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Millions Continue To Click On Spam

An anonymous reader writes "Even though over 80% of email users are aware of the existence of bots, tens of millions respond to spam in ways that could leave them vulnerable to a malware infection, according to a Messaging Anti-Abuse Working Group (MAAWG) survey. In the survey, half of users said they had opened spam, clicked on a link in spam, opened a spam attachment, replied or forwarded it — activities that leave consumers susceptible to fraud, phishing, identity theft, and infection. While most consumers said they were aware of the existence of bots, only one-third believed they were vulnerable to an infection."

210 comments

  1. Click here! by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny
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    which is totally what she said
    1. Re:Click here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      panaloons?

    2. Re:Click here! by pinkushun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vigra wholesale 83% off dear customer. Everything 80% sale!

    3. Re:Click here! by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that parses to "hots ex y via gra pan a loon s 4u"

      In other words, previously-married people with y chromosome will have their temperatures increased via a grey pan full of loons, and it's all for you.

      This is not the pr0n you're looking for, and if it is you are one sick bastard.

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    4. Re:Click here! by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I resent the judgement that my clickable spam was "offtopic"..

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      which is totally what she said
    5. Re:Click here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mods here dont even read the headline anymore so how can you expect them to even know it wasnt offtopic

  2. can't win this battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there will be no end of this, not until we let morons use computers

    1. Re:can't win this battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      there will be no end of this, not until we let morons use computers

      I'm really not sure what to say to this...

    2. Re:can't win this battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must mean not while we let morons use computers. Or are you the moron and someone won't let you touch computers?

    3. Re:can't win this battle by shaker-cat · · Score: 4, Funny

      apparently they allready are

    4. Re:can't win this battle by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes we can. Advertise cyanide capsules as v1agra and sell them via spam. Problem solved.

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    5. Re:can't win this battle by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      I recognize the need for the rule of law. I know that vigilantism is wrong, that we should all adhere to the rules of a civilized society. I know that we should allow everyone their fair chance in a court of law, and that no man should be considered guilty until proof has been provided.

      But you know what? Fuck that. Kill them all, now.

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    6. Re:can't win this battle by cdoggyd · · Score: 1

      Genius. I might help send those spams.

    7. Re:can't win this battle by natehoy · · Score: 1

      "Ask your doctor if cyanide is right for you! Warning: May cause unintended side effects such as survival. Consult your doctor if your rigor mortis lasts more than four hours."

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  3. Old News by MrLogic17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humans will always be the weak link in security.

    1. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and like good System Administrators, we must remove that link...

      Mwa ha ha ha!

    2. Re:Old News by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

      "No, Mr. End User...I expect you to DIE."

    3. Re:Old News by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      And the big red fart button will be the wedge that slips through that chink.

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      May the Maths Be with you!
    4. Re:Old News by vajorie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Humans will always be the weak link in society.

    5. Re:Old News by grumbel · · Score: 1

      While it is true that humans are often the weak link in the end, there really is absolutely no good reason why clicking on the link should have negative consequences for the user. The whole mess we are in is simply because none of the OSs we use today where build with the security needs of today in mind. Even things like Linux completely fail, as they where build around the concept of protecting users from each other, but not around protecting the user from malicious applications, so once an application runs in the user space it has free access to everything the users has access to, which in a case of a desktop computer means simply everything.

      There are a few steps here and there to improve the situation, but we are still far away from having an truly secure OS.

    6. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's racist!

    7. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that chink.

      You're racist.

    8. Re:Old News by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      There are a few steps here and there to improve the situation, but we are still far away from having an truly secure OS.

      We're not far away at all. The truly secure OS is already here. There's only one problem. People won't even consider it. It's called Trusted Solaris or SE Linux. So secure that it barely allows authorized users to use it. Evaluated and approved by the NSA. It's SECURE. It's also incredibly touchy and will NOT talk to your MP3 player, now matter how much you beg. Your digital camera? HA. Don't even think about it. Your webcam? Not a chance. Hell, that new USB multimedia keyboard? Forget it. Not gonna happen.

      But it's secure!

    9. Re:Old News by xmousex · · Score: 1

      we slowly march toward a truly secure os by removing the human factor incrementally. until at some point it is autonomous and handles voice commands or just anticipates what your needs maybe be based on statistics. The more we move in this direction, the less directly usable the machine becomes, the more high level, politically correct, demographically aware, and obscure the interaction layer gets. The nanny machine your after should be here by around windows 11.

  4. Call the It Dept! by mewt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And then they call the IT Dept. claiming that they did nothing..It's just started acting weird..all by itself.. I was just reading this cute mail I got about penises and viagra!

    1. Re:Call the It Dept! by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Fucking tell me about it.

      "I didn't do anything. I mean I was just online..er, using Limewire to get..music, and suddenly!"

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      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    2. Re:Call the It Dept! by shentino · · Score: 1

      Not likely when IT will be making a short call to HR that will get you sent packing.

      And in this particular case deservedly so.

      Apart from wasting company time, filesharing can expose the company to legal liability...perhaps even more so that privately since the RIAA will probably drool more at the corporate treasury than Joe Sixpack's own wallet.

    3. Re:Call the It Dept! by Ltap · · Score: 1

      Good job, tying your own issue into this. Also, People who know how to use filesharing software are probably more intelligent than the usual dumb user who would click on spam.

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    4. Re:Call the It Dept! by sarlos · · Score: 1

      Hehe... my favorite moment while working in my college's Help Desk center for IT support for faculty, staff, and students... There was this virus embedded in an email with a subject along the lines of, "See what the 7 Dwarfs got Snow White for her 18th Birthday." I personally cleaned the virus off three professors' desktops, and we had at least a dozen cases overall. Mysteriously, the professors were always out of their office when we came to clean up their PCs...

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    5. Re:Call the It Dept! by Z34107 · · Score: 1

      No. No, they're not.

      I work for tech support on campus, primarily cleaning student laptops. I have yet to see one that didn't have limewire on it.

      Maybe you can argue that they're still smarter, but evidently not by enough to have a meaningful chance of avoiding infections.

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    6. Re:Call the It Dept! by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:Call the It Dept! by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      'Drive by downloads' and 'automatic execution' are as old as Windows itself.

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    8. Re:Call the It Dept! by Ltap · · Score: 1

      You're generalizing and confusing the issue. This is dealing specifically with spam. Most people are smart enough to not click on spam.

      Also, with filesharing, there is less of an element of stupidity involved - people simply take their chances. With spam there are specific things people can look for and do, which they are not doing.

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    9. Re:Call the It Dept! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beware of misspelled words!

    10. Re:Call the It Dept! by blai · · Score: 1

      "it caught a virus"
      "what were you doing?"
      "NOTHING!!"
      Do we sound threatening?

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      In soviet Russia, God creates you!
  5. dude by w00tsauce · · Score: 0

    I didn't even know you could enlarge your penis?! SWEET!!!! no more laughing at me in the locker room

    1. Re:dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get an erection in the locker room, they'll do more than laugh at you.

  6. Users. by skgrey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Users are ignorant to computers. Users have always been ignorant. We can do whatever we can to protect them, either through education, security, antivirus, and anti-malware, but the problem is they aren't geeky tech-people that keep us and like this stuff enough to learn it.

    How about we just have a TV show or a movie they want to watch, but teaches them? We could make it a romantic comedy for the ladies or a war movie for the guys, but insert in proper computer use and warnings about spam, viruses, phishing, fraud, etc. We need some kind of mass media to actually teach the masses, and it needs to be a regular interval to keep up with the problems.

