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What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard?

Jeff Bauer writes "Today's article in The Straight Dope explains all the weird keys that come with standard PC keyboards. Now if someone could just explain what the 'Alt Graph' key does on my Sun keyboard, enlightement would be at hand ..."

866 comments

  1. real application! by Wakkow · · Score: 5, Funny

    How you know it's TRUE Straight Dope:

    "In command-line environments such as DOS, the pipe symbol can add functionality to a DOS command. The way I most frequently use it is when doing a directory listing (DIR) on a large directory with hundreds of files. Say I type "DIR" at the command prompt like so:

    C:\Una\Lesbian Porn>DIR

    . . . then the 22,000 files in that directory scroll past so fast I can't see their names. However, if I apply the pipe function at the command prompt like this:

    C:\Una\Lesbian Porn>DIR | more

    . . . then the display will show me one screen of files at a time, with a "More" at the bottom. To display the next screen of files, I hit any key to continue, until all of the files in the directory have been listed (or I break, by pressing Ctrl-C). This is similar to using the "/p" modifier, such as "DIR /p," to display directory information a page at a time."


    Not only do they explain it, but give a real life situation where it'd be useful! It's always hard to sort through 22,000 lesbian porn pics.

    1. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he meant videos!

    2. Re:real application! by r_glen · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorting through them is easy... it's VIEWING them in DOS that gets tricky.

    3. Re:real application! by dark-br · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's always hard to sort through 22,000 lesbian porn pics.

      Try "| sort | more" instead :)

    4. Re:real application! by mattACK · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Also, in WinXP or higher, you can pipe text into the copy buffer. I use this all the time.
      type reallybigfile.txt | clip
      More stupid cmd tricks -
      for /r c:\ %i in (*.jpg) do @echo %i %~ni %~di

      -OR-

      mountvol c: /d
      Don't try the last one unless you save your open files. And yes, the system will let you unmount the system drive.
      --


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    5. Re:real application! by tokaok · · Score: 1

      my ASCII porn > your mp3 porn !!!!!1!1!LOL!!!!!!111

    6. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually dos had some nice picture viewing software...

    7. Re:real application! by treat · · Score: 5, Funny
      Also, in WinXP or higher, you can pipe text into the copy buffer. I use this all the time.

      Can Linux do this? If not, Windows is better than Linux.

    8. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the author is a married women as indicated by the phrase "nee Anthracite" indicating her maiden name

    9. Re:real application! by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Can Linux do this?"

      No, it requires a mouse.

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    10. Re:real application! by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      yes, the system will let you unmount the system drive.

      Gotta love Windows... >:-\

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      I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
    11. Re:real application! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      heheh. Man I hope the mods are in good humor today.

    12. Re:real application! by realdpk · · Score: 2, Informative

      # mkfifo booda
      # cat text > booda

      in another window:

      # cat booda > somefile

      voila

    13. Re:real application! by Darren.Moffat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Linux - no it is a kernel and doesn't have a copy buffer ;-)

      Serious though, it depends on which distribution you use and what bits you have installed.

      WindowMaker comes with a command to do this.

      Openwindows (the XView stuff not the OLIT stuff) on SunOS came with a util to do this.

      Standard MIT X Windows also comes with a cut and paste history which lets you "go both ways" between files and the "cut buffer(s)".

    14. Re:real application! by shird · · Score: 5, Informative

      'clip' is not a program which comes default installed with WinXP. Try it and see.

      You must have it installed from somewhere else, or as part of the admin pack or whatever. Its obvioulsy just a program which puts the stdin input into the clipboard, pretty useful, but not included by default.

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    15. Re:real application! by WatertonMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      In OSX it is ls | pbcopy

    16. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now here is exactly another example of why a person should run linux. So, sure there is:

      /Una/LesbianPorn/ls |more (like dir|more)

      But it also has the flexibility to offer: /Una/LesbianPorn/ls | tail

      Or if you prefer: /Una/LesbianPorn/ls | head

      If you know how much head or tail you want, you could, for example run:

      /Una/LesbianPorn/ls | tail -n20

      or /Una/LesbianPorn/ls | head -n20

      Much more satisfying

    17. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      in X xsel, its not part of X, but clip is not part of default win install either

    18. Re:real application! by TheRealSlimShady · · Score: 4, Funny

      Surely if it's lesbian porn theres no head, only lots of tail?

    19. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      the windows example was piping output from a command line application into the system clipboard (as in copy/paste). Your example is quite different.

    20. Re:real application! by rwuest · · Score: 5, Informative

      get xclip http://people.debian.org/~kims/xclip/, install, then

      $ ls | xclip -i

      does what you'd expect.

    21. Re:real application! by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

      Heh, I use Win95 PowerToys instead (even though I used Win 2k). It has a "Send to X..." applet. It adds new items in your "send to" context menu submenu. I always use send filename to clipboard. The problem is, since it's a windows 9x applet, it converts text into windows-1252. And when I paste the result into a windows 2k program, it interprets the text as a shift-jis byte sequence. Which is actually convenient when I want to read what the jumbled up filenames mean that I get from WinMX, but I digress...

    22. Re:real application! by SEE · · Score: 5, Informative

      Correct. clip isn't built in.

      Clip is one of the utilities from http://www.cmdtools.com/ .

    23. Re:real application! by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "mountvol c: /d"

      Amazingly, the OS doesn't seem to mind having it's drive unmounted. I'm typing this right now with my C drive unmounted.

    24. Re:real application! by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      she could still be a lesbian

    25. Re:real application! by hikaru1 · · Score: 1

      for /r c:\ %i in (*.jpg) do @echo %i %~ni %~di

      what does this do?

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    26. Re:real application! by dynoman7 · · Score: 1

      If you pipe that to clippy, does that damn paper clip come up and read it to you?

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    27. Re:real application! by sjwt · · Score: 1

      im pritty sure you can head and tail in XP, but not limit it to a specific number..

      been too long since ive run *nix to rember
      what exacatly head and tail dose :)
      but try /O and /O-

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    28. Re:real application! by rolocroz · · Score: 3, Informative

      And, as you might expect, pbpaste lets you access what's currently on the clipboard.

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      I meta-mod all positive moderation Unfair, because it's abuse of the system.

    29. Re:real application! by Siriaan · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's always hard to sort through 22,000 lesbian porn pics.

      You're new here, aren't you?

    30. Re:real application! by Brummund · · Score: 1

      Two other ways of getting the filename to the clipboard without leaving the keyboard, albeit somewhat cumbersome:

      1) Select the file (using arrow keys or the mouse ), press F2, CTRL-C and ESC

      2) Select the file, hit right menu button, 'm' (for rename), CTRL-C and ESC

    31. Re:real application! by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      To display the next screen of files, I hit any key to continue, until all of the files in the directory have been listed (or I break, by pressing Ctrl-C)

      I have the reverse problem. I DONT have a key that everyone talks about. Where is the ANY key located? I've never seen it on a keyboard in my life and yet people tell me to use it.

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    32. Re:real application! by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      apt-get install xclip

    33. Re:real application! by yog · · Score: 1

      doesn't work for me in redhat 8, KDE 3.1.4, XFree86 4.3.0
      seems to just make some previous clipboard item active again.

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    34. Re:real application! by revmoo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Also, in WinXP or higher, you can pipe text into the copy buffer. I use this all the time.
      type reallybigfile.txt | clip


      Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600] (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp. C:\Documents and Settings\revmoo>echo moo | clip

      'clip' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
      Care to elaborate?
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    35. Re:real application! by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      I often criticize Windows for various reasons, but this is really no worse than typing #rm -r .* (without the "#") and having your current and parent directories deleted. When I'm using the command line, I don't want the computer to second-guess my decisions by default.

    36. Re:real application! by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      sorting 22,000 lesbian porn pics... writing a program to do that is part of my full time job. (Not kidding, i had to help create a content management system to hold about 50K porn pics, about half of which are lesbian) I love my job

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    37. Re:real application! by pebs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh, no.. We're talking about unmounting drives that are in use here. So try it:

      # umount /dev/hda1
      umount: /: device is busy
      umount: /: device is busy

      so maybe umount -f /dev/hda1 will do the trick (forces unmount). So lets try it:

      # umount -f /dev/hda1
      umount2: Device or resource busy
      umount: /dev/hda1: not mounted
      umount: /: Illegal seek
      umount2: Device or resource busy
      umount: /: device is busy

      Nope. Looks like this is a Windows-only feature. I guess Windows must be the more powerful OS...

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      #!/
    38. Re:real application! by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 2, Informative
      Mac OS X can do this via pbcopy and pbpaste, the pb standing for the NeXT-ism "pasteboard," or what Mac users normally call the clipboard.

      For example, is you issue the command:

      cat somefile | pbcopy

      the clipboard receives the contents of somefile, whereas if you type:

      pbpaste > somefile

      puts the contents of the clipboard into the file somefile.

    39. Re:real application! by System.IO · · Score: 1

      In WinXP the console has a scrollbar ;]

      I'm pretty sure KDE and Gnome do too.

    40. Re:real application! by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Yeah....funny how I can't remember the names now tho. Some of them had some cool features for doing slideshows, auto-resizing, etc that I can't seem to find on any modern viewers. One of the old WFW viewers I remember using was LView.

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    41. Re:real application! by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed the content but this has to hold the record for longest running off-topic thread with the most positive karma points awarded...rofl. I'm WAAAY down the list of comments so far and havent' found one for scroll lock yet...haha.

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    42. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lollers

    43. Re:real application! by jelle · · Score: 1

      "redhat 8"

      Hmm. Maybe try calling the RedHat support number?

      It works fine on Debian sid after a simple 'apt-get install xclip'...

      btw thanks for the tip rwuest.

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    44. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    45. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bug, not a feature

    46. Re:real application! by the+darn · · Score: 1

      No, it's a "he," who just recently changed his username on the SDMB from Anthracite to Una Persson or whatever.

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    47. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is on Windows 2003 Server:

      Microsoft Windows [Version 5.2.3790]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2003 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\WINDOWS\system32>clip /?

      CLIP

      Description:
      Redirects output of command line tools to the Windows clipboard.
      This text output can then be pasted into other programs.

      Parameter List:
      /? Displays this help message.

      Examples:
      DIR | CLIP Places a copy of the current directory
      listing into the Windows clipboard.

      CLIP < README.TXT Places a copy of the text from readme.txt
      on to the Windows clipboard.

    48. Re:real application! by ssstraub · · Score: 1


      Also, in WinXP or higher

      What's this "or higher" you speak of?

    49. Re:real application! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      'clip' is not a program which comes default installed with WinXP.

      Right; that's "clippy," and he helps you write letters.

    50. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant to say 'Sorting through them is easy... it's VIEWING them in DOS that gets sticky.'

    51. Re:real application! by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can Linux do this? If not, Windows is better than Linux.

      The only time I can see this being useful is if your terminal app is too crippled to allow you to copy and paste natively.

      So, this isn't a great innovative feature, it's a clever workaround for some other fundamental brain-damage.

    52. Re:real application! by penguin7of9 · · Score: 1
      It's a five-line script:
      #!/usr/bin/wish
      wm withdraw .
      set data [read stdin 9999999]
      clipboard clear
      clipboard append $data
      Use like the Windows version:
      $ cat /usr/dict/words | clip
    53. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a common misconception-it's not actually on the keyboard. The ANY key is on the back of your computer, it's usually orange and says "115" or "240" or something like that. Slide it up and down whenever a program asks for the ANY key.

    54. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      LOLLERSKATEZ

    55. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have the reverse problem. I DONT have a key that everyone talks about. Where is the ANY key located? I've never seen it on a keyboard in my life and yet people tell me to use it.

      It's right next to the cents sign, like on real typewriters.

    56. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Surely if it's lesbian porn theres no head, only lots of tail?

      Shows what you know.

    57. Re:real application! by jrothlis · · Score: 1

      type reallybigfile.txt | clip

      I tried this and it doesn't work.

    58. Re:real application! by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      -l Lazy unmount. Detach the filesystem from the filesystem hierarchy now, and cleanup all references to the filesystem as soon as it is not busy anymore. (Requires kernel 2.4.11 or later.).

      (from man umount).

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    59. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so now explain that second button on those Windows mice.

    60. Re:real application! by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux?

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    61. Re:real application! by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      It would if I was logged in as admin.
      It's a good page out of the UNIX handbook that more windows users should read.
      Only run as admin if you need to.

    62. Re:real application! by rudmer · · Score: 1

      it also works on Win2k with SP4.

      you can only open the start menu and change the keyboard language...

    63. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows' terminal app (cmd.exe) does have mouse-based copy/paste, in fact it's very similar to X (instead of the middle button, use the right).

    64. Re:real application! by SEE · · Score: 1

      Right, but the claim was that it was in "WinXP or higher". The Microsoft version is included in Windows 2003, and was in the resource kit for NT 4.0 and Windows 2000, and is in the XP Embedded Server Command Line Tools. Microsoft probably hands it out other places, too.

      But it's not in XP itself. If you don't have access to one of the Microsoft versions, then the place to go is cmdtools.com and get their version.

    65. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in kde you can look at last page of.
      http://www.linux-magazine.com/issue/36/KDE_Sc ripti ng_DCOP.pdf

    66. Re:real application! by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah... in NeXTStep it was called the Pasteboard?

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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    67. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, hard it is...

    68. Re:real application! by guru_Stew · · Score: 1

      whats wrong with the cut command?
      ie
      for i in `cat /etc/passwd`
      do
      name=`echo $i | cut -f1 -d :`
      userdel $name
      done

    69. Re:real application! by LinuxGeek8 · · Score: 1

      The only time I can see this being useful is if your terminal app is too crippled to allow you to copy and paste natively.

      Hmm, if xclip works on a console, then you can easily cut and paste between console and X. With just the mouse, you can't cut and paste between gpm and X, so it seems rather usefull to me.

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    70. Re:real application! by Diamon · · Score: 1

      'clip' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

    71. Re:real application! by opk · · Score: 1
      Look for a program named xselection.

      You'll probably want to use an alias or function for it. I use:

      xc () {
      xselection PRIMARY -${@:+-} $@
      }
    72. Re:real application! by tfheen · · Score: 1

      apt-get install xclip

    73. Re:real application! by beuges · · Score: 1

      Not all of us windows users use the mouse for *everything*

      If there's a keyboard shortcut, I'll probably use it - its less effort for me to make a few extra keystrokes than move my hand over to the mouse and back to the keyboard.

    74. Re:real application! by trynis · · Score: 1

      This article shows one way to do it under KDE. It's explained on page 3.

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    75. Re:real application! by Novus · · Score: 1

      it's VIEWING them in DOS that gets tricky.

      Not with this little viewer.

    76. Re:real application! by Urkki · · Score: 2, Informative

      You apparently have never copy-pasted something very long from terminal window... Sure you can scroll, but it's still pita if it's even moderately long.

    77. Re:real application! by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      it lists all the jpg files under c:\ in the following format: full_path filename drive (eg c:\foo\chick.jpg chick.jpg c:)

    78. Re:real application! by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      ah this is cool! A command line to list all mp3s into a text file:

      for /r c:\ %i in (*.mp3) do @echo %i %~ni %~di > mymp3s.txt

      now.. how can we elaborate this for all known drives on the system....

    79. Re:real application! by rikkards · · Score: 1

      regarding your sig, I saw your response coming about a mile away. What does that make you? (joke)

    80. Re:real application! by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Most of this stuff can be found on usenet. I usually do a groups search on google including the words batch and for. Or you can always do a "help for" in a command prompt.

    81. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why don't you run this command as root
      on your system and tell me about the output.

    82. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . then the display will show me one screen of files at a time, with a "More" at the bottom. To display the next screen of files, I hit any key to continue, until all of the files in the directory have been listed (or I break, by pressing Ctrl-C). This is similar to using the "/p" modifier, such as "DIR /p," to display directory information a page at a time."

      Now, Where the hell is that f*#$&! "any" key?

    83. Re:real application! by olderchurch · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try irfanview an excellent image viewer, with automatic resize and slideshow!

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    84. Re:real application! by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      What does that make you?

      "-1 Unfunny" would be my guess. :-)

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    85. Re:real application! by lithandie · · Score: 1
      Note, he said WinXP or higher . . .

      For My money, Linux is way higher than WinXP

    86. Re:real application! by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that works, too, but I usually want to copy whole paths (not just filenames) of a bunch of files at once. I use a little Java prog I wrote to save a list of file paths into a text file, then after some modification with a text editor, I use another Java prog to rename mp3 files and whatnot into a batch. My favorite text editor doesn't do Unicode, and unicode batch files don't work under win2k, so I had to resort to using notepad and writing my own batch emulation app. If I find enough free time in the future, I'd like to work on a text editor.

      What was the original article again? Oh yeah, scroll lock and lesbian porn (read: filler article).

    87. Re:real application! by stevey · · Score: 1

      I wrote a simple program to do this back in the day, only mine was called "clipboard".

      Works in Windows 95+

      This was one of the first altruistic programs I ever wrote - very simple it is, but I saw it offered as a shareware program by somebody else for $25! I couldn't believe it was worth that much.

    88. Re:real application! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, there's a class named NSPasteboard in the AppKit. Unfortunately, apple has not seen fit to write a manpage for "pbcopy", so I'm not sure if there is a way to individually access the more specialized pasteboards--MacOSX has at least five of them.

    89. Re:real application! by Yarn · · Score: 1

      Woah, useful! Now, where the hell is this type of stuff documented?

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    90. Re:real application! by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      If there's one thing I hate it's How-Tos that don't work.
      • C:\Una\Lesbian Porn>DIR | more
      I tried and tried this but all I got was
      • The system cannot find the path specified.
      Damn.
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    91. Re:real application! by NoData · · Score: 1


      No kidding! I had no idea about these tricks. I'm sitting here on an 10.2 machine, and there's no man entry for pbcopy or pbpaste.

    92. Re:real application! by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1
      This got modded to funny?

      Please, now what would have been funny, is if it was followed by several comments of ASCII porn.

      8=====D

      Now that's funny

    93. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DOS indeed.

    94. Re:real application! by NihilSmurf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe CSHOW? It had a palette-rotation feature which was good for viewing fractals (they were all the rage back then).

    95. Re:real application! by BenV666 · · Score: 1

      I always used QPEG (later called QPV) for image viewing under DOS.
      Worked like a charm :)

    96. Re:real application! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 0

      However, if I apply the pipe function at the command prompt like this:

      C:\Una\Lesbian Porn>DIR | more

      . . . then the display will show me one screen of files at a time, with a "More" at the bottom.


      That is a pretty weak explanation of what is actually happening. First, the pipe symbol is not a 'function', it is really a form of output redirection. The standard out from the 'dir' command is redirected to the standard input of the 'more' command. 'more' is the function, whereas the pipe is just that - a pipeline between the two applications.

      This is the true power of a well thought out command line shell - the ability to take various small applications and cobble them together to create new functionality, to filter and manipulate data.

      In the *nix world there is also the 'tee' command which takes the output of the pipe and 'T's it off to two different applications; for example, you could redirect the raw output stream of a command to a file before it gets filtered.

      This is why GUIs are evil - they don't allow you to be creative, unless you can dedicate a bunch of time and energy into learning the GUI APIs to build the same application that you can create in a matter of seconds on the command line using output redirection and the plethora of existing utilities.

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    97. Re:real application! by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      I'd like to work on a text editor

      If you ever get the time, you might find this paper useful.

      I suppose I'll get modded OT for this, but I'm just feeling helpful today :-)

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    98. Re:real application! by r00t_of_all_evils · · Score: 1

      Yay! Ascii porn!

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    99. Re:real application! by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Holy cow, I never thought I would hear of Irfanview again. My roommate in college used it, and I haven't thought of that in years. He also introduced me to another old program that would be good to have around. It was called Awave and could open just about any format of audio file and save it as any other format. That was great back when I used to find some stuff in *.na (Netscape audio) format, and the only player I've ever found that could play those came with Netscape 2.0 or 3.0 and was discontinued in 4. Awave used the concept of "nag-ware", where it would give you a "Please buy the full version." message when you opened it. It would let you open and convert only one file, and then you would have to close and re-open the program, where it got to remind you again how great it would be to buy the full version. Free utility software was great, even if it came with a little bit of hassle.

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    100. Re:real application! by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 0

      "It looks like you're trying to mod down the anarchist hippie open source zealots. Would you like help with that?"
      oops, it looks like Clippy got a little too much of Bill's personality.

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    101. Re:real application! by fritz1968 · · Score: 1

      What about grep? I know that grep is inherent to a Unix or Linux environment. But, I have seen free DOS tools on the net that offer grep. So, as an example:

      If you know the name of the file you wish to look at, or at least know what it starts with, then you could:

      dir | grep jenna

      ...and bingo, all of your Jenna lesbian porn listed for you.

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    102. Re:real application! by scrytch · · Score: 1

      If you have cygwin or even mingw, you can simply copy or redirect to /dev/clipboard

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    103. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, in WinXP or higher, you can pipe text into the copy buffer. I use this all the time.

      type reallybigfile.txt | clip

      More stupid cmd tricks -

      for /r c:\ %i in (*.jpg) do @echo %i %~ni %~di

      -OR-

      mountvol c: /d


      man.. and I called people who do this in linux pathetic.. but you doing it with WindowsXP.. that's a new high...

    104. Re:real application! by Elfan · · Score: 1

      Server 2003 perhaps. Which has more cmd stuff.

    105. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's my only friend in the world you isensible bastart!

    106. Re:real application! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Aside from the umount -l someone else pointed out, you should check out the documentation for pivot_root. This is what initrd images use to umount the ramdisk / and swap it with the harddrive /

      You always have to have something as /, but you could easily make / a ramdisk, and have the harddrives completely unmounted.

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    107. Re:real application! by HasNoName · · Score: 1
      Try irfanview an excellent image viewer, with automatic resize and slideshow!
      Ahh, but the poster was asking about viewing them in DOS. DVPEG, alas, only shows up to 1000 files per directory before choking.
    108. Re:real application! by xoff00 · · Score: 1

      "Can Linux do this?"

      No, it requires a mouse.


      Don't think so... try xclip

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    109. Re:real application! by bobKali · · Score: 1

      but what I want is a way to apt-get clippy the office assistant.

    110. Re:real application! by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      Completely free ports of the GNU UNIX-like versions of most of these utilities and may others are available from http://unxutils.sourceforge.net/.

    111. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember wanking it to CGS pr0n on CSHOW and later to VGA pr0n...sigh....those were the days. Now we have all this 3-d surround sound full bodysuit pr0n and before cshow there was good old alt.sex.stories Imagination kids...

    112. Re:real application! by mattACK · · Score: 1

      Windows 2000 is NT 5.0, XP is NT 5.1, Server 2K3 is 5.2.

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    113. Re:real application! by mattACK · · Score: 1
      One line - ignore line wrap
      for /f %i in ('mountvol ^| find ^":^" ^| find /i /v ^"drive^" ^| find /i /v
      ^"Possible^"') do (pushd %i & (for /r %x in (*.mp3) do @echo %x))
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      "My God, this must be a truly remarkable corn chip, to be so widely and confidently touted."
    114. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A translation of your comment: I don't like to automate tasks; I leave that to the smart people.

    115. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course you mean
      $cd /usr/ports/x11/xclip && make install
      and then
      $ ls | xclip -i

    116. Re:real application! by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      awesome. thanks mattACK :) I never knew you could do that kind of thing in dos... I guess before windows xp, windows wasnt that bad after all ;)

    117. Re:real application! by mattACK · · Score: 1

      Your welcome. You would be suprised what can be done.

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    118. Re:real application! by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Yes! QPEG and C-show. That was what I used to use. Ahh the good old days ;)

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    119. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Karma whore. Message # 7159122 (the parent of this one) was posted in the original article that was about the straight dope article. Way to be original, dipshit.

    120. Re:real application! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'clip.exe' is built into Windows 2003:

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/defaul t. asp?url=/technet/prodtechnol/windowsserver2003/pro ddocs/entserver/clip.asp

    121. Re:real application! by happyEverGeek · · Score: 1

      Subtle closing sentence. Keep it up.

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    122. Re:real application! by Ptraci · · Score: 1

      Sorry I'm coming back to this so late, I didn't see your post the first time. No, She happens to be a She. I'm a member of that board, and I've seen several posts she's made where she talks about being a lesbian. Where did you get the idea that she was male?

    123. Re:real application! by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      type reallybigfile.txt | clip

      A fun thing to do when your bored is this:

      More reallybigfile.txt | clippy
      Last time I did this paperclip boy starts talking while I type
      "It looks like you are.....Oh no, god no"

    124. Re:real application! by jgarland79 · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that OSX is better than Windows XP or Linux because it ha that pbcopy command. :) ls |pbcopy

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    125. Re:real application! by someonehasmyname · · Score: 1

      My FreeBSD box says: "userdel: command not found" =)

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    126. Re:real application! by BugZRevengE · · Score: 1

      please see Slashdot artical: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/09/21/134424 3&mode=thread&tid=133&tid=140&tid=186&tid= 187

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  2. Scroll Lock 2k by Humba · · Score: 1

    Scroll lock is alive and well. If you're on windows (insert joke), just click your mouse wheel.

    --H

    1. Re:Scroll Lock 2k by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      just click your mouse wheel.

      I clicked it and all I got was this stupid up/down arrow thing. I thought that was to paste something. Oh, errr... nevermind...

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  3. Windows Key by Empty_One · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been wondering the same thing about my windows key.

    1. Re:Windows Key by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Yeah my Linux box does nothing when I press it. What's with that? Yet the obscure SysRq key works a treat. ;-)

    2. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      it was added so that when you miss the alt or ctrl key you dont hurt your finger!

    3. Re:Windows Key by kgbspy · · Score: 1


      At least you've got one! I'm constantly perplexed as to why most IBM ThinkPads that are supposedly "designed for [insert Windows version here]" don't have a Windows key. Either remapping the left alt key or installing Linux for complete redundancy (heh) have been pretty good solutions in the past, but still doesn't justify that they're building machines that, to this day, don't have one.

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    4. Re:Windows Key by archen · · Score: 1

      in kde you can bind the windows key to make interesting shortcut keys (especially since Linux apps don't use it). An essential for me is setting up Win+R to open the run dialog in the same fashion it does in windows.

    5. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ditto. Fuck IBM. Whenever you finally learned:
      Win+F - Search files
      Win+E - File manager
      Win+M - Minimize pr0n, the boss is around

      the corp. buys me that Thinkpad that doesn't have it.

    6. Re:Windows Key by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      ALT+F2 is the default for that. It has been for as long as I've been using KDE (early 1.something version (whatever shipped with RH6.2))

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    7. Re:Windows Key by archen · · Score: 1

      the alt key is evil! It's a pain in the ass to hit with either your thumb or your pinky.

    8. Re:Windows Key by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      uhh...it's easier to hit with your thumb than the winkey is?

    9. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, Windows allows you to map your own keyboard shortcut to any shortcut file on the desktop or start menu. Just open the properties dialog.

      e.g., on my Model M system, I have Ctrl+Alt+M mapped to "Minimize pr0n" (Show Desktop).

    10. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except when you run some "enhanced" application like WinAmp or let's say MS Office, where the app takes precedence and Ctrl+Alt+M is suddenly "high-light, make the text blue, and spell check for Japanese".

    11. Re:Windows Key by archen · · Score: 1

      believe it or not it is - well for me anyway. If I move my pinky to the bottom row of the keyboard it's naturally over the win key already. You'd think the normal place where the cntrl key is would be easier to reach but you have to cramp your pinky in a sort of awkward way to get at it (which is why I always remap the caps lock to a ctrl).

      Guess you could say I'm for simplicity when it comes to the mechanics of the keyboard (wanna guess if I use vi or emacs?). The F keys tend to be hard to hit. The only way I can really get at an alt key without looking at the keyboard is using my thumb, and then it becomes awkward to hit any OTHER key with the same hand.

    12. Re:Windows Key by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      Hitting "windows_key" and "d" will minimize all windows, which is great when your mother in law walks in on pics of lesbians.

      Hitting just "windows_key" will bring up the start menu (and task bar which is nice if some browser window went full screen.

    13. Re:Windows Key by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Windows Key you mean the Control Escape Key? Sorry my keyboard dosent have one; but I hoard IBM keyclick keyboads in case one dies (laugh) or I get more machines and as general gifts to friends that want real keyboards.

      Anybody feel like looking and seeing if the windows key actualy got it's own scancode?

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    14. Re:Windows Key by sharkey · · Score: 1

      I don't have a Windows key, you poor bastard!

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    15. Re: Windows Key by CognitiveFusion · · Score: 5, Funny

      We have a old programmer at work that uses keyboard macros, and frequently uses the windows key to access the start menu and use the key macros (win + e: explorer; win + r: run prompt; etc.) One day another co-worker snuck into his office during lunch and remapped the windows key to reboot every time he hit it. This had the unfortunate side effect of producing a loud explitive every 10-15 minutes.

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    16. Re:Windows Key by sjwt · · Score: 1

      Its only been a pain in the ass since some tosser decided to add the windows keys by defult on the bottom row rather then adding them up after the F-x keys like they shoudl of, i meen what touch typest needs to use the windows so much that it needs to incovnace the standerd layout?

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    17. Re:Windows Key by subk · · Score: 1

      Thinkpads are built for Linux, silly.

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    18. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which one? my left one does 'multi_key', my right one 'Super_L' :-P

    19. Re:Windows Key by arcadum · · Score: 1

      VIM

    20. Re:Windows Key by Renegade+Lisp · · Score: 1

      At least you've got one! I'm constantly perplexed as to why most IBM ThinkPads that are supposedly "designed for [insert Windows version here]" don't have a Windows key.

      That is perhaps the single evidence of resistance against Windows within the entire IBM ThinkPad division. Apart from that, I'm constantly perplexed at how Windows-centric that part of the company actually is.

      And this from a company that has declared Linux as their reference platform for all future hardware and software development years ago. To this day, you cannot buy a ThinkPad with Linux on it; you can't even buy one that will work 100% under Linux (e.g. hibernation, which you cannot set up except under Windows, no Linux drivers for the new UltraNav touchpads, no pressure from IBM on Intel to release the specs for their Centrino hardware, so that Linux drivers could be written for it, even if it wasn't done by IBM).

