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Do You Have a Secret Immunity To 3D Movies?

An anonymous reader writes "Not everyone who fails to be wowed by the latest Hollywood wave of 3D movies is necessarily criticizing the movie or the 'gimmick.' The author states: 'At least 12% of people have some type of problem with their binocular vision but less than five percent have severe visual disabilities, making appreciation of 3D tricky or impossible... For the 12%, two-eyed vision can be improved with supervised vision therapy. If anyone else out there, like I did, suspects 3D is a giant con, then perhaps a trip to the optometrist is due.'"

495 comments

  1. No, but my dad has amblyopia. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    And he's not interested in your fancy 3D stuff at all.

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    1. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by kelanden · · Score: 1

      My father suffered from estropia as a child which was later surgically corrected. His eyes do not naturally focus together, so he does not have working depth perception and cannot see 3D movies. He can consciously adjust the convergence of his eyes so that they focus together, but it takes too much effort to maintain for long periods.

      It doesn't seem to bother him, though. Talking to him, it seems that his terminal difficulty with parallel parking is far more annoying.

    2. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Strabismus will ruin it, too. My ex-wife has strabismus. Anyone missing an eye won't see it. Hell, I had one eye fixed and it's better than 20/20, whille the other one is still 20/400. I'd have to wear a contact lens in the non-cyborg eye to get the 3D effects.

    3. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Add together poor color vision, and near sightedness. Plus, being crossed eyed, but that was corrected as a very young age. Today, it's astygmatism and slowly developing cataracts.

      I got used to the idea that I can't see things just like other people see them ages ago. The 3-D glasses do nothing for me, and the movies just seem so much nonsense.

      Ehhh. If anything, it's good to hear that I'm not all alone.

      Now, maybe if they would start working on holographic movies, they could sell more to people like me.

      Then again, maybe not. I mean, most of the movies are ass hat stupid to start with, they wouldn't be improved just because I can see them better. Watch that next action thriller with a critical eye. The good guy never takes cover, standing in plain sight of everyone with a weapon, and no one can hit him. The bad guys actually make good use of cover, but the bad guy picks them off by the dozen, using two machine guns ambidextrously. Ass hat stupid, I say.

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    4. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by DriveDog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's been made so far, as far as I know, is wholly depended on parallax (beyond what's already being captured normally in many films). Parallax is a weaker indicator of 3D for most people that other cues. Just because POV means they can get away with only showing 24 frames or so of distinct information per second doesn't mean that we can't use much more. Come on, people, double or quadruple the frame rate. Vary the depth of field more often. And remember, the only real way to make 3D images without the objects is to recreate the images in 3 dimensions using holography.

    5. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      So, your dad has vision problems that prevents him from enjoying a new visual technology?

      Why the hostility then? The deaf didn't have that attitude when movies progressed beyond silent films, did they?

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    6. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Watch that next action thriller with a critical eye. The good guy never takes cover, standing in plain sight of everyone with a weapon, and no one can hit him. The bad guys actually make good use of cover, but the bad guy picks them off by the dozen, using two machine guns ambidextrously. Ass hat stupid, I say.

      Perseus was born inside a bronze prison, cast into the sea (inside a wooden chest) and subsequently raised by a fisherman. To answer a challenge from his mother's suitor, he vowed to return with the head of the only mortal Gorgon. He outsmarted three oracles and received magical gifts to use on his quest. He somehow managed to sneak up on the lair of the Gorgons and chop off Medusa's head without looking at it while he did it, and without challenge from the other (non-mortal) Gorgons living there. Where did he get the training necessary to resist looking at Medusa? How did he know how to sever her head? Did the fisherman teach him those skills?

      Samson once defeated an entire army with nothing but a jawbone from a donkey. It boggles the mind how one person would even be able to do this with modern weaponry, let alone an improvised piece of bone.

      Bilbo went from being a hobbit with zero adventuring skill to a renown hero, with absolutely no reason for his survival, let alone success. By all logical accounts, Gandalf sent him to his doom, but he winds up saving the day several times over.

      Ass hat stupid, I say.

      Are you beginning to see the problem here? It isn't exactly the movies, but suspension of disbelief in general, that seems to be eluding you.

    7. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by daveime · · Score: 3, Funny

      The deaf didn't have that attitude when movies progressed beyond silent films, did they?

      Possibly no one told them ?

    8. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by ricosalomar · · Score: 1

      I've got amblyopia, too.
      Fortunately, for your dad and me, this gimmick will pass, as it has the other countless times it's been tried.
      Until then, we can enjoy the films for a few bucks cheaper, without getting head lice!

    9. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Bilbo cheated.

      While in possession of the one ring he was the best at his profession. He claimed several times to be a burglar and as such (the very best burglar) he could never get caught.

      This is the only reason he was able to thieve something from a dragon's lair.

      I believe those details were only available in the anointed version of the hobbit.

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    10. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      And remember, the only real way to make 3D images without the objects is to recreate the images in 3 dimensions using holography

      You lack imagination. Any technology which produces an angular dispersion of light identical to that coming off of the actual objects would work, not just holography (or is that how you define holography?).

    11. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No because back then political correctness wasn't prioritised so highly that everything had to cater to the lowest common denominator.

      Nowadays you can have even the most minor disabilities and cry out as loud as possible, and be sure that everyone else will have to suffer just because you do not have the ability to enjoy something they do.

      There's this stupid modern attitude amongst the politically correct that if someone can't enjoy something for some reason, no one else should be able to either, hence this guys hostility- if his Dad can't enjoy it, why should anyone else be able to?

      It'd be nice if we could just say to these people "tough shit", everyone has problems that prevent them doing something or other, just because one person's problem is classified as a disability, and the other person's is unclassified, doesn't mean they deserve special treatment. People need to learn to accept their limitations and concentrate on working round them, doing things where they are not limited by whatever trait instead of just sitting whinging ruining everyone elses fun.

    12. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      You lack tact. It makes your errors harder to ignore.

      Creating light rays apparently emanating from a three dimensional object with basically two dimensional apparatus is holography. So yes, if you're excluding creating three dimensional objects just to produce the images, I'd say that's holography. I don't believe that in the near future generating objects just to see images of them will be economically feasible, but it's certainly food for thought. In any case, I don't think many people would classify that as 3DTV. It's more like letting someone else drive your fabber.

    13. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      > You lack tact.

      I guess I'll have to take your word for it, so accept my apologies if I was unintentionally too harsh on you.

      > Creating light rays apparently emanating from a three dimensional object
      > with basically two dimensional apparatus is holography

      Wikipedia disagrees with you (and so do I), but I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt so I embedded that "way out" for you in my comment.

      > generating objects just to see images of them

      So an array of microscopic light emitting devices which can emit different intensities of light in different directions is still holography in your opinion? E.g., an array of triplets of RGB LEDs mounted on micromechanical scanning devices (which can scan at speeds fast enough so that all the various angles are integrated by the eye)? Interesting. Most people, I believe, wouldn't classify that as holography.

    14. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      >> Creating light rays apparently emanating from a three dimensional object
      >> with basically two dimensional apparatus is holography

      >Wikipedia disagrees with you (and so do I), but I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt so I embedded that "way out" for you in my >comment.

      Certainly I erred by omitting a reference to interference, and my comment was anything but precise, but I do believe that we'll see that most will accept a broader/looser definition of "holography" in the future, if not already. So I stand by it. I don't see anything in the Wikipedia entry that negates it, but only defines holography more narrowly.

      >> generating objects just to see images of them

      >So an array of microscopic light emitting devices which can emit different intensities of light in different directions is still holography in your >opinion? E.g., an array of triplets of RGB LEDs mounted on micromechanical scanning devices (which can scan at speeds fast enough so that all the >various angles are integrated by the eye)? Interesting. Most people, I believe, wouldn't classify that as holography.

      Had to think about that a bit. So I'm thinking of a surface with pixels, but as you say, the light emanating from each pixel varies in intensity by the direction from which it's viewed. At first I thought perhaps not, but now I'd say yes, that is going to be labelled holography. In visible wavelengths, observers can believe they're seeing a three dimensional object, but the image is generated from/by a surface with no depth. I think an efficient way of storing a recorded image in the memory of the computer driving the display would be by storing an interference pattern. Seems like interference will have to be computed anyhow to prevent the appearance of unwanted artifacts.

      However it's accomplished, I'm looking forward to seeing something that produces results similar to a hologram, so that I'll be able to enjoy it with only one eye.

    15. Re:No, but my dad has amblyopia. by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      Seems like interference will have to be computed anyhow to prevent the appearance of unwanted artifacts.

      Since the light emitters are not coherent, I doubt that interference effects will be a problem, especially if the angular scanning is intentionally desynchronized for neighboring pixels (i.e., at a particular time t, the pixels in a small neighborhood emit light in as large a variety of angles as possible).

      However it's accomplished, I'm looking forward to seeing something that produces results similar to a hologram

      And on this note, I can enjoy heartily agreeing with you!

  2. Special 2-D glasses needed by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmmm-- it wouldn't be hard to get pairs of special "2-D" glasses that let you watch 3-D films in 2-D... just make glasses with the polarization on both eyes the same.

    Then you could calmly watch your 2-D movie with your friends who watch the 3-D movie.

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    1. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by wsanders · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Could I pay $5 less to use the 2D glasses?

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    2. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm-- it wouldn't be hard to get pairs of special "2-D" glasses that let you watch 3-D films in 2-D... just make glasses with the polarization on both eyes the same.

      Then you could calmly watch your 2-D movie with your friends who watch the 3-D movie.

      You just need 2 pairs - pop out the lenses & swap to create 2 pairs of 2D glasses...

    3. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by theStorminMormon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You don't need special glasses to see a 3d-movie in 2d. The 3d glasses work fine. They did for me anyway.

      I've got various eye-problems related to a severe infection I had as an infant. I've had surgery twice to try and correct my lazy-eye. And I'm totally immune to all kinds of 3d (3d movies, magic eye, etc.). Last time I went to the optometrist she explained that during the years where my eyes were crossed I developed a pyschological "blind spot". Since the eyes weren't pointing the same direction, I could either see double or just shut off the signal from one eye at a time. My brain opted for the latter.

      Since my eyes are straight now the problem is theoretically something I could train my brain to stop doing, but I've never had any luck with the eye-exercises they gave me.

      I went to see Avatar in 2d. Then I went to see it in 3d. The only difference at all for me was that in the 3d version if I took off the 3d glasses the whole screen looked fuzzy. If I kept them on nothing was in 3d, but the polarization meant that at least I could see the 2d images clearly.

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    4. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Jetrel · · Score: 1

      Where are my mod points when I need/want them...

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    5. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. This a million times. However, I also do not like the fact that the image just seems less bright through the glasses :(

    6. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by mrdoogee · · Score: 2

      Of course not. The theater chain will have to assess you a "monoscopic vision modification fee" but luckily its only an extra $2 over the price of a 3D ticket.

    7. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could only watch the movie in one eye with this method.

    8. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Of course not. The theater chain will have to assess you a "monoscopic vision modification fee" but luckily its only an extra $2 over the price of a 3D ticket.

      At least in the USA, 'HIPAA' should get you out of any charges.

      Our local theater doesn't charge any more for the 3D ticket, but hits you with a manadatory glasses fee. Same effect in the end, I guess. They'd just give the guy a 2D pair.

      Personally I experience additional eye strain when seeing 3D presentations, which can lead to a head ache.

      The local theater has recently switched to showing both the 3D version and the 2D version. Previously they were only showing 3D versions of 3D films. So the market has to be there.

      In the end, I figure 3D films are an attempt to keep theaters relevant. Too many people with Hi-Def big screens and HiFi sound systems at home today.

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    9. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You could not go to see the movie.

      Now obviously you’re thinking, “that’s a stupid suggestion, my friends are going to see the movie in 3D and I want to go to be with my friends”... and you’ve just justified the price that they are asking. If it’s worth the cost of the movie ticket for you to go to an entertaining film with your friends... shut up and buy the ticket.

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    10. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Hallow · · Score: 1

      HIPPA is privacy. I think you mean ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act).

    11. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already make these in sunglasses, etc

    12. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      I have a similar problem and it's called suppression. I have found I can make the "bad eye" (though it's not really the eye that is the problem in my case my eye is perfectly healthy) work via restriction of the light entering the good one. Unfortunately vision in the bad one is too poor to do anything useful.

      3d movies of the two coloured glasses type works for about fifteen minutes than suppression kicks in and I stop seeing the effects.

    13. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Too many people with Hi-Def big screens and HiFi sound systems at home today.

      Very true. Was just having this discussion with my wife yesterday. What's better, going to see a movie at the theater where there may or may not be loud screaming kids, obnoxious young adults who feel like they own the place and will act the way they want regardless of how it affects your enjoyment of the movie, and people who decide they have to keep their cell phones on regardless of all of the insistence of theater staff to please silence or turn them off, or staying at home with a smaller big screen (but relatively speaking, still about the same size versus the distance from the screen you are located) with a good sound system that does well in your relatively smaller space with closer walls to reverb off of, all while enjoying the comforts of your home and none of the garbage you have to put up with (both metaphorically and literally speaking) at a public theater. Nowadays, I just wait til it's out on Blu-Ray or DVD and rent it off of netflix. My netflix subscription costs about the same as one 3D movie ticket per month and I don't feel like someone is bending me over and reaming me for it. Went to see Alice in 3D. Not only was it a crappy movie, but we threw down at least 40 bucks between tickets and refreshments when we could've waited for it to hit Blu-Ray, and then just wasted a few days that it would've taken to receive the movie, watch it and realize it was crap, and return by mail to netflix all while giving it zero stars so that we never get suggested it or anything closely resembling it again.

    14. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have great eyes (certainly don't have your problems), but I had difficulty enjoying Avatar, especially during the dimmer scenes. Polarization cuts the light your eyes receive in half, and that bothered me more than the fuzziness did when I took the glasses off. For bright scenes the 3-D was pretty good and a definite plus, but for dark scenes 3-D just made things worse.

    15. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by dimeglio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice try. People who are colour blind would then also request a refund since they shouldn't pay for the colours they can't see.

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    16. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but you could waste hours trying to decide if you want to watch the "left" or "right" version of the movie :) Perhaps you could watch b

    17. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This article may give you some neat insight: http://www.boingboing.net/2010/04/07/science-question-fro-7.html

      Long and short of it is, since it happened when you were an infant, there just may be nothing you can do about it, no matter what the exercises. Might be time to look into some stem-cell therapy ;)

    18. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If the polarization was the same for both eyes it wouldn't work any better. Any polaroid sunglasses are polarized like that. If you can't watch 3D, just wear the glasses and cover your bad eye with a pirate patch or something.

    19. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Dukebytes · · Score: 1
      It's a good idea. But 2-D glasses may or may not work for some people. I guess I'm in the above 12%. I can not go to an IMAX theater or see a 3-D movie. Makes me sick and makes my head hurt. But, I also wear prescription glasses and can not see far away with out them (i.e. my monitor). So even if 2-D glasses did work, I would not be able to actually see the movie itself.

      I'm not sure what the big deal is anyway... I seen and loved the Avatar movie, but when they jumped off that cliff, I about jumped out of my seat. I had to close my eyes because I started getting vertigo pretty bad. If I was watching that in 3-D, not sure what would have happened. In other words it had more than enough "visually stunning" shots in there for me.

      Is a movie in 3-D that much better? I have heard that some people like it and some could care less. Am I really missing anything?

      Duke

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    20. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by bdenton42 · · Score: 1

      /aside... can colorblind people see the 3D effect in a typical red/blue 3D film?

    21. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by wk633 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the movie be kind of flickery, since we'd be getting half the frame rate? Unless 3D movies these days play at double frame rate, which seems unlikely.

    22. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, but we do see all of the subliminal commands you guys are missing.

      We just stay seated when everyone else is ordered to do the chicken dance while singing like Carol Channing during the secret "intermission."

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    23. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by SlashBugs · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. Or at least, my red-blue colourblind dad could.

      It makes sense because the colour filters are used to make sure that each eye only gets light from one set of lines on the image; each eye is effectively just measuring intensity of light that gets through the cokour filter of the glasses, and has no need to distinguish between colours.

    24. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      Does lack of stereopsis really count as a disability? Most people don't need it at all, AFAIK.

    25. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by acohen1 · · Score: 1

      Can you see circular Polarization? Does Real3D or IMAX 3D work for you? Same difference, the filters are just used to control which image reaches which eye.

    26. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Yes I think they can. They can't tell the difference between red and green light, but the specs they wear can, so they still get different images to each eye.

    27. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by JWW · · Score: 1

      It depends. But generally yes, colorblind people can see 3D effects in analyglyph images.

      With the new polarization glasses, color is not an issue at all, the 3D effect works fine.

    28. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      My eyes do something similar.

      I have astigmatism of a different degree and angle in each eye. Without correction, it seems my brain 'processes' out the difference between the two eyes and I see a single image... for unchanging things. For fast things, or motion, this doesn't happen.

      This means that, without glasses:

      Everything is slightly less sharp (I attribute this to errors in "correction" and less received light being used)
      Motion and change is in quadruple vision.

      When I finally figured out what was up and got some glasses, I was nearly sick. A few months have passed, and I LOVE them. I can still function without, but it does take a few minutes for that path in my brain to 'switch on' and start filtering again.

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    29. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Oops, you're right. ADA instead of HIPAA. Been hearing HIPAA too much.

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    30. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Some of us have the $20 to see a flick at the cinema, but lack the $20,000 it takes to install a home theatre.

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    31. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybudy has a problum one kind or another with 3 d but can get the same movy or what ever iin a diferant floor mat

    32. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Yes. Or at least, my red-blue colourblind dad could.

      Wait. Does your dad like Superman movies MORE because of that, or less?

    33. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Thank you! (note: at least the parent poster didn't spell it HIPPA)

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    34. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I don't have a home theatre either, but I think you're about an order of magnitude off. 55" TVs are under $1500 nowadays (smaller a lot less of course), throw in a couple hundred for a receiver and speakers.

    35. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by chaodyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's better is going to see the movie in the theater and being able to sit through the entire showing in one sitting, without having to pause it to take care of crying babies, requests for drinks of water, wandering 4-year-olds, and barking dogs. We have 4 kids and getting away every now and then to the theater together is much preferred. Otherwise it takes us 3 hours to get through a 2 hour movie.

    36. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by SirWinston · · Score: 1

      I always wonder if I have a problem somewhat opposite to yours. I can see the 3D effects in movies just fine; but, real life doesn't appear anything like them, so I've never understood the appeal of 3D movies. 2D movies much more resemble my day-to-day visual perception of the world.

      I certainly have good depth perception in the real world, but to me that seems to result from the sort of mental model I have of the space around me rather than actively changing visual 3D depth cues. Staring at the real world to me is like staring at a 2D movie screen, but one that continues past my field-of-view and gives me depth cues as I or my head movies. But it "looks flat," not at all like a 3D movie which looks very unnatural to me. And since the 3D in 3D films doesn't appear like anything I experience in the real world, it has no appeal to me and detracts from the film.

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    37. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...red/blue glasses and movies are ancient technology that has never been seriously used and should just be forgotten. There is no movie that will come out in red/blue in a theater. Period. There is absolutely no market for it.

    38. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I just made my own. A buddy of mine kept a couple pairs of glasses and I just cut the right lens out of one, the left lens out of the other, and grafted the left lens into the other pair. It's ugly as heck, but it does the job.

    39. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Zironic · · Score: 1

      3D movies are projected at 120 FPS, 60fps per eye.

    40. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My local cinema gives you a discount if you re-use your glasses. w00t.

    41. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by bdenton42 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I have strabismus, so none of the 3D systems out there work for me at all. Essentially I see double, all the time, even with one eye closed which the doctor found interesting... he was amazed I could drive.

    42. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by camperdave · · Score: 1

      $1500 might, just might, get you a suitable TV. Now you need a good DVD player, a media centre computer, a surround sound system including some axe-kicking subwoofers, remote control system, a wall mount kit, a dozen or so home theatre chairs (for friends), a platform for stadium seating, carpeting, dimmable lighting, acoustic dampening, light curtains, popcorn maker plus supples, soda dispenser, etc, etc... assuming you have a windowless room big enough to do this in in the first place.

      It's far easier and cheaper to just go to the movies than to try to capture the feeling at home. Plus you'll stay current socially. However, if all you want to do is pop in a year old DVD, then yeah, $2000 will do it.

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    43. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

      Your geek card has been revoked.

      Movies are projected at 24fps. 3D movies use two projectors (or one projector with two lenses), each one displaying a different perspective through a different polarization.

      Each lens of the 3D glasses only lets in the light of one of the polarizations, hence you see 3D.

      Now, at home, with Bluray, the movie is still 24fps, but uses 3:2 pull-down to artificially bring it up to 60fps (or 5:1 pull-down to bring it to 120fps). For 3D Bluray, it's 48fps (24fps per eye) with the shutter glasses only letting one eye see the movie at a time.

      Interesting side note: Bluray 3D uses more compression on films than regular Bluray so that the discs are compatible on existing players. The end result is that you have less quality on a Bluray 3D disc.

    44. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Dude, the setup I described cost a total of less than 2 grand including the TV Stand (real wood) that the TV is sitting on (since I'm personally not a huge fan of wall mounting).

    45. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      LCD TV = $1200
      TV Stand (Real Wood) = $350 (got a killer deal but still)
      PS3 for Blu-Ray, DVD, and of course omgarshgames = $249.99
      Bose 3 Speaker system (since the TV is located in a small room that works well without needing a huge 8 speaker setup) - $499

      So overall, it ended up costing about $2300. Okay so on my last post, I said less than 2 grand. I was off by about $300 or so dollars (which pretty much constitutes the TV stand). And it was a high end LCD at the time, not some cheap pos LCD.

    46. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I'll admit sometimes we do that too, but what's really nice is when we can get a grandparent to watch the kids and enjoy a movie at home. Then it's the best of both worlds. But I hear ya, I really do. Sometimes you just gotta get away from all the shit at home.

    47. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      Well, is seems pretty likely actually... A 2-D movie is generally played at 24 frames/seconds. A 3-D movie is played at least à 24 frames/second/eye (ie 24 left frames, 24 right frames), if you use 2-D glasses (which would filter away say all the left frames), you still get 24 frames/second, which is like a normal movie.

      Now some 3-D technologies plays the movies at a higher frame rate (I think 144 frames/second in all, though each frame is repeated 3 times (see RealD)), so one still gets a high enough frame rate.

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    48. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for color-filter based 3d, it's actually beneficial to be color-blind, since everything is gray, and one does not have to merge images of the same object that are of different colors.

    49. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      In the end, I figure 3D films are an attempt to keep theaters relevant. Too many people with Hi-Def big screens and HiFi sound systems at home today.

      You've spotted the conspiracy. So long, it's been nice knowing you.
      Bloody things give me a headache too.

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    50. Re:Special 2-D glasses needed by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      In my case I got a 47" LCD TV for ~$700, I've had a receiver and sound system around for the last 7 years that cost $200 new, $120 on the stand, and $200 on the netflix capable Blu-ray DVD player.

      It's not as suitable for more than maybe 2-3 people, a bigger TV would be nice, but not essential.

      Meanwhile I gain:
      Cheap popcorn made just the way *I* like it.
      The ability to pause the movie
      Ability to start the movie when I want.
      Set the volume to a level I like
      Have my own seat

      Etc...

      Seriously, the parent estimating $20k had better get a true home theater setup for it - HiDef projector & good screen, specialized seating, professionally installed sound, popcorn machine, etc...

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  3. 3D, si! Cilantro, no! by Two99Point80 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The "department" names are often the best part of /. for me...

  4. Not sure about the hype by charleste · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can *see* the 3-D but it does not "immerse" me any more than 2-D. It doesn't *wow* me either, and it seems 3-D is just a whiz-bang gizmo to sell pricier tickets. IMHO, of course.

    1. Re:Not sure about the hype by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      When I was watching Avatar I kept taking the glasses off and marveling at how bright/wonderful the colors were without those stupid glasses on.

