GR and the SM to bind them (string theory for example, which basically throws the kitchen sink for fun). There are also aspcects of the Standard Model that have no empirical evidence behind them, or have never in fact been observed. We only have half the picture of gravity, something we have been struggling with, intellectually, for over 4000 years, and which is the most "obvious" fundamental force in our lives.

      Looking at the history of science, I wouldn't be terrible shocked if we learned that either GR or SM, or both, are incomplete. Hell, I would only be slightly shocked to learn that we somehow got some of the fundamentals completely wrong. Science has a way of throwing established knowledge on its head every so often. Not saying that I personally think that any of the big theories are wrong, but just that it wouldn't be terribly shocking if they were corrected in the next 100 years. I would say we have good odds of finding them both to be incomplete in a shorter period of time.

      It is hubris to think we know it all. There is nothing pointing to this. There is no valid reason to draw that conclusion. If we ever do approach a bridge between the macro and the micro (ahem... ) scale, I'm guessing it will have enough question marks to keep physicists working for another 100 or so years, before they realize that someone forgot a symbol somewhere, and we're forced to rewrite large chunks of knowledge again.

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    32. Re:Burden of proof. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      One thing along those lines that annoyed me immensely was a Leonary Nimoy voiced "in search of" supernatural pile of bullshit about Easter Island. The two things that stood out were "what are these mysterious roads that lead into the sea" (which about twenty years before were shown to be boat ramps) and "how were these status moved here and stood up". The second had been demonstrated twenty years before by hosting a huge BBQ in return for getting the locals to show how it was done. There were so many real and interesting things to talk about and several real mysteries and instead the show was about complete lies.
      You can never really stop these scams short of putting people in prison when they hurt others with them. Franklin had to deal with this sort of stuff long ago and some of the stuff he debunked (eg. the health benefits of magnetic fucking blankets) is still being used to scam people today.

    33. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a god. There is an Easter Bunny. There is a liberal conspiracy to destroy the USA.

    34. Re:Burden of proof. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      So what? It still an experience to have, and up to the experiencee to add the meaning.

      That is all fine and dandy, but if you read the actual summary, he clearly states:

      I have access to a supposedly haunted house and been tempted to run a proper scientific investigation.

      The point that I made is that you are wasting your time if you are trying to run a proper scientific investigation. You can't prove a negative, and we already have plenty of pseudoscience videos of ghost hunters on YouTube. If he wants to just go an have fun in a haunted house, then it he would have stated so, and it wouldn't be (ideally) posted on /.

      In short, if he wants to do science, he *is* wasting his time.

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    35. Re:Burden of proof. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      it would lend credibility to the notion that there may exist forces that science has not yet understood

      Every scientist already knows that. What do all these clowns think science really is?
      There is a BIG difference between sudden jumps to wierd conclusions from childrens stories taken far too literally and actually trying to find out what is going on in the world.

    36. Re:Burden of proof. by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      Before anyone runs around talking about ghosts they need to step into the real world. That house you live in is constructed of several thousand components, and several dozen different materials. Concrete, steel, Brick, Stucco, Wood (even different species and the fineness of the grain affect the rates), Wire, and even the carpet pad and carpet expand and contract at different rates under thermal pressure. Every single building in the world has thermal zones with differing temperatures and combined with seasons, sun, cloud cover, night time, wind and precipitation every house is under constant thermal change. Modern houses are sealed tighter, the older the house the more holes in the insulation and the more the house breathes with the outside and the faster thermal shifts will affect the structure.

      With all that in mind, the older the house the more it's going to creak, groan and make noises as the thermal changes cause expansion/contraction and that thermal movement then causes load shifts resulting in shifting stress and strain. But even modern homes with solid insulation will have movement when something as simple as the furnace turns on. A rapid shift to cold in the room could be simply thermal changes opening a gap in the outside envelope that causes outside temperatures to penetrate the structure quickly at that location and is actually a good indicator of a problem that could lead to water penetration, termites or other severe structural damage.

      I'd suggest if the OP wants to excise the ghosts he should simply suggest that the current home owners spend some money on better insulating their home and sealing the outer envelope. Cutting access holes in drywall and spraying an expanding foam (like Icynene) or other retrofit expanding and sealing insulation in the stud cavities that would effectively seal all the little holes would do far more to get rid of their "ghosts" than any investigation or exorcism. It's Occam's razor people, ghosts have been speculated about for years, many many man years have went into trying to prove them, but in all that has there been any real scientific proof? If not it's not a lack of skepticism to say there aren't ghosts, it's a lack of any real proof over thousands of experiments trying to prove they do exist. No the reality of mosts ghosts has been known since the accumulated knowledge of civil and mechanical engineering provided the real reason behind ghosts and it's not anything more fancy than thermal stress and strain that was discovered when thermal dynamics and their principles were crafted into scientific theory.

      To rid a home of ghosts you don't need holy water and a priest, you need insulation and construction workers.

    37. Re:Burden of proof. by milisha · · Score: 1

      My girlfriends old house was 'allegedly' haunted. Late one night I was sitting in the lounge, and witnessed the front door unlock itself, and then swing open. Due to the fact that the 'ghost' wasn't courteous enough to close the door, I assumed it was never latched correctly. Then one night I got throw out of bed by something unseen. My girlfriend was already awake (she had been hearing footsteps around the bed). I guess we're both mad.

    38. Re:Burden of proof. by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1
    39. Re:Burden of proof. by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then one night I got throw out of bed by something unseen. My girlfriend was already awake (she had been hearing footsteps around the bed). I guess we're both mad.

      Sounds more like your girlfriend was mad at you.

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    40. Re:Burden of proof. by cyberfringe · · Score: 1

      Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation of the brain using induced currents has been around for quite a while. Google it. TMS of certain regions of the brain can induce spiritual feelings (in the religious sense). That said, TMS is a procedure for studying the brain, and uses sophisticated and precisely calibrated equipment you are unlikely to find in a haunted house!

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    41. Re:Burden of proof. by mrsnak · · Score: 1

      The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim.

      I cannot even watch these shows. On the other hand, quantum physics leaves the realm of alternate planes interacting with ours, as well as the remnants of past energy entirely plausible. I don't necessarily believe in "ghosts", but I do believe in science. We all all talking out of our butts at this point.

    42. Re:Burden of proof. by blincoln · · Score: 2

      The typical ghost hunting equipment is a Video Camera, Flashlight, Thermal filter for the Camera, and Magnetic field detector.

      There's actually no such thing as a thermal filter for a regular camera. There are certainly infrared filters, but they are near infrared bandpass (like conventional night vision), not thermal (far) infrared. Capturing thermal images requires a specialized sensor and optics - regular glass can't be used.

      That having been said, if the author of TFQ has the budget, they can certainly buy an actual thermal imager, which includes all of these things for US$3-4K.

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    43. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least credit your sig - XKCD

    44. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fascinating. I would love to test this theory out, how can I generate an infrasonic hum?

    45. Re:Burden of proof. by causality · · Score: 1

      An interesting thing I read a while ago suggested that some of the supposed symptoms of "hauntings" are actually mundane, infrasonic phenomena. To wit, if a location has a source of sound waves not far below the boundary of audible frequency (machinery, pipes, ducts or even just free flowing air through the right structure) people and animals will react to the noise with alarm, even though we can't hear it. This has been suggested as one possible mechanism whereby certain animal species react in advance to seismic phenomena. It's possible a person could enter a room with a sustained infrasonic hum and attribute their instinctive sense of alarm to a malevolent presence.

      I consider that to be reasonable in a way that "they're all loonies so I won't even try to investigate anything" isn't.

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    46. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing that the relatives must do is to define exactly what a ghost is and then for all of them to agree on it.

      Then you need to work out how best to detect the defined ghost and to then determine if the detected "thing" satisfies the definition of a "ghost", if you can detect something but it cannot be confirmed as a ghost then it is not proof of the existence of a ghost. Simple solution for simple people, just explain to them that just because they don't know what it is they can not automatically assume that it is a ghost. IE things that go 'bump" in the night can be many different things, but if you cannot determine that it is a ghost then you cannot call it a ghost.

      Also add an electromagnetic detector, motion detectors and IR beams. You may find you end up capturing a hoaxer.

    47. Re:Burden of proof. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I can assert that Keynesian framework is the best economic model.

      You can assert that it is not.

      Most everyone asserts that some economic system is the best or most accurate, according to their view and experience.

      Same with their views on political parties.

      Absolutely none of us can prove it, yet claims are made. We tend to call those "positions".

      90% of all human domains of inquiry are exactly like this.

      I'm not sure who has managed to reduce Western Philosophy to Judge Judy in popular discussion, but no, if the domain does not allow for proof, there is no "burden of proof". There are very few domains in which this supposed requirement is other than completely nonsensical.

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    48. Re:Burden of proof. by Creedo · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I would be a bit disappointed if it turned out that we already know about every possible physical force and/or physical process that could exist in the universe.

      Well, then, it should comfort you to know that we don't. That fact in no way supports the idea of ghosts, however. The problem here is that you cannot formulate a scientifically sound experiment because the premise is not testable and is virtually undefined. It's the same thing with gods and other various spirits. If you can't define a definite mechanism for sensing them, then you can't perform a conclusive experiment. Anything else would be a wild fishing party and all it takes is an effect with no immediately apparent cause to qualify as "evidence." This is exactly what you see on those silly TV shows.

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    49. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The statement "there are no ghosts" is falsifiable. It can be proved wrong by demonstrating the existence of the ghost.

      Yeah? Suppose you can't do that either. See, the experiments *always* scare them away. So you'll be a good agnostic now?

    50. Re:Burden of proof. by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1

      Just some questions. Maybe dumb ones, but one I wanted to ask somewhere in this thread.

      According to M-Theory there are 11 dimensions. Are we in four of them? (Space-Time?) What are in the other seven?

      Is it possible for them to interact in "weird" ways?

    51. Re:Burden of proof. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      True, but you can still discount their existence within a margin of error of 99.99% certainty. And then make bets based on that probability. Not many 'ghost hunters' are willing to put their money where their mouth is on that one.

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    52. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By assuming that the statement "there are no ghosts" is falsifiable you are necessarily assuming the existence of ghosts. Thus, you are incorrect regarding that second statement. FIRST, you must establish the existence of a "ghost" and define it. THEN, you can determine its presence or absence in a given space. The term "ghosts" has not been adequately defined. What is a "ghost"? By definition:

      Merriam-Webster:

      1: the seat of life or intelligence : soul
      2: a disembodied soul; especially : the soul of a dead person believed to be an inhabitant of the unseen world or to appear to the living in bodily likeness
      3: spirit, demon

      American Heritage Dictionary:

      1. The spirit of a dead person, especially one believed to appear in bodily likeness to living persons or to haunt former habitats.
      2. The center of spiritual life; the soul.
      3. A demon or spirit.

      Seems to be defined as "the seat" of intelligence or "spirit", which itself is equally undefined. Essentially, the definition seems to arrive at the concept of disembodied consciousness. It seems, once again, the problem is the human tendencies toward the reification of consciousness. It will be fascinating when science finally uncovers the true nature of consciousness. Personally, I think Jeff Hawkins and Numenta are nearly at that point already.

    53. Re:Burden of proof. by milisha · · Score: 1

      When isn't she mad at me, lol. She weighs about 120 lbs, and I'm about 170, and I was thrown off the foot-rest end of the bed - not just rolled off or anything like that. It would have been a herculean effort. I woke up when I was being picked up, and remember thinking wtf! That said, I can't prove anything - it can't be scientifically proved as it's not repeatable. I can't say, "Mr Ghost, please pick me up and throw me". How can you apply scientific process to something that inhibits intelligence - it won't necessarily do what you want - if anything at all. Ever since I have come to believe in ghosts, but nothing else of note has happened since - I happily walk around the house with the lights off.

    54. Re:Burden of proof. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Looking at the history of science, I wouldn't be terrible shocked if we learned that either GR or SM, or both, are incomplete.

      We know that they're incomplete, actually, since GR and QM give us different models of gravity.

      And I wouldn't be at all shocked if we come up with observations that are well outside of either theory.

      But If those observations are made by the naked eye in a locale that's not somehow extreme (extreme gravity, extreme temperature, extreme electromagnetic fields, etc.), then I would be shocked.

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    55. Re:Burden of proof. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      I know you're just joking, but you might have stumbled onto something.

      Most elephant speech is infrasonic. If such frequencies do make people nervous, then why aren't we more nervous around elephants? (Or are we?)

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    56. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a scientist you should never discount an idea without first reviewing the facts.

      As a scientist you should formulate a credible hypothesis, based on observation and reason, and then you should seek to prove or disprove your hypothesis.

      Ghost hunting forces you to skip over the "credible hypothesis" formulation part.

    57. Re:Burden of proof. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The statement "X phenomena is caused by ghosts" may be falsifiable, however, and may be far more relevant to this case.

    58. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would add infrasonic sensors to the list of entertaining tools to use. I've read a few places that mention that resonances in the range of about 17hz can stimulate your eyes, and are often associated with "haunted" places.

      See Link:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrasonic_sound#Human_reactions_to_infrasound

    59. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course that wouldn't prove that there are ghosts, that people survive death in some kind of non-corporeal form, or anything like that.

      If they did there would be certain places like hospitals and old age homes that should be crawling with them as that is where most people die. But it is always the strange old house that is haunted.

    60. Re:Burden of proof. by williamhb · · Score: 2

      The problem is that the statement "there are ghosts" is not falsifiable. There isn't an experiment you can perform that will prove they don't exist. Maybe the experiment scared them away, or they just didn't turn up etc.

      The statement "there are no ghosts" is falsifiable. It can be proved wrong by demonstrating the existence of the ghost.

      Technically not quite true. Follow it through - how do you demonstrate the existence of the ghost? You have to demonstrate that the supposed "ghost" could not have had a mundane (physical) explanation, and bugger we're back to proving a negative again. "There are no ghosts" is not practically falsifiable because any falsification itself cannot be falsified (and thus can never be accepted).

      This sort of issue is always going to devolve to a philosophical argument. The reason being that strict materialsim ("the only things that exist are material and repeatable") is not only a claim of a negative, but intentionally rules out any evidence that might falsify it. "If it is material and repeatable it can be accepted as evidence and supports our hypothesis that everything is material. But if it is not material and repeatable it will be thrown out as evidence and thus there still is no evidence against our hypothesis that everything is material and repeatable."

      Normally this doesn't matter. Science doesn't actually need everything in the universe to be repeatable and material, but just cares that some things are so that we can go and find them with experiments. But when you then want to apply science to things that are claimed to be non-material, that's where you start hitting issues around fundamental philosophical assumptions about the nature of existence.

    61. Re:Burden of proof. by Beardydog · · Score: 1

      I read/heard somewhere about a clip where the Ghost Hunters review some footage taken by a secondary film crew and notice some spooky lights on the stairs of a distant building. They chalk it up to "something". The timestamp on the footage matches the timestamp on another segment of film... from the primary camera crew... when they were on the stairs of the building.

    62. Re:Burden of proof. by Omestes · · Score: 1

      But If those observations are made by the naked eye in a locale that's not somehow extreme (extreme gravity, extreme temperature, extreme electromagnetic fields, etc.), then I would be shocked.

      You forgot "extremely haunted"... I jest. Somewhat. In all seriousness though, there is something to hauntings, probably not ghosts, or some strange previously unknown law of physics, but there is something going on that hasn't been fully explained. It might be something new and interesting about human psychology, or some interesting tertiary effect of gravity, sound, or some flavor of normally mundane radiation effecting the nervous system. There is something there that should be explained, and by just completely ignoring it we're being bad scientists.

      Note I didn't say "ghosts", or some other supernatural beasty, I would say I'm 99.8% certain that whatever leads to the phenomena that we perceive and call "hauntings" is not caused by ghosts, or spirits, or imps, or fairies, and is instead caused by some unknown secondary effect of something that we already know and understand.

      I haven't seen any theory that naturalistically explains away most perceived hauntings without sounding like contrived "pseudoskepical" handwaving. People should actually hop into this arena and research, but enter it with a naturalistic perspective and not a supernatural one.

      But then again I also "believe" in UFOs, though I don't beleive in little green men, or any other visiting aliens. I believe that UFOs are just that, objects that we can not explain which we perceive as flying.

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    63. Re:Burden of proof. by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Wait what? Are you saying Leonard Nimoy should be tossed in jail because he narrated a TV show?

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    64. Re:Burden of proof. by Noitatsidem · · Score: 1

      Then demonstrate the existence of ghosts. Until then, they have not proven to be existent- and thus should not be assumed to exist. Also, let me ask you this- Why would a ghost be afraid of an experiment? Are the ghost busters coming to get them? I think not.

      Here's a little something for you the statement "pokemon really exist" is not falsifiable. There isn't an experiment you can do to prove that they don't exist. Maybe the experiment scared them away, or you just can't find them, etc.

      The statement "there's no such thing as pokemon" is falsifiable. It can be proven wrong by demonstrating the existence of pokemon.

      Now with a little common sense, we can determine that pokemon are indeed not real, living creatures.

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    65. Re:Burden of proof. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim. .

      Sure. Mostly, I'm playing devil's advocate. "If you think they exist, go ahead and prove it, and I'll even organize an expedition to help you try to prove it." It's still fun for me.

      Maybe you don't have the proper equipment to detect one.

      Hence my question. I'm playing along enough I'd like to give everyone else the best chances of making their point, even if I don't think it'll happen.

    66. Re:Burden of proof. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Thanks! That's a good suggestion, and the kind of thing I'm looking for. Things you can detect which are pretty normal phenomena, but which might cause apparently unexplained reactions/events in the world around you.

    67. Re:Burden of proof. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      90% of all human domains of inquiry are exactly like this.

      I'm not sure who has managed to reduce Western Philosophy to Judge Judy in popular discussion, but no, if the domain does not allow for proof, there is no "burden of proof".

      The existence of some type of being or kind of energy that can be detected by humans falls under science, and so clearly falls in the other 10%. You know, the useful stuff.

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    68. Re:Burden of proof. by Bodrius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that we keep taking colloquial statements from non-scientific people we disagree with and pretending they are properly stated hypothesis to build a strawman so we can feel better about our intellectual superiority.

      Finding 'what the heck is going on here?' is the most basic of scientific endeavors, yet the comments here overflow with predetermined conclusion on the theological question of ghost-existence, with a notorious absence of interest in any actual facts or potential evidence for the 'haunting' phenomena. This reflex is precisely why so many non-technical people think science is just like a 'secular faith with its own beliefs'.

      To pick an arbitrary example, no doctor would work like that and claim its scientific:
      - hey doc, I spent all day in the rain and got a flu...
      - you're an idiot, you can't get the flu without being in contact with the virus. Now get out of my office unless you can really prove you got it from standing in the rain!

      Instead, the doctor would extract the core of what the patient (not assumed to be a doctor or a scientist) actually means ('I feel bad, like when I've had the flu before'), interrogate the patient for the facts and details (symptoms, timelines, contact with other sick people), and translate that into a useful hypothesis for the disease and its cause... and at least go through the process before yelling hypochondriac.

      Of course "there are ghosts" is not a useful scientific hypothesis.It's actually not a question of falsifiability, but specificity: 'ghosts' is not defined well enough to even get to the falsifiable part. Like 'god' most people in a conversation don't mean the same thing with that word, and a *lot* of people won't mean the same thing at different times in the same conversation.

      But the people saying 'there is a ghost in this house!' are rarely trying to build a scientific hypothesis, or are even trained to do that either. They apply 'ghosts' as a shorthand for 'something weird is going on' and a blind jump of faith to a lot of cultural baggage of 'stuff people have said in the past was related to similar weird stuff', as a way to communicate that 'unknown' experience through a common meme. Much like people have always done when other stuff happens and they guess at some pattern: health and sickness, weather, economic hardships, magnets, etc - and people are often wrong when they do that, but that doesn't mean there was no phenomenae to feed those memes in the first place.

      Maybe an investigation finds nothing more than construction defects, bad insulation, gas leaks or defective electronics - if it was fun enough to spend the time, so what? Maybe it finds something more surprising than the usual (without requiring theological explanations).
       

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    69. Re:Burden of proof. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      I dropped my jaw as it was obviously a central heating pipe (no doubt with hot water flowing through it) and an Electrical conduit, no doubt powering the lights upstairs. I then hit my head against the wall when they said it was clear evidence of something weird going on.

      You are assuming the viewers or producers of this program have average or higher intelligence. Most people are dumb enough to believe anything.

    70. Re:Burden of proof. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      And that is the problem with things of this nature (this also applies to something which can prove, to a person, the existence of God). I think that if one experiences something which is very far outside the realm of what we know to be possible, that a supernatural explanation may be sensible. However, if such an event occurs, it will not be believed by anyone else precisely because it is so far outside the realm of what we know to be possible. So you may have something which proves the existence of ghosts for you, but as it is not a repeatable phenomenon, it cannot prove it for anyone else (you probably know that already, of course).

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    71. Re:Burden of proof. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      They are still loonies for attributing things to ghosts. Looking for potentially hazardous conditions in a building (that infrasonic vibrations certainly qualify as) is a legitimate research. As a bonus, it can have useful applications -- explaining the origin of mental diseases in some people (including the above mentioned loonies), updating building codes to avoid those problems, development of building inspection and retrofitting guidelines, etc.

      It's also quite possible that such research already was performed with those very purposes, however people are not aware of it.

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    72. Re:Burden of proof. by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      That is plain dangerous. Think about it:

      If we discounted cold fusion because we have been trying to get it to work for years now and didn't manage, does that really imply a 99.99% chance that we never will?

      As our understanding of a matter grows, our chances to accomplish previously impossible things in that field grow as well.

      So in essence: You can't discount their existence with any certainty because it's such a vague topic that too little reliable scientific data has been accumulated so far. It's like we were cavemen trying to explain the moon. We do not have the means to even come close to the right answer (well, we do have lucky guesses).

    73. Re:Burden of proof. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If we discounted cold fusion because we have been trying to get it to work for years now and didn't manage, does that really imply a 99.99% chance that we never will?

      Working on it for years and not getting it doesn't imply that there's a 99.99% chance that we never will.

      So in essence: You can't discount their existence with any certainty because it's such a vague topic that too little reliable scientific data has been accumulated so far.

      We have research on ghosts dating back to the 1800s. I am fully willing to assert at the 99.999% certainty level that ghosts do not exists. And I will bet money on it, too.

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    74. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Maybe the experiment scared them away, or they just didn't turn up etc."

      Heisenberg's uncerteanity principle for ghosts.

    75. Re:Burden of proof. by cstacy · · Score: 2

      I know you're just joking, but you might have stumbled onto something.

      Most elephant speech is infrasonic. If such frequencies do make people nervous, then why aren't we more nervous around elephants? (Or are we?)

      Every time I think I see an unexplained elephant in my room, *I* get nervous!

    76. Re:Burden of proof. by the+dweeb · · Score: 2

      That's easy. You know how to hum, right? Just keep lowering your pitch until you can't hear yourself and start to feel nervous.

    77. Re:Burden of proof. by toutankh · · Score: 0

      You can claim that ghosts are afraid of you, which in practice won't ever be falsified: they'll never show up in your presence.

    78. Re:Burden of proof. by NinjaNoel · · Score: 1

      I fully agree that the statement "there are ghosts" is not falsifiable, but much of the phenomena in our world is not falsifiable. Science cant 'find evidence' for everything we know to be true. Much of what happens in ours heads is outside of science's abode, but even though science cannot speak on some topics in a 'falsifiable' manner, we still assume science is the only tool for ascertaining truth. Which may be true, as it is the only tool to OBJECTIVELY finding truth, but the objective world may also just be an illusion, and if it is, then what use is science? There is no science that can prove we don't all live in one big shared dream, and anything can happen in dreams, and if it IS all a dream, science cant disprove it. Now some people are SO embedded in the scientific method that they would assert that such statements as 'science cant disprove we are all but dreaming' is a MEANINGLESS phrase, but if fact, it could be true, but by the light of science, you could be denying the very truth of our reality. Science is a great tool, but don't limit the world to one that only science may explain, cause you' may be leaving out a large portion of reality. If it was me, I'd keep an open mind and attempt to gather all evidence, but just cause science cant prove it, that does not give me the right to discard it, as then it would be entirely possible that I'd be missing the point altogether, and that would be bad. :-P

    79. Re:Burden of proof. by gtall · · Score: 1

      That is written about in one chapter of Mary Roach's book, Spook. I highly recommend it. She writes in a humorous style about odd things. Anyhow, in Spook, she observes a scientist trying to measure a "soul", visits researchers in India attempting to find evidence of reincarnation, and also runs into the explanation you just gave. At least I hope I am remembering this from her book and not somewhere else.

      I do a lot of mathematics, but I firmly believe there is a mischievious ghostly entity who moves the abstract structure of the universe around whenever I get close to solving something that would make me famous. I'd like to give him a good kick in the psychic pants.

    80. Re:Burden of proof. by Delgul · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more. Actually, just a bit of topic, but I see some remarkably similarities with the Manmade Global Warming situation. People keep demanding proof that it _isn't_ true while there is nothing to prove ;-) *ducks*

    81. Re:Burden of proof. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Now THAT was a truly spectacular failure in reading comprehension.

    82. Re:Burden of proof. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      THIS: How will investigating one house prove anything either way? It won't.

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    83. Re:Burden of proof. by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Actually it is science. There's two parts to science: finding evidence to back up your claims, and finding alternate explanations to debunk others' claims.

      Going to the local ghost house in and of itself isn't science. Going to the local ghost house to find a non-supernatural explanation for those bumps in the night is very scientific in nature. At worst, you walk away from the experience saying "I can't find an explanation at this time" or "I couldn't duplicate your experience". At best, you walk away from it saying "no, it's not footsteps you're hearing, it's the expansion/contraction of the floorboards that're right over the heating pipes"

      Of course, I suppose there's an element of hubris that prevents some scientists from being willing to conduct an experiment when there's a chance that they may not find an explanation for what's observed. Perhaps that reticence about actually going there is tacet acknowledgement that maybe it actually is ghosts? We'll never know....

    84. Re:Burden of proof. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      How can you apply scientific process to something that inhibits intelligence

      Modeling?

      In this case, I recommend the GOP.

    85. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To pick an arbitrary example, no doctor would work like that and claim its scientific:

      - hey doc, I spent all day in the rain and got a flu...

      - you're an idiot, you can't get the flu without being in contact with the virus. Now get out of my office unless you can really prove you got it from standing in the rain!

      I can easily provide a counterexample to your claim... Posting as anonymous to protect my clients' confidentiality. Doctors aren't as smart as you think.

    86. Re:Burden of proof. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, science then.

      At the point of the formation of a hypothesis, it is not provable. The proposal of the hypothesis (even if only to oneself and one's peers) always precedes developing tests for it, much less "proof".

      Since it is not provable at the point proposed, it should not be proposed, per the "burden of proof" criteria.

      Since no such hypotheses can be proposed ("such hypotheses" being, all of them), no tests or "proof" will be generated.

      And, so, science immediately halts.

      Really, try some Karl Popper rather than Judge Judy for these issues. Or at least note that String Theory is science as it is direct inferences from testable scientific premises, even before a falsifiable test is generated.

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    87. Re:Burden of proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim.

      This.

      As a scientist you should never discount an idea without first reviewing the facts. Facts are much more powerful than any first hand accounts of people who say they saw, felt, heard, or smelled something.

      The typical ghost hunting equipment is a Video Camera, Flashlight, Thermal filter for the Camera, and Magnetic field detector.

      However, I have never once seen any footage that couldn't have been explained by high school physics, or shown to be anything more than a hoax. And you likely won't either. If you are a skeptic, you should not be afraid to wander the dark hallways and should be able to determine that any odd readings are actually coming from a logical source that most people are too afraid to check into.

      I remember watching one show, and they were absolutely surprised that this "one pipe" was giving off a lot of heat and this "other pipe" was giving off some weird Magnetic field. I dropped my jaw as it was obviously a central heating pipe (no doubt with hot water flowing through it) and an Electrical conduit, no doubt powering the lights upstairs. I then hit my head against the wall when they said it was clear evidence of something weird going on.

      Facts are meaningless, they can be used to prove anything.

    88. Re:Burden of proof. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Couple that with lucid dreaming and I think you've just eliminated about 98% of the reported hauntings out there.

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    89. Re:Burden of proof. by millennial · · Score: 1

      Dimensions are just measurements. They're not places you can be 'in'.

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    90. Re:Burden of proof. by millennial · · Score: 1

      To expand on that: A square is two-dimensional; it only has two measurements: width and length. We have three (height, width, depth), and we experience motion along a fourth (time). There may well be some objects with 11 dimensions, but we don't.

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    91. Re:Burden of proof. by Handbasket+Passenger · · Score: 1
      I couldn't disagree more with you. OP, please read this before you take this person's advice:
      1. The person that posted seemed to assume that you did not want to investigate for fun, but to prove your friends wrong. Lets not take ourselves so seriously... after all, who doesn't like to get a little spooked every once in a while?
      2. Some of the best experimental science came from positing a question, then carrying out an experiment based on said question, even if the experiment would never have been able to completely prove one's hypothesis. Sometimes, it truly is the journey and not the destination that we learn the most from.
      3. Objectivity is king in cases like this. While the commenter I'm replying to is correct, that there is almost no way to completely prove the existence of "Spirits" (save sitting down and having a philosophical debate with Carl Sagan), there is also no way to disprove it either. Therefore, it must fall into the varying categories of levels of possibility. To discount all "Spirit Activity" as something akin to the mental/spiritual opiate of a less intelligent sub-culture of humanity without at least attempting to investigate their claims would be doing those people a disservice.
      4. And lastly, there is always the chance that a new, completely natural phenomena is occurring at that particular spot, and you could be the first to document it. One in a million... maybe... but still a pretty cool thought.

      If you are really interested in doing this, I hope that some of these comments don't put you off to the idea. At most, you could find some pretty cool natural (or possibly unnatural) phenomena. At least, you could have some fun with some friends on a spooky friday night.

      Happy Ghost Hunting!

    92. Re:Burden of proof. by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

      If you want to be doubly sure, you can soak your insulation in holy water and bless your construction workers with a priest. Why take the risk?

    93. Re:Burden of proof. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      (eg. the health benefits of magnetic fucking blankets)

      Where does one buy a blanket that contains magnets that is then used for fucking?

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    94. Re:Burden of proof. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Bodrius. That's almost exactly how I'm approaching the matter. I use "ghost" because that's what's already been applied to the house, but my real aim is to go exploring and find out the source of "all that weird stuff," whatever it may be.