    1. Re:Users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im picturing "America F*ck Yeah!" song with the text "Don't be stupid... stupid" below it

    2. Re:Users. by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      There have already been numerous movies made featuring $COMPUTER_TECHNOLOGY being used in ways that generally ruin the lives of the protagonists. Yet strangely, I don't see any improvement in the habits or knowledge of the average computer user.

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    3. Re:Users. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      And to think, users were once considered gods and creators.

    4. Re:Users. by Spad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The computer industry is largely to blame for user's attitudes; they've spent years convincing everyone that computers would make their lives easier and do everything for them without requiring any specialist knowledge and we all know that's bollocks.

      We simply wouldn't accept it if the same proportion of people who outright refuse to even try and understand the basics of the IT tasks they perform every day did the same thing with cars or washing machines or lawn mowers. The roads would be carnage - tens of thousands of drivers refusing to learn how to use the stearing wheel or brakes because they "Just want it to take me to the shops, I dont' care how it works".

      I really don't think there's any short-term solution to the problem.

    5. Re:Users. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I really don't think there's any short-term solution to the problem.

      I agree, but I think the long-term solution will happen on its own. As more and more people who grew up with the internet get older, less and less computer illiterate people will be out there...eventually, there won't be anyone left who lived in a pre-internet world.

      It would be interesting to see what age demographic is currently most likely to click on spam links...

    6. Re:Users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually we should just make buying from spammer, and letting your computer be infected a punishable misdemeanour.
      Virus, Trojans, etc..

      First infection: 50$
      Second infection: 200$
      Third infection: 500$ and you have to learn Linux :-)

      Spam

      First time: 50$
      Second time: 500$
      Third time: civil bankruptcy

       

    7. Re:Users. by Spad · · Score: 1

      Don't make the mistake of conflating young people who are comfortable using computers with people who are genuinely computer literate.

      My brother is comfortable using a computer; he's on the facebook and twitter & youtube and whathaveyou, but he certainly isn't what I would call computer literate. Anything outside of his "routine" uses will usually result in a phonecall to me asking how to do it. He does at least tend to retain that information for a little longer than, say my mum does, but that doesn't mean he understands it well enough to apply that knowledge to new situations in a logical way.

    8. Re:Users. by cmiller173 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...in fiction.

    9. Re:Users. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Sorry...I meant "computer literate" to mean "not stupid enough to click on obvious spam or phishing links"...just used the wrong phrase is all.

    10. Re:Users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > The roads would be carnage - tens of thousands of drivers refusing to learn how to use the stearing wheel or brakes because they "Just want it to take me to the shops, I dont' care how it works".
      Well isn't it exactly what is happening ?
      > There were about 2.9 million injury cases and 42636 car accident deaths. ... (some car lawyer site...)

    11. Re:Users. by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      It's hard to learn that except by experience. I mean, I learned that lesson when I was like 12, but many people don't learn it. Teaching is necessary.

    12. Re:Users. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about we just have a TV show or a movie they want to watch, but teaches them?

      Great idea. Here is a sample from the new soap opera, "One Operating System to Run"

      "Madeline, we can't keep seeing each other like this."
      "It's your wife, isn't it?"
      "No, she doesn't care. She hasn't since the accident. It is...I can't say it..."
      "Tell me Steven! Tell me!"
      "Fine, it is your hard drive, it is a mess."
      "What? How can you say that?"
      "Admit it Madeline! Not only is it heavily fragmented but it is full of bloated logs, unneeded installation downloads, duplicate mp3's, old temp files, core dumps, I could go on."
      "Oh Steven, it's true! It's true! Please help me! I love you! I want to change!"
      "Ok, just go to www.diskcleaner.com and download..."

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    13. Re:Users. by rockbottoms · · Score: 1

      A romantic comedy? How about "You've Got Mail 2: Don't Open It!"

    14. Re:Users. by Cousarr · · Score: 1

      I'd say learning to use the steering wheel is equivalent to learning to use the mouse. As neither the car nor the computer are going to do anything useful without this knowledge. Learning to use the brakes however, is a fairly good analogy.

      Someone operating a motor vehicle who does not know how to use the brakes will operate his or her machine at high speed, wondering why it is not operating faster, careen around the road system posing a danger to themselves and others and will only stop when slamming into something and at the very least heavily damaging their machine.

      Someone who is not willing to understand what vectors malware uses to infect a machine will typically operate his or her machine at what is for them high speed, wondering why it is not operating faster, careen around the internet from page to page posing a danger to themselves and others and will only stop when receiving such a terrible infection as to bring the machine to its knees requiring either a format or someone very knowledgeable about malware to clean it up.

    15. Re:Users. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Third infection: 500$ and you have to learn Linux :-)

      Might work for a lot of the world, but in the USA cruel and unusual punishments are illegal.

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    16. Re:Users. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I can't count the number of times I have heard someone claim that they didn't understand, and it was ok because they are not "computer" people, when the thing they did was not really "computer" related. Things like, not turning a computer on, and wondering why it isn't working. That isn't a "computer" problem. That is an "Electricity" problem.

    17. Re:Users. by MatthewCCNA · · Score: 1

      no, I'm sure Tron was real

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    18. Re:Users. by Ltap · · Score: 1

      Not really. Young, dumb users are almost as bad as old, dumb users - the only difference is that they do more online and present a higher risk.

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    19. Re:Users. by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      People aren't getting smarter as time goes on. We've had roughly the same spread of IQ for hundreds to thousands of years now. (Some claims of thousands to a million, but I'm not sure I totally believe the methods there.)

      I taught high school for 5 years. I saw lots and lots of kids who grew up with computers do amazingly stupid shit. $400 phone bills for signing up for ringtones and wallpapers and not realizing that they were signing up for $10/month continuous billing rip-offs. Lots of malware from limewire and bearshare, years and years after all the "computer literate" moved on to bit torrent. Lots of issues with sharing waaaaay too much information on the internet, including the ever-popular "share my entire hard drive" method. Lots of clicking on ANYTHING that looked naughty, interesting, or blinked.

      Put an .exe in the mailbox of a teenage boy labeled "boobies", and it will get run. No questions asked, 90% of the time. Will they eventually grow up to be smarter? Some of them, of course. Some never will.

      I don't think there's a long-term solution. Just because people can use a computer doesn't make them smart enough to avoid shit like this. Just look at all the non-computer scams that still happen. Those people, using a computer, will still get scammed.

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    20. Re:Users. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      That's because most of those movies perpetuate ridiculous myths, like how ubergeeks can compromise a password in 60 seconds while simultaneously being threatened and fellated.

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    21. Re:Users. by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      movies perpetuate ridiculous myths

      No way. Really?

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    22. Re:Users. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Really! CSI and NCIS too. I like it when McGee says something that is completely out of left field, like Well boss, he used 256 bit TCP encryption on his hard drive, so I had to rewrite the protocols in order to read it.

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    23. Re:Users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you missed your own point -- most users don't care. If the computer becomes unusable they call in the guy who will format the computer and everything will be good again for a few months. Heck, people even have sex without condom when they know the dangers. I bet most people here... well nevermind. But believe me, people have sex without condom, share needles and they know the dangers, they still do it. That's people for you...

    24. Re:Users. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      It's hard to learn that except by experience. I mean, I learned that lesson when I was like 12, but many people don't learn it. Teaching is necessary.

