Once part of an elaborate hierarchy in great houses, today a single maid may be the only domestic worker that upper and even middle-income households can afford, as was always the case for many households. In the Western world, comparatively few households can afford live-in domestic help, usually compromising on periodic cleaners. In less developed nations, very large differences in the income of urban and rural households and between different socio-economic classes, fewer educated women and limited opportunities for working women ensures a labour source for domestic work.
Maids perform typical domestic chores such as cooking, ironing, washing, cleaning the house, grocery shopping, walking the family dog, and taking care of children. In many places in some poor countries, maids often take on the role of a nurse in taking care of the elderly and people with disabilities. Many maids are required by their employers to wear a uniform
In modern usage, the butler is in charge of food service, wine, spirits, and silver, supervises other servants, and may perform a wide array of household management duties. Butlers may also be titled majordomo, butler administrator, staff manager, or head of household staff, and in the grandest homes or when the employer owns more than one residence, there is sometimes an estate manager of higher rank than the butler.
Would you go to a restaurant where everyone acts as lowly oreman or a CEO?
hey slashdot. I'm a US special forces delta operator. I was there in the firefight that killed Bin Laden. I'm here to tell you contrary to what you may have heard that President Obama was there. He requested to accompany Delta on the mission and I was assigned to protect him. He was the one that fired the fatal RPG into Bin Laden's torso. He also ripped out and ate his heart while he was lying there dying next to the corpses of his bodyguards.
When he finished it he was quiet for a bit... then I went up to him and asked, "Hey Mr.President, now that you got him what are you going to do next?". He stood there for a while then lit up a marlboro red. He took a drag then he looked at me. "[redacted]", he said, "don't ever speak to me again". And that was how it happened.
I'm just wondering: have you ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?
I only go to uni so i don't have to pay taxes. I don't need these stupid ass dumb shit teachers to teach me anything. Why should I? I have a certified IQ of 110 and these losers fucked up their whole life so bad they're stuck as teachers. They don't even know shit about the subject they're teaching. If they knew anything about it, they'd be getting paid hundreds of thousands to do it right.
I wish I could take CmdrTaco out for dinner. We'd have a lovely meal together, three courses, but sharing a dessert. I'd pay the bill. After that, we'd go for drinks together at a little bar around the corner from the restaurant where we ate dinner. Him and I would both be fairly drunk at the end of the night, and while walking together back to a hotel room we'd booked earlier that day, we'd stumble into an alleyway, and start passionately making out with each other. I'd pull away for a moment, holding his face in my hands, and gaze into his eyes while telling him how beautiful he is. Then he'd kiss me once, take my head in his hands, and push me down onto my knees, at which point I'd give him the most incredible blowjob of his life. Once we were done, we'd hurry back to the hotel room, where he would throw me onto the bed, climb on top of me, and kiss me softly, before holding me down and taking me hard and fast, right there. Afterwards, I'd suck his magnificent cock again, before lying back in his arms, to spoon a while before dozing off to sleep together.
>mfw I'm so sad this will never happen, while also a little ashamed at imagining it so much.
GNAA-re-bump *again
Seriously stop bumping other threads. If you dont support the GNAA, then the neurotypicals will run the internet and thats the last thing you want.
Do you want to see uncreative, unfunny spam on every site? Because if you do there will be only facebook, twitter and all that neurotypical shit left.
So get off your asses and FIGHT THE NEUROTYPICALS!
So start linking people to http://anything.on.nimp.org/.
That should show those neurotypicals.
dogs as far as the eye can see. a delicately intertwined network of dogs stretches out to the horizon, bathed in spring light... sunrise on Infinite Dogworld
the planet's surface is clothed in a flowing sheet of spaniels. dog-shadows blot out the land. maybe the dogs are the land. it's been millenia since any human has set foot on Infinite Dogworld.
it's a calm, clear day. the sun lends a honeyed hue to the coats of golden retrievers. a few clouds drift aimlessly through the sky's blue expanse - but wait! those are no clouds! bubbly puffs of fuzz and fur, canine cumulonimbus; levitating dogs waft through the heavens like hairy helicopters, wagging their tails to propel themselves. anything is possible on Infinite Dogworld.
how many dogs are there? no one knows. the dogs move as a single entity, the world's cutest bacterial colony. at some points they seem to blend into each other and blur together to create a semi-corporeal dogblob with legs and tails jutting out haphazardly. amorphous splotches of fur and dog-flesh, they are almost unidentifiable but still retain some characteristics of doggishness. this furry ameoba trudges doggedly on, tongues whipped by the breeze, across the sweeping plains of Infinite Dogworld.