    95. Re:Burden of proof. by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      This is the most informative post I've ever read by someone named after a character from the Wheel of Time series. :-P

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    96. Re:Burden of proof. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, 'hmm... that's funny...'"
      - Isaac Asimov

      Sometimes just looking and saying "That's funny" is enough to discover something new. Maybe it is something the person who found it didn't know about, but that science does, in which case it expands that person's knowledge to look into it. Isn't this exactly what science is built on?

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    97. Re:Burden of proof. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Oh? As I recall, there were some stories not too long about that the Voyager probes are not where they should be based upon GR or the SM. So how would you explain that with our current knowledge? Obviously there are forces out there that we don't know at all, or enough of, to explain the positional anomaly of these probes.

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    98. Re:Burden of proof. by RJHelms · · Score: 1

      But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?

      The answer is, no.

    99. Re:Burden of proof. by anegg · · Score: 1

      You may have missed all the fun and excitement of the book "Chariots of the Gods" by a guy named Erich von Daniken http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chariots_of_the_Gods%3F. It was all the rage when I was young, and I couldn't understand why *someone* wasn't doing more about it... when I got older and wiser, and found out that von Daniken made mountains out of molehills, rejected quite plausible explanations, and in some cases just made crap up, I was enlightened.

      It didn't take me too long after that to begin to question the evidence shown to me in my church youth group that Noah's Ark was real, and had been found on the slopes of Mt. Ararat. We were even taken to see a movie, in a cinema, showing the discovery. After that I became even more enlightened.

    100. Re:Burden of proof. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Those are fair points, rahvin.Though in this case one of the reported "symptoms" of the haunting involves the owner of the house waking up to find a ghost woman sitting at the foot of her bed. I'm not sure there's a component of the house that could be broken enough to explain that one.

      Yes, I know, the obvious answer around here is is "her head" is the broken component. And clearly we've got to address issues of the reliability of the observation, and also the trustworthiness of the source. In this case I've got a lot of sources and don't think they're all inclined to lie. But I also don't think I can really believe anyone else's experience, which is why I want to go and check it out myself.

    101. Re:Burden of proof. by assertation · · Score: 2


      The problem is that we keep taking colloquial statements from non-scientific people we disagree with and pretending they are properly stated hypothesis to build a strawman so we can feel better about our intellectual superiority.

      *This*

      I see so many of these sophomoric types on the internet. I avoid "skeptics" and atheist groups because of it. These people discover no new knowledge. They just cut down some person's ridiculous view and then puff their chest out like they are Socrates.

      What a tiresome bore.

      Dude, I am so stealing your quote and not giving you credit for it :)

    102. Re:Burden of proof. by BeerAndLoathing · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the low-quality point and shoot digital camera with a tiny sensor. How else will you be able to detect the 'orbs'?

    103. Re:Burden of proof. by Chriscypher · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the statement "there are ghosts" is not falsifiable. There isn't an experiment you can perform that will prove they don't exist. Maybe the experiment scared them away, or they just didn't turn up etc.

      The statement "there are no ghosts" is falsifiable. It can be proved wrong by demonstrating the existence of the ghost.

      Au contrare.

      "there are ghosts" is falsifiable.

      Just find a ghost and ask them if they exist.

      --
      "You have liberated me from thought."
    104. Re:Burden of proof. by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      Here we have a thread filled with posts in which people wax eloquent about science and evidence. Somebody posts a tiny scrap of information on the subject of ghosts, hardly enough to do anything with, but a start, and its ignored except for a flippant comment.

    105. Re:Burden of proof. by King+Louie · · Score: 1

      Correct and well said, up to a point.

      Assuming a person has some objective phenomenon they can point to, such as hearing a noise or seeing an object move, that particular phenomenon can be investigated. For some, an obvious cause can be determined: the pipe is hot because water flows through it; the voices you heard were from another room and were channeled through he heating duct. For other phenomena, no explanation can be found: no one has been in the room, but something left a person-shaped depression in the bed. The cause could be anything from a practical joke to some paranormal phenomenon, but all that can be said is that the investigator does not *know" what the cause was.

      If the phenomena are less physical (e.g., seeing something or having a feeling of something), it becomes much more difficult to prove a cause due to their intangible nature. Causes can be suggested, but no one can say for sure exactly what the cause was.

      I have a biologist friend who has debunked part of a reputed haunting in his house through a little careful deduction, but other aspects remain unexplained. That is the crux of "science" -- being able (and willing) to distinguish between what you know and what you suspect or believe. And the fact is, nobody *knows* what causes the phenomena generally attributed to "ghosts."

    106. Re:Burden of proof. by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim.

      This.

      As a scientist you should never discount an idea without first reviewing the facts. Facts are much more powerful than any first hand accounts of people who say they saw, felt, heard, or smelled something.

      The typical ghost hunting equipment is a Video Camera, Flashlight, Thermal filter for the Camera, and Magnetic field detector.

      However, I have never once seen any footage that couldn't have been explained by high school physics, or shown to be anything more than a hoax. And you likely won't either. If you are a skeptic, you should not be afraid to wander the dark hallways and should be able to determine that any odd readings are actually coming from a logical source that most people are too afraid to check into.

      I remember watching one show, and they were absolutely surprised that this "one pipe" was giving off a lot of heat and this "other pipe" was giving off some weird Magnetic field. I dropped my jaw as it was obviously a central heating pipe (no doubt with hot water flowing through it) and an Electrical conduit, no doubt powering the lights upstairs. I then hit my head against the wall when they said it was clear evidence of something weird going on.

      Of course its weird. You mean to tell me that you don't find it weird that supossedly edcuated and rational people can't identify a heating pipe and electrical doncuit? I find that quite wierd and disturbing.

    107. Re:Burden of proof. by telomerewhythere · · Score: 1
      The way I was thinking of it is there can be an infinite number of squares in a cube and they will never interact. If the physical realm is measured in four dimensions only, then is it possible that a 5 or 6 dimensioned object can be really close to us in the four that we understand, but far in the fifth or sixth, so much that we never perceive it?

      Or am I misunderstanding completely?

    108. Re:Burden of proof. by ghmh · · Score: 1

      In short, if he wants to do science, he *is* wasting his time.

      No, he's just accumulating additional evidence using whatever tools he decides to use that he wasn't able to detect ghosts using his methods (assuming that was the outcome of course). It's still science.

  7. Blah blah blah by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Why not just make it up? That's what Andrew Wakefield did to "prove" MMR vaccines gave children autism.

    I can't imagine why anyone would want to bother doing a serious investigation. Do what they do with all those horrid son-of-blair-witch-project TV shows do and just bullshit.

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    1. Re:Blah blah blah by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I'll tell you why not. The OP probably isn't being given sufficient money by ambulance chasers to falsify the data like Wakefield was.

  8. How about by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bring some common fucking sense, and a stick to hit those who didn't bring any?

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    John
    1. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you stupid mod, this should not be moderated as funny, it is informative !

    2. Re:How about by Altrag · · Score: 1

      "Common sense" tells me that there's plenty of stuff in the world that we don't understand yet on a scientific level. The whole ghost/paranormal phenomenon has been researched from here to hell and back right now, and for the most part the conclusion is "probably nothing but we can't rule it out" (averaged across all investigations;))

      The same argument applies to religion, magic and any other non-corporeal system you can imagine. There's a lack of hard evidence for any of these things to be sure, but there's also a lot of soft evidence for them, and no way of 100% "proving" a non-existence. It could always be "somewhere else" and you're just looking in the wrong spot.

      Who knows.. maybe ghosts can see into our brains and run away from anyone with a reasonable analytic powers so only those predisposed to superstition will ever find them!

      Main point is though, "common sense" has little or nothing to do with scientific inquiry (and in these days of quantum mechanics and high-dimensional manifolds and whatnot, common sense can actually be highly detrimental to scientific understanding!)

    3. Re:How about by vbraga · · Score: 1

      but there's also a lot of soft evidence for them

      Where?

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    4. Re:How about by binford2k · · Score: 1

      *this*

    5. Re:How about by kubernet3s · · Score: 1

      See what others have said about Russell's Teapot, Invisible Pink Unicorn, burden of proof, etc.

      The large body of "soft evidence" you mention for paranormal phenomena work far worse as soft evidence for the paranormal and more as hard evidence for delusions or fraud. If you can't prove the existence or non-existence of something, don't claim it exists. Looking for proof of the definitive non-existence of something is not a valid use of scientific principle. Common sense might not be the best policy to adopt, but scientific sense certainly should be!

      Probably the most scientific response to such claims is to ignore them, and tell your friends politely that they are crackpots, and that that area of discussion should be avoided.

    6. Re:How about by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      "Common sense" tells me that there's plenty of stuff in the world that we don't understand yet on a scientific level ...

      Therefore the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real! HAH! ON YOUR KNEES, SINNER!

      There's a lack of hard evidence for any of these things to be sure, but there's also a lot of soft evidence for them

      Heh. Soft evidence, huh? That's the coolest euphemism for "shit" that I've ever heard!

    7. Re:How about by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Common sense, apparently, isn't all that common.

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    8. Re:How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Soft evidence, huh? That's the coolest euphemism for "shit" that I've ever heard!

      As in "Man, that burrito did not sit well with me, I really have to take a soft evidence!"?

  9. You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's one thing to call yourself a skeptic but to keep your mind open. It's another to believe the pseudoscience of the ghost hunters and to walk around looking for EM fields or aberrations in infrared cameras which don't exist in the first place.

    Those guys are nut jobs or con artists and you sound like one of the former.

    -Not a ghost

    1. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      I love how they used compressed audio formats on digital recorders to listen for "voices."

    2. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Narcocide · · Score: 2

      I also love how they carry around highly sensitive EM field readers and assume the spikes in the readings are ghosts - meanwhile carrying around tons of electronic recording and communication devices (like cellphones and digital cameras).

    3. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do we know you're not a ghost? Claiming not to be one sounds exactly like something a ghost that didn't want to be discovered would say!

      -A ghost

    4. Re:You've got to be kidding me by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Frankly I think a better way to spend an evening is with the women's underwear section of a 1975 Sears catalog and a bottle of hand lotion. If you really want to spook your friends and neighbors, demonstrate that phenomenon to them.

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    5. Re:You've got to be kidding me by bagboy · · Score: 1

      Wow - I was planning on this tonight (using vagisil though - hand lotion is too greasy)!

    6. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      demonstrate that phenomenon to them.

      Sounds pretty normal to me.

    7. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a ghost.

      - A Spook

    8. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Quirkz · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Honestly, I thought it sounded like a fun way to spend a night with some friends, and figured I should do something more than sit in the dark asking "What's that noise?" every few seconds. I'm a geek at heart, so why not take some readings, record some data, and find out what kinds of things (weird temperature pockets, magnetic fields) are all around us that we just don't notice most of the time?

      - Less of a nut job than you think

    9. Re:You've got to be kidding me by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      The obvious question is: What observable phenomena would indicate the presence of "ghosts"? He mentions heat changes, but... why? Why would ghosts radiate heat? It's just as plausible to suggest that ghosts would radiate the smell of cookies or high-energy X-rays. On the other hand, if you observe the smell of cookies (or heat or X-rays), why would that be evidence of ghosts, rather than evidence of free-floating midichlorians or of demons or of ley lines rendered unstable by global warming?

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    10. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's the men's underwear section of the 1975 Sears catalog where you can see a penis.

    11. Re:You've got to be kidding me by plover · · Score: 5, Informative

      OK, well then go ahead and bring some common types of detection gear. Bring a digital camera (DSLR would be best, but bring the most sensitive you've got.) If you can find one, bring an EM detector. Perhaps bring a multi-band radio, one that has a manual squelch so you can hear the static, and with a portable antenna. Maybe an optical distance thermometer. And bring a video camera.

      Also bring some experimenting supplies. Aluminum foil and wire would be good. Duct tape and some tripods will be useful, as will a few ordinary tools (a multi-tool knife/pliers thing would probably suffice.) Various clear plastic bags. If you can, get different color LED flashlights to look at things under different colors of light. Plain white paper. A box to put stuff in.

      Go over how each of the things you brought detects something, then amplifies the results so you can see it. The camera detects light with a CMOS sensor, and does so in 1/60th of a second; the EM detector detects lines of magnetic flux with a coil of wire, etc.

      Explain how every sensor has its limits. For example, a light switch is a sensor of human fingers. It doesn't switch itself, a person has to push harder than the internal spring to toggle the lights. The light switch can't detect humans that don't press hard enough, but the lack of flipping doesn't prove there's no human there. Note also that the lack of flipping doesn't prove there IS a human there, either. Then take out the camera and explain how the CMOS sensor has a similar threshold, and requires a certain amount of light. Anything below that threshold proves only that there wasn't enough light.

      If a camera sensor has no light at all when you press the shutter, you'll find that the sensor is not perfect, and not all the cells are exactly pure black. The differences in the individual cells will show up as variations in black.

      Set the camera to RAW mode, or to the highest resolution possible. Change the ISO setting from "Auto" and set it to the highest possible value. Set the aperture as closed as possible (high F stop) and set the shutter speed as fast as possible. Fully obscure the camera lens with aluminum foil and take a couple of pictures, then magnify one of the pictures on the computer screen until you can clearly see distinct pixels. Notice how even though no light should have reached the lens, some of the pixels are brighter than others. Compare this to the other pictures you took of the covered lens, and look for differences between them. They might all be the same, or there might be some variations.

      Then take the still-foil-wrapped camera and put it someplace cold for a while, and take another couple of pictures of blackness once it chills. Finally, warm it up to body temperature and take another set of pictures. Compare all three temperature pictures, and look for differences. You might find something like the cold sensor pictures have a more consistent level of black, while the warm sensor pictures have less consistent black. Or the other way around.

      When you're bored of the camera, pull out the EM meter. Make various coils with the wire, and see if they affect the readings. See if having one end of the coil grounded makes a difference. See if grounding both ends makes a difference. See if having a person hold one end makes a difference. See if it makes a difference if the person is also running a video camera. See if it makes a difference if your cell phones are on or off. If you find a spot in the house with a strangely high EM reading, make a shield of aluminum foil and hook the wire to it and ground the other end, and see if that can change it.

      Try various things to reproduce anomalies you may have seen on the TV shows. Come up with hypotheses, and create experiments to confirm your suspicions.

      --
      John
    12. Re:You've got to be kidding me by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't radiate heat - the most common reported "observation" is "a chill". I guess they suck up heat. Not that it makes any more sense, but you need to get your mythology straight :)

      The phenomena you're looking for don't need to make sense. Obviously he's doing this at the behest of relatives/friends who think that ghosts exist. So if he wants to make it interesting, he needs to ask THEM what kind of observations might indicate a ghost. Get them looking into it, get them thinking about it, get them to outline what exactly they expect to find, and then go and look for it. They're the ones saying ghosts are real, so they're the ones who need to quantify what a ghost is and how you can tell when you've got one. Without that you'll just be accused of chasing strawmen.

    13. Re:You've got to be kidding me by realsablewing · · Score: 1

      I would recommend searching for ghost hunting groups on the web, they usually list equipment that they use. Search for ghost hunters or paranormal societies, there may be one in your area. I would also recommend taking along a voice recorder. There are two ways you can use this, one is to turn the recorder on, ask questions, pause and then talk more. Supposedly if there is a ghost or some other presence there, when you play back the tape you can hear something answering your question or talking to you.

      The other option is using a voice activated recorder and placing it in a room, shutting the door and leaving it until the next morning. The next day, pick up the recorder, rewind the tape and see if you hear anything. I did this once in a room that was supposed to be haunted, there was something on the tape. However, in looking back I didn't take enough precautions to secure the room and ensure that nothing else was picked up so I don't accept this recording as enough evidence of the room being haunted, just indicating that the room should be investigated more for anomalies.

      I appreciate your skepticism and willingness to investigate further. Myself, I think there are instances where there may be hauntings and such but I am also skeptical and try to question what happened, is there another explanation, it can be too easy to just accept some slight happening as a haunting when there is another more down to earth explanation.

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    14. Re:You've got to be kidding me by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      To ask the obvious (or at least it seems obvious to me): what supernatural phenomena are reported to occur in this haunted house? Strange noises? Then bring good recording equipment. Visible apparitions? Bring video equipment. Electronic devices spontaneously turning themselves on and off? Bring a variety of electronic equipment, a meter to measure power line noise, etc. You need to know what you're looking for.

      Of course, if you spend the night and fail to observe anything, that's unlikely to convince the believers. That is the difficulty with trying to prove a negative. Just because nothing happened while you were there, that doesn't mean nothing ever happens.

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    15. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're not nut job for thinking about trying to 'measure ghosts' , you're a nut job for posting it on slashdot. turn in your geek card :)

    16. Re:You've got to be kidding me by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Smartphones have a magnetic compass that could be your magnetic field detector and data logger right there!

      Android phones have the ability to use Tasker - a great app that lets you program phone to some extent - SMS alert perhaps when the compass moves. Multitasking means you could run multiple data loggers to cover all the various ways a smartphone can sense it's environment.

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    17. Re:You've got to be kidding me by CycleMan · · Score: 2

      I hereby volunteer to investigate any homes that are haunted by ghosts which radiate cookies, preferably chocolate chip. And if instead we just find goblins that exude bacon, we'll call it a win for science.

    18. Re:You've got to be kidding me by danielwm · · Score: 1

      Good for you - hope you have fun! It's really not clear to me why so many posters are upset that you'd like to try something. Most likely they're just excited to have an opportunity to be bombastic and feel superior - If they really feel that its such a waste of time, they wouldn't spend more time posting about what a waste of time it is. My only advice would be to keep it simple - you'll probably come up with nothing, but you can at least limit the variety of confounding factors. Develop a simple hypothesis and use simple tests. And have fun.

    19. Re:You've got to be kidding me by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Read this story with your friends: http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/361/

      Btw, I am being serious and not sarcastic. Have fun!

    20. Re:You've got to be kidding me by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Also, you should bring a magnetometer. Probably a modern samrt phone will do, but I don't know.

    21. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fear of ghosts is not a fear of ghosts. It is the hard-wired evolved fear of predators at night, that our DNA carries as residue from animal DNA of species before us - including reptilian, avian, aquatic and mammalian.
      Just imagine you are a hunted animal in the forest. That is why we instinctively fear ghosts with fans or large canines (predators who ate prey), fierce expressions (chase and tussle by the predator), growling or hooting sounds(big cats, wolves, hyenas), darkness (hunted at night), cold breeze(hunted at night), eerie silence (animals hunted in the plains), slithering or hustling in the shadows (snakes, nocturnal predators) and so on.
      These methods brought us death when humans were upright apes travelling in hunting groups too. In groups, the guys at the edge/fringe of groups were the ones at risk. Hence the desire to be surrounded by the group to feel safe.

      There may or may not be living beings / consciousnesses with or without bodies and superior powers, I dont know and dont care, what I know for sure is that our fear of ghosts is NOT a fear of ghosts but a fear of predators hardwired into our brains for survival from our ape and earlier evolutionary history.

      If we were really afraid of ghosts, we would be paranoid 24x7 since the ghost can read your mind and see through you 24x7, in broad daylight, in the middle of a crowd, inside an ordinary shopping mall. But we dont get scared in such places. We get scared when we are alone or when it is dark.

      That is not a fear of ghosts. The ghosts they describe in stories and movies simply do not exist. There may be higher beings, but then, what separates those from God or Angels? And what could such proper bodyless beings possibly want in the material world?

      It is impossible to accept that a stupid human gets super powers by accident. The only thing that causes odd powers in nature is mutation. And in the rarest of rare cases where mutation is both useful and beneficial to the mutant, they become a big news story anyway.
      Even mutation cannot explain the "ghost" belief system.

    22. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ughhhh, he slimed me.

    23. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      You don't sit in the dark to see ghosts. You sit in the light.
      Most "apparitions" appear as indistinct shadows in the light, not glowy things in the dark.

      One of the 'For Good Reason' podcasts talked ghost hunting a while back.

    24. Re:You've got to be kidding me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a pretty common element in the folklore that the presence of a ghost is accompanied by a precipitous drop in temperature. If you recorded one of those and couldn't explain it, it wouldn't be proof of a ghost, but it would be very interesting data that would warrant further investigation. What's wrong with collecting data?

    25. Re:You've got to be kidding me by anegg · · Score: 1

      The problem with the approach that you have outlined is that there are bound to be some random inputs picked up by these sensors, and the human brain is wired to find patterns, even in random noise. Without a pre-determined notion of what types of input will correctly identify the presence of a ghost, any random input that appears to have a pattern will be determined to be evidence of a ghost, and its highly likely that random input will appear to have a pattern, to at least one member of the group. With as much equipment and monitoring as you are suggesting, it would be surprising if nothing happened that could construed as "evidence" of "something weird" happening.

      Limited data collection attempts as proposed (without a theory, and without a lot of repeated trials under various conditions, including locations known to *not* have ghosts) may well *backfire* and convince people that something really is out there. In fact, when the random input phenomena are observed occurring in locations believe to not have ghosts, your "true believers" are going to insist that that location has ghosts, too, rather than accept that the original location doesn't. The scientific equipment doesn't lie, does it? This is how psueudo-science gains adherents.

    26. Re:You've got to be kidding me by plover · · Score: 1

      But that's why they should take time to play with the sensors, and to understand their lower limit thresholds. They can discover in advance that anything they see on an exposure darker than "X" is most likely due to the environment of the sensor, not of the light falling on it.

      I wouldn't at all be surprised to see patterns in an all-black shot. JPEG quantization would be my first guess at an explanation. The proximity of my body heat to the sensor would be next, drafts in the camera body, humidity, static electricity, radon dust, manufacturing defects, CMOS noise, etc. There are dozens of natural phenomena that the sensor could be sensitive to in an all-black exposure.

      The paranormal would always be last on my list, as I would tend to think I was missing the physical explanation before believing a metaphysical one was responsible.

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  10. Edison Phone by longhairedgnome · · Score: 2

    Buy an Edison Phone from Chris Moon and his mom.

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  11. Wrong location by Quasar1999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take the people who believe they're in a haunted house and send them through an MRI to see what part of their brain is damaged. Don't waste your time in the supposed haunted house, the feeling of a 'presence' and 'ghosts' and any other paranormal crap is all in the person's head. So start there.

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    1. Re:Wrong location by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, but you have to trick them into getting into the MRI machine. Your best bet is probably to tell them that it's a super secret spectral chamber where they will be able to hear the screams of the undead, but only if they agree to remain absolutely still.

    2. Re:Wrong location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't waste your time in the supposed haunted house, the feeling of a 'presence' and 'ghosts' and any other paranormal crap is all in the person's head.

      Not necessarily. Infrasound is an ordinary physical phenomenon that can induce sensations of the paranormal in people. Attributing the sensation to ghosts shows a lack of scientific rigor, but it's hard to fault them too much for being confounded by a disconcerting physical phenomenon that many people are unaware of.

    3. Re:Wrong location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the easy way is to tell them that the magnets will confer upon them a special protection against ghosts, spectres, poltergeists, free floating vapors, and Zool.

    4. Re:Wrong location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are people are so negative about this kind of thing? If you don't believe in it, that's fine, but just because people have different beliefs doesn't make them loons. God bless you all anyway.

    5. Re:Wrong location by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Why are people are so negative about this kind of thing? If you don't believe in it, that's fine, but just because people have different beliefs doesn't make them loons. God bless you all anyway.

      lol

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    6. Re:Wrong location by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 1

      Don't waste your time in the supposed haunted house, the feeling of a 'presence' and 'ghosts' and any other paranormal crap is all in the person's head.

      Has this been proven?

      Saying things like that seems unscientific. What a ghost is not exactly well defined. Also, you can't exactly prove whether someone's feelings are of an external source or not. I don't think we have 1/1000,000th of the understanding of the human brain that would be required to say something like that.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't think ghosts exist, but pretending that the opposite is 100 % true seems intellectually dishonest. Which probably explains the arrogance such claims are often accompanied with, because there is really no substance to the argument, just personal belief.

      The standard 'sceptic' method of studying alleged supernatural phenomena is to confirm that they have natural explanations. Mostly any weird light and sound is always explained by reflections, wind, insects, animals. When someone says, "I felt something pass through me", things start to get tricky, because then you need to prove that the person in question is FOS.

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    7. Re:Wrong location by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 1

      Why are people are so negative about this kind of thing? If you don't believe in it, that's fine, but just because people have different beliefs doesn't make them loons. God bless you all anyway.

      lol

      Don't do that! Every time someone writes lol, a tie fighter crashes. (Damn! I did it again.)

      But seriously, I envy the people who believe in ghosts and stuff. It takes me serious amounts of (expensive) pot to consider the existence of monsters in my closet. They get it for free.

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  12. Check These Guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a look at these guys:

    http://www.rockymountainparanormal.com/paranormal.htm

    I have a causal interest in the scientific processes of these organisations and they are the best I have seen (unfortunately, not many good mobs out there for those not interested in sensationalist media representation). They may be able to give you some guidance.

    1. Re:Check These Guys by cinderellamanson · · Score: 0

      That's cool, but they don't sell anything, so I searched for more. Found what I would start with, the ghost meter pro. It actually looks kind of interesting.

      http://www.theghosthunterstore.com/emfmeters.html#The_Ghost_Meter_Pro

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    2. Re:Check These Guys by ezzzD55J · · Score: 0

      How was your interest in the scientific processes caused ;-) ?

  13. Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

    Ghost investigations? Nothing else in the queue for the front page today?

    Dear Slashdot, I have family and friends that believe the Earth is 6,600 years old, what tools do I need to prove them right?

    1. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Dear Slashdot, I have family and friends that believe the Earth is 6,600 years old, what tools do I need to prove them right?

      A bible and a frontal lobotomy. Of course, it only proves it to the one with the lobotomy.

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    2. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, I would love it if somebody had an answer to that question. If creationism made any actual testable predictions, you could disprove it.

    3. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I always throw radioactive decay at them. "Do you believe in Radon gas?" If yes, then "Radon gas, Rn-222 is a byproduct of Uranium decay and it takes a hair under 4.5 billion years for it to occur."

    4. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Ghost investigations? Nothing else in the queue for the front page today?

      Dear Slashdot, I have family and friends that believe the Earth is 6,600 years old, what tools do I need to prove them right?

      A video camera and a time machine. If you're trying to disprove it, bring a spacesuit too.

    5. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Radon gas - otherwise known as "devil farts". 4.5B years not needed, just a good breakfast of sinners and some beans.

      There's no winning against magical arguments. Don't even bother.

    6. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      If yes, then "Radon gas, Rn-222 is a byproduct of Uranium decay and it takes a hair under 4.5 billion years for it to occur."

      Yeah, but God created Radon (pre-aged for our convenience!) along with the rest of the Earth, 6000 years ago.

      Or maybe he created the Earth last Tuesday, complete with 7 billion humans and their artificially constructed memories of their lives before then. Why not? No point in being omnipotent if you can't mess with people.... :^)

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    7. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by aXis100 · · Score: 2

      Urgh, that's not how it works.

      It might have a 4.5 billion years half-life - that's just the statistical average speed. Any one atom could randomly decay at any time immediately after it was created.

    8. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      But one atom isn't going to be detectable in someone's basement or crawl space.

    9. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by vikisonline · · Score: 1

      Obviously god put it there to test your faith...

    10. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that argument is that if you assume there is a god powerful enough to create the universe from nothing, then he could just create Rn-222 from nothing.

    11. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by gtall · · Score: 1

      I like how He buried all those dinosaur bones, prefossillized, some even with teeth marks. That had to be a lot of work.

    12. Re:Whats next? Creationism research questions? by anegg · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the spaceship. The earth isn't in the same spot that it was 1000 years ago, never mind 6,600. You will need to be able to travel around a bit.

  14. One Videodrome Helmet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Long live the New Flesh!

  15. Be careful by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Whatever you do, don't cross the beams.

    1. Re:Be careful by Illicon · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, don't cross the streams. FTFY

    2. Re:Be careful by DuranDuran · · Score: 1

      Don't cross the *streams*.

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  16. A Shotgun and Plenty of Ammo by JamesonLewis3rd · · Score: 1

    Ghost Busters on your speed dial and some antidotes.

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  17. Get the believers to make... by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...an objectively testable prediction. If you can't get them to make such a prediction quit wasting your time.

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    1. Re:Get the believers to make... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all fairness, though, how does this make ghosts different than string theory?

    2. Re:Get the believers to make... by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      Let's say the believer is telling the truth...

      How on Earth is the believer going to be able to predict where the ghost will turn up next?!?

      It would be like saying "So, you say you saw a burglar outside your window last night who left no trace? Well, tell us when you expect him to return.".

    3. Re:Get the believers to make... by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      Most ghost stories aren't "I saw it this one time, and then it never appeared again"... they're more along the lines of "every morning between 2:00am and 4:00am I hear footsteps coming from the attic", or "an apparition appears regularly at the top of the stairs".

      That kind of ghost story is very easily testable... you just have to set up your instruments to record it, wait for it to happen again, and then find an explanation for what you saw.

  18. Proper preparation by simonbp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If TV is any guide, make sure sure to practice your reflexes: you must be able to scream in terror at the slightest sound, movement or smell. Also, cultivate your sense of paranoia, because how else will you see the ghosts behind every action? Plus, go down to the hardware store and buy every piece of random electronic testing equipment, because any sensor will detect ghosts if you look hard enough...

    1. Re:Proper preparation by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Perhaps dropping liquid LSD in their coffee mugs will produce the right effect.

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    2. Re:Proper preparation by SpasticWeasel · · Score: 1

      It also doesn't hurt to look good under night vision

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  19. I do I do I do believe in spooks! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    While I'm a firm skeptic, I will concede they make for good stories.

    With the billions of people who have by now inhabited Earth and died here, we'd by up to our armpits in protoplasm if they really did exist.

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    1. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by countSudoku() · · Score: 0

      And you would think ONE of those charlatan, douchbags would have the sense to snap a nice picture of the "elusive spirits". In this case the "spirits" are named Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. The burden of proof is on the douchbags. The same idiots who believe in them are also members of the Tea Party and believe a witch with big tits and nice legs and hair could be president... FAIL! More red state shitheadery.

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    2. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "ectoplasm." Protoplasm is the content of a LIVE cell.

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    3. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      With the billions of people who have by now inhabited Earth and died here, we'd by up to our armpits in protoplasm if they really did exist.

      Heh yeah that's why the surface of the Earth is covered in dead bodies.

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    4. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      With the billions of people who have by now inhabited Earth and died here, we'd by up to our armpits in protoplasm if they really did exist.

      No, you've got it wrong. While the number of ghosts is indeed increasing, the amount of protoplasm is constant. That's why modern ghosts are so much smaller than the old kind. In another few decades, ghosts will only be detectable under a microscope.

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    5. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by ghmh · · Score: 1
      They're all zombies.

      Solipsists of the world, unite!

    6. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the dead bodies are gone, yes? They're still here. You're made of the same atoms.

