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Google Hires Vint Cerf

hsuwh writes "Google has hired Internet pioneer Vint Cerf away from MCI as its "Chief Internet Evangelist". "He is one of the most important people alive today," said [Google CEO Eric] Schmidt, who has been friends with Cerf for more than 20 years. "Vint has put his heart and soul into making the Internet happen. I know he is going to jump right in here and start shoveling out new ideas for Google.""

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  1. Wikipedia link by dividedsky319 · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Wikipedia link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google is the new world order. tell me 2 years from now that google was just a fad

      my high school graduation thesis was about mr. cerf :)

    2. Re:Wikipedia link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, naked wikipedia links should always be modded informative.

    3. Re:Wikipedia link by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

      Vint Cerf had sex with Al Gore?!? : o

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    4. Re:Wikipedia link by dividedsky319 · · Score: 1

      I know the first place I went was to search for the guy on wikipedia. I imagine a lot of others did as well, so I provided the link to save people a step.

    5. Re:Wikipedia link by josh+roulston · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Vint Cerf is also working on the Interplanetary Protocol, which will be a new standard to communicate from planet to planet, which will be radio/laser communications that are highly tolerant to signal degradation."—Wikipedia
      Are you sure you mean "new world order"?
    6. Re:Wikipedia link by blinksilver · · Score: 1, Informative

      Vint Cerf had sex with Al Gore?!? : o

      geez man, I hate it that America is so misinformed. If you RTFA you would know he _is_ Al Gore sex child.

    7. Re:Wikipedia link by jez9999 · · Score: 0

      And the name's annoying, because I always get him mixed up with this guy.

    8. Re:Wikipedia link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but didn't Al Gore invent the Internet?

    9. Re:Wikipedia link by Spankophile · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You get a +5 for linking a wikipedia article now huh?

    10. Re:Wikipedia link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know, he can't be the sex child of someone who hasn't had sex... he must be a clone...

    11. Re:Wikipedia link by Xarius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes

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    12. Re:Wikipedia link by scbysnx · · Score: 1

      I don't think he was bothered by the link itself just by the fact that it got a +4 informative when.. as you said everyone else was probably going to do it anyway.. honestly the lack of a "helpful" or "spank you helpy helperton" mod is what made the informative the next best option :D

    13. Re:Wikipedia link by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      FUCKING. BRILLIANT.

      You just made my day :D

    14. Re:Wikipedia link by kesuki · · Score: 1

      I hate to correct your brilliantly informitive post, however the correct termonology would be 'love child.' Sex child? not even urban dictionary has heard of that...

  2. Do they have a strategy behind this? by winkydink · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or are they merely collecting people and figuring out what to do with them later? From the outside looking in, it sure seems like the latter.

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    1. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by flatt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      PR, plain and simple. It will work.

    2. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by richie2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think they've taken Nokia's slogan and modified it a bit:

      Google - Collecting people

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    3. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

      Do they have a strategy behind this?

      Of course -- to make money for their investors.

      Or are they merely collecting people and figuring out what to do with them later? From the outside looking in, it sure seems like the latter.

      Google has always been fairly secretive about their dealings, even after they went public -- it's just that now they are releasing stuff a lot sooner than they were in the past.

      Yeah, I'm sure that they are "just collecting" people but I have a feeling that they are being put to good use. Dodgeball (one of the collected items) is likely going to be put to excellent use for business reviews and frequency of visits -- especially when they figure out a way to tie it to everything else.

      If you haven't seen their recent additions of Google Maps showing locations of you, and your friends' check-ins, I suggest that you do that.

      The possibilities are scary.

    4. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by pjkundert · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Non-linear, pure "invention" doesn't occur on a fixed time table. You cannot plan for it. You can't assemble a team, give them a deadline and some money, and say "OK, go invent the next great thing for me.".

      All you can do is try to assemable the greatest group(s) of already provably inventive poeple you can find, put them in a positive, stimulating environment, and incent them to come up with something great.

      That is what Google is doing. That is exactly NOT what Microsoft, HP, et. al. are doing.

      And no, they don't expect you to understand this.

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    5. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Otter · · Score: 1
      It does sound like they're hanging his head on the wall like a moose, doesn't it?

      This doesn't seem as sharkjumperrific as when newly-rich VA Linux hired anybody with some low-level celebrity from themes.org, but then Google's eventual slide can't possibly compare to LNUX's...

    6. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by qwijibo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Smart people with a track record of good ideas will generally produce more of them. Google just wants a chance to get the ideas before anyone else. There are such positions in many large companies because good ideas with profit potential will pay many times over for all the unprofitable ideas.

    7. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

      Shhhhhhhhhhh!

      If people figure that out the stock price might go down. Then all the people they have collected will jump to the next pre-IPO company.

      Just be happy for Vint, he just made a big pile of money. And he deserves it to.

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    8. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Alomex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It sure looks like they have a surplus of money and a shortage of ideas what to do with it. So heck, let's hire Turing Award medal winners just for kicks.

      Successful jocks collect supermodels, successful nerds collect supergeeks, I guess.

    9. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Titus+B.+Otch · · Score: 0
      Whoa. Google...

      When will it end?

      2007, 5 o'clock local news: "...and in our next story, Google OS Vice President of operations, Bill Gates, says a 3 year contract agreement has been reached with the recently awakened clone, Einstein-beta2-markIV. And in related news, GOOG shares on NASDAQ soar to $666 a share..."

    10. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Granted, but you can't just pull together a bunch of really smart poeple and expect something to magically happen because they are all assembled undr one umbrella either.

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    11. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by r1_97 · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but looking back on their history, they're doing everything right. Brains and discipline are a winning combination. Their second stock issuance will be fuel for even more growth. Put a bunch of super smart people together with direction and you've got to come up with a winning strategy.

    12. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Mannerism · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a marketing thing. Grey matter like Vint Cerf is always good for getting quotes in the press, getting keynotes, etc. At least they gave him an honest title: he's there to evangelize. If I had a few billion in market cap I'd buy Vint Cerf, too.

    13. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, but it's better than having a bunch of untalented people trying to come up with an idea.

    14. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Molochi · · Score: 1

      Seemed to work for Edison.

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    15. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by ronocdh · · Score: 1

      Right! I'd suppose Google's take on quality is rather similar to one used by a certain Destroyer; perhaps they wish to make the GooglePlex into a Galt's Gulch of sorts?

      Excuse the brazenly elitest reference, but this is Slashdot. =)

    16. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, Microsoft Research has a lot of very bright people also. Their research output is pretty interesting, regardless of the commercial MS adoption / non-adoption of what the research branch is coming up with.

    17. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by tidge · · Score: 2, Informative

      you sound like you're talking about microsoft research

      Well, all except where you say "this has worked".

    18. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by clambake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or are they merely collecting people and figuring out what to do with them later? From the outside looking in, it sure seems like the latter.

      I had the chance to listen in on a google interview last week for some kind of QA position. It was very strange. The questions that were asked had nothing really to do with trying to get to the heart of whether or not the guy was a good programmer, or that he understood the basic QA concepts and how to test properly, etc... Instead it was a kind of game where the candidate was supposed to recall as many esoteric bits of pseudo-knowledge as possible. Like, name all of the character encoding standards in the world that you know, or which RFCs describe HTTP, and explain how the protocol works...

      Questions that are essentially meaningless as far as QA is concerned... in fact, meaningless as far as any position they could offer is concerned, unless they are planning to hire an Internet Historian. I think in that entire conversation, which went on for about an hour, only a single question that cold be considered something pertaining to "QA" or testing was asked, and that was oddly half-hearted (I believe it was something like, "In one minute, please name all the test cases you can think of for a web form that takes credit card info").

      I got the impression from the questions posed in that call that Google really don't have a clue how to hire. They seem to hire based on same technique as Japanese entrance exams.. i.e. pure knowledge bits are more important than conceptual understanding or problem solving...

      Now I am beginning to think that Google isn't actually as smart as people think... They are just remendously lucky...

    19. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by zero+time+ghost · · Score: 1

      Does Bell Labs count?

    20. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

      Google seems to believe passionately that if you (a) hire really bright people; (b) give them a stimulating environment to work in; and (c) give them the right tools: then they will deliver valuable ideas and be able to implement them. So far, I think the balance of the evidence is that they are right.

    21. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      I had a Noah's Ark/collecting-techies-for-the-great- flood joke all lined up, but then I realized that might be in bad taste.

      So maybe this is the new patent war. Pre-emtive hirings.

      Now if I can only convince them that I'm worth something...

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    22. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by clambake · · Score: 0

      Non-linear, pure "invention" doesn't occur on a fixed time table. You cannot plan for it. You can't assemble a team, give them a deadline and some money, and say "OK, go invent the next great thing for me.".

      All you can do is try to assemable the greatest group(s) of already provably inventive poeple you can find, put them in a positive, stimulating environment, and incent them to come up with something great.

      That is what Google is doing. That is exactly NOT what Microsoft, HP, et. al. are doing.

      And no, they don't expect you to understand this.


      Sooo, put a bunch of smart guys in a room, pay them a lot and wait an indefinite period of time to get a good idea. If you don't get a good idea, you will just have to wait longer... By that same logic you could hire monkeys and buy a bunch of typewriters and do the same thing for a fraction of the cost!

    23. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      If you die and make it to the Heaven, the first thing you will notice is the funky Google sign over their gate.

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    24. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by thc69 · · Score: 1

      Yes you can. The term is "critical mass" and I don't see a reason why it couldn't be applied to geeks as well as fissionable material.

      Step 1: Collect geeks.
      Step 2: ???
      Step 3: Big Profits!@

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    25. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They could be copying the Microsoft strategy of buying out, err, hiring all the best and brightest, sticking them in labs to play with whatever they want, and then never doing anything with what they come up with. It prevents those people from going elsewhere and actually making good products.

    26. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by wuice · · Score: 1

      I probably use this link too much, but.. can't help it..

      http://www.angryflower.com/atlass.gif

    27. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      Or are they merely collecting people and figuring out what to do with them later? From the outside looking in, it sure seems like the latter.

      That *is* the strategy. Great people do great things. You can't do the latter without the former, no matter how goood your "strategy" is.

    28. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually Microsoft is doing exactly this.

