"Cancer" is caused by microscopic goat hairs that Italian terrorists hide in our anus while we sleep. Get rid of the Italians, get rid of the problem is what I say. The Italians should go back to Mexico where they came from.
Microsoft and other anti-freedom corporations use corporate languages like Objictive C and Java. Thses languages impede thinking and stifle freedom and creativoite Free Software Developers everywhere use LISP on their telephone.
Maths today are stagnant. The field was once full of Nobel-prize winning innovations and leaps of pure logic, but now it is dominated by imperialist spies and computer hackers. There is, however, a solution. The root of the problem, (pun intended) is that we have too many numbers. Now back in ancient Greek times, engineers might have needed the full complement of rational and irrational numbers all over the real/imaginary plane. But now with our massive telescopes, it has become clear to us that infinity doesn't even nearly exist. The biggest possible number is way less than infinity, and we don't even need an infinite number of prime numbers -- that just helps terrorists and other computer malefactors to evade justice.
So I say, limit the number of prime numbers to no more than 500, and witness a new golden age in mathematics!
If you are not prepared for the FUTURE it must be because your TEACHERS at your FAILED SCHOOL did nto belive in success and instead promoted your to be a the FAILURE. Because in the FUTURE we will not think we will actuate the full potential of successful entrepreneur individuals, with KINDLE it is easy as 1 2 3! Books are for bozoes: the future CEOs of tomorrow's future dont read they KINDLE for optimum success and innovation with powerful persuasion! If you believe in wealth and believe in yourself, with a KINDLE you can succeed beyond your wildest dreames. I belive in the power of innovative individuals where everyone unlocks the potentiol of genius withinb their personality. So I belive in preparation for success in tomorrow's future, which is KINDLE.
Now when our fatherland is in danger due to economic troubles brought on by nefarious Italian financial schemings, what we need is more spending. Instead, what are the "open source" advocates saying? "Save" money! They might as well say inboccallupo!!!! Well I for one will support American corporations like Microsoft against the Italian "Gnu" menace. Our economy and Our Nation are at stake. Thank GOD for President Obama who has the BALLS to stand up to the Afghanistan threat and give more money to the biggest U.S. corporations. Good morning and GOD BLESS AMERICA! Damn Italians to HELL!
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I have been eating live bugs since I was six, yet I am less than 4 percent insectoid and have no significant super powers. Carl Sagin is a fraud and his feet smell like pig cheese. This article is a joke, but I'm sure slashdot nerds will eat it up like a pig eating pig cheese. I prefer live bugs, thankyouverymuch.
I have always warned that the Italians would strike the soft Southern underbelly of our Fatherland with their bio-warfare attacks. America needs the tools to fight back against these nefarious bio-terror agents. Liberal whiners will whine, but this situation calls for targeted thermonuclear blasts to eradicate the Italian weeds. First we evacuate all Americans from Alabama, then we use our nuclear submarine attack force to uproot the weeds once and for all. Alabamans can live in survival cave shelters for fifty to 100 years, at which the radiation will have returned to safe levels. Then Alabama can be rebuilt and the damage from this Italian sneak attack can be undone.
Is to further the transformation of professors from a collegial model supported by tenure and academic freedom to an underpaid, no-job-security "information transmission technician" temp job to facilitate the extraction of tuition from McStudents.
They just don't get it. Cyber-liberals want all the advantages of our free society, but they insist on coddling Italians, and other Mexican terrorist cultures that hate our freedom. Alls I can say is, if you don't hate America and Our President so much, why don't you learn to speak Mexican and move to Italy? Our brave men, women and children in uniform stood up to the Italian menace for you, and THIS is how you thank them?
It is a bunch of legacy cruft piled on compatibility and emulation layers. I have created a kernal so small and so efficient that it can fit in the nostril of a piglet while still supporting full IPv6 and Perl. Furthermore why are all Linux users fat hairy men?There is something wrong with a culture that worships regurgitating antarctic waterfowl. Something seriously wrong that requires some good old fashioned sunshine and country fresh air and fried chicken.
