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  1. Decaying cpitalism shreds democratic rights on Federal Court Rejects NDAA's Indefinite Detention, Issues Injunction · · Score: 0

    The only solution is for the workers to smash the capitalist state and establish a dictatorship of workers' councils (Soviets) that will expropriate the bourgeoisie and open the road to a socialist future! Forge a revolutionary Leninist-Trotskyist workers party!

  2. Cream puffs on Modeling People and Places With Internet Photo Collections · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sometimes when people visit my house, they leave their hats by accident, and then I have to be like, "yo, you forgot your hat," and arrange with them to return the hat, and it takes days, sometimes weeks, all the while their goddamn hat is sitting around like an unwelcome guest in my cramped little apartment staring at me, mocking me with its stupid hatty eyes. Enough! People, if you visit my house and you are wearing something on your head, use some common decency and wear the same thing on your head on your way out of my house as you were wearing on your head on the way in! It's that simple, jeez! Also, Microsoft is the best. I always use their products and I am always 900% satisfied with them. They are worth every penny! All you "GNU" hippies can take a bath and use a real man's (or woman's) computer for a change!

    Finally, I would just like to add that China is the best! Hahaha America capitalist losers! One, two, three, many Vietnams!

  3. I have it! on ESA Declares Flagship Envisat Observing Satellite Lost · · Score: -1

    It is in my doghouse, fido thought it was a big fire hydrant, sorry.

  4. dog on The Bouncing Sands of Mars · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    the question remAynes: what was the man doinbg wiijtn the penciujkwm thej oiwqpoi;lk SLEEP B SLEEEEEEP!!!!!!!@ swleelenjkp the &============D

  5. Defend the Palestinian People! on Israel Passes Photoshop Law To Combat Anorexia · · Score: -1

    I think that fat is a thing that grows in coconuts and big fort og toe the pie sam!!!!!! It wasn't in hte the wheel chair the law, in that it the fisher is the scienceof switch, which you gojina too close balonoy!!!! In concoson the SLASH DORT is the website where I am the place to the internetwe say hello WORLD!!!!!

  6. Hegel was half-right on A Boost For Quantum Reality · · Score: 0, Funny

    Marx and Engels rescued the revolutionary, materialist core from the idealistic mysticism of Hegel's dialectic! Communism is our last best hope! Smash U.S. imperialism! Forge a revolutionary Leninist-Trotskyist workers party! Pizza!

  7. We need communism now! on Monkeypox Scare Grounds Flight In Chicago · · Score: -1

    Decaying capitlist imperialism is hell for most of the people on this planet! Throw the bourgeoisie and their rotten system in the trash can! Workers to power!

  8. Re:My message to you, Laura: on Windows Vista Enters Extended Support · · Score: -1

    Just ignore this jerk Laura, he's some idiot stalker psycho, but I am a blac belt in all five major martial arts so I can protect you from him and from all the rightwing racist vijilantes that creep all over the horrible racist capitalistic hellhole that is the U.S.A.

  9. My message to you, Laura: on Windows Vista Enters Extended Support · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dear Laura, I am writing to you to say that I miss you very much and I love you. Every day without you is so sad, please you are the only thing I care about in the whole world. Let's get married and live in Jamaica forever together and I will make pancakes or omelets for you every morning and kiss you and call you cute names. Please call, Bobbbbb.

  10. Buttholes! Buttholes! Buttholes! Levodopa! on Here's What Facebook Sends the Cops In Response To a Subpoena · · Score: -1, Funny

    Samarkand was a butthole! Levodopa! Corinth was a butthole! Levodopa! Airplanes are buttholes! Dramamine! Butthole! God is a dog's anus farting loudly! Levodopa! Nimrod! crommmmmmmmmm the twalf!!!!! At noon catfish ... YOU! bromide

  11. YOU ARE AN REVIL FOGDART SMELLORE on Using Pulsars For Spacecraft Navigation · · Score: -1

    you sniff dogfarts and you are stupad and dumbe and situpide. And sthyuipod, dumbass dogfarte sbnuiffer,

  12. Attention robot readers: on MIT Wants You To Print Your Own Paper Robots · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Greetings gentlemen and lady.