      Microsoft Research was opened in 1991. It currently has 700 members across 50 projects. These projects have no ties to products and none are bound by any form of timeline. Some of these projects do eventually get incorporated into products. Last I heard this is the largest research division of any software company.

    29. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      The more you know the luckier you get.

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    30. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you haven't seen their recent additions of Google Maps showing locations of you, and your friends' check-ins, I suggest that you do that.

      whats all this about?

    31. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by h0olapet · · Score: 1

      I don't see any strategy here besides the same old: "Lets Hire as much talent as we can...and by virtue of hiring the talent...good things will come our way (i.e. profits)" This tautology didn't work in the late 90's and won't work now.

    32. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by pjkundert · · Score: 1
      You equate "incent" with "fund".

      Very, very few truly inventive poeple find money (eg. personal enrichment, leisure, prestige, etc.) an incentive.

      The mere opportunity to wield resources sufficient to achieve their dream is usually sufficient. Google seems to have the three things required, to incent inventive behaviour; 1) the financial resources, 2) the will to use them, and 3) the leadership to know how to shut the f*** up and get out of the way.

      Oh, and by the way -- to all those who brought up the "Au Contraire, Microsoft Research is doing this..." argument: Bill Gates and his plump minion have neither 2) nor 3).

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    33. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Varun+Soundararajan · · Score: 1

      Heard they are next going to hire George bush and President of Mars aliens (now that Vinton Cerf, who is the architect of Interplanetary Internet is in google) and control the world. They also have plans to index Martian information.
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    34. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by clambake · · Score: 1

      Very, very few truly inventive poeple find money (eg. personal enrichment, leisure, prestige, etc.) an incentive.

      Name two.

    35. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Vexinator · · Score: 1
      Granted, but you can't just pull together a bunch of really smart poeple and expect something to magically happen because they are all assembled undr one umbrella either.

      Five words for you:

      Xerox Palo Alto Research Center
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xerox_PARC

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    36. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by abulafia · · Score: 1
      I got the impression from the questions posed in that call that Google really don't have a clue how to hire. They seem to hire based on same technique as Japanese entrance exams.. i.e. pure knowledge bits are more important than conceptual understanding or problem solving...

      Then you missed the point of the interview completely. They're looking for smart people with excellent problem solving skills, creativity and curiousity. Take a really smart person and you can teach them QA if you have to. Take a mediocre person with lots of QA and then try to teach them anything outside their narrow field.

      Last person I hired as a programmer had little actual professional programming experience. He'd been working as a studio musician. One of the best hires I ever made. (Granted, it was at first for mostly front end work, but he's expanded into heavier stuff over time.) Being smart, a fast learner, detail oriented, curious, and having a diverse background is *exactly* what I look for.

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    37. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by clambake · · Score: 2, Funny

      The more you know the luckier you get.

      Vegas loves people like you.

    38. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bell Labs? Xerox Parc(a commercial failure, but that was because Xerox was afraid of the computer destroying its business)?

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    39. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      The strategy behind this is for him to make his own ideas for Google. you don't hire a pioneer of the internet and tell him what to do.

      By the way, he has posted at Googleblog... hard at work already ;)

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    40. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by pjkundert · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Very, very few truly inventive poeple find money (eg. personal enrichment, leisure, prestige, etc.) an incentive. Name two.

      Isaac Newton

      Francis Bacon

      Claude Shannon. Father of modern information theory. Published (Not Patented) "A Mathematical Theory of Communication" in 1948. Died a Professor Emeritus.

      Nicola Tesla -- Modern multi-phase power systems. Edison was a puny shadow ofthe same era. Slaved for 10 years as a New York street cleaner to bring his 3-phase power system to reality, and then "gave away" the patents, worth Billions (perhaps even Trillions) in todays dollars, to Westinghouse.

      Evariste Galois -- Galois fields (eg. Reed-Solomon encoding). Died in a duel protecting the honour of a woman.

      Need I go on?

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    41. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Ciderx · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Its a good idea. They need people who have the cojones to think outside of the box.

      Oh, what? I thought you said Darwin Awards...

    42. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Bastard+Operator+Fro · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Category 3 might include Edison Labs, or even Bell Labs.

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    43. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by maxume · · Score: 0, Redundant

      To a certain extent, Bell Labs.

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    44. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Google:Specialists:Prince of the Cosmos:Things

      They're just rollin' 'em all up into their world!

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    45. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They need people who have the cojones to think outside of the box.

      As well as people who don't use phrases like "have the cojones" and "think outside of the box."

    46. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed what are you speaking of? I've heard nothing of the sort.

    47. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently not. I think you shut him up. I'd mod you up for that alone if I could.

    48. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Bell Labs may not count, but XEROX PARC seems to. Without Smalltalk, this world would be a lot different(Smalltalk influenced 99% of OOP languages) Oh, and another one: MIT(and just about any other university). A bunch of smart people, brought together, not to specifically create anything, but they did.

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    49. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by clambake · · Score: 1

      Then you missed the point of the interview completely. They're looking for smart people with excellent problem solving skills, creativity and curiousity. Take a really smart person and you can teach them QA if you have to. Take a mediocre person with lots of QA and then try to teach them anything outside their narrow field.

      Last person I hired as a programmer had little actual professional programming experience. He'd been working as a studio musician. One of the best hires I ever made. (Granted, it was at first for mostly front end work, but he's expanded into heavier stuff over time.) Being smart, a fast learner, detail oriented, curious, and having a diverse background is *exactly* what I look for.


      That's my freaking point! The questions were NOT along the lines of general problem solving skills. They were along the lines of very specific esoteric knowledge.

      Some examples:

      * What is the PL tag in HTML? (WTF? I don't even know this and I have been programming for 11 years)
      * What are the ISO designations for the most popular character encodings used in Russia and Korea today?
      * In reference to the server, what does a http client do after sending and receiving data? (Hint, the answer that he gave, "closes the connection" is wrong in some way, and any reference to "keepalive" is responded to with "What's that have to do with it?")
      * What methods in the windows APIs are used to change the start menu from one language to another?

      All of these things are things that I would definitly NOT expect a general knowledge programmer to know. In fact, a good problem solver would know that these things are domain specific knowledge and can safely be unstudied until needed. Not one of these questions can't be looked up on, ironically, Google in five minutes (except the PL tag which does not exist, as best as I can discover, nor the HTTP client answer which seems to be some magic thing that happens in a specific client that the interviewer has in mind, but requires mind reading to fully understand).

      Some of the very best programmers I have ever seen were those who didn't even touch a computer until they were 21 and had degrees in things like American History. They learned by doing over the course of a few years, and now, hands down, are the best programmes I have met in in 20 years of programming. None of them could answer these questions today, and all of them could wipe the table with a programmer who could... and none of them would be hired by Google, I'll wager.

    50. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>If you haven't seen their recent additions of Google Maps showing locations of you, and your friends' check-ins, I suggest that you do that.

      Also google reads and indexes your thoughts while you sleep.

    51. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Milo77 · · Score: 1

      The vague pronoun "them" above had me momentarily confused. I thought you were trying to imply that google wants these people in order to get access to their offspring. Hum, maybe they are.

    52. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by tonyr60 · · Score: 3, Funny

      If their strategy is to wind up Microsoft then this should help. I can imagine that Ballmer will not be happy, but the vendor responsible for supplying office furniture to Microsoft Corporate office may be.

    53. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1, Informative
      Newton: he was pretty prestigous in his day, but I don't pretend to know his motivations.
       
      Bacon: I don't too much about him.
       
      Shannon: you mentioned that he published his work in 1948 and didn't patent it. Who cares, if he had tried and patented it he would still be trying because mathematics aren't patentable now and weren't then. Furthermore computer algorithms, not that that is what he did with his seminal work, weren't patentable then either. Not that any of this disputes whether or not he had motivations other than interest but it just points out that everything you said didn't do so either.
       
      Tesla: This is the worst one you mentioned. Tesla almost went insane over his patents.
      After Tesla described the nature of the benefits from his proposed modifications, Edison offered him US$50,000 if they were successfully completed. Tesla worked nearly a year to redesign them and gave the Edison company several enormously profitable new patents in the process. When Tesla inquired about the $50,000, Edison replied to him, "Tesla, you don't understand our American humor", and reneged on his agreement. Edison reportedly offered to raise Tesla's salary by $10 per week as a compromise - at which rate it would have taken almost 100 years to earn the money Edison had originally promised. Tesla resigned on the spot.
      That was from the wikipedia entry on him. As far as giving his patents to Westinghouse? He did that as Westinghouse was about to go bankrupt; if Westinghouse had gone bankrupt Tesla wouldn't have been able to collect on the royalties owed to him from the past. Tesla basically gave him a break so that he could remain financially solvent and pay him his past debts--kinda like how a loan shark doesn't take a plumber's wrenches the minute he is late repaying the loan.
       
      Galois: I don't know enough about him.
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    54. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by hritcu · · Score: 1

      Google?

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    55. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by hritcu · · Score: 1

      Some of these projects do eventually get incorporated into products.

      Any of you can think of any examples? Were Microsoft's products really innovative in any way? Ever?

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    56. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by hritcu · · Score: 1
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    57. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by hritcu · · Score: 1

      Why wasn't parent moded funny?

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    58. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by constantnormal · · Score: 1

      Their strategy has been to quietly buy the company that supplies Microsoft with executive office furniture.

      Now they're turning the crank on their investment.

    59. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Thank you - you get it - EXACTLY!!!

      The clueless will post and claim McSoftware is doing the exact same thing - but they are most definitely not doing the exact same thing - they are taking people with no track record who are "officially" declared to be smart by McSoftware - and hoping for wondrous results - so what's the ROI on McSoftware after all those expenditures??? What great things have come out of McSoftware???? They have an abysmal track record of retaining truly creative people there - as if they could actually spot such a type!!!

    60. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe this lends some merit to the speculation that Google will attempt to light up a new "Internet". They're buying major amounts of fiber, and hiring key players in many areas. With this much star power and money, there could end up being major innovations. Only time will tell.

    61. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      No idea of course, but their press release about his hiring was pretty... wild...

      "Google has already made tremendous strides in making access to information on the web a reality for users across the globe, but we're still in the Internet's early innings," he said. "This medium will enjoy wider-spread use than television, radio or phones, and will ultimately expand beyond planet Earth. Google has always believed in doing things differently, and I believe that places us in a unique position to help bring even the wildest Internet visions into reality."