      "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams

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    25. Re:Users. by ClayTapes · · Score: 1

      Using mass media to educate the masses is an idea that I find truly horrifying. Orwellian nightmare. Humans have a right to be ignorant. It's easy to see how the slippery slop argument might go here. If people are educated by a single source, they all do things the same way, lack of individualism and inoovation etc. etc.

    26. Re:Users. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Third infection: 500$ and you have to learn Linux :-)

      Might work for a lot of the world, but in the USA cruel and unusual punishments are illegal.

      Fine, make 'em run OS X. It might be just plain cruel, but that's legal here.

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    27. Re:Users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the issue may not be quite as widespread, there are still plenty of drivers who expect to be able to put gas in car and drive, with no maintenance ever required, especially not in a timely manner. The root problem is that people tend not to learn the reason why things work (or don't). I've worked on many cars for friends. Many don't see a problem with driving with a check engine light on, a brake light that doesn't extinguish when the parking brake is released, brakes so worn that the pad backing is providing the friction, tires so bald they can't safely navigate a puddle, etc. I think the lower propensity has more to do with the fact that we see the carnage of automobile accidents all the time. ID theft isn't as high visibility, people don't lose their lives, and in many cases, your bank/credit card/etc will forgive any charges not made by you.

      Despite the annoyance, these idiots keep IT professionals and mechanics alike employed. Maybe you should thank them?

    28. Re:Users. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Drivers do use the steering wheel and brakes, just as computer users use the mouse and keyboard. They often don't learn what goes on inside the car (and that's getting more esoteric over the years), but driving a car is an action that takes place in ways that people understand and can see, and feedback when you've really screwed up is pretty fast and definite.

      And, of course, we do have tens of thousands of car-related fatalities a year, in the US alone. If you read safety instructions for lawn mowers, you'll see things that you'd think would be blindingly obvious (or should I say bloody obvious).

      Now, put somebody who's a competent driver in front of a computer. In a car, it's easy to see that, if you continue on your course, you'll hit that building or post or group of teenagers. In a computer, it's all nicely disguised. It's as if malicious people were throwing cloaks of invisibility over obstacles. Feedback can be swift, but it's often a case of the computer getting slow over time, as it provides services to multiple botnets. In a car, I can see if there's a dangerous driver on the road (or at least I can see the vehicle). On the net, we're putting the average user up against the most devious schemes of criminal masterminds.

      User education is not, and never will be, the answer.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    29. Re:Users. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater! An education program that explains the dangers of computers and the current phishing/malware schemes is going to turn society into an Orwellian nightmare? And what do you think of mass media now? It is constantly used for education - billboards, commercials, marketing campaigns - lots of stuff.

      Are you one of those people that utters "Think of the children" whenever a change is proposed? My God, education on how not to fall for a 419 scam caused me and my children to be drones!

      It's easy to see how the slippery slop argument might go here.

      You can say that again.

    30. Re:Users. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but computers aren't cars, are they? So why try to compare the complexities of building reliable automated vehicles to building easy to use computers?

      The blame is with the computer industry. But not because they told people computers were easy to use. It's because they didn't follow up on it properly. Of course, that is beginning to change, as evident by the iPad.

    31. Re:Users. by pinkj · · Score: 1

      I really don't think there's any short-term solution to the problem.

      Eugenics? It's not exactly short-term, but when we reach old age we would have a large crop of geeky and eager children to share stories about IPv4, Usenet and MUDs around the glowing 15" CRT.

  7. In completely unrelated news.... by IWaSBoRG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Millions of computer users are idiots.

    1. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am incredulous that "80%" of people are aware of botnets. I call B.S. on that figure. Most people think "the internet" is a utopia where nothing can go wrong.

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    2. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions of people are idiots.

      Fixed that for you.

      Before the advent of computers, we used to say, "There's a sucker born every minute." Though I'm sure this estimate was off by an order of magnitude.

    3. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Billions of people are idiots.

      Fixed that for you.

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    4. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Millions of computer users are idiots.

      Ignorant != stupid. The difference is, there's a cure for ignorance, none for stupidity. But everyone is ignorant. I know about as much about running a bar and construction company as Mike knows about running a computer. I have as little interest in learning about construction as he does about running a computer -- little to none. I just want a house to live in, he just wants his computer to work.

    5. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      But where's the mean-spirited fun in dumping all over ordinary people in that?

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    6. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Most people in the world are ignorant fools, most people in the world behave like idiots at one time or another, unfortunately it is what it is, intelligence is not prerequisite to survival apparently. Also it is probably true that a very large percentage of the population will also do pretty much anything for a buck, combining these facts together and you get a pretty sad place to live in.

    7. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Milliards of people are idiots.

      Fixed that for you.

      Fixed that for you as well.

    8. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. - Douglas Adams

    9. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just shows that 80% of the population are idiots...and they VOTE!

      Hopefully they can't find the voting location either.

    10. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Nemyst · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yet you know that if your roof leaks you can either look at the tiles and try to patch it yourself, or you call a professional to do it for you. You know that if your house is dirty, you must clean it. You know that if you get bugs, you must call an exterminator to get rid of them.

      You know that if you buy a house, you must be ready to maintain it if you don't want it to fall apart. The same SHOULD be said of computer owners, yet this is not the case.

    11. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Also in unrelated news, millions now are st0ng-er in bed! They l0St w3ight now! And they are getting huge discounts on pfizer and v1@gra!

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    12. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      That's because personal computers are low-cost consumer goods. You can buy a decent one for a couple hundred bucks and it quickly devalues. When it breaks, it might be more cost-effective to just buy a new one than to get it fixed. Now compare that to your house. It takes years to pay off, and its value remains relatively constant. When it breaks, you get it fixed! You can't afford a new house!

    13. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Seriously? Do you not have TV news in your country? The BBC and mainstream newspapers in the UK have run lots of stories about botnets.

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    14. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Everything is proportional. Repairing a house costs in the thousands for something worth hundreds of thousands. Repairing a computer costs tens for something worth hundreds (and that's if you're not clever enough to use the ton of free software out there that does the job all well and fine). Saying that you should buy a new computer when it breaks just because it isn't as expensive as a house is entirely the kind of stupid things big corporations want you to do.

      If you hadn't noticed, most of my analogies were related to extremely cheap and DIY things that anyone with a little bit of knowledge could do by themselves. That people prefer to replace their computer after 6 months just because it has SPYWARE is I think an excellent example of how ignorant they are (would you buy a new house because it needed some vacuuming?) and, more importantly, what a mess it creates. They lose money for nothing, they create additional waste also for nothing and they complain/give a bad name to computers in general because of it.

    15. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell is Mike? And why would you use a proper name to describe somebody that nobody knows when a descriptive term like brother or uncle would do just as well without every reader thinking to themselves, "Who the hell is Mike?"

    16. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Sweet jeebus, man, is it too much to ask for a car analogy?!

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    17. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      No, it's a consumer electronics device. I know if my TV goes on the fritz I should call a TV repairman, but I don't expect through normal use for someone to use my TV to steal my online banking passwords and clean me out.
      You can't protect a user against everything, but the default should offer more protection. If you have a device aimed at consumers where a significant proportion of those users have problems, it's not a well-designed device.

    18. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      They run stories about them, sure. That doesn't mean a user has knowledge of what they are.

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    19. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by beakerMeep · · Score: 1

      I think 80% of people like to answer "yes" to the following:

      Are you aware of ______ thing that exists?