there are no gaps in the dog chain. what happens when a dog dies? is a puppy born to take its place? perhaps there is no death on Infinite Dogworld. all dogs live forever. all dogs go to heaven.
i have to tell someone about this and i think doing it as anonymous is probably the best way. i've burned enough bridges already. last march i got a girl pregnant, first time i ever came in her i think. everyone was leaning on me to get married, including threats of statutory rape persecution (we were both 17 at the time), but she wanted it to be after the baby was born. last thursday was the big day and we all went to the hospital and i was in the delivery room with her parents for hours with her mom and dad giving me stern looks every time i peeked at her VAGINA (shit was so cash, i got a boner every time someone touched it). after forever the baby was born - dead, still born, but born dead. as i comprehended what just happened i got an instant feeling of freedom and strength flowing into me and before i knew what i was doing i yelled "YES!" and pumped my fist and did a little dance. my now ex-fiancee and her mom were both in tears and her dad's jaw literally dropped in astonishment. i got out of there so fucking fast and as i drove away i realized that i just made some very angry enemies. should i go to the funeral?
My cock is indeed so huge that I always have to sit with my legs apart in a sort of slanted position, just to make room for it.
Once a woman is filled with this wildbeast, it's hard for her to go back to anything smaller. I usually get charged with rape once I leave them, because what's what losing a cock with my girth and size feels like: Like a woman being robbed of everything she held dear. It feels like rape to them.
Still, a lot of women are just too disgusting to be with, so I have to cut them lose, and I was born with this dick size, so it's not my fault that I'm the greatest gift to women. Like the guy with three wives says: Unlike other fellas, you have to EARN and DESERVE my cock. You can't be no whore because whores get thrown out of cock heaven.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Alright/., I am looking to build a computer. Here is the resources at my disposal:
1000 Popsicle sticks
15 Hot glue sticks
1 Hot glue gun
What is the optimal arrangement of my sticks that will function as a computer. I realize that 1000 sticks isn't a whole lot, but I really only browse slashdot, google.on.nimp.org, and not4chan, so it doesn't have to be all that fast.
Pic related, it's my sticks.
Pokemon is a piece of shit, and I'm gonna take the time to explain why.
First of all, the graphics. There's fucking jaggies everywhere; it's like they told a 2 year old to take 5 seconds of his time to puke on a piece of paper, then they pixelated it and called it a 'sprite'. That's pretty much how every pokemon design has been conceived I'm sure, as there hasn't been a single one that hasn't made my eyes bleed. I'm no graphics whore, but this shit's ridiculous.
On the topic of 2 year olds, who the fuck is this game aimed at? It's too complex for children, too simple for adults; the only people who can find enjoyment in seem to be autistic manchildren. You fat fucks living with your mothers are the only reason Pokemon even exists. If it weren't for you, Nintendo would've stopped shitting out this crap, and the game industry would be in much better shape than it is now.
Which brings me to my next topic. The gaming industry is in shambles because of Nintendo and their fatass autistic fans. Nintendo shits out a Pokemon game, you idiots eat that shit up. They know this. Other companies know this. Other companies think it's a good idea to follow Nintendo's formula for success; releasing shitty rehashes every 6 months. Nobody buys their shit, Cliffy gets butthurt about 'pirates', and more DRM, DLC, and other bullshit is added to what could be decent games. That's why we never see new franchises. That's why we're stuck with so many mediocre sequels. Don't blame pirates, blame idiotic Nintendo fans.
Finally, I present to you the abomination of a 'competitive scene' the game has. Why does a children's game have 25 year old autists sweating 16 hours a day to play it competitively? Beats me. It's fucking disgusting. You faggots are also the reason e-sports is developing so slowly; everyone associates the image of e-sports with fatass ginger neckbeards with horrible acne. Nobody wants to participate in that. Fuck you.
Reported to kdawson for racism.
Reported to kdawson through a proxy for violation of global rule #6.
Reported to kdawson through another proxy for Anontalk spam.
Reported to kdawson on IRC for NSFW language on a SFW board.
Reported to kdawson through a clone on IRC for being a general faggot.
Reported to the National Center of Missing and Exploited Children for pedophilic activities.
That was VIP quality!
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of/b/.
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
Click here to be forwarded manually
As a former feminist (before being raped), I have to say that refusing to have sex for whatever reason is a mental illness that has been pushed onto us women from birth through insane ideals coming from childless crones that wants us to suffer as they have. Even our own body makes it clear that whether or not we should have sex is not for us to decide. Is it the man that decides this, and the only crime that should exist, is if he choses to have sex just for the sake of pleasure.