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    62. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by SCVirus · · Score: 1

      They're working on the GOOG/IP project.

    63. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What is the PL tag in HTML? (WTF? I don't even know this and I have been programming for 11 years)

      That's because there isn't one, in the standard anyway.

      They're just testing if you're willing to say "I don't know.", or if you try to bullshit your way through the interview.

    64. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by tuomoks · · Score: 1

      And a good point (IMHO). Unfortunately that seems to be the way. Some track record, 90% of people I ever (30+ years) have recommended to be hired are still working for same companies ( I moved? ), 99% I didn't recommend have left ( or booted! ). Very little technical questions, no use because technical knowledge is widely available, personality, curiosity, etc.. mean much more for any senior position - juniors should know the basics ( of course you don't even think hiring anybody with 10+ years SOA experience as HR is asking - or would you ? Or someone mixing up HA and clustering after reading MS sales docs ?? ). And tell me what you do if you get stuck with a technical or corporate decision you don't agree - that answer tells me a lot if you are ready or may need some education or there is no way I would work with you.

    65. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by clambake · · Score: 1

      What is the PL tag in HTML? (WTF? I don't even know this and I have been programming for 11 years)

      That's because there isn't one, in the standard anyway.

      They're just testing if you're willing to say "I don't know.", or if you try to bullshit your way through the interview.


      Funny, the impression I got was that the interviewer was retarded and that any company that hired him was using thier lowest common demoninator to pick the rest of thier engineers and thus the rest of the company must be filled with equally mentally-challenged individuals... Basically, if it were me being interviewed, that kind of half-assed attempt to "trick" me would be the end of the interview, and *I* would be the better off for it. If they want to hire the best they can't act like they are in kindergarten.

      What they are doing is not cleverly "testing if you are willing to say 'I don't know'" but instead "testing to see if you are ready for trick questions and thus know how to give the correct 'I don't know' answer during an interview" thus proving absolutely NOTHING except that your candidate is a savvy interviewer and thus will make a good impression when he begins to look for jobs with your competitors.

      If you want to know if someone says "I don't know" when they don't know, ask the candidate point blank, like you would ask, say, an adult, or perhaps even an adult who is being hired for his or her very high-intelligence-requiring skill set. If he lies, well, then that means you are working with a liar and when you eventually find that out, kick his ass to the curb with just cause. But if he tells the truth, as would be expected of somone in his/her position, then you've got your answer and didn't have to insult his/her intelligence in the process.

    66. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by hplasm · · Score: 0
      Any of you can think of any examples? Were Microsoft's products really innovative in any way? Ever?

      McBoss: "We have a Screen of Death. Your mission is to come up with a suitable HUE for it."

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    67. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by zztong · · Score: 1

      Perhaps necessity is really the mother of invention. If you take a bunch of smart people, pay them a lot of money, take away their contact with real customers working on real problems and not expect any results for a very long time, why shouldn't they just become a bunch of lazy bums?

    68. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by dostick · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they were trying to trick you into problem solving approach. Or test your responses under situation when you don't know the solution to the question.
      By asking unbeliveably ridiculously specific questions. So at some point you had to admit that you don't know it or try to solve the question.

    69. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by clambake · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they were trying to trick you into problem solving approach. Or test your responses under situation when you don't know the solution to the question.
      By asking unbeliveably ridiculously specific questions. So at some point you had to admit that you don't know it or try to solve the question.


      Well, I have already written elsewhere about the merit of "tricking" the people you want to hire for top paying jobs... But, just to address the second part... You are correct that this approach can work... for example, if you are hiring for the position of international espionage spy. Hiring for QA, I have a suspiscion that you will end up with a sack full of poorly qualified people who couldn't test thier way out of a paper bag.

      QA is nothing BUT predictability. When a QA person runs into something unexpected, his job comes to a stand still, and rightly so. You definitly DO NOT want QA people attempting to find a way to make sense of unexpected data. You'd want them to stop testing at that point and raise the red flags.

    70. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by ccp · · Score: 1

      Or are they merely collecting people and figuring out what to do with them later? From the outside looking in, it sure seems like the latter.

      If you have money, it really isn't bad strategy.

      I'm sure we can think of a lot far worse ones.

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

    71. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Contrary to what you may believe, they were managed. And Google is not Xerox PARC.

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    72. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by Vexinator · · Score: 1
      Thank you pointing out that Google is not Xerox PARC. I was alluding to a favorable comparison between the two, not saying they were one and the same...
      (I have more confidence in the abilitys of Page and Brin.)

      The two have some striking similarities: extremely talented people, and practically endless funding. I'd include a hefty dose of freedom too (even if you wouldn't agree.)

      Perhaps a more in depth study of the PARC history would help you see these similarities. Admittedly, the wiki link was rather shallow on the subject of management... the early days saw a pretty relaxed research environment. If you think the Google geeks are managed less you may be right, but I'm unconvinced. I wasn't at PARC in the 70s, nor am I at Google now... either way, I seriously doubt there is *much* difference.

      May I suggest you look for a copy of Fumbling the Future? It's out of print, but worth the read if you can find it.

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    73. Re:Do they have a strategy behind this? by innerweb · · Score: 1

      That's incredibly funny. I had to walk away I was laughing so hard.

      InnerWeb

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  3. More law$uits? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    ... and the Microsoft sued them.

    (Yes, I know, the guy didn't comes from MS... but hey, it's MS. If they want to f'n bury Google, they're allowed to. Right?)

    1. Re:More law$uits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. B sure seems to think so.

    2. Re:More law$uits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if MS took a google employee by offering them more money they woudl still be evil right.

      fuck man. The flexiable morality is just astounding.

  4. snark by ReformedExCon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy, that Internet thing just isn't catching on. I guess we need someone to really spread the word about it!

    Chief Internet Evangelist? Really?

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    1. Re:snark by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 3, Funny

      You bet! Cerf's up, dude...

      And I'm sure nobody's cracked that joke before...

    2. Re:snark by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, Microsoft has had people known as "Evangelists" for certain technologies for a long time. I didn't realize other companies were using this job title.

      It describes the job very well, but it's strange nonetheless.

    3. Re:snark by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Chief Internet Evangelist? Really?"

      Especially the "Chief" part... this implies a whole team of internet evangelists.

      I guess Pat Robertson is diversifying his revenue sources...

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    4. Re:snark by ReformedExCon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Apple's had them also. Guy Kawasaki was one of their big evangelists a few years back.

      Their role is to get the word out about their project/product/concept and turn sceptics into true believers by flooding them with positive information about it. Is there anyone who doesn't know what the Internet is?

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    5. Re:snark by op12 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I can't imagine anyone has thought of that joke before...


      http://global.mci.com/us/enterprise/insight/cerfs_ up/

    6. Re:snark by Otter · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think it was Apple that originated the usage - it certainly makes more sense in that context than at Microsoft.

    7. Re:snark by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      It really shouldn't be surprising. To non-geeks, technology is something that is accepted on blind faith because someone with greater belief told them to. Seems a lot like a religion to me.

    8. Re:snark by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Chief Internet Evangelist? Really?

      Do-uh you ACK the-uh DiffServ as your personal-uh SAVI-UH?!?! Pray-uz the-uh QoS in the-uh TCP HEADERS-UH!!!

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      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    9. Re:snark by pthisis · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interestingly enough, Microsoft has had people known as "Evangelists" for certain technologies for a long time. I didn't realize other companies were using this job title.


      It's a very old usage, Bell Labs had evangelists and I don't think they were the first.
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    10. Re:snark by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      I guess Pat Robertson is diversifying his revenue sources...

      Pat's taken the Microsoft approach now and is more into assassinations than evangelism.

    11. Re:snark by thuh+Freak · · Score: 2, Funny
      Is there anyone who doesn't know what the Internet is?

      I'm not entirely sure, but I heard a guy on t.v. say they got them working on computers now.

      maybe, in order to understand Internet we have to look at the word itself: Internet. Basically it's made up of two separate words: 'inte' and 'rnet'. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and so is Internet.

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    12. Re:snark by Morgalyn · · Score: 1

      I'm just waiting for someone to say Rehnquist's death is proof of the power of prayer...

      --
      You say you got a real solution
      Well, you know
      We'd all love to see the plan
      (The Beatles)
    13. Re:snark by wuice · · Score: 1

      Robertson has been diversifying his revenue sources for a while.. His 700 Club money has been going into diamond mine ventures with horrible human rights records.

      Though, I know you just said this to be funny..

    14. Re:snark by Drakonian · · Score: 1
      Or the actual blog entry announcing it.

      Advice: If you want the latest Google news before Slashdot posts it, read the Google blog.

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      Random is the New Order.
  5. a case of mistaken identity? by ChipMonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vint has put his heart and soul into making the Internet happen.

    Are they sure they didn't hire Al Gore by mistake?

    1. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he was Gore, I'm sure that Google would have noticed the wind-up key in his back, his wood-like rigidity, and his passion for making the Google campus all-solar.

      So, no, I doubt he's Gore.

    2. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by Duncan3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Even funnier since I've seen Vint himself correct the Al Gore thing in a talk saying that Gore does deserve credit for getting the early internet funding that it needed. Vint even presented him an award.

      But yea, the joke is funnier then the truth by far ;)

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    3. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 1

      No, Al Gore is already at Apple. And as you know, both Apple and Google are cool, Not Evil (TM) companies, so they don't want to bump heads.

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    4. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by javamann · · Score: 1

      Once again let's clear up this STUPID RIGHT WING FUD. Al Gore was on the committee that helped in passing legislation in the late 80s that allowed the Arpanet (Internet) to grow by releasing military control and allowing commercial access.

    5. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by Bearpaw · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      But yea, the joke is funnier then the truth by far ;)

      The truth is actually what made the joke funny, though probably not in the way the jokester meant it to be funny.

      Purely unintentionally, it's the first actually funny Gore/Internet joke made since the original Repub exaggeration.

    6. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by IPFreely · · Score: 1

      Aww, give the poor sod a break. What with all the really stupid things being said and done by the Republicans and Conservatives these days, you have to go back a long way to find some Democrat to bash. He has to hang onto the good ones no matter how old the joke is. It's like some old has been dreaming of the glory days.
      Sad, huh?

