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  1. Re:who would of knew on SCO Assets Going To October Auction · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the SCO defense... where have you been?

  2. Re:First bid! on SCO Assets Going To October Auction · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unicorn manure is GREAT for growing sweet & sour corn.

  3. Re:How is this news? on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    What they call piss we call...???

    Wine? :p

  4. Re:How is this news? on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    So the lime variety is...?

    Never mind, I don't want to know...

  5. Re:Great! on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    So very true...

  6. Re:I first read the headline on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    What has been seen cannot be unseen...

  7. Re:Hmm... on No More Need To Reboot Fedora w/ Ksplice · · Score: 1

    You're supposed to spell that "moran" when calling someone else stupid.

  8. Re:arms race on GMail Introduces Priority Inbox · · Score: 1

    As noted previously, if you mark the important ones "more important" and mark the less important ones "less important" then it will eventually work itself out and you'll be fine. Or, if you choose, don't use the system.

  9. Re:Nuke It From Orbit on The Nuclear Bunker Where Wikileaks Will Be Located · · Score: 1

    So a joke with a political figure in it is automatically trollish? Why has everyone lost their sense of humor when it comes to anything remotely, and even indirectly, political?

    If I had chosen GWB (or Dick Cheney) then the AC probably would have found it funny. /sigh

  10. Re:LOL Linux users on No More Need To Reboot Fedora w/ Ksplice · · Score: 1

    If it is REAL WORK then you're doing it wrong. :p

  11. Re:It's free? on No More Need To Reboot Fedora w/ Ksplice · · Score: 1

    Slight motto change:

    Free as in prostitute.

  12. Hmm... on No More Need To Reboot Fedora w/ Ksplice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Changing your car's oil while driving down the highway could be tricky, too.

  13. Re:Android less secure? on Your Smartphone Is Safer Than Your PC — For Now · · Score: 1

    The root of the problem: people make really crappy users. Robots and animals are a far better choice.

  14. Re:And the first ones out of the gate will be easy on Your Smartphone Is Safer Than Your PC — For Now · · Score: 1

    Does that little fact really matter when someone's phone is still compromised once all is said and done? And couldn't a trojan open the door to viruses and rootkits?

  15. Re:Example: iPhone on Your Smartphone Is Safer Than Your PC — For Now · · Score: 1, Funny

    Send it flowers or candy instead and you might get lucky...

  16. Re:Nuke It From Orbit on The Nuclear Bunker Where Wikileaks Will Be Located · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not part of the "political right" nor am I part of the "political left"... But I am able to make a joke about someone in the political world without the joke being politically slanted. Honest. Read it again and substitute anyone else's name in there. :p

  17. Re:Why? on The Nuclear Bunker Where Wikileaks Will Be Located · · Score: 1

    Maybe they are planning a world "undernet"?

  18. Re:How about good subject lines? on GMail Introduces Priority Inbox · · Score: 1

    Someone mod this +6 865 877 562 (the approximate world population).

  19. Re:Nuke It From Orbit on The Nuclear Bunker Where Wikileaks Will Be Located · · Score: 1

    Not necessary. We'll just send Hillary Clinton in there armed with a spatula, an umbrella, and a 28oz can of SpaghettiOs.

  20. Re:arms race on GMail Introduces Priority Inbox · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is also based on which ones you READ. So if you read all of those NO-REPLY emails you get then it will still consider them more important than other ones you do not read. If you are one of those people that read everything you get (or at least mark everything you receive as read) then you might be in trouble. And I'm sure this will remain an optional feature for quite some time.

  21. Re:How about good subject lines? on GMail Introduces Priority Inbox · · Score: 1

    The trick, seriously, is to not make your subject too long or too short. A LOT of people read email on tiny screens these days so long subjects just make life difficult. Really short subjects don't give enough information about what the email is truly about, so people will arbitrarily read or not-read it based on incomplete information -- which is neither good for the sender nor the receiver.

  22. Re:Lookin for love in all the wrong places.. on Star Wars Fans Look For Love In Alderaan Places · · Score: 1

    In the US, we've had two of them for President. And they were full of... never mind. :p

  23. Re:No Quicksort? on Sorting Algorithms — Boring Until You Add Sound · · Score: 1

    What would an XKCDsort look like?

  24. Re:Hah, more profits for publishers on Will Amazon Put Advertisements In eBooks? · · Score: 1

    Ads on the Kindle does not mean ads in ebooks. I imagine Amazon is going down this path to push a version of the Kindle that is much less expensive for the consumer to purchase up front, assuming they are willing to put up with ads. Amazon would sell a LOT more Kindles if the price were $50, even with ads.

  25. Re:In 3000 years.. on Icelandic Company Designs Human Pylons · · Score: 2, Funny

    I vote for Cthulhu shaped pylons.