    7. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      So the dead bodies are gone, yes? They're still here. You're made of the same atoms.

      So... what you're saying is the more we learn via investigation, the more can be explained. Right?

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    8. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that most ghosts hide underground? Interesting. Let me guess - the ghost of Elvis told you that?

    9. Re:I do I do I do believe in spooks! by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      With the billions of people who have by now inhabited Earth and died here, we'd by up to our armpits in protoplasm if they really did exist.

      I've read that more people exist today than have ever died. If we accept a modern population explosion of that magnitude, even if not quite true, you can simply imagine doubling the population of the earth. While there are local areas where people would notice the population doubling, most of the earth is sparsely enough populated that we wouldn't even need to cross paths. Part of the premise lies in "ghosts" not needing to eat or needing shelter, although I'm sure there are enough attics and basements that quite a number of "ghosts" could get shelter. Additionally, most of the people I know who believe in "ghosts" believe they're a small fraction of the dead, largely those with unfinished business. Assuming there's a positive rate of "ghosts" who are able to "finish their business" (perhaps along the lines of, "everybody I know of has now died, there's nobody of meaning to torment), I don't see how your statement is necessarily a barrier to accepting the theory.

      Obviously, I'm skeptical, but I have other reasons. Firstly, a lack of evidence.

      I could say my home is haunted. Only on some occasions, there are some strange clanging noises coming from the walls and ceilings. At some times, it feels like it's coming from all around me. My home is only 15 years old, but we're not the first inhabitants. Now, breaking that down, it's only from November to March, and it's when I'm using the hot water and for the next 5 minutes after that, and the rooms affected are between the hot water use and the water heater... I conclude, with zero direct evidence, that it's hot water expanding the pipes and later cooling. Really, it's an assumption on my part based on my beliefs. For all I know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself could be reaching out with His Noodly Appendage to knock on my walls and ceilings to encourage me to drink more beer.

  20. Carbon Monoxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring a CO detector. There is some thought that having a low level of carbon monoxide in a house can create hallucinations in some people that lead them to believe the house is haunted. If so then it's certainly a medical concern and should be taken care of.

    1. Re:Carbon Monoxide by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2

      Also, check the temperature outside, and the wind. Try to monitor the the traffic of the nearest roads, to bear in mind how much sound there is. You want to record any information that affects our senses of sight, hearing, and touch.

      If you find a correlation, then you still won't be able to prove anything, but you will be able to strengthen a hunch.

  21. A skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A skeptic is not even who denies or acknowledges the existence of a haunted house. And you are on the right track.

    A skeptic is one who says, "It is probably not true as there is no evidence for it, but let me find out if there is any fire behind the smoke."

    All you need to do is spend the night in the house, and that should do it. The brain and the body are the best sensors for the paranormal after all you only have yourself to convince. Good Luck!! :)

  22. A real baseline is not another house... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only really valid comparison would be, going by the measurements most commonly used, an identical house in an identical location with an identical set of environmental/atmospheric conditions. And/or the same house in the same spot which has been validly seen as being in the "non-haunted" state.

    Because, of the most common metrics used by the "ghost hunter"-set, all of them are possibly confounded by non-ghostly factors. An EM spike? Power fluctuation, or atmospheric charge, or static caused because your jeans don't fit right. Thermal imaging cameras are not normally believable, but normally a thermistor-equipped probe style temperature sensor can be used to trace "cold spots".

    The only truly scientific way to isolate that this activity is the action of an unseen, or ghostly, actor, is to eliminate all possible other sources of explanation. Of course, anecdotal evidence can be gathered first hand, and if you were to have a full body apparition appear in front of several normally rational individuals in a well lit place, with documentation via toxicology that no possible mind altering substances are present, AND live confirmation via long-distance viewing (through, perhaps, a telescope from a mile away and a convenient hole in the building) of the event having taken place, you might start someone to actually ponder the existence of a ghost.

    However, unless one of those observers is the Amazing Randi, and you can reproduce the event, I don't think anyone is going to believe you. At this point, we do not have the technology to measure accurately enough to isolate possible "ghostly" effects, and ghosts are notoriously uncooperative in a laboratory setting. (Not to mention the ethical issues... a ghost created by violent death? You can't just build a laboratory, bring someone in, and kill them in a horrible and gruesome way, then repeating that until something happens that can be measured as a potential ghost effect.)

    1. Re:A real baseline is not another house... by vbraga · · Score: 1

      Thermal imaging cameras are not normally believable, but normally a thermistor-equipped probe style temperature sensor can be used to trace "cold spots".

      The ghost of a FLIR hitman will be on your doorstep tonight.

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    2. Re:A real baseline is not another house... by anegg · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could get some believers to offer themselves up for horrible deaths in order to prove the existence of ghosts?

  23. Take a cue from ghostbusters by HockeyPuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Ghostbusters also use equipment to hunt and find ghosts, such as a PKE meter, Ecto-Goggles, and a Ghost Sniffer. A PKE meter is a handheld device, used in locating and measuring Psycho-Kinetic Energy, which is a unique environmental byproduct emitted by ghosts. The device's most prominent feature are winged arms that raise and lower in relation to the amount of PKE detected while a digital display gives an exact reading for the operator. The Giga meter is a device similar to the PKE meter, featured in Ghostbusters II. As explained by Egon in the original script, the Giga meter measures PKE in GeV, or giga-electronvolts. Ecto-Goggles, sometimes known as "Spectro-Visors", are a special pair of goggles that visually trace PKE readings. They are particularly useful in helping its wearer see normally invisible ghosts and it can also be used to assist in tracking ghosts within a visible field of search.

    1. Re:Take a cue from ghostbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A real hacker could probably gin up some of this stuff, using second hand Scientology equipment...

    2. Re:Take a cue from ghostbusters by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      ..and, as a bonus, you won't have to buy a halloween costume this year.

    3. Re:Take a cue from ghostbusters by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I liked the X-Files episode where Scully takes a sample of presumed ectoplasm down to the lab to see if it's supernatural.

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  24. but I have friends and family ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 4, Funny

    wouldn't be easier just to change both friends and family?

    1. Re:but I have friends and family ... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      wouldn't be easier just to change both friends and family?

      Take them for some money first - It's immoral to let suckers keep theirs.

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  25. Brain Recorder (FMRI, PET scanners) by digsbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd recommend something like an FMRI or PET scanner which can determine when you're perceiving something (i.e. don't measure the house, measure yourself).

    Since ghosts don't seem to show up on recordings in any reliable, repeatable way, it suggests that if they do exist they directly project their energy into the brain, rather than manifest physically. So you'd need to detect the perception, rather than the physical anomaly itself (which probably doesn't exist).

    1. Re:Brain Recorder (FMRI, PET scanners) by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

      Uhm, if it shows up in a PET scan, its a physical phenomenon.

      Well at least you have a theory on the matter. However, things still have causes an effects. You seem to have theorized an effect, not so much on the cause. Exactly what projects what?

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    2. Re:Brain Recorder (FMRI, PET scanners) by AlphaPB · · Score: 1

      Hallucinations, by definition, are perceptual experiences that aren't caused by an external stimulus. They too are associated with brain activity in the appropriate sensory areas. For example, see this paper by Ffytche et al. (1998), which describes activity in various parts of visual cortex during visual hallucinations. So even if you do detect activity in some sensory area, you wouldn't be able to rule out an internally-generated cause. Detecting activity would merely confirm that the perceiver's brain is acting as if it is perceiving something...

    3. Re:Brain Recorder (FMRI, PET scanners) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly will that demonstrate?

      "I totally just saw a ghost!!!"

      "Are you sure?"

      "Check the data!!"

      "Yup, it says here you believe that you saw a ghost. We're still completely clueless on whether you saw a ghost of course."

    4. Re:Brain Recorder (FMRI, PET scanners) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Observe the observer... interesting.

      Though, I'd say do both.
      Set up audio/visual/EM monitoring along with the brain-scan stuff.

      Although, you may just find that your family are a bunch of dead salmon.

    5. Re:Brain Recorder (FMRI, PET scanners) by digsbo · · Score: 1

      Exactly what projects what?

      I have no idea. We're talking about ghosts, man!

  26. Magnetics+sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't find links, but I've read articles about how magnetic fields and subsonic sounds can be interpreted as ghosts or similar phenomena.

  27. That's not how Science works by mailman-zero · · Score: 2

    Science only allows you to test your assumptions. If you get multiple results that match your hypothesis, then you have a decent theory. Unfortunately for you, you can't scientifically prove that something doesn't exist, but you could show that your hypothesis, that conditions inside the so-called haunted location match the conditions of similar locations that are not presumed to be haunted. That kind of evidence isn't flashy or interesting. It's like saying water is wet and some other people saying that some water is not wet. All you can do is show that the water is wet everywhere. Since the haunted claims don't make sense, there's not a lot of interesting science to be done.

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    1. Re:That's not how Science works by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      Is that regular water, or polywater?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polywater

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    2. Re:That's not how Science works by vbraga · · Score: 1

      A French man just called and told me that polywater also has memory!

      I'm starting to sell polywater based homeopathy next week.

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  28. Skeptic? I doubt that! by ketilf · · Score: 1

    You say you're a skeptic, but you're going about this the wrong way by trying to confirm the existence of ghosts. It seems to presuppose the conclusion. You're going in to test, but already you're confirmation biased: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

    You want to go in there and find out what's REALLY going on. Not look for ghosts. Or leave it to someone who knows what they're doing. If you start measuring electrical activity and whatnot, who knows what you'll pick up. But a ghost is still extremely unlikely. Ever heard of Occam's Razor?

    Anyway, before you start measuring (experimenting), you need a likely hypothesis that you're going to be testing. Good luck on that one with the ghosts.

  29. An easier and cheaper idea by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Get your relatives copies of Carl Sagan's "The Demon-Haunted World".

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    1. Re:An easier and cheaper idea by dhananjay · · Score: 1

      Bravo. Such a great book. However, what I've found in my own attempts to deploy that book into the midst of strident belief is this: you cannot reason someone out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. I'm not suggesting it's entirely futile, but it is a very hard thing to do. I did, not too long ago, actually get an 'earth is 6,000 years old' believer to reevaluate and eventually reject that claim, but that is a rare thing, and I'm not sure the belief was that strong to begin with. If you have not read that book, treat yourself to a very nice read on the foundations of science and skepticism, among other things.

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    2. Re:An easier and cheaper idea by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      "you cannot reason someone out of a position that they did not reason themselves into"
      This is going into my (non-circular) quotes file. +7 Insightful, seriously.

      (By the way, I'm very impressed with Sagan's "Dragons of Eden", which I've almost finished)

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    3. Re:An easier and cheaper idea by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite books, actually. It's actually kind of why I want to do something like this, to debunk the "weird stuff" that other people talk about ends up being explainable. I know you can't prove a negative, but if you spend enough time searching for a positive and all you find are things that seem unusual at first but are explainable after some research, I think you're providing a genuinely good scientific service.

  30. Q: How does recording a temperature change... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... prove anything other than that the temperature changed?

    A: It doesn't. Unless you have already pre-supposed the conclusion that there are such things as ghosts, and that they cause temperature changes. The same goes for any other so-called "evidence" that you could prove of ghosts.

    Incidentally, isn't it surprising that nobody's heard anything from Doris Stokes since she "crossed over to the other side"?

    (A: No.)

    1. Re:Q: How does recording a temperature change... by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      However you can prove that when your relatives claim that there was a temperature change, there actually wasn't one at all.

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  31. You can't con a con by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

    My father is a minister who actually dealt with these things. The best explanation I can give is to reference the movie "Mystery Men" where the invisible man was only invisible when no one was looking. I know personally of at least three people who are dead because they wanted to know and were willing to risk everything to find out. Broken necks, scared to death, completely consumed by fire. While most of them were in Africa, I have first hand accounts.

    Personally as a info geek I look at it this way, "You don't check the amount of gas in a container by lighting a match". It has nothing to do with religion, truth or anything else you may subscribe to but rather the simple question, "Is it worth it?"

    "Not knowing something that has no impact on your life is not worth risking anything"

    1. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      The primary impact that such energy entities have is psychological. They can impact the physical world, but only weakly. I would suggest that what you are talking about are not ghosts, but something way, way more dangerous.

      As a friend of mine said... most of those kinds of entities are bottom feeders who are very week and just feed on fear. A few are truly dangerous. And they don't come with resumes.

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    2. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      I know personally of at least three people who are dead because they wanted to know and were willing to risk everything to find out. Broken necks, scared to death, completely consumed by fire. While most of them were in Africa, I have first hand accounts.

      And those first hand accounts are? C'mon, might as well turn this into a ghost story thread.

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    3. Re:You can't con a con by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

      You are quite right, I was intentionally vague. This is definitely not the forum for presenting personal experiences that defy rational explanation but provide clarity without question. My intial reaction was to give him a sure thing method but was smart enough to edit my post.

    4. Re:You can't con a con by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

      My brother was a missionary in Sierra Leone. Like I said Shadow, "This has nothing to do with religion." But you are welcome to call my brother delusional. In forty-five years my arrogance has been tempered by dozens of personal experiences I cannot explain.

      One of the things I find most amusing is how people who arrogantly deny that there are things that they don't understand are usually the most surprised when they experience them.

    5. Re:You can't con a con by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I had a game of domination in CoD MW go from us being 185 to 0 to losing because people started telling ghost stories over voice chat and we got distracted.

      We lost 190 to 200.

      Fracking ghost stories.

    6. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      They're a distraction anyway, only dangerous to those who don't have something more powerful to anchor to.

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    7. Re:You can't con a con by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Dude, he's walking around a decrepit house with a compass and a flashlight, not jumping off a cliff to see if he lives.

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    8. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with religion, but it does have quite a bit to do with spirituality and the creator.

      I know this is a little far afield but these kinds of asides were literally ASKED for by the subject.

      BTW, I used to be an atheist a year and a half ago, until I ran into something *I* couldn't explain. I'm not quite a Christian yet but that's only because I don't understand the whole "death and resurrection thing" - everything short of that...

      You get into this kind of thing without a strong relationship with the creator and it's a crapshoot. It's almost a guarantee that you'll run into something you can't control.

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    9. Re:You can't con a con by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

      Spaz. That is true. However if he flew to Africa and spent a week drinking goats blood and chanting with witch doctors it would probably not be so good.

    10. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That ain't ghosts. Ghosts are to those things what windows admins are to linux admins.

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    11. Re:You can't con a con by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

      And my 6 year old came back from school think that if she stood in front of a mirror and spun around a few times saying "bloody Mary" the ghost of Mary (whoever that is) would appear.

      Guess what. No ghost. To even think there was a chance of a ghost showing is ridiculous.

      You don't light a match because you _KNOW_ gasoline might be in the can and you _KNOW_ that its flammable.

      With the idea of ghosts, a rational person would understand that there is no evidence that ghost even exist nor is there even a testable definition of what a ghost is. There is no danger - not even a theoretical one.

      Now, As one church had on its sign facing the road: "Honk if you believe in Jesus, Text if you want to meet him" Somehow I don't think rapture would be triggered by a text message... however, that 3 car pile up....

      BTW, your first hand account with the 3 people that 'risked' everything. How exactly did that go?

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    12. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      I can see certain dark entities and specific other energy fields. I can also sense specific emotions off of people. I have also had another even more personal experience I don't want to go into at the moment but can be read from my blog. And there's very little you can say that will convince me nothing happened.

      That's where skepticism falls flat. I was an atheist a year and a half ago. And then I pretty much got challenged - everything I knew was wrong. And I adapted. Such is life.

      These things are real. And any protestations to the contract, at least for me, will never change that fact.

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    13. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      *contrary. Funny how I rarely typo, but I word-o quite a bit.

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    14. Re:You can't con a con by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

      Big Smirk. I consider my brother who warned them and showed up to be pretty close. Like I said to Shadow, I'm not saying anything about god or religion but rather that anyone who thinks he knows everything is an idiot.

      Your right about the gas illustration, it was to obvious. But if you teach your children that there is nothing to fear if conventional wisdom is that there is nothing to fear, there screwed.

    15. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      There is nothing to fear, but I suspect for different reasons.

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    16. Re:You can't con a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were actually a skeptic, you'd know that eyewitness accounts are the lowest form of evidence.

    17. Re:You can't con a con by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

      You do realize that Anonymous Cowards are actually worse than Ghosts.

    18. Re:You can't con a con by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      So you've got an easy $1M, go talk to Randi

    19. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      Nah. Quantifying these things is difficult to impossible, and he just moves the goalposts anyway. If they don't want to be seen, they won't, and frankly, I don't encourage it. It's a personal experience and that's all it is.

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    20. Re:You can't con a con by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Translation: I'm deluded and I want to stay that way.

      You design the tests together so that they're mutually acceptable.

    21. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      I was an atheist. I am no longer. Because I had experiences I can't explain.

      You want to call me deluded, wonderful. I really don't care. You run off and do whatever you do, and I'll follow my own path.

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    22. Re:You can't con a con by pla · · Score: 1

      most of those kinds of entities are bottom feeders who are very week and just feed on fear. A few are truly dangerous. And they don't come with resumes.

      Hey, politicians have resumes... They just don't use them for the sort of jobs to which they apply.

    23. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      There are many things in this world that happen that cannot be readily explained. My wife was praying to God and asked him for a sign that she was doing the right thing. At that moment all the power int he house went out, and then came back on a minute later. I've been there 9 years and that is one of 2 times that we lsot power. Even if it was just coincidence, the odds against it happening right then, at that question, would be pretty staggering I think. (Especially since it was the only time she asked for a sign!)

      I don't know that what he saw was delusional, I don't know that it isn't. But if you're willing to share, I'm willing to listen.

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    24. Re:You can't con a con by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      In forty-five years my arrogance has been tempered by senility

      FTFY

      One of the things I find most amusing is how people who arrogantly deny that there are things that they don't understand are usually the most surprised when they experience them.

      One of the things I find most amusing is how arrogant assholes always claim not to be arrogant.

    25. Re:You can't con a con by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Funny how every believer in the world seems to have been an atheist, these days. It amazes me that the world seems to have gone from 90% atheist 10 years ago to 15% atheist today.

    26. Re:You can't con a con by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it seems like i'm trolling here, but I am actually interested...Why was she suddenly praying for a sign for the first time ever, and what other reasons could there have been for the power going out? (e.g. a really bad storm, debt, weird things going on in the house)

    27. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      It was a spring day with moderate weather, and no construction going on anywhere in the neighborhood. She was contemplating joining a church after having fallen out of religion many years before. Because she had so many negative experiences in her past church experiences, she was hesitant to try again. SO she was reading the Bible and trying to figure out what to do. So she prayed, and said to God that even though she knew he didn't do signs, she could really use one to let her know she was doing the right thing. Power goes out. Stays off briefly. Comes back on.

      Not saying it was, or wasn't, just that the likelihood of a coincidence happening at that very moment would have to be pretty small I'd think. The only other time we've lost power was during a particularly stormy time, and that was for a couple hours. And that's over almost a decade.

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    28. Re:You can't con a con by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Have you considered that perhaps sometimes "I don't know the answer" is the best answer? Not, "I don't know the answer, therefore it was caused by a supernatural being." For that matter, it's still a pretty big jump from, "I think there's something supernatural going on," to "we were created by a supernatural being whom I should worship."

      The human mind is capable of playing pretty amazing tricks on itself.

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    29. Re:You can't con a con by w0mprat · · Score: 2

      I encountered something I couldn't explain... I found religion was even more useless at explaining it. Science at least gives you a methodology to get started. It had rather the opposite effect, because I saw something odd with my own eyes I knew it could be explained.

      The only things that can't be explained are the impossible. Fortunatley the impossible never happens.

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    30. Re:You can't con a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I don't know how else to say this but you're turning to the wrong place. There are plenty of great people out there, all they ask is that you don't start putting your own problems on them since they have their own. I looked at your blog and you remind me of people I know. You've got some kind of programming job so must have some money... try traveling...go to the next DEFCON, dont get a room...its in Vegas, the mob runs it so security is tight as long as you stay near the strip. If you can't find someone to help you out with a place near the convention center check out the local bar just west of the Flamingo hotel...it'll force you to have an interesting time at the very least. I'm kinda drunk so if this is outta line please forgive me.

    31. Re:You can't con a con by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Still not enough info on why she was contemplating joining a church... but I understand its none of my business.

    32. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      How would more details on the why affect the event? Just curious because to my mind it doesn't change things at all.

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    33. Re:You can't con a con by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      Really I'm interested in the life circumstances so that I can try to extrapolate further alternative explanations (in the vein of the "neighbor is a constant asshole, hes also now stealing your electricity" type of thing). Or even worse, we hoard so much old stuff in our basement we don't know about the rats down there chewing on wires getting electrocuted. Explanations like that are popping into my head since I have no idea and would like to rule them out. Like I said though its clearly a personal matter and I'm just an interested person on the internet so I have no right to even ask.

    34. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      It's not out of line, but it's certainly incomprehensible.

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    35. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      There's nothing I could say that would change your mind. It has to come from above or it doesn't happen. So let's just agree that our paths are different.

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    36. Re:You can't con a con by apparently · · Score: 1

      It was a spring day with moderate weather, and no construction going on anywhere in the neighborhood.

      Power can surge or go out briefly due to a car accident or fallen branch from miles away; events in the immediate local neighborhood have nothing to do with it.

      just that the likelihood of a coincidence happening at that very moment would have to be pretty small I'd think.

      Not really. Unfortunately, the laws of probability dictate that the improbable still happens. The probability of a slot machine's jackpot being triggered at the very moment of inputting a coin, is just that: a coincidence. It was still likely that nothing at all would have happened.
      How many times do people ask for signs and get no sign? Is God just saying to those desperate souls, "eh, fuck that guy, he deserves to be depressed and filled with doubt for a bit longer"?

    37. Re:You can't con a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You appear very interested in suicide. My suggestions that other experiences might be equally interesting is incomprehensible? I described my way, take it for what it is, maybe I misinterpreted...wouldnt be the first time it happened.

    38. Re:You can't con a con by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      No, but that's the first time I figured out what your point was. Maybe it's just me.

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    39. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      Understood. Well, I got this far through it, so why not? The Internet also affords decent obscurity, too :-)

      There were no big reasons for the thoughts, just that she had always been spiritual but not religious. A friend talked to her about it, and her church, and so my wife thought that her spirituality might have a place to roost. We've been on good relations with the neighbors the whole time, no basement, no other electrical issues. She was sitting reading, I walked by, went to the bathroom, and while I was in there the power went out. Came out and she was still there and looked a bit shaken. That's when she told me what she had been praying for. Now, she obviously could've walked over and flipped the breaker while I was out of the room, but she wasn't trying to convince me of anything, and we were the only ones there. The bathroom also abuts the breaker box, and is behind the dog leashes, so she couldn't have done it without me hearing and the dogs going nutso.

      Is that enough context?

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    40. Re:You can't con a con by Stormie · · Score: 1

      Could well have been a mild stroke. Might want to talk to a doctor about it.

    41. Re:You can't con a con by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I think so...So you flushed the toilet and the power went out for a bit?

    42. Re:You can't con a con by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I mean really I feel like Im being a dick here... but would like to narrow down the reasons for this happening.

    43. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      Nope. Nothing was happening with the toilet when the power went out. Well, other than making a deposit :-)

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    44. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      No worries. You're asking all the questions I asked myself. I see no way for it to either be A) Divine intervention B) Coincidence or C) She's lying or remembers the timing wrong, and the power outage happened first. Since I know her and you do not (and even if you do know her, you don't know you know her, ya'know?), you'll have to trust a random /. on the internets that that just isn't her.

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    45. Re:You can't con a con by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I was being intentionally vague with polite intent.

    46. Re:You can't con a con by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      well I hope something good came of it then.

    47. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      Power can surge or go out briefly due to a car accident or fallen branch from miles away; events in the immediate local neighborhood have nothing to do with it.

      Absolutely true. I'm sure there was some physical cause of it somewhere, just a question of whether that event happened as a coincidence or was caused to physically happen through Divine Intervention.

      the laws of probability dictate that the improbable still happens.

      Yep. I absolutely agree. The thing is though that she wasn't regularly asking for signs. It was a one time shot that coincided with a power outage. So yes, people do win the lottery because millions of people are constantly playing, so eventually one of those millions gets the pay out. And there are millions of people asking for signs at any given time, but I think the odds of hit hitting for the one time the question is asked would be akin to someone playing the lottery for the first and only time in their life and winning, yes?

      I'm not saying it is one or the other, or that it isn't one or the other. I'm just relaying what happened as an event that I consider quite out of the ordinary.

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    48. Re:You can't con a con by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      well I hope something good came of it then.

      I appreciate that, and, I really think it did. Perhaps that's the most important question?

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    49. Re:You can't con a con by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Now you two have me curious what you're talking about. I used "ghosts" as kind of a catch-all for "things that go bump in the night" without really meaning to imply human origins. I'm guessing you're talking about other things of non-human origin that might possess/affect people. I'm of course just as skeptical of that sort of thing, but I do enjoy hearing about what others have experienced. Not going to push if you don't want to talk about it in a public forum, though.

    50. Re:You can't con a con by ampathee · · Score: 1

      If something has a physical cause, how can it also be caused by divine intervention? I mean, what you are saying is that God interfered in some way in order to cause a power outage. That means somewhere along the trail between power-station and your house, something happened which did not have a physical, natural cause. Something defied the laws of physics.

      Your anecdote *can* be readily explained though - it was a coincidence. I assume your wife did not specifically ask God to switch off the power as a sign. So, it's not really valid to point to the unlikelihood of a power-outage, since whatever the next unusual event that occurred was, it could be taken as a "sign".

      Coincidences do happen. Sometimes, unlikely things occur - that's why they are only unlikely and not impossible. Calling something a coincidence is not a very satisfying explanation, but it is a valid one.

    51. Re:You can't con a con by millennial · · Score: 1

      Give me a break. How many things could happen that she would've interpreted as a sign? She was already looking for anomalies. ANYTHING would've done it.

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    52. Re:You can't con a con by millennial · · Score: 1

      You're schizophrenic.

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    53. Re:You can't con a con by millennial · · Score: 1

      It has to come from above or it doesn't happen.

      ORRRR it doesn't happen at all and you're deluded.

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    54. Re:You can't con a con by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 1

      That's how statistics works! Sometimes, you get an outlier, because if you didn't, the mean would be far more meaningful. Awesome.

    55. Re:You can't con a con by Effexor · · Score: 1

      There are many things in this world that happen that cannot be readily explained. My wife was praying to God and asked him for a sign that she was doing the right thing. At that moment all the power int he house went out, and then came back on a minute later. I've been there 9 years and that is one of 2 times that we lsot power. Even if it was just coincidence, the odds against it happening right then, at that question, would be pretty staggering I think. (Especially since it was the only time she asked for a sign!).

      So out of curiosity, have you tracked down the person who asked god for a sign that other time? Or do you think the odds of it happening at precisely that moment were for some reason higher?

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    56. Re:You can't con a con by anegg · · Score: 1

      Strange, isn't it, that all of the unbelievable experiences happen in far-off places with no documentation.

    57. Re:You can't con a con by anegg · · Score: 1

      Hey - my kids came home from school saying the EXACT SAME THING! It can't be coincidence - Bloody Mary must really exist!

      You should have seen the looks on my kids' faces when I stood in front of the mirror and spun around while chanting "Bloody Mary!" three times! (Sadly, Bloody Mary did not appear in the mirror.)

      After that, my wife showed them who "Bloody Mary" was in medieval English history, including why she (the historic person, not my wife) was called "Bloody Mary."

    58. Re:You can't con a con by SigmundFloyd · · Score: 1

      The thing is though that she wasn't regularly asking for signs. It was a one time shot that coincided with a power outage.

      Have you considered that a very subtle flickering of the light might have preceded the power outage? So subtle as to not be consciously perceptible.

      When we ask for a sign, we want the sign to happen. Her subconscious, noticing the instability in the light, might have told her: "This is the right time to ask for a sign".

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  32. My suggestion... by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

    Take something that can measure many environmental factors, such as a heat camera, electromagnetic/electric field detector, and perhaps even a geiger counter.

    But, if my experiences and those of others are of any indication, not much will happen until all your stuff is turned off.

    My advice, though - if you want to catch a ghost, ask it to show itself. Sometimes all they really want is to be noticed. And be careful. Concentrations of energy such as that can be dangerous if handled inexpertly.

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    1. Re:My suggestion... by millennial · · Score: 1

      But, if my experiences and those of others are of any indication, not much will happen until all your stuff is turned off.

      How convenient that they had no evidence of their experience beyond a story, and yet you believe them. You're phenomenally gullible, and you're delusional to boot (judging from your other posts here).

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    2. Re:My suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you for real dude? There is absolutely no point taking any equipment at all without making sure that you don't get similar readings in similar places that are not purportedly haunted.

      And seriously, dangerous? What are you, twelve years old?

  33. Case of beer and a bag of weed! by chrisj_0 · · Score: 1

    you'll be seeing all kinds of shit after a few hours :)

    1. Re:Case of beer and a bag of weed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe if your'e 12.

  34. Why bother? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    They'll never believe anything that doesn't support their position anyway, and you can't prove something that can vanish at any moment isn't there...

    1. Re:Why bother? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      They'll never believe anything that doesn't support their position anyway, and you can't prove something that can vanish at any moment isn't there...

      Sounds like you are a post grad from the Thelma & Scooby Doo school of "There's probably a rational reason behind these things."

      I'm mystified how many people can get caught up in these sorts of things, but can't for the life of them get past simple facts like the US having a huge deficit and Democrats having very little to do with it.

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    2. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll never believe anything that doesn't support their position anyway, and you can't prove something that can vanish at any moment isn't there...

      Sounds like you are a post grad from the Thelma & Scooby Doo school of "There's probably a rational reason behind these things."

      I'm mystified how many people can get caught up in these sorts of things, but can't for the life of them get past simple facts like the US having a huge deficit and Democrats having very little to do with it.

      I agree. People are stupid.

  35. Why don't you start with a definition? by LordNacho · · Score: 1

    Any ghost hypothesis has got to have some sort of description of what a ghost is (varies across cultures) and what effects it would have on the measurable world. This could mean anything to anyone, so while you're having someone explain it to you, you might also get them to pick up the burden of proof.

    1. Re:Why don't you start with a definition? by plover · · Score: 1

      Any ghost hypothesis has got to have some sort of description of what a ghost is (varies across cultures) and what effects it would have on the measurable world. This could mean anything to anyone, so while you're having someone explain it to you, you might also get them to pick up the burden of proof.

      Also get them to pick up the bar tab. No reason it shouldn't be a profitable exchange.