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    7. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by lheal · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Purely unintentionally, it's the first actually funny Gore/Internet joke ...
      I agree with that so far
      ... made since the original Repub exaggeration.

      The only exaggeration was Gore's, claiming that he took "legislative initiative in creating the Internet." He had a part, he showed leadership and vision, and deserves credit for that. But he implied, while trying to get elected President, that he was responsible for the creation of the Internet, when what he did was recognize its importance and apply tax dollars.

      For a while, he was the loudest, if not the only, voice at the Federal level saying that the Internet needed funding. But create the Internet? Get real.

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    8. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by GregAndreou · · Score: 1

      Seems like from his bio on the Apple page he has already been there and done that. The first line says that he has served as a senior advisor to Google.

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      My freedom ends where someone else's begins
    9. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by kinglink · · Score: 1

      http://www.firstmonday.org/issues/issue5_10/wiggin s/ has a good amount of information including exactly what Gore did or didn't do for the internet.

      Hint internet was publically available in 1985, and even earlier for schools. And he started in the senate when he started really getting into the Internet in 1985... Interesting.

      Even more interesting there's a Vinton Cerf excerpt near the bottom about "who" created the internet.

      Of course Gore wants the internet, no sane person will say it's a bad thing (I'm speaking to you RIAA and MPAA) but I can't honestly say he did much more then just vote for it.

    10. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he did - the Internet as distinct from ARPAnet

    11. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      You appear to not understand "statute of limitations" as currently defined.

      The statute of limitations for Democratic missteps is eternal.
      The statute of limitations for Republican missteps has so far maxxed out at about 2 months.

      Witness a $140k *loss* by Clinton's wife launched a 7 year full-press investigation which wandered from topic to topic, eventually settling on Zippergate. Notice that the perjury happened more than 2 months after Monica-day-0.

      On the other hand:
      Invite private enterprise in to determine the nations energy policy, with no public review of comments or even participants. Remember that this is setting national - public - policy. Blown over in 2 months or so.

      Legislation to exempt the Vice President's former company from asbestos liability, amounting to billions. The company had acquired that liability when they purchased a different company. I wonder what the books looked like, and if the acquisition would make any sense without the eventual legislation. AFAIK no public commotion at all.

      Capture Bin Laden, or go into Iraq. Still noise, but only noise.

      WMDs? Noise.

      The outing of Plame. Big noise, but for less than 2 months.

      And the Right casts derision on, "The Liberal Media." "Liberal Media," my (insert anatomical part, here)! By these standards, Gore ought to be in Levenworth for life for the Internet thing!

      --
      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    12. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by morgajel · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I was willing to give him that one- his wording might have been flawed, but he does deserve credit for a good chunk of it. arguing semantics is missing the point.

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    13. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by geekoid · · Score: 0

      " he showed leadership and vision, "

      that IS legislative initiative.

      never said he created the internet in a technical sences. not once.

      Bacuast that was taken out of CONTEXT it probably cost him the presidence...boy we sure were lucky there.

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    14. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by SewersOfRivendell · · Score: 1
      Bullshit. See Phil Agre's debunking of this whole mess:

      http://web.archive.org/web/20040104090503/http://c ommons.somewhere.com/rre/2000/RRE.Al.Gore.and.the. Inte.html

      In particular, pay attention to this part:

      That a Wired reporter could confuse ARPANET with the Internet is disappointing to say the least...

      And: this part
      Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 16:27:07 -0500
      To: ip-sub-1@majordomo.pobox.com
      From: David Farber
      Subject: IP: yet again -- Inventing the Internet

      It is nice to see confirmation of something I have said often and
      loudly coming from someone like Joe DJF

      >Date: Sun, 26 Mar 2000 16:23:51 -0500 (EST)
      >From: Joseph Traub
      >To: farber@cis.upenn.edu
      >Subject: Inventing the Internet
      >
      >The media and politicians have had much fun about the Vice-President's
      >purported claim that "I invented the internet". It is the case that Al
      >Gore was perhaps the the first political leader to grasp the importance
      >of networking the country (and later the world).
      >
      >In 1986 I chaired the Computer science and Telecommunications Board and
      >Gore was our dinner speaker at the National Academy of Sciences. He spoke
      >about the importance of a National Information Infrastructure. At the
      >time he was a senator from a fairly small Southeastern state and I was
      >amazed at his national vision. He has continued to be a national leader in
      >promoting the importance of the internet for commerce and education.
      >Could we perhaps see an end to cheap shots from politicians and pundits
      >about inventing the internet.


      The "Al Gore Invented the Internet" thing was just another rabid conservative lie, brought to you by the very same fellows responsible for Lake New Orleans. Don't believe anything a wingnut tells you -- ever -- about anyone or anything. They know they're lying, and they don't care.
    15. Re:a case of mistaken identity? by lheal · · Score: 1
      Look, I recognized and gave VP Gore credit for his contributions. It does no good to claim that he never said it, or that he wasn't trying to get more credit than he was due. He was running for President. It's natural that he would try to put his accomplishments in the best light. He just went a hair too far.

      He said, in a 1999 CNN interview with Wolf Blitzer,

      BLITZER: I want to get to some of the substance of domestic and international issues in a minute, but let's just wrap up a little bit of the politics right now.

      Why should Democrats, looking at the Democratic nomination process, support you instead of Bill Bradley, a friend of yours, a former colleague in the Senate? What do you have to bring to this that he doesn't necessarily bring to this process?

      GORE: Well, I will be offering -- I'll be offering my vision when my campaign begins. And it will be comprehensive and sweeping. And I hope that it will be compelling enough to draw people toward it. I feel that it will be.

      But it will emerge from my dialogue with the American people. I've traveled to every part of this country during the last six years. During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.

      The Internet was already being formed when Congressman Gore got involved. Even before the ARPANet protocols gave way to TCP/IP, there were gateways routing mail and news to BBS networks. There were UUCP connections all over the place. There were already inter-network connections, and the growth rate was exponential. It was happening, regardless of any single person's efforts.

      That's why he was wrong to use the word "creating". He could have said "funding", "spreading", "growing", or even "sponsoring", and no one would have blinked an eye. I remember the late '80s and early '90s, when Mr. Gore was known as the driver of Internet expansion in government. But he was grabbing for credit in 1999, and he got called on it.

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  6. Yeah, work with MS by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Knowing Vint, he will tell Google to work with Bill Gates/Steve Balmer. Or maybe, just maybe, Vint will see that no monopoly is forever.

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    1. Re:Yeah, work with MS by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      The problem with Vint, though, is having sufficient decoupling and supply integrity. But I'm sure Google knows this, and has Vint hooked up to a regulator and a few nonofarads just to be safe.

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    2. Re:Yeah, work with MS by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      A diamond monopoly is forever.

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    3. Re:Yeah, work with MS by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      A diamond monopoly is forever.

      hehehehe. I know that you meant it funny, but it is falling already. The artificles are eating into the naturals.

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    4. Re:Yeah, work with MS by StudlyDego73 · · Score: 1

      ...Vint will see that no monopoly is forever.
      I beg to differ. It seems like every game of Monopoly I play takes forever.

    5. Re:Yeah, work with MS by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Only if you are losing. When I am winning, it goes all too quick. :)

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    6. Re:Yeah, work with MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whosywhatsits? are eating into the..

      Oh, nevermind...

  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  8. Poor metaphor by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I know he is going to jump right in here and start shoveling out new ideas for Google."

    I can only think of one thing that people typically use the phrase "shovel out" with... and it begins with sh-.

    I sure hope, for Google's sake, that he shovels out something else.

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    1. Re:Poor metaphor by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      just hide that shovel after your out of ideas because steve ballmer is coming to f***ing bury you.

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    2. Re:Poor metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Apple had hired him, he could've worked on the iSpade.

    3. Re:Poor metaphor by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 1

      I just hope he doesn't shovel out more ideas like this "internet" thing he's so spunky about. Nothing good came out of that except pr0n... Ok, maybe I should give him a bit more credit. No, a lot more credit.

    4. Re:Poor metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Bangs shoe on table*

    5. Re:Poor metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is exactly what he means, notice that they don't have any new ideas worth shit? Mail, Maps, Messenging, Hmmmm, horoscopes on the main page and other innovations surely just around the corner.

  9. Re:Vint by Fastball · · Score: 2, Funny

    who?

    Diesel.

  10. Internet eh... by dynemo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...I heard they have that on computers now.

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    1. Re:Internet eh... by mcho · · Score: 1

      That was great line from the Simpsons -- no one ever appreciates that joke when I tell it.

    2. Re:Internet eh... by dynemo · · Score: 1

      I try and throw that one out at work every now and again at work. Not everyone gets it either when I spit it out there.

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    3. Re:Internet eh... by mcho · · Score: 1

      And everytime I say a line from the Family Guy, I have a meeting with HR...what's up with that?

  11. love or hate? by jshaped · · Score: 5, Funny

    I forget, do we love or hate google?

    (are they becoming an unstoppable giant?)

    1. Re:love or hate? by chade01 · · Score: 1

      hate.

    2. Re:love or hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simple rules for Slashdot Slashbots:

      We love Google. Always.

      We love Apple. Always.

      We love Linux past the point of sanity. There is nothing which couldn't be made better with Linux.

      We love the FCC when they're regulating spectrum, except when they're actually selling a usage license. We hate the FCC if they're doing anything outside of that, like sneezing.

      We hate Microsoft, always. If somebody in Redmond catches a cold,we gloat. If Microsoft releases a bug patch, it's an example of shoddy work (Whereas bug patches in open source are CLEARLY an example of high-quality work! No double standard there.).

      We moderately dislike the Democrats, but since they're the party of opposition to Sat^H^H^Hthe Republicans, we champion them like they were Gods incarnate (Unless Libertarianism comes up, of course).

      Novell is evil, except when they're doing stuff with Linux. Or against Microsoft.

      IBM is totally awesome. Except where POWER chips and Linux aren't concerned, there they suck.

      Anything but X86 is the best instruction set ever. Except for IA64, which was also made by Intel, so it sucks. X86-64, because it was made by AMD, rules however, and fixes all of the problems anybody has ever had with anything remotely close to X86.

      Intel is always expensive crap. Except where the Pentium M comes into play. There they're just expensive.

