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  1. Re:I just have to ask... on Building a Massive Single Volume Storage Solution? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but apart from that, did it work out for you? Don't hold back, I can take the truth.

  2. Re:Hurray!! on Windows Drives Company To OpenBSD · · Score: 1

    Daily trivia: In Sweden, PriceWaterhouseCoopers have merged with Öhrlings Reveko and thankfully they 'only' answer ÖhrlingsPriceWaterhouseCoopers on the phone. But the logo looks hilarious and their newspaper ads don't have much room for anything else. :-)

  3. The Presidential Seal on White House Cease & Desists to The Onion · · Score: 5, Funny

    I say, give the damned seal his fish ration and be done with it.

  4. Re:You know... on Looking-Glass Based Distro Reviewed · · Score: 1
    Every time we slashdot a small site god masturbates?

    Every time we masturbate, God kills slashdot while small sites and kittens watch?

  5. Re:Thank you, Dr. Tanenbaum. on Andy Tanenbaum Releases Minix 3 · · Score: 1

    *fade in the chorus of "Oh, Tanenbaum"*

  6. Re:Here's what I got on Recommend a Tech Toys Bag? · · Score: 1

    I got one of those and I second the recommendation. Just remember to don't keep the zippers up top. Pull them down one side instead. How I know.

  7. Re:It's actually an old story on Microsoft Adopts Virtual Licenses · · Score: 1
    Best thing I read all day.

    OK, so I just got up, but still!

  8. Re:Americans? on Tim Bray on Implications of OpenDocument Format · · Score: 4, Funny
    People from non-US don't have disabilities, hence the Americans with Disabilities Act.

    Just being American is a disability in it's own right.

  9. Re:Just don't be an idiot on Pre-Selling Domain Names? · · Score: 1

    I use Gandi. www.gandi.net - easy to use online management, reliable warnings for 30, 15, 1 and 0 days before a domain expires. 12 EUR/year. I've been using them since 2001 with no complaints or problems whatsoever.

  10. Re:Moderating on Flash, Meet Sparkle · · Score: 1
    "Not one person said they liked using Windows". Just so you can stop using that line, I would like to say that I like using Windows.

    Well, can you prove that you're a person? :-)

  11. Re:the C. P. Snow Divide of Sciences and Humanitie on Flash, Meet Sparkle · · Score: 1
    Our network here is 100% windows and has close to 99% uptime. More downtime? Ah, hire a (better) admin!

    YOU need a better admin. "close to" 99% is major suckage for an enterprise system and would simply not be acceptable in any major setting. Hell, I was part of a group that built 99.999% uptime servers on Windows NT 4 back in 1998. And THAT was an uphill battle convincing large mobile phone telcos to switch from UNIX where they typically had *zero* downtime. If we had 99% uptime we'd been dead and gone looong before MS bought us.

    One reboot later and the server is back in production. Hell? Not more than applying a patch for any other OS.

    Um, you really have no idea how to manage a real enterprise class system, do you? Very, very few patches in the UNIX world need full system reboots. The vast majority of them merely require restarting the affected application since they are not integrated into the OS in interesting and illegal ways but kept separate from the kernel.

    Hell, I currently run a dinky little one-man webhosting and consulting biz on the side with no hotswap server redundancy and *I* have way better than 99% uptime since I switched from Win2k on the servers to Linux. Only downtime I have had the last four years has been planned downtime for hardware upgrades (mostly adding disk to the fileserver) which is maybe all of ten minutes per year, total. When I ran Win2k, the fucker had to be constantly rebooted after patches, hung spontaneously sometimes just for fun and finally ate my file system. That's when I switched and I have never looked back.

  12. Re:XBOX 360 on XBox 360 Launching Nov 22 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much is that in VW Beetles?

  13. Ob Snow Crash reference on New Twist on Power Walking · · Score: 4, Funny

    - You're a gargoyle.

