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  1. Bah...there's an app for the... on Credit Cards That Think They Are Gadgets · · Score: 0

    oh...no there's not. Why, again?

  2. Re:The survivors joke on Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking · · Score: 0

    Bah! He's just another special interest group trying to escape the chains of gravity that hold his paralyzed body to the earth's surface.

  3. Re:Surely the healthiest option on Apps For Healthy Kids — Where PC Meets PCs · · Score: 0

    Good luck with that, n00b.

  4. Re:How secure on Bitcoin Releases Version 0.3 · · Score: 0

    One word: "meritocracy". Join today!

  5. Said this... on Recrafting Government As an Open Platform · · Score: 0
  6. Re:good idea there, buddy on TSA Worker Jailed In Body Scan Rage Incident · · Score: 0

    I thought these things were supposed to prevent terrorism, not create it. Try again, stupid humans!

  7. Re:baseball? on Gamer Wins $1M For Pitching Virtual "Perfect Game" · · Score: 0

    Watching someone play a video game of baseball and win a million bucks while you comment cynically - kill yourself now.

  8. Re:Great! Im almost done.. on "Wet" Asteroids Could Supply Space Gas Stations · · Score: 0

    Yeah, just watch out for Space Herpes, though.

  9. Re:Yeeeeeehaw! on Texas Tells Cape Wind "You're Not First Yet" · · Score: 0

    Pointless obstruction? Like a moratorium on offshore drilling so as to not endanger precious natural resources and livelihoods?

  10. Re:Privacy on Google Backs Yahoo In Privacy Fight With DoJ · · Score: 0

    Property is in your imagination, as well. You gonna eat that?

  11. Re:Jeeze on Innocent Until Predicted Guilty · · Score: 0

    I'm willing to bet that most of the collaborators are Jewish octogenarians, this taking place in Florida, and all. So "5, Funny" could be "5, Offensive" to some of these folks. Just sayin'.

  12. Re:Not sure about the hype on Do You Have a Secret Immunity To 3D Movies? · · Score: 0

    Yes - but that's not a problem unique to 3D movies.

  13. Re:Not sure about the hype on Do You Have a Secret Immunity To 3D Movies? · · Score: 0

    I think one of the main problems for 3-D (still) is that movies are using 2-D cinematography. Perhaps filming the movie more like a FPS would be more enthralling combined with the 3-D thingamagoobery. I dunno. Two cents.

  14. Re:Torn on Mexico Will Shut Down 25.9 Million Cell Phones · · Score: 0

    Legalize marijuana, America. The worst that will happen is that people will take more naps and play more video games. And perhaps eat more pizza. So what if naps don't serve the interest of capitalism? Selling pot does, though. C'mon, people! Silly, silly people. Then we would have the cartels by the "cohones", if you will. Then all of the stupid legislation, homicide, and human-rights violations can cease. Why don't people choose simpler, more elegant solutions like this?

  15. Re:Lawyer? on Comcast Disables VCR Scheduling In New Guide · · Score: 0

    The market idea really could work, except that it requires a people who are both more noble and have a far stronger backbone than our general population.

    How about:

    The [any social system] idea really could work, except that it requires a people who are both more noble and have a far stronger backbone than our general population.

  16. Re:why all the publicity? on WikiLeaks' International Man of Mystery · · Score: 0

    He could be a decoy, right?

  17. Re:FUnny how there's no eviDence... on US Most Vulnerable To Cyberattack? · · Score: 0

    Probably no backups for the evidence, either. Cyberfail!

  18. Re:from the article on Largest Sodium Sulfur Battery Powers a Texas Town · · Score: 0

    Well then what is the poor 'ol oil/gas industry gonna do?

  19. Re:Video on Wikileaks Releases Video of Journalist Killings · · Score: 0

    If it's not a "surprise" then we have truly become desensitized to the mindless violence we practice against our own species. It's embarrassing when your own species is your only real predator. We've got problems, people. This should not be "par" for any course. I never understood that argument: "Hey, that's war for you". No, that's mindless slaying of human beings.

    As my brother, Cornell West, said, "every human life is precious."

  20. Re:Listen to the police on Chicago Debates Merits of ShotSpotter Technology · · Score: 0

    The solution is crowd-sourcing.

  21. Remove All Signs! on How To Build Roads To Control How Fast You Drive · · Score: 0

    Signs make drivers assume everyone is following the rules and then they get lazy and don't pay attention to their environment. Remove the signs and everyone will pay close attention to their fellow drivers and maybe even motorcycles! Also, cars are too safe and comfortable (at least, precieved to be). Airbags, large SUVs, DVD players, etc. They need to be stripped down to almost nothing. A tender meatsack will pay very close attention to road at 60 MPH in this kind of death trap.

    Similarly, signs could be used in such a way as "Danger! Pay Attention" or this sign might work, too.

  22. Solution: Tin Foil on Do Car Safety Problems Come From Outer Space? · · Score: 0

    So a tin foil hat for my Prius should fix 'er right up?

  23. Re:Holy Summary Typo on Beware the King of the Patent Trolls · · Score: 0

    It's the past perfect present participle, fools! Related to:

    You are will have done did before again for the first time.

  24. Re:Wrong places on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 0

    ...and I'm on your wife's buddy list. If you know what I mean. wahkah-wahkah-wahkah! I'll be here all night, folks!

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