      AMD is always cheap and kickass. Except for the FX chips, which aren't cheap. And the Turion, which is just cheap.

      NVidia is evil for not releasing open source drivers for Linux. NVidia is saintly for releasing solid support for Linux.

      ATI is saintly for releasing open source drivers for Linux. ATI is evil for not releasing solid support for Linux.

      Any mention of BSD is a troll, unless the story explicitly mentions BSD, because mentioning another Open Source Operating System draws glory from the wonder that is Linux.

      And so forth and so on...

    3. Re:love or hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct answer is yes.

      (Maybe)

    4. Re:love or hate? by guaigean · · Score: 1

      It all depends on the day.

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    5. Re:love or hate? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      We love them, because their strategy to become an unstopable giant has been to have a better product than everyone else.

      Not... FUDing their competitors to death.

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    6. Re:love or hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want to be sure it's love OR hate. All hail Google... or where's my super shotgun?

    7. Re:love or hate? by Cyrgo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait 'til they hire Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and/or Linus Torvalds...

    8. Re:love or hate? by no_pets · · Score: 0

      Maybe their plan is to hire all the well-respected people in the industry so that it's harder to hate them. j/k

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    9. Re:love or hate? by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

      I wonder if stereotypical slashdotters would classify themselves more as 1) open minded or 2) anti-establishment?

      What would you say?

    10. Re:love or hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love dreamcast.

    11. Re:love or hate? by wumingzi · · Score: 1

      Your post made me smile.

      But look, take any large group of people on any subject (especially one that isn't in their "core competency"), and tell me if they can hold a nuanced opinion on that subject.

      If you are a Democrat, are you one for any reason other than a gut feeling that comes from your mum telling you that it's good to share, and that advice has served you pretty well since preschool?

      If you are a Republican, is that based on anything other than a gut feeling that "Free Enterprise" (which manifests itself in a lot of forms), works better than "Socialism" (see above), and so we should keep doing that?

      If you are a Libertarian... Oh, never mind. Large-L Libertarianism is indefensible as anything but a philosophy held by people who don't think very hard.

    12. Re:love or hate? by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      Novell is evil, except when they're doing stuff with Linux.

      Which is pretty much all the time these days, isn't it? Don't we get to like them just on account of that? They're actually more interesting lately that most of the other companies you've mentioned.

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    13. Re:love or hate? by ChocoBean · · Score: 3, Funny

      Google is our ally. Google has always been our ally.

      Microsoft is the enemy. We have always been at war with Microsoft, and Google is our ally.

    14. Re:love or hate? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      I'm a non-conformist.

      Just like the rest of you.

    15. Re:love or hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I be both?

    16. Re:love or hate? by runderwo · · Score: 1
      If you are a Libertarian... Oh, never mind. Large-L Libertarianism is indefensible as anything but a philosophy held by people who don't think very hard.
      Uh-huh. Something tells me *you* just can't think hard enough to refute its premises, so you resort instead to insults in order to make yourself more comfortable in that you have made the correct choice of whatever flavor of groupthink you subscribe to.
  12. Vint by theheff · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Vint Cerf is also working on the Interplanetary Protocol, which will be a new standard to communicate from planet to planet, which will be radio/laser communications that are highly tolerant to signal degradation."

    This guy is amazing.

  13. The world is not enough... by hazee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Obviously Google isn't content to simply dominate the internet on this planet, they want to dominate the interplanetary internet too.

    Context sensitive ads for Mars rovers anyone?

    1. Re:The world is not enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You down with IPP? Yeah, you know me.

    2. Re:The world is not enough... by westneat · · Score: 1

      And think about what this will do for the search for extra terrestrials

  14. Steve Balmer's comment was ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I'm going to fu...ng kill Google.

    "At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office," Lucovsky said in his statement. Ballmer also had a few choice words for Google CEO Eric Schmidt.

    "I'm going to f---ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f---ing kill Google," Ballmer apparently said.

  15. Balmer Interview by dduardo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm going to f***ing kill Vint Cerf!

  16. Cerf at NASA on Google-like project? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    FTA: "[Cerf] also will continue as a visiting scientist at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, where he has been focusing on a very Google-like project _ trying to figure out a way to connect the Internet to outer space."

    How is this project Google-like, other than seeming to be pretty cool?

    Cerf has been working on a network utility issue with NASA. I wasn't aware that Google is in the network utility game at all.

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    1. Re:Cerf at NASA on Google-like project? by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there an article the other day about Google buying up dark fibre and some speculation that they could be building either their own network or offering some sort of free Internet access?

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    2. Re:Cerf at NASA on Google-like project? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Eesh, I forgot about that.

      Here's a link to an article about Google hiring people with experience in buying dark fiber capacity: http://news.com.com/Google+wants+dark+fiber/2100-1 034_3-5537392.html

      The question to me is, how does this tie in with Cerf's hiring?

      Pure speculation, but is Google trying to build its own backbone with proprietary protocols?

      Or will Cerf be working on implementing current protocols, either for Google's internal needs, or for an entrance by Google into telecom?

      Are phone.Google, video.Google, etc too far away?

      Does Google want to get into content delivery as well as search?

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    3. Re:Cerf at NASA on Google-like project? by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

      Or the world's largest distributed computing exercise?

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    4. Re:Cerf at NASA on Google-like project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >trying to figure out a way to connect the Internet to outer space.

      How long does it take an XP box to be infected when it's connected to outer space?

    5. Re:Cerf at NASA on Google-like project? by grcumb · · Score: 1

      FTA: "[Cerf] also will continue as a visiting scientist at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, where he has been focusing on a very Google-like project _ trying to figure out a way to connect the Internet to outer space."

      "How is this project Google-like, other than seeming to be pretty cool?"

      Actually, they're just trying to head off Amazon's One-Click-Planetary-Domination patent.

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  17. You're just jealous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Mr. Gates!

  18. Shoveling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, someone's certainly shoveling something around, and pretty heavily, too...

  19. Now the bad news by Deanasc · · Score: 1
    MCI is sueing over his non compete clause. Can't Google hire anyone without starting a lawsuit.

    No I'm kidding. Or maybe not?

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  20. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll beta test his work communicating with the Google Lunar Base.

    Duh.

  21. The guy makes terrible puns by keshto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at the photo with the WaPo article (hint: look at the license plate).

    1. Re:The guy makes terrible puns by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      It's called ego.

      I mean without him we'd all be cave dwelling heathens... There is a way to be proud of something without outwardly showing it ... oh what the hell is that called ...

      oh yeah...

      MODESTY

      Apparently that's all lost. Though I blame the trivial media hero worship bullshit more than I'd blame Cerf. Though I'm sure he displays restraint when getting awards for trivial computer science accomplishments...

      You think I'm a troll? Name the guy who invented the Y-modem transfer protocol. If you can do that, name how many awards he/she has received because of it.

      Frankly yes IP and TCP are useful and sent us headlong into the info tech age... but it's just a comms protocol. Nothing genius. You send X bytes, I ACK X bytes, ... I mean seriously not that super.

      Specially when you consider TCP has **NO** inherent security in place, uses trivial linear checksums and has no accomodations for ciphering.

      Granted in 1973 block/stream ciphers were not that abundant so on the last point you can really cut the guy some slack.

      Anyways, hero worship is annoying.

      Tom

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    2. Re:The guy makes terrible puns by sgrandi · · Score: 1

      >You think I'm a troll? Name the guy who invented the Y-modem transfer protocol. Chuck Forsberg. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Forsberg/

    3. Re:The guy makes terrible puns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaguar!

      And to think, most PhD's I know can only afford to drive a pinto!

    4. Re:The guy makes terrible puns by n54 · · Score: 1

      Lol come on it's an excellent pun :)

      Typical nerdy humour which any true nerd should recognize instantly.

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    5. Re:The guy makes terrible puns by kapes · · Score: 1

      Don't you think he kinda looks like, inventor of Matrix !!! ???

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    6. Re:The guy makes terrible puns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's the only pun he knows though. ;-)

  22. I met Mr. Cerf by leather_helmet · · Score: 0

    (by met, i shook his hand and introduced myself) at a talk he gave at SJSU several years ago - brilliant mind IMO and very nice fellow as well, took time to talk with everyone who wanted to meet him...

  23. Re:So much for "do no evil" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?

    Surely hiring some MCI crook doesn't count as "doing evil," does it?

    It's Google! It's OK!

  24. Google PBS commercial by peter303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I saw an interesting Google sponsorship of PBS NOVA Tuesday. In their 15-second infomercial a word typed into the Google screen about some natural phenomena and switched to a video clip of that phenomena. (I dont think Google does that right now, but will any month.)

    Botht the Cerf and PBS thing shows Google is moving away from being just a startup and more of a community player.

    1. Re:Google PBS commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Google Video Search. And thanks for the insight.

    2. Re:Google PBS commercial by Mignon · · Score: 3, Funny
      a word typed into the Google screen ... and switched to a video clip of that phenomena.

      Does "Jenna" qualify as natural phenomena?

    3. Re:Google PBS commercial by peter303 · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I should have googled for it.
      It doesnt show up in "more>>" yet but in Google Labs.

    4. Re:Google PBS commercial by svallarian · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't quite call those "natural". ;)

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    5. Re:Google PBS commercial by adpowers · · Score: 1

      What about Heather?

      I find it funny that at least three of my friends knew who Heather was by first name alone. "blah blah blah ... like Heather." "You know Heather?! Hahaha." etc.

  25. Google TLD? by op12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the article: "Cerf will remain chairman of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, the oversight agency for Internet domain names."

    So how long before we get a .google TLD? or maybe .goo :)

    1. Re:Google TLD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think .goo might be a popular TLD for bukkake websites :)

    2. Re:Google TLD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me registers porn.goo

    3. Re:Google TLD? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      .GOO? But wouldn't that be more appropriate for ... oh, forget it.

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    4. Re:Google TLD? by Morgalyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am wondering how long it will take for some sort of conflict of purpose to come up between working for Google and chairing ICANN.. Like a lawsuit that says it gives Google an unfair competitive advantage, since they have an 'in' with an independent overseeing agency...

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  26. Re:Vint by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

    Interplanetary Protocol?

    What's that? IPvGoogol?