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  36. chemical explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Supposedly-haunted" houses are often sites of gas leaks, high carbon-dioxide levels, etc. These sorts of things cause audio and optical hallucinations when the exposure is low, and can be dangerous if higher. I'd definitely start your equipment list with some basic home safety detectors for gas, CO2, CO, radon, etc, since those are often the most likely explanation in cases where there are documented "hauntings" seen/heard by multiple people.

  37. Who you Gonna Call. .. Ghostbusters by Master+Moose · · Score: 1

    You need a PKE meter of course.

    From: http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/P.K.E._Meter

    The PKE Meter was one of the Ghostbusters' tools invented by Dr. Egon Spengler that enabled them to track ghosts. The full name of the device is a Psychokinetic Energy meter, so named because its function is to detect the amounts of said energy and to direct the user to its location.

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  38. I'm normally a skeptic but... by makubesu · · Score: 5, Funny

    there have been times where I've wandered these parts late at night in lonely topics, and I swear I've heard the cries of the negative karma posters, screaming for revenge. They say their souls will not rest until they've compensated for their sins in life. On nights like these, they say you can see their cold remarks beckoning from the mist, trying to pull you into hell with them...

  39. E-meter by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Use an Engram Meter. Determine if ghosts have Thetans.

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  40. A megaphone and a pair of ears by holophrastic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just shout, really loudly, "HEY GHOST!".

    If you hear "HEY HUMAN" then shout "MARCO?". If you hear "POLLO!" go find the source of the sound.

    If it's your friend, laugh. If it's nothing, lather-rinse-repeat. If it's a ghost, you'll see it. Then ask it to follow you home.

    What the hell else are you going to do? Temperature change? Wind. What the hell, it can change by ten degrees in an hour quite easily.

    Like everything else in english, you have to answer one question: what's a ghost. Define the term, circle the nouns, and look for them. Then underline the verbs and see if the nouns are doing the verbs. Since when does anyone define a ghost as something that can change temperature. That's just a lot of hot air -- maybe from the ghost.

    1. Re:A megaphone and a pair of ears by djconrad · · Score: 1

      If you hear "HEY HUMAN" then shout "MARCO?". If you hear "POLLO!" go find the source of the sound..

      What on Earth do ghosts want with chicken? Don't they need rice too?

    2. Re:A megaphone and a pair of ears by cgenman · · Score: 1

      what's a ghost. Define the term, circle the nouns, and look for them.

      Making some presumptions here, but I'd presume a ghost causes physical phenomenon that can be detected by people's senses. Otherwise, how would we know they were there?

      The two obvious senses to focus on are video and audio. These are cheap these days, and can be done by most anyone with a pocket camera. Go around to your friends, and borrow about 20 cameras. Set them all to record. Wait an hour. Collect all of the cameras. Spend 20 hours watching the video. See if anything ghostly occurs.

    3. Re:A megaphone and a pair of ears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would the ghost shout "chicken" at you? And how do you know he speaks Spanish?

    4. Re:A megaphone and a pair of ears by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Marco Pollo? Is that where you hunt for chickens in a pool?

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    5. Re:A megaphone and a pair of ears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it makes sense that the ghost would call you a chicken, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Polo

  41. If you gaze long enough by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    in to the abyss, the abyss will gaze back at you.

  42. Ask them for a definition by noidentity · · Score: 1

    If you want to know what to measure, ask them why they believe the house is haunted, and then confirm that whatever they experienced is the definition of a ghost.

  43. Re:Polywater by mailman-zero · · Score: 1

    I don't know. Why don't we just devise an experiment to prove that Polywater doesn't exist.

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  44. easy by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you're shooting for "look, a ghost!" or "look, a fireplace," but it's really easy to see some "unexplainable" readings with a lot of different tools. Pick something that can detect small amounts of voltage, sound, light, temperature... any one of them will work.

    A common one is a hand-held voltage meter. Stick it on the lowest voltage setting and connect a couple of wires to it. You can even wind/shape the wires onto a "ghost sensing" stick or rod if you'd like. While walking around just about anywhere, you'll find many locations or pockets of air that cause small voltages to appear. Depending on your point of view it can be due to an old fireplace, the quirks of the local ventilation or a ghost.

    The grad students in my lab do this to new undergrads to try and convince them the lab (in the basement of a 100 year old building) is haunted.

    1. Re:easy by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Heh, funny. But that's also the sort of thing a baseline test would demonstrate as normal pretty quickly. Get some blips in the lab, claim it's haunted. Get blips everywhere you go, then you've raised the bar for the kind signal required to become interesting. (Not even a ghost, of course, just interesting because it's something out of the ordinary but likely still explicable.) Part of what bothers me about the ghost shows is there's no sense of scale in any of their readings. If there's a blip, it's "a ghost." I want to know what a normal, simple, environmental blip is, versus what's an unusual reading.

  45. Infrasound by Raptoer · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest an infrasonic microphone, feelings normally associated with haunting have been shown to also be caused by sounds in the 1-20 Hz range. Places normally considered haunted have been shown to have infrasonic sources that when turned off, cause the feelings to disappear.

    http://www.richardwiseman.com/resources/ghost-in-machine.pdf (7 page PDF)

  46. Ghost schmost! by SaidinUnleashed · · Score: 1

    I've never really been a fan of Ghost. I just use bzip2 to make images. It works great, is fast, and I never have to worry about a later version not supporting the compression.

    Create image:
    # bzip2 -1c < /dev/hda > myimage.img.bz2

    Restore image:
    # bzip2 -dc < myimage.img.bz2 > /dev/hda

    Easy, and no proprietary software to be deprecated out from under me.

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  47. Bring a sense of humor! by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hunting for ghosts can be fun, exciting, educational (if you like history) and perhaps a healthy outlet. As a skeptic myself, my wife and I really enjoy staying in supposed haunted hotels. We have stayed in several, and most of the hotels are old, beautiful, and historic. We haven't found a ghost yet, although we have had some weird things occur that seem odd. It doesn't matter at the end of the day (or night) that some poltergeist or level 5 free form book stacking apparition hadn't come into our room. What did matter is that we did something fun and cool together.

    Now, some people will try to make you feel stupid for wanting to explore a house that has supposed strange goings on, but in reality these same people would have subscribed to Pluto being a *real* planet, or the Earth being flat, or of the aether theory. They also can't explain why the two Voyager spacecraft haven't reached the Heliopause, or what exactly *is* dark matter. They don't have those answers do they? Did anyone see it coming that the periodic table was changed? In short not very many things are nailed down as far as being immutable. Perhaps supposed hauntings are vibrational in nature and related to another plane of existence. Perhaps 'hauntings' are a great demonstration of the phenomenal power of the human mind, or maybe hauntings are really just an example of the power of the human mind and its propensity to create stories in an attempt to rationalize an event whose mechanism is unknown to the witness.

    What I *do* know is that irregardless of all those things, we don't even take cameras, or really even poke about the haunted hotels we stay in. We just have fun and learn a bit of local history wherever we happen to be. In ending, life is full mystery and fun, and maybe indulging in a bit of fantasy and romance in a world that seems hell bent on destroying every legend, myth, and bit of intrigue that's left out there isn't so bad after all..

    1. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I *do* know is that irregardless of all those things, we don't even take cameras, or really even poke about the haunted hotels we stay in. We just have fun and learn a bit of local history wherever we happen to be. In ending, life is full mystery and fun, and maybe indulging in a bit of fantasy and romance in a world that seems hell bent on destroying every legend, myth, and bit of intrigue that's left out there isn't so bad after all..

      irregardless is not a word. And if it was, it would mean the opposite of what you think it does.

    2. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I *do* know is that irregardless of all those things,

      Irregardless is not a real word.

      Woooooooo.

    3. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, well-said. Your wife and you seem like you'd be cool people to be around.

    4. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's definitely the sort of spirit of adventure I'm approaching this with. I fully expect the extent of my adventures to be some unexplained sounds, the discovery of some old pipes nobody knew were embedded in a wall, and that kind of thing. I think a dismissive, "meh, it's not possible so everything's boring and straightforward" would be a disappointing way to approach life. Having something mysterious happen and debunking it would be satisfying; experiencing something mysterious and not being able to explain it is a fun challenge, and a good story. That's all I'm looking for.

    5. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nearly had me convinced until "irregardless".

    6. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by millennial · · Score: 1

      I was with you right up to 'irregardless.'

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    7. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by m50d · · Score: 2
      Pluto being a *real* planet

      Um, Pluto is a real planet. That the IAU misdefines "planet" is neither here nor there.

      Less flippantly, language is just a matter of definitions. Saying Pluto is or isn't a planet is meaningless in itself. If I say Pluto is a planet because I take this to mean it is in hydrostatic equilibrium, I'm right - and more to the point, the actually relevant fact isn't disputedor the Earth being flat,

      Huh? Very few educated people have believed that for millennia - and those who did would only have believed it because it was irrelevant.

      or of the aether theory

      Which was a perfectly reasonable theory, in accordance with the available evidence at the time, and made useful predictions. In short, those who believed in it were better off than those who didn't. (What alternative are you even considering?)

      They also can't explain why the two Voyager spacecraft haven't reached the Heliopause, or what exactly *is* dark matter. They don't have those answers do they?

      So there are actually interesting mysteries out there. Which makes it all the more tragic that someone interested in working things out would waste their time on a "haunted house".

      Perhaps supposed hauntings are vibrational in nature and related to another plane of existence.

      What? What is this suppsode to even mean?

      or maybe hauntings are really just an example of the power of the human mind and its propensity to create stories in an attempt to rationalize an event whose mechanism is unknown to the witness.

      Perhaps, and there are interesting questions to be asked there. But spending the night in a haunted house isn't going to help you answer them.

      What I *do* know is that irregardless of all those things, we don't even take cameras, or really even poke about the haunted hotels we stay in. We just have fun and learn a bit of local history wherever we happen to be.

      So with this, and with your first paragraph, I have to ask: what are you getting out of the "haunted" part? Presumably you're paying a premium over a "regular" hotel, so why is it worth it? There's plenty of interesting local history all over the place - I used to go all over visiting civil war battlefields with my family - but I've found a lot more interest and variety hearing it straight (well, as straight as can be - we know very little with absolute accuracy), than you do through the distorting lens of a ghost story.

      In ending, life is full mystery and fun, and maybe indulging in a bit of fantasy and romance in a world that seems hell bent on destroying every legend, myth, and bit of intrigue that's left out there isn't so bad after all.

      Indulging in fantasy is fine. But trying to combine that with being rational and scientific, as the submitter appears to be doing, seems a recipe for trouble.

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    8. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same people would probably try to make you think that irregardless is not a real word.

    9. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irregardless+

    10. Re:Bring a sense of humor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first Voyager did hit the heliopause, about a month ago. It was on the BBC.

  48. Scientific method by BlackSabbath · · Score: 1

    The problem here is you need a "theory of ghosts" that defines the alleged phenomenon in terms of physically measurable effects or attributes. What is a ghost? Is it supposed to be something which "appears" (emits light), can influence/affect other objects (either through electrical/magnetic fields, radiological effects or other apparent application of force).

    Once you have a theory of ghost you can develop tests to detect the effects of ghost. Of course, all of this just means that "ghost" is something that has physically measurable effects. There is no way of linking this back to some sort of metaphysical concept like "soul" or "spirit" (unless you develop theories for the whole lot in terms of physical effects and causal links). It could well be that "ghost" turns out to be just a name for some other physical phenomenon as yet not understood e.g. phlogiston, aether.

    1. Re:Scientific method by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Sure. And I'd be the first to admit that a weird experience doesn't necessarily mean the soul of a deceased human being. I'd settle for being able to conclude "this house has really weird magnetic readings, and I'm either going to find out why or appreciate the mystery." I used the word ghost in the summary as a sort of catch-all for any of these unexplained phenomena that people might label as a haunting, but I'm not too attached to the label. And that's part of why I asked what to measure -- I'm not quite sure what kinds of tests might end up with interesting results, of whatever origin.

  49. Brilliant topic! :) by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    Good question, especially when you're me, a skeptic with a physics background, who lives with two ghost tour guides, one an atheist and the other a believer, who both swear blind that weird things happen.

    Yup, cold spots are a common occurrence. If I have to guess at a potential mechanism for the phenomena, then I'd suggest that it's heat flowing out of the area and concentrating on one spot to produce some kind of artefact that we call a ghost. Presuming that ghosts have an information content, then it's not a stupid idea, it's just a matter of entropy. Life is very good at temporarily reversing entropy, it's kind of a defining feature.

    Personally I'd take several bars of metal of varying SHC, embedded with thermocouples. If there is a swing in temperature, it'll be interesting to see how much power is behind the swing, which the varying SHC will let you work out.

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  50. Just be sure to use a fast film by mark-t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ghosts can be quite amiable to being photographed, but you don't want to end up in a situation where the spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

    1. Re:Just be sure to use a fast film by Foozy · · Score: 1

      Funniest comment I've read here in quite some time. Well punned!

    2. Re:Just be sure to use a fast film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, I can't tell if the audible groaning is from a spectre, or from slashdotters reacting to an awful pun...

    3. Re:Just be sure to use a fast film by m0rphin3 · · Score: 1

      You win the Internet, my good sir.

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    4. Re:Just be sure to use a fast film by jbuck · · Score: 1

      for your pure puntastic brilliance I shall send you a rum fruitcake. please reply with your mailing address and I will send it along posthaste

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  51. Burdon of proof by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of people on here claiming the burden of proof lies with the people making the extraordinary claims. This is not true. The burden of proof always lies with the person with the interest and the ability to get such proof. So if you are going to call people stupid or say they are wrong, and you aren't willing to seek the proof, you are just talking out your ass.

    I've never watched any of those shows, but I think they do a lot with temperature, infrared imaging, audio recording, and magnetic fields.

    For non-haunted locations, the difficulty will be finding a quiet, dark place that doesn't seem spooky. Ideally, a house that is supposedly haunted but relatively new so that you can find another house of the same model that wouldn't be haunted for any reason. Probably a mobile home, since a lot of those are used for disreputable purposes, they're relatively cheap, and they make a lot of them.

    Actually, this would be a good thing for the myth-busters, since they have the resources to buy a new (and therefore un-haunted) mobile home and modify it to match the "haunted" one exactly.

  52. You can't by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    Fact is, you can never prove a negative. It's impossible.

    I think the most hilarious thing in the world is that most of the people that believe in Ghosts also believe in reincarnation. If that's not an Oxymoron, I don't know what is.

    1. Re:You can't by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      I think the most hilarious thing in the world is that most of the people that believe in Ghosts also believe in reincarnation. If that's not an Oxymoron, I don't know what is.

      I don't see how it's an oxymoron... someone could (conceivably) die, wander around as a ghost for a while, then get reincarnated. Or perhaps coming back as a ghost counts as a type of reincarnation itself. Or am I missing something?

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  53. First thing first by Big+Smirk · · Score: 1

    Before you start an experiment looking for ghost, take a moment to at least come up with a theory on what a ghost would be and how it would exist.

    All of the so called ghost hunters seem to skip that part and assume that ghosts might exist (actually, they assume they DO exist - yet another leap) and are simply investigating to find out if ghosts exist at a particular location.

    To date, there has been no scientific evidence that ghost exists.

    If you can prove the existance of a ghost, I'm sure it would qualify for James Randii's Million dollar prize.

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  54. if there was something to test for... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    if there was something to test for, then ghosts would have been "found" by now. Things like "change in temperature" are only useful if a study has conclusively proven that ghosts can cause such a thing. Had that happened, you could measure for otherwise unexplained temperature changes and then have that as potential evidence.
    It's a problem of there not having been a studied, known-good. IE, a situation where we almost all scientists could agree a ghost existed in a particular place, and that said ghost caused a particular list of manifestations/effects. Until such a thing happens, there's absolutely no reason to think a change in temperature isn't due to a gap in the floorboard that is letting air in from outside, which you're just not seeing; being cold, doesn't mean there is a ghost.

    1. Re:if there was something to test for... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      if there was something to test for, then ghosts would have been "found" by now. Things like "change in temperature" are only useful if a study has conclusively proven that ghosts can cause such a thing. Had that happened, you could measure for otherwise unexplained temperature changes and then have that as potential evidence.

      It's a problem of there not having been a studied, known-good. IE, a situation where we almost all scientists could agree a ghost existed in a particular place, and that said ghost caused a particular list of manifestations/effects. Until such a thing happens, there's absolutely no reason to think a change in temperature isn't due to a gap in the floorboard that is letting air in from outside, which you're just not seeing; being cold, doesn't mean there is a ghost.

      Here's the thing I find so fascinating - the better technology evolves to detect ghosts, the more clever they are at evading being detected, recorded, trapped, etc. They're not just supernatural, they're superdupernatural!

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    2. Re:if there was something to test for... by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      The reason for temperature monitoring is that people who report ghost stories often claim getting "chills". If you can detect a temperature anomoly, and trace it back to an explainable source, then that falsifies that part of their experience.

      Same goes if you can detect other physical phenomena that have the protential to affet our sensations - infrasounds, magnetic fields etc.

    3. Re:if there was something to test for... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      I know. I also know that there's no reason to attempt to scientifically prove a negative when you have no scientifically-justifiable things of which to look for the absence.

  55. Energy, and The Conservation Thereof by Mr.Radar · · Score: 1

    Conservation of energy, or to be more explicit, where "ghosts" get their energy from, is one aspect of physics which seems to be completely ignored by "paranormal investigators" (perhaps because it requires more carefully designed experiments compared with the usual "investigations" which seem to mostly be people walking around with cameras and voice recorders in "spooky" locations). If ghosts or poltergeists (or at least the physical activities attributed to them) are real then energy must have been expended by some physical phenomenon to effect those activities.

    Of particular interest should be the apparent correlation between "cold spots" and other "paranormal" activity, such as measurable EM fields. Perhaps the phenomenon behind many "hauntings" is actually some form of direct conversion of heat energy into electricity; if you could prove that and find the physical mechanism behind it you would become famous. Of course, part of the problem with investigating this aspect of the physics of "hauntings" is that you need to find a site where you can perform repeatable measurements and then you must carefully document where all the energy is coming from and going to.

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    1. Re:Energy, and The Conservation Thereof by Kuruk · · Score: 1

      Conservation of energy kind of blows ghosts / afterlife out of the water. Game over.

      That is until god has a power-supply that never runs out of power or capacity.

  56. Heh.. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    I went on a 'ghost hunt' aboard the Queen Mary with a guy that claims to do work similar to what the TAPS team does. He genuinely shocked that only a fraction of the people that came in (including myself *SMUG!!*) brought a flashlight.

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    1. Re:Heh.. by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      I went on a 'ghost hunt' aboard the Queen Mary with a guy that claims to do work similar to what the TAPS team does. He genuinely shocked that only a fraction of the people that came in (including myself *SMUG!!*) brought a flashlight.

      Just as a note on this, the TAPS team investigated the Queen Mary, and they determined that someone had tampered with their investigation.

    2. Re:Heh.. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I went on a 'ghost hunt' aboard the Queen Mary with a guy that claims to do work similar to what the TAPS team does. He genuinely shocked that only a fraction of the people that came in (including myself *SMUG!!*) brought a flashlight.

      Just as a note on this, the TAPS team investigated the Queen Mary, and they determined that someone had tampered with their investigation.

      Yeah that came up during our tour there. The guide was very unhappy with the TAPS team. He went the windy route explaining all of it, but he claims one of the unseen SciFi channel filming crew did it.

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    3. Re:Heh.. by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      I went on a 'ghost hunt' aboard the Queen Mary with a guy that claims to do work similar to what the TAPS team does. He genuinely shocked that only a fraction of the people that came in (including myself *SMUG!!*) brought a flashlight.

      Just as a note on this, the TAPS team investigated the Queen Mary, and they determined that someone had tampered with their investigation.

      Yeah that came up during our tour there. The guide was very unhappy with the TAPS team. He went the windy route explaining all of it, but he claims one of the unseen SciFi channel filming crew did it.

      Realize that the Queen Mary has been seeing hard financial times over the past several years. I have knowledge of this, having heard this from Queen Mary staff when on a tour way before the Queen Mary Ghost Hunters episode. They certainly have the motive to try to pull one over on a group as popular and respected as TAPS. Don't know if you saw the episode in question, but when they confronted the Queen Mary personnel about the bed sheet incident, they looked very uncomfortable with themselves...the body language seemed to indicate guilt if you believe in a such thing as the "tell" of a person's body language.

    4. Re:Heh.. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I saw that episode. The guide (who, just to be clear, isn't a member of the QM staff but does freelance there to get a few bucks) said that in the original airing they blamed the lady that brought them in. (I vaguely remember something like that.) Then he went on to say that that sparked a defamation (slander?) lawsuit because, as he said, one of the SciFi crew admitted to doing the hoax. He said that the bit about them blaming here was edited out completely and you'll never see it again. Now I'm not 100% certain that they did blame her, but when I did watch it again on DVD shortly after they definitely did *not* say that.

      He was rather wrapped up in this whole ordeal.

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  57. Infrasound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something to detect infrasound? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrasound#Infrasonic_17_Hz_tone_experiment

  58. Remove the variables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn off water and gas and bleed the pipes. Disconnect the electricity. All cameras should also be covered from another angle. Black out the windows and check the night before the measurements to make sure no light is entering through holes, in fact completely covering the building in black plastic would be a good idea and would also take care of external drafts. Then measure all the sources of radiation you can think of.

  59. Bring a carbon monoxide detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bring a carbon monoxide detector:

    http://www.ghostvillage.com/resources/2004/resources_10312004.shtml

  60. Watch Ghost Adventures ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    ... And then don't do anything those idiots do. They are as valid as the con-artist "psychics" that used to tour the country. If you go in to a situation like that wanting to see something, you will see it, of course. Creaking doors will suddenly be talking to you, because that is what you want to hear.

    What you need to do is find the "evidence" that people are looking at, and find plausible explanations for them. A lot of the "haunted" bullshit is just normal noise for an old house; if you're dealing with a >100 year old house, of course it's going to creak in the night - and in the day, too - just find the source of the noise and call it a day.

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    1. Re:Watch Ghost Adventures ... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I find that show entertaining, but frustrating and scientifically very unsatisfying. That's part of what prompted the question. They seem to ham it up at every noise, have mysterious devices with minimal explanation of what they're doing, but we're all supposed to jump with excitement when the device goes off (most of their toys could be random noise/light generators for all I can tell), and the EVP data that's a staple of every show is thoroughly unconvincing. I can't tell them that, but I can do my own tests and determine what's just typical late-night abandoned house kind of observations, and what's truly weird (and thus worth investigating, to determine the source, which could easily still be natural).

    2. Re:Watch Ghost Adventures ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I don't even find the show entertaining. I find it extremely disappointing that entertainment - even on cable - has fallen that far. I feel like I'm being ripped off every time I see it (my wife enjoys it so I tolerate it while she watches it). The biggest thing that irks me about that show is how they'll take some random sound clip and then molest it to make it sound like it is saying something (the words to which they of course provide).

      Hence if I were to try to counter their bullshit I would probably set up microphone arrays in rooms to figure out where a sound is actually coming from. They like to say "over there" or "in that room" but that isn't meaningful or the least bit precise. Find the squeaky door or post and show why the sound is coming from where it is. Then treat as appropriate and show that the sound doesn't come back the following day.

      The tougher part would be the temperature shifts they like to talk about. Drafts can be very elusive, but not impossible to address. You'd need so fast and accurate temperature gauges - again set out like arrays - to show the direction of temperature currents. Then you can at least get an idea of where it is coming from before you start attacking a 100+ year old home with gaffer tape and expanding foam.

      And then of course when they ask you about the various light anomalies that the nutjobs like to show on TV, just point them to the Monster Quest episode on Rods, and your job will be complete.

      And of course, don't forget to send a hefty bill when you're done.

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  61. Reward & Guidelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a reward of 1,000,000 dollars to anyone who can prove EVPs exist, but you have to follow rules and guidelines. You might want to start there to get an idea of what might have to be 'socially' acceptable to confirm or deny the existence of ghosts.

    http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/component/content/article/37-static/254-jref-challenge-faq.html

  62. James Randi For the Win by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

    Just buy a copy of "Flim-Flam" by James Randi and call it good. Although it's an older book (early 80's), he carefully dissects and debunks several popular myths of the day (UFOs, Bermuda Triangle, etc). There is no evidence for such things as ghosts and haunted houses. Either you want some gadgets so you can play tricks on your friends, or you haven't thought about the ramifications very carefully.

  63. I'm gonna bite on this one like it's serious. by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Informative

    Temperature change - it's not a very reliable metric for a reading in free air. A cool breeze from a natural cause can rapidly change your readings. Less than ethical 'spiritual investigators' could even deliberately open a window or run water and not record that part on video, and abandoned old houses are very likely to have large openings that allow large drafts - the typical 30 years abandoned house has holes big enough for stray cats or raccoons to get in and out.

    So, would you get better data if you shielded a temperature probe from drafts, and placed it against a sizable thermal mass like a concrete wall or granite mantle-piece. What if you measured a 20 degree change in seconds on a heavy thermal mass object with a sensor that was protected from other sides by a sealed Styrofoam shell, while you had strips of light paper hung nearby in many directions to indicate possible drafts? You're not just looking for a change, but a change whose type and magnitude makes it less likely there's a sufficient natural explanation.

    Noises - Turn on the faucets and see if you can produce a natural water hammering noise. Make sure to include ones down in the basement or outside the house. Open chimney flues. Open or close furnace or air conditioning vents, even if they appear not to be hooked up to the main system any more. Try different settings in many combinations. Check water even if the water is supposedly completely turned off, as sometimes a little trickle is leaking, and it will build up to normal pressure and cause transient effects that you can't reproduce unless you let that pressure build up for days again. Do a survey of all the rooms, including closets, and look for evidence of nesting birds, rodents and other possible organic sources of odd sounds. You know all those movies with the wind blowing scratchy old tree branches across the shingles? Look for real possible cases of those. Watch for ways somebody could try to sneak up close to the house and deliberately hoax you, because anyone trying that will probably use noises. That doesn't mean, of course, that any noise you still can't explain is supernatural.

    Lights - A good camera could record a mysterious light accurately, much more accurately than a cheap one. Old fashioned film cameras might reveal things that don't show to digital ones, and vice versa. You might even be able to mount multiple types of cameras and/or film stocks so you could trigger them all at once and get interesting comparison photos. A simple prism can spread out the spectrum of a strange light on a flat wall, you can get a test light source that has known peak frequencies to 'calibrate' the prism so you aren't just reporting that the peak looked vaguely greenish, and a really strange spectrum that can't be from something like car headlights or a flashlight reflecting around might be pretty good evidence, or at least guide you in going further next time. A camera can record color much too faint for you to see, so photograph those faint specta with long exposures. Imagine if the spectrum you photograph is almost monochromatic, with only a few sharply defined peaks, and those are not on wavelengths that match any commercial laser pointer or specialty florescent bulb or other such source. Or what if a polarimeter reveals the odd light is elliptically polarised? A pair of polarised sunglasses and a bit of cross polarising filter you can rotate before them is a pretty cheap piece of test gear.

    Electronics. Old fashioned CB radios or kid's walkie-talkies might be less hypersenitive to interference than your modern devices. Experiment to find ways to communicate with helpers that don't seem subject to odd noises. What does your digital display look like when its signal is glitching from normal causes? What does your radio handset sound like as you and your helper walk farther and farther apart outdoors, until one of you walks under a highway overpass? If there is something really strange going on, you won't know it because systems are experiencing normal failures, but you might just spot something really interesting if the failure mode ISN'T one of the normal ones.

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    1. Re:I'm gonna bite on this one like it's serious. by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      Nice. Finally a good post. This is a fantastic idea: you have a chance to find solid, hard, evidence of something that most people (myself included) believe doesn't exist, and much more importantly, teach people about the scientific method, critical thinking, electromagnetism, and so much more.

      There's about two good suggestions here in the comments: The guy talking about infrasound, and the guy who said find an objectively testable prediction. The latter especially is right on the money. What, exactly, constitutes evidence of a ghost? EM? How will you control for cell phones, cameras, faulty wiring, etc.? Temperature? How will you control for drafts? A "feeling" in one particular area? How will you control for infrasound? Include all family/friends in this stage, it's critical that they approve the criteria.

      Once you have a list of criteria which suggest the presence of a ghost, establish "control" areas in the house which feature non-supernatural causes to each of these criteria. Keep this a secret from your family/friends. For example, lots of old industrial fans generate infrasound. Set one up behind a door or otherwise out of sight. There's lot of other fun things you can do, too: Grab a sound file from System Shock or Amnesia: Dark Descent and have it play on a hidden speaker system when people are nearby.

      Now, the tricky part. Take your family/friends on a bunch of tours around the house. Do this in several small groups, and have each group fill out a quick questionare about the "hauntedness" of each room in the house. Bring along an infrasound detector (someone suggested a microphone, make sure it can record sounds As you've probably guessed, this is an experiment-in-an-experiment: You're testing your family members' willingness to believe in ghosts (hence the surveys), by taking them on a "debunking" expedition. Once you've found everything possible and eliminated it, take them on another tour, this time activating the planted ghost generating equipment - sound effects, infrasound, etc. Make a big deal about not being able to identify the sources. You should probably do this before rather than after with one group, just to better control the experiment.

      Anyway, at the end of all this, you'll have tons of data: you can go over, bit by bit, the recordings and make what you will from them (people will of course say that these do not disprove ghosts). But, you can also compare people's surveys on "hauntedness" from both with and without the planted evidence. Since you made a big deal about not being able to find anything the second time around, people should really think the place is haunted. Compare the results of the surveys: BAM: you've just shown that people only believe in ghosts because they can't find a rational explanation for something. Or: BAM: you've just shown that people will still believe in ghosts when they find a rational explanation for something. Win/win for science, doesn't matter whether ghosts are real or not.

      This is probably a little more over-the-top than you were looking for, but if you actually go through with it, you could probably get it published in a psychology journal. A much lower budget version would be to randomize people into two groups, one which tries to eliminate the stuff Artifakt listed above and finds causes (even planted "causes"), and another which searches but can't find anything. Compare surveys between the two groups. At any rate, you should report back to us on what you do find (about your friends/family. I think I can predict what you'll find for evidence on ghosts).

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    2. Re:I'm gonna bite on this one like it's serious. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the suggestions. A lot of what you mention definitely falls into the "measuring a baseline" that I was asking about. You want to be able to familiarize yourself with what's normal behavior--either of your equipment, or of the environment. Simply walking in without doing any of that research and then jumping at every little thing might be entertaining, but isn't very informative. Part of my goal would be to debunk things like "strange noises" by identifying the source, and that comes from putting the environment to the test.

    3. Re:I'm gonna bite on this one like it's serious. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Definitely an interesting take. I'm not sure I'm ready to set up psychological experiments yet, but it's worth considering at some point. While getting started I'd worry that my planted evidence might just push people in the wrong direction and they wouldn't believe me later when I explained the tricks I'd played.