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    2. Re:Not sure about the hype by Omnifarious · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree. It's a stupid marketing trick. I especially thought this once I saw that Sony was thinking of coming out with all this 3D home theatre equipment. Stupid. Reminds me of the rash of 'clear' products in the early 90s.

    3. Re:Not sure about the hype by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I doubt it seriously immerses anyone any more than Jaws 3D did. It's popular at the moment, but consider that How To Tame opened much much lower than expected and Titans slipped in profits by far more than expected. If 3D was "the thing" to save Hollywood, why are the numbers not showing it? There's also the fact that 3D shutter lenses (sometimes used for modern 3D films) will cause headaches/nausia in some people because of the flickering. Also, 3D projection is inherently limited - as you move away from the imaginary point the 3D image would have been seen by the observer from, the brain is less able to compensate for the discrepancy between what it is seeing and what it should be seeing if the image really was 3D. There is always an ideal spot, and a very rapid fall-off around it. It's a consequence of the way the image is done. Effective 3D can't be done that way for a large audience. It is only effective to do 3D that way for single observers, which is why you see this sort of 3D being used by engineers, biologists or chemists at individual workstations - much more practical than headset VR or a CAVE system. It's pointless to use it anywhere else.

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    4. Re:Not sure about the hype by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's double stupid because the geeks who buy this stuff first tend to wear glasses.

      Hey dumbasses, that slot is full and I'm not wearing a helmet to watch TV.

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    5. Re:Not sure about the hype by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      I took my girlfriend to go see Up in 3D back when it came out and her friends warned us that it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Sure enough, it was like watching it through some kind of telescope or something. The 3D seemed so weak, I kept asking myself, is it even working? Of course, I'm going off of a sample of one but, if that was what all this hype is about, count me singularly unimpressed.

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    6. Re:Not sure about the hype by grrrl · · Score: 1

      Me too. I watched a fair bit of it without the glasses as it was so much BRIGHTER in general, and this was at one of the premier IMAX cinemas in my city. The 3D added nothing to the story in the hatch locations, and since the rest was CG it made little difference to me then either.

      All in all I thought the 3D was boring, and really just another annoyance in a long list for probably the worst movie I've ever seen, but that discussion is a slippery slope so I'll restrain myself :D

    7. Re:Not sure about the hype by royler · · Score: 0

      there is a big difference between IMAX and IMAX Dome (formerly Omnimax). VR headgear seems like the only way IMAX Dome could be brought home.

    8. Re:Not sure about the hype by deniable · · Score: 1

      You must have had a better system than we had. Glasses off, it looked like someone had smeared the projector with Vaseline.

    9. Re:Not sure about the hype by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Your're definatelly not alone...and for a quite long time already.

      Current proponents forget that we had "3D cinema" available for a few decades now. And "3D photography", stereography, for more than a century (it's not much younger than "normal" photography). Hardly anybody treated it as more than a gimmick over those years.

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    10. Re:Not sure about the hype by BobisOnlyBob · · Score: 1

      3D glasses are usually designed with this in mind. They're larger and curved to handle people already wearing glasses - I've seen multiple 3D movies in recent memory with my regular glasses on, no problem.

    11. Re:Not sure about the hype by jduhls · · Score: 0

      I think one of the main problems for 3-D (still) is that movies are using 2-D cinematography. Perhaps filming the movie more like a FPS would be more enthralling combined with the 3-D thingamagoobery. I dunno. Two cents.

    12. Re:Not sure about the hype by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Could you name an example of one of those "clear" products from the 1990s?

    13. Re:Not sure about the hype by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can *see* the 3-D but it does not "immerse" me any more than 2-D.

      I have to disagree, but with some conditions. Watching Avatar in IMAX 3D, I definitely felt that the movie WAS visually more immersive in most scenes than it was in 2D. Several times it almost caught me by surprise when I realized I wasn't looking through some window into the world being presented and was instead just looking at a flat screen.

      That said, the 3D image was most effective when used in medium-deep fields. The 3D images of things popping out of the screen (trees, the little camera, etc) was much less immersive (and, in some ways, actually disruptive) while the depth-of-field in wide shots and things like the falling ash and things in the distance was incredibly well done.

      Basically, for narrow shots and closeups, 3D doesn't really help immersion, but for medium/wide shots, backgrounds, and environments it's amazing.

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    14. Re:Not sure about the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RPG much?

      Hey dumbasses, that slot is full...

      I guess they expect you to invest in contact lenses to enjoy their overpriced gimmickery.

    15. Re:Not sure about the hype by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The movie looked "dim" through the glasses. And gave me a headache, of course. :)

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    16. Re:Not sure about the hype by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Bright/wonderful coloured Vaseline. I think that was his point.

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    17. Re:Not sure about the hype by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Color doesn't immerse me any more than black & white did (and does). That doesn't mean they shouldn't bother.

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    18. Re:Not sure about the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. I've seen 3D films for years and I don't really feel any more immersed in a 3D film than a 2D film. A good film that draws me in is a good film irrespective of special effects or 3D-ness. Up! is the only 3D film I've seen which I was thoroughly engrossed in - and I must admit, that was partly because the 3D didn't really figure in my enjoyment.

      I've found that as 3D technology "improves", I'm having more trouble with 3D films. The main issue I have at the moment is that the 3D is fine until there's rapid movement around the screen or things coming towards me (or the "Gee Whizz look It's 3D!" effect) when I start to get headaches. The other problem is that the glasses are getting bulkier and I can't fit them comfortably over my regular glasses anymore.

    19. Re:Not sure about the hype by nb+caffeine · · Score: 1

      Crystal Pepsi!

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    20. Re:Not sure about the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does not add too much to the story either .. so i agree with you

    21. Re:Not sure about the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here is a snippet of the joy you missed.

    22. Re:Not sure about the hype by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Are you saying there's a correlation between being a tech geek and having bad eyesight? Or is it that tech geeks aren't vain enough to get contacts?

    23. Re:Not sure about the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine it was marvelous since you were comparing blurred colours to clear colours (although in Avatar or any 3d movie, you can only focus on what the movie WANTS you to focus on. I tend to like trying to read things in the background or look at other details... which since it's not the focus of attention in the movie, is blurry). If you would have seen it in 2D, you would have gotten to see all the bright, wonderful colours without the stupid glasses entirely.

    24. Re:Not sure about the hype by ewilts · · Score: 1

      Not all geeks with bad eyesight can wear contacts. My eyeballs have a funny shape and I'm not a candidate for Lasik nor contacts. 3-D movies with glasses make me want to throw up although I have no problems with 2-D movies. For me, I will *never* watch a 3-D movie.

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    25. Re:Not sure about the hype by fm6 · · Score: 1

      No wow factor for me either. It even makes movies less enjoyable. A good movie allows you to immerse yourself in the story, and that's a lot harder to do when things on the screen keep extruding themselves into the theater.

      But "hype" is the wrong word. There's clearly a big audience for this gimmick. I don't understand why; but then, I don't get car chases either.

    26. Re:Not sure about the hype by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Great.

      So instead of being blind I can look like Grandpa?

      Oh goody! Where do I sign up? /sarc

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    27. Re:Not sure about the hype by porges · · Score: 1

      Wow, my mileage varied a lot. I loved the 3D in UP, much more so than the 3D in Avatar.

    28. Re:Not sure about the hype by Klinky · · Score: 1

      I still miss Crystal Pepsi :(

    29. Re:Not sure about the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing... growing up I could never figure out why people enjoyed those stereoscope toys with the circular slide disks -- then in high school I used a REAL stereoscope, and said "Wow!" -- they had the ability to adjust the focal distance for each eye, which was just what I needed to actually see stereo (for the first time in my life).
      I had tried watching some 3D movies with the green and blue glasses, and never seen any useful effect, similar to the toy stereoscopes. However, I saw my first polarized 3D movie in 1986, and once again said WOW! - the movie was mostly in 2D with subtle 3D effects, and then ad one point a car came driving right out of the screen and simulated a crash right in front of me. Extremely effective use of 3D.

      Since then (it's been 24 years!), I haven't seen a single 3D movie that has impressed me, and most of them have failed to be full 3D.

      So how come, using tech that we had 24 years ago, I could see the 3D effect, but the stuff they churn out now fails to deliver? My eyesight has actually improved since then (I can see the 3D tests used in driver's exams etc. now), but the way they're presenting 3D seems to have faltered.

      I think it's due to a number of factors:
      1) slapping 3D onto a movie to help it sell isn't going to make for a good 3D viewing experience
      2) Using cheap projecting equipment is going to make the end product worse
      3) not having 3D in mind for all of the theatre seating, the projection room, the screen, the original filming, the editing and post-processing AND the writing of the film is going to result in a product with much less of a wow-factor.

      Once theatres are constructed with 3D movies in mind, the experience will likely improve. And once script writers and directors get the hang of how to use 3D as part of their storytelling toolkit instead of as a flashy special effect, things could improve drastically.

      I'd love to see a movie that uses 3D inside a 2D movie, similar to the films that use both black & white and colour in the film to create atmosphere.

    30. Re:Not sure about the hype by nottheusualsuspect · · Score: 1

      Crystal Pepsi, the Clear Cola!

      Which was, of course, followed shortly by Coke's Tab Clear, "A Mouthful of Flavor!"

      Both were born in 1992 but were (thankfully) short-lived. Crystal Pepsi died in 1993 in a seedy motel bath-room, lying in a bathtub full of ice, both kidneys removed, while Tab Clear died in '94 due to aneurysm, self-inflicted.

      They were both in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.
      Ha, now try and get that out of your head.

    31. Re:Not sure about the hype by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You need a visit to the optometrist.

      The should have been almost completely unaffected by the colour-neutral glasses you were given.

      The only difference would've been seeing two images overlaid on each other (making it brighter) instead of one in each eye.

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    32. Re:Not sure about the hype by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine any theatre investing in 3D shutter glasses. All the projection I know about uses dual polarized lenses which are completely passive.

      I'd much rather have the polarized passive lenses than shutter glasses anyway (although the latter are what's being sold for home 3D).

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    33. Re:Not sure about the hype by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Up in 3D is easily one of the best 3D movies made this decade. It wasn't overdone, it was well rendered, and had very few out of focus near-depth items to distract you with.

      Please read the summary of the article again.

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    34. Re:Not sure about the hype by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Sure ok, but now we're back to the idea of there being a correlation between geekery and eye problems. I'm not saying I know there isn't, but I'm just slightly incredulous that such a correlation exists.

    35. Re:Not sure about the hype by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Also, 3D projection is inherently limited - as you move away from the imaginary point the 3D image would have been seen by the observer from, the brain is less able to compensate for the discrepancy between what it is seeing and what it should be seeing if the image really was 3D.

      Inncorrect; I worked at Disney World in the early 1980s, and since my ID would get me anywhere in the place for free, my then-wife and I would spend a lot of time at Epcot (usually drinking but that's another story). The Kodak pavillion had 3D movies, and we found the most entertaing part was sitting in the very last row watching people try to grab the images that were floating just above their heads. The 3D effect was the same anywhere in the theater.

      Unfortunatly, he strabuimus prevents her from seeing 3D, so the movie itself was no thrill for her.

    36. Re:Not sure about the hype by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      People have already mentioned 'Crystal Pepsi and 'Tab Clear'. I believe someone tried to make a clear beer, and Zima came out at around that time too.

    37. Re:Not sure about the hype by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      Interesting. My experience watching Up is precisely why I lost all interest in 3D movies and have yet to go see another one. I understand what the article is saying but, I think if I had some problem with my binocular vision, I would have figured it out by now.

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    38. Re:Not sure about the hype by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      I'd get your eyes checked to make sure you can actually see the 3D, instead of just thinking you can. The whole point for me of 3D was that Avatar was too dense. Too much information to sort through. The 3D added depth information, so I was able to tell things apart.

      You might have overlooked this part, but Avatar was not a plot-driven movie. It was pure special effects. Other movies could be made which actually have plot, but this wasn't one of them. The purpose of 3D was to differentiate all of the various foreign objects spatially so you could make sense of what's happening on the screen.

      "Immerse" will never happen until we have the ability to block out the people around you so forget about that in relation to 3D at this time.

    39. Re:Not sure about the hype by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      3D does add immersion when done well, but perhaps it works better on some people than on others.

      Avatar'd 3D was rather well done, I think. There was no real *wow* factor in the sense that they kept throwing stuff in your face like they did in those 3D movies from the 80's; lot's of things flying straight at you, sticks being pointed at you etc. Those extermely overemphasized 3D effects were notably absent from Avatar, which made the few rare scenes were they did try and subtly show off the 3D appear as gimmicky. The result, for me at least, was immersion. Somehow the movie "stuck with me" for hours after watching it, it's hard to describe what exactly it is, but I can assure you it had nothing to do with the ho-hum story.

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    40. Re:Not sure about the hype by Targon · · Score: 1

      There are different ways that 3D is implemented, and that is a real key to why 3D hasn't done very well overall. In most "3D" movies, you have one object here or there that "pops out" at you, and as a result, it is seen as a cheap gimmick that does nothing to enhance the watching of a movie. Avatar on the other hand, used 3D throughout the entire movie to enhance the overall appearance, and didn't really have things that really jumped out at you. For those with various types of vision problems, it is very possible that you would get less out of GOOD 3D compared to others without those problems in the same way that those without good hearing would not notice the difference between a good surround sound system and a bad system.

      Now, 3D as it was done in Avatar just enhanced the overall look of the movie, even though it does not ADD to the movie. It is like the difference between mono and stereo when it comes to a radio broadcast where you either notice the enhanced display or you don't. It was one thing about Avatar that I found was good was how EVERY scene had increased depth compared to a 2D presentation.

    41. Re:Not sure about the hype by acohen1 · · Score: 1

      I saw an IMAX movie with 3D shutter glasses roughly 10 years ago. This was a real IMAX in a museum, not one of the IMAX (C) things they pack into normal multiplexes today. I agree that a typical theater would not invest in them.

    42. Re:Not sure about the hype by daten · · Score: 1

      That's because they compensate for how the size of the theater and the glasses reduce the light and colors.

      "Creative decisions involving light levels also led to additional versions. 3D projection and glasses cut down the light the viewer sees, so "Avatar" also had separate color grades at different light levels, which are measured in foot lamberts."

      "If we had just sent out one version of the movie, it would have been very dark (in the larger theaters)," Barnett says. "We had a very big flow chart with all of the different steps, so we could send the right media to the right theater."

      http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i68c9747cd968ca8d5b27fcb8619d8b88

    43. Re:Not sure about the hype by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      3D shutter lenses (sometimes used for modern 3D films) will cause headaches/nausia in some people because of the flickering.

      I heard it was because you have to stare at Sam Worthington's face the whole time: http://saikurisuto.blogspot.com/2009/12/how-to-watch-avatar-in-3d.html

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    44. Re:Not sure about the hype by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 1

      What type of 3D projector also determines your experience. Because you watched in IMAX 3D, there was more 'popping-out' because that's what IMAX 3D is all about. I saw Avatar in Dolby 3D and everything stayed within the screen (or at the very least didn't pop-out into the audience).

      Before the screening they showed the trailer for Alice in 3D and I was going "oh, is that it? Why does everything look flat?" Didn't realise until the other day that the reason was because it was done in post, not in camera, which explains a lot. Does this mean we have to wait another ten years for the second proper 3D movie?

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    45. Re:Not sure about the hype by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Filming in 3D doesn't compensate for 2D characters and writing.

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    46. Re:Not sure about the hype by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I tried contacts. Whenever I would blink, or look away from the center of my eyes, it would take several seconds for the contact to recenter and rotate (astigmatism) rendering them nearly useless and greatly annoying.

      As a saving grace, computers haven't cause this. I just have unusually shaped eyes (and it's hereditary in my case)

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    47. Re:Not sure about the hype by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      SNL even made a parody of this infamous product phase, touting the new "Crystal Gravy".

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    48. Re:Not sure about the hype by tibit · · Score: 1

      How easy was it for you to learn to read? Functional binocular vision, for whatever reason, helps with learning to read, so it may have been an early indicator.

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    49. Re:Not sure about the hype by jduhls · · Score: 0

      Yes - but that's not a problem unique to 3D movies.

    50. Re:Not sure about the hype by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18294691

      The more time you spend indoors the more likely you are to develop myopia (near sightedness) - which makes sense since your eyes aren't getting any practice/development in focusing on distant objects.

      I would think tech geeks spend less time doiung outdoor activities than average - after all "tech" is usually indoors.

    51. Re:Not sure about the hype by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      But that's not a common trait for geeks, that's just a defect your eyes have. Blind people don't benefit from 3-D movies either, that some groups exist that don't want them is irrelevant to them being made (as long as those groups are relatively small).

    52. Re:Not sure about the hype by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Study seemed to be focused on children. Maybe future tech geeks are significantly more likely to be shut-ins as kids? Doesn't seem implausible, I suppose. On the other hand, I have no idea how big of a difference this effect has on whether or not these kids will need glasses, and the study doesn't seem to say explicitly.

      Incidentally, a potentially worthless personal anecdote: I spend vast quantities of my time indoors at work and in my free time, and my eyesight is identical to when I was 16 (I barely passed the vision test for my driver's license then, and I barely pass it now). So I'd be less inclined to extrapolate this study to adults.

    53. Re:Not sure about the hype by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I'll lay money on it being a kid thing. If you spend all your time indoors later on in life your eyes aren't going to forget how to focus on distant objects. The problem for kids is that their eyes don't learn in the first place (my unscientific opinion, use lots of salt).

      I suspect a significant chunk of the "tech geek" population were into computers and so on as kids and spent more time using them and less time playing football than the average kid. And hence there'd be a correlation with myopia and "tech geekedness".

    54. Re:Not sure about the hype by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      A good movie allows you to immerse yourself in the story, and that's a lot harder to do when things on the screen keep extruding themselves into the theater.

      The 3D is exagerated, at least Avatar's was. Give it a few years, when it's no longer the newest toy, and it'll be done tastefully and add a lot. Compare the color choices of The Wizard of Oz and a modern movie where color is taken for granted.

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    55. Re:Not sure about the hype by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Use red and blue highlighters on your old glasses then. You can keep them in your bag to equip for 3d movies. Real nerds have a gear switch for any occasion.

    56. Re:Not sure about the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New invention, contact lenses

    57. Re:Not sure about the hype by fm6 · · Score: 1

      But what does it add?

      I suppose by "tastefully" you mean something like the more restrained use of 3D in Coraline. Good movie, and 3D didn't distract — but it didn't add anything either.

      In fact, the only reason I even went to see Avatar was to check out its use of 3D. Cameron's a talented director (and whatever its other problems, Avatar is certainly well-directed) but his movies are too long, he's developed an irritating and naive moral agenda, are stories are just plain dumb. So all I wanted to know is if there was something about the 3D craze that I was missing. So far, the answer is a Big No.

    58. Re:Not sure about the hype by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      But what does it add?

      What does color add. And who the hell wants to hear the actors talk?

      It'll become a staple, and 2D movies will eventually fall by the wayside.

      Also, it'll add more as directors figure out how to use it in a non-gimmicky way.

      I suppose by "tastefully" you mean something like the more restrained use of 3D in Coraline

      More restrained or more artistic, one or the other. I doubt we know what it'll mean to be used tastefully for 5 years or so.

      In fact, the only reason I even went to see Avatar was to check out its use of 3D

      Me too. That, and what someone other than Lucas would do with an unlimited CG budget and a goal of realism.

      Cameron's a talented director (and whatever its other problems, Avatar is certainly well-directed) but his movies are too long, he's developed an irritating and naive moral agenda, are stories are just plain dumb

      I agree his movies are too long, and his stories are stolen and then made worse. I'm not sure if he's a talented director. I don't know how to judge it. I never liked any of his characters, and I figure he's to blame.

      His eco-point (what I assume you meant with morality) was just a non-point. If the planet were alive, X. But what does that say about if the planet is not alive?

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    59. Re:Not sure about the hype by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      iMacs

    60. Re:Not sure about the hype by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I often do wear contacts. I wear them for SCUBA diving, I wear them to work half the time. I wore them to Avatar just so I wouldn't have to worry about the two pairs of glasses conflicting. Nevertheless, by the time I'm home for the day I like to take them off and put on glasses so my eyes can breathe. Twelve hours is about my limit, although I can stretch it occasionally.

      Tech geeks and engineers should be heavily concerned with appearance -- if nobody will buy your product then you might as well have never put it on the market to begin with.

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    61. Re:Not sure about the hype by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      RPG much?

      No, I RPG lots. I still paint my minifigs (you know, the older pewter style) and I own the stainless steel dice.

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  5. My experience with 3D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    For the 10-15 minutes or so, I'm quite aware that the movie is in 3D. After that I totally forget about it and would probably be just as happy watching a 2D version (that is, unless it contains obnoxious "reach into the audience" effects).

    1. Re:My experience with 3D by FTWinston · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm short sighted, and have a dominant left eye on account of it being substantially less short sighted than the right. Red/green 3d glasses work fine for me (afaik), but magic eye is a complete failure.

      Watching Avatar was an interesting experience. When substantial 3d depth into the screen was used (such as the scene on the spaceship at the start with them all coming out of the stasis pods or whatever), the effect was very impressive.

      Out-of-the-screen effects, however required headache-inducing concentration to see any depth at all, and even then they largely looked quite poor. When everyone else was busy ducking out of the way, I was wondering why things were only projecting ever-so-slightly from the screen.

      Overall, I was disappointed at how infrequently the into-screen effects were used compared to out-of-screen ones (or maybe I was only able to see the depth when it was at its most extreme).
      Ocular upgrade, plz!

    2. Re:My experience with 3D by dl748 · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering about all the disabled people with only one eye. If all movies move to this format they will not be able to even watch a decent movie anymore. I smell lawsuits coming when they release the first movie without 2d.

    3. Re:My experience with 3D by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > I'm wondering about all the disabled people with only one eye. If all movies
      > move to this format they will not be able to even watch a decent movie
      > anymore.

      Why? They should see just what you would with one eye closed.

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    4. Re:My experience with 3D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's just you. Avatar's out of screen effects were minimal. I recall seeing a 3D Muppet Theater show as a child 20 years ago (in disney world maybe?) where a giant pie flies out of the screen and hovers just out of your grasp.

      Also they used cannons to blow holes in the walls of the theater, which was all 3d tricks. Avatar didn't come close to that level of immersion.

    5. Re:My experience with 3D by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Thats how it is supposed to be. (when done right).

      Or are you still aware that the movie is in COLOR? That was all the rage umphty years ago, but people became less aware of that technological progress over the years. It stayed, because it brought movies closer to the viewing experience of the "real world"

      Note to all directors:
      In said "real world" I
      * watch most objects from greater distances than 20cm in fromt of my nose
      * hardly see stuff hovering in front of me
      * hate having things hurled at me. If I'd enjoy that view, I'd play goal keeper at a soccer club.
      * don't have friggin sharks, snakes et al jumping at me every five minutes!

      3D is here to stay only if directors stop to treat it as a gimmick. They have to make it as normal as color - before the audience gets bored of it. "how to tame..." made a good job of it. mainly because the movie would have worked perfectly well in 2D also!

      3D is just another means of picture composition. With lots of fantastic opportunities and a few new things to keep in mind while shooting. Avatar was good at this, as they used 3D to give the movie more (visual :-)) depth, not shove something into your face, gave you some time at the beginning to get used to 3D (more close ups and confined sets) before moving into the open jungle, resisted the temptation of having that rhino-dino charging directly at you.

      And they found out that in 3D, actors have to walk around the subtitles. :-)

      If the Trailers for Alice and something that looked like "Findung Nemo" starring a turtle are somehow representative of the actual movies, they failed.

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    6. Re:My experience with 3D by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      One-eyed-short-sightedness isn't the problem. I suffer from the same thing (-4.8 left, +0.5 right; + and - might be swapped, sorry...) and see Magic Eye stuff just fine.

      And out-of-screen-effects suck anyway.

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    7. Re:My experience with 3D by KDEnut · · Score: 1

      I wish I had points, because you just defined what I've been trying to explain to friends/family. The "Out of Screen" effects I found gimmicky and distracting. The "Into-Screen" effects really helped set the stage better by adding relevant background context.

