Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side] Larry Johnson: Sorry about the... Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration. [the man hands him his license] Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2) [Mac ticks off two fingers] Larry Johnson: Sorry. [the man laughs a little] Foster: Is there something funny here boy? Larry Johnson: Oh, no. Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? [pause] Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one] Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs] Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing] Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger] Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6) Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man] Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
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Farmer: God Damn Space Bastards !
(Fires Shotgun)
Shhh... you want to spoil the Third Act?
I think Lyamin meant the arrest of Reiser not the disappearance/murder of his wife. Of course, I'm probably bitting the troll.
and an amazing 0% of Political Science students!
They learn quick, don't they.
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Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)
Wow, you are older than I imagined.
Dave ... you may want to close your bathrobe before the video conference ...
at summer camp
It makes the electrons dizzy.
Come'on kids, it's fun.
IBM is just crazy.
Phrases like ..claims that the product we delivered them was slow and unresponsive.. really means
Time for Hookers and Booze.
(AP Cupertino, CA) A mysterious fire is raging out of control at the Symantic HQ on 20330 Stevens Creek Blvd.
After work I will busy myself inventing new tube blockers..
Keep a low profile.
or to the new ADD protocol ! (Anonymous Domestic Duster)
Let me add..hot and very humid..due mostly to billions of additional sweaty humans.
I bid..$117 for OpenGL
..you don't always need technology to excite the imagination.. When I was 12, my friend's older sisters excited my imagination.
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