      Talk about immobility of a big corporation. It sure looks like the "reference platform" decision has been deliberately ignored within the ThinkPad division to this day. In the light of this, the lack of a Windows key actually seems like a faint sign of hope :-)

    21. Re:Windows Key by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      err... I did say your thumb, not your pinky ;) and yes, it's essentially impossible to use the same hand, but that's why there're 2 alt keys on most keyboards ;)

    22. Re:Windows Key by capnjack41 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's a list...there are some other interesting ones on there too, like that weird Fn key on laptops.

    23. Re:Windows Key by kgbspy · · Score: 1

      I've found that this page can be pretty handy trying to run Linux on a ThinkPad. The biggest problem I ever came across was trying to get the right ALSA sound support compiled into the kernel. I can't say that I ever had any problems with hibernation in Linux - it just *worked*, so I never had to find out how to get it going - this was with RedHat9 and Mandrake9 on a 770Z.

      I don't know whether you can consider their (IBM's) claims to be "designed for Windows XP" spurious or otherwise, considering the omission of the windows key, however speaking from personal experience using XP I couldn't live without it. Annoying as it was having to sacrifice my left-alt to have one, it was worth it. Used in combination with something like The Wonderful Icon, the windows key becomes one of the most used and powerful keys on the keyboard. Sure, the key really breaks compliance, etc, especially across OS's, but it can be damn handy if you're forced into using Windows.

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    24. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That is perhaps the single evidence of resistance against Windows "

      Actually, no. They found that people hit the key accidentially too often on a cramped laptop keyboard.

      And IBM will surely support Linux on ThinkPads, when customers want it. ("Customers" for IBM being large corporations and governments.)

    25. Re:Windows Key by ssstraub · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, "Windows E + D" is "Show Desktop."

      "Windows E + M" is "Minimize all." Yes, there is a difference. The first will put everything in the background, while the second will only minimize windows that have the standard "minimize" control. Experiement with winamp open...

    26. Re:Windows Key by os2man · · Score: 1

      On Windows XP, when you press the Windows key + Scrool key it opens the System Control Panel.

    27. Re:Windows Key by Com2Kid · · Score: 1, Insightful
      This is one of my major "wow that is a PITA" points about Linux.

      WHERE ARE MY HOTKEYS???

      Ok Ok I know that they are likely SOMEWHERE in there, but, umm. . . .

      1. Windowkey-r Run
      2. Windowkey-s Search
      3. Windowkey-e Explorer / Web Browser (integration DOES Kick ass thankyousoverymuch)
      4. Windowkey-d Show desktop (EXTREMLY useful!)
      5. Windowkey-Pause/break System Properties


      Combinded with the excellent command, directory, and file completation that Windows has built into all of its dialog boxes, help make the GUI as great as it is.

      Win2K rocks for a reason folks, it may not be GPL, it may not be Free (beer OR speech), but it sure kicks ass from the usability perspective of an end-user.
    28. Re:Windows Key by Renegade+Lisp · · Score: 1

      And IBM will surely support Linux on ThinkPads, when customers want it. ("Customers" for IBM being large corporations and governments.)

      That's a bit of a chicken-and-egg problem, though. Right now, there's no option for any large corporation or government to deploy Linux on their ThinkPads because IBM doesn't support it. Given recent advances in desktop usability, customers would probably be just as open to switch their laptops to Linux, as they were switching their servers.

      With servers, however, I have the impression that it was IBM that actively marketed the option to use Linux on them, and they convinced customers to do it. Why wouldn't that work on the client?

    29. Re:Windows Key by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Informative

      " This is one of my major "wow that is a PITA" points about Linux.

      WHERE ARE MY HOTKEYS???"

      Wherever you set them.
      I have alt+c close current window, alt+k,c to sigkill it, alt+mwheeldown/up to cycle through tabs in my current pane (I use ion. I'll provide screenshots if someone asks). Then theres the GNU ReadLine shorcuts that a lot of apps respect(most because they actually use ReadLine, then the rest just because theyre standard.

      ^A - begining of line
      ^E - end of line
      ^K - delete text from cursor to end of line
      ^U - delete text from cursor to begining of line
      ^V - insert raw char regardless of other bindings

      Theres plenty more, see man ReadLine. They're all configurable of course.

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    30. Re:Windows Key by redhog · · Score: 4, Informative

      All the mysterious keys are there for you to remap using xmodmap! And having a spare one left over is allways good if a key fails (as a result of piping tea through yourr keyboard). And of course, the windows-key is in the correct place of a meta key, so you could be a better emacs-user in just minutes! And when talking about SysReq, it really is a request to the system, if you gave Magique SysReq compiled in in your Linux-kernel - then press Alt-SysReq-key where key is b to reboot, s to sync disks and r to remount all disks read-only. And this works even if some user-space program fucks up your screen and keyboard...

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    31. Re:Windows Key by myom · · Score: 1

      On my Linux server's console keyboard I have replaced the Windows keys with pushpins with the pin pointing up, ready to pierce the unsuspecting Windows users' fingers. On my Windows computers I use it a lot, though - I am not a fanatic (: Hint: It does more than raise the Start menu.

    32. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why wouldn't that work on the client?

      Because after 10 years of fucking up (MCA, OS/2, PPC), IBM has almost no leverage in the client system market. Server market is a different story.

      Plus, I'd guess that most thinkpads are sold to customers who are only looking for the Cadillac of laptops and not to your typical "True Blue" shop that actually cares what IBM thinks.

    33. Re:Windows Key by mindriot · · Score: 1

      Lots of uses for me under Linux. I use the left Win key (Super_L in X) as a prefix for all my window manager keyboard shortcuts (Win+F1...F8 or Win+Cursor for different virtual desktops, Win+PgUp to maximize etc.), and since I write German and my Notebook has a US keyboard, the right Win key works as Compose. The Menu key is rather stupid, but I use it in X to bring up the window manager's app menu, and on the console it switches between the current console and the one last selected. Quite useful, I think. Using the Windows key for window manager shortcuts has the benefit that your X apps can get all the shortcuts with Ctrl/Alt that they want, and there are no collisions.

    34. Re:Windows Key by mosschops · · Score: 1

      On Windows XP, when you press the Windows key + Scrool key it opens the System Control Panel.

      Actually, Win+Pause opens the System Properties dialog (same as right-clicking on My Computer and selecting Properties).

      Win+Scroll doesn't do anything special - it's the same as pressing it without Win.

    35. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my God! Linux isn't the same thing as Windows! Who'd have thought?

      Thats it. You've finally found the fatal flaw. Microsoft invented everything, ever, and we've all been wasting our time with this whole "other way of doing things" All along, we should have been cloning Windows down the hotkeys just so you wouldn't feel slightly lost and maybe have to, oh I don't know, read a manual or learn how to use something else. Man, where we you 20 years ago? You could have saved us all so much time!

    36. Re:Windows Key by hummassa · · Score: 1

      Not for non-USian users... we normally have AltGr in the right side of the keyboard, so we can in one (two really) keystroke.

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    37. Re:Windows Key by Patoski · · Score: 1

      Actually, "Windows E + D" is "Show Desktop."

      "Windows E + M" is "Minimize all." Yes, there is a difference. The first will put everything in the background, while the second will only minimize windows that have the standard "minimize" control. Experiement with winamp open...


      You can shorten both of these by droping the 'E' in each keystroke...

      So "Win+D" shows the desktop and "Win+M" minimizes everything.

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    38. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Win+M - Minimize pr0n, the boss is around

      Wouldn't it make more sense with Win+X for right handed and Win+. for left handed people.

    39. Re:Windows Key by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "I've been wondering the same thing about my windows key."

      It opens the applications menu in WindowMaker. You could always use the default F12 instead, unless you run any games which need F12.

    40. Re:Windows Key by rjrjr · · Score: 1

      Them's Emacs key bindings, son.

    41. Re:Windows Key by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > This is one of my major "wow that is a PITA"
      > points about Linux.
      > WHERE ARE MY HOTKEYS???

      KDE has hotkeys up the ass. All over the place, I mean. I'm told GNOME does, too, but who cares.

      > Ok Ok I know that they are likely SOMEWHERE
      > in there, but, umm. . . .

      but, ummm. . . . the hotkeys for KDE are documented as well as listed *and* easily changeable in the system settings. I had to learn the Windows shortcuts through trial and error. Most end users that I know don't know any of them other than ALT-F4 and maybe CTRL-O.

      > Windowkey-r Run
      > Windowkey-s Search
      > Windowkey-e Explorer / Web Browser (integration DOES Kick ass thankyousoverymuch)
      > Windowkey-d Show desktop (EXTREMLY useful!)
      > Windowkey-Pause/break System Properties

      That last one I only learned after this current millennium started, and only because I have a more useful desktop interface instead of explorer.exe, and it didn't have that particular mapping, and another techish user complained about that.

      > Combinded with the excellent command, directory,
      > and file completation that Windows has built
      > into all of its dialog boxes, help make the GUI
      > as great as it is.

      In Windows 2000, when I click the "look-in" bar to display my drives, my system pauses and lags while the I/O works on spinning up my CD-ROM drive. The button links on the left side of the dialog box can't be easily changed, and the defaults are useless. I get the same filename completion in KDE dialog boxes, though in both Linux and Windows, the completion is not universal.

      > Win2K rocks for a reason folks, it may not be
      > GPL, it may not be Free (beer OR speech), but it
      > sure kicks ass from the usability perspective of
      > an end-user.

      I use Win2K. It's fairly stable, and I can use it, but the interface isn't really usable unless you're migrating from an identical interface (eg, Windows 9x).

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    42. Re:Windows Key by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      " Them's Emacs key bindings, son."

      Gnu ReadLine defaults to Emacs mode. You can use a VI mode, but most vi users just got used to the simple bindings needed for readline.

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    43. Re:Windows Key by nova20 · · Score: 1
      My windows keys act like ctrl keys. I love remapping :-)

      /tim

    44. Re:Windows Key by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      Windows E opens explorer.

    45. Re:Windows Key by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      In Linux (using KDE) I remapped the Windows key to serve as a custom alt key for multiple desktop management. Win + rightarrow to switch one desktop right. Win + leftarrow to switch one desktop left. Makes it quite useful.

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    46. Re: Windows Key by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is funny! And you know, one time I snuck into my mechanic's garage and broke all of his ratchets! Ho ho ho!

      Seriously, I use the keyboard exclusively, and if anybody did this to me, I would fucking punch them. What, is there something funny about knowing your machine and wanting to avoid unnecessary steps? Or is it just because he's an "old guy" who doesn't "get" the concept of a mouse? Listen, I'm 25. I've been using the mouse since GeOS. And it sucks. Scan text. Click Edit. Click Copy. Click Edit. Click slider, move carfully down. Click insertion point. Click Paste. Click file. Click Build. Fuck that. Shift-End, Ctrl-C, Page Down, Ctrl-V, Ctrl-Shift-B. A quarter of the time and my fingers never leave the keyboard.

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    47. Re:Windows Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't let your browser resize windows maybe? luser ;-)

    48. Re: Windows Key by CognitiveFusion · · Score: 1

      Good Lord, Get off my back.

      I am just making a contribution to the use of the windows key. I did not monkey with his keyboard, and I would feel the same way you do if someone did it to mine. 25? What does your age have to do with it? Listen, I'm 24. I use key macros for efficiency, and even map perl and batch scripts to open key combinations.

      Plus, the guy this happened seems to have a better sense of humor than you. He thought it was pretty hilarious after day one.

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    49. Re:Windows Key by Com2Kid · · Score: 1
      • KDE has hotkeys up the ass. All over the place, I mean. I'm told GNOME does, too, but who cares.


      Yes, but Windows makes them blantently obvious, and standards mean that the hotkeys are the same from one application to the next!

      As are the menu names and what the various commands are called, not to mention the menu placement!

      (and, if the programmer wasn't on crack at time, drag and drop file support is also rather straight forward, though, enough programmers apparently ARE on crack that some applications still refuse to obey. . . .)

      • but, ummm. . . . the hotkeys for KDE are documented


      Wait, Windows has documentation?

      Ok ok, it does, but man it sucks. Or at least it used to, I haven't read it since the Windosw 3.11 manual (which actually wasn't half bad from a new user's perspective, but contained very little, if any, technical detail)

      • and* easily changeable in the system settings.


      Now you see that always kind of irritated me, when ever I try to get into Linux, one of the first things I head for is the hotkeys setup. Most enviroments will have a "minimize all windows" hotkey available, and a few will even have a "restore all windows" hotkey listed.

      But I have yet to see one that makes the blatently obvious connection of assigning both to the same darn key.

      *sigh*

      • In Windows 2000, when I click the "look-in" bar to display my drives, my system pauses and lags while the I/O works on spinning up my CD-ROM drive.


      I do believe that there is a registery tweak to fix that. :)

      *comes back after a few minutes of googling* no, really, I swear that there is!

      Umm, use x-setup, the option is somewheres in there. Heh. So is almost every other option to make Windows Behave. :) (load everything in a seperate proccess, for real this time? No problem. Change how Windows uses your L2 cache? Yup, got that. Also can move the temporary directory around between partitions and other such good stuff, really handy program)

      • I use Win2K. It's fairly stable, and I can use it, but the interface isn't really usable unless you're migrating from an identical interface (eg, Windows 9x).


      I remember how I absolutly hated going from Windows 3.11 to Windows 95, heh. Of course I also hated going from DOS to anything else, so. . . . ^_^ Actually until Windows 2000, I was a strong CLI advocate, but now, sheesh. The Win2K GUI is so damn powerful, it is insane. The customizable right click context menu clinched it, I can now do damn nearly anything within the Windows 2000 GUI.
  4. Scroll Lock huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I belive it has something to do with locking the scroll....

    1. Re:Scroll Lock huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nononono. It's to lock the wheel on your mouse when you're away--so someone dosen't drive off with it.

  5. scroll lock by foxhound01 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    well, i couldn't find any other use for scroll lock or its two neighbors, so i remapped them to be volume controls for my soundcard.

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    1. Re:scroll lock by automatix · · Score: 1

      three? volume up, down, and sideways?

    2. Re:scroll lock by hookedup · · Score: 0
    3. Re:scroll lock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Volume Up
      Volume Down
      Volume The Same

    4. Re:scroll lock by forevermore · · Score: 1
      it's pretty useless

      You've obviously never had to copy down a long bios version string, or pause the linux kernel boot messages to actually read them (looking for errors, etc). It's still very useful in console-land.

      And then there's the whole KVM-port-switch thing, too.

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    5. Re:scroll lock by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Up, down, mute perhaps?

      At least that's what I'd map them to.

    6. Re:scroll lock by foxhound01 · · Score: 0

      close...mute, down, up
      from left to right

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    7. Re:scroll lock by RevDobbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      up, down, and ``straight to eleven''.

    8. Re:scroll lock by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "very keyboard has it, somewhere on the upper right-hand side, and frankly, it's pretty useless."

      It's not useless, it's just not used. Frankly, I can think of a few apps that could make good use of it. I just don't think it occurs to any developers to make use of it. Personally, I'd like to have it work in Lightwave. That could be my symmetry button.

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    9. Re:scroll lock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The function it tends to perform may be useless (though it's not), but having that key is great. I've mapped caps lock to be a compose key, but every now and then caps lock can be helpful, so now my scroll lock acts like a caps lock. Having keys I can map is great.

    10. Re:scroll lock by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      The only time I've seen scroll lock have a use was in an "intro to your new PC" disk that came with an old IBM 8086 computer. It explained that the scroll lock key would hold the cursor in place in a field of text so that hitting the cursor keys would move the text up and down rather than the cursor. It worked.

      I never saw anything utilize the scroll lock key since then.

    11. Re:scroll lock by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Excel uses the scroll lock key - if set, the arrow keys will pan about the spreadsheet , otherwise the active cell is moved.

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  6. Scroll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It locks the scoll, duh...

  7. An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    <> !*''#
    ^"`$$-
    !*=@$_
    %*<> ~#4
    &[]../
    |{,,SYSTEM HALTED

    Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
    Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
    Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
    Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
    Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
    Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

    1. Re:An old one by Vengie · · Score: 5, Funny

      ^<@<.@*
      }"_# |
      -@$&/_%
      !( @|=>
      ;`+$?^?
      ,#"~|)^G

      hat less at less point at star
      backbrace double base pound space bar
      dash at cash and slash base rate
      wow open tab at bar is great
      semi backquote plus cash huh DEL
      comma pound double tilde bar close BEL

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    2. Re:An old one by grolschie · · Score: 1

      When singing this, it sounds like a cheesy 60's song.

    3. Re:An old one by SeanTobin · · Score: 5, Funny

      For about 10 seconds, I thought that was the greatest thing I had ever seen. Then I noticed it didn't begin with #!/usr/bin/perl and was bummed :(

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    4. Re:An old one by zerocool^ · · Score: 0, Redundant

      now, *that's* funny.

      I commend you sir. Mod up?

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    5. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. Neither of these gags? Pls explain to a n00b.

    6. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he thought it was perl code that printed out the song. i hope i didn't ruin the joke by explaining it :(

    7. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's funny because they're incredible, incredible dorks.

    8. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually at first I thought it was a very complex and involved APL program.

    9. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll mod you up only if you mod me up.

    10. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > When singing this, it sounds like a cheesy 60's song.

      It would be great to know which songs...

    11. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try it with the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song. It's scary how well it fits.

    12. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's referring to the famed clarity of perl code.

    13. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thx!

    14. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, anyone point out yet that your sig won't run? you don't put quotes around object names in SQL.

    15. Re:An old one by Absoluttt · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about the obligatory porno text!
      C:

      :
      ###
      See colon, enter colon, pound pound pound!

    16. Re:An old one by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow, that looks exactly like a spellcheck function in PERL! :)

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    17. Re:An old one by SeanTobin · · Score: 1

      Tisk tisk tisk... its perfectly valid SQL. Backticks around field names are used to denote them from reserved words. `desc` referrs to a field. desc referrs to a method of sorting.

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    18. Re:An old one by SeanTobin · · Score: 1
      From http://www.mysql.com/doc/en/Legal_names.html
      Note that if the identifier is a restricted word or contains special characters you must always quote it with a ` (backtick) when you use it:
      mysql> SELECT * FROM `select` WHERE `select`.id > 100;
      In a situation where you are unsure if a identifier will be a reserved word, backticks will provide a measure of safety -- and will prevent problems in the future.
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    19. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative is hardly the word.

    20. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn, i wish i had some karma. that's some funny shit!

    21. Re:An old one by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Would someone like to explain why Americans keep calling # "pound"?

      I'd print a real pound sign for comparison, but /. doesn't seem to like ISO-8859-1 (hey, it's only the standard character encoding for Western text!). It's U+00a3.

    22. Re:An old one by mitch0 · · Score: 1

      erm, no it's not :)

      it's probably valid MySQL (as you quote from your next post), but at least oracle chokes on it:

      SELECT `karma` FROM `users` WHERE `userid`=138474
      *
      ERROR at line 1:
      ORA-00911: invalid character

      oh well, just nitpicking...

      cheers,
      mitch

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    23. Re:An old one by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 1

      Don't be bummed! Here, take my sendmail.cf for a while... that'll make you nice and happy.

    24. Re:An old one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Perl, not PERL, moron.

    25. Re:An old one by Vengie · · Score: 1

      Because
      C:

      :
      ###

      see colon enter colon octothorpe octothorpe octothorpe isnt that funny.....

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    26. Re:An old one by mph · · Score: 1
      Would someone like to explain why Americans keep calling # "pound"?
      Because "pound" is a legitimate use for that symbol here in America, where the pound is a unit of weight, not a currency. You might see a "5# bag of flour" for example.
    27. Re:An old one by srosebush · · Score: 1

      Haha, This is funny. Love it. Forgot the #!/usr/bin/perl tho. Oh well!! :D

  8. The real question is by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

    Why is there a num lock key? I know what it does, but really, it's pretty stupid to have. I don't know anyone who uses the keypad when they're not typing numbers.

    The fact that it's off by default with xp pro makes me wonder even more.

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    1. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! Well we should just get rid of it then.

    2. Re:The real question is by digital+bath · · Score: 1

      I'll bite - the numpad is used as a second arrow pad. It's useful in old-school games where you and your friend play on the same computer and you both want arrow keys. 7/9/1/3 are sometimes diagonal arrow keys, as well.

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    3. Re:The real question is by chriscooper1470 · · Score: 1

      I use the keypad on a regular basis for inputing numbers, or doing some basic accounting. I got use to the keypad and I'm faster with that, then the top row keys. The keypad is pretty much obsolete, but hey - it makes the keyboard look "impressive"!

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    4. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The original IBM PC keyboards didn't have the inverted T section or the Insert/Home/.../PgDown section, so NumLock was an important mode. It is rather useless nowadays.

    5. Re:The real question is by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 1

      I use it quite a bit in games and whatnot. Its especially helpful when you don't have a mouse and just use mousekeys (accessibility/mouse). You can sue the arrows to move the pointer, click, drag, etc.

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    6. Re:The real question is by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      The problem is not the keypad (which I also use), but the numlock, which makes the keypad turn into basically more arrow keys.

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    7. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I guess you never played Civilization.

    8. Re:The real question is by dragonman97 · · Score: 1

      There's a surprisingly good reason for that one - try enabling Num Lock on a laptop*. There's a key you can set in the registry to enable Num Lock, but it only comes on after you log on, so that you won't be messing up your password with numbers by mistake.

      *Given the default hardware profile that laptops present these days, it's awfully hard (particularly for Windows' 'high quality' hardware detection) to tell if a keyboard is a real one, or a laptop.

    9. Re: The real question is by jedicat · · Score: 1

      Or...you can use it for old-school one-player games like Nethack. The main reason you'd use the arrows on the numpad versus the arrows on the keypad is for the diagonals. Also, hitting the . on the numpad to wait a turn is easier than hitting the . next to /

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    10. Re:The real question is by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Funny
      You can sue the arrows to move the pointer

      What has this world come to...now you have to call your lawyer and start sueing things just to move your pointer...wtf

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    11. Re:The real question is by sillydragon · · Score: 1

      It exists to allow you to play nethack. }:)

    12. Re:The real question is by nfras · · Score: 1

      I have an old laptop that has NumLk as a separate key, but no numeric pad. Can anyone tell me why it is there?

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    13. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The default is NumLock = Off, which means cursor keys.

      You'd be suprised how many people actually use those cursor keys instead of the inverted T.

    14. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets you use letters as a numeric pad. Kinda silly, as letters don't line up like a 10-key, so your skills are useless!

    15. Re:The real question is by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      On a previous keyboard of mine, back when I was a dirt poor high school student, a tall, extra sweet coffee spilled on my keyboard. I had to take it completely apart, wash everything, and put it back together. But the down arrow never worked again, so I had to use the keypad.

      Numlock being on of off by default should have nothing to do with your operating system. Check your bios settings.

    16. Re:The real question is by Osty · · Score: 1

      Look closely at the keycaps on your laptop, and you'll most likely notice that some of the letter keys have a lighter printing for number keys on them. In other words, when you turn on numlock, keys like "iopkl;,./" turn into the keypad keys. I don't know exactly which keys they are on yours; on mine it's "7890uiopjkl;m,./", but my numlock is also only accessible with the Fn key, so that it's less likely I'll hit it on accident.

    17. Re:The real question is by shepd · · Score: 1

      It will cause the right hand row of letters to become a "fake" keypad.

      HTH!

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    18. Re:The real question is by tonythejuice · · Score: 1

      Num lock was invented for the Sierra 3d adventure games. Try getting past the hungry roots maze in space quest II: Vohaul's revenge with NUMLOCK on!!! Can't be done.

    19. Re:The real question is by sirhan · · Score: 0

      My iBook has the same thing. On some of the keys on the right side, there are colored numbers on them. Those are the numbers that numlock turns on on it.

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    20. Re:The real question is by damiam · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what game uses it as a second keypad and requires you to type numbers with it at the sme time? None? Then why not just map '8' to 'up, '2' to 'down', etc. in the game's control settings, and get rid of Num Lock?

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    21. Re:The real question is by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      The key count would usually be a factor in this decision ;)

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    22. Re:The real question is by gnarled · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? If they keypad keys were numbers by default and numlock didn't exist couldn't movement in Civ just be mapped to numpad2, numpad 4, etc?

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    23. Re:The real question is by tap · · Score: 1

      The original PC keyboard, before the 101 key enhanced keyboard came out for the PC-AT, didn't have separate cursor keys. There was just one set of keys, used for both numbers and cursor control. If num lock was on, you got numbers. If num lock was off, then 8,4,6, and 2 were up, left, right and down. 7 is home, 9 is pageup, 1 is end and 3 is pagedown, 0 was insert and . delete. I don't remember there being a separate "enter" key by the numeric pad, just a giant + key that was as long as 9, 6, and 3.

      When the AT came out, all kinds of cool new keys were added. F11 and F12, the inverted-T of full time cursor keys, and extra control and alt on the right side.

      My antique northgate omnikey keyboard has the cursor keys in a 3x3 square with pageup/down/home/end, like they belong. Inverted T sucks. It also has the letters for control keys in red, shift in green, and alt in blue. Bonus karma for the first person to correctly answer why that is.

    24. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why is there a num lock key?

      Historical compatibility reasons, dude.

      > it's pretty stupid to have

      Some ancient sofware -- possibly still in use -- may need it.

      > I don't know anyone who uses the keypad when they're not typing numbers.

      Actually, when used as navigation aid (arrows), the other keys can be used to provide extra headings (e.g., Home) or a centering control (the 5-key at the center). This is useful with some CAD viewers, for example. Also in Descent... :-)

      > The fact that it's off by default with xp pro...

      xp pro???

    25. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Numlock being on of off by default should have nothing to do with your operating system. Check your bios settings.

      When I start up my system NumLock is off. If I boot the system into Windowes, NumLock is on. What's that got to do with my BIOS settings?

    26. Re:The real question is by SirDaShadow · · Score: 1

      You can sue the arrows to move the pointer

      What has this world come to...now you have to call your lawyer and start sueing things just to move your pointer...wtf


      Maybe he works at SCO...*ducks*

    27. Re:The real question is by sjwt · · Score: 1

      or the number of ppl who hope stright into BIOS on a new computer and turn numlock on by default :)

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    28. Re:The real question is by Chris+Hodges · · Score: 1
      Then why not just map '8' to 'up, '2' to 'down', etc. in the game's control settings, and get rid of Num Lock?

      Some did (do?) I think system shock (1) did.

    29. Re:The real question is by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The laptop "numlock" is not the same key. Usually that key actually implements a low-level change in the hardware so that the "keycode" produced by the key is changed from the letter to the keypad key. This is done in order to fool programs that insist on retrieving the data at that low of a level. The "real" numlock is missing from these keyboards and forced "on", but if you fool it into turning the internal bit off, suddenly the "number" keys will produce arrow keystrokes.

    30. Re:The real question is by spitzak · · Score: 1

      This is correct. However part of the problem was incredibly stupid design when IBM made the AT keyboard.

      The IBM-PC had only the keypad, exactly like you see it today, with arrows and home/end/pgup/down/ins/del printed on the keys. If NumLock was off you got arrows. If NumLock was on you got numbers. You could use shift+keypad to get the opposite of the NumLock setting (thus holding down shift gave you numbers even if numlock was off).

      NumLock defaulted to off because in almost any real situation you wanted the arrow keys before the numbers.

      At that time it was absolutely necessary to produce fake keystrokes that looked exactly like an IBM-PC keyboard, due to lots of bad software that read the keyboard port directly. So what IBM did was use a fancy new keyboard controller that produced *multiple* keycodes when any key was hit, and could look at the NumLock light setting. They then programmed it so the new arrow keys would produce the left-shift-down code if NumLock was on, then the keypad key, then the left-shift-up. This fooled all the software into recognizing it as an arrow even if that software was reading the keyboard directly.

      Unfortunately they were unable to alter the system to turn NumLock off by default so they had to default to having both arrows work at the same time until the user hit NumLock.

      You could easily show this with programs that reported all keystrokes.

      Sounds clever but it was really stupid. What they *should* have done is make the arrows produce the same keystrokes as before, and made the numbers be the "new" keys and had them produce shift+arrow. They could have then eliminated the NumLock from the layout, and also the extra printing on the number keys. They would also work in the default num-lock-off state. Keyboard design would make a lot more sense if this was at all true.

      I believe the keyboards also accepted a signal that made them switch to "non-back-compatability" mode where all keys produce a unique code, and I think all Windows and Linux systems set this.

    31. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Windows XP (or any version of NT) remembers your numlock settings, probably not that many now days.

    32. Re:The real question is by tap · · Score: 1
      I believe the keyboards also accepted a signal that made them switch to "non-back-compatability" mode where all keys produce a unique code, and I think all Windows and Linux systems set this.
      You send the keyboard command 0xF0, then select the keyboard scan code set.

      Sets 2 and 3 and generate a unique code for each key press, then F0 and the same code for the key release. Set 1 (original XT) sends a unique code for some keys for a press, and that code plus 0x80 for a release. Lots of special keys have a 0xe0 prefix, and some, like the cursor keys as you pointed out, send shift+number key. The pause key generates control down, num-lock down, control up, num-lock up. There wasn't a pause key on the XT, you pushed control-numlock to pause output. There wasn't a print screen either, it was shift numberpad * key.

    33. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the parent alluded to, some older laptops had a NumLock that was really the same. This was a problem with early versions of Win NT that forced the on (thus preventing users from logging in).

      A sanitized version of the issue:
      http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx? scid=kb; en-us;170903

    34. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most games behave the same whether Numlock is on or off. It's not like you need to type a lot of numbers in Civilization.

    35. Re:The real question is by mohhomad · · Score: 1

      Not sure if it's been answered, but it's for templates that fit above the Fn keys, I know wordperfect used a color coded template but I'm not sure what other programs might have used it.

    36. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well the num pad is there for contingency. That is if the arrow keys fails, or the top row numbers doesn?t work anymore, you can still carry on typing those all important numbers. Imagine for example a day as a flight controller, and you notice two airplanes on the same altitude and opposite course, 10 seconds from hitting each other. Then you are about to email the new course to one of the airplanes, but suddenly realizing that the top number keys are not working. The day before the sysop removed the number keyboard, because of redundancy. What do you do????