  14. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? on Google Hires Vint Cerf · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think they've taken Nokia's slogan and modified it a bit:

    Google - Collecting people

  15. Re:Does time travel as well on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 1
    Fibers Optical cable

    Especially as it's the heatpipe for the CPU cooler. :-)

  16. Re:Flexibility? on Microsoft Lashes out at Massachusetts IT Decision · · Score: 1
    what's the point of converting existing open formats into an xml representation of the same format?

    To lock the XML schema and force upgrades to Office 13, starring Tom Hanks.

  17. Re:PayPal isn't a bank, so it's not perfectly safe on PayPal Freezes Hurricane Relief Account · · Score: 1

    I hope you're right. I'd hate for anyone to take those phishing messages seriously...

  18. Flexibility? on Microsoft Lashes out at Massachusetts IT Decision · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "It's this need for choice and flexibility that led Microsoft to design Office in a way that supports any XML schemas that a customer chooses"

    And this customer chooses OpenDocument, an XML schema. So, it would appear that either MS Office or Microsoft is not flexible enough to actually "support any XML schemas that a customer chooses". Microsoft spokesman lying through his teeth, sun rises, sun sets, film at eleven.

  19. Re:PayPal isn't a bank, so it's not perfectly safe on PayPal Freezes Hurricane Relief Account · · Score: 1
    I wonder if this is related to the PayPal emails I've been receiving recently regarding suspicious activity on my account.

    Hook, line, sinker and a lifetime subscription to Field and Stream. I was wondering what kind of gullible soul fell for those badly created phishing scams. Apparently, it's reformed ex-cons. Tell you what, roll back some of that reformation and take another look at those e-mail.

  20. Re:I'll tell you the point- on Plugin Lets Users Turn IE into Firefox · · Score: 1

    Well, if you don't have a link template somewhere, then write a script.

  21. Re:Good idea on GM Claims Advanced Cruise Control By 2008 · · Score: 1

    Sure. Ever heard of a small place called "Europe"?

  22. Re:I'll tell you the point- on Plugin Lets Users Turn IE into Firefox · · Score: 1
    However, that's impossible, because we have an internal document-retrieving website that uses links to documents on our network file servers.

    Heh, I heard that argument the first time back in 1998. My response was to make the internal website link to the documents through the webserver instead of directly:

    <A HREF="\\SERVER\Path\Document.doc">linked document</A>

    becomes

    <A HREF="/Path/Document.doc">linked document</A>

    where Path is mapped from the filestore to the internal webserver, ie the webserver sees the filestore and serves all files to the browser.

    As an additional bonus, this also works as an Extranet without having to open up Windows filesharing ports to the outside - everything is tunneled through the HTTP connection. Just add SSL and a login and you have baseline security for external access.

    Triple bonus - if you give selected users write-access to the filestore, they can actually manage their own sub-websites just by adding an index.html (or Default.htm if they are so inclined) to any of their subdirectories - giving them the chance to spice their shit up if they want to add metadata not available in the document-retriever framework. This works just like the advanced folders views in WinXP, only more flexible.

    Quad-damage shield - you can use this to lock-out some users [1] from the filestore so they can't access it directly - only through the web interface. It's a pretty efficient way of implementing need-to-know. Sadly, it didn't keep us from being bought by Microsoft... :-(

    [1] Like Sales & Marketing.

  23. Start building better mousetraps! on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: 4, Funny
    The potential implications are positively mammoth.

    Yeah, it means we have to aim for the head when the monster-mice attack. Personally, I welcome our new genetically modified near-unkillable regenerative mice overlords.

    That aside, I first thought they had made a computer mouse that generated power when moved á la regenerative braking in electrical cars.

  24. Re:Bitorrent User Group on King Kong vs. Movie Pirates · · Score: 1

    If anyone asks, you didn't get it from me. :-/

  25. Re:Bitorrent User Group on King Kong vs. Movie Pirates · · Score: 1
    :-) Too bad Slashdot filters out HTML, you obviously wanted to do:

    <FONT SIZE="-10" FACE="flyspeck">
    This web site is not<BR>
    </FONT>
    <FONT SIZE="+5"><B>
    THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF THE 2012 LONDON OLYMPICS
    </FONT></B>

    Maybe put a BLINK tag in there too, for good measure. :-)