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  1. Re:It's official on Amazon Patents the Milkman · · Score: 1

    I propose to implement a business method by which you don't have to live on this planet anymore - ON A COMPUTER!

    I believe you owe me royalties

  2. Better question on Can Any Smartphone Platform Overcome the Android/iOS Duopoly? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can any smartphone platform overcome the Nokia/RIM duopoly?

  3. Re:Chicken Littles on Recession, Tech Kill Middle-Class Jobs · · Score: 1

    the 99% will be the robots, and all of humanity will be the 1%

  4. Re:Chicken Littles on Recession, Tech Kill Middle-Class Jobs · · Score: 2

    And can the rock throwers and the jar smashers earn enough to be middle class?

  5. Re:Crap on Swiss Federal Lab Claims New World Record For Solar Cell Efficiency · · Score: 3, Funny

    At about 3" thick, and 3' x 5', I estimate I can get about 20 panels in my minivan. Should be plenty.

  6. Really? on DARPA Wants Distributed Network of Deep Sea Storage Units · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just how long can a Marine Division wait on the ocean floor and still be effective?

  7. ahhhhh....ummmm.... on Ask Slashdot: How To Stay Fit In the Office? · · Score: 1

    ask for more work? so you can learn something? and show what a good worker you are? so you can get a real job later on?

  8. Principal cause on Ask Slashdot: What Practices Impede Developers' Productivity? · · Score: 1

    Access to /.

  9. Re:Read the PDF on Texas High School Student Loses Lawsuit Challenging RFID Tracking Requirement · · Score: 1

    I sometimes triangulate with spaghetti but it doesn't sound very good

  10. Re:Forget accidental contamination. on Mars-Like Conditions Sufficient to Sustain Earth-Bound Microbes · · Score: 4, Funny

    I smell a Kickstarter campaign!

  11. More specifically... on Ask Slashdot: Android Apps For Kids Under 12 Months? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "My 3 week old is fascinated by certain shapes. Is there an app that looks like big tits dripping milk that would be something he could play with?"

    Dumb ass posting; never should have seen the light of day.

  12. Re:AIDS vs. Cancer on Altered Immune Cells Help Girl Beat Leukemia · · Score: 1

    It was to me, but I didn't die from aids, nor did anyone I knew.

  13. My Solution on How To Use a Linux Virtual Private Server · · Score: 4, Funny

    When faced with Virtual Management issues, I hire a Virtual Manager! They never show up for work, but they never complain either.

  14. Re:No ice age [Re:The political construct...] on Draft of IPCC 2013 Report Already Circulating · · Score: 1

    Had I mod points today, sir, you would get them.

  15. Re:Worst case on Researchers Find Crippling Flaws In Global GPS · · Score: -1, Troll

    Soles are imaginary anyway, so who cares?

  16. Answered in reverse order on Ask Slashdot: Current State of Linux Email Clients? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes

  17. Re:Pretty damn young planets on Vega Older Than Thought: Mature Enough To Nurture Life · · Score: 1

    Well, if it is Hobbits, at least we'll know how to feed them: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/783115992/medium-rare-and-back-again-a-tolkien-cookbook

  18. Re:Cheap on Researchers Create New Cheap, Shatterproof, Plastic Light Bulbs · · Score: 1

    Capitalist: Noun

    1) Some other guy that is making money, while I sit whining in my mother's basement.

    1a) re product sold by the guy making money: " I could have thought of that if I wanted to"

  19. Re:Cheap on Researchers Create New Cheap, Shatterproof, Plastic Light Bulbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Capitalist: Noun

    1) Some other guy that is making money, while I sit whining in my mother's basement.

  20. Re:I Wish on Particle Physicists Confirm Arrow of Time Using B Meson Measurements · · Score: 1

    to 'whom'

  21. I Wish on Particle Physicists Confirm Arrow of Time Using B Meson Measurements · · Score: 4, Funny

    They would be more specific about the arrow of time. I get that they have confirmed it and all, but which direction is it pointing?

  22. Change the business model on Ask Slashdot: How To Make a DVD-Rental Store More Relevant? · · Score: 1

    Turn it in to a museum for archaic media models - like the various 'Computer Museums' that can be found in many cities.

  23. Re:Stop renting DVD's on Ask Slashdot: How To Make a DVD-Rental Store More Relevant? · · Score: 1

    'hansom' raises? I saw no reference to horse drawn carriages...

  24. Re:Well... on Ask Slashdot: How To Make a DVD-Rental Store More Relevant? · · Score: 1

    Betamax

  25. Interesting and Heartening on The Downside of Warp Drives: Annihilating Whole Star Systems When You Arrive · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps just delusional...but I love the fact that we have progressed from 'Can't go faster than light' to 'could in theory but too much energy' to 'let's do some lab experiments and work out the practical engineering details'.