      No, - my fellow IT-humans! Don?t take away the number keyboard! Better yet, - bring a backup set for all keys on the board.

      What do you think?

    37. Re:The real question is by tap · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I was beginning to feel old. Though the templates didn't go above the keys at first, originally the ten function keys were in two columns offset on the left side of keyboard. The template was a rectangle with a large hole in the middle that neatly fit around the function keys. Pretty much all major apps used one. In the days before mice, GUIs and menus, all the app's functions would be assigned to a function key plus modifier key. I think Alt-F7 was reveal codes and shift F6 was format in word perfect, but don't hold me to that, it's been like 10 years since I've used it.

    38. Re:The real question is by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > it only comes on after you log on, so that you won't be messing up your password with numbers by mistake.

      This sort-of brings up an annoyance I have with Win2K (dunno about XP). I use a Dvorak keyboard, but the Dvorak map doesn't load until you log in. Without changing my password, I have to try to remember the QWERTY layout.

  9. Losing the Insert key by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    I find myself a little chagrined at the loss of the Insert key on modern keyboards. While perhaps not very important to the everyday computer user, I find myself missing a key feature (bad pun) without the key.

    I would much rather lose the backtick and tilde keys as they serve less purpose than the SysRq key and MUCH less purpose than the Insert key.

    Bring back the Insert key!

    1. Re:Losing the Insert key by O · · Score: 1

      http://slashdot.org/~Dancin_Santa

      Yep, we sure don't use the tilde at all...

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    2. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tilde? Are you crazy? What would I use in halflife?

    3. Re:Losing the Insert key by Empty_One · · Score: 1

      I find myself a little chagrined at the loss of the Insert key on modern keyboards. While perhaps not very important to the everyday computer user, I find myself missing a key feature (bad pun) without the key.

      OK, I may be dumb for asking this, but what are you talking about? I haven't seen a keyboard yet that didn't have this key on it. What's next to your home key?

    4. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's next to your home key?

      Answer 1: A double-sized Delete key.

      Answer 2: 'GH'

    5. Re:Losing the Insert key by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      The problem with removing the tilde key(or any key that represents a typable character) is that there will be a time when it needs to be typed. I know many people who use the tilde key somewhere in their passwords. It would suck to sit down at a machine and not be able to log in because of missing keys.

    6. Re:Losing the Insert key by Talez · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. Once I spilt Pepsi on my keyboard and I lost access to the left control key, left start key and my tilde key.

      Let's just say it was an amusing week and a half till I got my new Logitech Elite Keyboard.

    7. Re:Losing the Insert key by leoboiko · · Score: 1

      I'd rather lose the Insert key. The tilde and grave not only are useful in Unix shell, python, LISP and URLs, but they're also used in many natural languages. Like mine. I find it amusing that the article and the posters seems to ignore the use of diacritic marks as... diacritic marks.

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    8. Re:Losing the Insert key by the_other_one · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are not using a modern keyboard.

      You are using a Modern Art keyboard.

      We used to use backtick an tilde as delimiters in proprietary text storage and parsing routines. Nobody will these when entering text into a program. Well at least that was the theory at design time.

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    9. Re:Losing the Insert key by EvanED · · Score: 2, Informative

      And ~ is essential in many URLs.

    10. Re:Losing the Insert key by Compenguin · · Score: 1

      On the ms multimedia keyboard insert has been demoted to co-occupying printscreen/sysrq as its functionshift mode. This wouldn't be so annoying buy I use SysRq, PrintScreen, and Insert

      Near home it looks like
      [Home][End ]
      [Del ][PgUp]
      [ete ][PgDn]

    11. Re:Losing the Insert key by thecampbeln · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is the one key that I ALWAYS remove from my keyboards (which always thrills the crap out of my superiors - "What happened to your keyboard?!"). Anyway, the Insert is always gone from my keyboards, generally along with the capslock (though I do occasionally jab the sensor to turn it on and off, but I hate hitting it accidentally - stupid advanced hunt-n-peck method! ;). I've always wondered about the Scroll Lock key... never had a reason to remove it (as it doesn't piss me off), but always wondered =)

      What keys do you "liberate" from your keyboards?

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    12. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every keyboard i have has one. . .the first thing i do is remove it. Nothing worse than to look up after backspacing (and missing) a while back and discover you've type over a paragraph. curses.

    13. Re:Losing the Insert key by RevDobbs · · Score: 1
      I would much rather lose the backtick and tilde keys

      Are you on crack? Back in '94, you'd miss a lot of websites if you didn't have a <~> key; take http://attila.stevens-tech.edu/~khockenb/ as an example.

      And as for the back tick, all the 1337 d00dz use it to open quotes using straight ASCII:
      ``Linus said, `real men don't make backups,' but you have to,'' quiped the SysAdmin.

    14. Re:Losing the Insert key by altek · · Score: 1

      Hmm... You must have one of those "mini" keyboards without the keypad, or without the arrows and home/del/ins/etc keys?? I sure don't see many keyboards without it... You must have a Sony VAIO! :\

      Ok, backtick is not all that useful, but still it's a character key, not a special function key, so it stays.

      And how can you lose the tilde key!?!? Ever used linux?? As in, your home directory is ~homedir (for most unices/shells). Or, moreso, ever typed an URL in a web browser?? As in, www.whatever.com/~username??

      SysRq key I find to be useful in Windows - can't beat screen captures with Ctrl-PrintScreen (which shares with SysRq).

      Ok, I do however agree with you on one note - Insert needs to stay... Moreso than using it for toggling overwrite mode, though, I think people (myself included) love to use Shift-Insert for paste! Works in Linux and Windows (usually).. so I never have to think about which OS I'm using and what key combo to use for paste (which I use all the time). Anyway, it's a moot point because Insert isn't going anywhere - it's way to ubiquitous.

      In other words, buy a different friggin' keyboard man! They cost like what, 10 bucks! :)

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    15. Re:Losing the Insert key by Empty_One · · Score: 0

      Well, that's one of the the dumbest things I've heard of. Was there a great cry out from users that the delete key was too small, and needed to be enlarged?
      I'm surprised windows users even know about the delete key, since it's so much less confusing just to click on the red X on the toolbar.

    16. Re:Losing the Insert key by wampus · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would REALLY suck to lose the tilde and have to type $HOME all the time.

    17. Re:Losing the Insert key by timshea · · Score: 1

      The backtick is infinitely more useful than the 'insert' key:

      vi `which adduser`
      -or-
      ls -l `which apachectl`

      Granted these are probably pretty lame examples, but I'd bet that most people using a shell on a regular basis probably use the backtick on a regular basis as well.

      The tilde is handy for navigating to user directories:

      cd ~username

      as well as along with mod_userdir in Apache:

      http://domain.com/~username/

      Of all the keys on the board, 'insert' is the only key other than 'scroll lock' and 'print screen/sysrq' that I *never* use. Neverminding, of course, the 'MS-Windows' and 'MS-context' keys - what wastes.

    18. Re:Losing the Insert key by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "I'm surprised windows users even know about the delete key, since it's so much less confusing just to click on the red X on the toolbar."

      What the heck does del have to do with closing programs? I use del all the time to, what's it called... Oh yeah, *delete characters*. (You know, the same thing as -> then backspace.)

    19. Re:Losing the Insert key by wampus · · Score: 1

      The menu key is actually pretty handy if you map it to actually pop up a menu in your WM. Another way to keep your hands on the board and off the mouse.

    20. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And as for the back tick, all the 1337 d00dz use it to open quotes using straight ASCII:

      I think that's because it's used to create "smart quotes" in typesetting systems such as TeX. Proves you're totally hardcore Unix.

    21. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's probably using one of the crippled substandard keyboards shipped by Apple Computer.

      (Oh great, totally useless F-keys, but no Forward Delete. Eat my jock, Jobs.)

    22. Re:Losing the Insert key by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Of all the keys on the board, 'insert' is the only key other than 'scroll lock' and 'print screen/sysrq' that I *never* use.

      No?

      Shift-Insert, Ctrl-Insert -- These are your friends.

      Shift-Del, well, that I'm not so fond of.

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    23. Re:Losing the Insert key by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      Once I spilt Pepsi on my keyboard and...

      What kind of geek are you?? You're supposed to be spilling beer...

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    24. Re:Losing the Insert key by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dont have an key. I dont understand whats up with people on Slashdot always griping about my typing and grammar. Its perfectly acceptable. Theres nothing wrong with it. Whatever, I just dont get it.

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    25. Re:Losing the Insert key by jrockway · · Score: 1

      He means the RED X in excel that deletes a cell. In the toolbar, not the window frame.

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    26. Re:Losing the Insert key by Burdell · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's next to your home key?

      My car key, my office key, my desk key, ...

    27. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not be a PERL or Ruby hacker. With no tilde, you'd lose two of the most important operators (=~ and !~ for regexps). You do know that you suggested removing the tilde key to a site written in PERL, hmm?

    28. Re:Losing the Insert key by norsk_hedensk · · Score: 1

      lose backtick and tilde? obviously youve never done any BASH shell scripting (or written any programs). and as for tilde, do you use the internet ever? how did you get to this website.

    29. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, What $hits me more is the keyboards which put stupid keys like 'suspend' or 'shutdown' where the del, ins, home etc. should be.

      Sure I'd never buy one or use one by choice but had to use em enough.

    30. Re:Losing the Insert key by Talez · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What kind of geek are you?? You're supposed to be spilling beer...

      I don't drink. I come from a family of alcaholics and I don't like the idea of becoming one.

    31. Re:Losing the Insert key by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OT:

      Then your mind is in the right place. Don't touch it. Ever. I got out of detox about two months ago...

      P.S.
      I know you know it was only a joke and all, but seriously, stay away from it. Please.

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    32. Re:Losing the Insert key by sjwt · · Score: 1

      how about we lose the windows keys
      and the right click key off the
      keybord.

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    33. Re:Losing the Insert key by mattdm · · Score: 1

      I would much rather lose the backtick and tilde keys as they serve less purpose than the SysRq key and MUCH less purpose than the Insert key.

      Wow. You clearly don't use Unix or Perl. Backtick is incredibly useful in the shell, as it saves you from typing $(( )) a lot. And a similar function in perl. Meanwhile, in Unix, ~ is a shortcut for your home directory, and ~foo, ~bar, etc. are shortcuts for the home dirs of foo and bar and so on. They're incredibly useful.

    34. Re:Losing the Insert key by Erik+Fish · · Score: 1

      If jackbooted MS thugs were to break down my door and force me into a life of using a keyboard with Windows keys on it I would certainly remove them at the first opportunity.

      I doubt I would survive the ensuing beating, but while they can take my life they can never take my FREEDOOOOOOOOOM!

      (Seriously though: Ever hit one of those while you were in the middle of a game and have it minimize? I haven't because I don't own a keyboard with said keys, but a friend of mine removed his for that very reason.)

    35. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my goodness, what's this key in the standard position of forward delete? The one marked "del" with a symbol for "forward delete"? It couldn't be... OMGWTF! It deletes text forward of the cursor.

      Wow. Yep, "useless" F-Keys (I don't know what applications you're using) and no forward delete. Such is the world of the Apple Pro Keyboard.

    36. Re:Losing the Insert key by Chris+Hodges · · Score: 1
      keyboards which put stupid keys like 'suspend' or 'shutdown' where the del, ins, home etc. should be.

      Or 1 I used which made backspace narrower than a standard key and used the freed up space for a power key (win98). Except in win95 it was a BSOD key.

      And the fancy HP keyboards without the bloated drivers have@up to 10 "crash" keys (in windows of course).

    37. Re:Losing the Insert key by robotpants · · Score: 1

      And don't forget about destructors!

    38. Re:Losing the Insert key by sander · · Score: 1

      This might be true if you use Windows - otherwise backtick and tilde are something you probably use many many times a day

    39. Re:Losing the Insert key by Viceice · · Score: 1

      The worlds most Anal keys. Power, Wake and Sleep. Espacially the ones that are placed where Pause, SysRq and Scroll are supposed to me.

      If you think your game minimising when you press WindowsKey is bad, wait till you think you pressed "pause' and your system shuts down.

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    40. Re:Losing the Insert key by mountain_penguin · · Score: 1

      I kept my keyboard alive for years after spilling things on it.
      The tracks became erroded but some conductive paint soon fixed it (also good for the heated windows on cars its "correct" pupose. Just look on the plastic layer for where the track has oxidised

    41. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the ms multimedia keyboard

      Well the problem is obvious, buying a keyboard from MS. The same MS who put the '6' key on the wrong side of their split hand ergo keyboards. Ask any trained touch typist, the '6' key is done with the right index finger; MS decided it should go in the left hand cluster. Fortunately not all the 3rd party ergo keyboard vendors followed MS down this path.

    42. Re:Losing the Insert key by Lifewolf · · Score: 1
      Shift-Insert, Ctrl-Insert -- These are your friends.

      Darn right! I automatically switch back to these anytime I'm working on a Windows box. I just can't wrap my head around Windows using those new-fangled Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V key combinations now.

      Ctrl+C is center, darn it! Ctrl+E, feh!

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    43. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scroll Lock, actually.

      I'm currently on a SCO UnixWare (yeah, yeah) system whose Scroll Lock was removed due to the propensity of its users hitting the button on accident, then power-cycling the machine because the "system froze".

      So in a fit of rage (or pique?) I applied the screwdriver to the keyboard and haven't seen the problem since.

    44. Re:Losing the Insert key by Mr+Smidge · · Score: 1

      What keys do you "liberate" from your keyboards?

      None, but I took apart my keyboard and spray-painted the whole thing in a nice silver/blue, deliberately leaving each key blank (i.e. no labels on the keys). Because I can touchtype, this isn't a problem for me, and as well as looking rather cool it stops any clueless people from using my computer too :).

    45. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What keys do you "liberate" from your keyboards?

      I libratd th '' ky. Don't vn notic th diffrnc.

      Actually I Onc, took all th kys out of a school kyboard and put thm back in alphabtical ordr. Pissd off th tachr, but it maks typing mor logical.

      Lts just gt rid of th vowls all together.
      lts jst gt rd f th vwls ll tgthr.
      mayb not

      I lost th power button-good thing I'm running linux!

    46. Re:Losing the Insert key by ion_ · · Score: 1

      What's next to your home key?

      Isn't it obvious?

    47. Re:Losing the Insert key by Zekat · · Score: 1

      I remove the "power" and "print screen" keys from my "Sun Model: Type 6" keyboard.

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    48. Re:Losing the Insert key by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the fact that you know what's contained in their passwords negate the security of using special characters in a password?

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    49. Re:Losing the Insert key by Cumstien · · Score: 1

      The "Insert" key is the most annoying key on the board. If I'm editing and accidentally overshoot backspace or delete and hit the insert key then I start typing over my text when the editor switches to "over" mode. With todays text editors and word processors there is no need to be able to type over text. It's called a mouse.

      Yes, by all means please lose this key

    50. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of those multimedia keyboards have actually moved 'Print Screen', 'Scroll Lock' and 'Pause/Break' down so that they sit just above the Insert, Home, ... block and replaced them with *gasp* Suspend, Hibernate, Power off! One of my clients has such a beast and you can imagine how often they get to hear some loud expletives after I tried to hit CTRL+Break on that box (which runs XP). So now, whenever they ask me to do my work from that station I first pry out that 'Power Off' key and only put it back once I leave again.

      My work laptop also has one heck of an annoying keyboard:

      The most right column reads
      Delete
      Home
      PgUp
      PgDn
      End

      and they put the insert key right between space and AltGr (the right Alt key). Plus there is no Ctrl key to the right but instead I got both a Win key and that 'right click/context menu' Windows key there. As I cannot do CTRL+ALT+DEL one handed this way, the first thing I did was remap the 'right click' one, which I never use anyway, to 'Right CTRL'.

    51. Re:Losing the Insert key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately my OS ignores said keys. Unfortunately the insert/home/pgup/del/end/pgdn cluster has been moved down as a result. Why to designers move keys on keyboards? The other keyboard here is more sensible; the power keys have been liberated from just above the arrow keys, turning it into a "standard" keyboard.

    52. Re:Losing the Insert key by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > What keys do you "liberate" from your keyboards?

      Not the answer you were after, but at home I use the Happy Hacker 2 keyboard so I have dropped all the function keys, keypad keys and the insert/del/home/end/pgup/pgdn keys :-)

      Regards, Simon

  10. scroll lock by hookedup · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Every keyboard has it, somewhere on the upper right-hand side, and frankly, it's pretty useless. It was included on the original IBM PC (where it also had little point). Nowadays, Excel is about the only app that takes advantage of it. When you engage Scroll Lock and press an arrow key, the active cell remains where it was and the entire spreadsheet moves (without Scroll Lock, the active-cell indicator moves to the next cell). article here

  11. Scroll Lock Key by ArkiMage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Very handy key.. I press it twice and my Linksys KVM switches to the other system. Does it do something else?

    1. Re:Scroll Lock Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they make the kvm watch other keys as well. One at the place I work switches at two cntrl key presses, so it's nothing special with scroll lock. Scroll lock is probably a better choice though because scroll lock is nearly useless and out of the way.

    2. Re:Scroll Lock Key by tigga · · Score: 1

      On FreeBSD it locks text screen and allows to scroll buffer with PgDn/PgUp or arrows keys.

    3. Re:Scroll Lock Key by dekashizl · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Does it do something else?" It PAINS me to hear this ignorant question, but recognizing the lack of spiritual context in our society now, allow me to educate our loyal readership a bit, and perhaps open some eyes up to THE TRUTH.

      Many thousands of years ago, a new technology brought forth rampant unapproved duplication of holy scrolls. Fearing their power was slipping out of their grip, the religious leadership began a campaign of identifying and stoning to death the worst offenders.

      When this campaign backfired, causing people to buy even less scrolls than before, they changed their approach by embedding actual physical protection on scrolls they sold, in an attempt to reduce the illegal duplication and maintain control over distribution.

      These "scroll locks" were placed on all scrolls manufactured, and indeed served to protect their power for several decades. But, eventually they were cracked, for it was only a matter of time, and scrolls and their content became free.

      The world changed for the better, and people vowed never to let anything like that happen again. As we say now "when pigs fly", they too saw the improbability of ever allowing such a thing to happen again. "Yeah, maybe 2000 years after the Son of God walks the earth, then we'll let this happen again, but not before that!" laughed Haramud Ha'abbahakbar.

      And so it was inscribed in many religious texts (rough translation) "And bind upon your keyboards always a key named 'Scroll Lock' so that you may be reminded daily of the plight caused by this wretched behavior of control, and that you may take your child upon your lap and tell him of the horrors forced upon his ancestors in the time when individual men were treated as slaves."

      It saddens me that this history is forgotten, and all we can think about is scrolling a spreadsheet or switching monitors. To think that people actually would remove this key frightens me and foretells of a coming apocalypse, as people have foresaken their history and are doomed to repeat it.

    4. Re:Scroll Lock Key by bdubSOv1iKIJ403M · · Score: 1

      This was modded funny? Well, perhaps it will be renamed the CD Lock key someday.

    5. Re:Scroll Lock Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This must be the most funny thing I've read for several months. It's a pity you don't get Karma for Funny mods, because you deseve it.

  12. Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by gotr00t · · Score: 5, Informative
    When using a TTY terminal in Linux, the scroll lock is an extremely useful key so that you can pause the output in order to read it. In most BIOS's, you can also press it to pause the info that it is giving you as well.

    Many people think that scroll lock is now useless, except in Microsoft Excel, but it does have a much more useful purpose, at least in Linux and perhaps BSD.

    1. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by voisine · · Score: 2, Informative

      In BSD, using the arrow keys with scroll lock on is the equivilant of shift+PgUp,PgDn in Linux.

    2. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative
      I have news for you, and its name is ^S and ^Q! Sing it loudly from the mountaintops!

      P.S. this works places other than Unix also.

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    3. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      scroll lock is an extremely useful key so that you can pause the output in order to read it. In most BIOS's, you can also press it to pause the info that it is giving you as well.

      I'm fairly sure it's the pause/break key to halt the bios, not the scroll lock one. Only thing is, I'm not rebooting to verify that !! ;-)

    4. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by Ded+Bob · · Score: 2, Informative

      From syscons(4) in FreeBSD:

      Back Scrolling
      The syscons driver allows the user to browse the output which has
      ``scrolled off'' the top of the screen.

      Press the ``slock'' key (usually ScrllLock / Scroll Lock or Pause on many
      keyboards) and the terminal is in the ``scrollback'' mode. It is indi-
      cated by the Scroll Lock LED. Use the arrow keys, the Page Up/Down keys
      and the Home/End keys to scroll buffered terminal output. Press the
      ``slock'' key again to get back to the normal terminal mode.

      The size of the scrollback buffer can be set by the SC_HISTORY_SIZE
      option described below.

    5. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by evilviper · · Score: 2, Informative
      In BSD

      NO! Not in "BSD", ONLY in FreeBSD... FreeBSD is not the end-all, be-all BSD, thank you very much.
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    6. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by Yaztromo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Many people think that scroll lock is now useless, except in Microsoft Excel, but it does have a much more useful purpose, at least in Linux and perhaps BSD.

      It's also used in Lotus Notes for its original purpose. The last company I worked for used Notes as its groupware client, and it once took me 5 minutes to figure out why I couldn't scroll through my list of inbox e-mail messages without the entire list moving up and down, not having noticed that the "Scroll Lock" light was on :).

      Yaz.

    7. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How can I disable the scroll lock key in Linux, both on consoles and in X keyboard mapping?

      My KVM switch uses Scroll Lock to switch hosts, but, often this confuses my terminals, sometimes to the point where I must do mad-bomber techniques to reset the keyboard, and sometimes badly enough that I've chosen to reboot.

      Is there a way to disable the scroll lock key at the keyboard driver level?

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    8. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, risking being an anal twit... the real names of those keys are XOFF and XON (old flow control characters used in serial communication channels).

    9. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by sander · · Score: 1

      Apply a patch and they will too :p

    10. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by HSheldon · · Score: 1

      Or it could be dangerous as in my case when someone accidentally pressed scroll lock on a university mail server on the console that was displaying logs and several days later the swap was full of log messages that were buffered (in the kernel?).

    11. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > I have news for you, and its name is ^S and ^Q!
      > Sing it loudly from the mountaintops!
      > P.S. this works places other than Unix also.

      Yeah, serious.... After using it since last millennium, I *just* discovered that a Windows 2000 command box uses the CTRL-S/Q convention. *_*

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    12. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > How can I disable the scroll lock key in Linux,
      > both on consoles and in X keyboard mapping?

      According to "http://paperlined.org/linux/configuration_tweaks. html", you can disable scroll lock by typing...
      echo "keycode 70 = Escape" | loadkeys ... into a terminal window. This'll change the Scroll Lock key so that it acts like the Escape key.

      Let me know if it works. I haven't tried it out.

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    13. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by blazer1024 · · Score: 1

      See, I really don't like the fact that Linux uses scroll lock to pause the screen.. see, that's what the PAUSE key is for. Scroll lock is used in many KVM's to switch machines, and having it lock up the terminal is sometimes frustrating when you forget after switching from one box to another. NOT fun at all.

    14. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Ya know, I've seen several people talk about how it gets in their way, but I just don't see it. We have a Raritan KVM here, which uses scroll-lock (pressed twice) to bring up the menu. I haven't had one problem with it conflicting with the machines...

      Maybe because it monitors double-taps on the key, that might be the reason... but Scroll-lock means just that: Locking the screen from scrolling.

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    15. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >echo "keycode 70 = Escape" | loadkeys

      Yep, that does it for the consoles, which solves my problem so far. Thanks!

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    16. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by MrScience · · Score: 1

      I've always used Pause to, err, pause the BIOS output.

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    17. Re:Scroll lock is useful in Linux terminals by blazer1024 · · Score: 1

      Well, my complaint is not as much that scroll-lock gets in my way. It does, but it's not really a big deal. My complaint really comes from the stupidity that got that hook put in there.

      The pause key already existed, and it was made specifically FOR this function! Scroll-lock was as the article specified, to lock the keyboard to allow for easy scrolling rather than to lock the screen so that it doesn't scroll. If Linux used the pause key instead, nobody would have this problem, and everyone would be happy.

  13. Something everyone knows... by Chayce · · Score: 1

    What the any key is for... duh!

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    1. Re:Something everyone knows... by mAineAc · · Score: 1

      http://web14.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FA Q2859 That tells you what the any key is.

    2. Re:Something everyone knows... by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

      I applaud you for your firm grasp of the use of HTML links.

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  14. Props! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever my lab partner does something good, I hit the props key. Sun machines are cool like that.

    1. Re:Props! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whenever i do something stupid, i hit the poop key.

    2. Re:Props! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg wine just came out of my nose thank you mr ac thank you

    3. Re:Props! by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Whenever my lab partner does something good, I hit the props key. Sun machines are cool like that.

      hahahahahaha, that's hilarious. hardest i've laughed for days.

      maybe i need to get out more, but still.

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    4. Re:Props! by jon787 · · Score: 1

      I aliased the giant "HELP" key to logout :)
      And the "any" key (the one without the label to "xlock"

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    5. Re:Props! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no poop key on a Sun keyboard, but there really is a props key, making your joke more retarded than it first appeared.

    6. Re:Props! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whaht does the props key do?

    7. Re:Props! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      That's better than on Lawnmower Man 2, where the guy hits the "POV" key.

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    8. Re:Props! by pmz · · Score: 1


      In CDE, it appears to bring up different things for different programs. With the mouse on the workspace, it brings up an "about" dialog. With the mouse over my CDE decktop clock, it brings up the clock properties dialog. It dosn't seem to work for everything, though. A toy, really.

  15. Linux keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any keyboards with either Tux on the "Windows" key, or labeled as its true name?

    1. Re:Linux keyboards by Tisephone · · Score: 0

      Generally, "Linux" keyboards are 101 keys with Ctrl and Caps Lock in their God-given place (e.g. swapped from the usual.)

      Some also follow the Sun layout, with "Meta", "Compose" and the "AltGr" key mentioned in the blurb.

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  16. The Light by metadatay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something has to turn the Scroll Lock light on and off.

    1. Re:The Light by antimith · · Score: 1

      Seems linux alread thought of that: setleds +s That'll turn it on.

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      "Oh... There it goes... my brain stopped" - Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
    2. Re:The Light by Thing+1 · · Score: 4, Funny
      That's hilarious. Reminds me of tripping in college...

      Pointing at radio tower with blinking red light: "What's that tower for?"

      "They built it to warn planes."

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    3. Re:The Light by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      This currently has +3, 80% Funny, 20% Overrated.

      So LSD is overrated, eh? ;-)

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      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
  17. Perhaps someone can tell me ... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    ... how long Enlightment has existed for Sun machines? :)

    1. Re:Perhaps someone can tell me ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      For me, Enlightenment came when I upgraded my 68020-based sun3 to a SPARC-based sun4. (/260 to be precise.)

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Perhaps someone can tell me ... by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      I think it is funny how 'modern' keyboards are now getting keys like i had on my sun keyboard.

      The Vol + & -, eject, power, etc.

      didnt use many of them, but thought it would have been cool if i could have :)

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      Im glad /. isnt the real world, that would really suck..
  18. phew! by infonick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    i can now sleep calmly at night :D

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    You are confusing me with someone who cares.
  19. MS Office scroll lock peeve by Humba · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's always bugged me that Scroll Lock doesn't work in MS Word or in Visual Studio. (I know, I know.)

    I'll be reading a document using the scroll wheel on my mouse, get tired of that particular method then switch to using the arrow key, which then jumps the view to the current cursor position, which is by now miles away from where I was reading.

    Not exactly sure I'd remember to turn on Scroll Lock in the first place, but for read-only documents it might be a good default.

    --H

    1. Re:MS Office scroll lock peeve by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Use Ctrl+Arrow keys to scroll in this situation. The insertion point will probably be moved to the edge of the visible area.

    2. Re:MS Office scroll lock peeve by lythotype · · Score: 1

      Visual FoxPro does the same thing in a browse window. Bugs me to no end! Theres not a gradual build up of speed, just one second plodding along record to record and then BAM! your 2000 records and accelerating away from where you want to be.

    3. Re:MS Office scroll lock peeve by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      If it's any consolation, it does work in Excel.

    4. Re:MS Office scroll lock peeve by vrt3 · · Score: 1

      I know, it bugs me too lots of times. I know I can workaround by clicking in the document to place the cursor in the new position, but I often forget about it.

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  20. More interesting question migth be... by eb4x · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who's the smartass that switched "Caps Lock" and "Ctrl" keys?

    1. Re:More interesting question migth be... by reiggin · · Score: 1

      someone's always bitching about the ctrl key thing. get over it. my pinky finds it just fine and screw the carpal tunnel.

    2. Re:More interesting question migth be... by taniwha · · Score: 1

      you mean you didn't do what I did and keep a couple of (apple) keyboards around when it changed?

    3. Re:More interesting question migth be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whaddya mean? It's exactly where it's always been on my Northgate OmniKey/PLUS.

    4. Re:More interesting question migth be... by archen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then switch it back (I do on all my computers).

      FreeBSD : Run sysinstall and you can select a keymap with caps as a ctrl.

      Linux : you can do it at the "KDE" level, or level of X, but the most reliable method is to just use
      echo 'keycode 58 = Control' | loadkeys
      at bootup

      Win 9x : I believe you can just use they keymap util with powertools

      Win2k (xp?) : you have to fuck with the registry. I can't recall how I did it, but I got it to work and I just run a regestry import now (you can find articles on how to do it). Looks like this.
      [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSe t\Contr ol\Keyboard Layout]
      "Scancode Map"=hex:00,00,00,00,00,00,00,00,02,00,00,00,1d,00 ,3a,00,00,00,00,00

      (run at own risk, may destroy your computer)

    5. Re:More interesting question migth be... by the_other_one · · Score: 1

      THEY SWITCHED THEM!??
      OH! THAT EXPLAINS ALOT.

      i want to do alot of yelling at the lameness filter

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    6. Re:More interesting question migth be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates had this changed because you could actually flip the bird as you do the three-finger (Ctrl+Alt+Del) salute! It was bad press. Give it a try.

      Okay, so Bill may not have, but it makes a great story to tell the newbies.

