Simple logic. Controlling something, even the most insignificant, simplest of things, requires resources. Now ponder who would waste, well, anything on THAT.
Since a fair lot happened on this day, from segregation being sanctioned by a court decision to the Swedish-Norwegian union ending to making contraceptives illegal becoming illegal to The Artist formerly known as Prince being born, you might want to inform us just what world-changing event made his day infamous.
Umm... how do you identify a gay, Jewish Christian Shia Muslim? People rarely have that stamped to their forehead. And... well, you might be new to this world, and this might be hard to swallow, but people lie to get what they want.
You want us to pay for the door the SWAT broke down and the bullet holes in the wall? Think again. And before you do, be grateful that we're so gracious as to not charge you with housing terror suspects!
I run into such situations fairly often. And have done so all my life. At some point you just start to retaliate. And it usually works. Every person has a weak spot and I have by now a pretty good idea how to find it.
Can I take a joke? But of course! The question is, can you?
Oddly enough, a lot of those jokers cannot. But at least they stop being "funny".
At least if I needed a new laptop and didn't give a fuck whether you accuse me of stealing it because I know that even if true you can't do jack shit about it.
I prefer people to use common sense. I know, I know, it ain't as common as it used to be, but if people have to rely on it and not get to skirt written laws and test how far they can stretch them, they usually are more polite.
There's a simple rule: Don't be a dick. What's a dick? I know one when I see one. Now get to work!
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I think it's some has-been stripper. Not sure, though.
Nobody.
Simple logic. Controlling something, even the most insignificant, simplest of things, requires resources. Now ponder who would waste, well, anything on THAT.
Hah! Joke's on them, my goats love getting fucked!
Erh... or so I ... imagine...
Hey, Trump said that he's going to rip corporations a new one if they keep sending jobs away, so what were they supposed to do?
Hmm... I have a doctor, but a personal chauffeur would be nifty.
Can I put cameras in, house Sunni and Shia Muslims next to each other and sell it on pay-per-view?
Since a fair lot happened on this day, from segregation being sanctioned by a court decision to the Swedish-Norwegian union ending to making contraceptives illegal becoming illegal to The Artist formerly known as Prince being born, you might want to inform us just what world-changing event made his day infamous.
Really? Wow, where does this happen? I mean, outside your mind (where you obviously also are).
Umm... how do you identify a gay, Jewish Christian Shia Muslim? People rarely have that stamped to their forehead. And ... well, you might be new to this world, and this might be hard to swallow, but people lie to get what they want.
You want us to pay for the door the SWAT broke down and the bullet holes in the wall? Think again. And before you do, be grateful that we're so gracious as to not charge you with housing terror suspects!
I tried to measure it, but ran into a Heisenberg problem. Every time I was about to measure a bosom, it moved away.
I also usually felt a strange stinging sensation in my cheek...
I run into such situations fairly often. And have done so all my life. At some point you just start to retaliate. And it usually works. Every person has a weak spot and I have by now a pretty good idea how to find it.
Can I take a joke? But of course! The question is, can you?
Oddly enough, a lot of those jokers cannot. But at least they stop being "funny".
And usually so we know what kind of behaviour we cannot expect from HR or the C-Levels.
What's wrong in such a project? Probably that I'm in it.
Anything that keeps you from buying the in-flight entertainment, I'd say.
At least if I needed a new laptop and didn't give a fuck whether you accuse me of stealing it because I know that even if true you can't do jack shit about it.
When bullets would've been so cheap...
I mean, for that money you could axe them with a Tomahawk.
I'm over there with truth and reason. Yes, I know, we'll find the door ourselves.
Yes, he's bitching about men and their code and simply ignores women!
See? It's easy to turn it around.
6 instead of 3 is twice as much, yes, but given the sample size it's also well within the margin of statistical error.
Where in a professional environment do you have to tell a raunchy joke or drop a racial slur?
So how could you possibly even get into hot waters, no matter what might be considered common decency?
I prefer people to use common sense. I know, I know, it ain't as common as it used to be, but if people have to rely on it and not get to skirt written laws and test how far they can stretch them, they usually are more polite.
There's a simple rule: Don't be a dick. What's a dick? I know one when I see one. Now get to work!
That's like being the best dressed hobo.
Probably not, but who'd trade being safe from one problem for every other problem that could possibly be wrong with software?
Practically a bargain.