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    20. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Locklin · · Score: 1

      Willful ignorance, for all practical purposes, is the same as stupidity.

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    21. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      You know when you have to take a shit, you take a shit. What's your point?

    22. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      50% of Americans are of below average intelligence, and 50% below average level of awareness of internet security. Almost all the people who are in one of these categories, and 100% of people in both categories, who actually use computers, are Windows users. Some are first time users on someone else's Administrator account

      We are doomed, all doomed!

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    23. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      he's a guy I know fromo the bar I drink at, and proper names make more readable prose.

    24. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Millions of computer users are idiots. Ignorant != stupid. The difference is, there's a cure for ignorance, none for stupidity. But everyone is ignorant.

      What, then, do you call persistent, willful ignorance despite repeated direct negative consequences?

    25. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... proper names make more readable prose.

       
      A generally good observation, but only applicable if you introduce your characters first. Alice and Bob only get by without being introduced because we already all know them.

    26. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      My mum owns a car. All she ever does is drop it off at the garage once a year. Why should owning a computer be any more than that? The main reason the car needs annual check-ups is because it has many physically moving parts that wear out. Computers are getting less and less moving parts. A modern house built to a decent standard shouldn't actually require that much maintenance. The reason they still do is because their average lifespan is many times that of your average computer.

    27. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      Ignorant != Innocent

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    28. Re:In completely unrelated news.... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The thing is, they don't know how to stop the negative consequenses, because the consequences don't seem to be tied to ignorant activity that caused the consequences. If cars were invisible and the only food was across the street, you'd get hit by cars a lot and not have a clue why you were continually getting knocked on your ass. You would blame the road, not the invisible cars you were ignorant of. You might decide to stop crossing the road, except then it's a choice between chancing being hit by an invisible car and going hungry.

      The average computer user doesn't know how to not get viruses, except what McAfee and Norton tell them -- "buy our software". The only other way they know is to not use a computer, which is damned hard to do in modern times. And the average "idiots" have every reason to think that viruses are inevitable and there's nothing they can do about it except buy an AV package and take their computer to the Geek Squad (willful purveyors of ignorance) and pay way too much money to get the viruses cleaned out.

  8. REALLY!@?!? by Mekkah · · Score: 1

    is this why my mom keeps sending me letters from an African Prince with millions?

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    1. Re:REALLY!@?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bang on the roof with a broom and Yell "Mom! stop sending me SPAM!"

    2. Re:REALLY!@?!? by natehoy · · Score: 1

      But then how would he get fed?

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    3. Re:REALLY!@?!? by GoogleWouldn'tDoEvil · · Score: 1

      Actually your mom has other motives for aiding well endowed African princes. BAZINGA!

  9. Smart software by Elledan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I propose we link spam filters into some kind of device which shocks the user if a link is clicked or attachment opened in a spam message. Maybe it'll make them finally learn not to open those things, much like how one teaches stubborn dogs not to pee against the couch.

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    1. Re:Smart software by im_rotting · · Score: 0

      I think the Simpsons showed us that that won't work either.

    2. Re:Smart software by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      I propose we link spam filters to the users bank account, so if they click a link or open an attachment they are automatically fined $5. The money collected could be split evenly between the SFLC and Sourceforge.

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    3. Re:Smart software by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Or use spam to propagate malware whose only purpose is to forward the original spam message (without malware) to all of the infected users contacts, with an additional message at the beginning of the email "Hi everybody, I wanted to let you all know that I was very interested in this product/service and was willing to pay X dollars/pounds/euros for it."

      Once the word spreads that this malware could be lurking in any spam, there should be a decline in the number of people willing to click on any spam, if only out of fear of social embarrassment.

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    4. Re:Smart software by izomiac · · Score: 1

      How about we do away with laws outlawing fraud via e-mail and cut out the middleman?

  10. You can't cure stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nm

    1. Re:You can't cure stupid... by tokul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Re:You can't cure stupid...

      You can, but all cures are lethal.

    2. Re:You can't cure stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't cure stupid...

      You can, but all cures are lethal.

      I am fascinated by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    3. Re:You can't cure stupid... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our stupid-people killing overlo... hey, who are you guys? Where in the hell did you come from? What's the gun for? NO! STOP! NNOOOOO[BANG]

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    4. Re:You can't cure stupid... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the first truly new twist on that meme in a long, long time.

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    5. Re:You can't cure stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.

  11. BUT THERE IS MORE! by oldhack · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I continue to complain "SLOW NEWS DAY!" like that makes any differnece.

    On the other hand, taco can post a "new" story pointing out this comment: "oldhack continues to complain."

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  12. Sounds interesting by kiehlster · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they're only clicking because the link sounds interesting, completely ignoring their safety because they're not paranoid like us /.'ers.

    1. Re:Sounds interesting by jackharrer · · Score: 1

      Damn that should be a new RickRoll ;)

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    2. Re:Sounds interesting by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      It isn't paranoia when the bastards really are out to get you. The ignorant, the stupid, and the clueless just don't understand that there ARE ten million parasites and predators waiting to suck their life's blood from them.

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  13. we need to take advantage of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Congratulations!!!

    Your name has been picked. You have just won millions of dollars worth of software. You are also granted the permission to give this software to all of your friends and family.

      Click on this link to claim your prize...

    CLICK HERE TO GET FREE SOFTWARE!

    1. Re:we need to take advantage of this.... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Congratulations!!!

      Your name has been picked. You have just won millions of dollars worth of software. You are also granted the permission to give this software to all of your friends and family.

        Click on this link to claim your prize...

      CLICK HERE TO GET FREE SOFTWARE!

      FTFY

    2. Re:we need to take advantage of this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is almost as mean as linking people to the GIMP and saying its Photoshop.

  14. These users by pinkushun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're probably the users who believe that computers run off magic. For any above-absolute-beginner, common sense should kick in naturally.

    This goes to show the level of incompetence, and talking from experience too:

    Me: "Okay you're logged into the system?"
    Cust: "Uh-yes"
    Me: Click on the Reports menu item"
    Cust: (silence) I don't see it.
    Me: "Any errors pop up recently?" ...(proceed a barrage of troubleshooting)...
    Me: "What DO you see?"
    Cust: "Just a white page with an image, that says 'Google'"

    1. Re:These users by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Wow, close tag fail on me. Okay, no more HTML before my morning coffee...

  15. Worst Porn Spam Header Ever by copponex · · Score: 1, Funny

    date: Mon, Mar 22, 2010 at 6:22 PM
    subject: Huge old mommy

  16. If opening spam is harmful, you're doing it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under no circumstances should email programs open network connections to anything but the mail servers associated with the email account(s). No active ingredients (scripts) should ever be executed by an email program, neither natively nor in plugins. All requests for receive- or read-notifications should be silently ignored. Reading an email should simply have no effect beyond displaying the contents of the email on the screen. If that is not how your system is configured, you're doing it wrong.

  17. I click on spam... by mspohr · · Score: 1
    I click on spam occasionally when it has be obfuscated enough for me to believe that it might be a real message. I have even found a few real messages that looked like spam.

    However, I run Linux so I don't worry about viruses, trojans, pedophiles and other malware.

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    1. Re:I click on spam... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I click on spam occasionally when it has be obfuscated enough for me to believe that it might be a real message. I have even found a few real messages that looked like spam.