    7. Re:More interesting question migth be... by Rheingold · · Score: 1

      Actually, under XFree86 4, you can add:
      Option "XkbOptions" "ctrl:nocaps"
      to your XF86Config file in the "InputDevice" section.

      Also, to change it one the Linux console, you can just set the keymap to "emacs" or "emacs2" (regardless of your opinion of Emacs).

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      wiki
    8. Re:More interesting question migth be... by pVoid · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, check this cool hack out.

      Mind you, this is not a registry thing because you actually need code to run it. With this, caps lock will go uppercase, and CTRL will release the lock.

  21. Some more keys. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    I always thought alt-graph was basically another meta key, used for other character sets....

    What I want to know, is what was the unnamed unlabeled key on my sun keyboard for? I forget where it was.. in the top left, I think, or bottom left, near there.. and it had no label.

    What I really want to know.. is... was it the ANY key?

    1. Re:Some more keys. by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      I always thought alt-graph was basically another meta key, used for other character sets....

      What I want to know, is what was the unnamed unlabeled key on my sun keyboard for? I forget where it was.. in the top left, I think, or bottom left, near there.. and it had no label.

      What I really want to know.. is... was it the ANY key?


      It's in the upper left next to "Help", and mine was briefly labelled "ANY" with some rub-on transfer labels.

      But, now I mostly just SSH to my sparc box, so I never see that keyboard anymore.

      --
      "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    2. Re:Some more keys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used a few old IBM terminals that had two blank keys at the bottom. No clue what they did, but if you hit one at the same time as "stop" it would force the terminal to reset. Hard.

      I tried real hard to get some of those bad boys when they rolled out our "new, better" Java/Windows based system but the installing techs watched like hawks. Would have been even better if I could have grabbed the IBM risc box that ran it all... its sad that that one little AIX box ran the whole place quicker and easier than all these crap wintendos.

    3. Re:Some more keys. by heliocentric · · Score: 1

      It's there because Sun makes type 6 keyboards with a PC layout and that's where they put the Esc key. Since they postition has no use in sun land and they didn't want to make another keyboard process so they fill the hole with a blank key.

      I have taken a pen to mine and labeled it "Any."

      And, as I had made in a previous post on this topic:

      My other hypothesis is that this key has a tie-in to solaris and it monitors user gruntle level. As a user begins to lose their gruntles (and become disgruntled) they bash on the keyboard, tripping this key. Once a user reaches a certain level their account should be locked. Unfortunitly all of my sun training and years as admin never demonistrated how to incorporate this with the business plan. *sigh* I guess it's just the any key.

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    4. Re:Some more keys. by rootofevil · · Score: 1
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      turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie
  22. Mad Props by Marc2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sweet Jesus tell me what the 'Props' key does on Sun keyboards, for me it just beeps.

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    --- What
    1. Re:Mad Props by pheared · · Score: 1

      Properties?

      It sits among "Copy" "Paste" and some other keys that are suspiciously Wordprocessoresque.

      Long live Stop-A.

    2. Re:Mad Props by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      Long live Stop-A
      You sir have been the source of much grief for many people, including me. We had a nice (at the time) sun workstation lab at UK, 20 sparcstations 5's, 10's and 20's each one also allowed telnet login's. I was doing something for Intro to C remotely, and the ass at the term did a stop-a boot, lost my fscking project and he didn't even have the humanitity to issue a sync, corrupted my fscking files. I'd love to hunt that SOB down.

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    3. Re:Mad Props by hattig · · Score: 1

      it props up the keyboard. Don't remove it unless you like typing at a funny angle.

      Dammit why can't slashdot accept that some people can type at more than 50wpm ... blah blah twiddle dee...

    4. Re:Mad Props by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's been years, man, let it go. It was an Intro to C program, it's not like it was your thesis or anything. How long did it take you to rewrite the whole thing, five minutes or ten?

    5. Re:Mad Props by rudedog · · Score: 4, Informative

      If I recall correctly, back in the days of openlook, the props key was used to bring up the properties menu for a window. That's as much as I can remember.

    6. Re:Mad Props by jfengel · · Score: 1

      That's as much as you can remember because that's about all it did. And if that's all you can remember about OpenLook, congratulations; those are brain cells freed up that otherwise you'd never get again.

    7. Re:Mad Props by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      program hello world;

      using stdio.h

      begin
      printfln "Hello world!"
      end.
      Damn!
      using <stdio.h>
      program int main( void );
      begin
      printf("Hello world/n!");
      }
      Damn!
  23. window key by deputydink · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm still trying to figure out what this fucking window keys does.

    oh... nevermind.

  24. What I use the scroll lock key for by zoloto · · Score: 1

    key combinations.

    a+scroll lock = mutt
    s+scroll lock = (insert x app here)

    ifyou know how to remap your keyboard, using something like bbkeys, or whatever there is for gnome/kde is obsolete.

  25. If you are using Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of commands are mapped to WindowsKey+Other combinations.

  26. Fark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yet another link that Fark ran first, and Slashdot copied...

    1. Re:Fark by Jubii · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Yet another link that Fark [fark.com] ran first, and Slashdot copied...

      Yeah... but did they slashdot the web server when they ran it.... heh? That's what I thought!
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      I planned on inserting something witty here but never got around to it.
  27. Or can anyone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    WHATISTHISCAPSLOCKKEYFOR?

    1. Re:Or can anyone explain by grolschie · · Score: 4, Funny

      WHATISTHISCAPSLOCKKEYFOR?

      It's for annoying the crap out of email recipients and newsgroup readers - of course.

    2. Re:Or can anyone explain by g_goblin · · Score: 0

      It makes it faster when typing a #define -- He was night putting --

    3. Re:Or can anyone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      First, let me show you this wonderful space bar key!

    4. Re:Or can anyone explain by maskedferret · · Score: 1

      missing a spacebar?

    5. Re:Or can anyone explain by mitch0 · · Score: 1

      I just came accross this wonderful page to get me out of the CAPSLOCK misery under windows. Of course you don't want to swap CAPSLOCK with anything. You just want to get rid of it (that position is the rightful place of CTRL). In other words: CAPSLOCK IS A MISTAKE, really. cheers, mitch

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      // their brains start working." -- Ford Prefect
    6. Re:Or can anyone explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding me? Everyone knows nigeria's prime innovation regarding computers involved lots and lots of use of the caps lock key. Man, some people really don't know their history...

  28. Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Danish keymap is the same on all PC's (and Sun Boxen as well), and we need Alt Graph to access the following characters:
    \@${[]}|~?

    Not sure about the US keymap, but I sure as hell wouldn't want to go without Alt Graph.

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    1. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I often use a swedish keyboard, as I often type in both German and/or Swedish. I find it easier to hit the umlaut key followed by u, rather than figure out how to get a on the German layout.

      Here's the one thing I would like to know though, and you might be able to help me out in finding it. I need the ~ key, and I've not been able to find it on my swedish layout. (I don't have the actual keyboard, just use the layout.)

      I figure that Danish should be similar, and if you could tell me where it is on the Danish keyboard, maybe it'll help me find it myself. (Yes, I'm this lazy.)

      --

      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    2. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by NaturePhotog · · Score: 4, Informative

      On keyboards in general, most keys generates two characters. This is fine for English, not using any letters besides A-Z or any accents as far as ASCII is concerned.

      However, for many European languages, there are additional characters, like a+ring (U+0035) in Swedish, and accented characters, like e+acute (U+00E9) in French. Since back in the days of XTs, there were only 83/84 keys to go around, they made some keys produce a third and sometimes fourth character. These were accessed by pressing Ctrl and Alt for the third char and Ctrl, Alt and Shift for the fourth char and then the key.

      At some point, it was (rightfully) decided this was unnecessarily clunky. Keyboard BIOSes/drivers were changed to support the Mac-style input of accent + character to generate that character accented. That still left the 'standard' for older keyboards to be backward compatible with, and other chars that didn't fit that pattern.

      So when the 101/102 key keyboards came out, for European languages that changed the right Alt key to Alt Gr, or alternate graphic. (For some languages it had a different abbreviation, like Alt Car). This allowed typing Alt Gr plus one of the 3- or 4-character keys to access the 3rd (and with Shift, the 4th) character. Still a pain, but less so than a 3 or 4 finger salute to get a single character.

    3. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by geggibus · · Score: 1

      Alt Gr + the key above * and then hit a space. (Im not using a pc keyboard right now so i might be wrong, try so, try other keys in that area...).

      If you are using a "physical swedish keyboard" there's usually a third marking on keys available with Alt+gr.

    4. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOXES YOU DUMB FUCK.

    5. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Most PC keyboards outside of the US have the Alt Graph (or Alt Gr) key. It's used to access all kinds of international characters. On my keyboard (I'm in the Netherlands), I can type the following characters with it: 1/41/23/4''xaae(R)uuiooaBdoae(C)nc

      When I typed it, there were 36 special characters (accented characters, the Euro sign and other currency signs, international alphabet and punctuation characters, etc.) following that colon, I'm curious to see how many of them will survive Slashdot's US-centric character handling code...

    6. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Finnish and Norwegian keyboards you can find ~ by pressing AltGr and the top key left of Enter. In my Norwegian keyboard it shows ^ sign on it, but can't be sure of other ones. I would expect it to be in the same place in Swedish keyboard.

    7. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow, that's pretty sad. None of them survived! Not a single one! Slashdot displays typical American arrogance and ignorance by discarding accents and changing characters to alternatives that are not equivalent or just plain wrong.

      I was going to include a table here showing what some of the worst mistakes Slashdot makes are (I mean, changing a ringel-S, which is an alternative to a double S, to a B?!?!), but it wouldn't pass the lameness filter! It told me to "use fewer 'junk' characters"! So accents, currency signs, international punctuation, etc. are considered "lame" and "junk" by Slashdot?! I mean, how fucking arrogant can you get!

    8. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's alt-gr and the umlaut-key.

      Have fun :)

    9. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same in Sweden - the square brackets [] are on keys AltGr-8 and AltGr-9, and the curly braces on 7 and 0.

      This works out quite ok on most PC keyboards where the AltGr is to the right of the space bar, so you press it with the right hand thumb while pressing the digit key with any of the other fingers.

      However, on the keyboard of my SunRay terminal, the AltGr key is a small key down to the right, below the right shift key (where the right half of the right control key is on a PC keyboard). So typing a brace or bracket involves pressing the AltGr with the right pinkie while stretching for the 7, 8, 9 or 0 key. Try it (remember, it is a small key to the far right) and be happy if you don't have to speed-type source code (e.g. C, Java or Python) on one.

    10. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you 99%. My name would turn to gibberish on SlashNot.

    11. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by LX.onesizebigger · · Score: 1

      Use Alt Gr with the umlaut/circumflex key.

      Many American (and related) keyboards have one key less than normal European keyboards, so depending on your physical layout, you may not actually have this key. On most normal Swedish layouts, it is, as pointed out, the key above the asterisk, but sometimes, the less-than/greater-than/pipe is found in this place instead of down in the left-hand corner where it belongs (and not on spacebar row either, heretics).

      You can of course remap that particular key to sit on another physical key when Alt Gr-ed. Under windows, remapping the scancodes can be a bit of a bitch, since the codes in endian little in expressed are. I believe it's easier in Linux, but I haven't bothered to look at it yet. I need to though, so I can get my Swedish numpad decimal key to produce a point instead of a comma.

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    12. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not mod up the trolls. This "typical American arrogance" shit is old. Don't like it? Go somewhere else...it's not like you're paying for this website.

    13. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I mean, how fucking arrogant can you get!", they should be taking lessons from you. This is a website created by people from the US. They have explicitly said that it is US-centric. Why should they support characters that are not in american english? You are the one who is arrogant by coming to such a site, of your own free will, knowing it is US-centric and then whining when you can't type characters that the general population doesn't know/use/understand whatever. In other words, fuck off.

    14. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      1/41/23/4''xaae(R)uuiooaBdoae(C)nc

      I'm assuming you didn't actually input this as plain 7-bit ASCII characters, and something in the Slashcode automagically converted it.

      Why the German 'ess-tsett' was translated into a capital 'B', I can only wonder.

    15. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's why Danish keyboards are bad for C/C++ programmers (because of the curly braces. They are even located at the same side as the Alt Gr. key). That must be why Bjarne Stoustrup moved to USA :)

    16. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Well, your chars came out as:

      1/41/23/4''xaae(R)uuiooaBdoae(C)nc

      in the article. Did you enter ISO-8859-9 chars or UTF-8? (/me tries to think whether ISO-8859-9 chars all map to the same UTF-8 chars.. dont think so..), eg:

      1/23/4(TM)+/-(TM)O(R)EAEDJ&xN'`
      ""njdBBae

      If you're using a recent RedHat, have a look in /usr/share/doc/kbd..../ - there are 2 files there with lots of funky UTF-8 chars (eg arabic, russian , greek and various symbols). All accessible via AltGr of course :)

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    17. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      I entered the characters directly from the keyboard into Mozilla on a Windows 2000 machine. Windows and Mozilla are pretty good with international characters, internally they were probably Unicode all the way. I trust Mozilla to submit them to the webserver correctly, no matter which character set was used (and a small test I did bears that out).

    18. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      Well, this is a pointless post, but I might as well make it anyway.

      Originally, Slashcode (on Slashdot) would accept any international character. It would even accept HTML entities so you could easily enter these characters in a way that even if the database could only store 7-bit ASCII, they would still come out to the user. And I know Slashcode is capable of international characters.

      Only recently has this ability been removed. It always used to be capable of international characters. I don't know why, but I would guess they decided to remove accents "due to trolls" or something. But there's no reason why Slashcode can't display or accept international characters, because it used to accept international characters.

      So calling Slashdot arrogant for their removal of characters is completely warrented. They are aware of international issues, but they actually took action to remove accents and foreign characters.

      (And may calling them "internation characters" is a real example of American arrogance :).)

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  29. Outstanding, but... by Infernon · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is all very interesting, but it still doesn't tell me anything about where the 'Any' key is...

    1. Re:Outstanding, but... by DCowern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look no further, Compaq has the answer.

    2. Re:Outstanding, but... by houghi · · Score: 1
      about where the 'Any' key is...


      Funny. What I have heard is that the any key comes from way when memory was expensive and years had two numbers.

      The any key was from a question after you asked to delete a bunch of files.
      # Do you want to delete the file some.file? Press ANY key.

      This stood for: Press [A]ll, [N]one or [Y]es.

      Naturaly when you would press [B], nothing would happen as that was not one of the keys to press.

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    3. Re:Outstanding, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You heard very wrong. I suggest you beat up whichever idiot told you that, because they made you look stupid.

  30. It's just another key... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To clean out after you keyboard gets too sticky from all that protein.

    1. Re:It's just another key... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you mean you dropped your peanut butter sandwich...

    2. Re:It's just another key... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry that you aren't aware of it, but that sticky stuff doesn't have all that much protein in it. Perhaps that's why your attempts at building muscle mass haven't been working. You really shouldn't believe everything your boyfriend says... :-)

    3. Re:It's just another key... by lord_nightrose · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, but just why the hell was this modded 'insightful?' Sheesh...

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  31. Re:Alt Graph on Sun-boxen ... --BOXEN!! Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for refering to your computer as 'boxen'....Glad to see it becoming mainstream!

    Thanks Again,
    Ben

  32. The ` key by vanza · · Score: 2, Informative

    You know, it's not just a LISP or Python operator... some of us use it to write in our languages. Tres frequemment, sometimes. (I'm not French, but, similarly to French, my native language uses the grave accent - just not as often.)

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    Marcelo Vanzin
    1. Re:The ` key by vanza · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn Slashdot, it filtered the accents on "tres" and "frequemment".

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    2. Re:The ` key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      aeiou .... you are right, you can't write foreign language in slashdot :)

      I have a bad habit of switching between english (US) and French keyboard to use the accent.
      I prefer the english layout (when programming and english writing) but sometime I have to write in french and when I need to do it properly, I write the accents. But getting the accent on the English keyboard isn't the easiest so I constantly switch between french when I need to enter a accent letter.

      On a different note...
      Wasn't there something on slashdot recently about CTRL-ALT-DELETE.
      Yes, this is one of the stupid combination to use for login in a computer. Why don't they replace the not so useful scroll lock with a Login key?

    3. Re:The ` key by benjamindees · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first time I read that, I thought that by 'our languages' you meant bash. Time to go outside.

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    4. Re:The ` key by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      You know, it's not just a LISP or Python operator... some of us use it to write in our languages. Tres frequemment, sometimes. (I'm not French, but, similarly to French, my native language uses the grave accent - just not as often.)

      But more importantly, it is used in a PERL script to run another application, ie, `wget slashdot.org`; or whatever you want to run. How its used in lisp or python I don't know. Anyone?

      Those of us that take pride in our total lack of programming skills find it very handy. It again confirms PERLs place as the "Swiss Army Chainsaw" of programming languages. I have several PERL scripts that use this throughout, in a very ugly but effective way.

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    5. Re:The ` key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Those of us that take pride in our total lack of programming skills find it very handy. It again confirms PERLs place as the "Swiss Army Chainsaw" of programming languages.


      You think that despite the fact that it has exactly that function in every shell I can think of, most of them predating PERL by several years.

      Sheesh. Youngsters.
    6. Re:The ` key by WWWWolf · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but I guess the French keyboards have specific keys for these letters as well?

      At least Finnish keyboard has A and O with umlaut and A with ring as well for some weird reason. (The capital versions of the characters are U+00C4, U+00D6 and U+00C5, respectively. And yes, I don't like the way that it's 2003 already and Slashdot has problems with Weird Foreign Characters...) So, while typing in Finnish or Swedish, there's no need to use the umlaut accent key - which is thus infrequently used on Finnish keyboard. Since I'm guessing the acute/grave accent keys are on French keyboard, I suppose it's also infrequently used there.

      The accent keys are handy in limited situations but I'm also sort of glad that programming languages abuse them so marvellously. =)

    7. Re:The ` key by vanza · · Score: 1

      I don't remember how the French keyboard is laid out (I used it briefly when I was travelling Europe), but the Brazilian Portuguese keyboard has keys for the accents, and not for the accented letters. They're laid out differently from the standard qwerty (e.g., acute and grave are on the same key, tilde and circumflex on another, apostrophe and double-quotes on another), but we don't have any "accented vowels" keys (although we do have a c-cedilla key).

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    8. Re:The ` key by ixache · · Score: 1

      I have a French keyboard right under my fingers, so I can tell you how it works: you have specific keys for some of the accented letters (acute a, cedilla c, acute and grave e, acute u), usually the most used; and you have also one combining accent key for making circumflex (^) aeiou and (by shifting) diaresis (") aeiouy. Then you have to use a char map or a compose key to produce some other character such as the infamous e in o, the accented capital letters and the accented letters used in other western Europe languages such as Spanish. The downturn of all this is that it's quite cumbersome to type correct French, and that some keys very usesul for programming, ~#{[|`\^@]}, are relegated to AltGr status.

      Xavier

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  33. I use it for usefull things... by nomel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Such as Message Notification for Trillian and nice blinky light plugin for music in winamp.

    Like I'll believe it has a use other than those...pfft.

  34. I once believed by OneOver137 · · Score: 1

    that the 'SysRq' key stood for "System Requirements", and would tell you what kind of hardware you needed for a program you were trying to load. Jeez, I was way off!

  35. Use for the tilde key by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 3, Informative

    The tilde still has some limited use in C++ (don't know about other C-based programming languages since I don't know any of the others...yet). It's how you indicate to the compiler that this is the destructor function for programmer-defined class. That way the instructions in the destructor are automatically executed when an object of the class goes out of scope (usually used for returning dynamically allocated memory). Example: MyClass(); //CONstructor ~MyClass(); //DEstructor

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    1. Re:Use for the tilde key by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Informative
      ~ is also used in C for binary negation.

      0xbeefbabe & (~0x04) == 0xbeefbabe & 0xfffffff8

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    2. Re:Use for the tilde key by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Informative

      it's also the bitwise-NOT operator.

      say char boing = 0x55; // 01010101
      char gniob = ~boing; // 10101010

    3. Re:Use for the tilde key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is of course, why our erstwhile friend there thought of its use in C++, where it is used to denote the destructor of an object.

      After all, if

      Foo::Foo( void )

      Creates and object, then the negative effect of destroying and object must logically be

      Foo::~Foo( void )

      Ahhh, weak and obscure programmer jokes...

    4. Re:Use for the tilde key by Boing · · Score: 1
      it's also the bitwise-NOT operator.

      say char boing = 0x55; // 01010101 char gniob = ~boing; // 10101010

      All of a sudden, I don't feel so good...

  36. turbo? by glass_window · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing a "turbo" key on an IBM keyboard once, it really had everybody confused.

    1. Re:turbo? by PaizuriTatsujin · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing that on the middle school computers, I figured it would make me type faster if I hit the turbo key... But it always made the bully flick me in the back of the head.

    2. Re:turbo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never seen a turbo key on a keyboard however I do remember when pc's had a turbo button on the case. If I remember correctly it increassed the CPU speed. Sort of like early overclocking. But I could of been really high.

  37. You idiot, that's what he's saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have FAILED IT. We need the you suck for posting ME TOO post.

    WALLOW IN YOUR FAILURE

    And now I will cheat the lameness filter, so die.

  38. Why the hell... by Justin205 · · Score: 1

    ... do we have two Ctrl and Alt keys? Isn't one set enough? And while I'm at it, all these "exrta" keys are just damn annoying. Access to an application from a single button is meant for PDAs, not computers where everyting is a command or a click away.

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    1. Re:Why the hell... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      The two control and alt keys are to make it easy to keyboard. It's rough to hold down alt/cntrl plus another key with one hand, so this way, wherever the second key is, you can press and hold that key with one hand, then use alt/cntrl with the other.

    2. Re:Why the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you, sir, are not an emacs user.

  39. Uses for AltGr by red_dragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    AltGr ("alternate graphic," although it should really be "alternate glyph") is used for entering extended characters beyond what the standard keyboard layout supports. It's equivalent to the X keysym Mode_switch. When you use the "US International" keyboard layout in Windows, the right Alt key becomes AltGr, which when pressed along with other keys produces various extended characters, including accented letters, special punctuation marks, and other fancy stuff without having to type in the ASCII value on the numeric keypad while holding the Alt key. On non-US keyboards, like the ISO Spanish keyboard on my Mac, some keys have extra characters printed on the key caps, indicating which character they generate while pressing AltGr.

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  40. It's already getting slow... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    Dear Straight Dope: Why does my computer keyboard have this "Scroll Lock" key that seems to serve no purpose whatsoever? In 15 years I don't remember ever pushing that button. I'm almost scared to touch it --Insanegrey, Lawrence, KS Guest contributor Una Persson replies: Although your mother told you that there are many things to avoid touching (like downed electric lines, scorpions, and the "naughty place"), don't be afraid to touch the Scroll Lock key. Nothing bad will happen - in fact, probably nothing at all will happen. Once upon a time, however, something did. The Scroll Lock key has appeared on the keyboards of IBM personal computers since the original 83-key PC/XT and the 84-key AT layouts, and remains on the 101-key and greater "enhanced" keyboards currently in use. The Scroll Lock key wasn't on the original Macintosh keyboards but appears on the Mac's "enhanced" keyboard. The main intent of the Scroll Lock key was to allow scrolling of screen text up, down and presumably sideways using the arrow keys in the days before large displays and graphical scroll bars. You can see where this might have been handy in the DOS era, when screen output typically was limited to 80 characters wide by 25 rows deep. For some types of programs, spreadsheets being the obvious example, it's still handy now. In Microsoft Excel, Scroll Lock allows you to scroll a spreadsheet with the arrow keys without moving the active cell pointer from the currently highlighted cell. In Quattro Pro, another spreadsheet program, Scroll Lock works in a similar manner, although in contrast to Excel it's not possible to scroll the active cell pointer completely off the screen. Other programs use Scroll Lock for special functions. It's said (although I haven't personally verified this) that the Linux operating system as well as some early mainframe and minicomputer terminals employed Scroll Lock to stop text from scrolling on your screen in command-line sessions - pausing the scrolling, in effect. The ancient DOS adventure game "Rogue" (one of my all-time favorites) used Scroll Lock to scroll your character's movement through the ASCII dungeons on the display. I'm told some computers in the late 1980s used the Scroll Lock key to halt the scrolling of the boot-up messages that appeared when you started the computer. This last use may be apocryphal, as I could find no examples of computers that displayed this behavior. The point is, Scroll Lock sometimes does something besides make that little light light up. Other odd keys worthy of note on your keyboard include the SysRq key (sometimes appearing as SysReq), which shares the same key as the "Print Screen" key. (Historical sidelight - SysRq was the "84th key" added when the 83-key PC/XT keyboard became the 84-key AT keyboard.) Unless programmed by a particular application, the SysRq key does nothing in most operating systems, including DOS, Windows, and OS/2. The SysRq key has different "hooks" into the system BIOS (basic input/output system, the interface between the software and the low-level functions of the computer) from the other keys on the keyboard. IBM evidently included this key to facilitate task switching in future operating systems - that is, to allow either switching from one task to another (as on a mainframe computer), or interrupting all tasks and returning control to the keyboard. Advanced MS-DOS Programming, second edition, Microsoft Press, states: A multitasking program manager would be expected to capture INT 15H so that it can be notified when the user strikes the SysReq key. In layman's terms that means, "You can make a multitasking program manager monitor a specific location in your computer's hardware so it can do something cool, such as letting the user switch tasks, when the SysReq key is pressed." As it turned out, the developers of Windows didn't use SysReq when implementing task switching. Some new keyboards no longer feature this key, and its days seem numbered. The Pause/Break key was used in the DOS command line environment for two different purposes. Pause cou

    1. Re:It's already getting slow... by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

      Ha! I read it before there were any comments here on /.
      I was starting to wonder if there was something wrong with the message. I had never seen a message on /. without ANY comments...it was like I'd found...um...something...really...amazingly...surp risingly...um...good.

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    2. Re:It's already getting slow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, your puter does have an ENTER key.

    3. Re:It's already getting slow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumass doesn't know how to use the preview button.

    4. Re:It's already getting slow... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      I'll read that if you use the carriage return instead of the scroll lock.

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    5. Re:It's already getting slow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Straight Dope: What's the enter key do? Kisses! herrvinny

  41. Wrong! by sakusha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Scroll lock is not what "una" says it is. The function she describes wasn't used in that manner. The IBM PC used the standard Control-S and Control-Q to stop and start screen scrolling.
    The Scroll Lock key was a vestige of the old IBM word processor systems. It was used to lock the cursor in place, and the up and down arrow keys scrolled the entire screen, leaving the cursor locked. It should have been called "cursor lock."
    The article is riddled with errors. For example, una says the Macintosh extended keyboards have a scroll lock key. It does not.

    1. Re:Wrong! by Trogre · · Score: 4, Informative

      For example, una says the Macintosh extended keyboards have a scroll lock key. It does not.

      Yes it does. It shares the same keycap as F14.

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    2. Re:Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno what your calling a "mac extended keyboard", but I have one on an old Mac II-series which has the scroll lock key. It's extended because it's different from the one that shipped with even earlier mac's... so any mac you're using now does *NOT* have the kb that is officially the "Macintosh Extended Keyboard". (Mac II is circa 1992)

    3. Re:Wrong! by sakusha · · Score: 1

      Not on my keyboard, no markings on the F14 key. Apple hasn't made an ADB keyboard in years, I don't know why this was cited as any sort of "evidence" for the reason ScrlLk exists. I used to sell MacCharlie kits for the original Macs, IIRC they had a wraparound keyboard thingie that also had IBM keys. So what?

    4. Re:Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The extended keyboard on my Macintosh Quadra 840AV has scroll lock on key F14. In version 7.5 of the Finder program with a long list of files, pressing scroll lock brings the selected file into view.

    5. Re:Wrong! by silvaran · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was used to lock the cursor in place, and the up and down arrow keys scrolled the entire screen, leaving the cursor locked.

      I'm not entirely certain what article you thought you read, but according to Una:

      The main intent of the Scroll Lock key was to allow scrolling of screen text up, down and presumably sideways using the arrow keys in the days before large displays and graphical scroll bars.

      According to you, it sounds like Una got it right at the start.

      RTFA

    6. Re:Wrong! by sakusha · · Score: 1, Informative

      I read it, but that description was completely unclear. You can move text up, down, and sideways using the cursor too. Una never was a very clear writer, she's more interested in her lesbian porn than clarity. She focuses on minutiae like her incorrect assertion that ScrlLk was intended for pausing, and ignores its original design function. I repeat: The ScrlLk key is a vestige of IBM WPS, it should really be called Cursor Lock because it locks the cursor, not scrolling.

    7. Re:Wrong! by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Mine does. There's no wraparound thingy: the words "scroll lock" are printed on the key underneath the "F14" string. There's even a scroll lock light. I'm looking at it now, honest! And it's ADB.

      Okay, so it's not the one I'm currently typing with (macs are not for me), but a decomissioned one (one of a whole suite that my work used to own).

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    8. Re:Wrong! by phigga · · Score: 1

      Eh...my iBook only goes up to F12 (and doesn't have a Scroll Lock key).

    9. Re:Wrong! by jjeffrey · · Score: 1

      I don' know about Scroll Lock but what the heck it this squiggly S thing at the top left?

    10. Re:Wrong! by funwithstuff · · Score: 1

      Depends on which language keyboard you have. The US/Australian Mac keyboards generally have the modifier keys and some specials spelled out on the keys, but the ISO and various European keyboards do not. Tab/Ctrl/Shift etc. have no words written on them. The only word written on the option key is "alt", which is one reason I keep having to explain which key is option and which is command.

      "Yeah, the command key is the apple key."

      So, the person who has scroll lock written on their F14 key is probably in the US or in Australia, and the person who doesn't is in the UK. Otherwise, Apple just changed the design of their keyboard at some point.

      Confirmation, anyone?

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    11. Re:Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Extended keyboards do have a key that is labeled both "Scroll Lock" and "F14." These are ADB keyboards, and I don't believe they are made any more. The current Apple keyboards with the USB interface do not have a scroll lock, but just an F15 where the scroll lock was. The Professional keyboards that were sold with the G4 systems had a plain F14 key in that location. The keyboards that were sold with the original iMacs didn't even have that group of keys.

