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  1. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! on Sanyo Develops Corn-Based Biodegradeable CD · · Score: 1
    Granted, most /.ers have never had a real woman in bed, so you'll have to take my word for it.

    I once had one. Then I started reading Slashdot.

  2. Re:WOMEN ARE EVIL! on Sanyo Develops Corn-Based Biodegradeable CD · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I agree that women are evil. In fact, I have found a wonderful proof for it, which this margin is just big enough to contain:

    Women require time and money:

    Women = time * money.

    Time is money:

    Women = money^2.

    Money is the root of all evil:

    Money = sqrt(evil). Hence money^2 = evil

    Conclusion: Women = evil.

  3. Re:And do you call the empty part in the middle... on Sanyo Develops Corn-Based Biodegradeable CD · · Score: 1

    (Voice of Beavis) I am Cornholio! I need CD for my bumhole!

  4. Re:burns hot? on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 1

    just make it fusion-power itself

  5. Transmeta on AMD to debut multi-core CPUs in 2005 · · Score: 1
    How about it Transmeta? Let's see a version of Linux that does not run on top of the the translation layer.

    AFAIK, the translation layer of Transmeta CPUs is a good thing, as it can optimize the code on the fly. There is a cache for translated code, so this will mostly benefit repeating stuff like scientific computing.

    However, I completely agree with your point of discarding x86. Switching to a different CPU seems like the least hardware issue, at least with Linux and BSDs. Unfortunately things are different for the masses that use closed source. Besides, my next computer will probably be an x86 anyway as I can't afford anything technically superior.

  6. Definition of a good hobby on The Cost of Distributed Client Computing? · · Score: 1
    • It takes a lot of time
    • It takes a lot of money
    • It is utterly useless
    ;-)
  7. Re:Cautionary note on Transmeta Introduces The Efficeon · · Score: 1
    Via's Nehemiah core (what a name!) is not as efficient as the modern x86 cores, so running an Eden at 1GHz is approximately the same as a P3 at 6-800 MHz, if you could buy such a thing.

    It's the C3 processor that now has the Nehemiah core. Eden is a different CPU altogether, and AFAIK less powerful per MHz than the C3. (To be precise, the Nehemiah version is called C3-2 to separate it from the older C3 with the Ezra core.)

    Now, the CPU has other things which make up for it, hardware-assisted mpeg-2 playback

    Via's EPIA motherboards have a _chipset_ that does hardware MPEG2 decoding. It's not in the CPU.

  8. moving parts on Transmeta Introduces The Efficeon · · Score: 1
    If you add a ide->compactflash converter and use one of their fanless 55w psu's you've got a machine with *no* moving parts.

    BZZT! Wrong! It will still have moving electrons. :-)

    Besides, switching power supplies sometimes make high-pitched noise (at the switching frequency). But well designed systems have this frequency outside the audible range.

  9. I for one, imagine... on Boot a CD and Make Your X-Box Join the Cluster · · Score: 1

    In Soviet AI research, XBOX cluster imagines YOU!

  10. Re:Let calculate Pi! on New Seti@Home Client to be Open to Other Projects · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, that would mean I needed a longer sig. With the /. limitations, there's no point in calculating more than a couple of decimals.

  11. In other news... on Microsoft Wins Browser War, Abandons 'Innovation' · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scientists have discovered that the liquid phase of dihydrogen monoxide has a peculiar property called 'wetness'.

  12. Re:who is the smartass that will explain... on What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard? · · Score: 1
    I second the symmetry argument, even if my laptop only has the left one. I also think this is an issue of getting used to one way or the other. It's not a huge difference like Emacs vs. VI. I can't imagine things getting easier or harder if I switched Ctrl and Capslock.

    While it's always possible to customize the hell out of your system, things can get weird whenever you need to use a different computer. (I get this problem often as I live in Finland but prefer a US/UK keyboard layout for hacking.)