      Thanks for helping me with verbiage I was getting hung up on!

    8. Re:My experience with 3D by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Interesting, that's way more of a difference than me (roughly -1.5 left, -2.75 right).
      Do you do execises to try to "encourage" proper stereo vision, like holding up two fingers at different distances, focussing on one and concentrating on seeing two seperate images of equal intensity of the other finger?

      I was told to do that frequently as a teenager after the optician thought I was "at it" with regard to claiming not to see even the simplest magic eye. Doesn't seem to have had much effect, but I can certainly live without seeing magic eye.

    9. Re:My experience with 3D by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Thanking me for self-indulgent moaning? You're most welcome! :)

    10. Re:My experience with 3D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This probabaly has to do with variations in eye spacing. The movie is shot with a particular binocular spacing; everyone's eyes are different distances apart. This will make the percieved depths different for everyone in the theater. This has been annoying to me also watching 3d movies; where at the extremes I'll tend to see double.

    11. Re:My experience with 3D by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      No, I simply wear glasses :-)

      But I'm in the lucky position of having a short- and an (almost normal but still) farsighted eye. So I still see rather well without glasses, but have to concentrate more to shift between near and far objects. I guess my brain just learned that trick in the years before I relized I have a good and a bad eye.

      Watching magic eye without glasses works even to a certain extent, but is really straining. I start to actually feel the muscles around my eyes....

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    12. Re:My experience with 3D by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's not just you. Even with fairly good vision, I hate the "pop-out" effects. It forces your eyes into a weird configuration to focus on it. The into-the-screen is much more impressive and immersive for me as well.

    13. Re:My experience with 3D by rotor · · Score: 1

      Funny - one of the things I thought was great about the Avatar 3D was that it was mostly into-screen rather than out-of-screen. There was very little that stuck out beyond the edge of the screen, but depth was there for everything.

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    14. Re:My experience with 3D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watching Avatar was an interesting experience. When substantial 3d depth into the screen was used (such as the scene on the spaceship at the start with them all coming out of the stasis pods or whatever), the effect was very impressive. Out-of-the-screen effects, however required headache-inducing concentration to see any depth at all, and even then they largely looked quite poor. When everyone else was busy ducking out of the way, I was wondering why things were only projecting ever-so-slightly from the screen.

      The problem with objects protruding from the screen is the fact that the space on the screen is limited and only fills so much of your view. As objects get closer, they appear farther apart between each eye. Stick your finger close to your face and close each eye, then do it from farther away and notice how much less it moves. The problem is that it's often not possible for wide objects to be separated enough to make it seem like it's close to you due to the fact that doing so would put it off the screen. This is why most of the effects that come toward you are thin things like spears.

      These thinner types of things are also most sensitive to positioning in the theatre, so if you're way off to the side and down in front it may not look as good as someone right in the middle.

    15. Re:My experience with 3D by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Heh. Maybe my eyes just got tired after 5 minutes :-) Either that, or the into-screen depth was much greater on the scenes that I remember as being "deep." I recall several shots of the dropship flying that seemed to me to have far less 3d depth than they ought to have.
      Perhaps I was premature in criticising the film itself, rather than just my own visual processing of it.

    16. Re:My experience with 3D by lowerider · · Score: 1

      I too have a dominant eye, right eye though. I thought the major effects when they really pushed the 3D looked great but for the other 95% of the movie it was no different then 2D. While i liked the experience i do not think the 3D made much of a difference to me.

    17. Re:My experience with 3D by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      I have the same to a lesser extent ; my right eye gets lazy (or overstimulated... focussing away requires you to relax the lens muscle) when I read too much and starts getting short sighted.

      The first polarized 3D movie I saw was the iMax presentation of "Space Station" at a museum, which was awe-inspiring. It's a documentary of 3D footage from the ISS narrated by Tom Cruise, and the spectacle of being suspended in orbit, looking down at ISS with the Earth in the background was truly magnificent.

      The next one was Beowulf. Which was dreadful. They pushed the depth separation too far and the glasses had a lot of bleed between the fields producing ghosts from the other eye. I left the theatre with a headache.

      The most recent was "How To Train Your Dragon", which I really enjoyed. I had a few moments when I found myself forcing my right eye to focus properly, but after a while it seemed to get the message and "click" into the right focus. It might even be good therapy for the condition to practice seeing 3D figures correctly ; usually I suspect I'm just content for my left eye to take up the slack on distant objects.

      The film pitches the 3D just right, there was no perceptible bleeding of visual feeds or overstrained depth of field. And it helps that the material was intrinsically enhanced by a 3D presentation. I found myself more immersed in what is basically a boyhood fantasy for many of us with a bent for scifi/fantasy novels, flying on a dragon.

      I think it's a mixed bag ; if you direct your film for 3D I think you might be missing something in the 2D presentation. Someone in the office commented that Clash of the Titans would easily have stood on it's own without 3D - and by all accounts it was just "Photoshopped" in after filming.

      I'll certainly be going to see 3D features again but I'm not going to go mad for it. I wonder if they'll be filming the Harry Potter films in 3D from now? I would have loved to see the Dumbledore / Voldemort duel from "Order of the Phoenix" in 3D.

  6. Optimist by jag7720 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was having problems with my eyes... so I went to an optimist. He said everything was going to be okay.

    1. Re:Optimist by deniable · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did he say your glasses were half full?

    2. Re:Optimist by geoskd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did he say your glasses were half full?

      Yes, but, they're really twice as big as I wanted...

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  7. I can see the 3D fine... by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Interesting
    .... but it gives me a horrible headache.

    Is it an eye problem? Perhaps. I have a slight astigmatism and wear glasses when I'm reading a book or looking at a computer monitor, but otherwise don't need them.

    1. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by Target+Practice · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Same here. Slight astigmatism, and I find myself focusing far too hard in the movie theater. I paid attention last time to my eye strain while watching a 3-D movie, and it felt identical to when I'm studying a small coin or stamp intently. So, now I have a good excuse to stay home and organize my pennies instead of wallowing through the latest 3-D tripe with family...

      So, yeah. Astigmatic, and under a full moon I turn into a fat balding guy who collects coins and stamps. Wanna make something of it?

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    2. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          No my friend, if you were to say you also live in your mothers basement, you'd then fit the Slashdot demographic perfectly.

          Welcome to the club. Well, except I'm not fat, balding, a coin nor stamp collector, nor do I live in my mothers basement.

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    3. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by jd · · Score: 1

      Nah. Your eyes are too good, basically. If you watch an interlaced CRT with a very low refresh rate, you'll get exactly the same headaches for exactly the same reason - your eyes are able to see the flicker and it is causing you migraines as a result. You can get a similar effect from rapidly-flickering lightbulbs within the range your eyes can detect. Either the studios have to ramp up the refresh rate (they probably need to double the frames per second) or you need to give up watching such movies on the big screen.

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    4. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      I've got astigmatism, too, but watching Avatar in 3d was awesome (albeit having to wear two pairs of glasses wasn't fun). Watching Coraline 3d with red/cyan glasses was painful, though.

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    5. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Speaking of "interlaced CRT with a very low refresh rate", how the hell can people with PAL CRT sets stand watching it? They get all excited about higher line count, but you can practically see the image being drawn line by line.

    6. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      Oh god... low refresh CRTs are like hell behind glass.

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    7. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May have something to do with flicker; 3D films tend to have one-half the effectual framerate of their 2D counterparts. Do CRTs with a low refresh rate give you the same trouble? That's where I've placed the blame on my bad 3D experiences.

    8. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new polarized 3d uses 144 frames per second, which is too much for basically anybody to see flicker...

      But the stereo images are projected separately so it's really 72 fps per eye. Which should still look fairly solid to almost everybody.

      But the exact same frames are flashed multiple times because the original was shot at 24 frames per second... 1 1 1 2 2 2 3 3 3... so if you can see any flicker in a normal movie then in a 3d movie what you see is stop motion. Anything static or barely moving looks great, but anything moving is frozen in place 2/3 of the time and in motion 1/3 of the time. This is what causes 'real 3d' movies to look so weird and jittery.

    10. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by jd · · Score: 1

      Partly familiarity, partly the really crappy shows. (You assume the headache is caused by Bullseye or Last Of The Summer Wine, rather than the television picture.)

      Personally, I do like the higher line count in UK television. I can't see the refresh on US television but I can see the jaggies caused by low resolution.

      I'd personally have preferred, instead of "high-def TV", for broadcasters to have adopted the PAL resolution and the NTSC frame rate. There'd be far more shows using such a scheme than are using HDTV today, it would have been much cheaper to roll out, and the technology for enhancing existing material to such a scheme was already widespread.

      (Besides, the Japanese have already superseded HDTV, which means the standard won't have a long shelf-life for the investment.)

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    11. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. Collecting 'Magic the Gathering" trading cards, comic books or AD&D miniatures counts towards slashdot-demographics too.

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    12. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          No, more like cars, firearms, and computer gear. But hey, to each his own.

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    13. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Some 3D polarized displays use a single projector flipping between polarizations, but some (like Sony's) project both images simultaneously, eliminating inter-eye flicker entirely. Using dual projectors also eliminates this problem.

      Personally speaking, I noticed the flicker reduction going from 85 to 100Hz CRT displays, and hope movies eventually catch up.

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    14. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is both NTSC & PAL use the same bandwidth, with the tradeoff of framerate (60 vs 50 fields) or line count (480 vs 576). To deliver both would require a 20%increase of bandwidth (7.2Mhz instead of 6Mhz)where as digital TV is much more bandwidth efficient. As well ATSC includes higher definition SD capability. eg: 576 lines at 50 Hz progressive.

      I'd just be happy if analog TV signals were progressive, and if CRTs just scanned at a higher frequency. Even if it was higher than the signal, just to remove flicker. It also pains me how many CRTs on PCs run at 60Hz even when they are more capable.

    15. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by jd · · Score: 1

      And there's a problem with demanding more bandwidth from cable providers? It's about time they coughed up. :)

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    16. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by etwills · · Score: 1

      Lazy, astigmatic, squinted, and very happy to have seen Avatar's 3D effect work :)

      Background: I get kind of travel sick with FPS games and can't do Magic Eye at all, but have successfully observed 3D film presentations before (a six-minute ride at the National Space Centre which I felt only kind-of-worked but looking back I was probably suffering the FPS effect too much to gauge it effectively).

      I had at least been firmly forewarned that staring at the out-of-focus things to try to "fix" them would disconcert, so I knew what to expect to an extent. One of my 20/20 friends had nothing of this, however, and he got the headaches something rotten! Go figure.

    17. Re:I can see the 3D fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear that if you "focus where the director is wanting you to focus", and don't look at the out-of-focus areas, it'll eliminate the headaches, at least for some people. At least for Avatar and others that do focus like that

      I have a severe astigmatism, and have no issues watching 3D movies.

  8. Disability? Brain Damage? by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article reads like someone who doesn't "get" 3D is brain damaged. Maybe that's true, but for me, I've enjoyed it since movies, TV, and games all look like "real life" to me. That is, my 3D vision is poor, so 2D looks just as good as 3D to me.

    I consider it an enhancement - I can watch a 2D movie, which to me looks as good as the 3D version, but I don't have to pay an extra $2 and I don't have to wear the stupid glasses.

    1. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by dosius · · Score: 1

      Certainly I have an eye that does not focus, and my other eye has just taken over and let it give out. Seeing 3D is literally impossible for me (I perceive depth through color variation/light levels).

      I would rather stick to 2D movies that I know I am capable of viewing and enjoying. There's not even too many of THOSE these days.

      -uso.

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    2. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I was right there with you.

          I was born with a cataract in one eye. It got progressively worse. By the time I was 18, my vision was 20/200 in that eye (while 20/10 in the other). I had the cataract surgically removed when I was 19, but the implant caused me to be unable to focus that eye. The lens is rather hard, so it's always a fixed focal length.

          My ability to see "3d" movies was severely diminished for years. It took over 10 years, but now I can partially see the movies, if they are the polarized lens version. Two color lenses just leave me seeing two colors.

          It's been rather odd, where my depth perception has been changing my whole life (getting worse to 18, and then getting better after years). I still can't do those hidden picture illusions, because I can't unfocus one eye. It's actually weird, where I can force one out of focus, and one remains the same regardless of what I do (short of pinching my eyeball, which I'm not up for).

          Since the lens has been changed in that eye, I have other odd problems. I can see farther up into the UV range because the natural UV filter isn't in the implant.

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    3. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I've heard this arguement before, how "downloaded pixelated AVI's are just as good as Blu Rays!" because the person who is fine with it doesn't have 20/20 vision.

      We get that, you don't notice a difference, but for those of us who CAN actually see the enhanced picture, its a better experience. I don't know what its like where all you guys see movies - but the only 3D movie in the past year and a half that hasn't had a 2D Equivalent showing in theatres has been Avatar. So quit playing it like you are being Gyped $2 - go watch the 2D Version.

    4. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by The+Grand+Falloon · · Score: 1

      I kinda have the opposite. I'm Asian, so real-life is widescreen to me. Enjoy your 4:3 reality, Roundeyes!

    5. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You can "skimp" on the bitrate relative to BluRay quite a bit with a modern codec before it gets "pixelated".

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    6. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I can see the 3d effect just fine, but it doesn't look quite right to me. That's probably because 3D vision is a combination of binocular vision and the depth of focus (That's why you can have limited depth perception with one eye closed). The 3D movie gives you the binocular vision but not the free focus.

      Of course, the question remains, does it enhance the experience to have it in 3d? I haven't seen Avatar, but the 3-D movies I have seen so far really just used the 3-D as a gimmick. I'm not entirely convinced anyone really knows how to use that medium yet, so it's a bit early to be dropping thousands of bucks on it. Show me that more than one director has any clue how to produce a 3D movie where the 3D is more than a gimmick and I might think about it.

      I do note that the old red-blue 3-d system works on a regular old standard def TV (and so would work on regular old DVD, Blu-ray, etc) but there's no interest in that because it doesn't make you buy more crap. I have even seen wiggle stereoscopy well done on a regular TV with no glasses at all in the late '70s. It would induce a headache if it was used for a whole show, but if there was genuine artistic interest in 3-d rather than just slinging more expensive hardware, we'd have seen it used occasionally over the last 30 years.

      Incidentally, there's not really a good reason the new 3-d capable blu-ray players can't do the simple processing to take a 3-d video stream and output it as a red-blue 3-d for those who don't have a 3-d TV other than that they would rather push you to spend another few grand on the TV and active glasses. There's certainly no reason they can't do that coding in the studio to produce a plain old DVD.

    7. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily I have strabismus so this 3-D thing is completely lost on me.

      But I'll still have to pay somehow I'm sure... ....Wait.......

    8. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe everything looks like 2d for you, and if you get your sight fixed, 3d will look like 4d?!?!

    9. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend has a problem in one eye. Her brain compensates but her vision is essentially 2D (very limited depth perception). Like you, she describes movies and photos as being very similar to real life.

      However, she once had a mild head injury and one of the side-effects was that her brain's compensation mechanism shut off (simplifying here): so for a little while she could actually see in 3D (however only in part of her visual field; her right eye being damaged and all). She said it was an amazing experience to finally see the depth that everyone else takes for granted. She remarked how she could then differentiate between pictures and real-life. The effect wore off once her head injury subsided.

      My point is that, unfortunately, those with conditions like yours think movies are hyper-realistic only because your normal vision is lacking some of the data that everyone else takes for granted.

    10. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. Use a BD player like the PS3 with the bitrate showing (hit select) and watch the variable bit rate change dramatically between low and high change levels. Now, with a lower average bitrate codec, all those lower-than-the-bar-you've-set scenes will look exactly the same, but the high bitrate scenes will look worse.

      The problem with comparing high and low bitrate compression is finding the scenes that need more bits to look good, and comparing those. If the high action sequence degrades into a blurry macroblocking nightmare, I'm out.

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    11. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see farther up into the UV range because the natural UV filter isn't in the implant.

      My buddies were talking about this over beers, in relation to stories from WWII and our hobby interests in perceptual cognition. Can you describe how this near-UV appears to you? What colors do you perceive? Does the perception change if you close your "normal" eye and only look through the implanted lens, or is it always the same? (E.g. does the signal from your normal eye suppress or otherwise modify the near-UV perception)

    12. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      If your 3D movies aren't in 4D they're photos.

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    13. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

      I saw the 3D conversions of Toy Story 1 and 2 which were interesting. They weren't designed for 3D, but being CGI were able to be re-rendered for native 3D. I've never cared much for 3D either way, but it was interesting. I certainly liked them better than anything that treated 3D as a gimmick.

    14. Re:Disability? Brain Damage? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Sure, I'll play. :)

          Looking at most colored objects in most surroundings, there is no difference.

          The first thing I noticed was "black" lights appeared as a very bright light, kind of a blue-purple. With my normal eye, I would only see things that we'd all see (like white clothes glowing). With my altered eye, it looked like there was a bright blue-purple light in the room. Roughly the same, but higher in the color spectrum, to if someone had blue party lights in the room.

          It wasn't too long after the initial surgery that I noticed this. It gave me a severe headache, so I had to keep my altered eye closed when around black lights. Except in the presence of black lights, I kept both eyes open normally.

          Over the years, this sensitivity went away, so I no longer get headaches. I do see "something odd" sometimes. Kind of what you'd normally experience if you were to wear colored 3d glasses in the real world. My eyes see two different colors, so it's almost like interference, where my brain is trying to process the object being two different colors at the same time. For example, a local Walmart has UV germicidal lamps where they store their shopping carts. Looking at that, I see the difference. Looking at the picture of one on this page (top right photo), I don't see it any differently, because the camera cannot capture that part of the spectrum, and my monitor cannot reproduce it.

          As for more natural things, a friend of mine grows orchids. I noticed the purple/violet flowers are different colors, depending on which eye I use. Those flowers are under natural light. I haven't noticed a change under normal indoor lighting. It's very odd though. They're a pretty purple with one eye, that is probably what everyone else sees. It's an amazing glowing purple with my altered eye. I haven't noticed too many objects in regular day to day life like that.

         

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  9. Fake 3D movies. by Xoltri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, Alice in Wonderland and Clash of the Titans were shot in 2D and then post processed to give them the illusion of being in 3d...and the effect is shit.

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    1. Re:Fake 3D movies. by eldavojohn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, Alice in Wonderland and Clash of the Titans were shot in 2D and then post processed to give them the illusion of being in 3d...and the effect is shit.

      Yeah, I've been enjoying all the talk about 3D being the future default in which all movies will be filmed. We all saw a $300 million movie implement it very well now I want to see the one hundred $3 million movies implement it at appropriate budget cost before I make my decision. I also learned that my local theater has taken to increased prices for 3D movies ... after inquiring as to why this is they couldn't really produce a good explanation. I offered to bring my own glasses ... I pointed out that it took the same amount of energy for them to display either mode. And Alice was filmed in 2D and just post processed ... so why do I have to pay 60% more for my ticket?

      If that's the way things are going, I predict the death of 3D.

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    2. Re:Fake 3D movies. by bberens · · Score: 1

      3D will be really cool in the sports world. The NFL already has amazing camera work, just imagine the offensive line barreling out of the screen at you. Or riding in the car with Dale Earnhardt Jr. Or standing at the plate while the likes of Randy Johnson fires a 100mph fast ball at you. Lebron James could dunk a basketball right in your face during the NBA finals. The options are vast. It will take forever and a day for that to become reality, but it will be cool when it does and all of this is a stepping stone towards that end.

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    3. Re:Fake 3D movies. by Jer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so why do I have to pay 60% more for my ticket?

      Same reason you pay more to go in the evening than in the morning - perceived value. As long as there are enough people who think that the 60% markup on 3d vs. 2d is worth it to them, the theaters will charge the markup. When enough people decide that it isn't worth it, ticket prices will either start to drop off or theaters will stop doing the 3d altogether.

      If that's the way things are going, I predict the death of 3D.

      3d is going to live or die by the home theater, not by the movie theater. If TV manufacturers can convince people that they want 3d tv in their homes, 3d will thrive no matter what happens in the theater market. If they can't, 3d will idle for a while until someone comes up with a 3d technology people want in their homes. I don't know how popular 3d TV will be (I can't see shelling out the money for it myself, but I've long come to terms with the fact that I'm not in many people's "demographic target"), but that's where success will be measured - long term sales to home viewers, not opening weekend ticket sales.

    4. Re:Fake 3D movies. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if its really just a matter of timing. I remember the cardboard cutout for Clash of the Titans being March 26th but they pushed it back a week to add in the 3D. And when watching it, you could take off the glasses, and the only 3D items on screen were the rocks in the foreground. Bit disappointing, yes.

      However, CGI Movies don't seem to have this problem as much. I know UP and How to Train your Dragon had better 3D effects than most recent blockbusters, though not at the same Caliber as Avatar, they pulled it off without making me feel ripped off. I wonder if they simply spent more than a week adding those effects in, or if they are just more competant studios.

      I think from now on I'm going to save 3D to CGI animated movies, they seem to be the only ones capable of delivering it properly right now.

    5. Re:Fake 3D movies. by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You have to pay more because everyone else around you are afraid to ask the same questions and don't walk away when exposed to price gouging.

      Honestly, most Americans are really spineless now. and it started 2 decades ago. I still get looks of astonishment from people when I haggle price. I refuse to buy a car or any big ticket item at the posted price. Most people think that you either get arrested for doing it, or they are afraid to.

      Heck I haggle on small ticket items. When I buy wine, if I find a good one I'll ask for a discount if I buy 3 or more bottles.

      I refused to see avatar until it was almost at the end of it's run. I got a better experience as I watched it in a mostly empty theater on a $8.00 a ticket matinee.. I though it was neat, but not impressed enough to go and see another one or pay more than regular price.

      But then I'm evil... I smuggle in a $1.25 candybar in my pocket instead of buying the $30.00 1 pound chocobar.. at the concession stand.

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    6. Re:Fake 3D movies. by businessnerd · · Score: 1

      That explains my frustration. The only 3D movie I've seen was Alice in Wonderland, and based on that movie I decided to swear off 3D and was glad my friend talked me out of seeing Avatar in 3D "cause I don't want to wear the stupid glasses." While I didn't have a headache, it certainly made my eyes hurt. I could definitely tell that the movie was not shot with 3D in mind. The perspective was all off. In 2D, a film maker will focus and blur objects in the foreground/background in order to give perspective (thus creating a 3D in 2D effect), but if you are using the RealD, then you don't need to blur to give perspective. Frequently, I had very blurring objects popping out at me in the foreground with focused objects recessed in the background. Made me feel like I needed glasses and totally washed out any competency the cinematographer may have had.

      However, given that this was just a 3D hack job, I'll give it one more chance. Maybe go to an animated movie as suggested in another comment. The preview for an animated movie about Owls didn't look half bad in 3D. But even still, is this really all that necessary? Does it add anything more to the movie? I found Avatar to look pretty fucking good in just 2D, so where is the real need for 3D?

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    7. Re:Fake 3D movies. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I pointed out that it took the same amount of energy for them to display either mode.

      Actually I'm not sure that's true. The 3D projection method used for Avatar, RealD, uses 2 synchronized cameras projecting beams at a specially coated display surface, so that they come at you at different angles and can be filtered by the glasses. That's more complex than a regular 2D projection.

    8. Re:Fake 3D movies. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Heck I haggle on small ticket items. When I buy wine, if I find a good one I'll ask for a discount if I buy 3 or more bottles.

      I bet the restaurants just loooove you.

    9. Re:Fake 3D movies. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      If you want a better movie snack smuggling experience, calculate what your snacks would cost at the concession stand and then purchase that dollar value of treats at a grocery store.

      Walking in with a couple bags of Dad's ginger snaps and a large pizza is entertaining.

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    10. Re:Fake 3D movies. by BigSes · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see a 3D movie and want to be sure that my first experience with one is "proper". Is there some way to know if a movie was shot for 3D, or only done in post production? Maybe IMDB or something?