    4. Re:I'm gonna bite on this one like it's serious. by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 2

      Good post, parent. Thanks. Adding my 2c:

      Set and setting always seem to be important when investigating these vague psychological artefacts. If you go in there armed to the teeth with your ghostbusting equipment and attitude, you're not going to see anything.
      I suggest attempting to induce the experience. Watch ghost vids on youtube, a horror flick in the cinema just prior to entering the haunted house or tell ghost stories while you're there. Do it at night and don't turn the lights on, bring a lot of candles instead. If you're still feeling too brave, the smell of rotting fish or meat is an effective trigger as well, bypassing most of the sanity wired into your brain. Imagine there are no cockroaches because the rats have eaten them. Sit down and listen very, very carefully.

      Measurements

      Heart rate - Record it prior to the experience, while preparing by watching the ghost flicks, and while exploring the haunted house.
      Perspiration - Together with heart rate, cold sweat should indicate when you have managed to bring about a state of panic.
      Voice recorder - What you say on the tape will likely not matter as much as your tone of voice when you examine the record. Perhaps give this device to a friend and don't clue them in on the tone of voice thing.

      Then finally return to the house on a sunny day in good company. Bring a picnic, and the voice record.

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    5. Re:I'm gonna bite on this one like it's serious. by bongk · · Score: 1

      Instead of a one-time trip (like they do on the ghost hunter shows), if this is a family home that you could have 24x7 access to I would suggest setting up a DVR surveillance system like ZoneMinder. Find out where people see the most "Ghost" activity, and place various cameras to cover those areas. Then you ask the family members who live there to write down when and where they experience weird activities. Sure, if they saw an apparition the only thing you'll be able to show them is there was no apparition on film. But if they say that things are moved, doors open, etc. You'll have video evidence showing the real cause of the suspicious activity.

  64. I have a better question by greymond · · Score: 1

    How is it that these test prove the existence of ghost anyway? Or rather...How does an area dropping in temperature drastically in one area equate to the presence of ghost activity?

    I suppose it's all in how you're defining paranormal (either ghost or just dark matter), but in either case here is why I think Ghost Hunters is retarded in general. They say that if an orb or light appears and the temperature drops around it and voices are recorded that this evidence of a ghost. I say, it's clearly evidence of a man in an invisible suit. Or proof of an alien or proof of god, or some other mythical creature.

    The bottom line is that there are unexplained phenomenon in the world, but this doesn't mean ghosts. Not that there couldn't be ghosts, just saying these fringe scientists need to work on these practices a bit better.

  65. Time is Relative by PortlandParanormal · · Score: 1

    Personally I'm a skeptic but if you want to punch holes in any hard-core science types, remind them that Einstein said that time is relative and what your hunting is apparently mass-less. The sure volumes of accounts of paranormal should be enough for anyone curious to do some research. As for equipment I would say use any thing you can, EMF being popular. As other's have stated don't believe any unexplained anomaly to be something spectacular just note it as evidence and over time you will hopefully develop patterns in the evidence that can be further studied.

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  66. What difference does it make by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    What difference does it make if ghosts are real or not? Even if they were real, they can't do anything because they're dead. Maybe a few dead spirits have a way of triggering a mirage or hologram in our minds using a resonant reflection of their previous life force energy. So what. Even if it did exist for one in a million formerly living people, it doesn't matter. It would be just an image, it's not real.

        Ghosts of dead people aren't going to help you pay this month's rent, find you a place to park, or change the stinky baby diapers for you. Dead people wouldn't care about any of the things that are important to living people.

        Why would they? They're dead. Nothing matters to them. They can't shoot you, rape you, or knock your teeth out. All they can do, at their very baddest, is just sort-of make a semi-illusionary quasi-image in the dark night. So what.

        Ghosts are not important because they're powerless because they're dead.

        Now vampires, on the other hand....

    1. Re:What difference does it make by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Ghosts of dead people aren't going to help you pay this month's rent

      I daresay they could not only pay this month's rent, but buy you a whole bunch of new houses if you could provide repeatable evidence of their existence.

    2. Re:What difference does it make by ResidentSourcerer · · Score: 1

      If ghosts have some existence, and shuffle energy, are they dead?

      Sure seems to be a lot of arrogance on this site.

      Very few people have stated what sort of evidence would they accept that something unusual was going on.

      My working hypothesis is that people are deluding themselves in an unfamiliar environment with reduced visual input.

      My secondary hypothesis is that there is an outside agent running a fraud.

      That doesn't mean that the research can't be fun, and even profitable.

      A: By discovering and reproducing the phenomena you can better set up your own haunted house.
      B: You can better debunk claims of the paranormal.
      C: By reproducing the phenomena and sucking your group in, then revealing the mechanism you strike a blow generally for skepticism.

      Instruments you can consider:

      1. Handheld optical (IR) temperature spot meters. Can remotely measure the IR peak, and hence temperature, of a surface. (Might be possible to spoof with a selective emitter surface.)

      2. Remote thermometers are often register to 0.1 degree. It would take some doing to see if they were both precise and accurate. Many base stations can handle up to 4 of these.

      3. Very slow air movements can be investigated using common incense sticks. A mobile is also an extremely sensitive air movement detector -- so much so that you may have to set it up a couple days in advance to allow the thread to unwind an reach equilibrium.

      An event I would consider significant would be a several degree temperature change without any apparent fluctuation in the incense stream. I would consider it more significant if the observed temperature was below min(outside temp, basement temp, room surfaces temp) or above max(outside temp, attic temp, room surfaces temp) This would imply no ready source for the observed temperature difference.

      4. Enclosing a thermometer in a peanut butter jar is a fairly low mass way to isolate it from air currents. Pre-trial experiments could determine the response characteristics to a change in temperature outside the jar. A phenomena that extracted energy from bulk matter (air...) would show up as a thermal change in the isolated thermometer that was too fast.

      A thermal rise in this case could be spoofed by aiming an infra-red source at the instrument.

      Taping a thermal cold pack into the lid would allow you to spoof a 'micro cold spot' The thermometer inside the jar is much cooler than the one outside it. Making the lid thicker with various openings it and calling the whole thing an ectoplasm trap will do wonders.

      Humidity changes are often perceived as temperature changes. The skin tries to keep a layer of 30% RH next to it. A house in winter often has much lower humidity than this, and the resulting evaporation makes it 'feel' colder. This can be used to cause 'psychic cold spots' that don't appear on thermometers.

      Air currents that are undetectable as currents to the unaided observer also disrupt this air layer next to the skin. Bare ankles in a house that doesn't have forced air heating are good detectors. When a house is warmer than outside temps, an attic hole can be used to create a cascade of cooler air. If you are clever you can disguise the hole so that it is not obvious. (E.g. A frame of hardware cloth, lightly sprayed with ceiling texture. Throughout that room, you place similar frames, but the ceiling above them is painted black. You now have some oddball ceiling decorations, and ONE of them is a cold spot.)

      A non-heated house after a sunny day is very non-uniform in temperature. Surfaces exposed to sunlight, rooms with large windows will be warmer than ambient. Core walls will be warmer than exterior walls. The tighter the building envelope the stronger I'd expect these differences to be.

      Spoofs involving light should be easy. The human eye is very sensitive to low light levels. Use of UV fluorescent material and a variable intensity UV flashlight that shed no visible light could create

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  67. Easier Explanation by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    it suggests that if they do exist they directly project their energy into the brain, rather than manifest physically.

    Really? To me that suggests that they do not exist and that it is some quirk of the way the human brain works that tricks us into thinking we saw something. I think that there probably is some interesting science behind ghosts but it is in the field of psychology, not physics.

  68. Creeping Mysticism by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I had noticed that reason and critical thinking were fading in the world of late, but I never thought that the rot would get so bad that the foremost geek site on the internet would be giving credence to this sort of rubbish. What the hell were the editors thinking? What should I even have to say that ghosts don't exist and that this "investigation" may as well be looking for invisible green unicorns?

    As a society, we're reverting back to superstition and ignorance. We've even given up on even imagining a better future.

    The only question I ask is: where did it all go wrong? When did the world abandon progress?

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    1. Re:Creeping Mysticism by ghmh · · Score: 1

      As a society, we're reverting back to superstition and ignorance. We've even given up on even imagining a better future. The only question I ask is: where did it all go wrong? When did the world abandon progress?

      Progress towards what, exactly? I keep hearing this word _progress_ but do not know exactly what it means, maybe I need to work on my imagination more...?

    2. Re:Creeping Mysticism by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you don't know what Progress is then you probably need to work on your social sciences a bit. Study a little history.

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    3. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did people become close minded grumps who delight in complaining about crap on the world's foremost geek site? I see nothing wrong with a bit of idle speculation, let alone a mind possessed of sufficient curiosity to explore subjects that are not generally thought worthwhile.

    4. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, obviously someone just wanted to give all the /. nerds a chance to come up with ridiculous and funny equipment/remarks/comments. Not every post here is serious all the time.
      But I agree on the Creeping Mysticism -everyone is entitled to their own superstitions, be it organized religion or ghosts, but they damn well have to keep them private as far as I am concerned.

    5. Re:Creeping Mysticism by repapetilto · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Progress= People have to be scared of less things, feel too cold or too hot less often, get a comfortable amount of sleep, can satisfy their various primal hungers (food, water, sex, knowledge) with less effort and consequences... everyone gets to explore their own concepts of the universe without artificial limits or interference from authority(as long as its not hurting someone elses... this gray area will always be there), you and you're loved ones dying less often (or never except due to extraordinary circumstances). The idea of an Utopia may be unattainable but didn't come to be out of nothing. (Progress= more like the star trek universe.) I'm not being facetious here. I really believe what I just wrote.

    6. Re:Creeping Mysticism by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      As a society, we're reverting back to superstition

      No, we never stopped being superstitious. We became less superstitious, as it seemed that everything could be explained with enough exploration.
      And as some things remain unexplained, we start to explore them too.
      Perhaps, we will eventually prove that it's all in the mind. Perhaps we will discover something else that we really didn't expect.

    7. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe the world has declined to the point where people try to back up serious assertions by linking to a cartoon featuring a pair of anime cats.

    8. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a complete skeptic, but, you know what? Fuck you in your fat, useless ass. They guy asked honest questions about how to best investigate a paranormal claim. That what *real* skeptics do. But you just sit there on your pasty, gigantic geek ass and do nothing. Seriously, you are a fartsucking, douchebag of lunar proportions. Drop dead.

    9. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Well, you certainly solidified your point by linking to a furry cartoon.

      Geez, the guy asked an honest question about conducting a claim of the paranormal, the bread butter of real skeptics, as opposed to the amateur armchair skeptics that infest this place. That's hardly a reason to launch into a histrionic rant about the death of... something in our society. You know atheism is on the rise, right?

      When did the world abandon progress?

      Yeah, that's a sound statement that flows directly from the submitter's questions. (facepalm)

      Some dude asks how to conduct a skeptical investigation, therefore society is doomed.

    10. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Quirkz · · Score: 2
      I think you're having a misplaced cynicism attack here. I'm out to debunk far more than I'm out to encourage superstition. Debunking is a great scientific endeavor. But part of that process having a conversation about the superstition first, in order to better be able to explain things away.

      And since when is any question that involves acquiring a handful of curious gadgets inappropriate for slashdot?

    11. Re:Creeping Mysticism by VShael · · Score: 1

      As a society, we're reverting back to superstition and ignorance.

      Oh please. Something like 90% of Americans still believe in God for pities sake. And I highly doubt that the slashdot readership is entirely immune to that particular superstition either.

      The enlightenment was over 200 years ago. It never really took off in America.

    12. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an odd statement your post is.

      We (man) progress all the time and know more and more about our planet, environment and life forms than ever. We know the cause of the influenza symtoms (spot the influenza virus ), isn't that amazing?

      The point I'm trying to make is, man progress because we have an itch to scratch. We know, from experience, that there is often a reason why our senses (mind and body) react to unknown things. We want to find out how the world works and that leads us to progress in a vast amount of different areas.

      I would like more, not less, energy to be spent on various topics including these "paranormal" phenomena. Simply because that is an itch that needs to be scratched. The unknown needs to be explored. That's how we progress, that's how we find solutions to our problems. If someone want to do research in a unknown area, if only to disprove something, more power to them!

      P.S. Once it's disproved that the house is not haunted by a ghost the true origin can perhaps finally be found (don't blame me if the real origin is actually a demon from the deepest pits of hell).

    13. Re:Creeping Mysticism by dominious · · Score: 1

      Progress= People have to be scared of less things, feel too cold or too hot less often, get a comfortable amount of sleep, can satisfy their various primal hungers (food, water, sex

      We lost you right there.

    14. Re:Creeping Mysticism by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      You can't prove that ghosts don't exist, of course, but you can prove that whatever reasons people have to say the house is haunted have a perfectly normal explanation. Find the short circuit that causes the lights to flicker, the leaky and unsecured plumbing that sometimes starts banging around, the leaky vents that whistle if the wind blows the right way. Shorten the list of things in the house that can't be explained and you increase the likelihood that nothing inexplicable is happening.

    15. Re:Creeping Mysticism by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      You're pandering to ignorance. You're part of the problem. The people you are trying to help won't come away with an informed scepticism of ghosts. They'll come away remembering they went on a "serious" ghost hunt which didn't prove that the ghosts don't exist. You're asking about "sensible metrics" when finding ghosts. Think about what you're doing.

      Look, it's harsh to say, but sometimes the best and most effective way to deal with massive ignorance is to simply ridicule or dismiss it. Even the most cursory glance at the evolution.intelligent design debate will confirm that careful, informed investigations in isolation do not work as a persuasive tool. You should calmly say flat out that ghosts do not exist and their beliefs are mistaken. That will help your friends and family far more that taking them on a ghost hunt, or at least it will do less damage.

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    16. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only question I ask is: where did it all go wrong? When did the world abandon progress?

      Apologies for the AC reply but I've been modding here. My first post to slashdot was when Enterprise was canceled so you kinda touched a nerve.

      A dystopian future is easier to believe in than a utopian future such as portrayed in Star Trek because people have become cynical. They think Star Trek is stupid because they don't have enough imagination to think of something that could be really good, so instead they destroy it because if they weren't enjoying it why should anyone else.

      People have become cynical because we were promised so much when the space race was in it's prime and delivered super glue and tang. As long as we are broken with no hope of anything better we can be controlled and comforted, we will consume, we will offer no resistance and then we will die. The status quo has been maintained and all is well.

      I can provide plenty of evidence of ghosts and living walking dead, just go to any suburban shopping mall and see thousands of vacant souls wandering aimlessly trying to fulfill some tireless emptiness within them. They wander from store to store not even aware that their vapid existence is about as pointless as a society that has given up all hope of progressing past the next shiney thing that distracts them from the knowledge of that pain.

      The few of us that are aware have given up trying to convince anyone that things can be better because no one is prepared to give up their comfort, me included. This is where we stay and as we devote more and more resources to securing less and less resources we take away the means to actually progress as a society. Thus we have programmed our own stagnation, worship the media and the military all while allowing ourselves to be controlled because, hey, they know better - don't they?

      That's why it's easier to believe in ghosts than it is for people to believe they can create a reality like star trek but they're exactly the same thing. However, believing in ghosts means you have relinquished control and have abandoned responsibility but believing a Star Trek like world can be created means you have asserted control and accept responsibility for creating your own reality.

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    17. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Xphile101361 · · Score: 1

      Maybe "progress" has died because skeptics have killed any sense of adventure and imagination in the world of science. I'd rather have a world where people challanged the ideas of what could and couldn't happen then simply dismiss people as "crazy" because it doesn't fit into their world view.

      Science is the world's new religion. If it doesn't fit into what has already been proved by science, we don't believe it. Anything we see outside of that view we call crazy and shun it. Of course we go on faith that what scientists have told us is actually true, even though the mass majority of us could never prove any of it.

    18. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I see what you're saying, but I think I'll take my chances that discussing science, debunking, and rational means of investigating the sources of strange phenomena--even if it doesn't change their perceptions much--does less harm than outright ridicule of my friends and family because "I'm right and they're wrong." I actually expect to be able to explain away at least some of the things they're calling weird, and if that somehow causes them to walk away slightly more convinced than they had been before, I'm not sure how much actual "harm" that causes. On the other hand I know for an absolute fact that flat-out dismissals or ridicule would cause harm, on some level or another, and I firmly believe that part of the role is science is to provide constructive education rather than resorting to a somewhat irrational "I can't be so I won't talk about it."

    19. Re:Creeping Mysticism by openfrog · · Score: 1

      I had noticed that reason and critical thinking were fading in the world of late, but I never thought that the rot would get so bad that the foremost geek site on the internet would be giving credence to this sort of rubbish. What the hell were the editors thinking? What should I even have to say that ghosts don't exist and that this "investigation" may as well be looking for invisible green unicorns?

      As a society, we're reverting back to superstition and ignorance. We've even given up on even imagining a better future.

      The only question I ask is: where did it all go wrong? When did the world abandon progress?

      I share your dismay, and you convey the feeling pretty well.

      On my part, I try not to reach premature conclusions on interpreting all this. The Enlightenment over the18th century culminated in two political revolutions (American and French) that brought about the modern liberal state that in turn promoted universal education. The conservative forces, weakened, never really gave up and can be seen as staging a counter-revolution. The attacks on and the demonizing of the "damned liberals" can hardly be interpreted otherwise.

      Will they have their way or are they staging their obliteration from history? This remains to be seen.

    20. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with your conclusion. Yes, it may appear this way if you rely on what's on television, but don't forget that more and more people are watching less television and spending their time online. That leaves the lowest common demographic as a TV audience, so I really wouldn't worry about it too much. I've noticed a much higher, healthy skepticism among online communities and I see this as a good sign that religion, and superstition are in decline.

    21. Re:Creeping Mysticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut us some slack. We were largely founded by religious nutjobs (not so much the Founders, but the early population) escaping persecution in their motherlands. Europe is less dogmatic because the Puritans and their ilk came over here. That we've gotten it down to just 90% or so (depending on whose statistics you like and how the questions were posed) in under three centuries isn't bad progress considering where we started.

      - T

  69. Schlieren Imaging by Coolhand2120 · · Score: 1

    I've never seen it used in a ghost hunt but i think it would be great to use Schlieren Imaging. Seems pretty cheap to setup and even if you didn't capture a ghost it's still a lot of fun to look at. After watching the Schlieren toilet video though I've never inhaled while flushing.

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=schlieren+imaging&aq=f

  70. Ghost in my house by thogard · · Score: 1

    I had some plastic dome lights in my house and as they would cool, they would pop once as one layer changed size more than another. This produced a Piezo effect. When the thing would pop, I would think I saw a flash but other people would see or hear different things. It turns out that even if I removed as much of the sonic energy as I could, I would still see the flash that wasn't there so I'm guessing the rapid changing electronic field was messing with my brain. Another person in the house would see ghosts. It turns out that some of the places in the world that have the most sightings of angles and ghosts have a high level of geo-piezo activity and there has been a theory that people who are susceptible tend to see either angles or ghosts or aliens depending on the stories they were told when they were brought up. I wish I had saved the lamp shade, it would have been useful for more experimentation.

    1. Re:Ghost in my house by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I would still see the flash that wasn't there so I'm guessing the rapid changing electronic field was messing with my brain.

      More likely you were actually seeing a flash of light. It is not implausible that such an event could produce visible photons.

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    2. Re:Ghost in my house by thogard · · Score: 1

      I tried to block light as well.

    3. Re:Ghost in my house by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Sometimes when I'm startled by a sound the room seems to flash/brighten. I've concluded that it's an effect of my pupils dilating quickly as part of my reaction. Any chance that might explain what you experienced?

  71. I *love* Ghost Lab by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

    I've only seen one episode, but it was the one about Lizzy Borden. The episode was, essentially, a bunch of fat, sweaty guys yelling at an empty room. It was sublime.

    Not very scientific, however - so probably not good advice for you. Unless you videotape it and put it on youtube. Then it would definitely be the right way to go.

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  72. Establish GhostLeaks... by c0lo · · Score: 1

    ... and wait for documented evidence.

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  73. Re:OK, here's my ghost story [scary] by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    Since you're posting on /., I can only assume your cat was really, really upset with you.

  74. Gullibility for sale online. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right here. Just send me your credit card numbers ;-)

  75. Futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will never convince the believer, and at best look silly to non-believers. So I guess regardless of the tools or outcome, the best you can look forward to, is embarrassing your self. Not a very good position to be in if you ask me.

    Notice, this does not cover the scenario where you would actually find proof.. Haha. Good luck with that, I thought we all figured out already that the "ghost" phenomenon was the effect of EMP on brain (an EM device).

  76. How do you locate the ambiguously defined? by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

    The trouble with ghost hunting, is that it is very difficult to quantify what a ghost is. How are you to find something, when you are unclear about what you're looking for? If you are looking for a tiger, then it's easy enough to consider that evidence of a tiger's recent presence might include footprints, fur, meal scraps and possibly excrement. Ghosts, on the other hand, apparently don't interact with the world in the same way we do.

    People report feeling a chill when in contact with a ghost, but this may be psychosomatic. A thermal camera pointed at the person who is your best guess at who might encounter the ghost is probably called for here, but instead of sticking it on a tripod, it might be best to keep it in hand, so that in the event someone does have a chill, you can use it to track down any potential source.

    Electronic Voice Phenomenon is also commonly reported. I would suggest using multiple recording devices distributed in overlapping regions of the location, so that any EVP which is picked up can be compared to other recording devices, so as to eliminate the possibility that the mysterious, muffled voice you've picked up, isn't just someone making an off-hand comment in the other room.

    Photographs are also known to pick up ghostly apparitions, so go ahead and take plenty of pictures. You may need to do some research to figure out the ideal variety of camera. I've heard of some interesting results coming from Polaroid cameras, where entire sentences in Latin have been spelled out in the air, perceptible only to the camera. Digital cameras also have the ability to pick up things in the invisible light spectrum (hold down a button on a remote control, and point it at the camera-- the camera clearly picks up the light, but your eye does not), so you might get something interesting there, as well. Just the same, traditional film cameras have a long history of producing strange results. If you've got the budget for it, you might bring all three.

    Since we don't know the precise nature of the creature being searched for, I think it's valid to use your imagination when choosing equipment. A tool to map the magnetic fields in the area, especially if you can map them in real-time or at least, in regular intervals, could possibly yield interesting results, when compared to a good baseline. Maybe you can find a type of film that reacts to an invisible spectrum of light? Radar or Sonar, even? You're looking for any anomalous data, which you will then seek an explanation for. When you find a collection of anomalies which cannot be explained by our current scientific understanding of the universe, and they have some manner of consistency with each other, then you may indeed have found a ghost; at which point, you'll continue your investigation, and see if you can replicate your results.

    It seems an interesting project, and I'd love to know if any results come from it.

  77. $$ 1 million dollars if you can prove it's haunted by W0lfRaven · · Score: 1

    I would take a good quality film camera and a tape recording system. Temperature shifts, etc. do not mean it's haunted. If you want proof of a ghost, you're going to have to document it visually or aurally. Some people believe that analog devices (tape and film) are better for this sort of thing. The good news is that if you can prove that place is really haunted, there's a million dollars in it for you: www.randi.org. The bad news is that ghosts don't exist. The concept comes from fiction. The burden of proof is on the one making the claim & Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. See also www.skeptic.com.

  78. You are going about this all wrong by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    You can't convince them there are no ghosts. But you might be able to convince them to be more skeptical. Set up some fake ghost stuff & prank them with it.

    Play some creepy words backwards that is only audible when you mess with the sound tape. Play some ultra sound. Shove some dry ice under the floor boards. Make them look like chumps.

  79. Waste of Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been many attempts to approach the paranormal with the scientific method. The results have not been impressive. I am educated in the sciences also with a great interest in "stories told around the camp fire." You can be a skeptic and still find all of this a lot of fun. Yet twice in my life I have encountered something very real, but which I could not explain. One of those encounters left me hysterical, teeth chattering terrified, and so upset I could not sleep that night. I assure you, I would not have attempted to take measurements of that!

  80. Re:$$ 1 million dollars if you can prove it's haun by W0lfRaven · · Score: 1
  81. do it like trying to film anything else by fadethepolice · · Score: 1

    Watch some nature shows and try to copy some of their tactics for capturing and identifying rare creatures. I think the main thing is to set up a system that does not put the creature on YOUR schedule. In other words don't go to the site for a few hours, set up your instruments and declare failure when you don't find anything. Set up autonomous instruments that stay on site for long periods of time in order to have any hope of finding / catching this rare creature if it exists.

  82. What's the control group? by Laxitive · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming you're earnest about this... so on that premise, here's what'll happen:

    You'll put together a set of measurements from this place. Then you'll try to interpret it with no reference point. You have no baseline measurements. Have you tested 20, or say even a handful, of regular, non-haunted houses to establish a control that you can compare to? Chances are you'll pick up SOME noise in SOME measurements that may or may not be construed to be paranormal, or maybe not. Who knows.

    What are your predictions? Is there a set of particular things you'll be looking for? Can it be summed up as more-or-less "anything that seems wierd in the measurements"?

    I'm not trying to dissuade you from doing it. Just don't call it scientific and then do bad science. It could be a very cool movie project, and it could be a lot of fun doing it, so it may entirely be worth your time. So if it seems cool then go for it.. but plz do not slap a "scientific" label onto it frivolously.

  83. A Gun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all you need to shoot yourself in the head if you take this seriously enough to even think about "investigating" it.

  84. What's with all this physics equipment? by CaligarisDesk · · Score: 1

    You need bio equipment. Ok, a haunted house is a money making opportunity. So consider how one explanation for the Amityville Horror is ergot poisoning: people get exposed to natural hallucinogens and can't explain why they see ghosts. Hence, to them, there are ghosts. In many dark, creepy houses that have been considered haunted, you'll probably have owners who have not been taking good care of the property. Gutters clog, water overflows over and into the walls...BAM mold problem. Here's the steps you need to take to capitalize off this: 1. Take petri dishes with you and place them in the basement, bathroom, attic and anywhere else that would potentially be interesting, biologically. Grow the samples in a controlled environment and find out if you have anything interesting. Next step, expose the cultures that you can't identify to rats, guinea pigs or your relatives. If anything has an effect, you've found your golden ticket. 2. Next, sell people the idea that you can bring back the dead and expose people who pay you big bucks to your "substance G." 3. While you have this revenue stream, find some chemist (or starving grad student) who will help you identify the chemical that makes it possible in "substance G." 4. Sell "substance G" through a network of reputable distributors. Hopefully, you won't end up rediscovering acid. Happy hunting!

  85. infrasound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.psy.herts.ac.uk/ghost/theories-infra.html

  86. Don't make up the crazy yourself by NoSig · · Score: 1

    The way to go about it isn't to make up crazy shit and then go see if you can find it. That is the job of your crazy friends. If they say a house is haunted, they probably have some crazy reason to say that. Get them to state that crazy reason and go from there. If they say they feel a chill down their spine, get them to state if it is a physical chill that a thermometer might measure, or if it's rather a feeling inside of them. If they hear voices, get out a microphone. If they see dead people, get a camera. In the likely event that you pick up something that may or may not be what they were talking about, they'll probably own it as evidence of what they were saying, and you now have something you can actually act on - the puzzle of finding out what whatever you recorded actually was. Prepare to be laughed at if you don't solve the puzzle and for them to be strengthened in their crazy. If you explain the phenomena they'll likely conclude that what you recorded wasn't what they originally experienced. If you fail to record anything interesting, they'll probably say that that's not how these things work and that you just don't get it. You will not find satisfaction down this route. If you must proceed, look at the work of James Randi, though probably you shouldn't copy his inflammatory style.

  87. Location Accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say where most the popular ghost shows fail is the failure to track all persons in the area.

    Obviously you shouldn't tell anyone when you are conducting your experiment because it will only encourage smart asses to fuck with you.

    If you put an android or iphone on every person conducting the experiment with GPS and accelerometer tracking you could later play back where everyone was when something went bump in the night.

  88. Ground Everything by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    Take a lot of wire and run it all over the house, using a minimal length. This will balance out the EMI fields (if any) which are attributed to feeling of a "presence". In the lab, this feeling of a presence has been replicated by people wearing salad colendars on their heads with inductive EMI circuits. So by providing a more conductive medium than earth or air, you should eliminate any "stray" fields (including EM noise) (and 'kill' the ghosts)

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  89. Don't forget by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    You need drugs. Psychoactive ones. Those guys on Ghost Adventures are always tripping balls.

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    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
  90. some help for ya by SDracul · · Score: 1

    If you would like some advice I have been doing investigations for awhile. I would be happy to help.

  91. cognizance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When contemplating the existence of ghosts and other non-material things it's important to remember that nearly 100% of the forces and energies in the universe are undetectable by human senses. So believing in ghosts is no more foolish than not believing. But what is very foolish, is thinking that anything you can't see or hear doesn't exist.

  92. TAPS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may want to check the TV show "Ghost Hunter" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Hunters. TAPS seems to use a rigorous method when trying to determine if a place is 'haunted' or not. For what I can remember, they use the following equipment :

    EMF meter : measures the electromagnetic field, which may indicate paranormal activity. Beware, as electrical equipment generates EMF as well, so high readings may indicate poorly shielded electrical equipment. You'll want to shut down everything that runs on electricity in the house (lights included). Also, you'll want to read about side-effects of being in a high EMF area (paranoia, hallucination, feeling of being observed, ...) which may explain a false sense of something paranormal going on.

    Thermometers : to look for cold spots. Rapid drops of temperature may indicate... something.

    Audio recorder : to try to catch electronic voice phenomenon.

    Video camera : documents everything you do, and may catch moving objects. Would probably need to be infrared, as you'll need to kill the lights.

    1. Re:TAPS? by sheetsda · · Score: 1

      The methods used on such shows are hokey at best. If they were serious in the slightest they would have redundant, different-brand pieces of equipment at each location to cross-match their all their evidence (especially "EVPs"). They would never reuse any media, especially analog media (magnetic audio tapes anyone?). They would put new media through some kind of special scrub to ensure there are no pre-existing artifacts. Every piece of electronic equipment would be surrounded by an individual, redundantly grounded Faraday cage. They would give up on the temperature sensing all together because until they can hermetically seal and thermally isolate the building (per The First Law, good luck with that) it means there's a draft or A/C vent nearby. They would let the EMF readings be further evidence they should be using Faraday cages. And they would stop claiming bugs and random pieces of dust are "orbs", give me a break. Lastly they would get the hell out of the place so their compromised psyche can stop feeling "touched" and yielding no real data.

      Then again, if they did these things they probably wouldn't have much, if anything, to put on TV to sell commercials.