      This is one of the reasons I LOVE the default email client on my HTC Ozone...if there are links included in an email, it will show the display text and then in it will show where the link actually goes. The number of "OMG YOUR CREDIT CARD HAS BEEN HAX0R3D" emails I get that go somewhere like "freecoupondeals.com" is insane.

    2. Re:I click on spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      adada

    3. Re:I click on spam... by LordAzuzu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Running Linux doesn't make you safe at all, man.
      Instead of clicking on links in message that "might be" real, have a look at the message source. Safer.

    4. Re:I click on spam... by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      If you think you shouldn't be careful or practice security because you're on GNU/Linux, you're part of the problem.

    5. Re:I click on spam... by bendodge · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: pedophiles are now classified as malware and will be quarantined. Gentleman, prepare your definitions!

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    6. Re:I click on spam... by mspohr · · Score: 0

      There aren't any malware exploits for Linux in the wild so I don't have to worry.

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    7. Re:I click on spam... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      I run Linux, and I do worry about viruses, trojans, and other malware.

      I'm sorry, I mean no offense to you personally, but this dangerous myth has got to stop. Linux is more secure than Windows, but that does not mean that it is absolutely secure.

      There are, really and truly, examples of Linux malware in the wild. Processes do not need Root to run, they only need Root to corrupt your system. Your userland privileges are still enough to install a malware executable in your \home directory. Vulnerabilities in Flash and your browser of choice still affect you.

      Rule #1: Unless you know a link in your email came from someone you know and trust, never click on it.
      Rule #2: Never assume you know who an email came from.

      And, if you decide to click on a link, at least check the URL first. If your email client does not display URLs in floating text or somehow let you know what site you are about to visit, for the love of God change email clients right now.

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    8. Re:I click on spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go on wishing for a broader linux users base, and we'll be in trouble too, soon or later ;)

    9. Re:I click on spam... by mspohr · · Score: 1
      I know that Linux is theoretically vulnerable to malware but I haven't heard of any real malware in the wild. Do you know of someplace that describes actual malware in the wild that will infect my Linux system?

      I just did a quick Google search and it didn't come up with any real Linux malware... just articles about either potential (not real) threats and articles stating that there are no threats.

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    10. Re:I click on spam... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Really? I found reference to some in the first link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_malware

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    11. Re:I click on spam... by mspohr · · Score: 1
      I actually read the wikipedia article and all it does is talk about potential threats, not any real threats.

      "The viruses listed below pose a potential, although minimal, threat to Linux systems."... I can't get excited about this...

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    12. Re:I click on spam... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Excited? No.

      Cautious enough to stop cavalierly saying "Linux is completely immune to malware, so I can click on anything I want without risk?" I certainly hope so.

      Plus, if you follow a few of the links (under the "Threats" section) they talk about actual malware that has actually infected actual systems. Not theoretical. Not potential. Real malware that has attacked and compromised real systems.

      "Linux is absolutely secure" is a dangerous myth that does not serve the Linux community well. It discourages good security practices, and a false sense of security is far worse than a justifiable sense of insecurity.

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    13. Re:I click on spam... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      I never said Linux is absolutely secure. I said that Linux is theoretically, potentially insecure. The fact is that there are no real Linux malware threats in the wild and that means that I don't worry about malware. If something comes up, I'm sure I will hear it trumpeted here on Slashdot and then I will be cautious (until the patch is posted... usually very quickly for real threats).

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  18. Some spam messages... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... look legitimate (from the subject) and you have to see if they are spam or real email. Some spam generators have been getting better.

    1. Re:Some spam messages... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've seen some very VERY cleverly-crafted bits of phishing that are almost indistinguishable from real email I get from my bank. Even the URLs are getting more and more clever.

      I've started advising people just to never click on any link in any email, ever, under any circumstances, for any reason. If your bank sends you a notification, use the shortcut you have in your browser to log in to your account. If the notification is real, chances are the notification will be there and easy to get to from your account page.

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  19. This was an e-mail survay ! by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 5, Informative


    From TF pdf, under methodology

    "Survey participants are all members of Ipsos' opt-in consumer panels in each of the six markets and were invited to participate via email".

    So, people who respond to spam also respond to bullshit surveys via email.
    Who'd a thunk it ?

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  20. Whitehat spammers? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about some crusaders who mount spam campaigns that, when clicked, scare the holy living hell out of the recipient? Display your geo-location info and a big flashing progress meter that says, "withdrawing funds from your bank account...55%...100%...done" and then a dialog box pops up and says, "Why'd you click on a spam link, sucker? I'll be enjoying your money while I vacation in the Cayman Islands!" Of course no money would be stolen but it would at least give a few idiots the scare of their lives and get them to stop clicking on spam.

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    1. Re:Whitehat spammers? by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

      The primary thing stopping this would be the "Law of Unintended Consequences" AKA if I find my wife's great grandmother slumped dead over her keyboard and what is displaying on the screen is your message I'm so going to find you! by which I mean, enough survivors would call the FBI/police/AG that the law would hunt you down for making "terroristic threats". In other words, don't be stupid.

    2. Re:Whitehat spammers? by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      How about some crusaders who mount spam campaigns that, when clicked, scare the holy living hell out of the recipient?

      Because if you hit the wrong idiot with a weak heart and a litigious or determined-and-violent violent family who happen to be in, or have contacts in, your jurisdiction you have something on your hands that you'd rather not deal with. Some may even track you down just over the "sucker" thing: the uneducated don't tend to respond to an insult with a cunningly worded witty repost.

      And then you need to consider the "pro" spammers who, seeing your vigilante action as something that might impact their margins in the long run, may be inclined to use any spare resource present in the botnets they have some control over to DDoS the web server and any other service/account that is traceable back to you from there.

    3. Re:Whitehat spammers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead spam clicker, you consider that a problem? And judging from the huge amounts of spam out there I seriously doubt that any police, never mind the FBI, would do jack shit about it. Just relay it via Nigeria or Latvia.

    4. Re:Whitehat spammers? by X10 · · Score: 1

      Don't scare the living hell out of them. Just kill their computer.

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    5. Re:Whitehat spammers? by Kozz · · Score: 1

      How about some crusaders who mount spam campaigns that, when clicked, scare the holy living hell out of the recipient? ... Of course no money would be stolen but it would at least give a few idiots the scare of their lives and get them to stop clicking on spam.

      Well, "the boy who cried wolf" comes to mind. I think some users who experience this hypothetical situation might think "ah, not harmful spam. Just some jerk with another false alarm."

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    6. Re:Whitehat spammers? by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

      Instead of scaring them with lies, how about a primer on the kind of code frequently used in malicious links and some discussion of how many minutes of study are needed to write such code? In other words, assume the truth is scary enough to be worthy of their attention and scare them with that.

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  21. Absolutely. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    The other day I was walking my mother through launching Windows Live Messenger, so we could video-chat and she could see the kids.

    Here was the conversation:

    Me: "Click on the icon on your start bar that looks like a little man."
    Her: "I don't see it."
    Me: "It's on your start bar."
    Her: "Ok, I see All Programs..."
    Me: "No. Not under Start, it's on your START BAR."
    Her: "I don't know what that is".
    Me: "Where is your clock."
    Her: "Uh....I don't know..."
    Me: "It's either at the top right or bottom right of your screen."
    Her: "OHHH! There it is! It's at the bottom right!"
    Me: "Congratulations, now you know what a clock looks like. OK, next to the clock are a bunch of icons. Double-click on the one that looks like a little man."

    This was literally the conversation I had not two nights ago.