    11. Re:Fake 3D movies. by ryllharu · · Score: 1
      Actually, RealD Cinema does use not two projectors. It uses a single one with a filter in front of it. Per Wikipedia:

      The projector alternately projects right-eye frames and left-eye frames 144 times per second.[6] It circularly polarizes these frames, clockwise for the right eye and counterclockwise for the left eye. A push-pull electro-optical liquid crystal modulator called a ZScreen is placed immediately in front of the projector lens to switch polarization. The audience wears spectacles with oppositely circularly polarized lenses to ensure each eye sees only its designated frame, even if the head is tilted. In RealD Cinema, each frame is projected three times to reduce flicker, a system called triple flash.

    12. Re:Fake 3D movies. by Vohar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No kidding. I bet most of those "looks of astonishment" are from people working retail.

      Way back when I worked retail there would occasionally be the guy who would try to haggle down the price at checkout. Like my minimum-wage ass was setting prices and not the corporate overlords.

      But sure man, whatever. You keep on sticking it to the man.

    13. Re:Fake 3D movies. by wile_e8 · · Score: 1

      When enough people decide that it isn't worth it, ticket prices will either start to drop off or theaters will stop doing the 3d altogether.

      Or it will be blamed on piracy. But movie studios would never do that when a much more obvious cause is available, right?

    14. Re:Fake 3D movies. by feepness · · Score: 1

      But then I'm evil... I smuggle in a $1.25 candybar in my pocket instead of buying the $30.00 1 pound chocobar.. at the concession stand.

      You pay $1.25 for a candybar? Sucker! I buy the milk and cocoa and make my own for pennies!

    15. Re:Fake 3D movies. by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Heck I haggle on small ticket items. When I buy wine, if I find a good one I'll ask for a discount if I buy 3 or more bottles.

      I bet the restaurants just loooove you.

      It would be obvious to anyone with half a braincell that this is not a tactic that you employ after you've already received the product (when you get up to pay in a restaurant) or with someone who literally has no power to offer deals (the checkout operator). Trying to haggle before you eat the meal is entirely reasonable, however.

      When haggling is practised in a non-brain-dead way, the GP is absolutely correct. If you're in a supermarket looking at the wine section and you talk to someone who actually has some responsibility in that section, then sure they might be willing to consider giving you a deal if you're buying a case at a time. (Getting a deal on three bottles, as the GP says ... well, good luck.) If you're in an electronics shop and you talk to someone who isn't (a) someone on their first day on the job, (b) a powerless checkout operator, or (c) an ass, of course it's OK to discuss alternative pricing options. (If the sitation is (c), it is of course best to go to a different shop.)

      They might be less willing if the product you're after is already discounted, but then we're back in "Is brain operational?" territory; it's still worth a try, but don't get your hopes up.

    16. Re:Fake 3D movies. by superstick58 · · Score: 1

      You know what haggling leads to? Overblown prices to begin with! Case Study: Enter a Chinese marketplace and observe asking price for any item on the shelf. Then compare actual paid price after haggling. Something like 30% right? Well, if retailers know they will be haggled to 30% of asking price, then they'll raise asking price by 230%! You want me to spend $100 for that cheap bronze statue? I'm expected to haggle down the price. I tell you it is MUCH better if the retailer simply asks for the lowest reasonable price to begin with. This doesn't always happen, but with good competition, and expectation of firm pricing, the asking price does tend to remain reasonable. I'll haggle for big dollar items, but save $2 on a piece of candy? I'd rather not.

    17. Re:Fake 3D movies. by Nyder · · Score: 1

      You have to pay more because everyone else around you are afraid to ask the same questions and don't walk away when exposed to price gouging.

      Honestly, most Americans are really spineless now. and it started 2 decades ago. I still get looks of astonishment from people when I haggle price. I refuse to buy a car or any big ticket item at the posted price. Most people think that you either get arrested for doing it, or they are afraid to.

      Heck I haggle on small ticket items. When I buy wine, if I find a good one I'll ask for a discount if I buy 3 or more bottles.

      I refused to see avatar until it was almost at the end of it's run. I got a better experience as I watched it in a mostly empty theater on a $8.00 a ticket matinee.. I though it was neat, but not impressed enough to go and see another one or pay more than regular price.

      But then I'm evil... I smuggle in a $1.25 candybar in my pocket instead of buying the $30.00 1 pound chocobar.. at the concession stand.

      Oh, your that jerk.

      Just so you know, when I see ya coming, I raise the prices of everything to compensate for your dickering, i mean, your haggling.

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  10. No... It's a giant con. by Churla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe the push for 3d movies is primarily because the major studios have realized how little really original good new product they have to offer.

    For TV manufacturers it's because whereas the jump from standard def to high def was a distinct quality improvement to the point that people did it, they now realize these people have no reason to do the "every few years upgrade" cycle that their bottom lines desperately want. So they have to come up with a new "innovation" to get people to buy new TV sets.

    Of course.. I could be crazy.

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    1. Re:No... It's a giant con. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really disappointing thing is that hollywood will gladly spend probably $40million (*) adding 3D to a film like Avatar and its still a pile of shit.
      It would cost a fraction of that to get someone to write a better story.

      (*) Actual dollars not 'hollywood' dollars.

    2. Re:No... It's a giant con. by bberens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      TV manufacturers aren't *that* worried. Their products still fail after 3-5 years so you'll need to buy a new one whether they have a whizbang feature or not.

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    3. Re:No... It's a giant con. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the push for 3d movies is primarily because the major studios have realized how little really original good new product they have to offer.

      Yes! It's the same with movie stars.

      When the Matrix first came out, I really liked the movie. When I mentioned it, folks would respond with "Oh, you like Keanu Reeves?"

      No, that's not it. It doesn't matter who stars in it. A good story is a good story. They could have had chimps with peanut mutter in their mouths to look like they're talking and I still would have liked it because it was a good story! - the chimps would have been better at acting too!

    4. Re:No... It's a giant con. by Arctech · · Score: 1

      The push for 3D right now is because Avatar made money hand over fist over hand over fist over ad infinitum, and the rest of the studios all hopped on the bandwagon (aside from Dreamworks who were already inside the bandwagon wishing they could lure in some friends.)

    5. Re:No... It's a giant con. by Malc · · Score: 1

      And now the optometrists are jumping on the bandwagon by stirring up people's doubts about their vision. Some the stories they've been pushing about the miracle some people have experienced since "learning to see in 3D" is nauseating.

    6. Re:No... It's a giant con. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of crappy TVs do you buy? I can hardly recall the last time I had a TV fail. I mean, they do fail, but 3-5 years? Are you only buying projection TVs and replacing the whole TV when the bulb burns out?

    7. Re:No... It's a giant con. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      TV manufacturers aren't *that* worried. Their products still fail after 3-5 years

      I've never had a TV die that young. The one I'm watching right now I bought in 2002, and it's going strong eight years later. I bough a twelve inch Panasonic portable in 1968, and it still worked when I got rid of it in 2003, even though the knob was broken so you had to use a pair of pliars to change the channel.

      I worry that the next TV I buy will die an early death, because it will be LCD or plasma.

    8. Re:No... It's a giant con. by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably the insanely cheap LCD and plasma TVs. They just don't last very long - maybe 3-5 years before they die, whereas the CRT TVs they replaced seem to last forever. Of course, those are the cheap $300 Walmart specials. The higher end models are much better built, but I still don't see them lasting 20+ years either.

  11. 3d movies work for me by Minupla · · Score: 1

    Normally I don't see the world in 3D (bad eye alignment, they tried surgery, but it didn't fix it) but for some reason the current round of 3D movies work for me, where the old red and blue glasses don't. I'll probably be first in line for a 3d TV set just so I can see things in 3 dimensions occasionally :)

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    1. Re:3d movies work for me by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Heh, that could even point to approach of treating current "3D" effect as abnormal; with those able to see it properly simply beeing able to better cope with such abnormality... (the article seems to try to paint it the other way around)

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  12. It is a con by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The main reason they are pushing 3D so hard is it makes it harder pirating the movies. The fact that we have to pay an extra 25% to see them just adds insult to injury.

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    1. Re:It is a con by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      lol wat? How is it any harder to pirate movies? No one cares if the version they're watching on their computer or the burned screener they put in their PS3 is in 3D or not.

      The 3D resurge is retarded, it wasn't cool decades ago either, and if the movies weren't all fucking blurry without the glasses, I wouldn't bother wearing them in theatres, either.

    2. Re:It is a con by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, and current 3D systems have 15-20% less colour saturation so the image isn't as good as it could be.

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    3. Re:It is a con by swilver · · Score: 1

      That's just to compensate for the 25% loss of sales from people who get a headache watching movies in 3d :)

    4. Re:It is a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you tried to make a cam release by walking into a 3d movie, you'd be very unsuccessful.

    5. Re:It is a con by Rary · · Score: 1

      The main reason they are pushing 3D so hard is it makes it harder pirating the movies.

      So what if that's true?

      If the studios want to combat piracy by actually trying to innovate and improve their product so people will choose it over the pirated version, then I say "it's about time". This is exactly what they should be doing.

      The fact that we have to pay an extra 25% to see them just adds insult to injury.

      You have a choice. There is always the 2D version available to watch if you don't want to spend the extra two dollars.

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    6. Re:It is a con by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      harder to pirate? So it's impossible to put a polarized filter on the lens?

      I can pirate it in 3d easily, 2 video cameras, 2 polarizers... all done... and contrary to what most believe, pirated versions are done from the projection booth or in a private theater and not some guy in a trenchcoat with a camera hat.

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    7. Re:It is a con by naasking · · Score: 1

      Well if you tried to make a cam release by walking into a 3d movie, you'd be very unsuccessful.

      Not really. Just put a polarized filter on your cam.

    8. Re:It is a con by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      >There is always the 2D version available
      Not always - lots of films near me are 3D only.

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    9. Re:It is a con by sjames · · Score: 1

      Well, they probably hope people will just have to have the 3d and that doubling the size of the file will deter copying.

    10. Re:It is a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe clickclickdrone means if you buy bootlegs on the subway platform (or wherever such things are sold in your town). Unless there's a 3D lens for those camcorders.

    11. Re:It is a con by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      And then bring two cameras, one with the other filter on it. But remember to get there correct filters (left circular and right circular). Then you could even copy it in 3d.

    12. Re:It is a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think gp means handicam rips.

    13. Re:It is a con by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      That kind of sounds like something that sounds right at first, but when you stop to think about it almost definitely isn't true. First, movies don't come out in 'just' 3D, and they probably never will. As long as the old media and formats are there the old ways of pirating will still work. Still stands even if you're talking about pirating in the sense of bringing a camera into a movie theater, every theater I've been to also shows the 2-D version. Even if they move over to 100% 3D in theaters, how long before the pirates realize all they have to do is put a polarizing lens on the camera?

    14. Re:It is a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Someone who gets it. It is IP protection with a surcharge. Nothing more. 3-D is crap anyway. Always has been.

    15. Re:It is a con by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Just throw a polarizer on the lens. Sure, the copy will only be 2D, but given the quality of the average cam it would be good enough.

  13. Alice isn't 3d. by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, there's some talk to Alice in Wonderland in the article. Alice in Wonderland is NOT in 3d. It's in semi-3d. So it leaves the experience somewhat lacking. How to Tame your Dragon. That's actually in 3d. Avatar, that's actually in 3d. Alice is the 'colorized' move of 3d.

    1. Re:Alice isn't 3d. by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      Well, there's some talk to Alice in Wonderland in the article. Alice in Wonderland is NOT in 3d. It's in semi-3d. So it leaves the experience somewhat lacking. How to Tame your Dragon. That's actually in 3d. Avatar, that's actually in 3d. Alice is the 'colorized' move of 3d.

      Actually, as a nitpick: None of them are 3D, they are all just stereoscopic.
      Everyone in the audience sees the same perspective regardless of their position.

    2. Re:Alice isn't 3d. by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 1

      Touche.

  14. I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's an example: I went to see Avatar in 3D. There was a trailer for Alice in Wonderland just before the movie started. My eyes went buggo (real medical term) and I had a hard time focusing and concentrating on the trailer. IMHO, the 3D was hyper-exaggerated for 3D sake rather than being unobtrusive. Avatar by contrast was flawless. The 3D was just under the surface if you will. IMHO doing 3D just because its trendy is the wrong reason to do it and the execution usually sucks. The only other "event" in 3D that I found unobtrusive was the Jetsons show at Universal Studios Orlando. Everything else gives me a headache.

    1. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Did the first color movies have the same problem? "Wow. Why was that door BRIGHT RED?"

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    2. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

      I had roughly the same experience. But during Avatar, there where a couple of moments where I seemed to have a '3D overload' where I took off the glasses for about 30 seconds. I wonder if I could get accustomed to 3D movies and have this effect go away. Many other fatiguing activities become easy with practice.

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    3. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Well, I haven't seen Avatar, but from the clips that I have seen (all in 2D, of course), the 3D is glaringly obvious. That is, I see a scene in 2D and I think "Hm, that camera angle was clearly chosen to show off the 3D tricks". Sure, some people said that colour was a gimmick when that started, but the only film that I can think of that used colour in an obvious and in-you-face way is The Wizard Of Oz, most other colour films viewed on a black-and-white screen look perfectly natural. 3D films on a 2D screen should also look perfectly natural, and Avatar does not pass that test.

    4. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      The first color movies didn't use a head-shop color palette. I'm sure if they did, people would have a different reaction. Real world 3D doesn't usually have spears flying right at your face.

    5. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by b0bby · · Score: 1

      I had the exact same experience with Avatar and the Alice trailer. I had hoped they had just overdone it for the trailer, but the Alice 3D didn't get any better for me when I saw the movie. I won't be seeing any more 2D conversions in 3D if I can help it, it's just irritating to me. The rest of my family, however, don't seem to mind.

    6. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      It's different when you see it in a regular theater. IMHO, what's important is to sit close enough that the screen fills enough of your peripheral vision so that the presence of the audience doesn't cause your eyes to refocus.

    7. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The first 3-D movies were made over 50 years ago.

      OTOH, you can see the B&W -> color transition in many movies and TV shows. It's not something you have to make lame excuses for.

      Stuff didn't suddenly look as if it was colorized by Ted Turner.

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    8. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      at least color TV over here had it.

      The first TV show after color TV started, was a gold-sequined nightmare. http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_goldene_Schu%C3%9F#Fernsehgeschichtliche_Bedeutung

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    9. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by porges · · Score: 1

      Actually, I remember how some stuff looked on color TV in the 1960s, and it was super-wacky color land. That's when the Batman show was out, and when Bewitched (for instance) went to color..I think current prints don't look the way they did then, but the shows weren't just in color, they were IN COLOR DAMMIT.

    10. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by drawfour · · Score: 1

      Avatar was flawless? Far from it. There were way too many scenes where the foreground was in focus but the background was out of focus. If it was "flawless", then I would expect that everything would be in focus so that _I_ can choose where to look, instead of just what the director wanted me to look at.

    11. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      While a few scenes were well-chosen to show off the 3D effects, they were also well chosen to show off the CGI and incredible vistas in the movie period. I saw the movie three times in the theatre, twice in 3D and once in 2D and it was very well filmed for both.

      That said, make sure you sit near the centre of the auditorium for a 3D movie. The non-square screen will throw off the 3D depth perception if you are too high or too low. That is to say, as the screen gets wider or narrower to your sight, so does the 3D effect grow or shrink. Sitting near the bottom of the screen will give the sarge huge boots right in your face and a tiny head flat on the screen.

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    12. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Informative

      My eyes went buggo (real medical term)

      Erm, I never heard the term "buggo" so I googled. Nothing. So I googled wikipedia, and guess what?

      There is no such word that I can find.

    13. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by TrekkieTechie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wooosh

    14. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      How to tame a dragon is proper 3d. Avatar is alllmost proper 3d. Alice in wonderland is completely fake 3d where they painted on depth after the fact. Completely different.

      It is like digital cable or HDTV. Where stations would take their shit resolution analogue signal and then change the resolution send it in digital and then advertise 24/7 "All digital All the time!". Which is total BS.

    15. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      You know, as in "About one person in twenty can't handle it. They just go buggo." said about High Pressure Nervous Syndrome.

    16. Re:I have an alergy to dreadful 3D by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

      Exactly...it's got to be cinematographed that way (is that a word? should be). It's like Ted Turner colorizing movies. Bleah bleah bleah. Oddly enough he was expelled from Brown before receiving a diploma for having a female student in his dormitory room. I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I say!

  15. I will care when... by wandazulu · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...there is a movie that depends on 3D to tell the story. No movie I've seen in 3D to date has used 3D as anything more as gimmick, always the same old concept of something flying towards the audience. I may be a used-car salesman's best friend, but even *I* know when I'm being taken for a ride.

    1. Re:I will care when... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      You should watch Avatar. For all its (many many) flaws regarding plot, you really can't fault the 3D. The only gimmicky thing they had was some soot in the air that was 'in front' of the screen.

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    2. Re:I will care when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...there is a movie that depends on color to tell the story. No movie I've seen in color to date has used color as anything more as gimmick, always the same old concept... (you get the idea) :)

    3. Re:I will care when... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Isn't it all a gimmick?

      I mean, you could take Avatar and film the same story with old tech, with people in rubber suits in the style of the old godzilla movies. Would you actually go to see that in 2010, though?

      I don't see it as a revolutionary thing, just another step in special effects. Every time small improvements are added that don't really make that much difference as compared to the year before, but look back 20 years and the difference is enormous, and many people will find it difficult to believe somebody would get deeply emotional about something so horrible looking.

    4. Re:I will care when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure you don't try and be clever and say '...depends on sound' cause Fritz Lang's M and Singing in the Rain depend heavily on sound based plot points.

    5. Re:I will care when... by MPolo · · Score: 1

      The Wizard of Oz: contrast between the sepia tones in Kansas with the Technicolor of Oz. A major plot point.

      Schindler's List: by coloring only the little girl's coat in the scene of Jews being rounded up, the filmmakers sought to increase the emotional attachment to the people being killed.

    6. Re:I will care when... by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1

      Color is actually used as a motif in many films, giving you hints of what objects are related to each other. For example, the color red in Sixth Sense (there are tons of others, dating all the way back to when color was first used, such as red/yellow in The Wizard of Oz). This is actually a very common thing, using color as a means of providing subtle cues to the plot and focusing attention at certain, otherwise unnoticeable, objects.

      If a 3D movie can use 3D in that same way, then I'll welcome the use of 3D. Until then, it is a useless gimmick that costs me $3 more when I go to the theater.

    7. Re:I will care when... by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      ...there is a story that depends on moving pictures and sound to be told. No story I've seen with moving pictures to date has used moving pictures as anything more as gimmick, always the same old concept of something flying around the screen. I may be a used-car salesman's best friend, but even *I* know when I'm being taken for a ride.

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    8. Re:I will care when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, you could take Avatar and film the same story with old tech, with people in rubber suits in the style of the old godzilla movies. Would you actually go to see that in 2010, though?

      No. Neither I would go to see Avatar in 2010.

      A good story with old tech (or no tech at all for special effects) is worth even (specially, I would say, given the quality of nowadays films) in 2010. Avatar's story is just crap.

    9. Re:I will care when... by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      ...there is a story that depends on drawn pictures to be told. No story I've seen with drawn pictures to date has used drawn pictures as anything more as gimmick, always the same old concept of something brightly colored nonsense. I may be a used-cart salesman's best friend, but even *I* know when I'm being taken for a ride.

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    10. Re:I will care when... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      But you didn't boycott color movies until "The Matrix" because that was the first movie that depended on the difference between the red and blue pill to tell its story?

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    11. Re:I will care when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you feel the same way about color?

  16. A simple test by prakslash · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is a simple test to dertermine which group you fall into:

    1. Hold both your arms in front of you with your hands about a foot (0.3 meters) apart.
    2. Make fists with your hands.
    3. Extend the index fingers of both hands towards each other.
    4. Bring your index fingers close together and attempt to touch their tips precisely together.

    If you can do it, you can enjoy 3D movies.
    If you cannot, go to a vision therapist.

    You can also try the above test with one eye closed. You will almost always fail at step 4.

    1. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you cannot, be happy in the fact that you dont need to buy into the latest bullshit reason to upgrade.

      Fixed that for you.

    2. Re:A simple test by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      Uhm... yeah. What? When I extend my arms out, since my arms happen to be pretty much the same length, and I do your little test, I can repeatedly hit my fingers together even with both of my eyes closed. Try doing it without extending your arms all the way out -- keep the elbow bent at 45 degrees. It's MUCH harder.

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    3. Re:A simple test by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 2, Informative

      This really only seems like it would work if your arms were different lengths.

      Different lengths at random, from one second to the next, even.

      Otherwise, my fingers line up whether I have both eyes open, one eye open, or no eyes open.

    4. Re:A simple test by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I can do this every single time with one eye closed. Or both eyes open. It makes no difference.

    5. Re:A simple test by netsavior · · Score: 1

      I think you have to be drunk for it to be a valid test.

    6. Re:A simple test by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Uhm... yeah. What? When I extend my arms out, since my arms happen to be pretty much the same length, and I do your little test, I can repeatedly hit my fingers together even with both of my eyes closed.

      Try doing it without extending your arms all the way out -- keep the elbow bent at 45 degrees.

      It's MUCH harder.

      My results: eyes closed, 45 degree elbow bend, 10 tests, 10 successes.

      Maybe you should hold two pencils instead. Hold the left pencil in your fist, and the right pencil between two fingers. That should break symmetry, at least.

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    7. Re:A simple test by poena.dare · · Score: 1

      1) I am nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other. The size of things I perceive change dramatically depending upon which eye is dominant.

      2) I can do your test flawlessly.

      3) I do not enjoy 3D movies.

      4) Profit???

    8. Re:A simple test by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      You can also try the above test with one eye closed. You will almost always fail at step 4.

      The problem is the brain is actually quite good at figuring out where body parts are in 3D space, even if it only has a 2D image to work with. And the brain can compensate for tools that you may hold as well. Those who are extremely self-aware of position can do it blindfolded.

      At best you need another person who does the movement based on verbal descriptions. Once you lose depth perception it gets very difficult.

    9. Re:A simple test by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          That's because it's an invalid test.

          Since you're sitting at your computer if you're reading this, you can try another test. Close your eyes, and put your hands on the keyboard, on the home row. If you touch type, you can do it. It's spatial perception. You understand that the keyboard is at such a distance, and you need to reach to such a distance.

          If you repeatedly cannot comprehend the distance between you and a known object, then you have other problems. :)

          It's a more interesting exercise if the power goes out at night. I've been amazed how dark a house can get on a cloudy night, once there's no power. I've been able to navigate through the house to where the flashlight should be.

          Hell, I can put my alarm clock on snooze without opening even one eye. Apparently I can hold conversations like that too. Well, partially. People have asked me questions, and the responses are mumbled grunts until I roll over and go back to sleep. They always ask pesky things too.. "Are you going to work today? I can't find my keys, can you help me? The house is on fire, get up." Normal things that disturb my sleep at 9am.

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    10. Re:A simple test by stinkbomb · · Score: 1
      This is completely bogus.

      I have had severe binocular visions problems since birth, and had no problem with the OP's 'test'. However, I cannot see the 3D effect in movies at all.

    11. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Cam O tp8icj ty[e?

    12. Re:A simple test by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I can do it, both eyes opes, one open and even with both eyes closed.

      I have the uncanny ability to know spatially where my arms and hands are when I cant see them.

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    13. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your test is crap. I'm blind on one eye so I SHOULD not be able to do it, no? But I still can do it.

      I bet you can guess what I have to say about 3D movies...

      Next please...

