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  1. Re:Give ARM a chance. on ARM Unveils Next-Gen Processor, Claims 5x Speedup · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was looking at the woman in the red dress.

    Best reply EVER! esp. if you made the connection....not so funny if you didn't get it, I suppose.

  2. I, for one, welcome... on Stanford Robot Car Capable of Slide Parking · · Score: 1

    our new robotic valet overlords.

  3. Re:If Hollywood has taught us anything... on Oil Leak Could Be Stopped With a Nuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    .....some geek gets laid.

    Let me be the first to volunteer!

    [cricket-cricket]

  4. Re:Walmart on Steve Jobs Recommends Android For Fans of Porn · · Score: 1

    I would agree with you on every point, in regards to Walmart. You can't bitch about a store's decision to sell or not sell products; if you don't like them, don't shop there. No one says you have to shop at Walmart.....just like no one says you have to have an iPhone. If you don't like how the iPhone is being policed, er, managed, then don't buy it to begin with. I'm so tired of all the discussion on that device. Get something more open like an Android and move on.

  5. Re:Safety Critical on Toyota Pedal Issue Highlights Move To Electronics · · Score: 1

    Too much work for the non /.er. Just install Windows and wait for the next passing malware/update/sw patch/power surge to disable the car entirely. Brings a new meaning to the term 'BSOD'.

  6. Re:Safety Critical on Toyota Pedal Issue Highlights Move To Electronics · · Score: 1

    Your mileage may vary depending on your transmission, brakes, and engine.

    Fixed that for ya.

  7. Re:Bullshit on OSU President Cans Anthrax Vaccine Research On Primates · · Score: 1

    Well said!

  8. I, for one, on Building a Global Cyber Police Force · · Score: 1

    do NOT welcome our global police overlords!

  9. Yes, but... on Intel Says Brain Implants Could Control Computers By 2020 · · Score: 1

    can it play crysis?

  10. Re:book-a-minute summaries on The Gathering Storm Discussion · · Score: 1

    LOL, I never read any of these books, but I thought this post was funny.

  11. Re:More information on Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    The Microsoft address book has no Robert Morgan in R&D

    Well, maybe his Display Name is Bob Morgan.

  12. Re:Is this story a hoax? on Spyware Prank Exposes Hospital Medical Records · · Score: 1

    Is this story a hoax? There is only one other report, and that report is identical...

    Hoax? didn't you RTFA? there's a link to the official news release from the US DOJ.