We need to cure my sick sisters through therapy. I suggest open institutions where women who doesn't want sex are shackled and put naked on display for single men who can go there and chose the woman he wants to have a sexual relationship with, and who can then touch her until the illness is cured and she finally comes. They she must be raped until she is fully subservient.
I personally think that women who file rape charges against people should be punished by death, but again, these women are sick, and needs to be cured.
We cannot go on like this. The rape laws are horribly sexist towards men, and prevents them from mating. The crones who made these laws must be ursurped and jailed for crimes against humanity.
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as
The Prince of Bel-air
Computers, the Internet, and free, open, anonymous bulletin boards where anyone on the planet can interact with anyone else; exchange ideas, information, even help, and this is what it looks like. True, it's still in it's nascent stages, but my god, how pathetic. Look at these threads. Children, fools, racists, and bitter deviants. Most of you should be ashamed. Do you even know what shame is? You make me ashamed of humanity.
It's the 21st century. Time to grow up.
In the Navy, there are buff men who jack off in the shower every day. They see the new, girly slashdot recruit, with his soft skin and shoulder length hair. They make fun of him constantly, his round ass bouncing through training, and always call him a fag. They haven't seen a woman since the start of the week. One day, they all hit the bar and get drunk and shit and laugh at everybody singing Karaoke. Some Army fags start to hit on slashdot, but his shipmates intervene and tell them to back off. Somebody throws a punch, and slashdot's knees go weak from the impact. His buddy chatches him and then grabs a beer bottle and smashes it over another guy's head, spraying clear liquid all over the floor. Another man rams his mug into slashdot's throat. Eventually he passes out. The next day they all get masted and put on 45 days restriction with forfeiture of half-month's pay for two months for fighting. JOIN THE NAVY.
Slashdot Mirror
Go back to infowars, delusional retard.
An Internet is the currency used on The Internet.
lol
Written by APK: http://slashdot.org/journal/230729/I-prefer-2
Why do you only bitch about the US? Did America kick your puppy when you were a child or something?
Once part of an elaborate hierarchy in great houses, today a single maid may be the only domestic worker that upper and even middle-income households can afford, as was always the case for many households. In the Western world, comparatively few households can afford live-in domestic help, usually compromising on periodic cleaners. In less developed nations, very large differences in the income of urban and rural households and between different socio-economic classes, fewer educated women and limited opportunities for working women ensures a labour source for domestic work.
Maids perform typical domestic chores such as cooking, ironing, washing, cleaning the house, grocery shopping, walking the family dog, and taking care of children. In many places in some poor countries, maids often take on the role of a nurse in taking care of the elderly and people with disabilities. Many maids are required by their employers to wear a uniform
In modern usage, the butler is in charge of food service, wine, spirits, and silver, supervises other servants, and may perform a wide array of household management duties. Butlers may also be titled majordomo, butler administrator, staff manager, or head of household staff, and in the grandest homes or when the employer owns more than one residence, there is sometimes an estate manager of higher rank than the butler.
Would you go to a restaurant where everyone acts as lowly oreman or a CEO?
hey slashdot. I'm a US special forces delta operator. I was there in the firefight that killed Bin Laden. I'm here to tell you contrary to what you may have heard that President Obama was there. He requested to accompany Delta on the mission and I was assigned to protect him. He was the one that fired the fatal RPG into Bin Laden's torso. He also ripped out and ate his heart while he was lying there dying next to the corpses of his bodyguards.
When he finished it he was quiet for a bit... then I went up to him and asked, "Hey Mr.President, now that you got him what are you going to do next?". He stood there for a while then lit up a marlboro red. He took a drag then he looked at me. "[redacted]", he said, "don't ever speak to me again". And that was how it happened.
I'm just wondering: have you ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?
Tell me I'm not alone.
Pseudonym Authority: Time for your medication now
But did Watson prescribe that?
I only go to uni so i don't have to pay taxes. I don't need these stupid ass dumb shit teachers to teach me anything. Why should I? I have a certified IQ of 110 and these losers fucked up their whole life so bad they're stuck as teachers. They don't even know shit about the subject they're teaching. If they knew anything about it, they'd be getting paid hundreds of thousands to do it right.
