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  1. Two Ducks on Longhorn Server Will Stress Virtualization · · Score: 1

    Two ducks walk into a bar
    One duck asks the other, "What time is it?"
    "Time to drink!" he replies.

  2. Re:Let's call it what it is -- prohibition. on Australia Outlaws Incandescent Light Bulb · · Score: 1

    except:
    (1) these flourescents have mercury, so they are worse for the environment once in the landfill.
    (2) they last longer if you leave them on - flourescents have limited on/off cycles and can burn out faster than incandescents in many home applications.

  3. Why Am I Suddenly Thinking on MPAA and FBI Help To Train Swedish Police · · Score: 1

    Why am I suddenly thinking of puppet-police all talking like Swedish Chef from The Muppets..

  4. School? on Ethics of Proxy Servers? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this a high school? Jr High? University?
    I think if the expected student is a minor (HS or Jr High) I would pass.

  5. God Hates Kansas on Kansas Adopts New Science Standards · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at all the tornados.

  6. Isn't It Obvious? on US Lags World In Broadband Access · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Tubes are cloging.

  7. Re:Like other famous finds in history on Cancer Drug Found; Scientist Annoyed · · Score: 2, Informative
  8. Re:Massively parallel?! on Supercruncher Applications · · Score: 1

    With his excessive use of "massively" this is obviously a ginormous supercruncher.

  9. First Cow on VeriChip Implants 222 People With RFID · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mooo

  10. THIS IS EXCITING on Wikipedia Founder Introduces Wiki Magazine Sites · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    MORE INTERNET TUBES!!

  11. I Know on Auditors Report FBI Fails in Tracking Lost Laptops · · Score: 3, Funny
    A startling 51 of these machines had unknown information -- in other words the FBI never knew what they lost.

    Playboy.com : Girls of the FBI

  12. Re:Let's be fair, here: on Did Gates Fib About H1-B Salaries? · · Score: 1

    +1 insightfull

  13. Did anyone else misread the headline..? on Some European Moves Towards Linux · · Score: 1

    ..Some Europeans Move in with Linus

  14. Re:try www.gmail.com on Google Opens Gmail To All · · Score: 1

    whoops my bad .. it wants the cell phone

  15. try www.gmail.com on Google Opens Gmail To All · · Score: 1

    There's a big Sign Up For Gmail link

  16. times change on One Laptop Per Child Security Spec Released · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People use to leave keys in their car all the time in the olden days.

  17. My God on Measure Anything with a Camera and Software · · Score: 1
  18. You can tell my house... on Your House Is About To Be Photographed · · Score: 1

    It's the one with the dogs humping in the yard...

  19. Damnit Jim... on Want to Take On An Open/Unsolved Problem? · · Score: 1

    I've got problems of my own here..

  20. Shocking! on Adverts Mysteriously Appended to YouTube Clips · · Score: 1

    Corporations stoop to cheap, possible illegal advertizing gimics.

  21. Free The Fruits? on Freeing the Good Stuff From University Labs · · Score: 1

    Please, don't add your personal overtones.

  22. Uh-Oh on Congress Hears From Muzzled Scientists · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Lara,

    On second thought, Earth is a little....eh.
    I'll keep looking.

    Love,
    Jor-El

  23. It Was Delicious on Windows Vista Launches To Mixed Reactions · · Score: 1

    I Had the Vista Mixed Grill for Lunch

  24. My Money Is On... on On Electricity (Generation) · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..Hybrid Sweaters!

  25. Make Your Own Orientation Movie on What Do You Do for New User Orientation? · · Score: 1

    With Hand Puppets!