  27. ouch, such choice of wording! by yagu · · Score: 1

    From the post: I know he is going to jump right in here and start shoveling out new ideas for Google

    I usually associate new ideas and shoveling only with Microsoft.

    Ducks!

  28. i miss irc.cerf.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vint cerf is my hero, along with al gore - the inventors of the interweb!

  29. Huh by 1310nm · · Score: 1
  30. who's the mother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grace Hopper? Ellen Feiss? Tubgirl?

    1. Re:who's the mother? by ConfigurationManager · · Score: 1

      In a book called Where Wizards Stay Up Late: The Origins Of The Internet, there's a lot of background on Vint Cerf and the invention of IP. I forget where he was working at the time (it wasn't MCI--maybe BBN?), but the guys he worked with had a saying:

      Vint Cerf may be the father of the internet, but we're the mothers who make it work!

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  31. Re:Vint by SlayerofGods · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how that makes him amazing...
    It doesn't really sound that impressive at all I mean we've been communicating with interplanetary probes for decades.
    From a protocol standpoint how would it really be that different form what we do here on earth?
    Now if he designed the hardware, that would be impressive.

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  32. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More likely it's his inability to dodge flying chairs. Otherwise, Microsoft would have already gotten him.

  33. VC, the MCI Spam Supporter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can anyone hire an MCI (aka Worldcom, aka UUNET) spam supporter? Being with the worst spammy ISP ever should basically make you unemployable.

    1. Re:VC, the MCI Spam Supporter by halivar · · Score: 2, Funny

      How can anyone hire an MCI (aka Worldcom, aka UUNET) spam supporter? Being with the worst spammy ISP ever should basically make you unemployable.

      Yeah, but you get dispensations for doing cool things like inventing the internet.

  34. Something Big is Happening at Google by guaigean · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a much different strategy than the Microsoft sieze and conquer. MS takes over companies to get technologies, and then through culture the effectiveness of the subsidiary becomes null. Google, however, invests instead in obtaining highly innovative, creative, and motivated individuals, and they're doing it en mass. I know there is a lot of speculation about them working on an operating system or something similarly large, but whatever it is, it is big. There are too many bright minds there for it not to be.

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    1. Re:Something Big is Happening at Google by lessthan0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, that was Microsoft's strategy too when they were young. They really did obtain "highly innovative, creative, and motivated individuals" to create good software. Now, the acquire them to keep them from creating something that would threaten their monopoly.

    2. Re:Something Big is Happening at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahh, that's right, because google hasn't taken over any companies to date...

    3. Re:Something Big is Happening at Google by cagliost · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was Microsoft's strategy too when they were young. They really did obtain "highly innovative, creative, and motivated individuals" to create good software. Now, the acquire them to keep them from creating something that would threaten their monopoly.

      It's both. Google wants to stop other companies having ideas that would threaten their monopoly, but it also wants ideas itself.

    4. Re:Something Big is Happening at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know there is a lot of speculation about them working on an operating system or something similarly large, but whatever it is, it is big. There are too many bright minds there for it not to be.
      I don't know about that. If you were talking about Microsoft, then you might be right. They tend to have more "big plans." Google seems to instead rely on having no plan at all. A lot of their products started out as side-projects by engineers. There is no master plan to it. At least that's what their management claims. Certainly their propensity to have long betas on some products, but very short ones on others seems consistent with their lack-of-a-plan.

      It kind of reminds me of playing Monopoly. You can't control which properties you land on early in the game. A property could wind up being extra valuable either to give you a monopoly, or stop your opponent from getting a monopoly, or to combine with other monopolies you have. So you have to make decisions on which properties to buy. You are constrained in Monopoly by money. Google seems to not have this constraint and are instead buying every "brain" out there. Getting strategic value out of these brains is left as a future exercise. Maybe they'll build some hotels, who knows...
    5. Re:Something Big is Happening at Google by NullProg · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was Microsoft's strategy too when they were young.
      Why are you attempting to re-write history. If it wasn't for thier purchase of QDos they would still be writing BASIC interpreters.

      Name one thing Microsoft has done to be creative or innovative. How is buying QDos and renaming it MS-DOS creative. How is NT more creative than VMS or OS/2 from whence it sprang? Flight Sim? Nope, it was bought from Sub-Logic. Excel?, Nope, concept copied from visicalc. .Net?, Nope, java rip-off.

      Enjoy,

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  35. Like the great stuff Alan Kay did for Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think it's a sign of decay when a company starts collecting Big Celebrity Names.

  36. Re:He did what? by putko · · Score: 1

    I think the big deal is that he did TCP/IP before anybody else. He was the first.

    Since then there are all sorts of protocols that fix flaws in TCP/IP. There are even protocols implemented in languages (not C) amenable to machine proofs of correctness. That's Ensemble (originally developed at Cornell)

    However, I suspect the main problem is getting those rolled out -- given that TCP/IP is jammed in the kernel, and given that we don't use exokernels or something similar that would allow for radical experimentation with network protocols, we'll be using TCP/IP forever.

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  37. Another hint at GoogleNet? by ZP-Blight · · Score: 1

    There have been rumors that Google is contemplating an internet alternative, buying darknet fibers.

    Perhaps this is just another step in their effort to put up an alternative to the Internet itself.

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    1. Re:Another hint at GoogleNet? by kolobcreek · · Score: 0

      This is the first step in world domination. Will google eventually become the new whore if the internet by beating out microsoft and sco?

  38. Re:He did what? by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    and a wheel is just a round object on the end of a shaft of some sort. I mean really, what's so inovative about that?

    And flying! Birds have been doing it for millions of years! What the hell...screw the Wright Brothers. Where's the innovation?

    Oh and please, just take the genetic material out of one cell, put it in an oocyte, and stimilate it to grow. What's so innovative about this whole "cloning" crap anyway?

    Yeah.

  39. Google Telecom? by mparaz · · Score: 1

    If MCI does, then Google is a competitor. Google could possibly be a customer of MCI - or since Google's traffic is that big, an IP peer.

    1. Re:Google Telecom? by Deanasc · · Score: 1

      I don't think you got my joke.

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    2. Re:Google Telecom? by mparaz · · Score: 1

      I got the joke. But it was something to consider.

  40. LOL, INTERNET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. no pressure! by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    "Vint has put his heart and soul into making the Internet happen. I know he is going to jump right in here and start shoveling out new ideas for Google."

    No pressure at all! Now, go innovate!

  42. Re:He did what? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    you can do your own protocols on top of IP if you want. Since it's IP which is what routing boxes actually deal with [unless it's a NAT and/or firewall].

    So you could do proto=111 and invent your own...

    You can even do this userspace with libpcap and/or raw sockets.

    But yeah, I'm not saying TCP/IP is worthless I'm saying he did it 32 years ago, 9 years before I was even born!!!

    Talk about milking it...

    Tom

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  43. The party won't stop by mparaz · · Score: 1

    Wired News quoting the VP for Engineering:

    "The limit to our growth is our ability to get the best talent on the planet and get them working on the toughest computing problems around," said Rosing, a former executive vice president of engineering at Sun Microsystems.

  44. Re:Vint by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Informative
    Interplanetary Protocol, which will be a new standard to communicate from planet to planet, which will be radio/laser communications that are highly tolerant to signal degradation

    This guy is amazing

    He may be, but not for naming it (why "IP"?), and the author clearly doesn't understand the difference between different network layers.

    "radio/laser communications that are highly tolerant to signal degradation" is data link layer and below. Cerf's work most likely is taking place at/above that or the transport layer. I'm not really sure what work he could be doing that NASA hasn't already dealt with themselves- and the massive time delay seems to be a problem better addressed on a per-protocol basis.

    It's also likely a problem we won't need to solve for many, many years. Do we really need to give astronauts on the moon or Mars access to websites? No. When we do, it seems like a problem most easily solved by a high bandwidth stream, by monitoring what stuff is popular and simply throwing it at the planet, where it is cached. Obviously interaction will be impossible, which means much of the web becomes useless...

  45. sure by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure they have. If smart people are hired by google, they can't be hired by anyone else, for one.

  46. Re:He did what? by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First off, the wright brothers didn't invent flight. The first flight was with a glider. So go read a proper history text.

    Second, there is an acceptable period in which you can gloat about your accomplishments. 8 terms of office later ... give it up.

    Granted hindsight is always 20/20 there are a lot of flaws with IP and TCP in general. It isn't perfect and frankly the lack of progress since the early 80s when TCP/IP was standardized shows that his "ability to innovate" is right up there with grapefruit.

    As for this interplanetry bullshit, it's the same ol' same ol'. You apply error correction codes and do longer packets once the connection has been established. You can even do SYN/ACK over a different medium.

    The fact is we can simulate [in about 200 lines of C code] a "network with really long delays and random chances of packet drops".

    You don't have to be in space to test out what delays do to a protocol...

    Tom

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  47. You have to wonder what they are up to... by bernywork · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I posted about Google buying a lot of dark fibre I never would have thought about these two things put together....

    You really have to wonder what they are up to.. Now either what I put in my previous post is correct and they are just trying to minimise their risk by distributing the BGP peers and reducing their risk, and trying to cut out Akamai who they were originally paying a reasonable amount of money to for various hosting things. Or they are about to come out with something over the next couple of years that will put us all in shock. I have no idea what is about to become of this..

    Does anyone have any ideas on what they would be doing with one of the pioneers of the internet and a truckload of fibre?

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    1. Re:You have to wonder what they are up to... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      and then there's the alleged Google OS screenshots that have been circulating lately

      I wouldnt be surprised if they re the result of some photoshopping contest though

    2. Re:You have to wonder what they are up to... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 0

      "Does anyone have any ideas on what they would be doing with one of the pioneers of the internet and a truckload of fibre? "

      Pure speculation, but:
      (1) proprietary protocol for internal traffic; or
      (2) implementation of TCP/IP for telecom venture.

      Voice.google.com, anyone? or tv.google.com?

      I don't know which scares/excites me more.

      That said, Google could realize savings (and perhaps have better security) if they purchase their own dark cable, rather than lease it. Big financial institutions have been doing this recently. Maybe Cerf will just help them implement this.

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    3. Re:You have to wonder what they are up to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not hard to imagine if you put the pieces together. Google knows that today's Internet/WWW is much like the late Wild West. They also know that the technology for total transformation already exists and all they need to do is assemble it in the right order using their new $$$ and brains.