I wish I could take CmdrTaco out for dinner. We'd have a lovely meal together, three courses, but sharing a dessert. I'd pay the bill. After that, we'd go for drinks together at a little bar around the corner from the restaurant where we ate dinner. Him and I would both be fairly drunk at the end of the night, and while walking together back to a hotel room we'd booked earlier that day, we'd stumble into an alleyway, and start passionately making out with each other. I'd pull away for a moment, holding his face in my hands, and gaze into his eyes while telling him how beautiful he is. Then he'd kiss me once, take my head in his hands, and push me down onto my knees, at which point I'd give him the most incredible blowjob of his life. Once we were done, we'd hurry back to the hotel room, where he would throw me onto the bed, climb on top of me, and kiss me softly, before holding me down and taking me hard and fast, right there. Afterwards, I'd suck his magnificent cock again, before lying back in his arms, to spoon a while before dozing off to sleep together.
>mfw I'm so sad this will never happen, while also a little ashamed at imagining it so much.
GNAA-re-bump *again
Seriously stop bumping other threads. If you dont support the GNAA, then the neurotypicals will run the internet and thats the last thing you want.
Do you want to see uncreative, unfunny spam on every site? Because if you do there will be only facebook, twitter and all that neurotypical shit left.
So get off your asses and FIGHT THE NEUROTYPICALS!
So start linking people to http://anything.on.nimp.org/.
That should show those neurotypicals.
dogs as far as the eye can see. a delicately intertwined network of dogs stretches out to the horizon, bathed in spring light... sunrise on Infinite Dogworld
the planet's surface is clothed in a flowing sheet of spaniels. dog-shadows blot out the land. maybe the dogs are the land. it's been millenia since any human has set foot on Infinite Dogworld.
it's a calm, clear day. the sun lends a honeyed hue to the coats of golden retrievers. a few clouds drift aimlessly through the sky's blue expanse - but wait! those are no clouds! bubbly puffs of fuzz and fur, canine cumulonimbus; levitating dogs waft through the heavens like hairy helicopters, wagging their tails to propel themselves. anything is possible on Infinite Dogworld.
how many dogs are there? no one knows. the dogs move as a single entity, the world's cutest bacterial colony. at some points they seem to blend into each other and blur together to create a semi-corporeal dogblob with legs and tails jutting out haphazardly. amorphous splotches of fur and dog-flesh, they are almost unidentifiable but still retain some characteristics of doggishness. this furry ameoba trudges doggedly on, tongues whipped by the breeze, across the sweeping plains of Infinite Dogworld.
there are no gaps in the dog chain. what happens when a dog dies? is a puppy born to take its place? perhaps there is no death on Infinite Dogworld. all dogs live forever. all dogs go to heaven.
i have to tell someone about this and i think doing it as anonymous is probably the best way. i've burned enough bridges already. last march i got a girl pregnant, first time i ever came in her i think. everyone was leaning on me to get married, including threats of statutory rape persecution (we were both 17 at the time), but she wanted it to be after the baby was born. last thursday was the big day and we all went to the hospital and i was in the delivery room with her parents for hours with her mom and dad giving me stern looks every time i peeked at her VAGINA (shit was so cash, i got a boner every time someone touched it). after forever the baby was born - dead, still born, but born dead. as i comprehended what just happened i got an instant feeling of freedom and strength flowing into me and before i knew what i was doing i yelled "YES!" and pumped my fist and did a little dance. my now ex-fiancee and her mom were both in tears and her dad's jaw literally dropped in astonishment. i got out of there so fucking fast and as i drove away i realized that i just made some very angry enemies. should i go to the funeral?
I bet it didn't study aromatherapy or herbal remedies either! What a useless machine!
BTW, Eliza could replace 99% of psychoanalytic therapy decades ago.
My cock is indeed so huge that I always have to sit with my legs apart in a sort of slanted position, just to make room for it.
Once a woman is filled with this wildbeast, it's hard for her to go back to anything smaller. I usually get charged with rape once I leave them, because what's what losing a cock with my girth and size feels like: Like a woman being robbed of everything she held dear. It feels like rape to them.
Still, a lot of women are just too disgusting to be with, so I have to cut them lose, and I was born with this dick size, so it's not my fault that I'm the greatest gift to women. Like the guy with three wives says: Unlike other fellas, you have to EARN and DESERVE my cock. You can't be no whore because whores get thrown out of cock heaven.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
What is the optimal arrangement of my sticks that will function as a computer. I realize that 1000 sticks isn't a whole lot, but I really only browse slashdot, google.on.nimp.org, and not4chan, so it doesn't have to be all that fast.
Pic related, it's my sticks.