    2. Re:TAPS? by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      The methods used on such shows are hokey at best. If they were serious in the slightest they would have redundant, different-brand pieces of equipment at each location to cross-match their all their evidence (especially "EVPs"). They would never reuse any media, especially analog media (magnetic audio tapes anyone?). They would put new media through some kind of special scrub to ensure there are no pre-existing artifacts. Every piece of electronic equipment would be surrounded by an individual, redundantly grounded Faraday cage. They would give up on the temperature sensing all together because until they can hermetically seal and thermally isolate the building (per The First Law, good luck with that) it means there's a draft or A/C vent nearby. They would let the EMF readings be further evidence they should be using Faraday cages. And they would stop claiming bugs and random pieces of dust are "orbs", give me a break. Lastly they would get the hell out of the place so their compromised psyche can stop feeling "touched" and yielding no real data.

      Then again, if they did these things they probably wouldn't have much, if anything, to put on TV to sell commercials.

      Wow...if you have actually watched the "Ghost Hunters" show, you would know that: TAPS generally discounts orbs as dust, bugs, or lens flare. The co-founders of TAPS are extremely skeptical of orbs. Typically their crew is often seen using a variety of branded equipment. Although some equipment does use magnetic media such as tapes, most of their equipment uses digital recording technologies. So called 'Personal Experiences' ie. touching, hair standing on end, cold spots, etc are not taken as evidence alone, they must at least be backed up with something they can record somehow. While anyone can edit tapes, etc and in no case in any so called "paranormal investigation" could anyone ever know if they are being defrauded unless they are physically present at the investigation - the TAPS team at least depicts their debunking attempts, as well as throwing out things they consider compromised.

  93. Null vs. Alternative Hypothesis by dcollins · · Score: 1

    "Once you have those, what kinds of results would it take to convince a skeptic there's something unusual going on, or demonstrate that there's not? I don't have much hope of changing the minds of those who believe, but it would be satisfying to at least be scientific about it."

    Well, in principle, you're the one acting out the part of "I think there is something worth investigating here". So it's up to you (or your ghost-believing friends) to establish a specific, witnessable claim as to something that is happening; a falsifiable theory. Are ghosts supposed to be visible? Are they a moving thermal field? The skeptics expect the null hypothesis (nothing has changed), the ghost-believers some alternative hypothesis (something has changed), so it's really up to the latter to well-define their extraordinary claim.

    Asking skeptics to state what would convince them otherwise is not generally how science works; it's neither time-effective (for the skeptics, for whom there is an infinitude of ridiculous claims in the world), nor is it logically sensible (in terms of established philosophy of science).

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  94. Probably not ghosts but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have SEEN things one could have a very hard time to believe if I explained them, and I do not have any reasonable scientific or common sense explanation for them. They involve a lost rubber ball falling completely vertically out of nowhere minutes afterwards, and other flying stuff.

    We definetly have much more to learn

  95. James Randi by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    Extradinary claims required extraordinary evidence and all of that. For really "cool" phenomena such as UFOs and hauntings, the temptation to perpetrate a hoax is tremendous.

    James Randi is a stage magician where the stock-in-trade is creating illusions. In stage magic, it is all for fun, but Randi got upset that various ghost hunters and psychics and so on were doing the same thing while claiming it was real instead of a magic trick.

    His basic knock on scientists conducting investigations into Uri Geller and the like is that scientists take things at face value -- that the people in question are playing fair. I believe Randi spoke well of Johnny Carson as providing a public forum for Geller and others to attempt to prove whatever it is that they are supposed to do -- Carson as an entertainer had technical knowledge about stage magic performance and knew what tricks to look for.

    To investigate ghost claims, not only do you have to be thorough with your data gathering, you have to be on guard with respect to deception. Remember, before he hooked up with his geek friend who had gear that worked on ghosts for real, the Bill Murray character was a lacadaisical scientist and a charlatan ESP researcher.

  96. A Laptop with Internet Connection by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    Bring a laptop, turn it on in the middle of the night and run MS Word and wait until the ghost start typing. If the ghost don't like MS software, have OpenOffice.org installed just in case. If the ghost opens the internet browser and start searching for porn online just get out of the house at once.

  97. Ghost Science vs. Ghost Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you thinking of running around with stupid ghost toys and trying to measure ghost things? If so, you're just a Ghost Engineer. Ghost Engineers are useless.

    If you want to be useful, be a Ghost Scientist. Go and get yourself a Testable Hypothesis, then head to your local haunted house in search of Reproducible Results.

  98. Ghosthunting 101 by Dr+MADD · · Score: 1

    Quirkz, You might want to try out the following website: http://www.theshadowlands.net/ghost/. There is an awful lot of crap and the website is outdated, but there are some interesting things in it. The 'Haunted Places Index' under 'Haunted Places' gives a pretty thorough overview of haunted sites in your area, so you can at least visit places where other people have reported ghosts before (think 2008 was last time the list was updated, however). The 'Ghost Hunting' tab has a whole wealth of information about how to conduct a ghost hunt. The 'Galleries' tab holds a lot of "ghost evidence", as I guess it would be called. Some of it seems pretty convincing, or at least unexplainable, if you believe what the picture/EVP-takers are saying. And there's always all the ghost shows on the tv, too. Whatever yo do, it seems the best advice is to go in as a group, mostly for confidence and witnessing purposes.

    Ghost hunting is something I would like to try out once myself, just to see something that cannot be explained. The funny thing about ghosts is that for all their insubstantiality, usually the best hauntings have several items in common: the manifestations occur with regular frequency, the haunting is usually confined to specific locations, and that multiple people have experienced the same paranormal activity at the same time. How could anything so random and unpredictable as a ghost ever meet (and consistently meet) these requirements? Some other good questions:

    Why is it that most hauntings occur at night, or at least people get their best evidence at nighttime? How can animals and babies detect paranormal happenings, is this an ability we 'switch off' as mature humans so we don't experience sensory overload when we perceive our reality (perhaps this is why we experience hauntings at night, we're more attuned with the lights out)?

    How are haunted locations necessary for a manifestation; if a person died a hundred years ago, the Earth is millions of miles away from where it was in the universe when that person died, yet there continue to be sightings of the same ghosts, to the present day, in the same location? Do ghosts experience gravity, then? When the structure/location the ghosts appear in gets demolished or burned down, why do the paranormal happenings generally cease? Are ghosts prisoners or physic leftovers of the buildings where they lived? Is there a universal physic connection or lock to keep a ghost in place? Could it be moved? Could it be an energy source?

    When ghosthunters record EVPs, the responses they get occur either a second ahead or behind their questions, are ghosts slightly-off in the time-stream, or stuck inbetween or outside the reality we experience everyday (or is it just random fuzz in the recording equipment that's a coincidence)? How can something from the past, definitely dead and gone, influence actions and activities in the present? Is this the closest we can come to time travel? Is the past really there and we are experiencing it as it happened, or is it something entirely else? Is it possible the present can influence the activities of the past in this manner (how are ghosts answering questions in EVPs)? Are these just microcosmic "mini-pasts" that can only influence small areas of reality nearby and not actual links to the time stream (reminders)? Are there "time-bubbles" where the universe "messes up" reality? How come we never see ghosts or hauntings from the future?

    How come ghosts only seem to come from human beings and human activities? How come not dinosaurs or neanderthals? How come only certain circumstances and certain personalities leave hauntings behind, while the great majority of people leave no trace, paranormal or otherwise? Why only certain circumstances (murder, unrequited love, injustice) permit ghosts to occur while others do not? How come there are larger populations of ghosts seen in hopstials and mental asylums compared to normal domiciles?

    Anyway, this is a lot of rambling, but I hope I've raised some good questions for others to mull over. Good night, and good luck in your ghost searching.

    1. Re:Ghosthunting 101 by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Your comments about time are particularly useful to explore. My comments below are for those who claim that our science is sufficient to claim that they don't exist.

      Despite the many comments asserting we know a lot about the forces of the universe, there are several aspects of spacetime that we're clear that we know very little about. The force of gravity is one, and the nature of time is another. Sure, we know about relativity and how an object can experience time dilation, and in theory, the equations allow for time to flow backwards, but we have no idea how that would ever be possible given everything else we know about the universe. We don't even have any strong theories for why gravity works, only how it applies. We don't have any explanations for quantum entanglement, but we can reliably demonstrate it (now, even though we couldn't 30-40 years ago).

      So, given that we really know almost nothing about time other than how we measure it and how it can be slowed via time dilation, how can anyone assert that we know enough about the forces of the universe to determine that all our previous tests have virtually ruled out any evidence of "ghosts". Are we looking for the right type of energy? Do we even know what type of energy to look for? Are we looking in the right time? How could we detect a communication "across time" (from the "past" or "future")? What would the signature look like? What sort of energy would you look for? What type of instruments would you use to detect it?

      Despite all the progress we've made in understanding physics and the forces of the universe, there are still several major things that we observe all the time that is well beyond our best science to explain or prove, so it's absurd to claim that our science could/would have already detected a ghost if they exist. The most we can say is that at present, our current science hasn't been able to detect clear evidence of one, therefore, from a scientific view, it unlikely that ghosts exist.

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  99. Status report: can't spell statue by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The line in the above post should be about large STATUES being moved and stood up.

  100. Replace 'ghost' with 'unverifiable noun' by Aquitaine · · Score: 1

    I'd like to prove that there are no ejorbijorbies in my neighbor's house. Can you recommend a good method for me to detect them?

  101. Get off the drugs. by scurvyj · · Score: 0

    There are no ghosts. Any questions?

  102. Temperature measurements by farnsaw · · Score: 1

    If you are going to measure temperature, get many thermometers and place them in many places at the same time. Don't forget to put one outside as well. If you get a cold snap / temperature drop then you need to compare that to the outside temperature as it very well could be a breeze. Do the same for checking for sounds, and as stated before, get equipment that will "hear" outside the normal range of human hearing. Same for video equipment, get stuff that will "see" in infrared as well as the visible spectrum, many of the surveillance cameras will do this. As was stated before, remember that disproving ghosts is not possible so don't expect to convince anyone.

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  103. Don't waste your time. by singingjim1 · · Score: 1

    You can't prove a negative. There is no such thing as ghosts so no baseline could possibly be taken to be able to "prove" they don't exist. It's an absolutely silly notion that you needn't waste your time with other than to try and get help for those in your life who believe in such nonsense.

  104. Don't stop there..., by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell them you _found_ ghosts. A bunch of them. Mean ones. That eat souls for breakfast.

    But, no worries, you can take care of the problem once they provide you with the
    hardware components for your ghost eradicator:

    Then, fix the thermostat, squeeky hinge, and loose shutter and say the ghosts are gone. Win-win.

  105. Traditional method plus science by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    There have been people talking to ghosts or at least claiming to know how to find them for thousands of years. Research some traditional methods, in particular ones based in alchemy or feng shui, because of how rules-based they are. Feng shui isn't just something modern interior desingers learn to look hip and enlightened, it was also a set of rules for observing and shaping the world, more generally, so any feng shui principles (or rather any scientific essence you can garner from them) may be worthwhile. Combine the traditional methods with scientific observation and repetition, and some non-haunted baseline measurements as you already suggested.

    With all the rules and thorough documentation of feng shui, they may have been onto something.

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  106. Simple... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

    Bring dogs and cats with you. If they kill each other, there are no ghosts. If they start living together, there are ghosts. And then, there will be mass hysteria.

  107. How to test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1/ Get a trusted friend/acquittance
    2/ Give them a puzzle that can only be worked out when they receive a private piece of information that is unlikely to be guessed or worked out. I suggest a simple program that can only be unlocked with a GUID
    3/ Go over to the other side. In order to properly entertain /. I suggest a slow painful poison or something spectacular eg. Steamroller
    4/ Both you and your friend go to the same Clairvoyant/Psychic/HippyChick where you pas the information mentioned in #2
    5/ Friend/acquittance solves puzzle and ( providing everything was properly and irrefutably documented ) makes a fortune going on chatshows and gets more girls than he can lay his tongue on.
    6/ You go on to feed the worms.

  108. Absolutely essential by damaged_sectors · · Score: 1

    Gullibility.

    As long as you have that the necessary tools can be cheaply and easily fashioned from string, masking tape, and empty toilet rolls. They won't look as impressive a genuine e-meter, but they work just as well.

  109. you can't prove a negative, but... by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

    While you can't prove a negative you can certainly find causation for all the spook stories your friends are telling you about. Don't go looking for what isn't there, because you won't find it. Instead, take notes of their stories "sensations". There are likely reasons for their not-so-convincing stories, and you can find them. Then search their house as an investigative Engineer, and find the cause of the boards creaking in the middle of the night, such as the thermal contraction of the house as the night cools it. The banging is likely the heating system warming up and expanding the pipes pushing on the fittings. If they say they "get chills" in the middle of the night then find the drafty cracks where they need to caulk and insulate. You can use a FLIR camera for most of those issues.

  110. Ghosthunting 101 by Dr+MADD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quirkz, You might want to try out the following website: http://www.theshadowlands.net/ghost/. There is an awful lot of crap and the website is outdated, but there are some interesting things in it. The 'Haunted Places Index' under 'Haunted Places' gives a pretty thorough overview of haunted sites in your area, so you can at least visit places where other people have reported ghosts before (think 2008 was last time the list was updated, however). The 'Ghost Hunting' tab has a whole wealth of information about how to conduct a ghost hunt. The 'Galleries' tab holds a lot of "ghost evidence", as I guess it would be called. Some of it seems pretty convincing, or at least unexplainable, if you believe what the picture/EVP-takers are saying. And there's always all the ghost shows on the tv, too. Whatever yo do, it seems the best advice is to go in as a group, mostly for confidence and witnessing purposes.

    Ghost hunting is something I would like to try out once myself, just to see something that cannot be explained. The funny thing about ghosts is that for all their insubstantiality, usually the best hauntings have several items in common: the manifestations occur with regular frequency, the haunting is usually confined to specific locations, and that multiple people have experienced the same paranormal activity at the same time. How could anything so random and unpredictable as a ghost ever meet (and consistently meet) these requirements? Some other good questions:

    Why is it that most hauntings occur at night, or at least people get their best evidence at nighttime? How can animals and babies detect paranormal happenings, is this an ability we 'switch off' as mature humans so we don't experience sensory overload when we perceive our reality (perhaps this is why we experience hauntings at night, we're more attuned with the lights out)?

    How are haunted locations necessary for a manifestation; if a person died a hundred years ago, the Earth is millions of miles away from where it was in the universe when that person died, yet there continue to be sightings of the same ghosts, to the present day, in the same location? Do ghosts experience gravity, then? When the structure/location the ghosts appear in gets demolished or burned down, why do the paranormal happenings generally cease? Are ghosts prisoners or physic leftovers of the buildings where they lived? Is there a universal physic connection or lock to keep a ghost in place? Could it be moved? Could it be an energy source?

    When ghosthunters record EVPs, the responses they get occur either a second ahead or behind their questions, are ghosts slightly-off in the time-stream, or stuck inbetween or outside the reality we experience everyday (or is it just random fuzz in the recording equipment that's a coincidence)? How can something from the past, definitely dead and gone, influence actions and activities in the present? Is this the closest we can come to time travel? Is the past really there and we are experiencing it as it happened, or is it something entirely else? Is it possible the present can influence the activities of the past in this manner (how are ghosts answering questions in EVPs)? Are these just microcosmic "mini-pasts" that can only influence small areas of reality nearby and not actual links to the time stream (reminders)? Are there "time-bubbles" where the universe "messes up" reality? How come we never see ghosts or hauntings from the future?

    How come ghosts only seem to come from human beings and human activities? How come not dinosaurs or neanderthals? How come only certain circumstances and certain personalities leave hauntings behind, while the great majority of people leave no trace, paranormal or otherwise? Why only certain circumstances (murder, unrequited love, injustice) permit ghosts to occur while others do not? How come there are larger populations of ghosts seen in hopstials and mental asylums compared to normal domiciles?

    Anyway, this is a lot of rambling, but I hope I've raised some good questions for others to mull over. Good night, and good luck in your ghost searching.

  111. EVPs by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    Don't listen to the assholes. If you're serious, invest in a decent digital audio recorder. Tascam, Yamaha and others make decent ones for just over $100. And I think Musician's Friend sells a house branded model for just under $100. Do some research on "EVP" or "electronic voice phenomena" and you'll find out what some other people have done in this field.

    I'm not saying you're going to find anything or if there's anything to find. But there are serious people who believe that it's worth researching. You'll either find out that it's all a bunch of BS and stop wasting your time or you'll get some interesting results and keep going. Don't have expectations, you're just exploring Ghosts have been part of human experience for millennia. Whether it's some real phenomena or all made up in our heads, whether it's dead people or some artifact of the multiverse or a purely psychological phenomena caused by our fear of death - who knows. Isaac Newton was an alchemist. Carl Jung a magician. Jacques Vallee a serious researcher in an area that everyone laughs at and has written some very, very interesting work. None of those guys were losers, especially compared to the people here that "believe in science" and are telling you with certainty that you are a fool for even asking the question.

    If people can spend tens of billions looking for a Hogg's Boson, I don't see why you shouldn't spend $100 on a good digital audio recorder and satisfy your personal curiosity about ghosts. After all, a lot of people who would consider themselves "skeptics" still believe that there's an "invisible hand of the free market" that will solve all our problems if we could just kill off the government and (get this) let corporations do whatever they want. Now that's some real "woo".

    And if you don't find any ghosts, you've still got a really cool little handheld digital audio recorder that has an SD slot and a pair of condenser mics and really, really good sound. A speed control so you can learn guitar riffs off of albums and become a guitar legend and get laid. And some spooky stories to tell all the hot chicks while the "skeptics" up above are eating cheetos and compiling kernels.

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    1. Re:EVPs by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      If you're serious, invest in a decent digital audio recorder. ... "EVP"

      I think of all the weird phenomena you see on TV, EVP is one of the least convincing for me. Everything they show is always unintelligible, and doesn't sound anything like what they try to interpret it as. Still, it's one of many ways to play around.

      And if you don't find any ghosts, you've still got a really cool little handheld digital audio recorder that has an SD slot and a pair of condenser mics and really, really good sound. ...

      Yes, exactly! I like the way you think. And this is why this is a slashdot question, and wasn't posed on one of the ghost hunting sites.

  112. How about aliens, flying saucers, etc.? by antdude · · Score: 1

    And I don't mean illegal aliens from other countries. :P

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  113. There are no such things as ghosts by SScorpio · · Score: 1
  114. Equipment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years ago I went to a ghost-hunting class held by a local ghost-hunting group, and was astounded at how much technology they use. It's definitely not a cheap hobby.

    Here's a partial list of what they had:
    * Electromagnetic and Geomagnetic Field Meters (EMF and GMF meters)
    * Geiger counters
    * Temperature gauges (both infrared and digital)
    * Humidity gauges
    * Radio frequency meters/analyzers
    * Ion counters
    * Multiple video cameras hooked up to DVRs (including night vision cameras)
    * Multiple audio recorders
    * Infrared motion sensors
    * Hardware random number generators

  115. Equipment list for haunted house. by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    Here is my list of equipment you need to procure or construct yourself if not available.

    - Small solenoids/servos with power pack and wireless remote control( think "bump" "tap tap" somewhere or slamming door)
    - Coils and small DC power supplies.
    - Infrasound generators.
    - Infrared thermal lamps.
    - Compact source of static charged air with proximity sensor trigger (stand up hairs on back of neck)
    - Powerful permanent magnets hidden in objects, hidden electromagnetic coil (think moving/falling vase). - Sources of cold air.
    - Rigged sensor equipment.

    Usage:
    1) Use these gadgets to make the occupants REALLY think the place is haunted.
    2) ???
    3) Charge for each return visit until making desired profit.

    Wait what? Oh you wanted to "investigate"...

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  116. Your friends and family... by ildon · · Score: 1

    are idiots.

  117. Carbon Monoxide detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would bring a carbon monoxide detector. Preferably one capable of detecting very low levels and with a digital display, like this one.

    Chances are they have a natural gas or oil furnace (or fireplace, wood burning stove, etc) which isn't working properly. Incomplete combustion or a leaky exhaust system can cause carbon monoxide buildup in the house. This is especially true in winter, when people are running the heater a lot and keeping the doors and windows closed. It also explains why ghost sightings tend to be more common in cold climates or older homes.

    Per the wikipedia article: Many of the phenomena generally associated with haunted houses, including strange visions and sounds and feelings of dread, can be attributed to carbon monoxide poisoning, as its symptoms include confusion, delirium, emotional disturbances, and hallucinations.

  118. No disrespect to the original poster by assertation · · Score: 1

    No disrespect to the original poster, but if there was something there to be scientific about, something to measure real researchers would have done so and wouldn't be leaving it up to curious people like yourself.

    Having written that, no way you would get me into a haunted house :)

  119. Mod Parent Sideways by Tsar · · Score: 1

    Sounds pretty draconian--do you live in the California Nebula?

    In my galaxy they just check positron emissions. My probabilistic engine has been using about a quark a month for eons and they just keep letting it slide.

    1. Re:Mod Parent Sideways by cosm · · Score: 1

      Yea, Emporor Schwarzenaut is putting parsec limits on everybody's interstellar destinations, and quark fission has been banned since errant gluons have been shown to cause autism in Kzjiilinzpns. (Good thing he doesn't know about my Orbifold Resonance Cascade Multiplier!)

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    2. Re:Mod Parent Sideways by petercoulton · · Score: 1

      Wow, they really need to start checking for Tachion levels, hasn't anyone heard of the Time-Greenhouse Effect?

  120. Get a Carbon Monoxide meter by Penicillus · · Score: 1

    Seriously, many folks who have seen ghosts are actually being affected by Carbon Monoxide. You'll need a good meter, tho, as the CO meters that are found in homes are not sensitive enough.

  121. Safety first! by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1
    Bring a friend and a cell phone. Here's why:

    "haunted" houses are usually old abandoned places. Broken windows, leaky roofs are a recipe for rotten floors. As a kid some friends and I went into a house we all tried to convince each other was "haunted". (just idiot kids trying to freak each other out really) The floors were creaky as hell and pretty soft or bouncy in spots, even to our light weights. Everything was fine though; until we tried to head upstairs. Chuck; being the heaviest, went up last and his foot broke right through a rotted out tread. He couldn't pull it out on his own and for a while, none of us dared go back down the now proven unsafe stairs to help him. Albert and I ended up making a long reach and helped him out. We left by crawling out an upstairs window onto the back porch and did a hang drop into the yard. Chuck got some stitches and a tetanus shot, we all got nasty lectures from our parents.

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  122. Exploit the crazy. by couchslug · · Score: 1

    Don't challenge these loons. Do use the situation, gently, for advantage.

    Irrational people should be controlled and guided by their betters, even the purpose be benign and to help them.

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  123. natural explanations: all. supernatural: 0 by sketchbag · · Score: 1

    Just because you can ask a question, doesnt mean it deserves an answer. The whole notion of ghosts is rooted in religious thinking based on literally zero evidence. If a dish falls, or a chair moves, and its proven to be some odd energy force, you're still 100% away from a magic entity that is the spirit of a human that is traveling around the universe in tandem with the earth at millions of miles an hour, changing directions to match the rotation and revolution of the earth, the movement of our star, and solar system and local group and supercluster, etc. just to live in a house. if the soul has mass, we'd be able to measure it with a scale, which to date hasnt been done. It's not worth investing time and money researching peoples imaginary causes based on no evidence. someone from a primitive time jumped to the conclusion of a ghost for an unexplained phenomenon, and because of the widespread belief in immortal souls and an afterlife it's survived into the modern era, where in most every other area of thought those same people demand evidence. There is no place for magic or wizards as explanations, since to date every single thing that has been discovered has been found to be natural in origin. and that means also that everything that was attributed to supernatural agents, has been replaced by a natural explanation, or is still unexplained (yes, "magic did it" isnt actually explanatory)

  124. Ghost of Flight 401 by ChapterS · · Score: 0

    ... airline pilots are not prone to flights of fancy - more of the "Show me State" type of folk.

    F401 [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Air_Lines_Flight_401 ] was an L1011 Jumbo jet that crashed into the everglades, killing all on board, due to mechanical failure + pilot error + design flaw - the pilots were fixing an indicator light, bumped the controls, moved the plan off of auto-pilot (without knowledge) and into a slow decent, over and into an area with no lights.

    Later some AOK parts of the crashed plan became spare parts - cargo doors and such.

    Later, crews on flights with those spare parts on their aircraft started reporting, at great risk to career, the sightings of members of the dead crew.

    They told their chief pilot, he told other chief pilots, one of then told my (retired) father / pilot, he told me.

    I don't care if the intermediaries believe the story. I do believe that they accurately retold what they were told. Old-School airline pilots, with enough years of experience to be trusted with a jets and 100s of people are a fact-based, safety-first, salt-of-the-earth lot.

    A reporter/author heard the story and wrote the book "Ghost of Flight 401"

    (now, could I please have some Karma? - thx)

  125. How to test for something you know nothing about? by NeumannCons · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever been able to definitely prove the presence of a ghost? Houdini was rather well known for his attempts at contacting his mother through seances but was never able to find a clairvoyant who was real. Quite a few "ghost shows" are on TV where the "investigators" get all worked up about something quite ordinary ("Ooooh - look - only part of this chair is warm - someone was sitting here in the last hour!!! OMG get a thermal picture of it - this is too weird - I'm freaking out!!!!"). Yet these shows never find anything remotely mystifying.

    So you're left with the task of proving/disproving the presence of something you and everyone else knows nothing about - much less how to test for the presence of it. Do they affect magnetic fields? Do they emit light? Do they make noise? Do they alter the temperature of the air around them? Are they affected by unlicensed nuclear accelerators? For ghosts, the answer would have to be "maybe". For humans, the answer for every question is "yes" (yes, we do emit very faint light). So if you do detect something, it's almost certain it's not a ghost, but rather a human.

  126. Paranoia and coincidence make not a God by apparently · · Score: 2

    The primary impact that such energy entities have is psychological.

    Oh, please.
    You claim that "their" primary impact is psychological, but have somehow just ruled out that maybe you're experiencing a psychological problem. The brain is an incredibly complex machine receiving constant, uninterrupted input from 5 senses. Senses that can be tricked by optical illusions, auditory illusions, tactile illusions, false pattern-finding, and just plain old everyday hallucinations: what does the brain do every night except provide us fully-realized hallucinations by mucking with the chemicals in our head? We are literally transported to new wholly false environments that don't require the input of our senses; even without the senses receiving input, our brain is still capable of creating completion environments and emotions. Is it so inconceivable that some of those same chemicals may not accidentally get pumped out during our waking hours?
    By objective experience, we know that the brain fills in gaps where none exist:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tactile_illusion
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_illusion
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_illusion

    It's not magic, it's not Jesus, it's the operation of a complex, yet incomplete organic machine, doing an incredible, yet imperfect job of forming a mental conception of its environment.
    Surround yourself with enough occult/new age literature and "practitioners" and you prime your brain to see things out of the corner of your eye. You prime yourself to hear and feel things, and to trick yourself into hearing sounds and feeling sensations where none exist. I sometimes hear phantom ringtones coming from my pocket. Is it Jesus? Or just some fragment of my brain chemistry hallucinating that my phone just rang? What would Occam say?
    There are entheogens beyond entheogens that can cause ego-death. MDMA aka ecstacy, is used in psychotherapy to create synthetic emotions: it is literally used to induce empathy as a means of treating PTSD. So based on our objective experience of dream creation, based on what we know of chemically-induced emotion, is it Jesus and Demons? What would Occam say?

    The idea that God would finally present himself to you, but only in a discrete manner that could also be explained by natural phenomena that effects everybody instead of just full-on revealing himself is ridiculous. If God is going to make the effort to reveal himself, why would he hint at it? By definition, he's literally eschewing the requirement that his presence be believed on faith. Is the logic that he's on the fence about it? Does coincidence ever get a chance in this world? As soon as you turn improbable into a synonym for impossible, you're making the choice to redefine the word, you're making the choice to let hucksters and scam artists turn fear and anxiety of the unknown against you. There's tons of books and forums full of "experts" disproving the moon-landing, "experts" revealing that Paul McCartney really is dead; you can find an "expert" on anything, it's up to you to realize when you've let yourself get taken.
    I'm sorry that life is depressing; making up stories about it isn't the way to fix it.

    1. Re:Paranoia and coincidence make not a God by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      There is no way to explain to someone such as you what I have experienced or why I believe it to be true. I will relay what I have experienced when asked or given the opportunity, but will not try to convince or defend. So go your own way with my blessing. Just know that I've heard it all before, and nothing you have said has swayed me one inch.

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    2. Re:Paranoia and coincidence make not a God by apparently · · Score: 1

      That is of course, your prerogative. Faith, by definition, is accepting extraordinary circumstances despite perfectly valid, scientifically verifiable, objectively-experienced, subjectively-observed facts that also provide the same answer. Why one chooses one over the other, I'll never know. I'm not trying to insult you; I'm just trying to tell you that it is illogical to make a leap of faith, when none is required.
      I'm not surprised to hear that you were previously an atheist. The consequences of atheism can create a lot of hopelessness in an often depressing, cruel world.
      Some people believe wholeheartedly in acupuncture, and the notion of Qi energy being associated with the number of rivers in China. A post-cellular model of the world reveals that acupuncture can be accounted for by the placebo effect and a state of induced meditation/relaxation.
      Some people still believe in auras, but the modern world has many explanations. When I was a teenager, and deep into "magic" and whatnot, I swore I could see an aura of "mana" surrounding people, but I finally realized that I was seeing something that I wanted to see, and that I was making up explanations for visual illusions and eye fatigue.
      I used to be amazed by psychics and empaths, but then learned about cold-reading (while done intentionally by charlatans, or unintentionally by ourselves at a subconscious level.)
      But most importantly, the paranormal is just plain insulting on a romantic level: the universe and the physics we know of it are endlessly beautiful and fascinating, and to distort that beauty by making up stories about it -- when we know how truly awful the human brain is at understand coincidence and probability, when we know that ancient models of the world developed due to a lack of a science in technology -- is a disdainful mockery of the wonders that this 13 billion year old universe has provided for us.

  127. Alchemy by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    In a historical sense, alchemy is nothing more than very early chemistry which was given a bad name by rampant fraud. Even Isaac Newton dabbled in alchemy in his day, trying to make scientific discoveries. In that sense, alchemy is very, very real, it just goes by a different name.

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    1. Re:Alchemy by HexRei · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when people talk about it today they are basically talking about magic. I know pagans who claim to be alchemists and they know shit-all about chemistry.

    2. Re:Alchemy by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      They probably know shit-all about magic, too, for that matter.

  128. Wow seriously.... by puterg33k · · Score: 0

    Blah blah blah.... Insert clever comment here _______...Mines better, no mine...!