    With people of this level of computer competence, they are going to fall for anything and everything. There's just nothing you can do for them.

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    1. Re:Absolutely. by GvG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In defense of your mother, I would have had no idea what to do if you told me to look at the start bar. Task bar, notification area, system tray, I'd have understood any of those, but "start bar" is completely new to me.

    2. Re:Absolutely. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to have an ignorant user, but someone who is informed enough to know that the word "Start" means the next step to running a program is usually "All Programs" isn't completely ignorant. When you just completely make up terms like "Start Bar", that are named similarly to things that they already know, they'll just assume that is what you are referring to.

      "Taskbar Notification Area" and "System Tray" are both perfectly acceptable, and non-ambiguous, terms to refer to the icon area that sits to the left of the clock in Windows. If you told me to go to the "Start Bar" I'd click the start menu, and I've been using computers since before MS-DOS came out.

      When dealing with newbies, it's vitally important that you learn the proper terminology for stuff first, and teach them the proper terms. That way, when you tell them to google their problems later, they won't be confused by the real terms. And if you're going to make names up, at least make them unambiguous. Anything that begins with the word "Start" in Windows is going to automatically mean the button that has the word "Start" on it to most users. That's why nothing else in the Windows desktop has the word "Start" in its name. Microsoft was smart and picked very unambiguous names for everything on the desktop, and this terminology started in 1995.

      Knowing computers for your own use is one thing, but a lot of the problems we have today is that people who don't know how to show others how to use them, and they end up trying to memorize ten terms for each thing when they talk to different people.

      If you were teaching your kids how to drive, would you tell them to turn the car by turning the adjustment knob and stop the car by applying pressure to the stop bar? No. You'd use the terms "steering wheel" and "brake". Standard terminology is really important when learning a new skill.

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    3. Re:Absolutely. by hazah · · Score: 1

      Then you are incompetent in simple English. It is the bar on which you find start. How is "bar" associated with "Start" confusing? What could someone possibly think when they hear that combination of words other than the frigging 'bar' on which you find 'start.'

    4. Re:Absolutely. by dominious · · Score: 2, Informative

      yea. you fail with people's skills. I would just say "right bottom corner" directly and we would all be happy.

    5. Re:Absolutely. by mikestew · · Score: 1

      You're being contrarian for the sake of doing so. Why should anyone have to parse your made-up terms? We already have words for the UI elements, no need to make up new ones.

      We'll ignore the fact that none of the Windows (US-EN) machines I'm running have the word "Start" anywhere in the desktop shell.

    6. Re:Absolutely. by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Also in defense of his mother, she's really hot.

    7. Re:Absolutely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mother is not an idiot, you need to learn how to give clear instructions. If you gave me those instructions, I wouldn't have a clue what you're talking about (and I have a Computer Science BSc), largely because "start bar" isn't a term; it doesn't exist. The notifcation area (as it's called in Windows terminology) is where you should have been directing her. Had you given her the location of the clock ("bottom right of the screen" ought to do it, that's where it usually is) then told her to look slightly to the left for an icon of a little man, your encounter could have lasted all of ten seconds. Instead, you got frustrated with your inability to give basic instructions and projected it as being dimwitted onto her. You gave your mother instructions with the term "start" in it, which is natually going to be associated with the big button that says "start", and so she followed said instructions and ended up pretty much where she should have on the basis of them. I run into this attitude all the time within the technical community; people who can't communicate properly blaming their own inability to verbalise accurately on others "stupidity" or "incompetence". It doesn't give us a good name, please stop doing it.

    8. Re:Absolutely. by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was smart and picked very unambiguous names for everything on the desktop, and this terminology started in 1995.

      And that's why you have to click "Start" when you want your computer to stop ...

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    9. Re:Absolutely. by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Note that I said "unambiguous", not "well-chosen". :)

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    10. Re:Absolutely. by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      All you've done is replace the correct technical language with a bunch of made up names for things on the screen.

      When dealing with Mothers on Computers, you have to tell them where it is and what it looks like, then give it a name (which they will have forgotten next time round).

      So use language like: "At the bottom of your screen is a bar with the word 'start' on it, and a clock on the right. Can you see it? ..... OK That bar is called the Task Bar.. Now find a running man icon on the Task Bar and click on the icon."

      If Mother then says "I see a bar that says 'power' and 'volume' and it has a glowing green light on it, and I've pressed 'power' and Ooooh, its gone". Then you know you are in trouble.

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    11. Re:Absolutely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's entirely probably that you confused your mother by using your made up term "start bar," which is recognizable only to the voices in your head and not other people in the world.

      It's called a "taskbar." I think that's a stupid name, but that's the word in common, accepted use

      Making up names for things and then telling anecdotes about how people didn't understand you is like demonstrating how bad other drivers are by crashing your car into a tree.

    12. Re:Absolutely. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

      >Your mother is not an idiot, you need to learn how to give clear instructions. If you gave me those instructions,
      >I wouldn't have a clue what you're talking about (and I have a Computer Science BSc),
      >largely because "start bar" isn't a term; it doesn't exist. The notifcation area (as it's
      >called in Windows terminology) is where you should have been directing her.

      The problem is, my mother would not know what a taskbar or notification area is, either. In which case I would have ended up describing them, which would have led me back to the start bar description. You have to imagine you are describing the thing to a child, or someone who has never seen a computer before. Telling such a person to click on the correct term is useless if the correct term is not self-describing in nature.

      >Had you given her the location of the clock ("bottom right of the screen" ought to do it, that's where it usually is)
      >then told her to look slightly to the left for an icon of a little man, your encounter could have lasted all of ten seconds.

      That is precisely how I ended up resolving the situation. And in fact, though I did not type it out in my dialog, the clock is what I started with. I kept saying, "Do you see the clock?" No, she did not see the clock. It's possible her taskbar is set to auto-hide, I don't know.

      >Instead, you got frustrated with your inability to give basic instructions and projected it as being dimwitted onto her.

      Anyone familiar with a Windows XP computer should be familiar with the blue bar with the word START on one end. When dealing with someone who knows nothing of proper computer terminology, I would think these basic instructions were pretty self-describing. Even if I were not talking about a computer, if someone told me about a "start bar" I would assume this meant a bar that had something to do with starting.

      >You gave your mother instructions with the term "start" in it, which is natually going to be associated
      >with the big button that says "start", and so she followed said instructions and ended up pretty much where she should have on the basis of them.

      Of course, there was also that other word "bar" immediately following the word "start" which would, one would think, give the visual connotation of a bar with the word start on it, and that it was the bar under discussion and not the word "start".

      >I run into this attitude all the time within the technical community; people who can't communicate properly
      >blaming their own inability to verbalise accurately on others "stupidity" or "incompetence". It doesn't give us a good name, please stop doing it.

      So how would you have communicated the steps differently from what I did?

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    13. Re:Absolutely. by hazah · · Score: 1

      No I'm not :). At least that isn't my only reason.

      First, the terms aren't made up, they are just simple English words that are descriptive of what one would actually see on the screen (you can replace "start" with "windows button" if you wish -- it won't make any difference, you'll still have to say "it's that thing in the bottom left corner," -- the term doesn't matter). It is beyond me what you would think a bar is in the context of looking at a computer screen, which plainly shows a bar running across the entire bottom edge. Even more frustrating is that it's the only thing that looks like any sort of "bar". Second, the same people that have problem understanding plain English are infinitely hopeless in understanding the actual UI vocabulary we have invented.