    Of course, this argument does not mean we should Switch(TM) to Windows because everyone else uses it. It would seriously affect how we get our work done. But the Ctrl/Capslock thing would hardly affect it.

  13. Alt? GRRRR! on What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard? · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, it's pretty annoying to have to use AltGr for some punctuation marks like []{}\^, because the Scandinavian characters are in their place. Shift is fine because you can use one hand for that while pressing the key with another, but there's only one AltGr. Most of the relevant keys are on the right, just like AltGr.

    This is why I use a British keyboard layout for almost everything, and setxkbmap fi or loadkeys fi-latin1 if I need to write in my native Finnish. Also, it's possible to get accents using special key combinations in X and console, so for short phrases I use those instead of the layout switch.

    It also pisses me off that the Scandinavian keyboards have more changes (wrt US/UK) than what our alphabet requires. The punctuations are in truly horrible places for any coding, latex and shell work. I'm sure many would agree that the Gr refers not to graphical/greek characters, but to the frustration: GRRR! ;-)

  14. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on Extreme Programming Refactored · · Score: -1, Troll

    I, for one, welcome our new extreme programlords.

  15. Re:Reinventing the wheel? That's the Linux way!! on Replacing the Aging Init Procedure on Linux · · Score: 1

    Gnu's Not Unix. Linux Is Not UniX. RMS said in the GNU manifesto that copying Unix is not essential, and GNU will have improvements where appropriate.

  16. Re:Not Natural on Replacing the Aging Init Procedure on Linux · · Score: 1
    The one day Satan came along and tried to ruin it all by replacing init with some rubbish written in Python.

    How ironic. The snake in the paradise is portrayed as evil, whereas he was only bringing more knowledge for the people. Makes Adam and Eve look like nice, obedient DRM-welcoming consumers who are scared by any extra information. Perhaps the Bible was written by M$ after all?

  17. Re:Why recycle?? on Japan Introduces Consumer-Paid Computer Recycling · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new computer leftoverlords into the Beowulf cluster I just imagined.

  18. Re:The reality of popcorn for the jobless on The Surprising Benefits of Being Unemployed · · Score: 1
    I bought myself a popcorn making machine for $20. Basically it's a big "hot air generating machine".

    I think that has more to do with corporate upper-level management than unemployment...

    You throw your popcorn kernels in,

    What, don't you have to compile them first?

  19. Re:Can't wait for Italy to look at the code on China Prepares To Examine MS Windows Code · · Score: 1

    But it's the Chinese who are more used to reading and writing such incomprehensible mess.

  20. Re: pr0n in 200 mS on Software Tweak Makes Linux Boot In Under 200 ms · · Score: 1

    BTW, mS stands for milli-Siemens. Siemens is the European equivalent of mho (inverse ohm). Goes quite well with pr0n I guess *splat*

  21. Re:eh? on Software Tweak Makes Linux Boot In Under 200 ms · · Score: 1
    Could anyone think about the 386SX/20 please???

    I couldn't think of it, but my Beowulf AI of 386SX/16s just imagined it.

  22. mS? on Software Tweak Makes Linux Boot In Under 200 ms · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Real men boot their machines with M$. *ducks*

  23. News? on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test6 Released · · Score: 1

    News for obsessive-compulsive upgraders. Stuff that antimatters.

  24. Re:Jump ship? Never on Windows 2003 takes 5% away from Linux · · Score: 1

    To put the popularity argument in perspective: Windows is the best OS in the same way as McDonald's makes the best food.

  25. Re: Linux comparison on Y: A Successor to the X Window System · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I was under the impression Linus started work on Linux while an undergraduate student?

    True, but Linus didn't plan it as the next big thing that replaces Unix and Windows. It turned out quite well after years of work by many contributors, and the same thing might as well happen to Y. It's too early to predict anything, so in the meantime it's probably best to do as Linus says: forget about competition and just focus on writing good software.