No really. The internet is getting all clogged up with stupid weirdos talking shit about stuff and nobody can even read about glue or levers any more what with all the hooting and hollering at all hours of the day and night. So the heck with your "free speech" why don't you go swim in a giant cowturd you obscene incestuous monkey chuckers.
Has this doofus ever heard of DARPA or the NSA? The hardware, software and network industries wouldn't exist in their current form without the sponsorship of imperialism. Defeat U.S. imperialism!
money buys justice. But this is the age of the internet, where information is everywhere and nobody reads anything. So "word" is obsolete. All we need is YouTube!
This is an extreme example of 20th century anti-capitalist statism from Barack Hussein Obama's neo-communist cabinet. Why not try free competition? Why does the "government" have to have an inefficient, non-competitive monopoly on armed force? Just like the electric monopoly and government health care, these invite waste, abuse, bureaucracy, and lowlife leeches like the Iraqis who think they are "entitled" to the U.S. Army. The whole system should be replaced by privatized corporate militias responsible to the shareholders. If there is a national interest, like attacking black people after a hurricane or raping a third-world country, expedient coalitions can be formed. But this whole government army welfare thing smacks of socialism.
Have you ever seen Barack Obama and an Italian in the same room? I haven't. Gee, I wonder what that means? For get car parts, in today's economy, we need goat parts to restart our creative and productive potential as a nation.
everything is delicious and everybody is Chinese and everything is with funny sound s abd pictyehrs ande mommy is SNAKES SNAKES!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!
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"Cancer" is caused by microscopic goat hairs that Italian terrorists hide in our anus while we sleep. Get rid of the Italians, get rid of the problem is what I say. The Italians should go back to Mexico where they came from.
Microsoft and other anti-freedom corporations use corporate languages like Objictive C and Java. Thses languages impede thinking and stifle freedom and creativoite Free Software Developers everywhere use LISP on their telephone.
What does this have to do with Twitter (TM) ?
Can I do this on my iPod (TM) ?
These and other questions remain unanswered... like, where is my hat? DUDE! bowel
Maths today are stagnant. The field was once full of Nobel-prize winning innovations and leaps of pure logic, but now it is dominated by imperialist spies and computer hackers. There is, however, a solution. The root of the problem, (pun intended) is that we have too many numbers. Now back in ancient Greek times, engineers might have needed the full complement of rational and irrational numbers all over the real/imaginary plane. But now with our massive telescopes, it has become clear to us that infinity doesn't even nearly exist. The biggest possible number is way less than infinity, and we don't even need an infinite number of prime numbers -- that just helps terrorists and other computer malefactors to evade justice.
So I say, limit the number of prime numbers to no more than 500, and witness a new golden age in mathematics!
For workers revolution!
Mobilize the power of organized labor to free Mumia Abu-Jamal now! Smash the racist death penalty!
If you are not prepared for the FUTURE it must be because your TEACHERS at your FAILED SCHOOL did nto belive in success and instead promoted your to be a the FAILURE. Because in the FUTURE we will not think we will actuate the full potential of successful entrepreneur individuals, with KINDLE it is easy as 1 2 3! Books are for bozoes: the future CEOs of tomorrow's future dont read they KINDLE for optimum success and innovation with powerful persuasion! If you believe in wealth and believe in yourself, with a KINDLE you can succeed beyond your wildest dreames. I belive in the power of innovative individuals where everyone unlocks the potentiol of genius withinb their personality. So I belive in preparation for success in tomorrow's future, which is KINDLE.
Now when our fatherland is in danger due to economic troubles brought on by nefarious Italian financial schemings, what we need is more spending. Instead, what are the "open source" advocates saying? "Save" money! They might as well say inboccallupo!!!! Well I for one will support American corporations like Microsoft against the Italian "Gnu" menace. Our economy and Our Nation are at stake. Thank GOD for President Obama who has the BALLS to stand up to the Afghanistan threat and give more money to the biggest U.S. corporations. Good morning and GOD BLESS AMERICA! Damn Italians to HELL!
