User: ReidMaynard

Damn, That's One Ugly Shark

On: Rare Shark Filmed in Japan

FP

What's Old Is New Again!

On: Microsoft's "Immortal Computing" Project

Punched Tape!

This just in.....

On: Exploding Robots May Scout Hazardous Asteroids

New Space robots look amazing like a 1972 Ford Pinto ...

In a related story.....

On: Exploding Robots May Scout Hazardous Asteroids

NASA announces the hiring of Wile E. Coyote to a Senior Staff position....

Yogurt!

On: Something in Your Food is Moving

Now with FHG-4532 !
(what's that? My License plate)

or...

On: Pictures of Titan's Lakes

Or...God has a leaky blue pen

10 Best VAR Profit Makers For 2007

On: 10 Best IT Products Of 2006

Thank You

I'm Ready!

On: Quantum Cryptography Ready For Wide Adoption?

I just ordered my Flying Car today, with optional quantum encryption!

running W2K?

On: Vista's TCP/IP Promises and Perils

...then nothing to see here...

Rich People Have all the Money!

On: Richest 2% Own Half the World's Wealth

It's not an Onion story?

Re:Unstoppable 1,500-Year Climate Cycle

On: BBC Wants Evidence of Climate Science Bias

never stand in front of a 1,500cc Cycle...

"Click Once and Run."

On: Changing Climates for Microsoft and Google

remindes me of

Light fuse...run away.

Umm

On: Why HD-DVD and Blu-ray Are DOA

In a few years, you'll buy every episode of The West Wing..

Oh God...make it stop...

Fifth Largest IT Disaster

On: Biggest IT Disaster Ever?

In 2003 my "D" drive crashed, restore of backups failed, and I lost all my, um.... graphics.

My Prediction for 2007

On: First of the OLPCs Built

At least one terrorist video will reveal a OLPC in the background.

OMG

On: Steve Ballmer's Thoughts On Free Software

India first to invent Time Machine!

Sir..

On: NASA Struggles To Contact Lost Mars Probe

"Our probe, Hamster One, seems to have lost contact right near Uranus..."

I too look to the future

On: Microsoft Interested In More Linux Deals

And look forward to running Flying Chair Linux...

I saw this last night !

On: Who Wants To Be a Cognitive Neuroscientist Millionaire?

My wife loves this show. He actually passed on the $1M and kept the $500,000 -- It was something thought to watch him. He thought he knew the answer to the $1M (the question was which ship was not [boarded/sunk?] during the Boston Tea Party). He thought he knew the answer, even gave it out loud, but said he wasn't sure enough. I think he yelled DAMN three times when Merideth told him the correct (his) answer.

Secure?

On: Remote Data Access Solutions?

Do you really mean encrypted? If so, what's wrong with https ?

Re:Convictions?

On: Phishers Arrested In Eastern Europe and US

They are sentenced to eating Filet-O-Phish for eternity.

No Brainer

On: How To Manage a Security Breach?

Since he consults, he does not set policy. He informed management (best keep a record(s) of that), it's their call.

Not Far Enough

On: Does Offshoring Threaten Combat Software?

I bet we (the USA) could have a standing army of 1,000,000 or more with a few well placed Television Adverts and Recruitment Centers thruout mainland China.

Re:Who is MS targeting this new version of CE to?

On: Windows CE 6 Arrives Complete with Kernel Source

Just wait 18 months :p

Like me

On: Antarctic Microbes Could Live on Mars

They too probably have long underwear *under* their jeans...