  42. Here's an idea by OldTome · · Score: 4, Funny

    for a cutting edge super user friendly OS: Make the Print Screen key actually work and PRINT THE FREAKIN' SCREEN!

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    1. Re:Here's an idea by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Now it just takes a screen shot! What kind of sadistic troll would make it do something like that?! Hey, I just thought of a use for it! Take a screen shot of a coworkers' desktop while they're gone, stuff everything on their desktop into a folder in the root (created for this purpose of course), hide the task bar, and set the screenshot to be their background and sit back and watch the hilarity (for even more fun install PC Anywhere and remotely control their mouse while you're at it!).

      O.K. I admit it. I got the idea out of a magazine...still maybe I'll do that to my boss tomorrow. I think he'd find it funny...maybe...I hope...I guess we'll find out when my next paycheck arrives won't we?

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    2. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does print the screen - to the clipboard :P.

    3. Re:Here's an idea by akedia · · Score: 2, Informative

      In every version of Windows since 3.1 pressing Print Screen will copy a screenshot of the entire screen to the clipboard. Pressing Alt + Print Screen will copy an image of the current active window.

    4. Re:Here's an idea by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      LOL
      for a cutting edge super user friendly OS: Make the Print Screen key actually work and PRINT THE FREAKIN' SCREEN!
      IIRC, the PrintScreen on the Techtronix 4014 (4096 x 3072 screen resolution) would do exactly that. It's called progress ;-(

    5. Re:Here's an idea by Upphew · · Score: 0

      Which freakin' screen!

      We need more Print Screen buttons...

    6. Re:Here's an idea by Ugodown · · Score: 1

      But it does print the screen, maybe not to paper, but to the clipboard. Its how I take screenshots all the time.

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    7. Re:Here's an idea by tommck · · Score: 1
      It used to!


      In DOS, if you hit print screen, it dumped the screen contents out to the printer port (LPT1:).


      God, I feel old!

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    8. Re:Here's an idea by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      or a cutting edge super user friendly OS: Make the Print Screen key actually work and PRINT THE FREAKIN' SCREEN!

      Uhhh, it does.... it prints the screen to the CLIPBOARD in Windows (I don't know about other OSs, never tried to use print screen in them). Open up a graphics program and click "paste" and you have... ... a "printout" of your screen.

      I think that's much more useful than it being sent directly to an actual printer... how often are you going to snail mail a picture of your screen to tech support?

  43. Re:Easy. It makes CowboyNeal hungry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, there should be a goatse/tubgirl like warning on that link. Now I am not hungry anymore. :-(

  44. back slash vs. forward slash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay what I wann is, what the hell is backslash for outside of computers? (\) ...

    and doesn't it make you sick when people call the regular slash "backslash" .. thanks microsoft! (I don't know if microsoft is responsible for that but I'll blame them anyway).

  45. I feel your pain by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

    I thought the same thing...once...when I was about 5...and then I realized that that wasn't even remotely possible...expecially not now (O.K. I guess it is possible, but it's a whole lot easier to just print it on the box)

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    1. Re:I feel your pain by OneOver137 · · Score: 1

      This was back during my elementary and junior high days when the PC was still foreign and mysterious to most families. Ironically, I recently had the pleasure(?) of working on an IBM mainframe where you push the 'Attn' key to recall your session when a process is running. I guess they thought normal folks would need to do the same thing back then. Kinda scary actually.

    2. Re:I feel your pain by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was the same for me. I'm just feeling really...um...rude tonight. I thought that it would tell you System Requirements (or at least what your system had) for several years...and yet I never attempted to see what it would actually do...strange.............I like periods.......see?...

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  46. Alt Graph.... by jdreed1024 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Alt Graph is a modifier key, like Shift, Control, Meta, etc. It existed on the PC platform too. If you look at non-US keyboard maps in the old IBM DOS manuals (like version 3.30), you'll see the that one of the "Alt" keys was labelled "AltGr" (guess what the "Gr" is an abbreviation for). You had to use the AltGr key to get things like accents and stuff if you used a non-US code page in DOS.

    ISTR that AltGraph+Help did something on older Sun machines, but I can't recall what.

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    1. Re:Alt Graph.... by NaturePhotog · · Score: 1

      Alt Gr comes from the PC. On keyboards in general, most keys generates two characters. This is fine for English, not using any letters besides A-Z or any accents as far as ASCII is concerned.

      However, for many European languages, there are additional characters, like a+ring (U+0035) in Swedish, and accented characters, like e+acute (U+00E9) in French. Since back in the days of PC/XTs, there were only 83/84 keys to go around, they made some keys produce a third and sometimes fourth character. These were accessed by pressing Ctrl and Alt for the third char and Ctrl, Alt and Shift for the fourth char and then the key.

      At some point, it was (rightfully) decided this was unnecessarily clunky. Keyboard BIOSes/drivers were changed to support the Mac-style input of accent + character to generate that character accented. That still left the 'standard' for older keyboards to be backward compatible with, and other chars that didn't fit that pattern.

      So when the 101/102 key keyboards came out, for European languages that changed the right Alt key to Alt Gr, or alternate graphic. (For some languages it had a different abbreviation, like Alt Car). This allowed typing Alt Gr plus one of the 3- or 4-character keys to access the 3rd (and with Shift, the 4th) character. Still a pain, but less so than a 3 or 4 finger salute to get a single character.

    2. Re:Alt Graph.... by hashashin · · Score: 1

      "AltGr" still exists on non-US keyboards. It's usually where the right Alt key would be on a US keyboard. On the keyboards I've used, there are three symbols on some keys, for example the 2 key also has " and @ on it. Shift-2 produces ", AltGr-2 produces @.

    3. Re:Alt Graph.... by vrt3 · · Score: 1

      Why are you talking in the past sense? It still exists. For example, on a Belgian keyboard you need to press it to get | (AltGr-1), @ (AltGr-2), (AltGr-E), # (AltGr-3), ^ (AltGr-6), { (AltGr-9), } (AltGr-0), [, ], \, ~, , `. Somewhat annoying when programming C/C++/Perl.

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  47. 15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by fermion · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Some one tell me how we ended up three control keys. On Windows machines we have the window key, the control key, and the alt key. On Macs we have the Apple/Command/Flower key, the option/alt key and the control key. Of course, on most machines we have a ESC key, which is really there to escape out of, or switch, modes, but has been given other weird functions such as escaping out of application or whatever.

    In fact the alt/option key is really just a replacement for the escape key, except one has to be dexterous enough to hold two keys down at once to use it.

    And lets not even get started with delete/backspace key and the del key.

    Just looking at my keyboard, which has as nearly as many function/command keys as character keys, I wonder if bloat stated with the keyboard and expanded into the software. I mean it looks cool and hi tech and all, but who needs to look hi tech in the 21st century?

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    1. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by HaeMaker · · Score: 1

      Hit ctrl-openapple-reset and let it go...

    2. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by chickenwing · · Score: 1

      It's funny that keyboards are getting more and more keys, but people use them less and less. While it used to be mandatory to know control keys to use a word processor, not it is not.

      Any Emacs user can attest to the speed that can be achieved by spending the time to learn key-bindings up front. Sadly, that knowledge has been lost in the Windows community, where most users don't advance beyond cut, copy, and paste. In effect, users remain novices, limited by the speed that they can repetitively navigate through menus.

    3. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by freshmkr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Please, that's nothing. Check out this keyboard from an old Symbolics Lisp machine.

      Yeah, that's right. Wanna know what happens when you type Hyper-Super-Meta-Control-Symbol-Shift-Square? So do I...

      See also space-cadet keyboard.

    4. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I personally think that extra keys with no particular function are quite useful, provided you can assign meanings to them yourself, based on what you want to optimize.

      So I'm sitting at my computer, coding and listening to a CD. If I want to get a drink, I hit "Pause/Break", and the CD pauses and I take a break. I don't know why other people's computers don't support this clearly marked function.

      I can switch windows with the left windows key, on iconify a window with shift-left-windows (a downward motion). This is much easier to remember than leftward or rightward shift-shift, ctrl-ctrl, or alt-alt (some other things I've used on keyboards without a free key under a modifier), and never needed for anything else.

    5. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 1
      Wanna know what happens when you type Hyper-Super-Meta-Control-Symbol-Shift-Square?
      Betcha it loads Emacs.
    6. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by luciuskwok · · Score: 1

      I've read somewhere that the time it takes to navigate through a menu is about the same as the time it takes to remember and type in a complex command. If the majority of users are novices to whatever they are doing, then you wouldn't want some errant key combination doing something that the user has no idea of what happened.

    7. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by Piquan · · Score: 1

      Nothing useful, by default. Hyper and Square are reserved for user extensions. I have one right next to me, you see.

    8. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by peachawat · · Score: 1

      Um. I think you need more than five fingers for that?

    9. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Some one tell me how we ended up three control keys. On Windows machines we have the window key, the control key, and the alt key.

      Sigh. They're not control keys, they're meta keys, and there are four if you count the Windows key (which I don't, since I don't have one). The other meta key is "shift".

      The reason you have them is that, back before the point-and-drool interface was invented, even before drop-down text menus, everything other than straight text entry was driven by various meta key combinations. Drop-down menus, in fact, were originally intended to teach you the keyboard shortcuts -- you were not expected to keep using the menu any more than you would training wheels on a bike. (This tactic probably would have actually worked if menu items had disappeared after you used the shortcuts a few times, but we were still operating under the illusion that end-users were smart, hardworking people, eager to learn. Ah, those heady days...)

      I wonder if bloat stated with the keyboard and expanded into the software.

      Actually, as the above suggests, the bloat in software originated with the resistance of new end-users to learning how to use the keyboard and went downhill from there. Back in the day, there was a common saying: If you design a system that an idiot can use, only an idiot will want to use it. And so now we have pictures of buttons on the screen to be clicked by people who didn't want to click real buttons.

      Anyway, ALT is not a replacement for ESC, as ESC is designed to send a signal on its own, and ALT is meant to modify the meaning of another key.

      Delete and backspace are heavily implementation-dependent in modern programs, but originally corresponded to ASCII control codes that would move the cursor back and delete the previous character, or just move the cursor back without deleting the previous character. On older machines, there was no backspace because it was the same key as the left arrow, but this goes back before the IBM PC.

      I mean it looks cool and hi tech and all, but who needs to look hi tech in the 21st century?

      Those of us who actually use those keys to get work done quickly without using the mouse to cut our productivity. This applies to everything from emacs to "modern" apps like MS Word and Photoshop. I suspect a lot of gamers would probably miss a lot of those keys, too. You could ditch the "redundant" numeric keypad, too, but I doubt very many people could maintain the 14,000 keystroke-per-hour data entry rate that is pretty normal for ten-key users with the regular numeric keys.

      As it happens, there are simplified mini keyboards available for cheap if all you do with your computer is chat and post on Slashdot.

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    10. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert, but here's my guess...

      Originally, the personal computer lacked raster graphics; when you wanted graphics, you needed to use the character set. There were two ways one could accomplish this.

      The first would be to introduce a keyboard that possessed a secondary keyboard consisting of graphics characters.

      The other, which was practiced, not only in the IBM PCs, but also in other 8-bit machines (Atari, Commodore, and Timex Sinclair come to mind), was to produce a separate key by which, combined with character keys, graphical symbols were produced. The designation on the IBM PC was the AltGr key... which eventually became the Alt key.

      The graphics were fine, but what about non-visible referentials, such as color-changing, bells, and scroll lock? Well, on to the use of the control key, and eventually the escape key. The former was used to produce immediate functions through combinations of Ctrl and one of the other keys. The escape key furthered this later to provide more commands to the interpreter.

      Then came Windows, with it's later revisions; Alt lost it's original purpose, and became the second Ctrl, and the Escape key no longer functioned as a command key; it's purpose became simply to escape out of running processes... particularly dialog boxes, where escape meant Cancel, while enter or space usually meant OK.

      The Windows key was a development during the Windows 95 era, in which allowed the Start menu to pop up on a keypress; this happened, whether you were in a window, or a fullscreen process (which to this day remains my biggest pet peeve about that damned key) It also produced Windows-specific combos to activate some of the core Windows applications without the use of a mouse.

      Since I'm drawing a lot from a somewhat holed memory (and my best estimates from what I've read so far), feel free to correct anything I've said thus far.

    11. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back when I supervised the mainframe printers of a large university, there were keyboards attached to those legacy terminals that had god knows how many special control keys. These were small-room-sized printers. We didn't know what some of those keys did and we didn't want to know. All the unused keys had slowly browned with age... Anytime one of the student attendants pressed one there was a 50% chance of a crash.

    12. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by mikiN · · Score: 1

      That's easy, just put your paw down on them. Doing some quadruple bucky Y, now that's something hard to do with only your hands... I wonder if there are any programs out there that do something cool with them (easter eggs?)

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    13. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by houghi · · Score: 1

      Just looking at my keyboard, which has as nearly as many function/command keys as character keys, I wonder if bloat stated with the keyboard and expanded into the software. I mean it looks cool and hi tech and all, but who needs to look hi tech in the 21st century?

      Why not buy a keyboard you want. Picture of the keyboard. If you want to order, just search for Happy hacking

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    14. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

      No, Escape, Meta, Alt, Ctrl, Shift does that.

    15. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by SageLikeFool · · Score: 1

      Wow, and Rub Out key?!?! Is pricing flat rate or does it depend on the person?

    16. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by barton · · Score: 1

      There are three control keys so you can use emacs, silly. :-)

    17. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      It varies. Take a look at how GOMS analyses are conducted, and you'll see that on average, a handful of extremely commonplace commands are faster than mousing, but that many other keyboard commands are slower. That's objectively. Subjectively, the keyboard always seems faster because your mind is more occupied with remembering commands than it would be if you're mousing, which distorts your time sense slightly.

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    18. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by pmz · · Score: 1

      Um. I think you need more than five fingers for that?

      Symbolics computers were designed by men.

    19. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      "Wanna know what happens when you type Hyper-Super-Meta-Control-Symbol-Shift-Square?"

      Hand cramps?

    20. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by MikeA · · Score: 1

      I'd like to use that Rub Out key on some of my co-workers.

    21. Re:15 fnc, 4 cmd, 9 movement, and 5 misc keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I certainly don't remember needed, and don't need now, all these key in edlin or vi. Escape to change modes, ':' to differentiate commands.I am trying to remember my original apple keyboard, which lots of real work got done on, and it seemed pretty simple.

      In emacs I use the ctrl key and meta key, which can be defined as the esc or alt key. I suppose I could assign function keys to things, but i type fast enough make it simpler just to use my thumb for the modifier keys and then touch type the commands.

  48. Re:Humor!!! by judd · · Score: 1

    If you ever read any Michael Moorcock, it's even funnier ("Una Persson" is a contributor to the Straight Dope).

  49. Forgot to space.... by herrvinny · · Score: 1

    Dear Straight Dope:

    Why does my computer keyboard have this "Scroll Lock" key that seems to serve no purpose whatsoever? In 15 years I don't remember ever pushing that button. I'm almost scared to touch it --Insanegrey, Lawrence, KS

    Guest contributor Una Persson replies:

    Although your mother told you that there are many things to avoid touching (like downed electric lines, scorpions, and the "naughty place"), don't be afraid to touch the Scroll Lock key. Nothing bad will happen - in fact, probably nothing at all will happen. Once upon a time, however, something did.

    The Scroll Lock key has appeared on the keyboards of IBM personal computers since the original 83-key PC/XT and the 84-key AT layouts, and remains on the 101-key and greater "enhanced" keyboards currently in use. The Scroll Lock key wasn't on the original Macintosh keyboards but appears on the Mac's "enhanced" keyboard.

    The main intent of the Scroll Lock key was to allow scrolling of screen text up, down and presumably sideways using the arrow keys in the days before large displays and graphical scroll bars. You can see where this might have been handy in the DOS era, when screen output typically was limited to 80 characters wide by 25 rows deep. For some types of programs, spreadsheets being the obvious example, it's still handy now. In Microsoft Excel, Scroll Lock allows you to scroll a spreadsheet with the arrow keys without moving the active cell pointer from the currently highlighted cell. In Quattro Pro, another spreadsheet program, Scroll Lock works in a similar manner, although in contrast to Excel it's not possible to scroll the active cell pointer completely off the screen.

    Other programs use Scroll Lock for special functions. It's said (although I haven't personally verified this) that the Linux operating system as well as some early mainframe and minicomputer terminals employed Scroll Lock to stop text from scrolling on your screen in command-line sessions - pausing the scrolling, in effect. The ancient DOS adventure game "Rogue" (one of my all-time favorites) used Scroll Lock to scroll your character's movement through the ASCII dungeons on the display. I'm told some computers in the late 1980s used the Scroll Lock key to halt the scrolling of the boot-up messages that appeared when you started the computer. This last use may be apocryphal, as I could find no examples of computers that displayed this behavior. The point is, Scroll Lock sometimes does something besides make that little light light up.

    Other odd keys worthy of note on your keyboard include the SysRq key (sometimes appearing as SysReq), which shares the same key as the "Print Screen" key. (Historical sidelight - SysRq was the "84th key" added when the 83-key PC/XT keyboard became the 84-key AT keyboard.) Unless programmed by a particular application, the SysRq key does nothing in most operating systems, including DOS, Windows, and OS/2. The SysRq key has different "hooks" into the system BIOS (basic input/output system, the interface between the software and the low-level functions of the computer) from the other keys on the keyboard. IBM evidently included this key to facilitate task switching in future operating systems - that is, to allow either switching from one task to another (as on a mainframe computer), or interrupting all tasks and returning control to the keyboard. Advanced MS-DOS Programming, second edition, Microsoft Press, states:

    A multitasking program manager would be expected to capture INT 15H so that it can be notified when the user strikes the SysReq key.

    In layman's terms that means, "You can make a multitasking program manager monitor a specific location in your computer's hardware so it can do something cool, such as letting the user switch tasks, when the SysReq key is pressed." As it turned out, the developers of Windows didn't use SysReq when implementing task switching. Some new keyboards no longer feature this key, and its days seem numbered.

    The Pause/Break key was used in t

  50. Here's what it's for by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
    What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard?

    Um...for stopping things from scrolling by on the screen, like the name says? Like, say, the linux boot messages before your box kernel panics because, oops, you forgot the SCSI driver when you recompiled the kernel. Of course Windows users don't need that key, because all they get pretty 16-color clouds slowly swishing by occasionally having seizures, and if the system's busted, well, you're not cool enough to be told why...

  51. Windows Key-BKOD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I've been wondering the same thing about my windows key."

    It makes Windows bluescreen, STOP HITTING IT!!!

  52. Alt-Gr (as seen on lusenet) by StandardDeviant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alt-Gr, useful when that regular "Grrrrrrrr!" just isn't enough.

    (Alt-Gr key example (in this case being illustrated as part of a key combo to produce the Euro symbol))

  53. Alt -escape by acomj · · Score: 1

    I think the windows key is just alt-esc or control esc or some such thing.

    1. Re:Alt -escape by cgranade · · Score: 1

      Red Hat v9's Bluecurve configurators call it by and don't recognize it without another key being pressed, iirc.

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    2. Re:Alt -escape by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the windows key is just alt-esc or control esc or some such thing.

      You're right. The "Windows Key" (AKA Start Button) is CTRL+ESC. The "right-click" is SHIFT+F10. The "Task Manager" is CTRL+SHIFT+ESC. The "Boot a Real OS" is CTRL+ALT+DEL.

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    3. Re:Alt -escape by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      They are slightly different. While Alt-Esc, and the Windows key do the same thing. In Windows 95, under Duke Nukem, pressing the Windows key would task switch you out, and the game would never work if you task switched back. Pressing alt-esc would do exactly the same thing, but you could task switch back to Duke. It took a lot of habit breaking to fix hitting the Windows key accidently. And even more to use alt esc to switch back to windows temporarily.

      Not sure if that is was a Win95 bug, a Duke bug or what. However, clearly it is possible to detect the difference between the two keys.

      Hmmm, that might have been Ctl-Esc, but I remember the bug in Duke was like that.

      Kirby

    4. Re:Alt -escape by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      Alt-escape is task switch, the same at alt-tab was in windows 3.0. (ie is switches programs without bringing up the popup thingy)

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    5. Re:Alt -escape by sjwt · · Score: 2, Funny

      wow,
      just tryed that real OS trick,
      and blow me down with a feather
      XP is a real OS after all.

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    6. Re:Alt -escape by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      In Windows 95, under Duke Nukem, pressing the Windows key would task switch you out, and the game would never work if you task switched back. Pressing alt-esc would do exactly the same thing, but you could task switch back to Duke. It took a lot of habit breaking to fix hitting the Windows key accidently.

      That's why all our computer club keyboards had their windows keys popped off. Wouldn't want to accidently hit it in the heat of a Duke Nukem 3D LAN battle.

    7. Re:Alt -escape by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Those keystrokes are correct for Windows 2000. However, in Windows 98 and Windows ME, C-M-Del brings up a primitive task manager; C-M-Del from that screen syncs all drives and returns to the bootloader.

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    8. Re:Alt -escape by palp · · Score: 1

      Try windows-tab sometime. Selects tasks on the taskbar, but doesn't switch to them. Combine with the menu button to easily close pr0n windows without revealing what's in them, all without using your mouse!

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    9. Re:Alt -escape by petree · · Score: 1

      You're right. The "Windows Key" (AKA Start Button) is CTRL+ESC. The "right-click" is SHIFT+F10. The "Task Manager" is CTRL+SHIFT+ESC. The "Boot a Real OS" is CTRL+ALT+DEL.

      Wow! Your wrong! The windows key is a unique modifyer just like ctrl or alt. Just because when you just press the windows key the start menu pops up doesn't mean that is its only purpose. Although the "command key" or the "right click key" is just shift+f10. There are a number of uses of the windows key as a modifyer: Windows+D = Show Desktop, Windows+F = Find Files, Windows+M = Minimize All, Windows+E = Opens Windows Explorer, Windows+Ctrl+F = Find Computer, Windows+Break = System Properties but most useful (to me at least) is Windows+R = Open the Run dialog box. Too bad my thinkpad has no Windows or "right-click" buttons, I'm stucking typing hitting ctrl-esc, then r to open the run box.

    10. Re:Alt -escape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alt-Escape is not quite the same as Alt-Tab in Windows. It seems to be more of a superset, in that it will let you cycle through _all_ windows, not just the ones with Taskbar buttons, as is the case with Alt-Tab. Without Alt-Esc, you'd have to minimize or shuffle windows to get at a "lost" window that doesn't have a Taskbar button and can't be Alt-Tabbed to.

    11. Re:Alt -escape by larien · · Score: 1

      I think it's an OS problem. Certainly, I haven't had an issue with games not working on switch-back under XP although ME gave me several problems switching back to games.

    12. Re:Alt -escape by JCAB · · Score: 1

      I suppose we're talking about the same Duke Nukem (for those uninformed around here, there are several, and the 3D game was not the first). I remember playing it under DOS. Tripping on the Start menu key would not witch out of the game, of course, but it would do a lot of other useful things simultaneously: - Switch on the map. - Turn the player around 180. - If available, switch on the hologram. - If available, consume one health pack. Great when you're happily deathmatching. Since then, I always remove the three stupid keys from every keyboard. Out of curiosity, I had a look at the scan codes generated by those keys: every press would send a whole stream of them to the PC. I dunno how many. 10 or more. No wonder the poor game got so confused.

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    13. Re:Alt -escape by DusanL · · Score: 1

      The IBM keyboard customizer thingy (I think you can dowload it somewhere from the IBM support page) allows you to assign some other key to act as the windows key. I mapped it to the right alt key, so for me it's right_alt+R to open the Run dialog.

      -Dusan

    14. Re:Alt -escape by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHA

      Sorry man, you just contradicted yourself. First, you say the win key is "a unique modifier" then proceed with a litany of Win+keys that do shit, including Win+R to "Run".

      Then in the next sentence, ahhh this is funny, you say without the Win key you have to do Ctrl-Esc-R to do the same thing.

      WHICH IS WHAT THE ORIGINAL GUY SAID! Win key = Ctrl-Esc!!

      Hooo man, that's funny. Where's a mod point when I need one. :)

    15. Re:Alt -escape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the windows key is just alt-esc or control esc or some such thing.

      This windows key is much more than that. Try pressing the Windows key in combination with other keys. For example, if you press Windows-E it will load explorer. Or one of my favorites, Windows-M to minimize all windows.

    16. Re:Alt -escape by PerlGuru · · Score: 1

      Your stupid... he didn't say Ctrl-Esc-R he said Ctrl-Esc R big difference.

      Learn to fucking read.

    17. Re:Alt -escape by Azghoul · · Score: 1

      Wow, pure genius at work here.

      I think you meant to say "You're stupid" not "Your". So look in the mirror.

      Secondly, the "big difference" is that Ctrl-Esc brings up the start menu, puts the window focus on said start menu, and then the "r" key is the keyboard shortcut. It's not some special modifier.

      It's like hitting alt, then f, then s when you're in notepad.

      Learn to use a fucking computer dickweed.

    18. Re:Alt -escape by Fastfwd · · Score: 1

      Really. Let's test this. Try hitting Ctrl-Esc-E to open explorer...

      Does'nt work. You need the windows key to do it in one step. The original poster was right.

    19. Re:Alt -escape by twaltari · · Score: 1

      No, Win key != Ctrl-Esc. Try e.g. Win-e (brings up file manager). Typing Ctrl-Esc-e won't do the trick. So Ctrl-Esc-r doing the same thing as Win-r is just a coincidance having to with dialog shortcuts. Win key really is a unique modifier key.

    20. Re:Alt -escape by Lev_Arris · · Score: 1

      I'd say the Win key is both a modifier AND a function key.

      Modifier: You hold it and hit another key which gets its original function 'modified' (ie instead of getting an 'e' an explorer window opens)

      Function key: You tap the button and after releasing it the start menu pops up. (Just like hitting CTRL+ESC) That doesn't usually happen with the 'normal' modifier keys. You can keep hitting Shift all day and nothing will happen, except if your OS is from Microsoft and starts taking false assumptions on your abilities to type ... Stickykeys anyone? ;)

    21. Re:Alt -escape by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      I did say alt-tab in Windows 3.0 :) Windows 3.0 didn't have a taskbar. In 3.1 the way we have it now (bring up the window) was introduced as "fast-switch" (IIRC) and the old way became alt-esc.

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  54. Obligatory... by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Homer:
    [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key] Awp...no time for that now, the computer's starting.

    Blatanly stolen from Simpsons episode 3f05.

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    1. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the soundbyte of that as a ringtone for my Siemens c55. LOL. An the Mr Plow tune.

    2. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A guy I knew had combined the AOL "You've got mail" with Homer's "WooHoo, I hit the jackpot!". To this day, "You've got mail...WooHoo, I hit the Jackpot!" runs though my head whenever I get mail that's not spam.

    3. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian Voice:

      You got mail.
      Mail is good.
      I like-ah my mail.

    4. Re:Obligatory... by doomy · · Score: 1
      I'm amazed Homer didn't consult compaq/hp on this.

      Compaq FAQ: Where do I find the "Any" key on my keyboard? (FAQ2859)
      The term "any key" does not refer to a particular key on the keyboard. It simply means to strike any one of the keys on your keyboard or handheld screen.
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    5. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blatanly stolen from Simpsons episode 3f05
      You sir, might be one of the biggest Simpsons fans I have ever come across in my days. Applause for knowing the episode number.

    6. Re:Obligatory... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Makes me note that during the early 80's Nokia had a PC with an "AIDS" key. I wonder what happened then! :-> From my point of view, the least useful keys are the windows keys, since it's so easy to accidentally tap them. If it gets too nasty I put something under the keycap just to keep me from hitting that key accientally, especially the one beside the AltGr key that I need to get {[]} etc. (running swedish keymap) If they were beyond the pause/break key it would have been much more sensible.

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    7. Re:Obligatory... by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      I've got a Futurama soundbite that says: "You've got mail! It's not spam!" :-)

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  55. I can't find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The registration key. All my software keeps asking me for it...

    1. Re:I can't find by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      General Protection has it. It's always his fault.

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  56. some more discussion by yarbo · · Score: 1

    there's some good discussion going on in the forums: click me

  57. ASCII vs EBCDIC by Mysteray · · Score: 1

    My guess is that IBM wanted the new Personal Computer to have a layout more like the Selectric Typewriter than their EBCDIC-based 3270 series mainframe terminals, which used a whole 'nother series of weird protocol keys. The Control key was used mainly (only?) by ASCII systems at the time, and IBM systems consistently used EBCDIC. Probably the same goes for the Escape key. What bugs me about using emacs and vi on pc keyboards is they both make heavy use of control and esc. Nearly the most difficult keys for a right-handed touch-typist to reach. If I can manage to swap CapsLock with Ctrl, I'll use Ctrl-[ instead of esc in vi.

  58. nigerians by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    THe capslock key is wired on onall nigerian keyboards by law.

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  59. Re:Humor!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny? Lesbian porn is my way of life you insensitive clod!

  60. The Dreaded ESC key... by uvsc_wolverine · · Score: 1

    I remember the computer lab we had at my elementary school in '89. If you pushed the ESC you were automatically logged out. No "Are you sure you want to log out?" just a sudden realization that those damn computers didn't work the way the rest of the world did, and that whatever you just did was no longer done.

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  61. Re:Hmm... by telstar · · Score: 4, Funny
    "They still haven't told me what the 'any key' does"
  62. Does anyone know about the keyboard layout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did it come across? well, obviously from the typewritter, but who organized and why like that?

    1. Re:Does anyone know about the keyboard layout by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Basically the QWERTY keyboard was invented to keep typewriters from jamming back in the early days. The idea was to minimize the chances of hitting two keys right next to each other so it wouldn't jam. There is also a story that it was designed so that 'typewriter' could be typed using only the top row of keys for demos, but whether that is true or just coincidence is unknown.

      More information here:
      http://home.earthlink.net/~dcrehr/whyqwert. html

      Since then, other keyboard layouts such as Dvorak have been designed, but despite their superiority they haven't caught on for various reasons (mostly inertia - people don't want to relearn how to type)

      More info:
      http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/

  63. Useful keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I still get a lot of use out of some of these keys. Crtl-Insert and Shift-Insert are still the best cross-OS way to cut and paste, working often even when Ctrl-C (remember what that used to do?) and Ctrl-V don't.