      My guess is that in eight or so years Grandma will be comfortably using something like the rumored GoogleOS that she carries around on a small PDA with a flexible roll-out screen. Think "the network is the computer" and stretch yourself to think "the user is the operating system." Think voice recognition and complete wireless context awareness. Adsense will be so refined that it will actually be considered helpful because the ads will be so relevant. Anyone who uses Amazon a lot can imagine just how far that personalization of information can go. You don't type the search keywords, you ARE the keywords.

      One of their bigger challenges will be security. The better the security, the better the system, but this will take away much of the Wild West element that we so enjoy. But it will be required to ensure integrity of transactions and information relevance (bye-bye spammers and trolls). Big Brother concerns will loom but the system is so fun and useful that people will accept the risks.

      Don't think they're out to trample Microsoft Windows. Windows will suffer in the home market especially, but this is not just another operating system; you have to think in terms of when the automobile first arrived. Back then few people imagined how it would transform the world.

      To me the exciting part is watching this digital evolution happen before our eyes. It has such a sense of inevitability almost as if some otherworldly intelligence guides it. Illuminati anyone? ;)

  48. Great! by Howlett · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just what we need, another looser claming to have invented the internet. Everyone knows that Microsoft invented the internet.

  49. Re:Also by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    At least that guarantees that Geraldo will never be employed at Google.

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  50. Re:Vint by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

    Call me stupid, but it seems pretty much useless IMO

    I mean, how many people is going to travel to the space? No, really....

  51. Here's What Vint Says... by north.coaster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Vint has released a statement on the Google Blog.

  52. Re:Vint by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    "Vint Cerf is also working on the Interplanetary Protocol, which will be a new standard to communicate from planet to planet, which will be radio/laser communications that are highly tolerant to signal degradation."

    This guy is amazing.


    He'll be even more amazing if he can do it in his 20% spare time given by Google ;-)

  53. Re:Vint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ppfffftt...

    it's obviously for the google moon base ...

    jeez ... get with the times

  54. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  55. What Google's plan should be by Lellor · · Score: 1

    Google has become the search engine of choice for millions of people, and introduced a lot of great products like Gmail and Earth. These are excellent and have proven that Google is a dynamic company that has been successful in harnessing user-centric technologies, but they need to do more to stay on top. Already, search engine companies in the East are gathering their might.

    One idea would be for Google to architect transparent wireless portals, which is what a Slashdot article hinted at a while back. If they had a wireless platform with which to utilize their current technologies for streaming 24/7 advertisement deliverables, they could maintain their position as the Kingpin of the information world.

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  56. You think that one was bad? by alispguru · · Score: 1
    During one of his Interplanetary Internet presentations, he talked about two big principles:

    Everything over IP

    IP on everything

    and mentioned he had a dog sweater with "IP on everything" on it.

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  57. The enemy of better is good enough by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    Google wants good ideas before they're made public (otherwise they'd just spend that money buying companies), but most of the popular good ideas orginated not from somebody who thought that today's technology was amazing, but somebody who saw today's software as okay but tedious. Bram Cohen recognized that peer to peer applications of the day were obtuse, untrustworthy and game-able, so he designed something clearly documented, with checks in place to balance leechers and liars.

    In a similar manner to how people who argue the efficacy of vi vs emacs miss the greater point that they're both programs lost in today's graphical computing world, I'm not certain hiring Mr. Cerf as a Chief Evanglist will lead to the creation of new profitable ideas. He is certainly qualified enough to say, "I'm not sure what you say is feasible" but once you've settled into some habits, forsaking them in the name of improvement is difficult. The only thing I can see that Cerf has done since TCP/IP is some Interplanetary Communication Protocol, and heavily evangelize his inventions. I don't mean to belittle his accomplishments, but merely point out that he doesn't appear to have been hired to create new technology, but rather to continue to promote his inventions that are still wildly useful twenty years later.

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  58. Now we know the final boss by jeffimix · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I beat the internet, the end guy was hard"

  59. Re:He did what? by kinglink · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah you know designing a form of networking that will last for 30 years, that's nothing major.

    The fact that we can do so much with TCP/IP is evidence that the creator actually had more sense then most people in this industry, trivilizing his stuff because you can name stuff built off of that is a joke.

    You make jokes about the size of ARPANET but what you don't realize is that those 9 computers were linked to each other, before that you'd have to have a direct line to each computer to call it a link, instead you could do one link to a central system to route the packages with out any major software really running. The idea of the ARPAnet is that it was a defensive infrastructure that could be attacked, and had nodes destroyed with out losing the entire network.

    And as for size, yeah it's 9 computers, what ever you want to believe.

    Just because you don't beliieve he's worth anything doesn't make him worth less. The fact is the guy actually invented something everyone uses now, that's incredible, a single standarized system of Control, that everyone can agree to, on all platforms, and hasn't been completely revolutionized for the most part for 30 years. Let's see your next development last more then 10 with out needing to be completely scrapped and reworked.

  60. Ideas Behind the Internet by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

    Computer communications were in use, but (and it a BIG but), most were point to point.

    A modem calls a modem, and transmits data. There were even "networks" moving data from computer to computer. Basically, you peered up and transferred traffic.

    All "routes" were static. Up-stream cooperation was needed to introduce a new "route".

    The ideas that (1) the routing could be made dynamic, (2) the routing could be pushed to the edge and (3) that protocol could be separated from physical transport were the innovative things.

    It still boggles my mind. Simple ideas; and revolutionary.

    This just wasn't the way of thinking through most of the 60s.

    If you think that you would have come up the underlying ideas -- more power to you.

    Ratboy (and I *was* there, and am still impressed).

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    1. Re:Ideas Behind the Internet by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      There is a time and place to gloat.

      If 30 years from now I'm still press-whoring about my projects and I haven't personally contributed things of note then you have my permission to repeat my words to my face. :-)

      I'd hope that 30 years from now I would have accomplished other things of note and that would be what I'm gloating about.

      Tom

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  61. Somewhat ironic that line... by suitepotato · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know he is going to jump right in here and start shoveling out new ideas for Google.

    Something about Google and shoveling just goes together so right given the massive piles of steaming **** poured out on the net in glowing praise of them when they are headed towards being every bit the behemoth IBM was and Microsoft is.

    Also, that shovelling might turn to bailing if Google stumbles and I don't doubt they will.

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  62. Vint Cerf? by babyblink · · Score: 1

    Google Sea? /me hands down slashdot ID.

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  63. Next step: Google Trading Cards by dr7greenthumb · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll trade you a Vint Cerf for 2 DBA's and a Project Manager.

  64. 1st Round Draft Pick? by Zemplar · · Score: 1

    How soon until we see Google scouting local university playing "fields" for the up and coming talent? Or, will Google simply continue buying and trading the top talent around like professional athletes?

    Odd, this seems to be the first real reason to have "professional" in the same sentence as "athlete."

    1. Re:1st Round Draft Pick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already happening

  65. Jesus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can jesus save me from your past?

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  67. TCP/IP was 1981. Google have hired a name. by matt+me · · Score: 1

    This guy worked on TCP/IP. You know TCP and IPv4 were published in 1981. That was 24 years ago. And technically, that internet is the same as ours now. And it's sure not perfect. They've tried to introduce IPv6, but a smooth transition just isn't possible. Sure, I don't think Cerf could have predicted 10^x IP addresses would ever be a problem, but we do have a real problem on our hands now. Someone should have thought of the illities! So what do Google even want to do with the aged developer of TCP/IP? What has he even been doing since 1981? The web only came in 1991, and Google in 1998.. They're work is all web-related (ok they have some POP and SMTP servers now), so maybe they want Cerf to develop IPvG, a new Ginternet that we all know who will control. I'd much rather have Tim Berner-Lee. The internet is just beeping down a phone line.

  68. Put your hands on your keyboard... by The+Beezer · · Score: 1

    and be HEALED, brother! The power of CERN compels you!

  69. Re:Vint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 hours from clicking on a link before getting the site? Sounds like my parents dial up...

  70. Re:Vint by RevengeOfPoopJuggler · · Score: 0

    It could be that he is an extra-terrestrial crash landed here and simply trying to communicate with his motherworld to send a ship and save him from this hell of stinky pink earthlings. Still pretty cool, though.

  71. Vint Cerf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vint Cerf?

    That guy was cool in Men in Black!

  72. Not the best media shot by dmccarty · · Score: 1

    In case you don't know who Vint Cerf is (he's the one on the right).

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  73. Re:He did what? by HackingYodel · · Score: 2, Funny

    To treat this guy as a god because 30 years ago he figured out that if you gave a box an address you could send packets to it ... my god, what a fucking genius! ...mumble.../rant

    I'm with ya! Like somebody uses TCP/IP these days, good God people!
    I can't belive the nerve of these losers to compare this acient crap to all YOUR Earth shaking inventions and contributions to computer science. I shudder to think of a world devoid of your greatness.

  74. Who's running Google, George Steinbrenner? by goldspider · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just like the Yankees, Google is throwing enormous piles of money at (nerd) superstars, hoping that all of that acquired talent will bring them to the top.

    Sure, that has (for the most part) worked rather well for the Yankees, but they are also highly criticized for their gluttonous payroll, and dare I say, anticompetetive behavior.

    How long will it take Google to earn that same scorn?

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    1. Re:Who's running Google, George Steinbrenner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As someone who has recently been through the recruiting process at Google and was offered a job, Google is certainly not throwing enormous piles of money around.

      Between the less than enormous pay and the *lack* of explanation regarding what work I'd actually be doing, I ended up turning down the job. It seems they are more interested in the people than the work they'll do.

      Google is certainly good at getting a lot of people on board, but they seem to be relying mostly on marketing to the engineer than showing them how they would be useful to the company.

      For some people the actual work being done matters.

  75. no by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Surplus of money? sure

    Shortage of ideas? Not so sure. I don't see why Cerf , being the father of the medium in which google is based, wouldn't be a uself hire.

  76. Re:He did what? by hostyle · · Score: 0

    Dude, get over it. You're either trolling to burn karma, or a jealous little haXor wannabe. Give it a rest.

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  77. Yeah, here's a Wikipedia link about that: by Headcase88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kharma Whoring

    I have a twisted sense of humour, I suppose.

