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  1. Re:Useful for the intended purpose only. on The Public Is Growing Tired of Trump's Tweets, Says Voter Survey (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    For the one you laugh about maybe, but not for the one laughing.

  2. Re:Tewwible voice wecognition on 'I'm Not Sure I Understand' -- How Apple's Siri Lost Her Mojo (wsj.com) · · Score: 2

    How? Bawwy Kwipke is white as any cwackew, can't be wacist 'gainst cwackews!

  3. Re:"Congressional Mandate" on SpaceX Will Launch Secretive X-37B Spaceplane's Next Mission (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Whores generally aren't that expensive, what did you expect?

  4. The problem with Japanese words is that you can't tell by their sound what you'll get. Any word may return results for some delicious sushi variant or some weird ass porn fetish you didn't even fathom possible.

  5. Re:Is that the limitation of this technology? on Facebook Wants To Spy On People Using Their Phone's Camera and Analyze Facial Emotions (thesun.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Victory?

    Wait, only half way.

  6. At least you know why everything thinks you are a dick.

  7. Re:@CulinaryCulture (was: Rs:Re:@GrassyKnoll on The Public Is Growing Tired of Trump's Tweets, Says Voter Survey (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    DJT reminds me more of a Wiener.

  8. It might interest you that "Berliner" is a colloquial term for "cream filled donut" in some parts of Germany.

    So I guess the guy(s) in Dallas just wanted to get to the the creamy center of JFK. Well, I give it a partial success.

  9. Re:I just cannot get passed the fact that on The Public Is Growing Tired of Trump's Tweets, Says Voter Survey (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have some sort of intelligence test to be allowed to vote. Nothing tricky. Like "what are we voting on today?".

  10. It's the evil toupee, I tell you.

  11. Re:Yeah, I too tired of winning! on The Public Is Growing Tired of Trump's Tweets, Says Voter Survey (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Winning? What did you win? Got a new job? Did you find an affordable home? Or if you already have a home, did your mortgage get cheaper? Do you have more money now than you had in November, and do you have reason to believe that's due to anything that happened since?

    What the hell did you win?

  12. What? Not more?

  13. Re:Useful for the intended purpose only. on The Public Is Growing Tired of Trump's Tweets, Says Voter Survey (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Seriously, in the last election you had the choice between a total buffoon who would fuck the country up, both intentionally and due to his bumbling, and a double-dealing slick weasel that made even Nixon look reputable and trustworthy.

    So if you're fucked either way, choose the one that makes you laugh at least.

  14. Re:Just proves democrats aren't that smart on The Public Is Growing Tired of Trump's Tweets, Says Voter Survey (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Because they know that the world doesn't end at the borders of the US, and that the rest of the world doesn't care if he's GOP or DEM. We care that he's a US American, that he is president and that you elected him.

    YOU are Trump, to us at least.

    And the Dems know that they will have to clean up the trash he will leave behind when he goes, they know what cleaning up after monkey boy was like and they know that this will even be worse.

  15. Re:"Higgs' Bosom" on Astronomers Prove To Einstein That Stars Can Warp Light (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    That guy was recently arrested at the airport for terrorism, his luggage contained a dead cat and some strange apparatus housing some sort of nuclear device.

    The nerve he had, he said something like that the TSA agent was responsible for the cat's demise, just 'cause he opened the box. Might have been some sort of trap. Investigations are still underway.

  16. "Vote of confidence" on SpaceX Will Launch Secretive X-37B Spaceplane's Next Mission (latimes.com) · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    More like "vote of cutting corners". Aka "you're cheaper, I'm insured, fire it up for all I care".

  17. Ok. You're a millennial or you have a family and a career. You can't have both.

    Stop breaking the stereotype we've cultivated so hard!

  18. A German caricaturist knew that half a year ago.

  19. Re:Maybe but... on The Public Is Growing Tired of Trump's Tweets, Says Voter Survey (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It still is better to shut up and let people think you're a stuck-up asshole than to open your mouth and remove any shade of doubt.

  20. Re:Wow, super idea!!! on Airbnb Announces Its Plan To House 100,000 People In Need (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    The problem is that both ends of the political spectrum are full-bore for the influx of foreigners. The bleeding heart lefties because of the poor, poor war victims, the cold blooded right wingers for the cheap, expendable labor and the increased pressure on the wages they represent.

    We're fucked.

  21. Re:Next part on Airbnb Announces Its Plan To House 100,000 People In Need (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    So we now get to buy them cars, too?

  22. Re:Vet them! on Airbnb Announces Its Plan To House 100,000 People In Need (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    I was greeted by a large mob of unemployables that yelled at me to take off my shoes, ripped my bag out of my hands and went through it. Apparently they found nothing they liked 'cause I even got all of my stuff back, but I have seen people who weren't so lucky.

  23. Re:Comments not very Christian on Airbnb Announces Its Plan To House 100,000 People In Need (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    Bigger audience? It's likely that more people who grew up in or even with a Christian background are reading here.

  24. Re: Comments not very Christian on Airbnb Announces Its Plan To House 100,000 People In Need (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm intrigued. What are you talking about? Science is actually all about repeatable documentation, so if you can actually show something to be false with repeatable experiments, we might be looking at a sensation.

  25. Re: Comments not very Christian on Airbnb Announces Its Plan To House 100,000 People In Need (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    Not over the stupid argument who has the cooler imaginary friend, at least.