      I present to you my reasoning behind my original comment: It does NOT matter which term you will actually use when speaking to such a person. They will not parse any of them at all. The biggest problem is that it's all a metaphor, and at best, this metaphor is a poor one.

    14. Re:Absolutely. by hazah · · Score: 1

      I too have a mother... And now a wife. I say this to state that I'm not oblivious. I just have my limits to spoon feeding. I tend to teach to fish, not give away the fish. True, this sometimes isn't the easiest road for me, but done just right, with care and love, it works better than repeating the same thing over and over and over and over.

      Bottom line, people who are unwilling to learn how to do the things they want to do, are making you do it for them. Most know not to ask me questions to which they don't want answers since often it's a lesson, and I have no problem with that. They wrongly expect things to be simple. I make sure they know it isn't without some sort of education in the matter.

      I'm aware I sound rather harsh and unforgiving in these posts. I assure you that on a personal level (the level at which I'm engaged when helping someone like my wife) I'm not all that awful to get along with. As I hope you know, these are my views and opinions. Real life tends to find a middle ground.

    15. Re:Absolutely. by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I don't think I would have known what he was talking about if the conversation went as presented. And that isn't necessarily meant as a jab at him. Walking someone through computer stuff over the phone is HARD. I've tried to guide some reasonably savvy users through some easy things over the phone and had it end in disaster. I've had normal users get into configuration screens that I never even knew existed just by interpreting my spoken directions slightly wrong.

  22. Gmail Spam Filter Rocks by MrTripps · · Score: 1

    The best way to keep users from clicking on spam links to to keep that spam out of the user's mailbox in the first place. In our shops we run a mix of Exchange (with McAfee's spam product), old school POP3 (not sure what is running there), and Gmail premier. By far Google's spam filter (Postini) wins out over the other two.

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  23. ...and in other news that is 100% true... by Androclese · · Score: 0, Troll

    - Water is wet!
    - Grass is green!
    - The Sky is Blue!
    - Democrats passed a bill 55% of the American people didn't want!
    - I will get mod'd down for stating 4 things that are 100% true!

    1. Re:...and in other news that is 100% true... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Actually, about the last 2:
      - The funny thing about the health care bill is that right after it passed, it only had 40% of the American people not wanting it.
      - You haven't been modded down.

      However, also to add to your list:
      - The Pope is Catholic!
      - Bears shit in the woods!

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    2. Re:...and in other news that is 100% true... by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there... and it hurts my brain. It's too early.

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    3. Re:...and in other news that is 100% true... by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Democrats passed a bill 55% of the American people didn't want!

      Nice flamebait.

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    5. Re:...and in other news that is 100% true... by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Don't forget:

      • 78.34% of statistics are made up on the spot.
      • 84% of posts about evolution, global warming, the LHC, and health care reforms are trolling.
      • Everything I say is a lie, including this statement.
      • 2+2=5, for sufficiently large values of 2.
      • Properly formatted lists are really easy to make.
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    6. Re:...and in other news that is 100% true... by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      - I will get mod'd down for stating 4 things that are 100% true!

      Moderation

          40% Troll

          40% Funny

          20% Flamebait

      James Roday, is that you?

  24. Re:Enter This Lottery NOW And Retire by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Foxnews? That's one of the worst online parasites!! They won't suck your bank account dry - instead, they hoover up your BRAINZ!!!

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  25. Must... click... by lazorz · · Score: 1

    I religiously click on spam, esp if it looks like malware or phishing... just to see where it takes me. It's even more fun if you find some funky scripts on the site! :D

  26. It's a good thing. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    It’s called “natural selection”. It’s a good thing. It gives the more intelligent an advantage that they deserve, while making it harder for the not so wise to live.
    If we’d remove it, we’d only allow more idiots to live. And you know where that would lead to.
    To the exact same thing that it lead, that you now don’t even have to get up all day long, or face any challenge at all in your padded XXXXXXL suit, and demand that lifestyle as a “right”, while being able to watch the stupid shit that runs on TV, without making any single thought for yourself.

    If any, if we want us to advance, we should make it harder.
    Ok, that sounds like a misunderstanding hazard. Let me rephrase it:
    There is a mechanism in life, where the amount of motivation is based on how close the abilities and the difficulty of the challenges are. If they match up nearly perfect, you get a genius. (Ok, it’s one factor. The main factor.)
    And more motivation leads to more challenges which leads to more learning.
    Now you can fall off that fine line on both sides. On the “too hard” side, you get frustrated. And on the “too easy” side, you get bored. (This is a the basic mechanism used to make any game fun.)
    But this is not just one global value. But one for every aspect of your life.
    So you can obviously have a too hard life in some aspects, and a too easy one in others.

    E.g. in a slum in some poor African country’s main capital, it will be frustratingly hard, and that slows down advancement.
    But in our “western” world, most of our life is so easy, that we are bored all the time. Which, by the laws of efficiency, means that we can scale down our abilities, and go backwards, until it becomes hard enough to be motivating again. But since we constantly make our lives easier, we counteract the natural force of advancement, and just bop a bit up and down around that sweet spot.

    And this is what I meant up there with “harder”.

    It would make more sense, to make our life more efficient, instead of just easier.
    Because we should get better and better, at keeping the difficulty of our challenges closer and closer to the sweet spot of perfect motivation. :)

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    1. Re:It's a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to read your comment gave me a headache. I have give you credit though for putting more sentence fragments in one comment than anyone ever has before.

    2. Re:It's a good thing. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      If any, if we want us to advance, we should make it harder.

      .... until you in all your superiority get knocked down, cry foul, and claim that it was unfair.

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  27. In a related story by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Modern civilization allows idiots to reproduce.

  28. Millions report ham as spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other side of the table, legitimate mailing lists are having more and more trouble working because millions report emails as spam.
    I run a medium sized mailing list which implements most security measures you can think of : confirmed opt-in, simplified unsubscription, such as header shortcuts and "1-click unsubcription", SPF and DKIM, bounce management and so on and yet on average between 1 and 5 subscribers out of 1 000, reports our email as spam, which -I suppose- is mistaken for "I want to unsubscribe from this mailing list".
    The lesson I learned is that you have to account for damage caused by stupid users when you reach a significant amount of people.

  29. Perfectly reasonable end-user expectation by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

    Less than half of the consumers surveyed saw themselves as the entity who should be most responsible for stopping the spread of viruses.

    Traditionally, the party who pays for a thing expects that the party that has been paid has made the thing usable, and not booby-trapped.

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  30. Forward IT! by Tobenisstinky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "continue to....forward it"!!!?!?!?!?!

    FORWARD IT?!!

    * apocalyptic seizure *

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    1. Re:Forward IT! by cffrost · · Score: 1

      I use "'Fwd:' in subject line" as a filter rule.

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  31. Re:If opening spam is harmful, you're doing it wro by natehoy · · Score: 1

    ... or you get a lot of email with embedded remote-linked images. Which, of course, most of us do.

    I agree on the scripting/active content part, but it's not quite as simple as only opening network connections to the email server. HTML email means that your email client is really a web browser in disguise.

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  32. Why do mail clients use hypertext links anyway? by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why not force users to copy/paste a URL if they really want to see the webpage their "friend" sent them?

    1. Re:Why do mail clients use hypertext links anyway? by crimperman · · Score: 1

      Why not ban HTML in e-mails, then all URLs shown won't be masked.

    2. Re:Why do mail clients use hypertext links anyway? by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      That isn't actually a bad idea, save for the legit emails that do use it.