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  78. Mod Parent Up by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

    GP argument doesn't account for Bell Labs.

    What is truly important about the way he/ she is looking at the question is that those are generally the types of organizations which collect / trumpet the most recognition for their work. Ergo, it doesn't account for places like Bell Labs or (probably, I haven't read beyond the wiki) Edison's Menlo Park. Just because you don't see basic research as being involved with the production of your Viagra doesn't mean it's not affecting other sciences.

  79. Mother of the Internet? by tushar · · Score: 2, Funny

    So if they can find the mother of the internet, will Google have the chance to create the Internets that we heard of?

  80. Sure, the strategy is research by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Same strategy as Bell Labs, Xerox PARC, HP labs, and (believe it or not) Microsoft Research. Google is the newest incarnation of the classic R&D lab--a great collection of brilliant engineers with freedom to invent. Let's see if they do a better job than Xerox or Microsoft of turning them into products.

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  81. Re:Vint by o-hayo · · Score: 1
    I'd prefer to call it the IPP, instead.

    And sometimes when IPP has transmission errors, you need to check your end-point sending unit to make sure the data stream is stable.

    Part of the IPP standard is that all cabling will be yellow in color, if someone uses red... well... lets not talk about that.

  82. Re:Vint by topical_surfactant · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Vint has been working with NASA / JPL and with these projects:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=161582&thresho ld=1&commentsort=0&tid=95&mode=thread&pid=13510971 #13512140

    Which support the development of international standards for protocols that don't break over long distances with lossy data link layers. The point being that with a proper delay-tolerant protocol, reliability goes up and long-distance links become more efficient. No one intends to surf the internet from Mars, but it would be nice to reliably send commands to and receive data from a rover via a secure link on a computer with just a standard internet connection. On top of this, a good deep-space protocol would get the information from source to destination whether or not the rover has a line-of-sight link or must go through an orbiting probe, and it would not require the scientist to worry about the messy details of setting up the link.

    All of this is missing from current space protocols. Interestingly enough, if you read through the delay-tolerant-networking research group's website ( http://www.dtnrg.org/ ), you'll see that these protocol standards have terrestrial applications with civilian, miltary and scientific projects.

  83. Re:Vint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that just going to be RFC 1149 with robots?

  84. Re:He did what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, it's like saying - Newton just did that calculus shit, what's the big deal.
    I can just run Mathematica now and it figures it out for me.

  85. Google Hires Vint Cerf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just to prove how bored I am at work, that's an anagram of:

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  87. In other news... by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

    Ballmer throws another chair.

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  88. troll parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frankly yes IP and TCP are useful and sent us headlong into the info tech age... but it's just a comms protocol. Nothing genius. You send X bytes, I ACK X bytes, ... I mean seriously not that super.

    Frankly yes Computers sent us headlong into the info tech age... but it's just ones and zeros. Nothing genius. ... I mean seriously not that super. Every six year old child could invent one, after five days of school. Or not.

  89. Re:Vint by Angostura · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't call you stupid, but you're looking at the wrong problem.

    If I remember correctly, the protocols he is working on isn't so much for people, it's for things. He was trying to come up with nice Internet-esque lightweight protocols that would be standardized and which could be used for communication between Earth and space probes, orbiters and landers etc.

    Currently, as I understand it, a lot of space communications uses proprietary reinvent-the-wheel systems each time; he's trying to come up with something cheaper, simpler, faster.

  90. Re:He did what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what have you, yourself, accomplished that is worthy of note?

  91. something big is happening... come on! by demmer · · Score: 0

    yeah, shock and awe.. your remember?

    of course something big is happening. nothing drives a stock marked noted company higher up in ratings as such headlines. thanks /. for that. where is independance and user opinion!?

    that hire is nothing more than the next chapter after that last microsoft hire. of course they grow and pick up good people on the way. WE give them the power to do that!

    fortunately we are still in the position to not use google. mail. map. messenger. usenet. calculator. answers. mobile. scholar. directory. images. translate. blog. code. earth! picasa. toolabar... and hmm... search.

    please everybody, take a look out of the box.

  92. Re:Vint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) The OSI model is pretty outdated.

    There may be a logical distinction between some of the layers, but only the lower ones. There is effectively one layer above transport (session? presentation? these have never and will never be used). Usually physical and data link are performed together by the same chip, so there isn't a meaningful distinctino there either.

    I'm not sure promoting this false diety is a good thing.

    2) Transport layer stuff is very dependant on delay. Even just straight TCP over satellite and other things with much smaller delays is an active research area with lots of problems to solve.

  93. google by lasse_2 · · Score: 1

    So will Google become the new AT&T ? Lars

  94. I disagree by HeLLFiRe1151 · · Score: 1

    I believe, I am the most important person alive.

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  95. Microsoft twist on this by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    All you can do is try to assemable the greatest group(s) of already provably inventive poeple you can find, put them in a positive, stimulating environment, and incent them to come up with something great.

    That is what Google is doing. That is exactly NOT what Microsoft, HP, et. al. are doing.


    Actually not true, Microsof thas spent some time doing exactly the same thing - hiring really smart people and putting them in Microsoft R&D. I can't thnk of specifics, but it seemed like it was people from all fields...

    However Microsoft R&D has produced almost nothing of practical value. So, the suspicious mind starts to wonder if perhaps all Microsoft R&D is there for is to keep these smart groups of people from producing something outside of Microsoft!

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    1. Re:Microsoft twist on this by Harbinjer · · Score: 1

      That's why Microsoft is so upset about google. Cause google is willing to invest in making real products out of its research.

      And their poaching people that MS wanted to not be poached.

      Google also has a better strategy in hiring people with a proven track record, and not just those proclaimed 'smart', but actually smart, focused, and hard working.

  96. Re:He did what? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    ok smart guy, how do you fo FEC error correction with an internet protocol?

    You have a stram of packet being sent from two satalites on two different planets, how would you sync the packets? bear in mind that one planet may be moving away from another whole the different satalits my be going towards each other.

    Now, I have never met VInt Cerf, and for all I know he was lucky and never had another good idea, otoh he may have invented a great new protocol that doesn't get implimented for market reasons.

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  97. Conjecture is fun but kinda pointless.. by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

    .. but why not?

    I read through the comments and I'm surprised there was no conjecture on what they could/are do(ing) with this hire (at least I didn't see any).

    Here's a fun idea: they use Cerf's large visionary ideas on how internets work and how data travels across the internet but implement all this using all that dark fiber they've been buying up like mad? Is it too radical to think that Google would re-invent the internet as we know it? Maybe now.. but in 10 years time??

    Or a less visionary thought: they're acquiring more resources with respect to internet infrastructure (fiber lines, guy who knows protocols, etc.) to do who knows what.

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  98. I am not being sarcastic, maybe a bit of an a-hole by maxrate · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have a lot of respect for Vinton. He even appeared on the kick-ass BBS documentary!-very cool of him. He is one of my heros (kinda). My comment/question is not specifically related to Vint himself, but people like him. -- People who made the initial innovation and sprung the thing forward.

    I don't know how technically competent he is to-date, however althought he came up with cool shit (tcp/ip) I get this impression (total intuition here) that he's pretty much useless 30 years later. Am I missing something? Am I wrong?

    For instance, I know he is a visionary... However, take a great number of reasonably bright people on slashdot for example. I bet you we (individually, for the most part) would come up with the same ideas, and basic concepts that he will while he's working at google.

    Don't get me wrong - the guy is good, he obviously is comfortable thinking in his own realm/sphere, but I bet you there are probably tcp/ip topics that blow his f-ing mind -- stuff that he can't even come up with. Or, I could be wrong. What is he doing there? What the heck was he doing at MCI? I'm sure the engineers at MCI probably think, what the F does Vint know about installing an OC48, or a DSLAM, or BGP routing, etc. I just can't see him getting his hands dirty. What are they hoping to accomplish with this guy?

    As far as the guy from Microsoft - he sounds pretty darn bright with all the speech technology he was working on. That guy sounds like he is in the know, and has the theory and practical under his belt, and the innovation floating on his brain 24/7.

    I'm not bashing Cerf, I just question what the hell good is he there? Someone tell me please. Remember - I like the guy.

  99. JUMP THE SHARK by snatchitup · · Score: 1

    This may go down as when Google finally "Jumped the Shark".

    No seriously, I used to work with the guy at MCI a decade ago.

    He did absolutely nothing for the company. He was just a name to pimp around.

  100. Re:He did what? by rodac · · Score: 1

    There is a lot of innovation going on in TCP even today.

    While the packet formats has not changed very much there is an incredible amount of research and development and progress in TCP algorithms.

    Read any papers by Sally floyd, google for TCP pacing, google for RED, ...

    A lot of things have happened with TCP over the years and a lot of new things are happening continously even today.

    If you think TCP is an old stale protocol you are mistaken.

  101. Vint says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why, why, why... I invented the Internet!"

    No, I thought that Al Gore invented the Internet?

    "Why, why, why... I invented Al Gore!!"

  102. Re:Next step: Google Trading Cards by RedNovember · · Score: 1

    I call your Cerf and raise you a Tim Berners-Lee.

    Wait, wrong game...

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  103. if Vint Cerf is the father... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if Vint Cerf is the father... then Al Gore is the mother !!!

  104. Vint Cerf @ Google by abunet · · Score: 1

    Another proof Google is moving towards GoogleNet!

  105. OK. by abulafia · · Score: 1
    That's my freaking point!

    Fair enough; I didn't get it the first pass. I wasn't there. Google might be stupid. I was, perhaps, projecting. My Fault.

    /me, who didn't even graduate from school

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  106. Re:He did what? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    When I get something of major note I'll let you know.

    You can also see me at toorcon this year :-)

    Tom

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  107. He seems like Timothy Leary! by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    This guy was my ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-boss's boss's boss.

    I've talked to him before.

    I've also seen Timothy Leary (RIP) speak.

    Let me just say for the record: Their voice, their mannerisms, the way they talk -- they completely remind me of each other!!!!!!!

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  108. Re:Vint by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

    A Simpson's episode which applies to your post:

    Marge: I've made space-lemonade!

    Nerd: What exactly about the lemonade makes it "space-lemonade"?

    Marge: Look, I don't want to start a whole thing out of this.

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