    14. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually tried this three times, once with one eye, once with both, and then again with one eye. The first time I missed so horribly that it blew me away - I had really expected to be able to do it even without 3d, since my arms are the same length and all that. (Which is why I always suggest pouring a drink at arms length. I thought that was more reliable. Well, at least it's more fun to watch.) Then with two eyes, easy as pie. But then surprise, when I tried it with one eye again, it now worked! I don't know why, perhaps I remembered how the muscles are supposed to feel or something?
      Anyway, to get back to the point, the issue raised in the article isn't new. Where I live children are being checked for issues like this for the past three decades or so, albeit mostly for traffic safety reasons. In most cases there is a very simple solution. When I was in school, just after the test two or three children in every class (size = 20 to 30 pupils) had to wear a kind of eye-patch bandage, which cured most of them. Left-right independence was much rarer, I know of only one pupil in the school who had it. He could look at two different things at the same time, but couldn't see depth, which caused problems, but there was no cure back then.
      By the way, I love how almost all the comments in this thread hate 3d, while all the real people I know loved the 3d in Avatar. I haven't seen it myself, so maybe I shouldn't be too quick to judge, but maybe you bunch of nerds have been staring at your monitors for too long.

    15. Re:A simple test by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      Have you never heard of proprioception?

      You can do your "test" with your EYES CLOSED, arms bent, instead of both index fingers, use an index finger of one hand, any other finger of the other.

      Now try each arm bent at different angles, one higher and farther away than the other, thumb of one hand, pinky of the other so they meet on an odd angle instead of along an XYZ axis--gee, just as easy as with eyes open, hmm?

      Thanks to stretch receptors in your muscles, you don't need to see yourself to exactly touch yourself knowingly, which is why masturbation isn't as nearly as much fun as alternatives.

    16. Re:A simple test by Guppy · · Score: 1

      Actually works best if you hold your arms out with your elbows slightly bent. This removes your fully extended arm length as a reference point.

    17. Re:A simple test by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      You can also try the above test with one eye closed. You will almost always fail at step 4.

      I'd likely fall into the 12% that has 'problems' with binocular vision. I've got strabismus (even after 3 surgeries and glasses) and astigmatism. I don't really see one stereo picture, I can do left eye, right eye, and both, if that makes any sense. When reading due to the strabismus, it's usually confusing as all hell reading two different things, so I pick a 'primary eye' and read with it. It's been like that for as long as I can remember, so I've learned to adapt, so no, I'm usually almost spot on trying that with one eye.

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    18. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really get this test. I can do it with my eyes closed.

    19. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also try the above test with one eye closed.
      You will almost always fail at step 4.

      LOL, I tried it both ways, did better with one eye shut.

      Then again it may have just been the practice effect.

    20. Re:A simple test by migla · · Score: 1

      Mee too! But in my case I think it might just be that my arms are the same length. :)

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    21. Re:A simple test by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Also, please take care with driving. Depth perception is kinda important for that, and tested in modern driving tests. In the US, some states have special restrictions for those who fail that part of the exam, such as having a 45 mph speed limit (Mississippi).

    22. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. One eye open, both eyes open, both eyes closed, it's still easy. Failing this exercise would be like reaching for something at arms length and missing.

    23. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I doing it wrong? My arms are the same length. When I try this test with 2 eyes, 1 eye (either) or none (both eyes closed), I succeed. 100% of the time. I also tried it with one arm tied behind my back - that scenario fails 100% of the time. Still looking for a scenario that generates mixed results ... I'm thinking about adding a coin flip in there, somehow...

    24. Re:A simple test by Pallazzio · · Score: 0

      Strange. I've been aware that my right eye is worse than my left eye since childhood. It's always been easy to compensate and I don't really have a vision problem.

      When I tried this test with both eyes open I was always a bit off.

      When I tried it with my left eye only, or my right eye only, I was dead on.

      What could be the explanation for that?

    25. Re:A simple test by 517714 · · Score: 1

      I can do that with my eyes closed. At best it is a test of one's depth perception and proprioception.

      The world is 3D whether you can see or not.

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    26. Re:A simple test by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I can turn my alarm clock off entirely while still asleep. The off button is much smaller than snooze.

    27. Re:A simple test by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Apparently I've done that, and even reset it to a later time because I didn't want to wake up.

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    28. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also try the above test with one eye closed.
      You will almost always fail at step 4.

      I don't know wtf you're talking about. My right eye is heavily dominant. My left eye is pretty much just for peripheral vision. I certainly don't get anything out of 3D movies.

      I can do this test easily with both eyes open, and also with my left eye shut.

      But it's not just a question of my right eye compensating and being better than normal at this. I tried shutting my right eye and doing this with just my left eye. Mind you, I would be severely visually handicapped if I had to go through life just using my left eye. But I can still do this.

      Seems totally bunk to me.

    29. Re:A simple test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm blind in one eye and can do this.

      However, I have been since a very young age, so no doubt my brain is working its magic. I will never be able to see a 3D movie though.

      The whole 3D movie debacle has opened my eyes to just how many other people have vision problems (and how few people understand how a lot of this works)

  17. Yes - but not so secret by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    I am blind in one eye

    So I am not even going to go to one to see what the hype is all about

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  18. What's this '3D' anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have Strabismus. The operation to correct it failed and as a result I have perfect vision, but out of one eye at a time. Actually that's not quite true, I can see things out of the corner of both eyes at a time but can only focus my central area of vision using one eye at a time. This means I have no real debth perception, making 3D movies pointless and giving me a perfect excuse for knocking drinks over when I have had a few too many :-)

    1. Re:What's this '3D' anyway? by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 0

      I have Strabismus. The operation to correct it failed and as a result I have perfect vision, but out of one eye at a time. Actually that's not quite true, I can see things out of the corner of both eyes at a time but can only focus my central area of vision using one eye at a time. This means I have no real debth perception, making 3D movies pointless and giving me a perfect excuse for knocking drinks over when I have had a few too many :-)

      Do you wear an eye patch?

    2. Re:What's this '3D' anyway? by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      I had successful surgery for strabismus when I was 2 and I still have no stereoscopic 3D vision. I still can't see the downside considering I get a free pass from the fads that take advantage of it. I'm looking at you, random dot stereograms!

    3. Re:What's this '3D' anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overrated? What the hell is it about mod points that turn people into dipshits?

  19. Seeing depth for the first time by mstrcat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm one of those people with difficulties with binocular vision. I normal vision is entirely 2D...no depth perception at all. Apparently I"ve never had it, and until I watched a 3D movie (at the age of 39) I never knew I was missing anything. Needless to say when I first experienced depth perception I just about fell out of my chair. While I haven't investigated trying to correct the vision problem, I certainly am a huge fan of 3D movies. On the plus side, from my perspective normal movies are just as good as real life.

    1. Re:Seeing depth for the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you tell us where you tend to drive? I'd like to stay away from that location.

    2. Re:Seeing depth for the first time by thefirelane · · Score: 1

      Have you tried wearing those 3D glasses around in your everyday life? Perhaps that would help.

    3. Re:Seeing depth for the first time by dpilot · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid, and my mom took me in for my first eye examination, she made sure that the eye doctor tested my depth perception. There was a blurry picture of a bee on a piece of paper. I put on the glasses he gave me, looked at the paper, and was absolutely stunned to what looked like a giant bee standing on top of the paper, that moments before had held a fuzzy picture. (Just remembered a key point. They asked me to touch the tip of the wing, so of course I touched a point floating in mid-air.) My mom had a very good reason for specifying the test...

      Many years before, my dad had been having headaches for some time, and was getting his eyes checked. After the exam, he was given the same lens prescription, until he happened to have a chance conversation about those newfangled 3D movies. (I presume the red-blue kind, for that era.) My dad said that they were a ripoff, waste of time and money, and looked no different from a regular movie. The eye doctor took my dad back in and did the 3D test. I don't know what image they used, but in effect he put his finger right on the paper when asked to touch what was supposed to be floating in mid-air.

      They then gave my dad a different prescription for his lenses, and the headaches stopped.

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    4. Re:Seeing depth for the first time by davesens · · Score: 1

      The same thing happened to me at Expo 1986 in Vancouver for a 3D IMAX clip at the Canadian Pavillion with polarized lenses. I can see it at will for short periods of time during 3D movies but develop a headache trying to maintain it. Check out Sue Barry's "Fixing My Gaze" at http://www.amazon.ca/Fixing-My-Gaze-Scientists-Dimensions/dp/0465009131/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271086409&sr=8-1

    5. Re:Seeing depth for the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... do you own a car by any chance? If so... I'm somewhat curious as to how you avoid, y'know, death with the lack of depth perception.

    6. Re:Seeing depth for the first time by AJ+Mexico · · Score: 1

      when I first experienced depth perception, I first experienced depth perception I just about fell out of my chair. While I haven't investigated trying to correct the vision problem,

      Maybe you should. It used to be considered impossible for someone to acheive depth perception later in life if they didn't develop it as a child. This famous story is about a woman neuroscientist who did so: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5507789

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    7. Re:Seeing depth for the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is how it is for me. It is odd to watch a 3D movie in that it is somehow more 3D then I find real life to be.

  20. 5% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am of the 5% for which it is uncorrectable. If given the normal 3D glasses I can watch the movie just fine.

    The 3D effects are optically real; my brain will flatten them back down to 2D the same way it does with real objects.

    1. Re:5% by fredjh · · Score: 1

      Except you have to pay more and be saddled with those glasses for no benefit at all, probably just so can go see it with your friends or family.

      It is a gimmick, but it's a gimmick whose time has come. They tried it in the 50's with red/cyan anaglyph; they tried it in the late 70's and early 80's with polarization (Jaws 3 in 3D, Friday the 13th part 3). It makes sense... but not in the gimmicky way in which people are still doing it - throwing things out of the screen at you; gratuitous stuff that they wouldn't have put in a 2D movie just for effect... these are things they do to try to compensate for the crappy movies they've been releasing.

      But it's like special effects... new techniques get over used as compensation for lack of a good story; they make movies just to do the special effects instead of using the special effects to make a good movie... but we're getting past that, now... special effects are so integrated in with some really great movies, you can't even tell sometimes, and it becomes more rare as time goes on for special effects to be the movie instead of adding to it.

      The same will happen with 3D... I really like 3D, and someday it'll be beautiful picture in 3D and you won't even notice, it'll just be one more thing to help bring you into the environment.

      But that day hasn't come yet, and right now, after seeing a number of movies in 3D (and, in fact, doing a lot of research into stereoscopic 3D graphics while in university), I'm just not going to pay the extra. They'll get better, and every once in a while I'll give it a whirl, but 3D is not a selling point to me yet.

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    2. Re:5% by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      It would be pretty great if Werner Herzog shot in 3D. I'd pay quite a bit to see that.

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    3. Re:5% by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Alice in Wonderland had relatively few pop out effects. Only two or three IIRC. The rest of the movie was just normal 3D.

    4. Re:5% by JWW · · Score: 1

      The real problem with 3D is the edge of the screen and whether the 3D effect is positive (out from the screen) or negative (into the screen). Just saw "How to Train Your Dragon" last week, and most of the 3D in that was in negative space. On very few instances did anything stray out from the plane of the screen, but when it did (they had a smoke and soot effect that was great) it was well utilized, but they were very sure the effect was in front of the screen and wouldn't go outside the screen edge for any viewer.

      I think I missed the exaggeration that a lot of 3D movies have, they played it straightforward and did a realistic (for an animated picture) portrayal. I didn't come away feeling that the movie was that much better in 3D than it would have been in 2D. Outside of the 3D the movie was excellent in itself, but I'm not completely convinced that 3D isn't still a gimmic.

    5. Re:5% by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      But is that necessarily a bad thing? I saw A Christmas Carol in 3D (free screening), and thought the 3D was very impressive. (I thought the stupid 'roller coaster' type action scene they added just to show off the 3D was dumb). But the 3D to me made the world have more 'depth', which is what you're referring to as negative space. In fact, the one thing that seemed to go closer to the screen, snowflakes, was often fuzzy (and didn't seem to be intentionally out of focus).

  21. 3D movies are overhyped by calibre-not-output · · Score: 1

    3D can be immersive if done properly, but studios go for flash or for those annoying "something's going to hit you in the face" effects. The most immersive 3D experience I've had in the movies was Ice Age 3. Everything else (yes, including Avatar) was sub-par.

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  22. 3d is a gimmick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a single eye viewer, 3d does not work. Yah I enjoy paying for a blurry, headache inducing experience. Wait, meet me at the corner bar on Friday and I'll enjoy that blurry headache inducing experience more.

    1. Re:3D is a gimmick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No real comment here, but I found this funny:

      It's not like colour or sound which make film more engaging and bring it closer to real life...

      Go watch something like Memento, Le notti di Cabiria, Psycho...

      At least you didn't include Metropolis, The General or Gold Rush.

    2. Re:3D is a gimmick by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 1

      Yes, 3D is a gimmick. We're in for some hype-packed years ahead, if this list of upcoming 3d movies is correct.

      http://marketsaw.blogspot.com/2007/04/list-of-upcoming-3d-movies.html

      While I really enjoyed Jaws 3D and Poltergeist 3D as a kid (saw as a double feature). I'm interested in actual stories and characters now that I'm older.

      I'm not looking forward to those upcoming movies that are looking to add 3D as a replacement for writing a good script or having a director with real vision.

      However I must disagree with you about Avatar. I thought the 3D effects were just as integrated into the storyline as everything else, and I was amazed how well they were done.

      Unfortunatly it looks like we can expect a well-done 3d movies only every few years.

    3. Re:3D is a gimmick by gemada · · Score: 1

      It's not like colour or sound which make film more engaging and bring it closer to real life, it's a silly add-on which distracts rather than helps to immerse.

      i take it from this quote that you have not seen avatar in 3d at the imax. The 3d does exactly the opposite of what you suggest. It does immerse and does make it more engaging and does bring it closer to real life. 3d done right and for the right purpose is amazing. However, i did get dragged to Clash of the Titans and the 3d was basically none existent and atrocious, as was the movie itself.

    4. Re:3D is a gimmick by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or perhaps it really is a giant con. 3D *is* a gimmick

      It's a gimmick, but it's not a con. I went to Avatar knowing full well that I was in for 3 hours of visual spectacle. I could not have cared less about how good the plot was, or if there was a plot at all. It was a 3 hour light show and it was great.

      Go watch something like Memento, Le notti di Cabiria, Psycho, Les Enfants du Paradis, Hotel Rwanda, The Lives Of Others, Read my lips, Downfall, Ghandi, Oliver or Mississippi Burning and compare it to one of these blockbusters in 3D.

      You can rent (or download) any of these for a couple bucks, and you miss out on nothing. If I paid full price for any of these, I'd feel ripped off. (I'd probably fall asleep in the theater too) Avatar on the other hand, if I spent $2 to see it on my TV at home I'd feel ripped off. $15 to see it in IMAX 3d, it's worth every penny. Fancy screens and kilowatt audio systems are the only draw theaters have anymore. They are wise to capitalize on that.

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    5. Re:3D is a gimmick by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 1

      There really is no comparison to the trite crap like Avatar which gets churned out by mainstream studios.

      I could not have cared less about how good the plot was, or if there was a plot at all. It was a 3 hour light show and it was great....Avatar on the other hand, if I spent $2 to see it on my TV at home I'd feel ripped off.

      QED.

      You pay good money to see a 3 hour light show? How far we have fallen. It is a con in that you were charged way more for a gimmick, glommed on to a shitty film (for all values of film apart from 'light show', as you admit), which was not worth the extra money IMHO.

      Still, to the extent that you feel it was worth it, that's fine by me, I just object to people talking about 3D as if it is inevitable progress, or as if those who find it as pointless as it seemed in 1983 have some medical problem.

    6. Re:3D is a gimmick by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Why can't I enjoy both types of films?

    7. Re:3D is a gimmick by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps it really is a giant con. 3D *is* a gimmick promoted by an industry which has run out of ideas, and will die a death like 'stereovision' before it. I can see the 3D effects, and have no interest in it.

      I agree, though my experience seems to be different than most of the people I talk to. Most seem to either think 3D is the best thing ever, or they (like you) don't care.

      I cared at Avatar, but only for about 30 minutes. After that, the effects just seemed to blend in for me and seemed completely unnecessary. Every once in a while, they would go to the trouble to make something really "come out at you," and I'd notice. But those things were usually unnecessary and almost disruptive. The rest of the time, I felt like I was watching a 2D movie -- and a bad one, at that.

      It wasn't an awful experience. And I could definitely see the 3D. But after a few minutes, I got used to it, and it was no longer interesting.

      It's sort of like movies in color. Some people simply think that color movies are superior, hence all the awful attempts at colorization for old classic films. My Dad, for example, grew up in the era where color movies were still advertised as being special. The big color spectacle movies were amazing to him. So, he always bitches about watching old movies in black-and-white; although he likes some of the films, he'd much prefer some crappy colorized version.

      On the other hand, many directors over the years have realized the value of black-and-white, even when movies became (and still are) almost all in color. Color's useful for certain things, but it's not necessary, and for somer things black-and-white can be superior. Same with 3D -- except I think it could be a harder sell, which must be the reason behind this massive promotion with Avatar. 3D just doesn't seem "better" to me, and it's only even interesting for certain limited kinds of special effects. To shoot a movie in 3D for such minor effects seems ridiculous -- sort of like shooting a movie in color instead of black-and-white (back in the day) just so you could make some explosions look better or something.

    8. Re:3D is a gimmick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in other words, you don't care or know much about film and you enjoy watching crap. That's a bit like telling a gourmand not to waste their time on the at a fine restaurant because they can eat the great stuff that they sell at McDonald's.

    9. Re:3D is a gimmick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And FWIW, 3-D was a gimmick in the 50s. It was Hollywood's attempt to lure back the audience they had lost to television. As it was, 3-D was not able to sustain audience interest. Having seen Avatar and Alice in Wonderland, I can say that I would not recommend either film. Once the "novelty" of 3-d wears off, it will no longer be an audience draw. Maybe Hollywood will have to resort to making good movies.

  23. 3D is a gimmick by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If anyone else out there, like I did, suspects 3D is a giant con then perhaps a trip to the optometrist is due'"

    Or perhaps it really is a giant con. 3D *is* a gimmick promoted by an industry which has run out of ideas, and will die a death like 'stereovision' before it. I can see the 3D effects, and have no interest in it.

    Just as Jaws had a 3D version almost 30 years ago, there will be the occasional film which uses 3D now and then, but to imply that all films must use 3D from now or that people need 'vision therapy' to watch crappy 3D movies is preposterous, particularly since the best recent example of its use are films like Avatar and Clash of Titans which are not worth watching the first place. It's not like colour or sound which make film more engaging and bring it closer to real life, it's a silly add-on which distracts rather than helps to immerse. Let me know when they actually have holographic projection and I'll be interested in a real advancement in the technology.

    Go watch something like Memento, Le notti di Cabiria, Psycho, Les Enfants du Paradis, Hotel Rwanda, The Lives Of Others, Read my lips, Downfall, Ghandi, Oliver or Mississippi Burning and compare it to one of these blockbusters in 3D. There really is no comparison to the trite crap like Avatar which gets churned out by mainstream studios.

  24. It's not a con, it's simple optics by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    How does 3D work? Two cameras with the same lens separation as the human eye (roughly) photograph the scene in parallel, resulting in 2 images taken from slightly different viewpoints. (Or this can be synthesised in software, but the principle is the same.)These images are then arranged so the left one is viewed by the left eye, and the other by the right eye. This can be done with a viewer (as by the Victorians who discovered it) or by projecting polarised images and using corresponding polarised glasses.

    Now, the secret of this is that for the illusion to work, the viewer must see the images at the same magnification and from the same viewpoint as the original camera. You cannot turn your head to look at a different part of the scene because, in the real world, doing this would alter your point of view, and since the cameras were fixed, the point of view is fixed.

    Now think of a movie theater. All the viewers are in different positions around the auditorium. They see the on-screen images from different viewpoints with different magnifications. Only a small number of them (probably close the center) see the 3D effect as it should be seen. The further from the center, the less realistic the effect.

    Of course when Hollywood execs and selected critics go to special screenings, they can be placed close to the ideal position and the illusion will be quite good. But the majority of the paying public will be sufficiently far away from the ideal to be dissatisfied.

    3D technology doesn't work in a cinema because of quite basic optics. It could be made to work well with properly designed single-viewer head mounted stereo imagers, and I suspect that Oleds will do a very good job before long. But in a movie theater, it just cannot work properly.

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    1. Re:It's not a con, it's simple optics by grrrl · · Score: 1

      Good description.

      It also gives me a headache because my eyes try to focus on things in the 'background' that are out of focus and my brain can't figure out why. Eye strain ensures. At least in 2D, you just focus on what's fuzzy and you know it is in the background. Perhaps that comes from years of training (watching 2D pictures) but it's enough for me.

    2. Re:It's not a con, it's simple optics by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      I have worked on films that are shot in 3D (I work as a sound assistant). Only one of the three DoP's really knew how to use the 3D rigs correctly.

      The major problem with the two that were inexperienced with 3D rigs is they never bothered to 'toe-in' the mirrors so they converged at the correct point. This resulted in the final product making you feel boss-eyed, and would give you a headache after not too long.

      Give it time. It took a year or so for videographers/camera ops to get used to HD ( for example, most are used to 50/60 interlaced video, moving to 25/30 progressive means you can't pan and tilt at certain speeds as you get jerky movement).

      Avatar 3D got it right by moving the mirrors while following focus. I have seen others where they pull focus, yet the mirrors stay fixed, making you see double.

    3. Re:It's not a con, it's simple optics by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Being that I've been to sneak previews for critics, I can attest to their proper positioning in the theater. If looking straight forward, they're looking at the center (horizontal and vertical) of the screen. They are in the proper acoustic location (centered on all the speakers). Schmucks like you or I who happen to get in on those sneak previews are herded like cattle down into the front 3 rows, and will walk out with neck pain from trying to watch the movie.

          I remember one distinctly like that. It was an ok movie. I caught it on TV a few weeks ago and was like "Oh, that's what was happening." :) It was kind of like watching TV while laying on the floor as close to the TV as possible and looking up at the screen. At least the sneak previews are free. :)

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    4. Re:It's not a con, it's simple optics by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      I find this too, always wondered if shift and tilt lens could solve the problem. The centre the screen is always the parallel point. When you are watching in 3D, and the subject in focus is the right 3rd of frame (following rules of thirds) as an example, the parallel lines are not n the correct place, they need to be shifted to the right so the subject is correctly parallel.

      This will also make you look in the correct direction as your eyes are drawn by the convergent point being in the correct place.

      I think I explained that correctly.

    5. Re:It's not a con, it's simple optics by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      Oh and it is not "simple optics". It takes a lot of time to calculate and align the mirrors so they converge correctly. They have to be realigned for every shot.

  25. Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures by HockeyPuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Back in the 90s (probably before most /. readers were born), there were these Magic Eye pictures which you had to stare at just right to see the 3d picture out of the seemingly random dots. Quite a few people couldn't see those either.

    1. Re:Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a schooner.

    2. Re:Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I love those things, even though they really hurt my eyes.

      I still remember my first one and trying to see it... It took me a few tries, but once I got it, I was hooked on them. I even wrote a little program to make them myself, but of course, they were pretty crude.

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    3. Re:Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      That's actually what I thought the 3D in movies like Monsters vs Aliens was like. I always could see those Magic Eye things, but I'm just not impressed by the 3D movies that have come out. I didn't even think Avatar was that great.

      I really hope the industry keeps making the 2D versions along with the 3D versions. Otherwise I may have to break down and read a book or go outside.

    4. Re:Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      A lot of people can't view stereograms simply because the people who publish them do a piss-poor job of explaining how to do it. They say to move in close until the picture is "blurry", when the real objective is to deconverge your binocular image and reconverge it with the two individual images displaced by one repetition of the pattern.

      When people finally do succeed, there's often an "OH! I get it!" reaction.

      The publishers seem to be assuming that the viewer is too ignorant to understand "convergence", so they take advantage of the fact that most of us will closely couple convergence with focus.

      rj

    5. Re:Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little Girl : "Wow! It's a schooner!"
      Willam : "You dumb bastard! That's not a schooner, it's a sailboat!"
      Little Boy : "A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!"
      Willam : "Well you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!"

    6. Re:Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      And those are ridiculously easy once you get the trick. The first ones that were out, I remember, hit in the very early 90's in magazines like Popular Science. In those, you had two dots right above the picture, and the instructions were to visually split the dots and combine them in such a way there were now three. That achieved, look down at the picture.