    What a bunch of COOL and CYNICAL wanna be techie jackasses...

    It's a market, some are exploited, most are simply entertained. Sitting around arguing whether or not it's real...Seriously? Are you retarded, did your mother drop you? When something is so blatantly obvious, why argue to the center of it? You do it to be entertained, right?

    It's actually quite sad what /. has become, and the market they've chosen to entertain.

    Insert flame bellow - Puterg33k OUT, lemme guess you wont miss me? STFU.

  129. observations -- theory -- hypothesis -- test -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, note your relatives purported observations. See if your observations concur. Formulate a theory to explain the observations. Deduce a physically testable consequence from theory, ideally one that has the best chance of falsifying the theory as presented. Test. Modify the theory. repeat. It is also helpful to look for consistent observations in modifying the theory, but not as helpful, due to underdetermination. Consider the Quine-Duhem thesis of unarticulated "auxiliary hypotheses" in your deduction of testable implications.

  130. Re by omems · · Score: 1

    I can't believe all the Ghost doubt. I've seen it myself, more than once. And I'm not crazy. Well, maybe Swayze crazy...

  131. Don't be snide! by nten · · Score: 1

    Delusions are fun! Sci-fi and fantasy are my favorite delusions. Just treat this like a request on the best way to LARP. In that vein, I'd suggest he do something novel. Rather than test what is happening in the environment, test what is happening to the observer. Shave his family bald and attach homemade EEGs. Blood pressure, skin conductivity, a thermal camera aimed at the observers if there is some money involved, a thermometer up their bald rear if they there isn't. Sounds like fun to me. As a control he could use the same sensors at home while watching a famly film, and in a peaceful outdoors setting. I'd be truly interested in knowing if the foreknowledge that a place is considered to be haunted is the main factor, or if its the general ambience of a place (tapestries and wood paneling vs. wallpaper with little flowers and espn blaring).

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    1. Re:Don't be snide! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Personally I would suggest an IQ test of all the people who believe vs. all the people who don't believe, I'll bet there will be a clear division. Perhaps even throw in a test scientific knowledge - that one will show an even clearer and more detailed line as with increases of scores the likelihood of believing in the haunting will rapidly decline.

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    2. Re:Don't be snide! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Issac Newton studied the occult. Highly intelligent people tend to be more open minded and admit the possibility of unexplainable phenomena. "Ghosts" can be studied using the scientific method. Although I don't believe the superstitions/theories about "haunting", like studying the Pons/Fleishman experiment it may lead to new science, although most likely in the field of human psychology.

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    3. Re:Don't be snide! by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Isaac Newton did not study the occult. He studied alchemy. He was doing so at a time when it's discrediting was already in progress but importantly was far from complete. Quite frankly I cannot help but think that if alchemy had anywhere to go - Newton would have been the one to find the way. But your statement doesn't hold water in general. Einstein despised astrology - as do almost every other scientist. Any doctor worth his salt despises homeopathy. Pseudoscience relies on these concepts.

      Now sometimes something that came from a pseudoscientific history will voluntarily submit itself to testing via the scientific method. When this happens a number of things usually occur. Firstly the unscientific explanations for it's theories are almost immediately abandoned - instead the things that "work" (in other words the observed phenomena) gets re-explained using real science. From that basis the techniques are then invariable improved. This does mean that the occult, cultural and pseudoscientific traditions around has to be abandoned leaving us with something that is just plain science. Examples include willow bark becoming aspirine and more recently both acupuncture and chiropractics. If you get either chiropractics or acupuncture therapy from an accredited physiotherapist you should be well aware that what you're getting is so different from what you'd have gotten from the traditional healers who it came from as to be virtually unrecognizable - on the other hand the benefits are far more effective and real because all the mystic crap got thrown away and the technique the physiotherapist uses focuses only on those which are based in scientific fact.

      Those cases are where scientists should legitemately be open-minded. When proponents of a cultural or other knowledge artifact says "test us via the scientific method, check our statements, correct them and improve them and we'll accept the parts that are lost in exchange for the improvements to the parts that are right" - then it would be callous of a scientist to refuse to be involved with such studies (if he's in the field) or accept them once done because of where the idea originally came from.

      Now as for ghosts, there is nothing remotely close to a scientific observation that can be studied. We have no definition or idea of what the phenomena is we're supposed to study, no clear parameters of how to identify it if we did find it, no repeatable scenario, nothing we can replicate in a laboratory - nothing at all. All we have is anecdotal reports (that vary immensely) many of which can be explained by known natural phenomena (an this is where Occam's razor DOES kick in and say we MUST assume those explanations rather than one that relies on something we cannot define and the very existence of which relies on something which if it exists at all is not only observable but doesn't obey the laws of nature).
      I suggested a study of the people however because I believed that we can get interesting psychological and sociological data from comparing facts about those who would choose the scientifically implausible scenario (including usually those aspects which are so supernatural they cannot be explained and would require us to accept exceptions to the very laws of nature - in the absence of any known singularity) compared to those who would be sceptical and declare most of it to be human error and the rest to be caused by unidentified but completely natural phenomena (radiation sources, leaky vents whatever).
      The bit about IQ tests was a joke. The bit about testing general level of science knowledge was not - I'm convinced that the more knowledgeable somebody is about science (and in particular about the scientific method) the less likely they are to accept that ghosts or haunting is involved. This should align with other data we can reasonably use for comparison - such as the fact that theism shows a marked decline with higher levels of scientific education and becomes extremely rare among professional scientists - where it does exist there the scientists i

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    4. Re:Don't be snide! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I don't think we really disagree at all. Science is good at studying phenomena that occur frequently, but not good at studying things that happen infrequently, e.g. once every 100 or 1000 years, due to the difficulty of collecting reliable data. Yes, Occam's razor dictates that if a phenomena is observed which no known laws of physics can explain, then the phenomena is most likely occurring withing the mind of the observer, and not in the physical world. I was merely suggesting that studying silly things may have unexpected side benefits, even something like ghosts for which the traditional explanations are almost certainly incorrect. Of course, given limited resources, there are certainly areas to explore that would give a much better return on investment than haunted houses. It would be more interesting to ask for volunteers to study a "haunted house" when what you were really studying is how different people's perception of the same phenomena are effected by context -- e.g. tell ghost stories to half while giving scientific explanations to the other half before hand.

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  132. First decide what result you want... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    First, you got to decide what you want the outcome of the investigation to be:
    Piss off all your relatives and friends who strongly believe in ghosts
    Piss off religious people who all mildly believe in ghosts
    Create a media sensation, publish a TV series and make money from it
    Write a ghost story book to make money from it
    Corroborate what all scientists already know - that there are no ghosts

    Only then you can decide what to do, measure and photograph...

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  133. My own encounters by BigBadBus · · Score: 1
    I've been interested in ghosts all my life, but my interest in them has "gone off the boil" recently due to stupidity within the ranks of ghost hunters, politics, and rising costs of venues. Since "Most Haunted" (a tacky UK TV shop, now thankfully ended), anybody realised they could be a ghost hunter...and venues realised that, whereas before, they would open their doors to anyone with an ounce of goodwill and a token few pounds payment, they now charge HUGE sums for entry. It has soured my interest in the field.

    I look upon most groups with a mixture of suspicion and humour. None of them seem to realise that magnetic fields are a vector quantity, so if you point the EMF meter one way, and then another, of course it'll be different! And many groups use EMFs meters designed for use in detecting domestic power cables! Then there's EVP (electronic voice phenomena), the way that disembodied spirits imprint their "voices" on tape and disks without anyone noticing at the time. I've heard only a few that are somewhat convincing. Most are shrouded in a sea of fog and hiss, some you have to adjust the speed, introduce filters, play backwards....if you have to go to that much trouble, chances are there was nothing of any interest there in the first place!

    I've written up some of my thoughts on ghosts on my website; everything from experiences on ghost hunts, to the scientific evidence for ghosts (there isn't much!), to a presentation I gave at the London "Skeptics in the pub" about 5 or 6 years ago. Have a look at this page. Pleasant dreams ;-)

  134. I don't think that works by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I disagree.

    There has not once, ever, been a scientifically valid positive result from a single test for ghosts. Further research in the area, after this much overwhelming evidence, is useless.

    You don't have any evidence there. You have a lack of evidence. Lack of evidence isn't proof of anything. If you lose your car keys and look for them in the kitchen, the living room, the basement, and the bathroom and don't find them - that doesn't mean that your keys no longer exist.

    The problem with supernatural phenomena is that they can never be science, so the scientific method breaks down when you try to apply it. For instance, let us say that I have a hypothesis that you never say the word "butterscotch". I follow you around and record your conversations. I even offer you a butterscotch sundae, hoping you'll say "Oo! A butterscotch sundae!" And let's say I never hear you utter the word. Does that mean I am right? How about if you somehow get wind of my experiment and know that I want you to say "butterscotch". What then? Maybe you're just not saying it on purpose because you know I'd like you to.

    In the matter of the supernatural, you cannot use the scientific method because (if true) there would be other minds at work potentially skewing the results of your experiments.

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    1. Re:I don't think that works by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 2

      Haven't you heard of 'special pleading'?

      Because that is what you just did.

      I cannot provide evidence of because .

      Things that exist have EVIDENCE. Retrospectively we can see that they always had. There should be evidence of ghosts/sasquach/santa/god/flying teapots in orbit, even with current technology. There isn't.

      Isn't it funny how, nowadays when everyone (almost) has a camera in their phone and vast numbers have digital video cameras, there has not been a massive increase in decent evidence for ghosts or sasquatch, compared to the 50's when people rarely had cameras with them and few had the equipment to take moving picture footage?

      Doesn't that give you a freaking HINT?

    2. Re:I don't think that works by winwar · · Score: 1

      "The problem with supernatural phenomena is that they can never be science, so the scientific method breaks down when you try to apply it."

      That is just plain stupid. If it has an effect on the natural world it can be measured. If it doesn't, it doesn't really matter.

      Supernatural is a another way of saying nonexistant. If that isn't what they mean, then they need to provide a coherant definition. Good luck with that.

      The problem with ghosts and the like is scientific plausibility. There isn't any. Their existance would violate known physical laws. We have extraordinary proof of those laws. So you would need more than that to prove ghosts. Good luck with that.

    3. Re:I don't think that works by AAWood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Things that exist have EVIDENCE.

      Actually, proving or disproving that statement is pretty much the crux of this whole debate. Can you prove or disprove that everything that exists must have evidence of it's existence, without falling into the circular logic of simply saying that the evidence is what demonstrates existence?

      The whole deal with the supernatural is that the scientific method falls down, because the believer can always either 1) claim the force at work is only detectable by "sensitive readers", not giving off any normal measureable forces, 2) claim the results of the tests were manipulated by the forces at work, or 3) claim the force at work was aware of being measured and, for whatever reason, refused to show. This is what the GP and others are trying to point out; stating that there has never been evidence for a phenomena isn't, strictly speaking, evidence against it. Whether that's because we're looking in the wrong place, looking in the wrong way, the tests are being subverted by the thing being searched for or the thing we're looking for isn't there is, again, the crux of this debate.

      For what it's worth, I'm a skeptic, and think ghosts are about as likely to exist as the good old flying spaghetti monster. But lets try to distinguish between what we believe, what is likely, and what is scientifically provable/disprovable. So put aside the fact that the idea of ghosts is a bit silly, and move to the more interesting topic of how we can prove/disprove them, or if indeed it's even possible to do so.

    4. Re:I don't think that works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real way science works is that if there is evidence for something you investigate. If not, you don't waste your time, unless you have some reason to think there might be something worth investigating. There might be an invisible elephant living in my back yard, but I don't waste any time trying to prove that there is or isn't an invisible elephant living in my back yard, because I have no evidence to think there night be. That last sentence is important.

                There might be space aliens in my attic too, or maybe we are all just a figment of God's imagination and don't really exist. In fact there are infinite possibilities for things that could be. But science doesn't bother to refute all of them because there would be no time left to actually research things we have evidence for.

                  So to cull the herd of all possible things we could possibly investigate to death, science concentrates on the low hanging fruit. The stuff that has a chance of being true and has some evidence to justify researching it. This actually leads to research into physics and chemistry and so on. And we get things like electricity and phones and gas stoves and electric heat and air conditioning and cars and trucks and teflon and tang and all the stuff we take for granted nowdays.

      Occams law addresses the rest, and science takes that into account also, with respect for the fact that Occams law is not really a law, but a general principle that is sometimes not obvious due to particulars of the thing under consideration.

    5. Re:I don't think that works by aamcf · · Score: 1

      "Supernatural" means "cannot be explained by currently known laws of physics", doesn't it?

    6. Re:I don't think that works by mrjb · · Score: 2

      Yes, "supernatural" means "cannot be explained by currently known laws of physics". But people claim they *saw* a ghost. Or they *heard* one. Or they saw a chair move all by itself. If ghosts would exist, then reportedly there would be physical manifestations of such.

      If a ghost can be heard, this means it must be able to make air vibrate. You can make recordings of vibrating air (sound), film optical manifestations etc. even if you don't know or understand what *caused* these physical manifestations of the presence of a ghost.

      And yet, people claiming that ghosts exist have never come up with any such evidence, despite wanting to prove it? "There was no film in my camera", suuuuuure.

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    7. Re:I don't think that works by Raumkraut · · Score: 2

      "Supernatural" means "cannot be explained by currently known laws of physics", doesn't it?

      I just wanted to add emphasis to that part of the sentence, for the benefit of those who profess to know what Science is, but actually don't.

    8. Re:I don't think that works by Raumkraut · · Score: 1

      If a ghost can be heard, this means it must be able to make air vibrate.

      Not necessarily. It means that, directly or indirectly, the "ghost" must be able to trigger neurons related to auditory stimulus in the brains of the observers.

      Personally, I believe that ghosts are likely just combinations of unusual environmental factors (draughts, magnetism, etc.), layered on top of generations of tradition and folk tales.
      However, being a scientifically-minded person, I'm willing to entertain the possibility that everything I know is wrong.

    9. Re:I don't think that works by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      In the matter of the supernatural, you cannot use the scientific method

      So what you're saying is that the scientific method is valid for everything except things it isn't valid for?

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    10. Re:I don't think that works by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The problem with ghosts and the like is scientific plausibility. There isn't any. Their existance would violate known physical laws. We have extraordinary proof of those laws. So you would need more than that to prove ghosts. Good luck with that.

      The problem with ghosts is complete lack of evidence for their existence. This is completely different than saying the existence of ghosts would violate laws of physics, which is a positive claim and thus requires more than an offhand assertion. So, what laws of physics do ghosts violate and how? Please pay special care not to confuse complications ("what would preform the function of the brain") with actual physical law violations ("this would require that signals move faster than light").

      For extra credit, consider science fiction concept of "mind uploading", which would also allow your mind - or a copy of it - to continue existing and interacting with the physical world after the death of your body. Would whatever physical law violation prevents "other" kind of ghosts also prevent this? Just what do you mean by "ghost" in your argument?

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    11. Re:I don't think that works by dotar · · Score: 1
      You said it yourself:

      "Lack of evidence isn't proof of anything."

      It's not proof of nothing, either.

    12. Re:I don't think that works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means that, directly or indirectly, the "ghost" must be able to trigger neurons related to auditory stimulus in the brains of the observers.

      So we're talking about something happening only in someone else's brain but not in mine,

      In that case the question then is how to distinguish between neurons being triggered externally (as physical manifestation of either a natural or supernatural phenomenon) or internally (by a glitch in the brain/mental illness/phychosis/vivid imagination).

      Leaving open both possibilities, of course.

    13. Re:I don't think that works by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Asking for scientific evidence of supernatural things is a logic error. Until we have discovered all laws and interactions of all aspects of what we call reality we are unable to determine what phenomenons are impossible. So you'd be asking for a sign you'd not be able to parse correctly anyway.

      It is safe to say: I see no evidence therefore I don't believe it exists, it's foolish to think that science and logic can be arbitrarily extended outside the system that defined them, yet I see lot's of reasoning suffering from such a fundamental flaw, on both believers' and unbelievers' sides.

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    14. Re:I don't think that works by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 1

      Personally I would say asking for scientific evidence and when such evidence is lacking taking the stance it probably doesn't exist is the same as saying one sees no evidence and taking the same stance. One is active, the other is passive.

      In the absence of evidence that there are areas outside those we define with logic and science, claiming such areas exist is a logical fallicy called special pleading.

      So far nothing that is not definable by logic and science has been proven to exist. It is likely that whilst logic and science may extend the barriers of what we know, faeries, ghosts and god will turn out simply to not exist.

    15. Re:I don't think that works by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      > In the absence of evidence that there are areas outside those we define with logic and science, claiming such areas exist is a logical fallicy called special pleading.

      You maybe don't realize the problem: the concept of "evidence", "absence", "existence", are not necessarily defined outside the physical world. Like the concept of cell is surely not defined outside a conway's game of life as it is inside. And the relationship between cellular automata and the world is much closer than the one that could be between this world and something supernatural.

      Claiming ghosts exist is a logic error, claiming they don't is the same logic error. Not special pleading, it's a matter of scope.

      If you want to be correct, what the guy is trying to do is to find if ghosts "super-exist" and all he can do is to collect some data to make more or less people Believe or Not.
      Proof is impossible as per my older post.

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  135. Step 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start by checking the house for any hallucinogenic gasses and substances.

  136. Good efort (not sarcastic) by Peter+(Professor)+Fo · · Score: 1
    (1) It is a really good idea to attend a meeting of the local 'ghost hunters' or Psychical research society. You won't be any the wiser about 'ghosts' but you will have learned a lot about people that they didn't teach you in school. (Quite frankly many are utter nutters, some are deluded enthusiasts and one or two may be keen and still detached. If there are any in the third category then enjoy their company as they will be INTERESTING without expecting you to accept their stories. - In fact if you're NOT highly sceptical with this last mob then you will be discarded as 'the usual spiritualist idiot'.

    (2) Allow ten years for your researches. (Assuming you're not being led by a controlling person and you choose your approach and objectives) Maturity will bring a certain degree of
    (a) "I wouldn't have believed that if I hadn't been there" and
    (b) "Even after researching the hoodwinkers (a) is still spooky" and
    (c) I have to accept I can't explain some phenomena.

    Now (c), [can't explain] is a trap! For every super-natural spasm there are really a dozen everyday explanations. But seek out the people who might be able to spot the 'normal' explanation. (IMHO Most of these are clueless which is why you want to seek the third category of people in (1) who are usually a lot brighter.)

    (3) I can tell you there are some 'super-natural' things 'that are a fact'. For example I have dowsed a water main leak about which I knew nothing with my bare hands. So what does that prove? That is the important question! It doesn't prove Ley lines, or that dowsing can be used to show [fill in your fantasy] or that Auntie Flo is 'with you' at a spiritualist seance.

    (4) Good luck. SCIENCE (It used to be called things like "Natural philosophy") is about studying phenomena and reproducing results. Don't be afraid to EXPERIMENT because what YOU find may be useful to somebody one day.

    PS Personally I have been 'forced' to do fortune telling for people (I'm one of those sorts of unusual chaps who are assumed by various vacuous people to be 'natural' fortune tellers.) Without the aid of spirits or 'fluences I've scared myself and subjects by the thrust (they might say accuracy) of my guesswork. It is jaw dropping to be told by somebody you met ten minutes previously that "In 50 years I have never told anybody that" - but that's just 'reading people" See http://vulpeculox.net/misc/try.htm and http://vulpeculox.net/archive/brose.htm for things that I learned as a result.

    PPS The world is OVERFLOWING with weirdos who don't have much sense of hard scientific ground. (And most of the rest are gullible as hell.) When I first put my FACTS about the Compass pubs in a line on the web (14 years ago) I received 14 pages of close handwritten script on air-mail paper from a nutter who tried through mathematics to show that volume...great pyramid...12345.67890...moon...volume...etc. [Eh?] The moral of this story is that SCIENTIFIC METHOD - including peer review - is your friend. By all means investigate but never let it be said "He should get out more"

  137. You cant' win by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Using logic with those who don't "believe in" (i.e. trust) logic and reason dooms you to failure.

    NOTE: Never argue with an ignorant man, for he is impenetrable to all reason.

  138. LOL@TLDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try here [gop.com] and here [democrats.org].

    That pretty much sums up the differences between the parties right there.

  139. Check out the Skeptics Guide to the Universe by dovgr · · Score: 1

    Check out the podcast The Skeptics Guide to the Universe. Make a search for "Ghost Hunting" and you'll find a couple of episodes from the past where they are talking about this. I'm sure you'll get some ideas from those guys.

  140. That's why ghosts don't like skeptics! by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you ever wondered why skeptics never find ghosts? It's because, basically, skeptics are annoying people and ghosts don't like to hang around them. Too much negativity, and not enough good-looking cheerleader girlfriends, and especially not enough of the dumb ones who say "let's leave the rest of the party in the well-lit living room and go make out in the abandoned upstairs wing of the house - we don't need to bring a flashlight."

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:That's why ghosts don't like skeptics! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Bill, you have said it better than I ever could.

      Except you call them "dumb ones" and I call them "fun ones". It's all in the perspective. Why use the pejorative when you can compliment?

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    2. Re:That's why ghosts don't like skeptics! by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I believe you are either describing slasher films, or porn, not ghost stories. :-P

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    3. Re:That's why ghosts don't like skeptics! by pprboy · · Score: 1

      Skeptics seeing ghosts is what turns them into believers.
      Used to work in a hotel that had them. Enough people (guests, workers, etc) saw enough things before being told about the spirits to turn them into believers

    4. Re:That's why ghosts don't like skeptics! by billstewart · · Score: 1

      As the other commenter said, I'm describing the ones in slasher films, and their boyfriends as well. They're usually the first ones to get killed, unless another character or two headed off to go skinnydipping, or maybe to steal some beer for the rest of the party...

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      Bill Stewart
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  141. Start with an appropriate hypothesis by billstewart · · Score: 1

    You could start with a really stretchy hard-to-validate hypothesis, like "there are some non-physical beings hanging around this house who are the personalities of humans who were once living here and are now dead but still manage to influence the physical world", vs a null hypothesis of "uh, no" and try to find ways to measure the physical effects that would distinguish those two hypotheses, but I'd recommend not spending too much time building equipment for that.

    Or you could go with a simpler hypothesis, like "I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" that you can find tools to measure something about. Maybe you'll find that you ain't afraid of ghosts, and that your friends are, and that creaky noises upstairs or bats in the attic or rats in the cellar sound to them like ghosts, and sound to you like loose shingles or a leaky steam radiator system.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Start with an appropriate hypothesis by sumdumass · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Chances are the events are actually natural and feeding an active imagination as apposed to supernatural in nature.

      I guess the point is that the person claiming those people are delusional is probably working with even less information then those delusional people are. In other words, he doesn't know if they are delusional or not, and his premise of it being so is based all upon his belief structure not any physical facts. At least most of the people who claimed to see ghosts actually saw something. He's saying because he doesn't know about it, it doesn't exist and then claiming that's scientific.

  142. first eliminate electricity phenomena by Sneer · · Score: 1

    First of all I'd eliminate electricity related phenomena, this would narrow your search. Every electricity is producing electromagnetic waves, so you definitely need a radio receiver (no idea which). Analyzing radio data is not really easy thing, however. Good luck.

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  143. I see two alternatives by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    a. You can't use physical instruments to detect a spiritual phenomenon. Open a gateway to "the other side." Make contact with someone knowledgeable there. Request that they kindly check for ghosts on your behalf. Even if ghosts aren't found, conversation with your knowledgeable contact will likely prove plenty satisfying to your friends and family.

    b. Acknowledge that you can't answer this question. Instead of trying to answer it, you could try to make it go away. Successfully perpetrate a hoax. When they all believe it, either reveal it to them, demonstrating the need for greater skepticism on their part - or else, leave them to play with it, thinking they've found the answer. In either situation, arrange for nothing bad to happen to you afterward, as if it does, the ghost will get the credit for your misfortune, as punishment to you for upstaging it.

    In every event, do not attempt to use a shotgun as a means of defense from spiritual entities.

  144. Camera, notebook, will to tlak to people by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    I am part of a group that does exactly that. Our understanding so far is that skeptics emits skeptical beams (which you can cross) which make ghosts disappear. All you need is to go there, to talk to people and to keep your eyes open. You don't need instruments, you need to talk to people. A digital camera is all you need. People who absolutely want to find something strange use bad instruments that measure temperature and random electromagnetic events. They don't realize that any normal place has huge variations of that already because they put it on only in "haunted" places. You don't need those.

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    1. Re:Camera, notebook, will to tlak to people by ledow · · Score: 1

      Er... yeah, if you measure, say, a drop in temperature, what exactly do you intend to conclude? A ghost, or that there's a draught? Both will make people think they "feel" something too. Amazing how it's always the old draughty, disrepair, abandoned houses that "make people shiver" and "have shivers up their spine" and "get a sudden cold feeling" and "feel the air move as something moves past them". Ever walked through an old school alone at night? Shit, that could scare anyone and that's just a fairly recent building.

      Don't try to "disprove" anything, because that's immediately a bias. Just go to the place, let other people say what *they* think is true and then compare to a "control" house or two that you give some similar bullshit story about, see if it's just the placebo effect in action. My bet is that it will be. A relative of mine lives in a house that is in ALL the guidebooks for her area as a haunted house. There's about 20 stories about it, it's been there hundreds of years, it's even part of the "haunting" guided tours (but they obviously won't let such tours inside because it's a private dwelling and you don't want 50 strangers traipsing through it twice a day / night). They have little stories of "strange" things, but that's it. Nothing anywhere near concrete. I spent a lot of time in it, some alone, for weeks at a time. Nothing. It's just a house.

      Being in the dark makes your eyes produce images and patterns. I can *make* my eyes produce an array of perfect spirals if I just stand in a completely dark room and convince myself that's what I'm seeing - I used to do it as a child (yeah, I know, but odd children are everywhere). You can even get any shape going if your imagination is good enough and you will "see" it. Thing is, that lots of those random dots and shapes you "see" in a dark room are just a product of the mind triggered by random activations of the retinal cells - sometimes even high levels of radiation can be "seen" just by closing your eyes in a dark room (some of the nuclear testing people and Chernobyl workers could often see tiny flecks of light when they closed their eyes in a high-radiation area, sort of like a visual Geiger-counter as the alpha-particles interact with your retina).

      Being in a room with air movement from other people, draughts, etc. sometimes makes you *think* someone is close to you, especially if you have your eyes closed and the sound is attenuated strangely (mostly our "feel" of people near us is sound / pressure). About twice a year, I *swear* that I can hear a police siren while asleep or driving that goes on for HOURS but it corresponds to no actual siren. I often "hear" my phone go off when it doesn't.

      Hell, my house makes noises at night that would scare the life out of you if you didn't know it was the laminate flooring settling, the radiator pipe moving underneath the floorboards, the garden gate outside (which REALLY sounds like it's above your head when you sleep in the room next to it), that "crick" that's the window-pane settling into position during a cold spell. I spent four days once tracking down a sound in my mother-in-law's house that only me and my wife could hear and it turned out to be a radiator pipe rubbing against a floorboard UNDERNEATH the house even when the heating wasn't on and the floorboard was in an empty room. It was impossible to tell where it was coming from and what the sound was without spending hours listening for it. And the people who lived there didn't even notice it was happening at all.

      Electromagnetic events are unlikely to be detected by humans at all. We don't receive radio, our radiation detection is limited and very strange (e.g. specks visible in your vision) and most other things are pretty obvious (light, for example). Measuring it is pretty pointless because we can't even prove that kilowatts of it coming from the building opposite or milliwatts RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HEAD actually do anything at all (e.g. mobile phones).

      And in a dark room, you can "see" all so

  145. Do a sound check! by empty_other · · Score: 1

    Dont remember where i read it, but sometimes the reports of haunted places is because of sounds. In one case there was a haunted house where people reported a feeling of "dread". A scientist found that a nearby fan was emiting a sound, which with the right reverb generated a 12-18 dB soundwave. He later reproduced this in a office which wasnt haunted, and once again the testpersons reported feeling afraid. So bring something to check for sounds!

  146. Think psychological studies, not physics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't get closer to "proving" that there's no ghost than this:
    - Get some "experts". Maybe a shaman or two. A priest. Whatever you can find.
    - Find a similar house with no ghost.
    - See if the experts can determine which one is the house with the ghost (or at least agree on which one of the two as more ghosts if it comes to that)

    That some people are able to perceive ghosts - sometimes, in some way - is about the only thing that all ghost-believers might agree on. So you need to show, that "perceiving ghosts" and "not perceiving ghosts" might just not be connected to the a place but be dependant only on the perceiving subject.

    As an alternative: Take an important object that has a connection to the ghost, have a photo of it prepared by a shaman or something. The same with a photo of an identical object that is not connected to the ghost. Now put the two photos online and have people who think they can do that vote for which photo shows the "ghost focus" (along with some other stuff that you might need for your statistics... calculating correlations with age, "do you believe" and "any past experience?" and stuff like that might get you more significant results just in case you end up accidentally proving the existence of ghosts :D).

  147. Texas Sharpshooter fallacy warning!! by Eraesr · · Score: 1

    You're about to step into the trap of the Texas Sharpshooter fallacy. You yourself say that temperature changes are interesting readings. What does this mean? If you detect a sudden change in temperature, that must mean there's a ghost? The proper way to go about it would be to say "hey, there's a change in temperature, lets find out what caused this change". When you can prove a ghost caused the temperature change, then there's a relationship between the two. If you can prove there's a change in temperature, that does not prove there's a ghost.

    In similar way, if you're looking for other stereotypes and can tick each stereotype box on your list, then your own intuition might say "hay, that means there's a ghost here", while in reality you're connecting dots between which there is absolutely no relationship, let alone a causality. If you want to scientifically determine there is indeed a ghost, then you cannot hunt for stereotypical occurrences and conclude that there is indeed a ghost. It just doesn't work that way.

  148. plan the event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what i would personally do is

    go to the place, check it out, make a little plan of it.

    then go home and decide about a bunch of places where you gonna "see a ghost", record it all.

    then go to the haunted place with the other people that believe in ghosts, at those locations that decided "something" will happen back at home, you act as if you see stuff.
    90% sure that they will fall for it and also see something.

    make sure you recorded everything and then later show them the vid you made first to proof that you only faked it at every location.

    now, sadly they will most likely suggest that there are still ghosts, so smack some common sense into them.

  149. Awesome! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    You're willing to go out and look for yourself?

    Most of the people here will never, ever do that. Heck, most people here, unless it's a TV program they can zone out in front of while pretending to be 'learning', will do exactly zero research into anything which has even a slight chance of accruing ridicule.

    Kudos to you.