I have been eating live bugs since I was six, yet I am less than 4 percent insectoid and have no significant super powers. Carl Sagin is a fraud and his feet smell like pig cheese. This article is a joke, but I'm sure slashdot nerds will eat it up like a pig eating pig cheese. I prefer live bugs, thankyouverymuch.
Google is trying to postpone the inevitable crash of its hyperinflated fictitious capital.
Only a planned economy under workers Soviet control can provide for the needs of all and advance human culture.
Reforge the Fourth International, world party of socialist revolution!
They are very bad animals. Also, is the tablet chewy or do you have to swallow it. Thank you for your trim.
I have always warned that the Italians would strike the soft Southern underbelly of our Fatherland with their bio-warfare attacks. America needs the tools to fight back against these nefarious bio-terror agents. Liberal whiners will whine, but this situation calls for targeted thermonuclear blasts to eradicate the Italian weeds. First we evacuate all Americans from Alabama, then we use our nuclear submarine attack force to uproot the weeds once and for all. Alabamans can live in survival cave shelters for fifty to 100 years, at which the radiation will have returned to safe levels. Then Alabama can be rebuilt and the damage from this Italian sneak attack can be undone.
These devices are not fair to people without hands. They should be banned. Separate is not equal! Go ahead bigots, mod me down!
Is to further the transformation of professors from a collegial model supported by tenure and academic freedom to an underpaid, no-job-security "information transmission technician" temp job to facilitate the extraction of tuition from McStudents.
They just don't get it. Cyber-liberals want all the advantages of our free society, but they insist on coddling Italians, and other Mexican terrorist cultures that hate our freedom. Alls I can say is, if you don't hate America and Our President so much, why don't you learn to speak Mexican and move to Italy? Our brave men, women and children in uniform stood up to the Italian menace for you, and THIS is how you thank them?
It is a bunch of legacy cruft piled on compatibility and emulation layers. I have created a kernal so small and so efficient that it can fit in the nostril of a piglet while still supporting full IPv6 and Perl. Furthermore why are all Linux users fat hairy men?There is something wrong with a culture that worships regurgitating antarctic waterfowl. Something seriously wrong that requires some good old fashioned sunshine and country fresh air and fried chicken.
Such as "god exists." Everybody knows that's baloney.
No really. The internet is getting all clogged up with stupid weirdos talking shit about stuff and nobody can even read about glue or levers any more what with all the hooting and hollering at all hours of the day and night. So the heck with your "free speech" why don't you go swim in a giant cowturd you obscene incestuous monkey chuckers.
Has this doofus ever heard of DARPA or the NSA? The hardware, software and network industries wouldn't exist in their current form without the sponsorship of imperialism. Defeat U.S. imperialism!
money buys justice. But this is the age of the internet, where information is everywhere and nobody reads anything. So "word" is obsolete. All we need is YouTube!
How will cellphones' integer computation processors handle programs optimized for massive FPU operations?
I think this will never happen. Also, why is cake supposedly better than pie? Come on people!
This is an extreme example of 20th century anti-capitalist statism from Barack Hussein Obama's neo-communist cabinet. Why not try free competition? Why does the "government" have to have an inefficient, non-competitive monopoly on armed force? Just like the electric monopoly and government health care, these invite waste, abuse, bureaucracy, and lowlife leeches like the Iraqis who think they are "entitled" to the U.S. Army. The whole system should be replaced by privatized corporate militias responsible to the shareholders. If there is a national interest, like attacking black people after a hurricane or raping a third-world country, expedient coalitions can be formed. But this whole government army welfare thing smacks of socialism.
Have you ever seen Barack Obama and an Italian in the same room? I haven't. Gee, I wonder what that means? For get car parts, in today's economy, we need goat parts to restart our creative and productive potential as a nation.
everything is delicious and everybody is Chinese and everything is with funny sound s abd pictyehrs ande mommy is SNAKES SNAKES!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York
Wow, that's not quite NPOV.
What about the phone user? Why can't we control our phones? Is it a communication device or a profit platform?
And what about the workers who build and maintain the phones and the network infrastructure?
This situation calls out for soviet power!