      Most, if not all of the later ones removed those instructions, and it became a game of "stare at this until you get it." For the really old-timers, we understood the real trick is to cross your eyes slightly and vary the degree until you hit the magic separation necessary to resolve the picture.

      I'm not entirely convinced the effects are related to those used for 3D movies, since Magic Eye works through the transposition created by overlapping the two visual fields by crossing your eyes.

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  26. I can't see stereograms but can see 3D movies by macxcool · · Score: 2, Informative

    Back in the 80s I found out that I can't see stereograms. I though that there was something wrong with my stero vision. I can, however, see the new 3D movies just fine, so now I don't know.

    1. Re:I can't see stereograms but can see 3D movies by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      You may just have never gotten the hang of it. I know tons of people (heck my whole family) who can stare at stereograms all day and not see the hidden image. I can do it, but it took me a good while to figure it out.

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    2. Re:I can't see stereograms but can see 3D movies by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Beeing not able to fool your eyes into focusing the "wrong" distance (twice the distance eye picture instead of once) is not per se a problem with your eyes.

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  27. Don't forget eyeglasses effects by davidwr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some people can see 3D just fine with contacts but with eyeglasses only their central vision gets good 3D.

    I have good depth perception when I look at something straight-on but I find 3D distracting when wearing glasses especially when I'm not looking straight at it.

    The cheesy red-and-blue 3D is even worse with my particular pair of glasses. Chromatic abberation is NOT your friend.

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  28. Fuck 3D movies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The games I play have been 3D for almost 20 years.

    Why should I pay $8 (or whatever) to just watch?

  29. Yep by Bearded+Frog · · Score: 1

    I only see out of one eye so this 3D movement is lost on me :(. I have never had depth perception or the ability to watch 3D movies/games. The positive side is I wont feel compelled to upgrade my LED TV when the 3D ones come out.

  30. It's *still* (e.g. so far) a gimmick... by xtracto · · Score: 1

    The fact that so far no director has exploited the availability of depth dimension to improve the storyline is what makes current 3D a gimmick.

    Besides of that, I find myself difficult to "get" the 3D effect, mainly because of visual impairment. My right eye view is quite bad and it can only be improved to a certain degree with glasses.
    It is funny every time I go to an optic to get a new graduation, because the machines they have, which automatically get your eye graduation *always* fail misserable (e.g. I never get to see the "focused" house/ballon/etc with my right eye).

    But in my opinion you do not need to be very intelligent to understand that given the way current 3D technology works, the worst vision you have the worst the 3D "experience" will seem.

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  31. The emperors new eyes by sjwest · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time in the land far from deranged copyright lawyers named Hollywood the ruler of a nation complained he could not see the film in 3d which had been remade many times by the evil lawyers.

    The evil lawyers gorged out the emperors eyes and the emperor thought he viewed he film. His subjects pointed out that he also was not wearing any clothes either.

    Yes I saw 'alice' in 3d - not very 3d at all, in fact if hollywood and the corrective vision industry wish to call me retarded in some way then good for them. I like being insulted dont you ?

  32. Definitely a gimmick by doobydoobydoo · · Score: 1

    I find that my eyes/brain fill in the 3D of 2D movies quite effectively. If they show a picture of a corridor my brain seems to make it look 3D and when someone walks behind someone else my brain doesn't shout, "Hey, that's flat, he just disappeared!" Instead my brain reconstructs the 3D image and it all seems to work.

    In 3D movies, if I look closely I can see that it looks more 3D than normal movies, but once I'm immersed in a good story I don't really notice the difference very much (unless the movie is full of "boo" gimmicks, which I can do without).

  33. It's just overrated by Ziekheid · · Score: 1

    I've seen true 3D effects in theaters in theme parks like Warner Brothers movie world and Euro Disney and these contained real 3d scenes with figures appearing right infront of you with the feeling you could touch it (people were grabbing into the air etc) but these theatre 3D effects are nothing compared to that, it's a different technology and a lot of the movies are post processed to give the impression that it's 3D footage. I for one will not go out of my way to see a movie just because it's in "3D".

  34. So-called 4D movies by querist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, these exist.
    I'm sure they have been in the US for years, but as I live in a small town in the US the only place I've ever seen these is in China. They are 3D (usually "in your face" type of 3D) with additional effects such as air jets, water sprays, and one even had a little rubber hose activated by air to simulate a snake under your chair. The most creative one also had several devices in the seats themselves to simulate being hit or touched by various things. It was rather strange, and it really freaked out my colleagues. My kids (two of whom were with me in Guangzhou on the trip) really enjoyed it.
    For those of you who are saying 3D is a gimmick, you should try these so-called 4D movies.

    1. Re:So-called 4D movies by jayhamm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try going to any amusement park in the United States.

    2. Re:So-called 4D movies by Jerslan · · Score: 1

      Disneyland has several shows like that. The Bugs Life show has the 3D video (it's a 10 minute show, hardly worth calling a movie), devices in the seats to make it feel like something is scampering beneath you, and bursts of fog, air, and water. I hear Captain EO is similar (I have no plans of finding out first hand though). It's been a while since I've seen Muppets 3D, but it may be the same way (and that's been around for a LONG time). 3D and the so-called "4D" aren't new concepts at all. They've both been around for a long time.

    3. Re:So-called 4D movies by bluesatin · · Score: 1

      I've been lead to believe this is called Feel-Around in the States:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCq_nzlou0Q

    4. Re:So-called 4D movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a show like this at DisneyWorld (I think) - it's called "Honey I shrunk the Audience". Same idea.

  35. 3D doesn't work by bkeahl · · Score: 1

    ... for me. It might be cool, but I do have a vision problem that makes 3D glasses useless for me. I haven't seen any recent attempts at 3D, but I'm hoping it doesn't still have that weird echo/shadow look to it so I can enjoy the movie in 2D without feeling like I'm going to walk out bug-eyed :).

  36. 3d movies do nothing for me. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they have special glasses that improve overall story and character development? I tried beer goggles, but I end up forgetting most of the movie.

    1. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do they have special glasses that improve overall story and character development? I tried beer goggles, but I end up forgetting most of the movie.

      But the woman in the seat next to you will never forget you.

    2. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      Ya, but he stopped going to movies with me. Something about them being all 'touchy-feely'.

    3. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by qoncept · · Score: 5, Funny

      but I end up forgetting most of the movie.

      Sounds like it worked.

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    4. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially since she's you're mother. Hey, this is slashdot.

    5. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by JSC · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really matter if you forget the plot of whatever movie you're watching. Just think back a few years and you'll remember another movie that you've seen with an amazingly similar plot. Different actors mind you but a VERY similar plot.

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    6. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      Or you can go to a movie and not expected too much... The problem is that you have 1 1/2 - 2 hours to show the movie if you are going to put all of it in Character development then it will be a boring movie. It is not the case that Older movies were better, you were just younger and stupider then so they seemed that much better and you used your imagination to fill in the void the movie actually had. If you want character development and a excelent story... Read a book, they have time to do such things. Movies have a short span even groups of sequels where you still need to have a full story during this 2 hour process. I go to the movies for the full visual effects (and I expect that is all it will be), I rent the movie later if it isn't a big special effect movies, and just watch it on my TV.

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    7. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That probably DID improve the overall story and character development then...

    8. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they have special glasses that improve overall story and character development?

      yes as a matter of fact those exist, they're called reading glasses =D

    9. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      I don't like beer goggles, they don't fit over my glasses very well. Oh, wait, that was the cheap goggles my school bought for the chem lab. On second thought, I think those would work just as well. Since the movie sucks, I can put those on, not be able to see it, and just imagine that it's a good movie.

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    10. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      But can I get the book in 3D?

    11. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      I'm not a fan of the special effects orgy that's been going on. I'm only 20, but I much prefer older, better movies with bad special effects over newer ones with no plot but flashy 3d characters. Granted, movies like this have existed for a long time, so it may just be a case of weeding out a lot of bad older movies, and comparing that an unfiltered, more modern set.

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    12. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Surely you over generalize. The way I look at it, producers and movie studios, thanks to technology (remember arts and sciences are at work here), can now reach a level of realism previously unattainable, and at a reasonable cost. To me, realism helps condense a story by avoiding unduly lengthy descriptive passages - a good thing.

      Personally, I enjoy the newer 3D movies but just being 3D doesn't make it a better movie.

      They have also remastered a number of movies, even added colour to some, in order to renew the experience (and make more money of an old title). However, you still have the choice to read the book or go see the play - which is in 3D btw.

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    13. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      They were called popup books when I was a kid, though I think they fell out of style. Give marketing a few years to forget and they'll 'invent' these new books for 3-dimensional viewing.

    14. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Do they have special glasses that improve overall story and character development?

      I know you were making a joke there but you really did hit the nail right on the head. It would be much better if the producers took the money they sink into making a movie into 3D and used it to pay expert screenwriters to improve their crappy scripts.

      3D isn't going to turn a bad movie into a good one. Conversely, a good movie isn't improved by 3D. The whole trend is nothing more than a gimmick to milk more money out of theater-goers.

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    15. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Do they have special glasses that improve overall story and character development? I tried beer goggles, but I end up forgetting most of the movie.

      Obviously, you forgot the whole movie. There has to be some story or character development before it can be improved upon.

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    16. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, but the filmmakers could opt to spend $100,000 of their $200 million budget for a better script. But that's crazy talk.

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    17. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Yep. I can highly recommend these if you have a toddler/young child.

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    18. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      The whole trend is nothing more than a gimmick to milk more money out of theater-goers.

      Surely, you jest!! They make these stupid movies just to make movies? And we PAY them to do it!?!

      'Course, I shouldn't be to sarcastic. In 1982, I paid good money, earned from pushing a lawn mower, in order to see this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083630/

      and then was fool enough to pay to see this in 1983: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085811/

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    19. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      In 1982, I paid good money, earned from pushing a lawn mower, in order to see this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083630/ and then was fool enough to pay to see this in 1983: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085811/

      You're right. You shouldn't be sarcastic! ;-)

      Seriously, I was trying to say that, speaking as a real fan of cinema, I'd rather see all that money spent on script development rather than pointless visual effects that don't make the movie any better.

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    20. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Conversely, a good movie isn't improved by 3D.

      Yeah, these 'talkies' these days are just a fad. Bring back Buster Keaton! Jeez, I hear they're trying to add color to movies too. Isn't gray good enough for everyone?

      (I say this as someone who _hasn't_ paid for any 3D movies yet, and I use a text-based email program.. but jeez, I'm inferring that you think that 3D is completely worthless, rather than just current overuse [e.g. converting 2D-filmed movies into 3D]/hype.)

    21. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by Zironic · · Score: 1

      The problem is that script development is one of those things you can't get by throwing money at it.

    22. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      I say this as someone who _hasn't_ paid for any 3D movies yet

      I say this as someone who has paid for several 3D movies over the last year and while I wouldn't go so far as to say 3D is completely worthless, I have yet to see a movie that was improved by the process either.

      I'm a huge fan of the movies and I want to see good ones. If it's good and in 3D, that's fine. I saw Coroline in 3D and while I had no complaints about the movie itself, I don't think seeing it in 3D made it any better. Since I paid a premium (at my wife's behest), though, I felt a bit ripped off.

      Perhaps some genius of a director will come along who will show what can be done with 3D beyond the gee-whiz aspects of seeing things jump out of the screen at you; that could change my mind. So far, however, it appears to me as nothing more than a gimmick used purely for novelty's sake.

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    23. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      The problem is that script development is one of those things you can't get by throwing money at it.

      You're right to some respect, although paying a good screenwriter is generally a better (and cheaper) option than sinking millions into converting a crappy 2D movie into a still-crappy 3D movie in hopes of making it profitable.

      On the other hand, James Cameron produced a crappy 3D movie and it's made millions, so who am I to say?

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    24. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      The only 'new style' 3D movie I have seen is "A Christmas Carol", and I mentioned it in another response I made. (I saw it at a free screening.)

      I only made the "someone who _hasn't_ paid for any 3D movies yet" comment to make it clear that I wasn't saying it as someone who goes to all of the new 3D movies, but just responding to the seemingly anti-progress message in the comment I replied to.

    25. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      wasn't saying it as someone who goes to all of the new 3D movies, but just responding to the seemingly anti-progress message

      I understand, and I'm not anti-progress by any means. I just don't see 3D movies as particularly progressive at this point in their development. That could certainly change should the right person (i.e., director) come along. Until he/she does, producers would be wiser to put their money into what good movies have always had in the past--good scripts--rather than an expensive technology that does nothing to improve a movie in and of itself.

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    26. Re:3d movies do nothing for me. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      There is the nostalgia blinders for the young too... As history goes on it is able to weed out the bulk of crap and leave the gems remaining. A lot of the stuff that was popular at the time but couldn't withstand the test of time slowly vanishes.

      Our view of the 60's are of hippies with drugs and sex fighting the establishment, going to the moon... And we kinda forgot how close we were to destroying the world.

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  37. I fall into the5% catagory by starjax · · Score: 1

    I was born (prematurely) with eyes that did not point correctly and one eye was lazy. Corrective surgery (circa 1975) corrected my left eye. However, due to my right eye being lazy, they were never able to fully correct it. As a result the brain ignores a great deal of input from this eye. Visual therapy helped, but was not able to fully adapt. This is a brain issue on how it interprets the visual data and discards it. I just saw a specialist in this area not long ago. While the test they ran was mind boggling, there simply isn't much they can do. For me 3-D is wasted.

  38. Independent Observational Vision by netsavior · · Score: 1

    I like to list my disabilities as super powers, so, I have independent vision, which is actually Strabismus, but distinct from a "lazy eye". I have 20/20 vision in each eye, but they do not work in constant binocular mode. I can focus on two objects at once, and at will I can change eye dominance. I have been to many (4) optometrists and the consensus is that it is neurologically sourced(I have other well-known neurological issues), and not muscular (or perhaps muscular but well compensated), or that since I have conscious control over it, that the surgery (to tighten the muscles) would likely cause harm or unpredictable effects.

    3D movies take great conscious effort, and are therefore less enjoyable in general, but this does not completely exclude the category, it just doesn't count as a selling point, but as an "also ran" additional feature.

    1. Re:Independent Observational Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my case one eye is slightly short sighted, the other slightly long sighted. As a bonus the short-sighted eye apparently doesn't use the fovea, but prefers to focus on a spot slightly away from it. Plus I'm colour blind. I very much doubt that 3D will work for me, as I don't have real 3D vision normally (as with others, what stereoscopic vision I get is from clues such as shade, size etc). I suspect in 5 or 10 years time everyone will look back on the current 3D craze in the same we look at the 3D craze in the 50s - an aberration.

    2. Re:Independent Observational Vision by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > 3D movies take great conscious effort...

      Watching them might be useful exercise for you.

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  39. born this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was born with a muscle defect in one of my eyes and I don't have binocular vision. One eye is primary, the other acts as peripheral and I'm constantly switching between what's currently primary. I was told that I could try surgery but that the surgery is almost certain not to actually make the eyes line up properly, just better than what it currently is.

    So yes, in my view this new stuff is gimmickly and exclusionary. In my view even more so than all the dolby 100.20 sound stuff (I had the equipment back in the 90s).

    I want good, wholesome stories, something enjoyable to watch with characters I can connect to, not high tech shovelware.

    1. Re:born this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want good, wholesome stories, something enjoyable to watch with characters I can connect to, not high tech shovelware.

      I think this is the problem: movie makers (at least the big ones) have forgotten that the critical part of a movie is the *story*. Everything else is an optional add-on. Yes, you can ruin a good story with bad dialogue, or poor acting, or even poor special effects or CGI. But to take an ancient example, "Arsenic and Old Lace" is a fantastic comedy, even though it is in black and white, nearly all the action takes place in a single room (it was adapted from a stage play), and the nearest to a special effect is the makeup for the "Jonathan Brewster" character. Modern movie makers seem to think that CGI or 3D effects is what makes a great movie - it isn't.

  40. 3D and vision... by alexandre · · Score: 1

    Strange thing... I had an eye operation for strabismus when i was 2-3 year old and was subsequently told I might not see depth properly...

    Doing the which circle is higher and the catch the fly wing tests, I have more trouble than average but still managed to maintain some 3D vision.
    The weird thing is that I always had the feeling I had a better 3D ability in my head than others (over compensation?) and a weirder thing is that when I go to a 3D movie I get the feeling that since both my eyes are forced to see different things, it forces them to both be in the action and thus 3D seems much more "3D" than in my day to day life.

    What I don't know is if that is normal or if it's a by product of my poor 3D vision? Are you guys feeling 3D in the theather is just like real life or much more than it should?
    Or maybe the SFX guys are overdoing it haha, I don't have a reference to point to though, last 3D movie was a while back...

    Can't wait for 3D cell phones and the line without lenses to check them out and see how screwed up I am... ;-)

    1. Re:3D and vision... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      The 3D in the theatre is almost always over-done. It's got more depth than it should have... That's because most scenes have so little real depth that you couldn't even tell it was 3d, unless they rigged it.

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  41. 3D porn? by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

    But I see that isn't what you meant.

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  42. 3D with one blind eye? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will vision therapy fix a blind eye or lack of color vision?

    When movie theaters pay for an eye transplant, I'll entertain the thought of paying for a 3D movie.

  43. Welcome to the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, didn't we figure out decades ago that 3D movies just aren't anything special?

  44. Immunity, No, Migraines, Yes by Alpha+Prime · · Score: 3, Informative

    I would love to be able to watch 3D movies, but the parts I want to look at (background action) are always blurred and I walk out of the theater with a head-banger of a migraine. My wife is the same way, except she claims that she does not watch the background like I do. An example of interesting background action would be "Natural Born Killers", not anywhere near a great movie, but the background scenes tell the rest of the story as the foreground limps along.

    When 3D is as focused as 2D, then maybe I'll try again.
     

    1. Re:Immunity, No, Migraines, Yes by Seb+C. · · Score: 1

      I also had hard time for the 1st 45 minutes of avatar, trying to watch the nice environment in the background. Then i got picked up by the main action and the head aches disappeared : i was focusing on the same point as the camera.
      Conclusion : with 3D films, you have to watch where the camera focused...

      For the 3D feature in itself, i'd say it's not that bad (even if not deserving the extra price.. and here it's 2€, which is 30% more expensive than 2$, hey !! ;-) ). It's just the theater screen looks too small for real immersion : you really feel the borders.
      And for that reason i'd say that 3D flat screen TV will fail (not to mention the real interest of having the guy from "the price is right" in 3 D in your room ;-) ?? Duh !).

    2. Re:Immunity, No, Migraines, Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the one huge drawback of 3D movies and a potentially huge advantage as well. If the director chooses a thin depth of field, you almost have to follow the focus and pay attention to what the director is highlighting. Disobey and be punished.

      IF the director is good, then this is just fine, he'll keep a deep depth of field most of the time, then thin the plane when the story or his artistic vision demands it. But most of the time, directors will suck and in the worst case, they'll be complete dicks about it and film with an even thinner depth of field, insisting that the audience should watch the film "only the way he envisioned it".

      If most of a film is shot with a deep depth of field, the audiences will be free to focus their attention on whatever interests THEM at the moment, giving the potential for a much richer movie experience.

      I'm not sure if there's a technical reason it couldn't be done, but I'd like to see a mystery shot with a huge depth of field, with various hints and clues strewn about at different depths and locations in the frame for the audience to find on their own as the story progresses. Only narrow the depth of field when the hero summarizes the case at the end, perhaps not even then.

    3. Re:Immunity, No, Migraines, Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That focus effect is deliberate. Some directors use it too much perhaps.

    4. Re:Immunity, No, Migraines, Yes by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Thing is, though, in a 2D movie the director knows that you can look at what's going on in the background, and plans accordingly. I haven't seen Natural Born Killers, but if the background action is as interesting as you say, that's because it was intended to be. You're supposed to notice it, at least subconsciously.

      With 3D movies, the director and cinematographer aren't stupid. They know you can't look at anything that they don't want you to without eyestrain. As a result, they don't put important information outside of the plane of focus.

      On the other hand, 3D movies are not inherently less focused than 2D movies. The decision to, for example, put the background in or out of focus is entirely independent of it being 3D or not. I haven't seen Avatar but based on what I've heard, there are shots with a very shallow depth of field (only the actor is in focus in a medium close-up, say) as well as shots with a very deep depth of field. The latter is more immersive but doesn't pop out as much. The best 3D film I've seen was the Muppets 3D thing at Disneyland; there's a lot of things popping out of the screen as a gimmick (and Kermit actually jokes about that being stupid) but if you look more closely, the rest of the film is actually really well made. There's no shallow depth of field stuff, it's all in focus and the sets are very deep, making for very interesting viewing if you are able to ignore the stuff popping off the screen.

      By the way, I'm totally with you regarding background information. My eyes usually look around the whole frame, examining it as if it were a photograph. I know as an amateur photographer the importance of every little thing in frame, even if it's not in focus, and directors and cinematographers know that too.

    5. Re:Immunity, No, Migraines, Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right there with you. Glad I'm not the only person with this complaint.

  45. More like an allergy than an immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to vision problems

  46. Jaws 3D by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    sorry, the current push for 3D movies is just more of the same fad that has come around again. Lots of people will not go see the movie in the theater if there is not a 2D version playing.

  47. One eye weaker by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    One of my eyes is considerably weaker than the other, which causes that I lack depth perception based on stereovision (I still have some based on focus). Still, the only time I can enjoy seeing in 3D is in a 3D cinema... I'm not sure why but only the images on screen are 3D for me...

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  48. Not a "secret immunity" any more... by TheStatsMan · · Score: 1

    ...now that you've told everyone. I will have to be more careful about who I tell my secret immunities to in the future.

  49. What's this "color" thing... by nathan+s · · Score: 1

    ...that you youngsters are trying to add to my moving pictures? You already had to go and add sound to it, so I can hear all the yapping instead of the music, and now you want to add color? Damn it, I like me some intertitles. What's next? You'll try to add smell, or make it all Three-Dimensional or something, won't you? Or replace it all with something drawn by a com-PEW-ter. Get the hell away from my moving pictures, damn it. And GET OFF MY LAWN!!

    1. Re:What's this "color" thing... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > What's next?

      Well, you are certainly safe from plot, characterization, dialog, creativity, and originality.

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    2. Re:What's this "color" thing... by nathan+s · · Score: 1

      Eh, heard all this before. Initially I'm pretty sure color and sound (and movies themselves) sold on the basis of gimmickry before they really took off as solid art forms in themselves. My point is that it's pretty premature to judge and most of this is the same sort of reactionary ranting that leads to guys like Murdock going on about how they prefer their news on dead trees and so on. 3D will come into its own, in time, that's all I'm saying. People need to stop freaking out that it isn't all Citizen Kane yet.

  50. Artificial blurring sucks by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Avatar in 3D was much better for me than 2D.

    I think the reason was they artificially made parts of many scenes in Avatar 2D (and 3D) out of focus. Even some mostly static scenes.

    It's not pleasant trying to focus on something that just stays out of focus - ever tried reading those "out-of-focus" texts? That's how Avatar 2D felt like in some scenes. I kept getting the "can't focus properly" feeling in my eyes.

    At least with Avatar 3D, I had better idea of what areas in the scene the director wanted me to focus on.

    Didn't help for the motion blurred scenes though. I don't like motion blurring. It sucks. In real life if I'm looking at a moving object, it's sharp, the rest of the scenery might go blurry, but it doesn't matter - I'm looking at the moving object. Then if I look at the rest of the scenery it's sharp, the moving objects go blurry.

    Make the moving objects blurry, and they'll remain blurry when I try to track them and so I get that "can't focus" feeling which I dislike. Yes I know movies are 24fps. No I don't care that real world recordings of moving objects in 24 fps get "naturally blurred".

    Fact is 24 fps sucks. It's way too low a frame rate. Back in the old days 24fps was excusable (it was a technological feat even - keep the film moving so it doesn't burn up, and have each frame pause momentarily before the next frame is moved in, etc).

    Nowadays 24 fps is disappointing.