    -FL

  150. Make sure by AMindLost · · Score: 1

    you leave the TV switched on.

  151. Infra sounds by tom8787 · · Score: 1

    Something interesting I once saw on NatGeo: the anxiety that people experience in an allegedly haunted house is the result of infra sounds, coming from a source such as a nearby powerful engine. You will definitely have to check the sound spectrum ...

  152. You're setting yourself up for failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your cameras, microphones etc. will record nothing that canot be explained. Yet your relatives will keep claiming they saw, heard, felt something "weird". After a couple of nights, both camps will be more entrenched than before, and you will be accused of manipulating your recordings. Also you will be reminded that "you cannot disprove my ghosts" (but see the other postings on the burden of proof).

  153. scientific method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hypothesis: haunted houses are "different" to non-haunted houses

    apparatus: a house. various sensors: heat, light, pir, mag field, electrostatic field, airflow, accelerometer, video, sound etc (various wavelengths) placed strategicall and reproducibly around. In duplicate.

    method: monitor every day for a year. take the averages of your duplicated sensors.
    find correlations and outliers and account for temperature, daylight duration, animal habits.
    repeat with a panel of houses, one of which is "haunted" (blind test).
    repeat with human beings present, ensuring activities are identical in each house.
    compare.

    results: will be a model of how "a house" behaves over the year.
    another model of how "a house with people in" behaves over the year.
    a third model of "a house with people in thats different to all the others
    repeat all of the above 10 times.
    find one thats different to all the others.
    use stats eg chi-square to find probability of reliability of the results.

    conclusions:
    the house that is different will turn out to be the one that the locals reckon is "haunted" more than average.

    there may be some short cuts you can take but that's pretty much how you'd go about it and have it defendable.
    remember: there is no such thing as a "bad" result in science. there is as much validity in finding nothing as
    finding something. and i suspect in that case you are going to get as much "validity" as you need.

    of course the beauty of ghost hunting is the massive cognitive bias. plenty of work has been one on that.

  154. Fungus spores? by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1
    Remember the Sherlock Holmes story "The Devil's foot"?

    Old houses may sport moulds and fungi. Fungi can contain all sorts of head-messing substances. It may be possible to get some altered mental state by inhaling spores. That might explain why reports of ghosts are confined to particular loci, expecially old buildings in stormy weather.

  155. Insightful? by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    Actually "it isn't" is a highly suspect comment scientifically. There was no evidence presented and no logical justification. Given that sqldr has suggested this as a scientific fact this makes him guilty of pseudoscience, in that he puts forward a supposedly scientific opinion without rigorous evidence. I personally don't believe in ghosts either, but I at least have enough confidence in the scientific method that I can support this persons efforts to investigate the phenomenon without fear that the dogma I cling to to understand my life might be shattered.

    To the thread: No one knows how to look for ghosts, no one has any kind of coherent hypothesis (as far as I know) that explains what they would even be if they exist. There is no experiment that can be devised that would detect something that one knows nothing about. One can of course throw out wild guesses as to what instruments might show activity and for my part I would like to wildly guess that sensitive electromagnetic equipment might be your best bet. The wiki article on ghost hunting has a list of methods, if you didn't already check this you should have before posting here. I am also a big fan of cellulose film photography and taking wierd arty pictures so if I was on a mission to find ghosts I would probably try that, with the hope that if (when) I fail to find ghosts, I still have some nice pics to show for it.

  156. I see dumb people by syousef · · Score: 1

    Parent++.

    I don't see how playing into your families delusions helps them or you? Why not hunt for the Easter Bunny with them, or Santa... or setup a trap for the tooth fairy.

    I see dumb people. I say hire Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, and Ashton Kutcher and have them spend a night in the haunted house to see who kicks who's arse!

    --
    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  157. Good Lord... by Syberz · · Score: 1

    Won't anybody be serious about this, even if we all think that ghosts are a figment of people's imagination? If anything, the investigation should be fun to do AND an excuse to use cool gadgets.

    I don't know much about required gear, but if you want to make as accurate a comparison as possible, you need to run your investigation in 2 houses which are extremely similar. Old houses are always the haunted ones, but most of the hauntings can be explained by the amplification of creaking pipes through the walls and things like that. So your best bet would be to find a haunted house which has an almost identical brother (preferably built at around the same time and by the same contractor), not too far away either because some spooky behavior could be caused my micro earthquakes combined with the ground composition and what not.

    And to those who think saying that "the burden of proof is on the believer", how's that stance working out with religious groups, creationists and kids that believe in Santa Claus? To me, that stance is a cop-out.

    Quirkz, if you're in the Montreal, Canada area, let me know I'd like to help out ;)

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    ~Syberz
    1. Re:Good Lord... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the offer, Syberz. Sadly I'm deep in the American southwest. I appreciate the spirit and the suggestions, though.

    2. Re:Good Lord... by Syberz · · Score: 1

      oooh... "spirit"

      I see what you did there ;)

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      ~Syberz
  158. I recommend several books by Krelnik · · Score: 1

    There are several people like Ben Radford, Joe Nickell and others who have long experience doing proper, scientific investigations of paranormal phenomena like ghosts. I recommend you take advantage of their expertise. Ben Radford recently published a book called Scientific Paranormal Investigation last summer that covers alot of the territory. It is highly recommended, available as a paperback & ebook. An older book by Joe Nickell & Robert A. Baker is called Missing Pieces. It was published in 1992 but of course much of what it says is still totally valid.

    1. Re:I recommend several books by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I will check those out.

  159. Who you gonna call? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No investigation is complete without a 1959 Cadillac Meteor, a proton pack, and Bill Murray.

  160. Infrasound: One possible explanation of hauntings by Wodin · · Score: 1

    I read this article recently which mentions one explanation for "hauntings":

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18828_the-creepy-scientific-explanation-behind-ghost-sightings.html

    So, one thing to check for would be infrasound. If you find it and can identify the source, you may be able to put a stop to the "hauntings".

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    -- Wodin
  161. You can't change a true believer by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Remember the poster on Fox Mulder's wall that said "I want to believe"? That pretty much sums up the mentality of the true believe--they WANT to believe.*

    You can't change that mentality. If someone really wants to believe, no amount of evidence or reasoning is ever going to really get through to them. Whether you're telling a UFO nut that aliens aren't probing our rednecks, a Jesus freak that JC isn't coming back for him, or a Koran-thumper that Allah doesn't have a bunch of virgins waiting for him on the other side of his suicide bombing--you're wasting your time. You'd be no less successful arguing with a brick wall.

    *Kudos, BTW, to the one X-Files writer who got this, and used it for comic fodder: the great Darin Morgan.

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  162. what you need by mldi · · Score: 1

    A good salesman. The opportunities for massive profits when dealing with crazies is endless!!!

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    If you aren't suspicious of your government's actions, you aren't doing your job as a responsible citizen.
  163. A tool to find things that go bump in the night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes every one, we know they are not ghosts. But maybe you can help your relatives know what is causing the sounds they hear.

    You can build a simple device with a computer sound card recording 2 microphones spaced a fixed distance apart. Get a FFT program and record the bumps. The FFT can tell you the angle the sound came from. Moving it around you can triangulate and find the source.

    If you want to really do a great job of this, get 2 sound cards and 4 mics. Put the mikes on the corners of a triangular pyramid. Make sure the lengths of wires are the same for all mics. Spend some time testing this out before you go into the dark. Then set up your equipment. You can pinpoint where the sounds are coming from. If you want to get really fancy, get a floor plan of the building so you can mark exactly where the sounds came from. Then you can investigate that location.

    You may have to repeat this in each room of the house. Sounds coming from other rooms will not be accurately located. There will also be echos of sounds you will have to eliminate, but with a little work you should have a device that can resolve the problems your relatives are having.

  164. What to look for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, you'd have to know what physical changes a ghost would exhibit...

    Don't take your cue from those ghost hunter TV shows. Those are just entertainment and money-making. I doubt anyone involved with those shows has any interest whatsoever in ghosts.

    I've got 2 ghost stories (actual sightings) myself. One, we eventually figured was probably just cigarette smoke hanging in a funny pattern. The other is still unexplained. Someone else had seen the exact same thing in the same place 20 years earlier, but had never mentioned to anyone. That person was able to tell me exactly what I saw before I even made my description... It wasn't just any random "ghostly thing" either, it was a person that appeared, did specific actions, then vanished...

  165. Reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post is reasonable, and good advice. However, your use of the 'word' irregardless means that you should never receive any positive mod points for it.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irregardless+

    an erroneous word that, etymologically, means the exact opposite of what it is used to express, attested in non-standard writing from at least 1870s

  166. You can't prove a negative. by ukemike · · Score: 1

    You cannot prove a negative. There is no "scientific" way you can prove the house is not haunted. Regardless of what tools you use and what data you collect, you will convince no one. Science may be the most amazing tool for revealing truth about our universe, but it cannot answer every question. Go find a few people who believe in ghosts and ask them what proof they would accept to convince them there are no ghosts. This is a matter of changing the minds of people who are prone to magical thinking. Reason, logic, and evidence don't have much impact on people who are prone to magical thinking. Don't bother.

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    -- QED
    1. Re:You can't prove a negative. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When have a dialog of any kind with those people, it's the people who are viewing and undecided that you are really talking to. And it's not unheard of for some of these people to realize they are talking nonsense.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:You can't prove a negative. by ukemike · · Score: 1

      good point. thanks.

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      -- QED
  167. Comprehensive list of ghost investigation tools... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Running your own ghost investigation can be a very intense experience. But without the proper tools by your side, you might as well be hunting blind. Here is a pretty comprehensive list of what you will need to be an effective ghost hunter...

    A team of people - It's easy to get lost in your own mind. This is why it is an advantage to have one or more "second opinions" in your investigation. This also ensures that you can split up into smaller groups and study different areas of your hunting location. It is also important to make sure your team is like minded with preconcieved notions of what a ghost is and how to find them. This will also cut down on the number of arguments you and your team have while on the site.

    Research - It's important to know the history of your site better than the ghosts do. This will not only allow you to navigate the location better with limited visibility, but also provide specific areas within the site that have a history of phenomena that you are attempting to observe.

    Audio Recorder - EVP is a very important tool that can allow you to communicate with the beyond and receive messages. A simple audio recorder can pick up voices from entities that remain at the site. Don't worry about spending gobs of money on "Professinal sound equipment" because ghosts don't know how to use it. Make sure you select the cheapest recoding medium with the worst A/D converters and an even worse audio CODEC to ensure you have the greatest chance of getting enough garbled noise and artifacts that sound like voices to validate your site as haunted.

    EMF Detector - Electro-magnetic fields are a sure sign that there is spiritual activity at your site. If you can afford a real one, get it (otherwise, a small cardboard box with a needle that moves when you shake it may be just as well). Ghosts create EM fields around them, so be sure to check near all outlets, electrical conduits, and breaker/fuse boxes to find them.

    Video Cameras - The best you can hope for is to capture a real life aparition on video. Make sure your camera has a "Low Light" or "Nightshot" mode so you can capture spirits in the dark. Like the audio eqipment, Professinoal or HD cameras will not catch ghosts (again, ghosts don't keep up with technology and don't know how to use them), so make sure you get the cheapest thing Wal-Mart carries (Tip: If you spent more than $130 on a video camera, you spent WAY too much).

    Still Cameras - Try the cheapest Radio Shack camera you can find. The fewer the MP, the better. Less pixels allows the ghost to imprint more of its light image on fewer areas of the sensor. This may cause your image to become washed out, but it definitely gives you the image, and thus, evidence.

    Talk to the ghosts - Sometimes ghosts are a bit shy. So don't be afraid to talk to them... or taunt them... or yell at them. Ghosts feed off emotions, so be sure you're extremely emotionally charged when you conduct your investigation.

    Only hunt at night/Turn off the lights - It's pretty much a proven fact by now that ghosts don't come out during the day, or when the lights are on. This could be because they're photosensitive or dead (nobody knows for sure). In any case, you won't catch anything until you wait until nigtfall and turn the lights off.

    Caffine and Energy Drinks - This is probably one of the single most important tools in your arsenal. It's critical that you stay alert and aware by drinking a lot of caffine or energy drinks. This will keep you awake for the whole night to conduct your investigation, and also provide enhanced awareness of your surroundings. If there's a squeak or a creek, you'll hear it and be able to capture it on your recording mediums.

    A healthy imagination - Before you conduct your investigation, discuss with your team what you'll be looking for based on what you found in your research. If there's an old man who died in a rocking chair somewhere at your site and there are reports of that rocking chair spontaneously moving, focus on that.

    I hope these tips have sparked everyones curiosity about the joy of ghost investigations. Remember, the science of it isn't nearly as important as the desire to believe in something greater than what ordinary people can see.

  168. From an ex-skeptic point of viewPreview Submit C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if you explain all the reasons why things happened in such a way, that won't make any supernatural stuff not to be so.

    Just think what would happen if supernatural stuff wasn't repeatable? I mean, if you have some measurement, and you can set up an experiment and repeat, that is truly a part of nature (nevermind the supposed explanation), and not supernatural anymore.

    Magnetism, or electricity, or things like that, at some point were believed to be supernatural, or just plain bollocks.

    In a nutshell: Supernatural experiences are not repeatable. If they are, they are natural. And finding a reason to why something happens doesn't make it less extraordinary. I find extraordinary the way glues stick stuff, why gravity works the way it is, and why is there something instead of nothing at all And all that are natural phenomena.

  169. Not so fast. by millennial · · Score: 1

    Baseline readings at several presumably non-haunted locations seem to be obvious requirements for comparison. Once you have those, what kinds of results would it take to convince a skeptic there's something unusual going on, or demonstrate that there's not?

    Nothing alone those lines. First, you'd need to demonstrate that a ghost actually makes the sort of changes you're expecting in your "readings." To do that, you would need to already provably have a ghost handy, so that you could test its effects on its surroundings. Otherwise, you haven't even established the phenomena you're claiming as evidence.

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    I am scientifically inaccurate.
  170. Just suppose by AlteredEgg · · Score: 0

    Okay, try to think outside your comfort zone for a bit here: What if there are really spirits in the house, BUT they're not simply dead people who don't know they're dead, like pop culture would have you believe? If they were actually a fallen angel (demon) whose job is to turn people away from the true God, what would they do? Given that they would be well aware of your presence and why you are there, they might perhaps perform for the folks who want to believe in "ghosts" but would not do a darn thing for the folks who want to prove there is no supernatural. Either scenario, their purpose is fulfilled. I'll probably get enough flames for that bit of commentary, so I won't get into how I think you should get rid of them.

  171. Here si what you do by geekoid · · Score: 1

    1) Understand the tools current 'ghosts hunters' use. Why? because they don't use them right and you need to be able to explain that to others.

    2) Find the properties people are looking for and find proper equipment.

    All you can do is show why a specific instance isn't a ghost, not that there are no ghosts. People who believe ion ghosts have it entrenched in the ideology. However, it can be important to curious readers.

    I would go to Randi.org and ask this question. There are people there that actually do this and will have some great advice.

    Good luck

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  172. sound recording, photographing with motion detecti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, i don't believe in ghosts but there are houses where some freaking shit is obviously going on. VERY loud noises from nowhere, doors locking / unlocking "by themselves", cupboards doors smashing and such. for documenting it, not much more than minidisk with good (stereo) microphone and digital camera is needed. bonus points for camera with motion detection (cheap canon with chdk?) and concealment, to make sure your buddy is not fucking with your mind.

  173. Hilarious by fyngyrz · · Score: 1


    The second question is what kinds of results would it take to be 'interesting'?

    Any. And you'd be the first.

    --
    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    1. Re:Hilarious by tqk · · Score: 1

      The second question is what kinds of results would it take to be 'interesting'?

      Any. And you'd be the first.

      Did you sleep through last month? Flying reindeer, fat guy in red with a crew of elves building toys at a secret North Pole base, all personally delivered in one night to most of Europe and the Western hemisphere (at least), access via chimney B&E!

      Proof? What was under your tree the next morning?

      Otherwise nice people teach this stuff to their children. No, they don't really believe it for themselves. They do apparently think nothing of believing in vampires and other assorted monsters. Proof? Hollywood, SciFy/SpaceChannel/DiscoveryChannel, the daily newspaper (Astrology), J. K. Rowling ...

      A couple of months from now, it'll be the Easter Bunny, followed by witches and goblins at Halloween.

      Harmless fun, cultural flavor, or a deep dependence on fantastical phenomena? You'll forever be talking to a brick wall trying to wake people up from this stuff. Lack of proof in favour of things that go bump in the night is irrelevant to them. They want to believe in BS.

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  174. You need to define 'haunted' by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    I have access to a supposedly haunted house

    Your investigation has to be framed around what the "believers" define "haunted" to mean. For example, if they define it to mean drawers opening and closing by themselves, well you need some night cameras set up to film if something moves. If they define 'haunted' to mean strange sounds, well, you need recording equipment. If it's defined as temperature drops, well, you get the idea.

    If, however, 'haunted' is defined as 'We feel something in the house,' well, you can't measure that.

    (I live in an old house - My wife and I sleep in the basement. I'm a light sleeper and from time to time I hear footsteps upstairs in the middle of the night. Creeps me out a little, but if I really cared that much I could set up some equipment to try to measure what I'm hearing. Same deal here.)

  175. The approach I took by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently Slashdot is not the best place to find folks who are supportive of this idea. I'll let you know what I have done. I have an EMF reader. I took it to a friends house which was thought to be haunted. I took readings all over the house to get an idea of the ambient readings and readings off of major sources of electromagnetism like power outlets, and appliances. Ambient may change by less than one degree. Other items may read around 5. I checked the power feed coming into the home which was higher, I forget how much, but you should go ahead and write these things down. After establishing base readings for all of these things in investigated behind the refrigerator where the activity was thought to originate. Now, this is obviously an appliance that generates an EMF. As a control I checked a large freezer in a different portion of the house. After establishing base readings for the fridge and the freezer I began exploring behind the fridge more. The readings there, in the middle of the air, NOT directly near the appliances like it was necessary to get with all the other readings, were much higher than anything else I'd tested. Higher than the freezer or the power line coming into the house. In addition all other sources remained relatively consistent. This source was really high reading in comparison to any others, but it also faded slowly over the course of several hours until it disappeared entirely. None of the other readings I got in the house followed this pattern. I don't know if it was scientific enough, but it convinced me that something was different from normal EMF readings in that spot.

  176. Science & Bible Agree on This One, but questio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither our best science, nor anything in the Bible, indicates that this is possible. The Bible clearly says "In that hour [of death] their thoughts perish" and that "the dead know not any thing," and science agrees. Now please tell me how honest and credible people relate, at the time, receiving communications about such things as a family member's injury or death when there is no possible way this could be communicated by radio, etc. It shouldn't happen, but it does, too often to ignore. But you can't depend on it happening, and too many things perceived as bieng such communications are clearly wrong. Einstein read to his comatose relative despite the lack of scientific support for any theory that he would get through to her. The far more common situation involves coming bolt upright out of either a waking or sleep state, as thougth you had received some message, when known facts lead you to go deal with some emergency without having the facts yet. The architect who suddenly called for a check on a balcony he had designed and approved anc then it collapsed when he walked out on it hours before a major gathering on it. No motive to make that up. I've had a sudden impulse to go check on someone, who I did not know was suicidal, and hadn't talked to in awhile, in time to interrupt a suicide attempt in progress, yet missed the known signals in someone I knew as well or better who I did know had been suicidal in the past. Math and statistics are not my field of expertise, but I did pass statistics in college with a high enough grade to include it in my major requirements, but it doesn't take a math or statistics expert or a genius to figure out that I know some, but nowhere near all, of how a Schnauzer puppy was unintentionally and unknowingly trained to identify child or adult survivors of early childhood sexual abuse, something that unexpectedly came to figure in my law practice, etc., just like a bird dog is trained to alert on a covey of quail, with an uncanny reliability rate that appears to out-perform trained human experts. Trust me, I could have qualified him and offered his evidence in court had the occasion arisen. I don't know how we did it. If I could figure out how to replicate the process reliably, I could make a fortune while doing some good, but I don't have a clue. There are perceptual capabilities in dog and more in human brains we have only begun to understand and use, but I still can't find a credible source for the theory of haunting, communication between the living and the dead, etc., useful as this can sometimes be as a literary device. Disclosure: my analysis, as a lawyer, of the evidence for divine creation and for getting from nothing to human life by random chance and evolution tells me that it conclusively proves both are so clearly unlikely to the point of odds beyond being stated intelligibly, or impossible, that even talking about proving "scientifically" that either occurred becomes ludicrously improbable, that either requires a huge "leap of faith," that there are troublesome motives to adopt either of these positions, and that, historically, the former yields better results in areas such as human rights. Actual or purported, and noted, supporters of each theory range from the honest and very intelligent to dishonest fools.

  177. Not exactly a helpful answer maybe, but... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    This maybe isn't a helpful reply, but among the various arguments on whether ghosts even exist or not and methods to try and prove or disprove it, I have to note that it might be really hard to prove with measurements or scientific method because AFAIK no one really knows how to build instruments that measure ghosts? Temperature drop? Could be subjective. It's not unusual to feel a chill even when no one around you does. Is it a ghost? Probably not. Magnetic disturbance? We know that many man-made and naturally occurring things produce EM disturbances. We don't know if ghosts do or not, so the presence of an EM disturbance is only proof of an EM disturbance.

    Sometimes something that seems really "ghostly" happens and it's really hard to find any other answer. Once, a friend and I were returning at night from a pistol range to my house, which I'd bought not long before. I unlocked the front door and started to open it only to feel it pulled inward hard enough to almost wrench it from my hand. I pulled back hard, shut the door, and stepped back. My friend said "What happened?!" and we both took our pistols from our cases and loaded them as I explained. When ready, my friend slowly opened the door a little (no pull this time) as I reached in to flip the light switch, both of us with rounds in the pipe). I turned on the light and stepped back. My friend gave the door a push to open it fully. I went in first. Back door was closed. No windows I could see were open.

    We turned on every light, searched the whole house, even the attic. No windows were unlocked, the back door was locked and hadn't been opened (it was impossible to cross that tile floor without leaving footprints when coming from outside). All locks were new, double-cylinder deadbolts and security screen doors front and rear. It was pretty spooky.

    Three months later I found the explanation when I discovered that whoever installed the furnace had, instead of making a proper cold air return, simply cut a whole in the floor beneath the furnace and it was sucking in air from beneath the house. I then duplicated the effect and concluded the first time I opened the door the furnace had been on, but that it had stopped by the time my friend opened it the second time. No ghost. Just a hard to discover non-paranormal explanation.

    OTOH, about 15 years ago, someone I knew pretty well told me she had been visited by the spirit of a family member of ours who had recently died. I didn't believe it, and thought that it was either caused by grief, or that she was possibly even making it up (I had reason to believe she might do that). Still, she knew something that I knew that she would have had no way of knowing, and she claimed the spirit of our family member gave it to her. I couldn't explain that, but did not at all believe her story, dismissing it as probable delusion and possible fabrication.

    Five or six years later, I was visited by the same deceased family member, not once, but twice, and she actually reached out her hand and touched me on the shoulder. Not just the motion, I could feel the pressure of her hand. It wasn't the least bit scary, so I rather hesitate to call this a ghost encounter. It was warm and comfortable, easy and familiar. It never happened again after those two closely spaced events, nor has anyone else on either side of the family - including the other person who saw her - ever reported another encounter.

    I had to go and eat some crow with my relative by telling her that I not only believed her and that it had happened to me, too. She was very gracious about the whole thing, although at first she wondered if I was telling the truth myself, until I described the encounters. Family members either believe these stories or don't, depending on what they already think about the possibility of such a thing happening. Some changed their minds based on the fact that I said it happened to me. They didn't believe the other person, and had good reason not to, as did I. Turns out she was telling the truth that time, though.

  178. Re:Magnetic Compass? by Elder+Entropist · · Score: 1

    I'm fairly sure most smartphones use a combination of GPS and accelerometers for their compass functionality and not a magnetic compass.

  179. Get a degree in Parapsychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what's its there for, to prepare you for a career in paranormal studies/investigations.

  180. Don't be deterred. by RKL000KER · · Score: 1

    I commend you for trying to find the truth for yourself. I would ignore the responses from those that without having tried to get answers themselves make sweeping statements and conclusions. That is useless. I WAS a pretty much a complete skeptic about most of the reports and still am for the most part. You HAVE TO BE in order to find anything worthwhile. There are many normal things that on the surface appear not to be. This is especially when you get a little fear going. But keep an open mind, do your investigating and eliminate as much as possible the explainable stuff. You may not find anything on your first attempt but if you are serious about it, take multiple samples (several tries at a given site). I am lucky enough to have direct access to a 'reliable' site that frequently provides audio that will convince even the most skeptical. I've eliminated the mice, bugs, birds and people stuff and what's left would blow you away. I can say from my experience that the device that provides most frequent success is a sound recorder. If you get a lot of activity on it then using other devices can help sort things out further. Notice I don't use the word 'ghost'. I can say for sure I don't know what it is. Therefore why would I conclude it's a ghost? But what I have recorded (50+ tapes) would make most people say ghost for sure. One interesting thing is, at least at the location I'm using, if I make changes to the equipment or rearrange things, it almost always quiets down for a few days. So just running in there and trying to capture something usually fails. Overall I've been monitoring this site for almost three years now. So if you are able to, try placing the recording equipment in the same place over several days. It might make all the difference. Of course you have to contend with the possibility of tampering.

  181. Ok then - a challenge by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    That is just plain stupid. If it has an effect on the natural world it can be measured. If it doesn't, it doesn't really matter.

    Ok then. I want you to come up with a meter that measures love.

    Love absolutely changes the world. But love could never be science. You can't measure it, can't get a test tube full of it to determine its properties, has no atomic weight. Some people say it isn't even real.

    And yet it changes the world.

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
    1. Re:Ok then - a challenge by ghmh · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. This also (currently) applies to all emotions and other intangibles such as ideas/imagination/creativity/talent etc. etc. Consider the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - if we know how fast something is moving, we're not sure exactly where it is - does that mean it really exists somewhere or not?

  182. a clay spinner by XCondE · · Score: 1

    and some clay, of course! Demi Moore being present would also be helpful.

  183. I am a British researcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello,

    I am the founder of the British Anomalistic Research Society and we critically analyse claims of paranormal experiences across Britain and use a rational method to look for rational causes for what has been witnessed.
    As much as people may mock this sort of research, what we know for sure is that people do experience things that they cannot explain, however people then tend to make leaps of logic about what caused the experience - saying "a ghost did it" or "it was an alien spaceship we saw" doesn't actually provide an answer because these conclusions aren't testable things - we don't have a testable definition for a ghost is, so how can we be sure that a ghost caused the experience if we don't know what one actually is? All we have are ideas.

    You can read through the different methods most ghost researchers use and the flaws attached to them on our website at http://www.barsoc.org

  184. Logic by Spamicles · · Score: 1

    If there were ghosts, that would mean there is an afterlife. If the afterlife were confirmed, people would be committing suicide in droves to get to "heaven". If there were a Big Guy Upstairs, he probably wouldn't like this, so he wouldn't allow ghosts to be seen on Earth. So: ghosts don't exist if there isn't an afterlife, and ghosts don't exist if there is an afterlife. The End.

  185. Ghosts exist. by NuKe_MoNgOoSe · · Score: 1

    In my opinion they do anyway, how can anyone admit the existence of God and then dismiss something as trivial as a ghost or a alien. That doesnt make any sense seems hipocritical even. Those who choose not to believe in at least the possibility of God are the same type of people who would burn ancient scientists for refuting the idea that the world was flat or that we revolved around the sun. Ignorant people in a ignorant, intolerant world and you can see that symbolically represented in the confines of this forum. Constantly the empirical scientific mind comes to blows with the lazy dreamer... I am a lazy dreamer, I enjoy believing there is stuff out there we do not yet have the capacity to understand. All through history what science thought it knew has consistently been disproven and replaced with newer theory. So it continues today and fifty years from now a lot of what we think we know as fact will once again be disproven. Scientists can wrap their minds around things like string theories, and infinite alternate realities, and dark matter, time travel, folding space to travel long distances... but the idea that a Ghost might exist... thats too far fetched. Intellect and the entire concept of what we know is laughable at best.

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    When you dislike the human race as much as I do, Karma:Bad is inevitable lol.
  186. dual investigations/results by sorak · · Score: 1

    old post, i know, but I hope someone is still reading this:

    Research what ghost hunters and other shows do. I would recommend watching several episodes of Ghost Hunters, if you are serious about this for a couple of reasons: what they get right, and what they get wrong. When someone describes a phenomena, they try to debunk it. I don't know if there is anything to the claims that EM caused by bad wiring creates the creepy feeling people claim to report, but they are big on finding things like that. Then, when something funny happens to them, they often assume it is paranormal, sometimes going so far as to pop off an explanation that they couldn't possibly know for a fact.

    For example, if a battery goes dead, they say "it takes energy to manifest, so the ghost must have been drawing power from our equipment". (How do they know that ghosts even exist, let alone whether they are battery-powered?) It seems like they are very skeptical toward the claims of others, but not toward their own.

    So, I am recommending that you try to do exactly what they do; go in, try to get EVP readings (note that for EVP, people often will play with the sound settings, changing the speed, pitch, etc, until they get something sounding like a human voice), try the mag-light trick (unscrew a flashlight until it is barely making connection. Ask questions and if it turns on or off during specific questions, present that), and above all else, take a ton of footage. Ghost hunters send in several people for six to eight hours, just to produce a few minutes of footage.

    After you have produced footage that could be somewhat convincing, go back and explain as much as possible. Show what you had to do to make the EVP sound kind-of-sort-of like a voice. Explain how pareidolia ties into this, and show how much time was spent dicking around, just to get a few minutes of difficult-to-explain footage. Try to trick them, and then teach how the trick was done. If you come across anything you can't explain, you may want to put it online, and ask if anybody else has any ideas.

    I know this is a great deal of work, especially when you consider that you will have to work twice as hard as people who get paid to do this stuff, but, that is what it would take to really tear this apart.

    Also, some of us would love to see Ghost Hunters given the Penn & Teller treatment. Post your results online, please!

  187. Simple Ghost Search Technique for Geeks by Larisa · · Score: 1

    "Get me a command line...[then]...Try: find / -name ghost.\* Then, hit return." — CEO Bruce Whiting, "The Latch-Key Solution" (part of a Silicon Valley ghost story for geeks, heard at www.realtorandceo.com)

  188. most humans are morons by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    That people believe religions and superstitions is is why we have war and mass murder and persecution over ideologies and religions, and why billions of dollars are raked in by religious con artists each year. So this person wants to pander to idiots and their stupid useless beliefs. Please, don't feed the dumbfucks, the minds of humanity don't need further enslaving.