    And as a graphic designer, Print Screen gets a lot of use. Alt-Print Screen copies a screenshot of just the active window to the clipboard. Useful for taking screenshots of websites, videos, etc.

    Now, the one that really annoys me is this "Power" key that some PC keyboards have. I hit this once while working in Win2000 and the computer immediately shut off, without a prompt or anything. I lost 2 hours of work.

    That Windows key is really a blemish.

    Paul

    1. Re:Useful keys by skotte · · Score: 1

      that power/shutdown/sleep key which you so loathe (as do i) almost certainly runs on some specific proprietary program running in the background. you can turn it off. personaly i fFind all those extra little multi-media buttons painfuly annoying, and so i kill the entire process. as a minimum, you should be able to turn off certain buttons. different vendors run it different ways. consult the manual, and you'll probably fFind the keyboard has an enty in the windows control panel.

  64. My life is one step towards fulfillment by BillLeeLee · · Score: 1

    I've always pondered what the grand purpose Scroll Lock had. Now I know, and realized I threw 8 years of my life away.

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  65. For all the NetAdmins out there... by kobukson · · Score: 3, Funny

    at my lab, we administer cisco routers using a console connection to a pc via hyperterminal. what you see in the screen is a scrolling-text, command prompt environment. sometimes, the keyboard gets bumped around and the scroll-lock button gets accidently pressed.

    my co-worker, in all the years that he's been working here, never seems to learn this.

    i'd be sitting at my desk, trying to do more important stuff (like reading /.), when i'd hear him yell out:

    "there's something wrong with this router! come check it out..."

    me: "is the scroll-lock on?"

    few seconds later...

    "oh."

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  66. lose the backtick key? are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would I do execution evaluation in a Unix shell?

    for example:

    SHELLVAR=`echo "you're absolutely insane!"`
    or
    SHELLVAR=`grep $YOURUSERACCOUNT /etc/password | cut -d: -f6`

    The second one is so I can get your user directory and delete what's in it, cause you're NUTS.

  67. SysRq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    On old DOS systems (circa 3.0), SysRq could be used to reboot the system as alternative to ctrl-alt-del. It was alt-SysRq I believe. I remember leafing through the DOS manual for my old old XT, and seeing the description above. I didn't believe it, but I tried it and to my surprise it worked. When we upgraded to DOS 5.0 it no longer worked, but I had learned why it was called SysRq

    1. Re:SysRq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SysRq is on the old mainframes. It was used to interrupt the current process to allow input to the machine. IBM then used this in the System/38 (maybe early models) for elementary functions, such as display the terminals messages, or cancel the current interactive process. If you knew what you were doing, you could replace IBM's option with your own, and this meant gaining access to a command line within *any* interactive proces!

  68. ADB Apple Extended Keyboard II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have one of these laying around. Those three keys are labelled F13-F15, but in smaller letters say "print screen" "scroll lock" and "pause" respectively

    Now, it might be that some of the newer mac keyboards don't have scroll lock, but the original ADB extended keyboards did. For example, I have a USB spanish mac keyboard that doesn't have those extra labels.

  69. For those who don't know... by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

    see this link from a recent Slashdot article.

  70. Check out the comments on their message board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He ends up going over the edge eventually, but for a while, one poster was really handing this "contributor" her ass for the shitty article. Of course, it's followed by the self-love and clique-ishness so typical of that hole of a board. It's very unfortunate that more and more asinine board members are allowed to contribute to the main Straight Dope page. Anyone who spends enough time at that board, and displays the "right" personality flaws to be selected to write an article, shouldn't. The Internet would be better if their smug bitch writings were relegated to their aging dinosaur of a message board server.

    1. Re:Check out the comments on their message board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah - link

  71. Nice job by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    Ha! /. effect fully engaged. That'll teach him to use 'Inbox.net' as his provider.

    Lemme guess, unlimited bandwidth for $9.99/mo? At least it isn't the 'Would you like some Gator to go with your gossip column?' plan for $2.99/mo.

  72. Mirrors by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1
    I've converted the document to PDF, and have mirrors up here:

    Mirror #1

    Mirror #2

    Mirror #3

    1. Re:Mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy shit you have some free time on your hands. 3 mirrors in .pdf form for this story??!!

    2. Re:Mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Application used to make pdf:
      Micrsoft Frontpage 5.0 LOL

    3. Re:Mirrors by lostchicken · · Score: 1

      Because HTML just didn't suck enough bandwidth for ya?

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    4. Re:Mirrors by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1

      Actually I have scripts that manage the whole process, and CVS repository on the backend. Takes maybe three minutes to do, tops.

    5. Re:Mirrors by jmpvm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've converted the document to PDF

      Thus making it less accessible than just a slashdotted server. Thanks.

  73. KVM by Theatetus · · Score: 1

    Somebody mentioned KVM above; I have a keyboard in one of the cages at a co-lo (looks like an Aura but I'm not sure) that called the scroll lock "Scr Lock / KVM Switch". I thought that was neat.

    Maybe TFA mentions that, but I can't RTFA because you selfish insensitive clods have /.'ed it.

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    1. Re:KVM by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Your sig is killing me, cause I can't remember what movie it's from. I remember it's a Western, and I remember Gene Hackman is talking to the little curly-headed writer about his book, but damned if I can recall where or when I saw it.

      Please help me.

    2. Re:KVM by xsbellx · · Score: 1

      Unforgiven

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  74. useless key combo! by netnerd.caffinated · · Score: 1

    on a windows machine, hold the "windows logo key" and the Pause/Break key together! .. OMG! 2 of the most useless keys on the keyboard, together, they actually do.. well.. a useless shortcut

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    1. Re:useless key combo! by neirboj · · Score: 1

      Well, heck! If your keyboard has all those keys on it, why not use 'em for something?

      For all you other card-carrying keyboard shortcut phanatics out there, here are some more things to do with that logo key. Microsoft actually has an entire KB article on, well, KB shortcuts. Also, here is a list for Mozilla users.

    2. Re:useless key combo! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > hold the "windows logo key" and the Pause/Break key together!

      Hey, Neat!

      Know what's neater? I've been typing on this [my wife's] keyboard at night for two years now. I never noticed it had a Windows Key 'till you made me want it.

      I guess that's what I get for typing on a Sun Type 5c and an IBM 5-tonne-slab all day.

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  75. What's the deal with the really weird key? by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    OK, it was added along with the Windows key. It's usually to the right of the right Win key and the left of the right Control. It looks like a dropdown menu. It mostly works like a right click in 'dows.

    Why is it there? Was MS trying to cater to Mac users, accustomed to one mouse button? It makes no sense.

    1. Re:What's the deal with the really weird key? by anichan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really. The idea, I expect, is that the key is there to allow someone to not have to use a mouse at all, for certain things. ie: Move through a list of files in a directory, hit this key, select open with, or whatever.

      It's useful if you are typing, with your hand away from the mouse, and want to do a right click on th highlighted item.

      Really...

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    2. Re:What's the deal with the really weird key? by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      Why is it there? Was MS trying to cater to Mac users, accustomed to one mouse button? It makes no sense.

      s quite useful. Whenever Word flags a word as misspelled, I can just tap the arrow about twice and press the context menu key. I'm actually quite annoyed at the implementation of smart tags because when they pop up, I can't use the context menu key to access the options. It's also different from normal right-clicking because the context is based on the typing cursor or other focus, not the mouse cursor.

    3. Re:What's the deal with the really weird key? by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      [It']s quite useful. Whenever Word flags a word as misspelled, I can just tap the arrow about twice and press the context menu key.

      Why can't they assign a regular key combo to these functions? Will it turn out too much like Emacs?

      <flamebait>
      I think that regular users can't handle compound keystrokes. Everything needs to be done through the GUI. It's as though Ctrl and Alt don't exist. Damn lusers...
      </flamebait>

    4. Re:What's the deal with the really weird key? by Florian+H. · · Score: 1

      It is the menu key, you can bind it to Menu in X11 and then some applications recognize it. E.g., it is equivalent to M-x in emacs.

    5. Re:What's the deal with the really weird key? by mosschops · · Score: 1

      It's useful if you are typing, with your hand away from the mouse, and want to do a right click on th highlighted item.

      Shift-F10 does the same thing as the "Apps" key, unless explicitly overridden by an application. It's handy on systems with an old keyboard and no mouse :-)

  76. Dude? by Theatetus · · Score: 1

    It's a number pad.... with diagonal arrows, which the normal arrow pad lacks. Try playing Civ without the number pad.

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  77. Talk about wierd keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What the heck is a Microsoft key doing on the keyboard?

  78. Xon/Xoff history lesson: blame microsoft by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Since everyone hear has totally missed the boat I'll chime in. The concept of a Scoll lock is indeed alive and well today. Try the following on your Unix computer: run some command that spews text to the screen in a terminal window (e.g. fs_usage or du /) now while its scrolling type control-S. it scroll locks. Now type control-Q to resume the text output.

    this dates back to the teletype and is enshrined in the ascii alphabet as Xon and Xoff. Originally it was intended not as a scroll lock but as a way for a teletype or printer to not overflow its fixed hardware buffer. The communication baud rate could easily out pace the tele type printers print speed. when the hardware buffer was nearly full it would send an X-off (contol-s) to the sender to pause its communications. When the buffer was printed the teletype would send a X-on back to the sender to resume spewing.

    There was no need for scoll locking functionality on a teletype printer since you could just hold up the paper and look at it back as many lines as you wanted.

    but when dumb video terminals came along the terminals could print as fast as the data came in the X-on and X-off functions had little use as a communications protocol, but Now they were useful to humans as a scroll lock. they had at most 40 lines of text and once you scrolled off the top of the screen, you lost that line forever. There were no "windows" or "scroll bars". So you had your fingers poised over the contrl-s key to halt the text from flowing off the screen.

    finally along came the PC and Microsoft messed with all the unix converions in their VMS/CPM ripoff called dos: so you could not be sure that control-S would actually work. In part this was because DOS was not really multitasking. programs could take over the OS and capture all the interupts and put hooks directly into the keyboard handler. Since there were no Menus and the "alt" key had not come into its standard defintion yet, the control keys were premium realestate for programs to hook functions into.

    thus there was a need for another semaphore. So things like scroll lock and sysRequest, and print screen got added. So yes virgina you can blame MS for these keys as valuable male breasts or an appendix.

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    1. Re:Xon/Xoff history lesson: blame microsoft by nicc777 · · Score: 0

      Cure your addiction with a one step program:
      sudo sh -c "echo 127.0.0.1 slashdot.org >>/etc/hosts"

      Don't forget to "chattr +i /etc/hosts"

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Xon/Xoff history lesson: blame microsoft by Ciggy · · Score: 1

      So things like ... sysRequest ... you can blame MS for these keys

      The IBM System/38, and the AS/400 (that replaced it), that I operated also had a 'SysRqst' key on the terminals. It was used to provide system services, one of which (service: 1) was to start another terminal session, allowing 2 terminal sessions off one terminal (a bit like ALT-F1/F2). So mefinx that it actually came from IBM, not M$.

      Oh, and as M$DOS was not really multitasking, pipes (eg 'cmd1 | cmd2') were emulated, via: 'cmd1 > tmp_file ; cmd2 < tmp_file' - cmd1 finished running before cmd2 started; if the "pipeline" was killed (^C) the tmp_file was often left lying around.

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    3. Re:Xon/Xoff history lesson: blame microsoft by roger_and_out · · Score: 1

      No, don't blame MicroSquidgy this time. Blame the 'Originator of the Personal Computer', IBM. The SysReq key does have a function for IBM. Anybody remember 3270? According to IBM, anybody in their right mind would need to connect their toy computer to a Real Computer to get Real Computing done. On a proper 3270 video terminal you have a SysReq key to break out of your app into the operating environment, so you'll need it on your PC when it's doing 3270 emulation. We should badger MS to bring back the function of the Print Screen key. That's a bug that's been overlooked for too long.

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  79. 'Alt Graph' by bios10h · · Score: 1

    The 'Alt Graph' key on your Sun keyboard is *only* used in m0vieOS to toggle between console and 3d-fly-in-a-city-where-folder-are-like-buildings-w ith-a-tron-look. You have the wrong OS dude... don't worry about this key.

  80. Scroll lock. by Stonent1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Go ahead and redundant me for it, but open up an excel spreadsheet and press scroll lock and move around with the arrow keys and then take it off and try again.

  81. Yes: Screen by marnanel · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, the clipboard is a property of the environment, rather than the OS. But there's certainly at least one environment that allows this: GNU screen.

    Screen has a concept of a buffer file that can be used to store or load the clipboard. The name of this file is defined in your screenrc, so it can vary from system to system, but it's often called /tmp/screen-xchg or (better for multi-user systems) ~/.screen_exchange. The keystroke ^A< reads this file and ^A> writes it; ^A> will also flash up a message telling you what the name of the file is (for example, Copybuffer written to "/tmp/screen-xchg" ).

    So what you do is:

    $ some-command > ~/.screen_exchange
    ^A< (copybuf)
    screen responds "Slurped 2323 characters into buffer"
    ^A] (paste)

    And there you have it.

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  82. Notebook keyboards can rock! by los+furtive · · Score: 0, Troll

    I love the layout of my Toshiba notebook, part of the keyboard looks like this:
    [Enter ]
    [shift][PgUp ]
    [up ][PgDwn]
    [spacebar][ins][del][alt][left][down][right]

    It makes sooo much sense, all the juicy keys are right in one tight bunch.

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    I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.

  83. Re:Hmm... by OneFix · · Score: 1

    The kewl thing would be to find one of the keyboards that Compaq shipped with their systems...

    The thing actually had an key...it was just an extra Enter key.

    I did a search, and noone seems to be selling them anymore as this was back in the days of DOS...

    Anyhow, it was specificaly to keep the cost of tech support calls down.

  84. Fan of Michael Moorcock I presume? by quinkin · · Score: 3, Informative
    Una Persson??

    Well call me Catherine Cornelius and break out the psychotropic lesbian porn fiction...

    Well it is true to the spirit of Moorcock. Just look at the cover art.

    Ok, so it is a touch off-topic, but I was stunned to see a literary(sic) reference in a /. link

    Q.

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    1. Re:Fan of Michael Moorcock I presume? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was stunned to see a literary(sic) reference

      It wasn't. It was a reference to Michael Moorcock!

    2. Re:Fan of Michael Moorcock I presume? by quinkin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hence the (sic)...

      Q.

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  85. Antiquated Keyboard by bboyers · · Score: 1

    I hope sometime soon we can all move to a more compact keyboard arrangement. I see laptops, and see the compact keyboard and I'm in envy. I hope this bulky set of push buttons we call a keyboard has seen the last of its days in the near future.

    I hope alternative input method start to catch on, like the iGesture mouse pad or more optimal keyboards. If I could have a keyboard that was similar to a lego set, which would allow me to layout my keys in the exact order (and angle) I want, I would probably double my productivity.

    Ergonomic keyboard seem to tell me "I should work this way", when I want to work another way. The time will come soon when a user finally can communicate with a computer in a more optimal way.

    1. Re:Antiquated Keyboard by linux_author · · Score: 1

      - want a more compact keyboard? - try the Happy Hacking keyboard! i still have mine, and it's great - takes up less desk space... :-)

    2. Re:Antiquated Keyboard by toddestan · · Score: 1

      As a compromize, you can design your own keyboard layouts (in Windows 9x only it seems) with this program:

      http://solair.eunet.yu/~janko/engdload.htm

      Get a keyboard like the Model M, and then you can easily rearrange your keycaps to match your custom driver.

      Otherwise, I don't know about moving towards a gesture/graffiti input instead of a keyboard. I personally hate graffiti, and I don't think anyone could possibly input text that way faster than a good typist. But YMMV.

  86. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice. But I am quite attatched to my male breasts

    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      if i had male breasts i wouldn't be on /. i'd be too busy in the shower

  87. Also for execute by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Enclosing statements in backticks causes the string to be executed at the shell level and the resulsts stored ina string. You can do this in bash, Perl, PHP, and a myrid of other lanuages. eg type "echo `ls`" at the prompt. Then again I am sure most everyone knew this already

  88. Re:Hmm... by OneFix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    stupid tag filter...that should have been...

    The thing actually had an [Any] key...it was just an extra Enter key.

  89. Cure for useless/annoying keys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keys are easily removed. Just stick a pen under the offending key and lever it out. You will never accidently hit CAPS LOCK again. Or those weird Windows keys that are crowding out the space bar.

    I have never bothered to remove the Scroll Lock, Pause, or useless number-pad keys (there's a Slash key there, I just noticed) because they are out of my hand's orbit.

  90. CrashOnCtrlScroll by jdunn14 · · Score: 1

    When doing driver development on Win2k there's a great use for the scroll lock. When that driver locks the system you can press ctrl-scroll lock-scroll lock and blue screen the system on command.

    If you wanna try it:
    make a REG_DWORD with value 1 called CrashOnCtrlScroll in the key

    HKLM/System/CurrentControlSet/Services/i8042prt/ Pa rameters

    After a reboot ctrl-scroll lock-scroll lock will blue screen it for you. Works on 2K or later. Not the nicest way to reboot a machine, but it means I don't have to grope for the little bitty reset button on my case.

    1. Re:CrashOnCtrlScroll by TeddyR · · Score: 1


      hmm... never thought that someone would want to find a way to cause windows to blue screen on purpose... It seems to like to do that on its own....

      but seriously.... someone should write an app to bring up the task manager instead, or a "dos app" that has its own "space" that would allow for some control of the dump process or access to a recovery console of some time.... Make it non-default (ie: you have to enable it) and "exitable"; to return to "normal" mode.... :-)

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  91. you're so clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I especially enjoyed how you mangle the language, grammar, and punctuation while trying to argue against twisting our language. Please crawl back into your troll-hole.

    As a short list:
    1. Repeated extensive capitalization as an indication of vocal volume.
    2. Misspelling of "damnit"
    3. Incomplete sentences.
    4. Use of "Mod" as a verb. (the most similar to the slang you criticize so heavily)

    Note that our language is completely jacked already-- to paraphrase your example:

    It's BOXEN, goddamnit! OXEN! SHEEP! THIEVES! WOMEN! CHILDREN! MICE! BARRACKS! DICE! ALUMNI! VORTICES! AUTOMATA!

    Look! It's a whole slew of plurals that don't follow any consistent rules! It's pretty "twisted" already. Besides, I like "boxen."

    1. Re:you're so clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. at the very least `boxen' helps differentiate computer boxen from cardboard boxes.

    2. Re:you're so clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Look at it this way:
      • Boxes is correct.
      • Boxen is 1337.

      You decide which to use.

      You have to wonder how many of these language-nazi trolls are actually anti-language-nazi trolls in disguise...
    3. Re:you're so clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dammit" is a real word, smart guy.

  92. Spares by BrianGa · · Score: 1

    For me, the scroll lock key has been ripped out and placed where my left "Ctrl" key used to be.

    Spare keys!

  93. Verilog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    verilog (and possibly other HDLs) use both the backtick and tilde keys. not to mention backticks are used in unix shells.

    the backtick is used for compiler directives: `define, `ifdef, etc. much like the pound for C/C++ preprocessor statements: #define, #ifdef, etc.

    the tilde is used to invert bits in bitwise operations, either alone or with other bitwise operators.

    conversly, I rarely use the Insert key

  94. who is the smartass that will explain... by axxackall · · Score: 1

    ... what's so funny to have Left-Control at 3rd raw, while Right-Control at the buttom? What's so good of having such assymetric layout of Control keys when you have a perfect symmetric layout for Alt and Shift keys? And don't tell me any bullshit about any nostalgy.

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    1. Re:who is the smartass that will explain... by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Older terminal keyboards only had one Ctrl key. For almost all manufacturers it was located where "CapsLock" is today. There was no right-hand key, so there was no symmetry problem.

    2. Re:who is the smartass that will explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I switch control & caps lock to alleviate carpal tunnel symptoms, even though I am too young to have used the old-style keyboards where that arrangement was standard. The basic idea is that you use the control key a lot more than caps lock so it's more useful to have in a comfortable position on the home row. I have no idea why they keys were switched for the IBM PC.

    3. Re:who is the smartass that will explain... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      I second the symmetry argument, even if my laptop only has the left one. I also think this is an issue of getting used to one way or the other. It's not a huge difference like Emacs vs. VI. I can't imagine things getting easier or harder if I switched Ctrl and Capslock.

      While it's always possible to customize the hell out of your system, things can get weird whenever you need to use a different computer. (I get this problem often as I live in Finland but prefer a US/UK keyboard layout for hacking.)

      Of course, this argument does not mean we should Switch(TM) to Windows because everyone else uses it. It would seriously affect how we get our work done. But the Ctrl/Capslock thing would hardly affect it.

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    4. Re:who is the smartass that will explain... by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      UK keyboards piss me off - switching @ and " positions compared to the US layout. Of course plenty of software and websites "know" that shift-2 is the @, just to add to the fun.

    5. Re:who is the smartass that will explain... by pmz · · Score: 1

      what's so funny to have Left-Control at 3rd raw, while Right-Control at the buttom?

      Real computers don't have a right control button. Real computer users use vi.
      Tough doodie.

    6. Re:who is the smartass that will explain... by axxackall · · Score: 1
      Real computers has the only two buttons: reset and power. It's a keyboard that has many buttons.

      And real users use Emacs. I know for sure.

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  95. In XP at least... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Win+L will quick switch users and take you back to the sign in screen.

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  96. argh! by ljaguar · · Score: 1

    I still use scroll lock, you insensitive clod!

    seriously, if you work with consoles on unix system, scroll lock was never outdated. (I'm inferring from linux and freebsd.)

    In linux, scroll lock halts the scrolling of the screen. (like when 'ls' is printing stuff like mad, you can freeze the screen. more usefully, you can halt the output of gcc.)

    Now, my memory of linux console mode is faint, because i switched to freebsd more than a year ago. It took me a moon or two to get used to freebsd console.

    In freebsed console, scroll lock not only halts the screen output, it also allows you to scroll up and down. In freebsd console, normal shift-pgup and shift-pgdown of linux doesn't work. Instead, if you press scroll locks, you are in this scrolling mode and you can use your up-arrow, down-arrow, pgup, and pgdown to scroll. Then when you are down looking, you can press scroll lock again and business will go about as usual.

  97. Sun keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    keys that come with standard PC keyboards. Now if someone could just explain what the 'Alt Graph' key does on my Sun keyboard

    I fucking HATE Sun keyboards. I can never find the misplaced escape key (important for vi) and the bloody backspace key is too small. It's fine in your own home, but it's antisocial and irresponsible to use these things at work wherever other normal keyboard users are expected to have to use them from time to time.

  98. I use scroll lock all the time by doormat · · Score: 1

    To switch between computers for my one keyboard, mouse, monitor. KVM switches are sweet... scroll-lock, scroll-lock, up.

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  99. Scroll Lock is pretty useful for me !! by XPACT · · Score: 1

    I have a KVM switch ZONET KVM3004B
    To switch between computers I use "Scroll Lock" + 1,2,3 or 4.
    Nice !!! :))

  100. C'mon, mathematicians! by avayre · · Score: 1

    |absolute values| and approximately equal to's =~

  101. Re:real application! - clip tool by ningcat · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "| clip" thing is not a WinXP thing. It's a 32-bit command line tool created by Dave Navarro.

    cmdtools website "clip" is near the bottom of the page

    clip.zip direct download

  102. right and wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On old PC keyboards (84 key), the 'pause' function was control-scroll lock.

    PCs never used ctrl-S and ctrl-Q. It was control-scroll lock to pause and any key to start again.

    When the 101 key keyboard (separate cursor keys and numbers) came out it had a separate pause key.

    1. Re:right and wrong by sakusha · · Score: 1

      IBM PCs most certainly did use ctrl-S and ctrl-q to stop and start scrolling in DOS mode. And you know what? Windows STILL DOES!

      Sheesh!

    2. Re:right and wrong by kzinti · · Score: 1

      IBM PCs most certainly did use ctrl-S and ctrl-q to stop and start scrolling in DOS mode. And you know what? Windows STILL DOES!

      You can also find this functionality on almost any unix-like system; it's part of any decent VT100 emulator.

  103. In Germany by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

    I spent a few weeks in Germany this summer and had the "pleasure" of using a German style keyboard. Alt-Graph is used for a variety of characters on keys with 3 characters. Remember, Germans have a, o, and u with the umlaut above them (I dont have time to find the ascii). You have the key, the key+shift (like the ; : key) and the key+alt graph (or Alt-Gr as I saw it) Let me tell you, German keyboards are NUTS. I typed so many e-mails back home with sooo many typos. I don't have a keyboard like it here or I'd give some specific examples, but I DO know for sure that the 'Y' and 'Z' keys are switched as well, as Z occurs much much more frequently than a Y in german texts. "Hez Guzs, what have zou been up to for the last few dazs" is a pretty good example of what more than a few of My e-mails were like, especially after having a few liters of delicious Bier. Until then though, I had never even heard of Alt-gr before. Another weird aspect is that only the left Alt key was converted to Alt-Gr. The right Alt remained simply Alt.

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    1. Re:In Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The left is Alt-Gr? Are you sure about that? In Denmark, Alt is on the left and Alt-Gr is on the right, and I believe german keyboards have it on the same side.

      You are right about Y and Z though, those germans are crazy (or crayz)

  104. Yes, and here it is. by devphil · · Score: 2, Informative


    In theory, after running "apt-get install xclip" you can do things like

    producer | xclip -i

    and the primary X selection will be loaded up with the output, all reading for middle-clicking. Likewise, you can sweep a bunch of text and use it with

    consumer `xclip -o`

    Other options let you use other clipboards, etc.

    In practice, you can't just apt-get it. You have to apt-get the source, apply the content negotiation patch, and run buildpackage yourself. Then it works perfectly. (I have no clue what content negotiation means, but apparently kde wants it.)

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  105. Backtick, Perl, Python by marnanel · · Score: 1
    That's covered in the article, though:
    It has no operating system function in DOS or Windows (although it does find use in the UNIX operating system)

    ...i.e. the Bourne shell, from which Perl's use of backtick is directly taken.

    Python uses backtick to cast a value into a string (print 'The value of x is ' + `x` + '.' means that all the arguments of the +s will be strings).

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  106. SysReq by dlb · · Score: 2, Informative

    The SysReq (or "System Request") key is still heavily used in the as/400 world for job management on the system console. Using the SysReq key, you can send different signals to whatever current job was running

    Think of it as a key dedicated to the unix 'kill' command.

    ~dlb

    1. Re:SysReq by bccomm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not to mention the SysRq key still in use on Linux for debugging---if you enable CONFIG_MAGIC_SYSRQ (Linux 2.4) or CONFIG_SYSRQ (Linux 2.6).

      I really doubt that ``it's days are numbered.''

    2. Re:SysReq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really like how someone took the trouble to change the name of a defined constant in the Linux kernel, as though it makes any difference at all. Smart. I wonder what other patches that do nothing got accepted into 2.5?

    3. Re:SysReq by dlb · · Score: 1

      Someone obviously thought that the magic has since been lost with the SysReq key.

  107. Magic SysRq by indianseason · · Score: 2, Informative

    I didn't see anyone comment on this, but the SysRq hooks to the Linux kernel. It allows the user to send commands to the kernel like sync, reboot, etc.

    1. Re:Magic SysRq by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      I was quite horrified when the person answering said that SysRq's days are numbered. That key has saved my ass so many times when Linux randomly decides it's too cool to communicate with my I/O devices anymore. This happened just last weekend, in fact. If it weren't for Alt-SysRq-S+U+B, I'd have to have performed a hard reboot, which is the most painful thing in the world.

      I also disconnected my power button for a good while (so that people would stop restarting my system when they didn't see Windows), making a hard reboot a bit difficult.

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    2. Re:Magic SysRq by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      Oh, oh. I can't forget SAK either. Incredibly useful for when X Windows screws up on you, or some SVGA program forgets to end. I use Alt-SysRq-K even more than the reboot sequence.

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  108. The Straight Dope by devphil · · Score: 2, Funny


    is extremely knowledgeable and cosmopolitan. No urban legends, actual investigation, proper journalistic techniques. Believe me, /. had absolutely nothing to do with it.

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    1. Re:The Straight Dope by quinkin · · Score: 1
      /. had absolutely nothing to do with it - That much was assumed. :)

      Q.

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  109. Re:real application! - clip tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The interesting thing to me was that GPG was on his list of tools.

  110. Mystery keys. by RayBender · · Score: 1
    if someone could just explain what the 'Alt Graph' key does on my Sun keyboard, enlightement would be at hand ...

    Never mind that one - I want to know what the completely blank key does.(upper left corner, between Help and F1). Auto-destruct? Auto-porn download? Coffee? Oral sex?

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    1. Re:Mystery keys. by vjzuylen · · Score: 1

      Can't be oral sex. I would have gotten some by now. Wait, maybe when combined with the alt-key? Hmmm...

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  111. ancient DOS adventure game "Rogue" by aputerguy · · Score: 1

    The ancient DOS adventure game "Rogue" (one of my all-time favorites) used Scroll Lock to scroll your character's movement through the ASCII dungeons.

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    I just love reading answers by "experts" who attribute anything "old" to DOS. I could have sworn that I played Rogue on old Unix Vaxen long before DOS was a twinkle in Bill Gates's eyes...

  112. Just a thought but... by pr0ntab · · Score: 3, Informative

    I imagine open files are tied to the "true" paths:
    multi(0)disk(0)rdisk(0)partition(1)/window s/system 32/ntoskrnl.exe
    etc, etc, etc...

    The C: drive thingies are just useful for the Win32API, so opening new files off that drive won't work, and explorer will probably fail in mysterious ways later on, if the C: is mentioned anywhere in the registry where it might be used to dynamically load some view or file operation.

    As you might expect, drives letters are just places where to start a mapping to a mounted filesystem (which is internally identified with a GUID, like everything else, the drive letter has no significance). Windows only needs C: to boot and load programs, but if you aren't opening files, you don't need it.

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    1. Re:Just a thought but... by klep · · Score: 1, Informative

      windows will remount the drive automatically, whenever there is an access on it. Volumes and file systems are very much the same, unlike in unix environments.