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    1. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the human eye can't see more than 24fps!

    2. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cameron thought 24 fps was too little for 3D film and originally wanted to flim Avatar at a higher framerate, but the studio declined.

    3. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Didn't help for the motion blurred scenes though. I don't like motion blurring.

      Fact is 24 fps sucks. It's way too low a frame rate.

      I think the motion blurring is to compensate for the 24fps issue. I have always found movies to look stuttery, but I was assured that I could not possibly be seeing it because of the motion blur. I've recently discovered why that is wrong: In a typical camera, the shutter is only open for 1/2 of the frame. So 24fps + blur still has 24 "holes" where there is no motion. So yes, I really am seeing the stutter, and no, blurring does not compensate it!

      I'd love to see 30fps or 60fps movies. It especially matters when the camera swings around quickly, pans across a scene with objects close to the camera, or in action shots.

    4. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, 24fps his horrid.

      I would wonder if we are gradually becoming more sensitive? They say 30fps is the threshold where true motion is perceived. Not so in my case - closer to 40 or 45. Hard to say with TV, since that's a field-based screen. 60hz screens I can visibly see flicker when looking directly at (more so with the edges of vision, as those are more motion-based) - 60hz based florescent lighting too, sometimes.

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    5. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      I went to see Avatar at the local IMAX in 3D, and had to leave the movie halfway through with a massive headache. My eyesight is basically okay, but I just couldn't relax and watch the focal point the director insisted you watch - rather my cognition is rather pan and scan, I was constantly looking around the scene and kept on hitting things that I couldn't focus on and strained my eyes trying to compensate.

    6. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by vux984 · · Score: 1

      , but I just couldn't relax and watch the focal point the director insisted you watch

      Yep. This is why the 3D illusion is basically worthless. They hang a flower '4 feet' in front of me out of focus, while the scene focal point is some '150 feet' away. That's fine as long as I look at the focal point. But god forbid I try and look at the flower right in front of me, which throws the whole 3D illusion out the window because I can't focus on it.

      I walked out of the theatre with my eyes fatigued and my outlook unenthusiastic about the future of the 3D. My wife walked out of Avatar with a migraine.

      It didn't help matters that Avatar was the most predictable and cliched movie they could possibly have written. One could almost predict it scene for scene, cliche for cliche. Which is part of the problem I guess, because it let you give yourself eyestrain trying to look at flowers and rocks and waterfalls without having to worry about being distracted by the storyline. Anyone with half a brain was two or three steps ahead of the movie the whole way through.

    7. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > One could almost predict it scene for scene, cliche for cliche.
      > Which is part of the problem I guess, because it let you give yourself eyestrain trying to look at flowers and rocks and waterfalls

      Yeah I went as a tourist to watch the scenery :).

      I didn't give a damn about the "characters outside". I knew I was safe and snug in my "tour bus".

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    8. Re:Artificial blurring sucks by TheLink · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I'm talking about. It's not a problem with the "3D" tech (I watched it in both 3D and 2D), if you watched it in 2D, you'd still see the same blurry stuff and eyestrain. However there would be one less clue on where to focus on.

      And yes, I was trying to look around the scene too. I went as an unconcerned tourist to Pandora - "ooh look at the flowers, ok now that guy is running from the monster, nevermind we all know he'll get away, and even if he didn't we don't care do we? After all the tour only ends in 2+ hours time" ;).

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  51. 3d glasses at 2d movies by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like going to regular 2D movies and whipping out my 3D glasses and ooohing and aaaahing at the "effect".

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  52. I hated limited depth of field in Avatar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avatar was a rotten movie, but the 3D-spell partially worked. There were several times when the director wanted me to focus on someone or something and the spell of "being there" was broken. I couldn't choose what to look at if I got bored and wanted to focus on something else in a scene.

  53. Been There, Done That by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    This was done in the 50s and early 60s.. It wasn't well received. Wide Screen (Cinerama) was more broadly accepted vs. the cheesy 3D that those B-Rated 50s flicks had.

    The 3D stuff that's being done now is still more to get a "wow" factor but it truly doesn't add to the story or entertainment value. I've seen 3 3D movies this year and no, I don't like it.
    Maybe when the characters become holograms and are sitting next to me in the theater, then I'll be impressed.

    NOw if you'll excuse me I'll go back to listening to my 8-Track of "Sha Na Na"

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  54. Best Use of 3D is... Pixar's "Up" by Petersko · · Score: 1

    When I saw "Up" I saw 3D used perfectly for the first time. No gimmicky shots, no pointless stuff coming out of the screen... the 3D was an enhancement, nothing more. If 3D is used like that, I'm in. But I suspect more films will be like "Journey to the Center of the Earth" which was just abysmal. And the oscar for "Most Gratuitous Use of a Bolo Paddle in 3D" goes to...

  55. 3D perception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My reaction to 3D TV is completely different to that of the theaters. The theaters have an immersion effect with complete depth and images seemingly pulling out of the screen. 3D TV however seems flat by comparison, it's almost as if I'm looking at a diorama. It has a rearward depth and no pulling effect at all. I've talked with numerous people about it and it seems that it's just a handful of people with that problem.

    When showing a group of folks the 3D TV I was a bit offset by a customers reaction. She apparently had a stroke some years down the road and could only see out of one eye at a time. Not sure how that worked, but when she had the glasses on and watched the TV she said she could actually see in 3D, It totally amazed her.

  56. Actually it's probably neither by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, actually, the article really is more like going the usual fanboy route of "whoever doesn't buy into the same hype I did, is in some way deffective." Yes, there are some people like you who don't see 3D. But there's a big step from there to basically extrapolating that everyone who says 3D movies are a gimmick must be deffective. It's conflating two notions that aren't equivalent at all.

    But what I really wanted to say is: probably it's neither. You're not missing much, but you're probably not as "enhanced" as you think either.

    _I_ can see 3D. I even have the expensive NVidia 3D glasses and 120 Hz monitor to go with them, and it doesn't take an optometrist to just put them on and see that yep, it looks different.

    But it's equally trivial to just enable or disable it and see if it makes any difference. The truth is, once you get past the techno-gizmo "wow, they can do THAT nowadays?" factor, it makes very little difference.

    It's not like the difference between BW and colour. With that difference, you could basically go "oh, I didn't know she had a green dress", because really there is no easy way to automatically reconstruct the colours in the scene.

    But with 2D vs 3D, basically the brain is already damn good at extrapolating the depth in that scene. And we've all had decades of 2D TV, and 2D photos, and 2D video games, etc, to train at that. Making the movie 3D essentially doesn't give you much information you didn't already _have_ anyway.

    Or to put it even shorter, and as the subjective impression is really all that matters: yep, to me 2D looks like the real thing too, once I stop thinking about its being 2D or 3D and just watch the damned movie or play the damned game. I can _see_ the 2D or 3D when I look for that, but when I'm immersed in the action or the plot, really, the brain extrapolates that extra axis anyway.

    In the end, as someone _who_ can see 3D, I actually decided to dump that stupid 120Hz TN monitor with its washed 6 bit colours in the corner, and get a good 8 bit MVA monitor instead. The colours and saturation look grrrreat, and as I was saying the 3D isn't all that important anyway.

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    1. Re:Actually it's probably neither by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      But with 2D vs 3D, basically the brain is already damn good at extrapolating the depth in that scene. And we've all had decades of 2D TV, and 2D photos, and 2D video games, etc, to train at that.

      I know quite a few people who have a really hard time playing first person 3D games because they can't extrapolate 3D well from 2D images. I'm quite certain if we did some research, we might find a lot of people who don't enjoy 3D gaming have similar issues. In those cases, true 3D eliminates the decoding problem, because the brain gets the data it wanted (minus focal depth).

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  57. To dark. And blurry by sherriw · · Score: 1

    I find the 3D movies darker and less vibrant. I also wear glasses so the 3D glasses overtop of my glasses is awkward, heavy and the 3D glasses are too far out from my head so they're a bit blurry. Bleh.

  58. Old Enough by LBDobbs · · Score: 1

    The value of 3D over 2D is no more than the value of color over black and white. I do not have binocular vision, but I do not see how my enjoyment of a movie in 3D will be degraded any more than someone with severe color blindness has problems with color. I've not seen any recent 3D, so I don't know if it is still the cheesy crap that was tried 40 years ago (or currently in Disney theme parks). I live my life in seeing 2D in a 3D world. Not a big deal.

  59. Re:Alice isn't 3d -- "How to Train Your Dragon" is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right. How to Train Your Dragon was *great* in 3D -- especially the scenes with flying. On top of that the plot, while aimed at a teenage audience, is actually pretty good.

    Plus, who doesn't like vikings? :-)

  60. I have two good eyes... by bmo · · Score: 1

    ... and 3D is a gimmick.

    Instead of spending money on the 3D equipment, buy better scripts and actors.

    If Lars Von Trier can make a movie and shoot it on video and have it sell because it's a good story, so can Hollywood.

    Golly gee, I might be more motivated to see a movie then.

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  61. Personal experience by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    Wife and I went to see Clash of the Titans 3D this weekend. Mixed bag in my opinion.

    I have an astigmatism in one eye, and basically whenever I get glasses, the one eye is usually a bit "off", regardless of how much the eye doctor does the "Is 1 or 2 better...1....or 2...." thing, as telling the difference becomes an exercise in frustration. It's not a problem in everyday life, but having the 3D glasses on magnifies the effect, to the point where I was constantly adjusting both my glasses and the 3D ones.

    Also, it could have just been the glasses my wife and I were given, but it seemed like wearing them significantly dampened the brightness of the movie. Which became annoying in, say, Medusa's Cave or any other dark part of the movie. Considering how directors love to use darkness to hide CGI imperfections these days, I could see this as being a serious problem.

    There were definitely some "Oh, wow" parts of the 3D experience, but overall, I think I'll be taking a pass until the technology gets better, or it's basically forced upon me.

    1. Re:Personal experience by Reapman · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't really judge 3D by Clash.. the way that was done, after the fact and cheaply, is a poor example of how to do 3D. I went into Avatar expecting to NOT be blown away by the 3D, I always thought I was in the "12%" due to the fact I could never do those "look at these lines and see a picture jump out at you" thing. However I was very VERY impressed with 3D. Judging by the comments here, I guess that gives me poor taste in movies, but whatever I enjoyed it. I'd prefer watching 3D without glasses but in a theatre environment I didn't mind.

      However Clash was horrible. Taking the glasses off part way through, most scenes didn't even look any different. I read one article which basically said if they continue doing 3D like Clash, then 3D is dead.

  62. did you never drive before either? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have noticed or been informed during your license's vision test if you did not have binocular vision http://www.losteye.com/driving.htm

  63. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    The last time Hollywood rolled out 3D gimmick was in the mid-50's they were attempting to stave off the loss of audience to the rise of television.

    hmmmm... I wonder what they're trying to compete against this time? anyone? anyone? Bueller?

    And now TeeVee is bringing out the 3D gimick. hmmmmm.... I wonder who they're afraid of ?

    it's a wonder that newspapers haven't figured out a 3D gimick. Magic eye page 3 girls or summthin'...

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  64. I wear glasses. Duh by Fished · · Score: 1

    I wear glasses. Plain old-fashioned glasses. And the 3-d glasses are uncomfortable and don't fit right. Duh. I can see the 3-d images, but they never quite focus right, because the glasses aren't on my face right.

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  65. Right by glwtta · · Score: 1

    Because 3D movies couldn't possibly be a pointless gimmick, there must be something wrong with my vision.

    I'd attempt an eye-roll, but I'm sure I have an undiagnosed problem with ocular dexterity that prevents me from doing it correctly.

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  66. works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have really enjoyed the added value of 3-d, even on alice in wonderland I thought it was great. Maybe a whole lot of people just aren't seeing what I'm seeing.

  67. Saw HTTYD over the weekend by Pallidrone · · Score: 1

    I thought it was OK. The in depth effects were pretty cool, but when things come out of the screen, it was kind of cheesy. This is no different then what they have been doing at Disney World for years. It just makes me wonder, when people become tired of the 3D effects, will they start to put out Smell-o-vision.

  68. You still watch TV and movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've long since given up the waste of life hours called TV and movies, and re-allocated that time to things that actually improve my life. You'd be amazed at how much you can accomplish without the bottomless pit of mainstream entertainment dragging you down.

  69. waiting for 3D without glasses by SiaFhir · · Score: 1

    The last I checked my right eye has 20/20 vision. My left eye however is more like 10/20. So my right sees for everything but whatever is blocked by my nose. As such my depth perception is very poor. Only in the last few years I found myself amazed that I'm able to see some depth in those Magic Eye pictures (though I can only see boundaries, not enough to get the picture or see varying depths. All that to say 3D is useless to me where glasses are required. The technology is out there for "autostereoscopic" TV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autostereoscopic). My way of seeing 3D in the world is by moving my head and watching the foreground move faster than the background. These TVs would work the same way. I'll wait for them to become viable before jumping on the 3D bandwagon.

  70. ObSimpsons! by sconeu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The goggles do nothing!

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  71. Coordination by ThrowAwaySociety · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can do this most of the time with both eyes closed. I guess I have x-ray vision?

  72. I don't have a "secret immunity" to 3D movies by sconeu · · Score: 1

    I have a secret immunity to hype (it's my super-power).

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  73. Oh, God, it's not just me! by jfruhlinger · · Score: 1

    I am near-sighted in one eye and far-sighted in the other and have pretty poor depth perception as a result. I can tell 3-D movies are in 3-D when something is flying right at you out of the screen or whatever but otherwise they leave me totally cold. Glad to hear I'm not alone!

    Also, I long ago stopped driving as a result of my vision problems, for which all of you should be thankful.

  74. 3D is anti-realism by ballestra · · Score: 1

    Even when done well, and I suppose Avatar is the gold standard, much of the time the 3D effect creates artificial depth that detracts from the sense of realism. Of course, Avatar wasn't intended to be particularly realistic, but even the interior scenes in the various labs and spaceships seemed very unrealistically stretched in the third dimension. It became quite distracting and annoying. Yes, gee whiz, you can make objects appear at any depth, but just because you can doesn't mean you should. There are times when they really should turn it off or tone it down a lot. I never got the sense of subtlety in the 3D effects, they were always in my face. Like music that goes from loud to loud to very loud.

  75. Focus by JM78 · · Score: 1

    I'll be impressed with 3D when the technology lets me focus (and subsequently, blur surrounding elements) on what I want to focus on so my vision isn't forced into the director's "focus-box". Currently, its a gimmick that doesn't improve much, is tiresome after the first couple times, and will destroy a film if poorly implemented.

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  76. One Eyed Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I kind of lost interest in 3D after I lost the vision in my left eye to a tumor. Since that time, I've sat through 3D movies while my family enjoyed them. I put on the glasses just so I can watch the 'flat' version. It's funny to watch folks around me dodge things and I just sit there calm as can be. :)

    I cannot say that 3D television stirs me to lust for the newest T.V.

  77. yeah I do, it's called regular glasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most 3d movies they give you a pair of sunglasses to wear for the movie, well those don't work too well if you are wearing prescription glasses.

    if they want me to enjoy the gee-wiz factor of 3d they need to make glasses that can cover regular prescription glasses, or clip-ons.

    only 3D movie I've ever been able to watch was avatar and that was because Imax gives you 3D glasses that can fit behind prescription glasses

  78. Re:No... It's a giant con. Sez you... by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

    A group of us went to see How To Train your Dragon a few weeks back- great movie if you haven't seen it.

    I have zip binocular vision so out of curiosity I asked the other 5 adults how the effect worked for them. We were all surprised to learn that each of us experienced 3d differently. The range of responses went from my "I can't tell the difference..." to "I felt like I was flying on a Dragon's back and had to move to avoid being hit..." Some folks were closer to my experience, things were in 3d but the effect was marginal and others tended towards the other end but didn't quite feel like they were immersed in the experience.

    I had no idea binocular vision capability is spread out on a gradient. I had assumed you either had it or you didn't. So perhaps, your binocular vision lies closer to mine than to the person who felt like dodging obstacles.

      I can easily see that if my brain was tricked into thinking I was in imminent danger or thinking I was flying how great the effect would be.

  79. Do migraines count as "immunity"? by sehlat · · Score: 1

    About halfway through "Up" in 3-D, I got the classic "funky stuff in the visual field" symptom of an incipient migraine, which was followed (fortunately after the movie ended) with a classic migraine.

    Between that and the extra charge for the glasses they try to get you to return, I figure I've seen my last 3-D movie.

  80. Yes, but no man should have that power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  81. Blame the audience huh...? by tanveer1979 · · Score: 1

    Well if I had a problem, I won't be able to see any of the 3-D scenes in Avatar and Clash of the Titans.
    But I could see a few scenes, which were 3-D. The entire movie was not.
    Infact hollywood is putting in 2-3 3-D scenes so that they can get more money out of ticket price.
    Case in point. I watched that shrek (4-D) in universal studios, and it was fully 3-D, and I had no problem.
    But the current crop of movies, well hollywood is taking people for a ride, and now trying to blame the audience.

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  82. You are too cynical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3D will lead to an improvement in show quality just as the 500 channel universe allows us to always find something worthwhile watching!

    3D... ho-hum... seems to me that it is Moore's law applied to technology marketing and sales. Now that large LCD HD screen prices are coming down out of the stratosphere, a new round of tech change is required to keep vacuuming $$$ out of our pockets.

  83. 3D belongs in the theatre - maybe by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    I have my vision corrected to 20/20 or better, and 3D holds little interest for me.

    Going to the movies and seeing something in 3D is one thing. Gimmick or not, it's kinda fun and 'gee whiz' is why we still go to movies anyways. I had fun watching Avatar in 3D, and was quite impressed with how it was done. A bit hyper-real, but pretty good--certainly not as cheesy as seeing Buckaroo Bonzai in 3D back in 1984.

    3D in the home will be another thing. The Masters in 3D/HD was demoed in the lobby of my local cable company last week. Because the image is unwatchable without glasses, you MUST wear them--but if I'm watching TV, I'm also likely doing something else. When a commercial comes on, I'll get up and get a drink or something. Ultimately, I'll be taking my glasses off and on constantly, and that's just damned annoying. Even if I'm watching a movie with no commercials, my TV (sorry, "home theatre") isn't sufficiently set up to make it a big improvement. Bottom line: It's a personal annoyance to watch something in 3D, and most people's viewing habits aren't amenable to that sort of sacrifice.

    3D in the home will be a fad, and may survive as a niche, but it won't take over - and you don't need an eye condition for that to be true.

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  84. I literally cannot see a 3-D movie in 3-D anymore by haaz · · Score: 1
    Yeah. Remember this? Part of my recovery from the crash (now just over ten years ago) was learning to deal with having a damaged eye. Part of the damage that drunk f-head did to me was to jam my head through the windshield of my car. (This is what happens when huge SUVs hit tiny cars!) While the eye surgeon could save my left eye, they had to remove the lens to do so. So the eye still receives light, but it's all a blur -- literally. My peripheral vision and depth perception have been greatly reduced, though I've regained some depth perception over the past decade simply by living with it. (My life has been very good in the past five or six years, BTW. Not completely ruined by that calamitous night ten years ago.)

    I'd like to see "Clash of the Titans," perhaps at the cheap seats, if only so that I can compare it to the 1981 "Clash" and complain about how much better movies were when I was a kid. ;-)

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  85. 3D movies are a gimmick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anyone else out there, like I did, suspects 3D is a giant con, then perhaps a trip to the optometrist is due.'"

    3D movies are a gimmick. I had no trouble with the 3D affects of Avatar, its just that the Avatar story was very weak, lame and a rip-off of so many older and better stories. Try "Dances with Wolves".

  86. I fog up my glasses. by w3woody · · Score: 1

    Which makes the whole process of enjoying a 3D movie annoying--I'm constantly having to take the glasses off and wipe them down, or watch the movie through a thin white haze.

  87. Sometimes it's just the glasses by SpeZek · · Score: 1

    My eyesight is perfect, 20/20, perfect binocular vision. Yet I can't fully enjoy a 3D movie (or looking through binoculars) because my eyes are just too goddamn close together to see through the glasses properly. Why can't there be 3D goggles, or at least frameless glasses.

  88. I'm one of these people by neokushan · · Score: 1

    I have an eyesight condition that seems to prevent me from being able to "enjoy" 3D films at all.
    The condition I have is called Nystagmus, basically my eyes "Wobble". My left eye is considerably worse than my right eye and I have apparently compensated by concentrating on my right eye. The End result? My left eye contributes almost nothing to my vision, just a bit of peripheral vision. When I close my right eye, I can't even read size 72 font on a screen less than 1ft from my face.

    This also means I don't have proper depth perception. Apparently, my brain has compensated for this as well so it isn't much of an issue - I can still tell when things are closer or further away and I have no issues picking up cups without knocking them over or anything like that. A fully productive member of society (or at least I would be, if I wasn't so lazy).

    Anyhoo, I digress. The side effect of this is that the 3D tech doesn't work. It all looks the same to me. Without the glasses, it's a blurry image, with the Glasses, it's just like watching a normal film. So 3D makes no impact on me what so ever.
    But I'm not upset or angry about it, I'm actually quite happy. When 3D becomes all the rage, if it ever does, I'll be able to get a nice cheap, good quality "non" 3D TV on the cheap. I'll be able to settle for the regular, "not 3D" versions of films and such.
    And when people question me about it, I simply tell them that watching ANY film gives me the same exact experience as watching any 3D film, so the way I see it, at no cost to me and for longer than anyone else, I've already been enjoying 3D with every film I've ever watched. It's just MY 3D.

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  89. Good post by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    I had some difficulty seeing some of the images at Avatar. It was still pretty, but I thought there should be more "Popping out" stuff--I literally saw two images in front of the screen, but it seemed like I was missing a lot.

    I intend to go back and watch again from a different position in the theater and concentrate on effects more carefully--I think it really is a matter of retraining yourself.

  90. I have this, I think by Suzuran · · Score: 1

    One of my eyes is misaimed with respect to the other, but my brain corrected for it subconsciously. I had never known about it. The condition was discovered by the optometrist when I was taking an aviation physical. They sold me glasses with a prism in the lens that corrects for it, it took a few days for my brain to get used to it. As an added bonus, a low-level recurring headache that was bothering me went away around the same time. I think it was related.

    Anyway, I went to see one of those 3D movies with a friend and I was curious if the prism would affect it, so I did some experimenting. While wearing my glasses (with the 3D ones over them) the 3D effect works as it should. Without them however, it doesn't. The image appears to be flickering left and right and the position doesn't "fix". It looks like the old Sega 3D glasses games without the glasses.

  91. One-eyed wonder by Banderlin · · Score: 1

    I had a "you'll shoot your eye out" accident as a kid, so no, I cannot see in 3D. This completely baffles people: you mean you can't see 3D with one eye? No, it doesn't quite work that way. Frankly, I can't wait for this 3D fad to go away.

  92. Yes, I have a very obvious immunity. by hopopee · · Score: 1

    Because one of my eyes is completely blind. Anyway, since the 2D version of Avatar was shown at an inconvenient time I went to a 3D viewing with my friend. The goggles help keep the picture sane, but the image was still pretty blurry which was annoying. I know I'll go to movies less often if they insist on doing 3D versions for everything.

    1. Re:Yes, I have a very obvious immunity. by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

      Me too, sort of. A congenital defect left my right eye with 20/400 vision at best. Most 3-D is just lost on me.

      I also have a stronger desire to strangle the guy who invented those stereoscopic dot pictures in the 1990s. I wasn't just tired of them, the goddamn things gave me really painful headaches. I hope that asshole is in his own private circle of hell where everything is just slightly out of focus.

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  93. Your brain associates 24fps with film. by RulerOf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Come on, people, double or quadruple the frame rate.

    There's a small problem with that. While yes, you could (and I think they should) use a technique like frame doubling (via an X:X pulldown, for example) to increase the actual frame rate output by a projector, when the actual content is being displayed at a frame rate of 24, 30, 60, etc., fps, your eyes can tell the difference.

