Gentlemen and Lady: As you all know, I have consistently warned against the Italian islamocommunist conspiracy mencaing our nation's Internet.
I believe I may have made a terrible mistake.
Yesterday, I went to see a physician. Now usually I steer clear of doctors, since most of them are secret Italian agents or Italian fellow-travelers. But after careful research I found a doctor who had no taint of Italo-Islamocommunist association. After dicsussing the Italian conspiracy to beam thoughts of treason into my brain via innocent-looking household appliances, he explained to me that this was an illusion, a hallucinatory disorder, created by an Italian virus in my gallbladder.
After taking the prescribed pills, notonly have the nefarious Italian disinformation transmissions stopped coming from my espresso maker and shampoo bottles, but I also have become importent, which has sadly caused mearly half ofmy girlfriends, wives and mistresses to desert me. Good riddance,they were probably secret Italina agents anyway who left when they could no longer program my toaster-oven to hypnotically deceive me. Better fewer but better, I say.
However, the problem of impotence is still irksome. Knowing that you all are good, patriotic American scientific and technical people, I turn to you, the commentators of Slashdote, for some comradely advice. Thanks in advance.
Video gamse are bad for your health, and they are a disservice to our Nation's morals. Anyone who plays video games should have to do equal time community service washing my cars. Everyone knows I am right so don't even bother modding me down or flaming me you pathetic nerd vergins.
They are useinf Italian rechnology to scan your butt whyle you readmails from your girlfriends !!! And she knows aboiut it too becaiuse she is a preverted Italian agent secretly.
And then I will get all the ladies in bed with me. AwesomewI will be cooler than the Beetils and Jason from school who acts all badass but is really a shithead and a trader. AWESomeoelme!!!!
Java was always a huge fuckup of a language, with its balonulous lazily-typed variables and its snordoblulous memory "management" and flubriglated syntax. Only idiots use it, good riddance.
Why can't you just shut up? That is not how you make words. Only babys who are still learning to reed say each letter of the word instead of just saying the word. Clearly, the subversive Italian islamocommunist infiltration of America's internet and America's computers industry has made technology companies so stupid (with their Italian brain-melting hypnosis indoctrination techniques) that they can't even make real words any more. It's time for GOFD-fearing patritic Americans to do what I've been saying all along: keep Italians of of our Internet and stop letting them drink, or look at, our water.
How do you pronounce a name like that? Only stupid "free software" hippies would make a word without vowils. Who's going to use this shit if you can't even say it?
Did anyone ese notice that all these mountebanks and devils are Italians? I told you not to allow Italians on America's Internet. Now this is what you get.
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His pants don't need a belt and
Only dopey middleclass buttholes use Appil.
You are a malformed butthole sniffer and you are stupid and fat.
Union! Union! Union! Union! U F C W!
Buggy buggy buttholes!!!!
That's what you get when you allow Italians like this guy on America's internet. Don't say I didn't warn you.
The remedy is that we all need to be more proactive about patronizing Wisconsin cheese and California wine.
Hi to all my friends on this web site.
Gentlemen and Lady: As you all know, I have consistently warned against the Italian islamocommunist conspiracy mencaing our nation's Internet.
I believe I may have made a terrible mistake.
Yesterday, I went to see a physician. Now usually I steer clear of doctors, since most of them are secret Italian agents or Italian fellow-travelers. But after careful research I found a doctor who had no taint of Italo-Islamocommunist association. After dicsussing the Italian conspiracy to beam thoughts of treason into my brain via innocent-looking household appliances, he explained to me that this was an illusion, a hallucinatory disorder, created by an Italian virus in my gallbladder.
After taking the prescribed pills, notonly have the nefarious Italian disinformation transmissions stopped coming from my espresso maker and shampoo bottles, but I also have become importent, which has sadly caused mearly half ofmy girlfriends, wives and mistresses to desert me. Good riddance,they were probably secret Italina agents anyway who left when they could no longer program my toaster-oven to hypnotically deceive me. Better fewer but better, I say.
However, the problem of impotence is still irksome. Knowing that you all are good, patriotic American scientific and technical people, I turn to you, the commentators of Slashdote, for some comradely advice. Thanks in advance.
Video gamse are bad for your health, and they are a disservice to our Nation's morals. Anyone who plays video games should have to do equal time community service washing my cars. Everyone knows I am right so don't even bother modding me down or flaming me you pathetic nerd vergins.
The only solution is to smash imperialism with international socialist revolution!!! Workers to power!!!!!
Then all the pretentious ibuttholes around here will go Foxconn themselves!!! Crapple is crap!!!!
They are useinf Italian rechnology to scan your butt whyle you readmails from your girlfriends !!! And she knows aboiut it too becaiuse she is a preverted Italian agent secretly.
And then I will get all the ladies in bed with me. AwesomewI will be cooler than the Beetils and Jason from school who acts all badass but is really a shithead and a trader. AWESomeoelme!!!!
Thety readsmy thoughits and it punches! But the DEVIL will see your card!!!! And he is late.
is the borccolo thebroggoolo thethe? it!
itwasa rainy day and Iwsaw Lenny in the sky from my windoew and the eggs grilled!!!!!!!!! FOG
Gretigns, I am poste a coment to you now: it says:
"Good day slashfdort, you are a website ib the intirnet!!!!! So AWSEOME!!!!!! your suoer cool frined, BOBBB!!! bye!"
Thats wasy my coment.
WHY does aamaroek not feature them on everyobodys ipod???? Because they are nasty and unmusical people those amaaroek assshoels.
It so fine, hmmmmmmnnmnnm
We don't want the Italians getting their hands on Fremilab and its atomic powers. Never give any quarter to their islamocommunist designs on America!
Java was always a huge fuckup of a language, with its balonulous lazily-typed variables and its snordoblulous memory "management" and flubriglated syntax. Only idiots use it, good riddance.
Why can't you just shut up? That is not how you make words. Only babys who are still learning to reed say each letter of the word instead of just saying the word. Clearly, the subversive Italian islamocommunist infiltration of America's internet and America's computers industry has made technology companies so stupid (with their Italian brain-melting hypnosis indoctrination techniques) that they can't even make real words any more. It's time for GOFD-fearing patritic Americans to do what I've been saying all along: keep Italians of of our Internet and stop letting them drink, or look at, our water.
How do you pronounce a name like that? Only stupid "free software" hippies would make a word without vowils. Who's going to use this shit if you can't even say it?
NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!!!! communism is our last best hope!!!!
Smash imperialism with international socialist revolution!
Did anyone ese notice that all these mountebanks and devils are Italians? I told you not to allow Italians on America's Internet. Now this is what you get.