      Unmounting forces a flush, so it can have a purpose though. Heck, even trying to lock a volume / file system will flush it for you. How's that for a sync :)

    2. Re:Just a thought but... by mattACK · · Score: 1
      That is an arc path - the files are locked via their volumeID.
      \\?\Volume{b1355a92-8b74-11d7-958d-806e6f6e6963}\
      C:\
      Also, clip is part of the reskit - my apologies for the confusion.
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  113. what is with people? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Have they lost all sense of finding things out?

    I remember when I wondered what the scroll lock key.

    I thought, "hmm must lock some sort of scroll. well, text scrolls by, maybe I'll do a command that the out put will scroll a lot of text then press it.
    Hey, what do you know."

    But that is so 1980! now you just have to spend substantially more effort, and time, and ask /.

    You know, I asked a guy a C++ question the other day, does he know it? no. and thats fine, but does he say he doesn't know it? ohh no. Instead he says, note the quotes,"Sure, I know that" then procedes to fire up Google to look it up. sheesh. I stood there patiently, but I should get a grant for surpressing the urge to Hit him with his keyboard, say "I can do that, dumb ass!" and then hit him with his keyboard.

    Yes, I said it twice.

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    1. Re:what is with people? by juuri · · Score: 1

      Nice contradiction in your own post.

      The guy you asked the question to was telling you to "look it up yourself" or as you mentioned with scroll lock key, just try it.

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    2. Re:what is with people? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The scroll lock key is just sitting on the keyboard. I messed around and figured it out.

      Now, if there was no Scroll lock key, and I wanted to know if there was a way to capture scrolling text, that would be similiar.

      I was asking about old C++ compilers an the issues they had with certian processors about 8-10 years ago.

      Point in fact, I googled for it myself, and found nothing.

      However, that much information should have been uneccessary to make my point.

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  114. Be Gentle by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    To this page on E2 I wrote on The Pronunciation of Punctuation in Unix. Note that it is slanted toward my own experience in the scruz geek crowd.

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    1. Re:Be Gentle by jlockard · · Score: 1

      * = splat, just like ! = bang are "nicknames" used because people don't want to say the real name of the character. * = Asterisk, ! = Exclamation point. It's easier to say "splat", 1 syllable, than "asterisk", 3 syllables, and it's easier to say "bang", 1 syllable, than "exclamation point" or "exclamation", 5 or 4 syllables. # is commonly called 'pound' in the US, so the start of a script could be either "pound bang" or "hash bang". The "pound bang" sounds a bit more forceful.

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  115. Misinformation by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    dvorak -vs- qwerty has a lot of misinformation floating around about it.. though you got it closer to right than most do.

    Usually the story is told that the qwerty keyboard was designed to be as slow as possible, to prevent jams. This isn't true. As you said, it was designed to prevent jams by not putting frequently used characters next to each other, as would make sense to anyone who has ever used a manual or powered manual typewriter.

    In a way, it WAS designed for speed.. if you are jamming, you aren't typing very fast, as you have to un-jam first.

    Now, is dvorak faster and easier on the hands? Absolutely. Is it vastly superior? Not really.

    1. Re:Misinformation by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well a side effect of trying to not put frequently used characters next to each other on the QWERTY layout results in a lot of alternating of which hand is used when typing. This is desirable, as it is slower when you have to hit multiple keys in a row with the same hand (and worse when it has to be done with the same finger).

      The Dvorak layout, likewise, is optomized for this (that's one reason why the vowels are all on the left side), but also takes it a bit further by doing things like putting the most commonly used keys on the homerow, and making it so the bottom row is not needed nearly as much. This is mainly done to reduce travel (how far you have to move your hands around to press the keys).

      All I know is that on Dvorak I don't have the strain at the end of a long day typing like I did on QWERTY. And for that reason alone I consider it a better layout.

    2. Re:Misinformation by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      and whatever reasons there might be..
      it only stands in english anyways.

      however.. i'm tempted to try the one handed dvorak on my second keyboard(moving both hands to the keyboard on it can be a hassle).

      anyways, in some point of early days there was some typing device that was shaped like a ball(soccer ball or so), you(or rather, the secretary) put both hands around it, one hand on either side. now, having a thing like that on your desk would certainly be geeky enough for me.

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  116. Sun Keyboards by acvolt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Can anybody please tell me that the "blank" key next to the help button on a Sun keyboard is used for?

  117. 286 12 MHz "Turbo" by lkk17 · · Score: 1

    My first PC was a CompuAdd 286 12 Mhz Turbo. The "normal" speed of a PC was the speed of a 8086, 8 Mhz or less, I think (my dad had one of those). This was in the DOS 3 and 4 days.

    Games were often designed to use the clock speed of the computer somehow in their timing. I remember a game called "Depth Charge" which ran nicely on the 8086 but was ridiculously fast on the 286. To slow it down, you would press a key sequence to get out of "turbo" mode, and then the game would play normally.

    So the "turbo" key would deliberately slow down the computer's clock speed. Not what you would think, eh?

  118. it's for FreeBSD!!! by spacemky · · Score: 1

    anyone who has ever used FreeBSD knows exactly what the scroll-lock key is for!!

    do I smell smoke? oh no, here come the flames!

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  119. Welcome to the 21st century by pr0ntab · · Score: 1


    #!/bin/bash
    vi $(which adduser)
    for each in $(sort $(find -name "/tmp/$regex") | head -$(($some_math_expression)) );
    do mail $each
    #blah blah blah
    done

    That being said, I love the backtick. Especially useful for compose sequences (of course, Slashdot won't accept a demonstration).

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  120. mod up funny, YOU IDIOTS! by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    don't you get it... god.

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  121. Don't they have a compose key too? by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what the compose key is for?

    I thought Alt+Graph was a holdover from when you had two upper parts of the ASCII character set on some terminals (latin-1-type, and line drawing), and wanted to switch between them.

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  122. Re:real application! - clip tool by Aphexian · · Score: 1
    Dave Navarro? Man I LOVE Jane's Addiction!

    Oh c'mon you know you were thinking it....

  123. Re:real application! - clip tool by pebs · · Score: 1

    The "| clip" thing is not a WinXP thing. It's a 32-bit command line tool created by Dave Navarro.

    Woah, I never knew the guitarist for Red Hot Chilli Peppers was such a prolific programmer.

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  124. what are their proper names? by chewedtoothpick · · Score: 1

    What are the proper names for the greatherthan and lessthan symbols on the keyboard? I have heard them called karat keys, html markers, greaterthan and lessthan etc... I know that mathematically they are the last (greatherthan and lessthan,) but is there a more proper name when referring to the keys on a computer keyboard?

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    1. Re: what are their proper names? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      They're not carets. That points upwards, and on many keyboards is shift-6.

      Typically they're called angle brackets. They're too big to be guillemets, however.

      "HTML markers?" Don't tell me that someone was dumb enough to think that those symbols were invented for HTML or something.

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  125. Semaphore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Main Entry: semaphore
    Pronunciation: 'se-m&-"fOr, -"for
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Greek sEma sign, signal + International Scientific Vocabulary -phore
    Date: 1816
    1 : an apparatus for visual signaling (as by the position of one or more movable arms)
    2 : a system of visual signaling by two flags held one in each hand

  126. OMG I found it! by ebingo · · Score: 1

    Scroll Lock = "Hours of Fun" Key

    Try this at home: Secretly enable scroll lock and wait for your wife (or anybody who is computer illeterate) to go on the computer to write an email (or whatever):
    "G+/- Whats haening"
    Translation: "OMG! What's happening?"

    At least it works on Linux. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't work on Windows. Linux wins for the fun factor!

  127. OSX Use by ruiner13 · · Score: 1

    huh... just was playing around, and option + scroll lock (F14) opened the displays control panel. kinda nifty.

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    1. Re:OSX Use by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      actually those keys + option all do stuff. You have to have admin permission for some though. I believe they all bring up either control panels, or the ctrl+ key messes w/ sound (for key boards w/o the sound stuff). Ctrl + open-apple plus those do things like eject, i think, been a while since ive used a mac CTRL + SHIFT + OPEN-APPLE shuts down or restarts your comp.

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  128. Console Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Obviously the scroll Lock key (next to the panic button key) is for console switching.

    On Belkin KVMs:
    [Scroll Lock]-[Scroll Lock]-UP

  129. Dammit! by ebingo · · Score: 1

    Slashdot just screwed it!
    All the special characters magically disappeared...
    Slashdot loses for the fun factor...

    1. Re:Dammit! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > Slashdot just screwed it!

      Funny, I thought if that key was getting you "Hours of Fur" that you would have screwed it.

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  130. Or, maybe you could go fuck yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and rely on your own resourcefulness and intelligence to take care of YOURSELF... instead of pining for the rusty, tired Socialist machine that history has shown again and again to be a complete failure. Bread lines in the old Soviet Union - 9 months for an MRI in Canada - you wish this upon yourself?

    1. Re:Or, maybe you could go fuck yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes just like the "rolling blackouts" that free market energy brought to California. LOL.

      Oh and in case you didn't notice there are huge breadlines in San Fransisco...

  131. SEA... The Real Application! by imtheguru · · Score: 1

    This is how i got my porn fix pre-windows / X windows. SEA Image Viewer.

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    1. Re:SEA... The Real Application! by electrichamster · · Score: 1

      I only wish you could play divX with that app!
      Think of the possibilities....

    2. Re:SEA... The Real Application! by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for someone to mention good ol SEA. I miss that program. It was great for viewing every kind of format.

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  132. (answered earlier in this thread) by pr0ntab · · Score: 2, Informative

    it's because Sun Type 6 keyboards are made for both Suns and Linux boxes they ship, and on Linux boxes it's the escape key. The just change the key covers.

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  133. Not really by phorm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Since I can map a function to CTRL+ESC, but it is not activated by the windows key without special codes to interpret it. Ditto for the rest of these functions.

    Windows key and CTRL+Esc etc do perform the same functions in windows, but one is not necessarily calling the other

    I believe you can map for these keys in nix though?

  134. Why can't they invent a Troll Lock key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That'd be much more useful.

    In fact, the could just set it 'on' and remove the keycap, and leave the contact under plastic where it couldn't be reached.

  135. No it's not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it's not, read the post before yours (and also RTFA)

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=81488&cid=7159 287

    And learn what a semaphor is

    1. Re:No it's not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And learn what a semaphor is

      it's spelled semaphore, potato head.

    2. Re:No it's not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you peckerheads and your symantics... who cares, we got the point. Jesus, just take the info and do what you will with it, just quit nitpicking someone with stupid shit just because you can't find anything else to say, you karmawhore

  136. F14 is not scroll lock by MacFury · · Score: 1

    On the apple USB keyboards, F14 is not exactly the same as Scroll lock. I have a MiniView III KVM from IOGear. It's on screen display requires double tapping the scroll lock key. I can't get to the OSD with my apple keyboard because it doesn't have a true scroll lock key. Bummer. And yes, I know it can be switched to a double tap of cntrl...but when you play PC games...double tapping cntrl is a common occurance.

  137. CTRL-ESC by Arker · · Score: 1

    It's ctrl-esc, and the same thing happens in counterstrike. I want to rip that damn useless key off my keyboard and disable the switch. Did you ever find a less drastic way to deactivate it?

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    1. Re:CTRL-ESC by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      Best way is to switch to Linux (Sorry, this is Slashdot, and I stopped running Windows 3.5 years ago, and never looked back. I still game on Windows, but I'm not an FPS type any more).

      The only thing I could see if they finally added the things to the property screen. In Win95, there used to be a way to disable magic keystrokes that were running in DOS sessions (because the DOS application used them). I'm not sure why I never used that in Duke. Maybe I finally did. It might have been that you couldn't disable the Windows Key modifier, as it wasn't available to DOS apps prior to the release of Win95. I don't remember, it's been at least 5 or 6 years since I ran Duke.

      Alternatively, file a bug. It runs under windows. They should be able to figure it out, and either disable it (via a Win32 call, or by handling whatever it is they aren't doing).

      Kirby

    2. Re:CTRL-ESC by Chris+Hodges · · Score: 1
      It's ctrl-esc, and the same thing happens in counterstrike. And a lot of other games. Did you ever find a less drastic way to deactivate it?

      Yeah - powertoys, and a whole load of 3rd party utils. Some of the annoying keys could be disabled in a shortcut, but I can`t remember which ones and I`m using .jp XP ATM so I can`t find out.

    3. Re:CTRL-ESC by Arker · · Score: 1

      Best way is to switch to Linux

      I've got a linux box. This is my gaming box. Like it or not, that means that for the timebeing it runs windows.

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    4. Re:CTRL-ESC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can disable it by editing the registry. Go to microsoft's web site and look it up, or take my word for it, open regedit, open the 8th item down in the list, highlight all of it and type in
      000183033AFE38033DD38303
      Then reboot.

    5. Re:CTRL-ESC by rikkards · · Score: 1

      actually the best way to remove that function is hunt down doswinkey made by MS.

      It fixes the problem of dos applications being able to be task managed from. It happened in Doom as well.

    6. Re:CTRL-ESC by spectasaurus · · Score: 1

      No man, just rip it out. That's what I did to get rid of that annoying behavior. And I've never put it back. Windows key? Yeah, right.

    7. Re:CTRL-ESC by iantri · · Score: 1
      Yes. Well, for dos programs anyway.


      You need to edit the properties for the app (i.e. the PIF.).


      When the program is running in a window, click the properties icon on the toolbar and it will let you disable various keys which make bad things happen. If it won't let it run in a window, switch to another program (ALT-TAB) so you can see the taskbar and right-click it. Then, pick properties.

  138. Alt-GR by terminal.dk · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "Alt Gr" key is used for us foreigners to reach seldomly used charatcers like @$ (Alt-Gr 2, 3 and 4 respectively), or {[]} (Alt-Gr 7890) or | (alt-GR `) or \ (alt-GR ). And more important, Alt-Gr e is the Euro character. You know, the european dollar, way stonger than the US dollar.

    On the other hand, we get often used charatcers like aeoa as primary keys, and have access "# with Shift + 2, 3 and 4.

    This is all based on a danish keyboard. Some people have grown beyond US-ASCII (7-bit crap)

    1. Re:Alt-GR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Danish keyboards are evil - I spent a couple of months over there and it took me the first day to figure out how to get an @ symbol and the other two months retyping half my work due to complete anti-intuitiveness (I think thats a word) of the layout. In the end I had to get a m8 to bring one out from britain to stop me breaking every single one of the danish keyboarsds I used with my forhead. And the @ key is extremely useful when trying to write hundreds of E-mails of to clients.

      Maybe I should have persevered but I just couln't be arsed

  139. Since We're asking Questions by c_spencer100 · · Score: 1

    Can anyone tell me what the heck that SysRq stands for under the Prt Scrn button ? I thought it stood for System Requirements, but when I press it, it doesn't tell me what processor and OS I'm going to need to play Doom 3...

    1. Re:Since We're asking Questions by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Here's an idea: read the freaking article.

      The answer is there...

    2. Re:Since We're asking Questions by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      System Request

  140. Google: remap windows key by yerricde · · Score: 1

    You should find what you're looking for in one of the results from the following Google query: remap windows key

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  141. What Is A Scroll Lock? by rolocroz · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd ask this guy.

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  142. but by commodoresloat · · Score: 0, Redundant

    how many buttons are necessary?

    1. Re:but by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Pi.

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    2. Re:but by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A scroll wheel then?

    3. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh best post I've seen today

    4. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      num_buttons = int(PI);

  143. TURBO key by Ark42 · · Score: 1


    I have a TURBO key on my keyboard where some people have a backslash (\) key to the right of the right shift key. My backslash key is to the left of the backspace key. The turbo key does not do anything at all as far as I can tell. It does not slow the computer to 4.77mhz mode, even when booted to dos 6.22 where things like control+alt+minus will tell the bios to disable turbo.

    1. Re:TURBO key by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      I'll bet your turbo key alternates between sending Control-Alt-NumberPadPlus and Control-Alt-NumberPadMinus.

      That's the old AMI BIOS (or was it Phoenix?) keyboard shortcut for hitting your turbo button.

      That must be a really old keyboard. Are the letters still on it?

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    2. Re:TURBO key by Ark42 · · Score: 1


      Surprisingly, its not that old, it even has the windows logo and context menu keys. It is AT, not PS2 though, but I have an adapter on it going to my P3-550 box.
      I remember running various programming utilities trying to capture what key combination it may be sending, and never getting any results. Maybe I wasn't looking in the right spot for that, but I am sure it was not the control alt plus/minus because I know I tested that on a computer that control+alt+minus did disable turbo mode.

    3. Re:TURBO key by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      I'll bet your turbo key alternates between sending Control-Alt-NumberPadPlus and Control-Alt-NumberPadMinus.

      That would be nice on a XFree86 system :-)

    4. Re:TURBO key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a new keyboard a few weeks ago and it has the Turbo button in addition to a Power and Sleep button. I've mapped Turbo to launch an xterm.

  144. Uh yeah it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Dos did not have windows to scroll. The use of Scroll lock in dos was as described, it had a different function than IBM used it for. 2) A semaphor is a signaling system. You might have in mind some jargon use of the term, but any singalling scheme including pressing keys on a keyboard can be called a semaphor in english.

  145. Re:Dammit^2! by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Okay, that flame just didn't work. Your post really DID say "Hours of Fur" on my screen.

    Looks like Firebird ate a piece of your 'n' for a minute there. Usually it just mysteriously italizes the odd line here and there. I wish they would fix that (6.1 and 7.0).

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  146. CTRL-ALT-PAUSE/BREAK by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    gives you - System Properties!

    Windows 9x -> Windows XP

    I think I've got that right ........

    1. Re:CTRL-ALT-PAUSE/BREAK by Mryll · · Score: 1

      On NT 4.0 it's Maximize/DeMaximize

  147. wmaker: wxcopy, wxpaste by nutsy · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Window Maker, 'wxcopy --help' and 'wxpaste --help' for help on using those.

    I'm afraid I don't know about the others. Anyone? Anyone?

  148. What is it? by rune2 · · Score: 1

    It's for locking the scroll... duh! ;-)

    Seriously, it is rather handy when working in spreadsheets or large documents.

  149. Alt Graph == Alt gr by sander · · Score: 1

    Its really the same key as Alt Gr on PC keyboards... seems PC makers are saving ink on the 3 last letters

    1. Re:Alt Graph == Alt gr by tommck · · Score: 1

      I've never had an "Alt gr" key on any PC I've ever owned. Must be non-US keyboards.

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  150. Any Key by Voiceve · · Score: 2, Funny

    But where is the any key?

  151. I've been looking... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    But I can't find the /. key. My keyboard only has the
    . and / keys, and I have to rearrange them myself. Quite frustrating.

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  152. Re:Alt-Gr (as seen on lusenet) by jfanning · · Score: 1

    Actually, pressing AltGR and 4 gets you a $ (dollar) symbol. To get the EUR symbol you have to press AltGr and E. At least under Windows anyway. I would demonstrate, but Slashdot filters the EUR symbol out :-(

  153. Here's one for the Gnome boys [and girls] by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    What would it take to map all of the GUI functions to meaningful keys on a keyboard? Also, to layout the GUI to be fully keyboard controlled?

    I know most functions can be keyboard controlled in mostOSes, but I'd like a GUI layout that was exclusively keyboard [after all, they can make video games with only 9-13 usable buttons! why do I need 108+]...with the symbols|shortcuts|mappings clearly marked in the GUI/keyboard. Oh, I don't want MORE keys, and I'd prefer FEWER keys than we use now...ala Happy Hacker Kbd!

    hey, it's a goal. But it's something to make Linux/OSS unique!

  154. I don't have a keyboard!!! by TheBoostedBrain · · Score: 1

    I have a stupid tablet PC with no keyboard.. you insensitive clod...

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  155. Server 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CLIP.EXE is a new command line util in Win Server 2003. MS added or improved 60 commands for Server 2003.

    aQazaQa

  156. True story by tmoertel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    About fifteen years ago while working for a defense contractor, I happened to be present while a DEC service technician was inspecting one of the many on-site Vaxen as part of a "preventative-maintenance" contract. This particular machine was running Ultrix, DEC's then-favored flavor of Unix, and the sysadmin and I were standing by while the inspection took place.

    At one point in the inspection, the technician had to monitor the machine from a boot-up state, and so he rebooted the machine. The only problem was, the machine didn't come back up. Instead, it hung early in the boot process, leaving the distinct impression on the observers that the technician had hosed up a perfectly good -- and very expensive -- minicomputer.

    Apparently, the same impression was left on the technician, because he started sweating. A lot. He tried rebooting the machine again, obviously unsure of what the hell he had done to land in his present, miserable condition and just as obviously wanting desperately to be released from it. The machine hung up again. More sweat. Another attempt. Same thing: Hang. Then he opened the case and peered inside. He was clearly grasping at straws. The sweat started to bead on his forehead.

    Eventually, after about fifteen minutes of increasingly distressing diagnostic procedures, consulting the LEDs, and hand wringing, he gave up: "You've got a bad motherboard. I'll have to call in for a swap." He half ran away from the uncomfortable scene to make his phone call.

    While he was gone, the sysadmin busted out laughing. Then he pointed at the keyboard on the console VT320. The Scroll Lock LED was lit. The sysadmin said that the technician must have hit it earlier and never took it off before rebooting. When the kernel tried to send boot-up messages to the console, the console wouldn't accept them, and so the kernel blocked, waiting for the Scroll Lock to be released!

    A few minutes later, the technician returned, looking only a bit less nervous. In his best it's-under-control voice: "Yeah, we'll have that new board out right away. No problem." The sysadmin's reply: "Great! I'm sure glad we have the preventative-maintenance contract, because I bet those boards are plenty expensive. I'd hate to pick up the tab for one of them." After a few precious moments of letting that thought sink in, the sysadmin "noticed" the scroll-lock situation: "Hey, isn't the scroll lock on? Let's just see what happens if I ..." He then tapped the keyboard.

    And the Vax booted right up.

    True.

    1. Re:True story by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, this is a very weak link in that system. I have seen it on other mini systems as well. When the console is off or defective, or Ctrl-S or scroll lock is hit, the whole system stops (after a while) or won't boot.
      We have had our AIX box hanging during a weekly nightly reboot because someone switched off the console terminal.
      Indeed it can leave you puzzled for a while, especially as this console is rarely used, and operators normally use network connections to access the machine.

    2. Re:True story by HarveyTheWonderBug · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Old Digital Equipment computers have a lot of special keys, especially on the numeric keybord. Under Vax-VMS EDT and EVE editors, they used to allow for text selection, query/replace, etc... They were accessed with the "Gold" key -so named because it's the only yellowish key on the keyboard...

      Believe it or no, but these boxes are still around... The software that run on them was never ported to *nix. Right now, I have to edit some files over such a machine/OS but I am connected to it from a sun where none of these keys exist... And it's really a pain :(

    3. Re:True story by Generic+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      especially as this console is rarely used, and operators normally use network connections to access the machine.

      Often times, although probably less now than in the past, these console terminals would dump console input/output to an attached printer. Sort of a permanent record, especially if something really bad(tm) happened and killed the machine (you could see the last few lines of output on the printout).

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    4. Re:True story by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      That was even worse! It introduced another failure mode: out of paper on the console.

    5. Re:True story by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1
      That was even worse! It introduced another failure mode: out of paper on the console.

      Well, back in the day when storage was still expensive system messages/errors on printout were normal.

      But I have to admit, when I saw setups like this on campus at my alma mater, consoles with attached printers, still around in 1997 (!) I thought it was more wasteful than helpful. Errors can easily be saved to logfiles, rotated out and deleted automatically as needed. And if the hard drive fails, well then, hell! At least you know what the problem is. :-)

      When I queried the site admins about it, they got all defensive about needing to (physically) log errors in the event of problems. Basically old curmudgeons set in their ways, who refused to update with the times even though they must've been spending a small fortune on output paper and printer maintenance.

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  157. No Kidding, Virus happy idea... by skogs · · Score: 1

    Wonder who the jiggy guy will be that reads this, then sends out email with an attachemnt that does this automatically for everybody. I know everybody with a winblows box would love to experience this new feature. Simple command box is all they need. Simple. Elegant.

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  158. Re:lose the backtick key? are you insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow cool mang, leet hax
    totally

  159. Re:Windows Key - Another Mac Rip-Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Windows key is just there becasue Macs have a key with an Apple on it. It's another Micosoft innovation.

  160. don't ignore the usability of the majority by axxackall · · Score: 1
    few users remember those old keyboards. For the most of us the symmetry of modern (last two decades) keyboards is not a problem - it is a convinience of well-designed usability.

    And as others noticed already - that fraction of procent who remember old keyboards can remap Caps/Control at any time.

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    1. Re:don't ignore the usability of the majority by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      I've never used the right-hand Ctrl key on any keyboard. I kept meaning to learn, but I guess you can't teach an old dog new keys.

      I remember on the PDP-8e at school, I got really excited when I found that Ctrl-G made the Teletype bell ring :-)

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    2. Re:don't ignore the usability of the majority by axxackall · · Score: 1
      Because some of old people cannot drive automatic, it doesn't mean that we all have to stick to the old-days stick.

      By the way, my first keyboards were on DEC PDP-11 and IBM S-360. I even don't remember how did they look like. When it comes to such unimportant details I remember what I use now, not before. Well, when it comes to more fundamental knowledge I remember those days Prolog and Lisp. Even PL/1. But I don't remember FORTRAN - I've cleaned the memory from that piece of junk :)

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    3. Re:don't ignore the usability of the majority by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      ...cannot drive automatic, it doesn't mean that we all have to stick to the old-days stick

      Ah, here in the UK the majority of cars are manual transmission, even new ones. If you pass your driving test in an automatic, you're not allowed to drive a manual.

      I learnt to drive in a manual, so I could (in principle) drive an automatic. But my parents (who have an automatic) take one look at my car, and won't let me drive theirs :-)

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  161. Missing some info by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Scroll Lock was also used by a DOS TSR known as ANSI. When loaded, it allowed scrolling of the entire screen history when the Scroll Lock was on. When you dir a huge folder, you could hit scroll lock and use the arrow keys to navigate the entire list of files. More useful than dir /p...

    The Print Screen/SysRq key was used in Dos to send the current screen of text directly to lpt1: (your printer), hence the name "Print Screen". In Windows (all the way back to Windows 3.x), Print Screen executes a screen capture (without the mouse cursor) and puts it on the clipboard. Alt+PrintScreen copies just the current window.

    In addition to what was said in the article about Pause/Break, pressing it _during_ a dir or other scrolling text operation will halt the screen. (This includes during booting before the OS loads.) Press any key to continue.

    As for the `/~ key? Still haven't found a useful function for it other than typing a ` or a ~.

    And the |? That one serves just about the same purpose to me as the "Context Menu" button on many newer keyboards, which is to say, none.

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    1. Re:Missing some info by MichaelJ · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Pause/Break key's "pause" functionality was not originally there. In the really old days, back when the NumLock key made a difference because keyboards didn't separate the arrows and the numeric keypad, the way you paused output to the screen in DOS was to press Ctrl-Numlock. This would throw the NumLock indicator light out of sync on cheap keyboards (where the lights weren't programmable).

      Both Break and PrtSc were standalone keys, without separate functions listed on them. At least not on my first PC keyboard. Ctrl-Break and Ctrl-C actually did different things in DOS, which was sometimes quite a pain.

      I have to wonder if to this day, the BIOS still has hardcoded that (in real mode, anyway) pressing PrtSc generates software INT 5.

      Now don't get me started on BS v. DEL, Caps vs. Ctrl, or any of the other wonderful things on the Sun or VT320 keyboards that were lost in the PC world. Argh. Thank goodness for my fully-programmable Kinesis keyboard. :-)

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    2. Re:Missing some info by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 1

      Lotus 123 used to use the ~ symbol in its macros to represent a [RETURN] key press. I think that a program called super key did the same thing so it could have been a standard, but I can't be certain.

    3. Re:Missing some info by tfulton2 · · Score: 1
      In addition to what was said in the article about Pause/Break, pressing it _during_ a dir or other scrolling text operation will halt the screen. (This includes during booting before the OS loads.) Press any key to continue.

      So, where is the 'any' key?
    4. Re:Missing some info by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      That's FORTY-two, not FOURTY-two.

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    5. Re:Missing some info by RedBear · · Score: 1
      As for the `/~ key? Still haven't found a useful function for it other than typing a ` or a ~.

      In Mac OS X (and 8/9?), pressing Command-backtick in most applications will cycle through all open windows for that particular application, as opposed to using Command-tab to cycle through open applications. Very nice feature. In BeOS, Alt-backtick shifts between the current workspace (like a virtual desktop) and whatever workspace you were previously in, so you could quickly switch between two workspaces that weren't necessarily "next to" each other. Over time I found that a very nice feature and I still miss being able to switch back and forth quickly between the last two virtual desktops on my Linux box. KDE doesn't seem to have that feature available in the key scheme. If anyone knows otherwise I would appreciate some info.

      Just a side note about BeOS, another one of the thousands of little things that made it so cool was you could give each workspace (desktop) a different resolution, and/or color depth, and/or refresh rate! With a good video card you'd barely notice the adjustment as you switched between workspaces. Imagine being able to preview your website in several different resolutions and color depths just by switching between different virtual desktops. That's the BeOS for you.

      I really miss my BeOS. But it was closed source and tied to a single company that died. As much as I dislike many things about Linux on the desktop, I have faith that it can never be killed by the failure of a single entity, and it will always keep improving.

  162. The problem with lesbian porn... by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

    Is that you probably don't want to see the stuff that would be collected by real lesbians. (If this is lesbian porn, why is there a man in the photo? Oh, I see that's a chick... I thought that was a dude!!)

    -a

  163. Ohmygod - one of my keys is missing by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    Just scanned across the keyboard of my S2450 Tosh Laptop - NO SCROLL LOCK KEY!!!

    Still got Sys Req though, so only partly short-changed by the designers.

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  164. Finnish keyboard oddities... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    Finnish keyboard is mostly fairly ordinary, but it has one odd key - the one left from 1, on the top left corner of the main letter section.

    It produces (U+00A7, Section sign), or with shift, 1/2 (U+00BD, Vulgar fraction one half).