      Here's my idea:
      Take a html-to-jpg converter that will render the email as it is intended to be rendered. This converter should be sandboxed in a way as to not infect itself. Then on any suspected spam message, or any message at all, have the mail client load it as a JPG. This will kill the links, and prevent any kind of JavaScript hacks. Then in order to actually interact with the mail (copy text, etc) have the user "unlock" it at which time it will be replaced with the original HTML. It seems silly to me to have every message stored as active HTML (with JS, remote links, etc) when most people just read it and never do anything with it.

      There are a small amount of user-interface issues like choosing default colors and fonts, but for HTML email, the message will most liekly specify it anyway. By the mail provider butting this click-barrier in, it should kill the click-through rates for anything but the most legitimate interest.

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    3. Re:Why do mail clients use hypertext links anyway? by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      Because they'd just copy and paste the malware links anyway

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  33. Wow!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Survey detects idiots are plenyful. What next??!?

    1. Re:Wow!! by carolfromoz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Survey detects idiots are plenyful. What next??!?

      Studies reveal 87% of AC posters on slasdot can't spell.

    2. Re:Wow!! by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Studies reveal 87% of AC posters on slasdot can't spell.

      As opposed to the non-AC posters, of course. :)

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    3. Re:Wow!! by carolfromoz · · Score: 1

      Studies reveal 87% of AC posters on slasdot can't spell.

      As opposed to the non-AC posters, of course. :)

      Yeah that's probably 88% Talk about hubris! :-P

  34. "Start bar"? What's that...? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    I've been using computers for 30-odd years and I don't have a clue what a "start bar" is.

    By deduction I think you might be referring to Windows' "system tray" but I wouldn't expect anybody's mother to understand that term either - not even if I told them in ALL CAPS.

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  35. Scamming the Scammers by JoelMartinez · · Score: 1

    Who's to say that since all these people are likely infected by some malware, that some of that malware isn't auto downloading/clicking on some of this spam? I mean, the people sending out the spam are already lowlifes, why wouldn't they scam their own clients (the spam products) to boost their own clickthrough ratios ;-)

  36. Actually by idji · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco has been spamming us today with this story and "Yootoob iz dOWn!!!" stories

  37. iphone mail always loads pictures by adavies42 · · Score: 1

    one of the few things i really can't stand about my iphone is that mobilemail, afaict, has no "don't auto-load pictures" setting. i worry from time to time about getting tracked or hacked by IMG links in spam that makes it past my filters. (this is particularly ironic given the 1.0.1 PNG jailbreak....)

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  38. Shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just clicked on it...

  39. Likely to continue so by OpenSourced · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you ever looked at a "normal" user interact with a computer? In my experience is more or less like this:

    What's that? A mail about some interesting photos I must check out by clicking here... Uhm, I don't know the guy sending it... and I have really no time for photos, but I have to check it to be able to drop it from my mind.

    What's that? The Internet opened up. Ah! the photos must be there, but there is some stupid error message that stops me moving Yes! Yes! I said YES! Stupid machine!

    What's that? Didn't work. No photos. Again the same message, or it's another one. Impossible to know since I never read the first one, they are all equal, anyway.

    What's that? Again the same message. I'll have to read the message to see why I'm not moving forward. Stupid messages! What's an "X active" anyway, do they think I have time for all that. Oh! It seems that to go forward I have really to click "No" on the second message. Must be to avoid stupid users clicking blindly on "OK" all the time. Ain't I smart? I can now move. What? Installing what? Always waiting. Well, it seems to work now. Oh! Those are porn photos! Close, close, close. If the boss sees me I'm dead. Damn SPUM mail!

    Ok, next point in my to-do list, banking. What's that? Yes , I want to ALLOW that program to access the site "allOfYourMoney.AreBelong.to.us". Stupid firewall. Won't let me alone to do my work. ...

    People, probably due to a nomadic origin or something, think in computers in terms of "going" places, "reaching" things and "routes" they know (To open the Excel you go here, press here). Messages from the computer are interpreted as obstacles that one must overcome to reach the goal. Some other paradigm has to be found for security in computers. I have some ideas, but too tired to write more. If some rich company making OS's is interested, I do expensive consulting.

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  40. The thesis is not supported by the evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The claim "millions continue to click on spam" is not supported by the information they gathered; the portion of the population which has at some point or another ever clicked upon spam. The rate of spam clicks could be sloping up, down, steady, zero; there isn't enough evidence in TFA to determine that.

  41. stupid != Ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Millions of computer users are idiots.

    Ignorant != stupid. The difference is, there's a cure for ignorance, none for stupidity. But everyone is ignorant. I know about as much about running a bar and construction company as Mike knows about running a computer. I have as little interest in learning about construction as he does about running a computer -- little to none. I just want a house to live in, he just wants his computer to work.

    stupid != Ignorant. The issue here is if you are given the opportunity to learn and can't or refuse to, you get to move from the ignorant box to the stupid box.
    So Mike uses a computer a lot and knows nothing about it? Is there ANYTHING else in Mike's life where this sort of policy is acceptable? Mike drives to work but knows nothing about driving, he just wants to get to work. When Mike was in the Marines he knew nothing about his gun he just wanted it to shoot.
    You probably spend close to 0 time running a construction company, Mike probably lives in front of the computer which runs his Construction company. Are you seeing a difference here? Mike doesn't like knowing about things that are important to his life, you fail to care about what may be useless trivia. Mike doesn't like to waste calories thinking I'm betting.

    1. Re:stupid != Ignorant by jaroslaw.fedewicz · · Score: 1

      When Mike was in the Marines he knew nothing about his gun he just wanted it to shoot.

      In Soviet Russian Army, every soldier which is ever expected to shoot with a gun, is required to be able to take it apart and reassemble it in under 30 seconds. And he wouldn't ever dare say things like "I don't care how it works I just want it to shoot", or some sort of disciplinary measures would follow very shortly.

  42. You mean Adverts? by BatGnat · · Score: 1

    I never click on advertisements. They all meet the criteria of spam.

  43. The problem with this. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >"Taskbar Notification Area" and "System Tray" are both perfectly acceptable, and non-ambiguous, terms to refer to the icon area that sits to the left of the clock in Windows.

    The problem is if I told my mom to click on the "Taskbar", or the "System Tray", she would have had absolutely no idea what I was talking about, and I would have ended up having to describe it as the big blue bar with START on one end, anyway.

    It seemed obvious to me that calling it a "start bar" from the beginning would save some time. Obviously I was wrong, but I can assure you, it would have taken even longer if I had started out calling it a taskbar.

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  44. Except it might not be in the right-bottom corner. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    I thought I might have moved it to the top of her screen when I set up the system, but could not remember.

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  45. Again. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    And again, calling it a taskbar would only have led to me having to describe what a taskbar was, which would have led me to the start bar description anyway.

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    1. Re:Again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      taskbar startbar whatever you call it your mother doesn't know it. You have to give instructions like bottom right or top right corner directly! find the icons on the bottom right corner of your screen where you see the time...nothing there? top right corner then...and there should be an icon which is a green little man. double click on it.

      done. also terms like it's on your "Desktop" or it's in your "documents" don't make any sense at all. What is this desk-top you are talking about?

  46. Re:If opening spam is harmful, you're doing it wro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no legitimate reason for embedding remote images. It's always done for tracking purposes, which is just wrong: When I read email is none of their business. Spammer or not doesn't make a difference. Images can be sent with the email.