Pokemon is a piece of shit, and I'm gonna take the time to explain why.
First of all, the graphics. There's fucking jaggies everywhere; it's like they told a 2 year old to take 5 seconds of his time to puke on a piece of paper, then they pixelated it and called it a 'sprite'. That's pretty much how every pokemon design has been conceived I'm sure, as there hasn't been a single one that hasn't made my eyes bleed. I'm no graphics whore, but this shit's ridiculous.
On the topic of 2 year olds, who the fuck is this game aimed at? It's too complex for children, too simple for adults; the only people who can find enjoyment in seem to be autistic manchildren. You fat fucks living with your mothers are the only reason Pokemon even exists. If it weren't for you, Nintendo would've stopped shitting out this crap, and the game industry would be in much better shape than it is now.
Which brings me to my next topic. The gaming industry is in shambles because of Nintendo and their fatass autistic fans. Nintendo shits out a Pokemon game, you idiots eat that shit up. They know this. Other companies know this. Other companies think it's a good idea to follow Nintendo's formula for success; releasing shitty rehashes every 6 months. Nobody buys their shit, Cliffy gets butthurt about 'pirates', and more DRM, DLC, and other bullshit is added to what could be decent games. That's why we never see new franchises. That's why we're stuck with so many mediocre sequels. Don't blame pirates, blame idiotic Nintendo fans.
Finally, I present to you the abomination of a 'competitive scene' the game has. Why does a children's game have 25 year old autists sweating 16 hours a day to play it competitively? Beats me. It's fucking disgusting. You faggots are also the reason e-sports is developing so slowly; everyone associates the image of e-sports with fatass ginger neckbeards with horrible acne. Nobody wants to participate in that. Fuck you.
Discuss.
Reported to kdawson for racism.
Reported to kdawson through a proxy for violation of global rule #6.
Reported to kdawson through another proxy for Anontalk spam.
Reported to kdawson on IRC for NSFW language on a SFW board.
Reported to kdawson through a clone on IRC for being a general faggot.
Reported to the National Center of Missing and Exploited Children for pedophilic activities.
Enjoy your ban.
That was VIP quality! /b/.
I am the 1000 of my GET.
VIP is my body, and kopipe is my blood.
I have created over 999 posts.
Unaware of
Nor aware of fchan.
Withstood bans to create many flamewars.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this was the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Troll Works.
Click here to be forwarded manually
As a former feminist (before being raped), I have to say that refusing to have sex for whatever reason is a mental illness that has been pushed onto us women from birth through insane ideals coming from childless crones that wants us to suffer as they have. Even our own body makes it clear that whether or not we should have sex is not for us to decide. Is it the man that decides this, and the only crime that should exist, is if he choses to have sex just for the sake of pleasure.
We need to cure my sick sisters through therapy. I suggest open institutions where women who doesn't want sex are shackled and put naked on display for single men who can go there and chose the woman he wants to have a sexual relationship with, and who can then touch her until the illness is cured and she finally comes. They she must be raped until she is fully subservient.
I personally think that women who file rape charges against people should be punished by death, but again, these women are sick, and needs to be cured.
We cannot go on like this. The rape laws are horribly sexist towards men, and prevents them from mating. The crones who made these laws must be ursurped and jailed for crimes against humanity.
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as
The Prince of Bel-air
...in Modern History
Computers, the Internet, and free, open, anonymous bulletin boards where anyone on the planet can interact with anyone else; exchange ideas, information, even help, and this is what it looks like. True, it's still in it's nascent stages, but my god, how pathetic. Look at these threads. Children, fools, racists, and bitter deviants. Most of you should be ashamed. Do you even know what shame is? You make me ashamed of humanity. It's the 21st century.
Time to grow up.
In the Navy, there are buff men who jack off in the shower every day. They see the new, girly slashdot recruit, with his soft skin and shoulder length hair. They make fun of him constantly, his round ass bouncing through training, and always call him a fag. They haven't seen a woman since the start of the week. One day, they all hit the bar and get drunk and shit and laugh at everybody singing Karaoke. Some Army fags start to hit on slashdot, but his shipmates intervene and tell them to back off. Somebody throws a punch, and slashdot's knees go weak from the impact. His buddy chatches him and then grabs a beer bottle and smashes it over another guy's head, spraying clear liquid all over the floor. Another man rams his mug into slashdot's throat. Eventually he passes out. The next day they all get masted and put on 45 days restriction with forfeiture of half-month's pay for two months for fighting. JOIN THE NAVY.