    I don't know why it's that. It probably comes from the dark Middle Ages, when only lawyers could afford typewriters. (Nobody else uses such dark and evil symbols.)

    I'm half hoping that someone comes up with keycaps that relabel this mysterious section sign key with word "CONSOLE", that's what it's used for in majority of games anyway... =)

    1. Re:Finnish keyboard oddities... by tommck · · Score: 1
      Vulgar fraction one half


      What did it do? Make obscene gestures towards your mother?

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    2. Re:Finnish keyboard oddities... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      > Vulgar fraction one half
      What did it do? Make obscene gestures towards your mother?

      I have no idea what ISO (or Unicode consortium, don't know who to blame) was smoking when they came up with that character name.

      I suppose the name implies that using "1/2" is "vulgar" and "0.5" is "civilized".

  165. The truth about Alt Gr by W0ut3r · · Score: 1

    It's not only used for special movieOS and it's not the same as the normal Alt. The Gr stand for Graphic and it's not used on normal US-keyboard layouts. But there are languages with more than the normal ABC alphabet. Try typing one of these on a US keyboard: ,+/-,,,,,C,B,a,a,a,a,c,e,e,e,,o,o,o,/,u,u,n It's a kind of Shift key but instead of taking the upper char (shift) it takes the most right char displayed on the key. So, yes some of our keys have 3 characters displayed on them. I think most americans will shiver when seeing my keyboard (belgian layout). ;-)

    1. Re:The truth about Alt Gr by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      In the UK (and probably rest of Europe), Alt Gr + 4 gives the Euro symbol

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  166. Who cares? by streepje · · Score: 1

    Who cares what it says on the keycaps? I sure don't.

    Just whip out xkeycaps, spend a little time setting the keys to do what you want them to do and then never look down again!

  167. no- you're wrong by evil_one666 · · Score: 1
    You should read the article

    Una rightly describes the "scroll lock" key as having "cursor lock" functionality

    She doesnt attribute the "break" (stop/start screen scrolling) functionality to "scroll lock" at all.

  168. used a bind key? by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    I am surprised no one has mentioned it - no FPS gamers i guess - i bind scroll lock for useful yet non-common tasks - the suicide key - if your team is losing anyway before the end of the round - kill yourself rather give the opposition a frag. The suicide bind is more useful when you pull a pin from your grenade and rush into the enemy room and kill yourself before the nade explodes and you are shot dead [why? because kills by own nades result in deduction of points in some games and -1 frag].

    Another useful bind would be to bind it to an admin function - key - finally, yep there are a 100+ keys on the keyboard but i can show you a function for each of those keys and still have more stuff to bind with with [ever play Tactical Ops?]. Yes, please don't remove the scrollLock key - in fact add, remove the Scroll Lock LED and put another key there. Thank you.

  169. Excel uses Scroll Lock by Avalonia · · Score: 1

    Open up Excel and change the current cell using the arrow keys. Now turn on Scroll-lock and change cell again.

    The former changes cell without (unecessary) scrolling, the latter scrolls the window contents.

  170. The purpose of ALT-GR... by beezly · · Score: 1

    is for when you have three symbols on the keycap. For example, on my UK keyboard, there is the "4" key, with "4", "$" and (the euro symbol) - Euro is accessed using Alt-GR,4.

    Under GNOME, Alt-GR can be used for inputting characters with accents. for example Alt-GR and ' followed by e produces e. Don't know about anything other environments, it might work there too.

    1. Re:The purpose of ALT-GR... by beezly · · Score: 1

      looks like my symbols got killed! the e should have a little ^ on it :)

  171. In Poland by akozakie · · Score: 1

    Polish has a lot of "ogonkified" characters too, and uses Alt Gr for that. There was a time when the default layout (Win 3.11?) had a "typewriter" setting, just as weird as german layout (z-y, etc). The trick was, hardly any real polish keyboards could be bought, so if you didn't know the layout by heart... Hardly anyone used this, switching to the "Polish (programmers)" layout and now this is the standard.

    Basically, Polish layout is the same as US, but with Alt Gr used for polish characters (9 lower case, 9 upper case).

    US might not need AltGr, but the rest of the world does. Leave it alone. ;-)

  172. Alt Graph by tfheen · · Score: 1

    Graph is short for "Graphic", since Alt Graph, well, gives you alternate graphic characters. Quite useful on non-US keyboards.

  173. "Smart" cats, a true story... by mikiN · · Score: 1

    Some years ago in the DOS/Win3 age, I was watching my friend working at his PC.
    His 2 cats were trying desperately to get his attention but he ignored them for the moment, too immersed in his work.
    So, the cats decided to take revenge. One jumped onto his desk and approached the keyboard from the left, Then the other cat also jumped onto his desk and approached from the right. Next the cat on the left plonked down on the lower corner of the keyboard, hitting the Ctrl and Alt keys. My friend had little time to react, for the cat on the right took a few steps and firmly put its paw down on the numpad '.'/Del key. The PC promptly rebooted...
    I remember we went reeling with laughter for some time after.

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  174. More importantly... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Can we get rid of the Caps Lock key, please. It's utterly pointless, I never ever have a use for it, but I freQUENTLY ENGAGE IT ACCIDENTALLY.

    Whoops, sorry.

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  175. spacebar by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 1

    Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking.

  176. The internet has ruined my moral values! by Sindri · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I did notice the example had to do with listing 20,000 Lesbian Porn pics but didn't see anything wrong with that until you pointed it out.

    I just thought he should sort them into subdirectories like I do.

    1. Re:The internet has ruined my moral values! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one folder for blonde on blonde, one folder for brunettes, one folder for redheads, one folder for strapons, one folder for amateurs...yeah I know what you mean.

  177. German keyboards by G�tz · · Score: 1

    I know this from the reverse perspective: if I have to use a non-German keyboard, I frequently mix up z and y as well. Also, the US-keyboard layout is missing important keys as the o which I frequently use for typing my own name. But the US layout is more useful for coding, as important symbols like {[]}\`@ can be typed faster if you don't have to use the Alt Graph key.

  178. What's Alt Gr for? by jonbryce · · Score: 4, Informative

    For people who don't speak english, Alt Gr is pretty useful, as it lets you type accented characters. In EU countries, it is also used to let you type the Euro symbol - Alt-Gr+4 on UK and Irish Keyboards, Alt-Gr+E on most others.

    1. Re:What's Alt Gr for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an Irishman abroad (haven't been back since the euro was introduced) I wonder if Irish keyboard layouts will now diverge from those used in the UK? Now that I think about it, there isn't really an Irish keyboard layout... we just took the UK layout and called it Irish. Which in itself is very "Irish" .

  179. I know what's wrong with it! by gazbo · · Score: 1

    It has nothing to do with clipboards, that's what.

  180. Ticks, quotes and apostrophes by otmar · · Score: 1
    And then there is the difference between the apostrophe ' and the right (acute) accent (which slashdot seems to strip here. on windows: try ALT-0180) This isn't a problem on US keyboards, but German ones have usually one key with left and right accents on it and a seperate key with '.

    To complicate things further, there are opening and closing single quotes at 145 and 146 in the *windows* character set. Just like the opening double quotes (windows: ALT-0147), these are not NOT in ISO-8859-1.

    /ol (using an US-keyboard here in Austria. Programming C and Perl with German ones is a PITA.)

  181. of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $ man xsel

  182. WHICH ctrl-alt-del??? by SharpFang · · Score: 1


    Which ctrl-alt-del do you use?
    One-handed R_CTRL+AltGr+Delete or L_CTRL+Alt+Del or maybe L_CTRL+Alt+NumDot ?
    All of them are valid ctrl-alt-del - ALL of the three keys are doubled. In case any is broken so you could still reboot?

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  183. Ahh...but where is this 'any' key?? by agent+provocateur · · Score: 1

    Someone had to say it!

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  184. 3d studio R4 by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    The "Crash" key used to take out 3dStudio, before 3dsmax was released. So artists would pry the evil thing out of its socket.

  185. Scroll Lock does work in konsole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it does what you expect it to do...

  186. Re:Alt-Gr (as seen on lusenet) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not on my UK keyboard it doesn't. AltGr + 4 gives me the Euro, and AltGr + E gives me a grave accented e.

    I so wish Slashdot didn't suck with non US-ASCII characters. The very worst part is that striping out non-US characters is a recent change! Thats right; it always used to work, now it doesn't.

  187. order of numeric keys by nickos · · Score: 1

    What I never understood was the order of the numeric keys. Take your mobile phone out and look at its "key" layout. Its in ascending order right? Surely that makes more sense than descending like the PCs numeric keypad. Also note that on your mobile, the numeric pad and the top row, 0 comes after 9. As a geek, I'm pretty sure that should come before 1. Oh well...

    1. Re:order of numeric keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been told that the situation with the phone numeric keypad order is the same as it is with the QWERTY key order on your keyboard. It was done to slow people down. When touch pads were first put on phones the designers were afraid that people (expecially those who worked at jobs using numeric keys) would punch the number in so fast it would mess up the switchboard. At least, that is what I heard. Take it for what it's worth.

  188. Xon/Xoff is NOT dead. by tommck · · Score: 1

    Xon/Xoff is still in use today. It is still used as a software flow control for serial communications...

    In any Windows environment (and I'm guessing GNU/Linux too - I'm at work. no boxes to check), go to the setting for your serial ports. Look under "Flow Control" and you'll see None, Hardware and Xon/Xoff.

    - T

    Now, if I could get over how old this article makes me feel... (How could someone not know what Scroll Lock is for!?!?)

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  189. Re:Hmm... by RabidStoat · · Score: 1

    still not always right though is it ! I mean depending on what it is you're doing pressing the shift key sometimes won't make any difference. Somebody should just sort it out once and for all and make a keyboard with a working "any" key mapped to "return" or some other configurable character. It'd make life so much easier .. dammit make it big and red while you're at it.

  190. Use keys for Macros / Applescripts / MIDI on Macs by adzoox · · Score: 1
    The best thing to do is to get a keyboard remapping program and use all those useless keys for other stuff like launching websites, launching events, applications, or performing multiple items and cut and paste stuff.

    I use this program on the Mac:

    Another Launcher for OSX

    I also use a program called iPiano for Mac OSX to turn my keyboard's unused keys into a MIDI keyboard and sound bite launcher.

    One can buy new key cap stickers or just go to an office store and get a sheet of clear translucent sticky paper and print their own keycaps.

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  191. The cheat is GROUNDED! by Natchswing · · Score: 1

    We installed that key so you could turn the Scroll Lock light ON and OFF, not so you could throw Scroll Lock raves.

  192. Alt? GRRRR! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, it's pretty annoying to have to use AltGr for some punctuation marks like []{}\^, because the Scandinavian characters are in their place. Shift is fine because you can use one hand for that while pressing the key with another, but there's only one AltGr. Most of the relevant keys are on the right, just like AltGr.

    This is why I use a British keyboard layout for almost everything, and setxkbmap fi or loadkeys fi-latin1 if I need to write in my native Finnish. Also, it's possible to get accents using special key combinations in X and console, so for short phrases I use those instead of the layout switch.

    It also pisses me off that the Scandinavian keyboards have more changes (wrt US/UK) than what our alphabet requires. The punctuations are in truly horrible places for any coding, latex and shell work. I'm sure many would agree that the Gr refers not to graphical/greek characters, but to the frustration: GRRR! ;-)

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  193. Re:Alt Graph on WinDOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have noticed that ALT+0xxx give you the Windows character xxx, but alt+xxx gives you the approximate DOS character xxx. The box-drawing characters (e.g. used in WinDOS ports of NetHack) come out as +|-=_ or similar.

  194. Who needs a keyboard anyway? by martintt · · Score: 1

    I really can't say I've missed the windows key, who needs a keyboard on an mp3/DVD player anyway?

    Anyway my T40 came with 2 spare textured nipples and 2GB ram.

    My mp3 player's better than yours so nah.

    1. Re:Who needs a keyboard anyway? by kgbspy · · Score: 1

      Gotta love those big nipples...

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  195. Nice myth, but it's not true. by Haeleth · · Score: 1

    I suggest you read The Fable of the Keys, which does a rather nice job of debunking this popular myth.

    1. Re:Nice myth, but it's not true. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that the article you reference seems to conclude with a "really we don't know" - rather than to say either layout is better or worse than the other. It does seem to imply that since the market chooses QWERTY that it must be alright, though it has been proven over and over again that the market doesn't always choose the best product for whatever reason.

      Anyway, as someone that uses both layouts, I can say that Dvorak causes less strain (there is no arguing that you have to move your hands a lot more on QWERTY). For that reason alone I'll keep with Dvorak. Besides, Dvorak does make some sense (why put f, j, k, and ; on the homerow?)

  196. Alt-Grej by Brobock · · Score: 1

    Being in Sweden, I thought the Gr stood for "Grej" which means "thing" so Alt-Thing :)

  197. Office Space... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    ..Michael Bolton said it best - "PC Load Letter??? What the f**k does THAT mean?" And I'm still wondering.

  198. yesbut by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

    whatdoesthebiglongkeyatthebottomofmykeyboarddo?

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  199. FIRST POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I don't fail it!

  200. AAARGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you see in news that today a guy went postal and murdered whole crew of an ISP - THAT WAS ME!

  201. I use it for... by ganiman · · Score: 1, Informative

    I use the ScrLk key to make my Belkin KVM switch change displays. If I hit it twice (it beeps) then hit the up/down key, it goes to the next/previous display. And I can even hit a number rather than an arrow key and it goes straight to the terminal plugged into the number key I hit. And if I hit the space bar after it beeps I am presented with an OSD for the KVM switch.

    If I hit Ctrl then hit Esc (not to be confused with pressing them at the same time) on my Black Box KVM switch, I get an OSD that allows me to navigate to the terminal I want (very nice when you have 30 servers on KVMs).

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  202. Help Key by spamguy · · Score: 0

    Isn't it painfully ironic that the 'help' key is the most irritating key on the board when you're extending the right pinky?

  203. Re:You're such a tool by Lifewolf · · Score: 1
    "Boxen" is a pseudo-word for drooling simpletons who live for Think-geek ads and the next kernel release. I am sorry this site provides such a warm, fuzzy place for you to be in.

    Yeah, real programmers use vaxen.

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  204. muppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Win+R is not the same as Ctrl+Escape, R.

  205. Arrg! Nightmare project from the past! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I worked on a project where box A (color haracter-graphics user interface) talked to box B (real-time controller for a multi-million dollar piece of semiconductor processing equipment) over a serial link carried by a fiberoptic cable.

    The system used xon-xoff flow control, but one end (forget which one) would occasionally drop the xon, so everything ground to a halt.

    The only solution was to disconnect the fiberoptoc cable, connect it to a converter connected to a VT220 terminal, type control-q, and put the cable back. The poor operator had to do this every few hours. Embarrasing!

    The lesson? Assume a maleovelent adversary when designing communications protocols.

    -- ac at work

  206. that's old by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    The alternate 4NT/4DOS command-line interpreters (think "zsh for windows") have been supporting the clip: device for many years now. Since Windows 95-ish days.

    At work, I frequently write quick "clipboard massager" perlscripts. Cut text in clipboard, run scrubber, paste out newly modified text without having to do any work. Saves tons of time wasted on possibly repetitious cut-and-paste operations.

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    Karma: Bad (mostly from not giving a fuck)
    Blog: http://clintjcl.wordpress.com
  207. Enlightenment by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    I didn't know Enlightenment used the "Alt Graph" key.

    Oh, wait, maybe you meant set up a macro so that Alt Graph runs Enlightenment.

  208. EMACS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Esc Meta Alt Ctrl Shift

  209. " " key by automatic_jack · · Score: 1

    OK, everyone's talking about the "props" and "alt graph" keys on the Sun keyboards. What I want to know is, what the HELL is the purpose of the " " key. No, I'm not talking about the space bar; I refer you to the UNLABELED KEY between the "Help" and "F1" keys on my Sun Type 5 keyboard. It's freaking me out!

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    -- Have you ever noticed that at trade shows, Microsoft is always the company that is handing out stress balls?

  210. More curious about NUM LOCK by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    Scroll Lock? Who cares? I want to know why we still have NUM LOCK on all modern keyboards! I know that the numeric keypad also functioned as arrow keys, but that's why they added ARROW KEYS to the keyboard!

    Nothing is more infuriating than typing in a monstrously long serial number, only to look up and find that the NUM LOCK wasn't engaged and you have to start over! GRRRRRRR!!!!!

  211. I Love Insert! by Threed · · Score: 1

    Why's everyone downing on the Insert key? Go into overstrike mode once too often?

    I use shift+del and shift+insert for cut/paste all the time. In fact, I do this so often that I don't "copy" anymore, I cut and paste, then I move and paste again. Sounds like a lot of work, but it works for me.

    I'm really particular about my keyboard anyway. I demand that my enter key be confined to one row of keys, and that the pipe / backslash key be directly above it. I also demand a large backspace immediately above that. The tilde / backtick goes next to the number row under the escape key. Change the size or position of any of these and I get really irritated. You may wind up with a broken keyboard. I have seen keyboards that violate all of my rules - and not just on laptops!

  212. Use Alt-Graph for accented characters etc. by juanfe · · Score: 1

    Those of us with accent marks on our last names appreciate the Alt-Graph key.
    No such appreciation extended to programmers who pretend there's nothing beyond the 128 characters of basic ASCII.

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  213. Belkin OmniCube by cpopin · · Score: 1

    I use the Scroll Lock key to switch between systems on my Belkin OmniCube 4-Port monitor/keyboard/mouse switch. It's more convenient than reaching over to press a button on the box itself.

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  214. must be for Emacs or something.. by kipple · · Score: 1

    ...and it has to be pushed while holding down ctrl-alt-shift-X-^-F13 (HA! found that!) to have your coffee done.

    in other news, the Bush administration will probably make the Alt-Gr key illegal because terrorists can use that key to type the Euro symbol, thus making money.

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    -- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
  215. Keyboard designed by Homer Simpson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a control key here, here, and here. I can never find one when I'm mad. And I want them all to play "La Cucaracha."

  216. Re:You're such a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a slip of the keyboard - the -en translates as -es in Nordic languages.
    i.e, en box, tvo boxen

  217. Re:Hmm... by coreymetrics · · Score: 1

    There doesn't seem to be any any key!
    Phew. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty.
    I think I'll order a Tab.
    Oops! No time for that now, the computer's starting!

  218. Scroll lock changes the scrolling function by back_pages · · Score: 1
    In Cakewalk and Sonar, and probably other digital studio software, the scroll lock key changes the functionality between the screen following the playback and freely scrolling through the project. This is incredibly useful for editing on-the-fly while listening to the composition completely.

    This function doesn't need to be on the scroll lock key, but if that key were removed, we composers would be locking and unlocking the auto-scroll with a key not labeled "ScrLk" (on my keyboard.) Oh, the humanity. I suppose that would be like hitting the "Start" button to stop the computer or pressing "Break-Windows" to get the control panel.

    Anyhow, the scroll lock key is rather surprisingly used to lock the scroll.

  219. great threads! by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    i like how a seemingly innocuous /. post about the simplest topic can lead to nearly 1,000 posts of entertaining banter ... hardly any trolls or flame wars to be found!

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  220. Windows key evil by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

    FYI, the windows key still crashes full screen games, especially MMORPGS that don't like you alt-tabbing out in case you're doing so to run some evil cheating software. I ripped mine out while playing DAoC a while back.

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  221. Keys and their uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, what's the flipped rotated L shaped character on the `/| key next to 1 on a UK keyboard for ?
    Besides typing it on every line next to something that changes and then doing a global search and replace with it for a long useful string I can't see a use for it

  222. Re:real application! (OS X pbcopy pbpaste etc.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, there is no man page. The only reason I knew about the commands was from previous experience with NextStep. One command was called "paste" and the other was called "copy". Obviously, this caused a hassle when using the standard UNIX "paste" command, so I always aliased the pasteboard commands to something else. In OS X, Apple sanely renamed the commands with a distinct "pb" prefix. When I started working in OS X, I went looking for the old NextStep commands, and there they were, reincarnated. If I recall correctly, there were man pages for NextStep's "copy" and "paste". Lost in the OS X shuffle, I guess. If you say "pbpaste -help", it does give you a few options (e.g., if you copy formatted text in as RTF, you can force it back out as plain text). I use pbpaste all the time, by copying text in an editor and saying simplistic things like:

    pbpaste | wc
    pbpaste | sort
    pbpaste | grep 'foo' | wc

    But it is just as useful to feed to any complicated command you have cooked up, or into pbcopy.

    Another useful NextStep legacy program along similar lines is "open". Feed it something from the command line (e.g., multiple files with a pattern: "open foo*.pdf"), and, if there is an associated application for the file type (or you specify it), it opens as if you had double-clicked it. "Open" does have a man page ;-)

  223. Rats! by digrieze · · Score: 1

    And another good question to freeze the brain cells of the teenie-bopper know-it-alls at CompUSA bites the dust. Not a one of them ever knew what Sys RQ or Scroll Lock or Break were for. Those were almost as good as asking the red shirt in laptops if they had IRDA ports (didn't have a clue).

    At this rate all the shopping fun is gonna be gone.

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    It doesn't matter what you wrap your emotions around, Reality is a brick wall specifically designed to scramble eggs
  224. more or less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why use more when you can use less?

    :-)

    "less" lets you sort upwards and downwards through your vast collection of lesbian porn, making sure you never use the same one to whack off with twice.

    Aren't pagers grand?

    AC

  225. local network rubout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I want to know is what happens when you type Local-Network-Rubout

  226. SCO lock by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    An SCO lock is a legal mechanism initiated by a dying software company over a product they didn't develop, aimed at companies they can't compete with, causing bad feelings among customers they'll never see.

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  227. Scroll lock lives by An+Elephant · · Score: 2, Informative
    There is a Windows application that makes Scroll Lock perform its original function on most applications (not just Excel).

    It's here.

    (Plug alert: I work for Platonix; this is a toy).

    1. Re:Scroll lock lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy Molly, it does!

  228. ScrLck explained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *Sigh* sometimes i feel so old... and i'm only 32. Well here it is my contribution to this nonsense

    Ok...

    1.- The SysReq is (like a lot of key, key-combinations) a direct access to the mother board circuit logic. or it was. how you could know? well if you have been programming a bios in a 8088 or 8086 (before the 286, 386, 486, pentium era) you would know. why is necesary? for the common people is useless but if you have a program rampant doing nasty things in your computer you can always do the SysReq and put an interruption to it (assembler int). Of course you can "capture it" and detect that the user want to do "someting" and then program a procedure that display a big happy face on screen (if you want to). So the simple answer is : "It was a necesary thing in the past, a direct access to stop execution and take control again"

    2.- The PrtScr was a direct order too. it means "take what i have in screen and send it to the lpt1 port (printer). so i can read it later. i think it is stored in the keyboard circuit because the processor (8088) needs to be adressed and recive another interruption (int) to do this. but again. it was useful, an direct access

    3.- ScrLck: the first explanation is correct. with this you can scroll up, down, left, right. but means nothing to the processor. i someting more like "software enabled function" BUT if you press the "a key" you get a binary number pass from the keyboard to the computer. if you press the "shift-a" you get another number ("A"), and if you put the CpsLk and then "a" you get the same number ("A") and with Ctrl-a is another number but with Alt-(any variant of "a") there is TWO numbers. first a 0 then the corresponding "a" (0 - a). Well is the same with the ScrLck it "changes" numbers assigned at "some" keys so you can detect the key pressed is diferent than the one without the ScrLck. maybe someting like (0 - left) changes to (1 - left)

    4.- Pause: you can always test the pause key... do this... reboot your computer and when the memory numbers are counting press "pause" or when the BIOS resume is on display freeze your screen with the "pause" or when the POST are doing the disk check press "pause" and you would see the hard disk led lite on for ever and ever until you press any other key. again: direct, useful BUT if you let your computer display the "loading windows" screen/message you are grounded because the software (windows in this case) "disabled" the pause. as many other programs. again. you can "detect" that key and make it do something. disconnect, pause, happy face on screen . whatever.

    5.-Break. Stop execution. another interruption (int) seems like Ctrl C but stronger : ) .

    Another thing. those are SPECIAL keys. not ruled by the "shift is up" and "without shift is down" thing. usualy have a Ctrl-Key combination that makes another thing. keep printing whatever i write for example. ALL THIS IN OLD DOS, DIRECT PROCESSOR - KEYBOARD comunication. do not expect this to work on excel, windows, linux whatever. YOU CAN TRAP this keys and make them do whatever you want. make that clear

    6.- Pipe Caracter (|) is NOT an "C" OR operator. in math you can write the OR like a vertical line. and this seems like a vertical line. so, i'm writing a compiler (call it C). i decide to use THIS as my OR operator (i could have use the %, &, # or another one the same way). whatever it is used for is not what it "means". what it means? i really don't know but. if the name is pipe or pipeline it makes sense that (as a plumber pipeline) is used to connect the FLOW of data from one program to another, weak example: "dir | more" in DOS, strong example any Unix structure with lots and lots of pipes, because unix is constructed that way BUT i remember that when creating Unix like a bunch of little programs that can do a lot of cool things when piped together they "select" the (|) caracter... so it was already in the keyboard... The most logical explanation i have for this is: if you want to draw a box with lines

  229. Another fun co-worker screwing with thing... by ShaggyBOFH · · Score: 1
    Record his phone ringing and set it as the wav to play when he get's e-mail or hits a certain key.

    It was done to my boss years ago (with e-mail)...every few minutes he'd answer his phone. What was really funny is that it went almost 30 minutes before he figured out we were screwing with him.

    one more thing...set his/her balence to the speaker nearest the phone.

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  230. That explains it.. by blackmonday · · Score: 1

    I thought Mr. Takamori had asked me what a "Crow Rock" was. I just shrugged.

  231. How disappointing by devphil · · Score: 1
    The only time I can see this being useful is if your terminal app is too crippled to allow you to copy and paste natively.

    You need imagination lessons. You can't imagine running the contents (not necessarily the output, but the contents) of a terminal program through arbitrary pipelines and storing the result back into the clipboard?

    I'm sure you would pop up a window, paste the raw contents there into the pipeline, wait for stdout, and then just copy the resulting text again. A waste of a good terminal, and needless expenditure of human energy. And if the output doesn't fit on one terminal window, you have to hope you can highlight-drag and scroll the window at the same time; that's not possible on some terminal apps. And hope that you have enough scrollback to get it all.

    Thanks, I'll just finish with "... | xclip" and let the computer do the gruntwork for me.

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  232. another real world use is... by dizzy8578 · · Score: 1

    Belkin Omni view uses the scroll lock key to trigger the On Screen Display and targeted puter switch in their digital KVM switches.

    Also; the game "A Tale in the Desert"
    http://atitd.com
    Scroll lock triggers a full graphics reload in game.

    Combining the two can get a bit irritating though.

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    *"Cogito Ergo Liberalis"*
  233. Re:Xon/Xoff history revision by erice · · Score: 1

    That's fine except for a couple of things:

    1) It isn't scroll lock that is equivilient to Xoff. That's Pause.

    2) The extra keys were not added in response to programs that took control of the keyboard. The extra keys were there from the very first IBM PC keyboard when it was expected that all IO would go through the BIOS.

  234. Linux-Key by frog23 · · Score: 1

    When I read this article I remembered on a very interesting keyboard I found in an online shop once. I found this page again: www.linux-collection.de. Unfortunately this page is only in German but I guess you are able to see what it is about :) SYS frog23

  235. just testing... by Dr.Ruud · · Score: 1

    Euro:

    1. Re:just testing... by Dr.Ruud · · Score: 1

      The Euro-sign is visible here [] in the preview. Of course, it doesn't exist in ISO-8859-1 (the HTML default). It is in ISO-8859-15. And in Unicode of course: [] should show it.

  236. I still want to see the AnyKey. by t-maxx+cowboy · · Score: 1

    Although I have yet to see the AnyKey on a keyboard, I wish one of the keyboard manufactures would make a keyboard with the key.
    Also one of my all time favorite keys I found on a electronic hardware device (not necessarily a computer) was the Don't Care key.
    There was a blue cased device with a built in keyboard that had the Don't Care key.
    I can't count as high as the number of times I wanted to use that key in real life.

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    Ryan Pritchard
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    1. Re:I still want to see the AnyKey. by weecol · · Score: 1

      If people got to key there vote into a computer in the polling both and this key was present how many voters would be inclined to press in the next election.

      ...and the winner is,
      long pause
      Don't care.

      Your next elected governer is Mr jo bloggs of a county the other side of the world and you will never get to see him.

      Question, could politics actually get to this state?

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  237. Still useful today by IHateUniqueNicks · · Score: 1

    Sheesh, all these posts about how it used to be useful, and yet people don't realize that it's still completely functional in a program used by millions every day: Excel.

    Turn on scroll lock, and the arrow keys will scroll rather than select cells.

  238. Message Notifier - increased hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, amazing how many hits you can get from slashdot, with a message this far down. I got like 5 times the normal amount of traffic on the Message Notifier website for a couple of days. Hopefully more people can get some use out of the plugin. :)

    -- Josh

  239. The place of the CapsLock key is too valuable ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    remove Lock = Caps_Lock
    keysym Escape = Caps_Lock
    keysym Caps_Lock = Escape
    add Lock = Caps_Lock

    ...and you type 10% faster in vim ;-)
    (and even if you dont use vim, having ESC handy is always a pleasure :-)

  240. "Scroll Lock" makes sense to me by Bavi+H · · Score: 1

    It should have been called "cursor lock."

    "Scroll Lock" makes sense to me:

    Num Lock turns on the number mode of the numeric keypad.
    Caps Lock turns on the capital mode of the alphabetic keys.
    Scroll Lock turns on the scroll mode of the cursor keys.

  241. Useful at the time by radsoft · · Score: 1

    Scroll Lock was used a lot in the early days of the PC. We used it quite a lot in our software packages. Yes, it was up to the ISV to implement, but basically meant you locked the scroll (DUH). Several editors we released had both read-only and edit modes, and working in character mode on the screen with only the keyboard to navigate, this made things easier (and quite good actually). If I am not incorrect, Kahn's SideKick used it too - for the same purpose.

    Alt-Graph on a Sun workstation might try to do the same things as the comparative key on the PC: provide characters not found in the English language.

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