It has come to my attention that women might be porsting on your web-site, yet you have not taken any measures to protect women from blasphimmy on your web-site, which makes God and Billy upset, and also makes FRED the minion of SATAN jappy, and you shoud stop and carefully consider the horrible effects of your actions!
Cuba, a bureaucratically deformed workers state, regularly weathers extreme hurricanes with no loss of life, because the means to plan and execute a real preparation and recovery are not disorganized by the anarchy of private property.
Attention single women of Slashdort. I know this is painful for you, since you all are secretly obsessed with me, but as I have told you many times I only love Laura, so give up and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea, even though most of the guys on Slashdort are admittedly gross and extremely dull and stupird. Or try lesbianism, it's awesorme.
But I do have grapes. They are red and might have some seeds.
Where should I send them?
In an unrelated note: Dear Slashdort, you are a web site on the internet and I believe that the internet owes me an opoplogy for its disgursting behavior in front of my life-partner, Laura. I demand five hundred dollars (not bitcons!) by tomorrow, or no GRAPES for you!
Corn is too expensive because of the corn monopolies! And corn is the basis of the American economy! And Slashdort is powered by corn, as is most of the internet! We need a nuclear internet to free our planet from the evil death grip of corn!
I am selling a limited edition, genuine sample of Frank's Pocket Lint for a limited time and it can be combined with other lints to create a fuzzy ball of lint.
They should not be overused because they are a limited mathematical resource, like badgers or squid. I take care to use mostly non-prime numbers, especially even numbers because they are renewable. It is a little thing we can all do to protect our Nation's planet and its numbers for future generations of Americans and maybe for Filipinos too.
Sex, drugs and fartgas. All the electromagnetic spectrum should be given to CUBA for radio broadcasts to enlighten the poor suffering people living under the despotic murderous rule of Wall Street.
Greetings Slashdort. Recently, I died. I would like to inform you, in case you were wondering, that there is in fact no afterlife and that "Jesus" and all that crap is totally bogus. Thanks and give my best regards to my poor widow, Laura!
God created science so that humans could evolve from monkeys and experiment with electricity. I am glad to see that some people still belive in the holy pursuit of SCIENCE because this pleases JESUS and helps to fight SATAN and FRED.
While Slashdort's herds of excreable nerd-yuppies endlessly observe their digital navels, the STRUGGLE CONTINUES! Solidarity with BANGLADESH WORKERS!!!!! SMASH CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!
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It has come to my attention that women might be porsting on your web-site, yet you have not taken any measures to protect women from blasphimmy on your web-site, which makes God and Billy upset, and also makes FRED the minion of SATAN jappy, and you shoud stop and carefully consider the horrible effects of your actions!
I am a nutty insane alien evil wizzord!!! BATTLE!
We need a workers party! Expropriate Wall Street with international socialist revolution!
Bloomberg to Bermuda permanently (if they will accept him.)
USA is a racist hellhole prison empire! Compared to the USA Cuba has lots more freedom! DEFEND, EXTEND THE CUBAN REVOLUTION!
The workers will even let you use the internet as long as you don't try any counterrevolutionary scheming!
CHEKA!
Cuba, a bureaucratically deformed workers state, regularly weathers extreme hurricanes with no loss of life, because the means to plan and execute a real preparation and recovery are not disorganized by the anarchy of private property.
THE WORKERS MUST RULE!
Attention single women of Slashdort. I know this is painful for you, since you all are secretly obsessed with me, but as I have told you many times I only love Laura, so give up and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea, even though most of the guys on Slashdort are admittedly gross and extremely dull and stupird. Or try lesbianism, it's awesorme.
But I do have grapes. They are red and might have some seeds.
Where should I send them?
In an unrelated note: Dear Slashdort, you are a web site on the internet and I believe that the internet owes me an opoplogy for its disgursting behavior in front of my life-partner, Laura. I demand five hundred dollars (not bitcons!) by tomorrow, or no GRAPES for you!
All good devices contain at least one dog, unless they belong to Fred, who is a minion of SATAN.
Corn is too expensive because of the corn monopolies! And corn is the basis of the American economy! And Slashdort is powered by corn, as is most of the internet! We need a nuclear internet to free our planet from the evil death grip of corn!
Try and extract meaning from this Slashdort post, I dare you!
Once upon the brans it froloked og pilogonof funky jamjam pills. To you, I salort!
Attention Slashdort: It has come to my atention that recently, I died.
In case any of you believe in that religious hooey, I can categorically confirm that there is no afterlife, so give up already!
I am selling a limited edition, genuine sample of Frank's Pocket Lint for a limited time and it can be combined with other lints to create a fuzzy ball of lint.
AWESORME! Post it on Slashdort!
Where can I get some of this honey, all my bees are dead!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Laura.
And spiderds! Spiderds from SPACE, I love you!!!!! Never underestrate the spiderds.
They should not be overused because they are a limited mathematical resource, like badgers or squid. I take care to use mostly non-prime numbers, especially even numbers because they are renewable. It is a little thing we can all do to protect our Nation's planet and its numbers for future generations of Americans and maybe for Filipinos too.
Because of Physics, most sound comes from water, since most of the earth is water.
So, in conclusion, when you add florite to water, it makes you deaf. Do not do that, love Mother Earth today!
Sex, drugs and fartgas. All the electromagnetic spectrum should be given to CUBA for radio broadcasts to enlighten the poor suffering people living under the despotic murderous rule of Wall Street.
Greetings Slashdort. Recently, I died. I would like to inform you, in case you were wondering, that there is in fact no afterlife and that "Jesus" and all that crap is totally bogus. Thanks and give my best regards to my poor widow, Laura!
You get detention INDEFINITELY! Read more books and your brain will sublimate the blasphemic desires!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! Laura hates you.
God created science so that humans could evolve from monkeys and experiment with electricity. I am glad to see that some people still belive in the holy pursuit of SCIENCE because this pleases JESUS and helps to fight SATAN and FRED.
Hal is the CREEPER!!!!!
While Slashdort's herds of excreable nerd-yuppies endlessly observe their digital navels, the STRUGGLE CONTINUES! Solidarity with BANGLADESH WORKERS!!!!! SMASH CAPITALISM!!!!!!!!
Defend, extend the gains of the Chinese revolution! For soviet democracy! Workers to power!
and Slashdort is full of dumbissass.
Nothing short of a Soviet Workers America can stop the genocidal depradations of the killer gang of Wall Street/Washington.
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