    If a movie were to be filmed and then subsequently projected at 30 or 60 fps, for example, when you watched it, you'd come back with the feeling that it's "fake" or "poorly done." This isn't actually because that's the case, but rather because, as you've become accustomed to watching certain things at 24 fps such as movies and TV shows, and other things at 30 fps such as sports or the news, your brain makes the association that 24 fps content is "film" and 30 fps content is "live." The mystique behind film itself as an art relies on combining so many different factors together to create what you eventually see at the theater or on your home television, and even something as subtle as raising the frame rate by 25% can literally be enough to ruin your ability to enjoy a film.

    I wish I had a comparison video to show you, but I've never seen one and am too lazy to look one up for the purpose of this post, but the effect that frame rate has on perception of content really is amazing and definitely not worth dismissing.

    The best example I can think of might be the first Spidey/Goblin fight scene from Spider Man 3. While the movie was horrible, that fight and its camera movement were so fast that the frame rate of the recording couldn't keep a fluid image on the screen when I saw it. To increase the frame rate of the entire movie would have ruined it almost as much as Raimi's writing, and doing so for one scene simply isn't feasible.

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    1. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point of technical order: "live" stuff is actually 60fps. It's broadcast as 30 interlaced frames, each made up of two fields, and so comes out as a smoothly moving 60 images per second.

      (50/25 for PAL countries).

    2. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Public Enemy was filmed at a higher frame rate, and the resulting smooth motion caused quite a stir among those who notice that kind of thing (including me). I never ended up seeing the movie even though I was interested in it, although that's partly due to circumstances besides the fact that I was put off by the look of the film.

      You can watch the trailer, anyway, to see.

    3. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by Adriano+ML · · Score: 3, Informative

      Please. We humans do NOT only perceive motion as Frames Per Second. Much as 3D sensing is done by a complex array of perceptions, Motion is much more dependent on our brains than our eyes. Read this carefully: http://www.100fps.com/how_many_frames_can_humans_see.htm

    4. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by coaxial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If a movie were to be filmed and then subsequently projected at 30 or 60 fps, for example, when you watched it, you'd come back with the feeling that it's "fake" or "poorly done." This isn't actually because that's the case, but rather because, as you've become accustomed to watching certain things at 24 fps such as movies and TV shows, and other things at 30 fps such as sports or the news, your brain makes the association that 24 fps content is "film" and 30 fps content is "live." The mystique behind film itself as an art relies on combining so many different factors together to create what you eventually see at the theater or on your home television, and even something as subtle as raising the frame rate by 25% can literally be enough to ruin your ability to enjoy a film.

      [citation needed]

      This sounds all sciencey, but I'm going to call bullshit. After you get beyond persistence of vision rates, frame rates are arbitrary. NTSC has a frame rate of 59.94 fps because it was originally 60 fps, but had to be backed down after color television was introduced to eliminate signal interference. 60 you may remember is is also the frequency of that North American line alternating current runs at. Compare this with PAL and SECAM which run at 50 fps. What frequency does electricity run at in PAL countries? If you guessed "50 Hz", you're correct.

      Film didn't even standardize on 24 fps until the 20s, and during the hand cranked film era, it would frequently waver in the middle of the film due to human error. Also, film would frequently be shot at speeds as low as 16 fps, and then played back at around 24 fps.

      But let's get back to adding some cultural baggage to frame rates. There's just nothing to that. Say you watched a movie in the theater, and then at home. It doesn't suddenly "look fake" at home. Yes, it's been transferred from 25 to say 60 fps, but the imperceptible flicker is what matters. Also, fiction and nonfiction (thus the basis of the the 24 fps vs 30 fps subconconcious "tell") are shot on the same cameras. There's just no difference. Yes, back in the 50s before recording directly to video, television shows (both fiction and nonfiction) were filmed at 24 fps, then aired at 60 fps. (This is not to be confused with kinescopes.)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frame_rate
      http://www.kropla.com/electric2.htm
      http://www.cinemaweb.com/silentfilm/bookshelf/18_kb_2.htm

    5. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have apparently never heard of Showscan, a film presentation format developed by special effects artist Douglas Trumbull.

      It used 70mm film running at 60 frames per second.

      The effect was vivid and almost uncanny. Filmed events appeared to be happening NOW.

      I think there are still a few special-venue theaters running the format. Vegas had at least a couple back in the 90s.

    6. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      Say you watched a movie in the theater, and then at home. It doesn't suddenly "look fake" at home. Yes, it's been transferred from 25 to say 60 fps, but the imperceptible flicker is what matters.

      Movies are shot at 24 fps and then converted for NTSC video via a 3:2 pulldown. The effect is that, every second, 24 unique frames are shown on the 60 fps display, but it's still only 24 fps video. The problem with the technique is that it introduces jitter into what was previously fluid camera movements. Side to side panning is the most obvious situation where this occurs.

      Like I said though, I think movies should be displayed using a very high--but even--pulldown ratio. Say 4:4 or 5:5. 120hz TV's perform a 5:5 pulldown on 24 fps film content, and the result is amazing. The only thing that I dislike about seeing movies in the theater is the obnoxious flicker I see out of the sides of my eyes when watching on a very large canvas. That high, even pulldown ratio would help to mitigate that issue.

      And I'm sorry I'm not citing things, but I really don't care enough to do so. I enjoy my opinion, but I'm not really out to prove anything :P

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    7. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Movies are shot at 24 fps and then converted for NTSC video via a 3:2 pulldown.

      I thought that Never Twice the Same Colour got shit-canned back in the 1950s except in some countries.

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    8. Re:Your brain associates 24fps with film. by straponego · · Score: 1

      Roger Ebert wrote about a demo of frame tripling technology: 72fps, backward compatible with current equipment, cheaper than digital. He said that the demo mixed live actors on stage with film, and the audience couldn't tell the difference. You could read the text on the sides of vehicles when they drove by. I always hoped that this tech would make it to theatres, as I VERY often see individual frames at 24 fps. For example, the swooshing/zooming credits at the start of many action movies-- really, anything with strong light/dark contrasts and medium to fast movement. It's headache-inducing to the point where I sit further back than I'd prefer just to minimize the effect.

      Instead, George Lucas killed it in favor of lossy digital projection at 24 fps. And now we have 3D, which cuts resolution and brightness, looks even choppier, and entices you to try to focus on various parts of the scene but punishes your eyes when you try (because they'll always be out of focus). I wonder if this will damage people's eyesight.

      Then there is Maxivision, which can switch between 24 and 48 fps on the fly... but it's not digital and lossy, so it will fail.

      Mmm... progress! Sort of like how cell phones and VOIP have gotten us used to choppy, occasionally silent, sometimes garbled, often dropped (FU AT&T) calls, which, at their best never sound as good as POTS did. And how low quality mp3 and the loudness wars have made most music subtly annoying to listen to-- even remastered versions of stuff I used to love. And how digital/HDTV cable signals are compressed flatter than hammered shit, and you can see color banding/aliasing, especially in dim scenes, but hey! It's DIGITAL, it HAS to be better! Half the time the idiots who buy this crap don't even get the aspect ratio right, can they not SEE?

      Oh well. All part of the enstupiding of America, I suppose. [cranky bastard mode: disengaged]

  94. Re:No... It's a giant con. Sez you... by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that you have a group of "friends" to study, perhaps you should check the correlation of those who experienced more depth with those who play more sports. Basketball, Football, Golf, and others heavily rely on binocular vision for success, whereas sitting behind a 2-D computer screen at work all day requires none. Perhaps your binocular vision is atrophic from years and years of 2-D stimulation and theirs is hypersensitive because they've been trying to throw a ball into a hoop at varying distances an hour before the movie started. Or perhaps they prefer sports more than you do because they have greater binocular vision than you do... or maybe there is no correlation at all!

    Then, to test for a potential cause/effect, grab a class of students. Have half of them shoot hoops, and half play a computer game or draw, and then have them all watch a 3D movie, and rate the experience (based on scenes), and see if even a small exercise before the movie can prime the binocular controller in your brain.

    The possibilities, the possibilities!

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  95. See "Avatar" in 3D before you decide by Animats · · Score: 1

    There's real 3D directed by James Cameron, where the movie was shot in 3D. And there's Disney Fake3D(tm), where "3D" is added in post-production. The latter is like watching a multi-layered Flash animation.

    Cameron uses depth to add reality, not generate in-your-face "effects". At no time in Avatar does an object come "through the screen". That looks fake, and breaks the mood.

    Alice in Wonderland, on the other hand, was shot in 2D, and converted to 3D by In-Three. The 2D images go through a program called "In3gue", which segments the images and adds depth info for each pixel. Once this has been done, the image layers can be manipulated in depth.

    Even if the original content was shot in 3D, extensive post-production is required. See this guide to 3D post.

    Understand how fake stereoscopic 3D is. In the real world, beyond a few meters, there are no noticeable stereo effects.

    An interesting point made by In-Three is that content for kids requires a narrower eye separation. It's well known that objects placed "beyond infinity" by stereoscopy produce much unhappiness in viewers, up to and including eyestrain and stomach distress. Content created for adult human eye separation inflicts this effect on children.

    An important problem that hasn't been faced yet is that 3D viewing on smaller home screens viewed at close range requires quite different parallax adjustments than on big distant screens. Merely transferring theatrical 3D to Blu-Ray disks is really going to suck.

  96. 3d... cool, I guess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the 3D effect is pretty cool (I haven't seen it in theaters, but I got to take a look at a TV in BestBuy that had the effect enabled). The only problem I had was that every once in a while I could see the other frame (it was the split 3D effect, with glasses). Maybe I have extra sensitive eyes, or maybe the glasses weren't synced well with the TV, but I wouldn't want to watch a movie with them if I was going to see glitches every couple minutes, even if it was in 3D.

  97. Rocky Horror Picture Show by HockeyPuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Squirt Guns, Tossing of Rice, Actors on Stage...

    this was done back in the 70s... It didn't require Disney or China to "invent" this so called viewer participation.

  98. What about people who wear eyeglasses? by zill · · Score: 1

    Avatar was 162 minutes of pure torture for me since I wear eyeglasses. I had to use one hand to support the 3D glasses throughout the entire movie because my prescription glasses kept making it slip off.

    In order to keep the two sets of glasses in focus I had to constantly adjust both of them. It was kinda like building an impromptu telescope by holding a lens in each hand.

    Because my eyeglasses forced the 3D shutter to be much further away than it's supposed be, I kept seeing color distortions on the screen. I think this is because when one eye is supposed to be "blocked" by the 3D shutters, its peripheral vision is picking up an image through the other shutter.

    I know I am not alone because half of the population wear eyeglasses.

  99. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm one of those people (strabismus) and, really, fuck that trip to the optometrist. I tried that "supervised vision therapy" when I was a child and I don't feel like doing daily execises just to be able to see the 3D in 3D movies, magic eye or playing better to tennis.

    Also, it has its (dubious) advantages like "watching" through the eye you choose at any time and reaching some degree of independence between each eye ;)

  100. The value is not in 3D by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    The value is not in 3D. Yes, 3D is a gimmick. BUT, with it comes TVs that can interpolate two different video streams, and sync glasses to block the image you don't want to see. That is how they show you 3D on the TVs. Show one video stream to your right eye, and a different video stream to your left eye. No doubt, we will very shortly see boxes that will interpolate ANY two video sources, inject one of the stream's audio into the SAP channel, and blank out both eyes in the glasses instead of only one at a time. What this will do is give us the ability to have two different people watching two different TV shows at the same time on the same TV.

    So, sure, 3D is a gimmick, but having the "3D TVs" will soon mean that I can watch The Office on the same TV and at the same time that my wife watches Tori and Dean.

  101. That's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have Plot-and-Dialogue Hypersensitivity Disorder (PDHD), which also prevents me from thoroughly appreciating 3D.

  102. They might actually by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, a lot of the push isn't just to sell new products, but to sell the newer and more expensive top-tech products. If you just buy the same 20 year old technology that's by now out of patent, you'll probably pay a fraction of what the top-tech now-in-3D stuff would cost at the same resolution.

    E.g., at a quick look through the prices of an online store around here (bearing in mind that I did not take the time to look for the cheapest, it's PAL, and it includes the German VAT), and let's pick the 32 inchers and LCD as a more common size for the average Joe, I see a no-name 50 Hz one at 300 Euro (ok, 299), while an 100Hz 3D-ready Sony is 700 (well, 699) and a 200 Hz LG is a hefty 800 (ok, 799).

    That's really most of what drives the R&D nowadays. You don't want to just sell Joe a cheap replacement for his grandfather's TV, and barely have a profit margin at all because you're competing with everyone in that segment. (Even your average Elbonian factory can make an ancient PAL CRT TV by now.) You want to sell Joe the latest gizmo with all the cool sounding features and a mile long list of patents, for 2.5 times the price.

    And really, to sell to him at all. If you convince him to buy some top end gizmo, that'll be a Sony, Samsung, LG, Toshiba or a couple of other companies total. If you're one of those, the chances it will be _you_ who sell him that new TV just went up. But if he just buys a replacement for his grandfather's TV, with none of the super-duper new features, he might as well buy a cheaper no-name thing from one of a hundred other companies.

    Heck, you want to have the cool new features to advertise even if he buys from the bottom end of the models, because you can still be on his mind as that company who makes all the high-tech cutting-edge stuff. People tend to make a hash of it, and their knowing that, say, Sony makes all those cool models X and Y of TVs with all the features, might still convince them to buy a Sony even when they're actually buying the bottom-end model Z which really isn't any different from what anyone else sells in that segment. Sorta like how NVidia has to have a GTX 480 card to sell, because its trouncing ATI in the benchmarks will give people the "NVidia makes faster cards" oversimplified idea, when they're actually buying a cheap 8400 GS. Sony too wants to give people that oversimplified "Sony makes good, high-tech TVs" idea too, basically.

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  103. Another article from Super Bowl & Chuck 3D (20 by antdude · · Score: 1

    http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/story.aspx?id=253449 talks about vision problems and 3D effects from the three Super Bowl 3D TV ads. and Chuck The Third Dimension episode.

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  104. Karma to burn..oowwoo-oo-oo--ooo-ooooo-ooooo-o! by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  105. Fixed-focus by kevinmenzel · · Score: 1

    The real problem for 3D for me anyway, is that it has a fixed-focus. Which always winds up giving me headaches, because my eye doesn't always want to look at the same thing as has been decided by the film maker, and I obviously can't resolve detail in say, the background of a scene. And whenever there's a cut, the focus changes - in a way that's completely unnatural to reality - where there is no such thing as a "cut". Even when it's CGI where they'd have the option of not blurring anything to make it appear "out of focus" it's still unnatural because then nothing is ever OUT of focus. It would be cool if, for instance, in an FPS, the renderer tracked the z-distance of whatever you were aimed at and adjusted the world "focus" based on that distance... then at least you would have SOME control... but anything shot on film, ever, will be limited to a pre-selected focal length, with a pre-selected focus, and thus will never be real enough for it to be worth it to me anyway. Until that is, we all have holodecks.

  106. Glasses don't fit by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    I can't see 3D movies for a reason that is not due to my vision (well not directly anyway). That is that I can't get the damn 3D glasses to fit over my normal eyeglasses without falling off, and when I do devise a jerry-rig to get them to stay on (usually involving rubber bands that I now know to bring with me to the theatre when it's a 3D movie), the 3D glasses are now too far away from my eyes to have the correct effect. (I keep seeing the frames and my eyes want to focus in on them instead of the movie because the frames are now no longer on the periphery but are now more toward the center of vision since they're further forward than they're supposed to be.)

    It seems that if I want to see 3D movies I'll have to get LASIK first to ditch the eyeglasses.

    Then again, I'm one of those people who can never get the Magic Eye (tm) pictures to come out right so maybe that won't be enough. I understand the optics of Magic Eye and I know perfectly well why it works, from a mathematical point of view. But where I fail is that I can't decouple my conscious control of my eyeball focus from the conscious control of my eyeball's inward aiming angle, which is a necessary step to making Magic Eye work. You have to *focus* your eyes close at the nearby paper while *aiming* them far away far into the distance past the paper instead of converging their aim to a point on he paper. For me those two things are not seperable commands my brain knows how to issue to my body. It's like asking me to move my pinkie without also moving my ring-finger. The pathway from my brain to the muscles to make that happen isn't available. They're wired together whether I like it or not. For me, the muscles that control eyeball shape (focus) and the muscles that control eyeball aim are mentally grouped together and respond to one single thought. The thought of "look close" or "look far" triggers BOTH motions, no matter how hard I try to separate the two into independantly controlled actions. (When you think about this, it makes sense for a brain to build up that behavior from birth since there is no natural situation where you would ever want to separate them OTHER than the man-made illusion of Magic Eye. A clever cerebellum can learn that these muscle motions always seem to go together and it can develop the learned behavior to marry them together into one single "command" even in a crude brute-force fashion that destroys the ability to command them seperately, as has happened in me.)

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  107. Red/green colorblind doen't help by Mechagodzilla · · Score: 1

    Actually, I only see about 6 colors confidently. Purple/pink and navy blue/purple are real pains in the arse. orange/brown ranks right up there too.

    The old red/blue goggles never worked for me. I haven't seen any of the new 3d stuff yet, so don't know if I'll have issues, but with all the blue and green in Avatar I think I'll only be getting 70% of the real effect.

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  108. That wouldn't be a con.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    It would be one of the first smart things the studios had done a in a long time. Digital media itself has no value, it's not finite or limited in any substantial way, there's really no overhead involved in storing or transporting it and the cost of reproducing it is essentially...zero.

    The value of all entertainment has always been in the experience. If you want to produce value with your digital media you'd be much better off focusing on ways to improve the theater experience, which you can control and commoditize better.

    Sharing movies is simply reality and criminalizing it would be a ridiculous long-term solution, but that doesn't mean there's no way to keep movie making profitable. Avatar was a good start and maybe in a few generations the suits in Hollywood will start to understand why.

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  109. Yes, a 3D con job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most 3D movies released recently were not shot in 3D. Avatar is an exception. Clash and Alice were converted to 3D semi-manually in post-production.

  110. Of course it didn't come up! by Explodicle · · Score: 1

    You should have checked Wiktionary, not Wikipedia, duh!

    It's a German given name.


    Wait, what?

  111. My eyes are not perfectly aligned by objekt · · Score: 1

    And whereas I do have some sensation of 3D vision, it's not quite as good as what most people have.

    I was a forceps delivery baby, and my head and eye socket on one side were slightly misshapen. I say slightly because now at adulthood most people never notice anything off about my eyes or head unless I call it to their attention. Mt left eye droops a little relative to my right eye, but I can mentally pick which eye I favor at any given time. Sometimes it's a blessing, other times a curse. Like if I favor my left eye, my right eye aims oddly skyward. O_o

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  112. Confusing VR and 3D I think. by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of people are confusing 3-D with Virtual reality. If you watch a 3-D movie you shouldn't feel immersed. Things are just in 3D.

    A bookshelf is like 3D. A room is like virtual reality.


    A room however I feel immersed in. When I move I my view changes, etc. This is like VR.

    3D movies != VR

  113. Your mind determines whether it's immersive by UpnAtom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Avatar was designed to be 3D from the start whereas Alice wasn't.

    For some, this may be incredibly important.

    Current technology is not true 3D - the actual distance of where your eyes are looking hasn't changed. All the current technology does is present a different 2D perspective to each eye.
    So actually, it is your mind that is creating the 3D effect by extrapolating from those cues and ignoring others (focal distance, lack of physical movement, lack of tactile & smell cues).

    Now some people's brains create a more immersive 3D effect than others'. Early cinema goers ducked to avoid oncoming trains. Remote tribes first encountering TV often have similar experiences.
    All of us learn to distinguish between TV & reality (probably before our memory works around age 4) and use different brain modes for interpreting each. Books too.
    Now, I'm the kind of person who likes to sit in the front row in the cinema and pretend I'm at an IMAX. So when it came to Avatar, knowing that it was my mind making the 3D effect, I hypnotised myself to make it as immersive as possible (yes, I'm a hypnotherapist)

    So in the opening scene where you fly over the forest, my jaw dropped and I remember exclaiming “holy shit” out loud. Because I actually felt like I was there.

    The concept of having an alternative Avatar reality is the perfect metaphor for coping with this. I felt it was more that my 'Avatar' that was a bit faulty rather than any flaws with my sensory interpretation.
    However, I ran into problems about 20 mins in.
    For 50 years or more, 2D filmmakers have been panning and cutting shots because they knew that their audience wasn't treating the camera as their own physical perspective. But if you're fully immersed with a 3D experience, it makes you feel like you're moving & teleporting every few seconds.

    Avatar was designed to be 3D from scratch and does this much less. Still, after 20 mins I had major motion sickness. Alice in Wonderland was designed to be 2D, does a ton of cutting and panning, and would have been unwatchable for me in 3D.

    In the future, I think many scenes will have to be shot twice, or perhaps with multiple, moving 2D cameras and a static 3D camera for the same shot.

  114. I fear migraine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't watch any of the 3d movies so far, because I fear I could get a migraine attack.
    I know my vision is very sensitive and most probably is the trigger of my migraine attacks.

    Can anybody else who suffers from migraine attacks tell about their experience of watching the new 3d movies?

  115. I Saw the 3d... by euxneks · · Score: 1

    ... I still think it's a con.

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  116. Depth of vision by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    Might be redundant here, but have wanted to have my say on this for some time, so please don't mod me down for it if I do. Big chip on shoulder about it. I was born with a lazy eye. One of the muscles in my right eye has since birth (despite numerous ops at an early age), and always will to a certain extent, be weak. So I lack stereoscopic vision. This is why I think I am a geek and not a jock - Shit at anything that needs a ball (though if it wasn't for my geek knees I'd outrun the fucking lot of you). The other side effect is that there is not a decent photo of me in existence that doesn't need a good photoshopping (incidentally when are they going to come up with a wonky eye macro...?). But I digress. Anyway, a lot of this 3D cinema stuff is passing me by, I worry about the so called 3D TV (and eventually console, whatever form *that* takes) tsunami that is supposed to hit us this year or next... What I am trying to say is that if the parent is correct and there are approximately 10% of the population of the world that don't have depth of vision, will we be catered for? One of the first posters said that it would be easy to provide a pair of pseudo 3D glasses with the same polarisation in each eye to cancle out the 3D effect. Something tells me this wont work either...? Don't even start me on the craze of the 90's where they published pictures you had to focus on to see the 'hidden' picture...

  117. Re:Born Crosseyed here by Phrogman · · Score: 1

    I was born crosseyed. They did corrective surgery that meant I was no longer crosseyed but it failed in lining up my vision. I have lived so long with my left eye not looking at what my right eye looks at, that I am right-eye dependent, and I am told that if they did more surgery, it would just screw up my vision entirely because my brain is used to using one eye primarily. So, I see with my right eye, and my left is essentially peripheral vision. It means I have limited depth perception, and things like 3D are completely lost on me.

    I have zero interest in this whole latest 3D fad. I sincerely hope it goes away. Its been tried many times before and failed each time more or less. It seems like its a case of Hollywood focusing (no pun intended) on improvements to technology and presentation because they can do so, and ignoring the more intangible elements of story and acting.

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  118. I can see the effect just fine by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...and it's still a giant con.

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  119. Other choices? by sjwt · · Score: 1

    And what of those of us not in the 12% and not in the 5% but in the unknown percent with the conditon that allows us to see a 3d movie as being blury, out of focus and shoot at too low a frame rate?

    Any fix for that?

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  120. Re:I have an al[l]ergy to dreadful 3D by cffrost · · Score: 1

    Ah, now I get it. LOL that was fucking hilarious.

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  121. Blind in one eye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am blind in one eye from birth. I have never seen anything in 3D!

    James Cameron is one of my favourite directors. I haven't bothered going to see Avatar - because by all accounts, it's just not worth it in 2D.

  122. Monoscopic in a Stereoscopic world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monoscopic in a Stereoscopic world. I am cross eyed, as a result, my brain forgets to connect the 3d world, both for the virtual world of movies, and the real world. But its ok, because the problem is only truly pronounced in things like tennis and racket ball. At least as far as I perceive.