    Recently, it has come to my attention that the alleged Italian islamocommunist conspiracy was a figment of my overactive imagination.

    Many of you know that I fervently proclaimed and believed in the nefarious workings of a sinister Italian islamocommunist conspiracy that was remotely controlling the thoughts of Americans from a Mexican moon-base. However, ithascometo my attention that there is, in fact, no sinister Italian islamocommunist conspiracy remotely controlling the thoughts of Americans from a Mexican moon-base.

    I deeply and sincerely apologize to all the readers of Slashdort for misleading you about this. Again, let me be absolutely clear: there is not, nor hasthere ever been, a sinister Italian islamocommunist conspiracy remotely controlling the thoughts of Americans from a Mexican moon-base.

    On the subject of TFA, letmejust say that paper is a myth and peoplewho believe in "paper" are probably insane, or are being controlled by a sinister Belgian Islamocommunist cabal headquartered in a bunker five miles under Des Moines, IA. Don't be fooled. There is no such thing as paper, folks! It's all in your head -- free your mind!!!!

  13. goat butt on Swedish Researchers Expose China's Tor-Blocking Tricks · · Score: -1

    butt AS while { butt :: ass [1-100]i >> pi ass butt! !not == TRUE

  14. Re:BAD on Navy Planning To Build Laser Cannon In Four Years · · Score: -1

    What does liberal-pacifist-reformist-cretinism "civil disobedience" have to do with workers revolution? You are ignorant, go study Lenin and Trotsky.

  15. BAD on Navy Planning To Build Laser Cannon In Four Years · · Score: -1

    We need to stop the imperialists with a world proletarian revolution before it's too late!!!!!!!!!

  16. ASS DOGART SYNDROME on Studies Link Pesticides To Bee Colony Collapse Disorder · · Score: -1

    everyone knows slashdot's got it!

  17. Re:You can't opt out of capitalist imperialism on The Fall of Data Haven Sealand · · Score: -1

    yOU'RE A REACTIONARY MORON AND A DOGFART sniffer and probably an Italian sympathizer!!!!!

  18. You can't opt out of capitalist imperialism on The Fall of Data Haven Sealand · · Score: -1, Troll

    It has to be smashed, and the only force with the power to smash it is the international proletariat. Workers of the World, Unite! For the communism of Lenin and Trotsky!

  19. Everyone, start discussin this article!!! on Japanese Court Orders Google To Turn Off Auto-Complete Function · · Score: -1

    I am here now and I give you permishin, except you, Laura. Yoiu and I will go into the closit and make out now.

  20. Buttholes buttholes!!!!!! on T-Mobile's Optional Censorship Falls Down · · Score: -1

    I popop ojn Microsofet's darty face and Billl Gatos is not GOD!!! cenjor THIZS motforkrets!!!

  21. Ads are malware on Mobile Ads May Serve As a Malware Conduit · · Score: -1

    WE NEED COMMUNISM NOW! Put capitalism in the garbage can! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRPxweofhUA

  22. SOCIALISM OR BARBARISM! on Sweden Moving Towards Cashless Economy · · Score: -1

    Workers revolution is the only solution! Forward to communism! Throw capitalism in the garbage can where it belongs!

  23. i MEAN, no. LENIN!!!!!! awesome is for COMMUnistim! bugfart! Dogfart! Bugfrogdogfart!!!!!

  24. ANNOUNCE bryuessssslp the FURT on Ask Slashdot: Who Has the Best 3G Coverage In California and Nevada? · · Score: -1

    Heyhey hey hey!!! buttholes in fish

  25. Don't go to San Jose on San Jose Plan Reintroduces Large-Scale Municipal Wi-Fi Coverage · · Score: 0

    The high density of internet in the air there could microwave your brain and make you nauseous and sweaty. Then you will be unattractive to men.