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  1. Re:Time to pick up a feature on Telcos Stand Against RIAA · · Score: 1
    SBC Customer Service

    ROFLMAO!! Thanks, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!

  2. Re:So does this mean ... on Telcos Stand Against RIAA · · Score: 1
    So does this mean that we *don't* hate telcos this week ?

    No. We we hate the telcos, but we like their lawyers.

    Wait...

  3. Re:Oh great... on More on E-textiles: Electronic Smart Fabric · · Score: 1

    Bend over so someone can reBOOT you.

  4. Re:I'm not going to even bother reading it. on The Map of Innovation · · Score: 3, Funny
    The days when business was stupid will return.

    I didn't notice that they had left.

  5. Re:Welcome on Xen High-Performance x86 Virtualization Released · · Score: 1

    Ah. It's been awhile since I read it.

  6. Wait, this isn't Weird on The Incredible Shrinking Recording Studio · · Score: 1

    Why, there's no magazine *called* "Weird", is there?

  7. Re:Welcome on Xen High-Performance x86 Virtualization Released · · Score: 0

    I'd like to remind them, that as a trusted TV personlity, I'd been useful in convincing people that it's OK to use a cut up beer can to fix excess play in the wheels of their expensive motorcyles.

  8. Re:Considering how many colleges there are in CT.. on Living Life in Fast-Forward · · Score: 1

    You have to stand up to attend in person.

  9. Re:More like Star Wars than LOTR on MIThril Jacket Showcases Wearable Computing · · Score: 1
    having to beat off the hotties with a shitty stick ;-)

    Well, the beating off will still apply just as much as before.

  10. Re: Good-bye pocket protectors... on MIThril Jacket Showcases Wearable Computing · · Score: 2, Funny
    Activates every 50+d50 turns for spellchecking.

    Is strongly affected by the Slashdot Blog of Poseur. When in melee range of the Blog, the spellcheck function must make a saving throw against Posion, or be affected. Effects: spellcheck is activated every 1+1d6 turns. Blog will cause egregious spelling and grammar errors. Every 4+2d4 rounds it will cause the massive duplication of what has gone before, lasting 3 turns.

  11. Re:What about the obvious DHCP issue? on Innocent File-Sharers Could Appear Guilty? · · Score: 2, Funny
    But I really don't know how cable networks work.

    That's OK. Neither does your cable company.

  12. Re:Boondoggler on CCAGW Misreads Mass. Policy, Open Standards Generally · · Score: 1
    What the heck is a boondoogler?

    I don't know. But the subject of your post is someone who wastes time or money on a boodoggle.

  13. Re:you.. on How Were You Fired? · · Score: 1
    i've never had perm job you insensitive clod!

    Yep, just a haircut's good enough for me. A lot cheaper, too.

  14. Re:what my last job did on How Were You Fired? · · Score: 1
    a knife in the book with fake blood collecting in a pool was *totally* unnecessary and maybe a little tasteleless

    I'll say. I've never had an employer assault my reading material.

  15. A Match on How Were You Fired? · · Score: 1

    and some gasoline.

  16. Re:I'm sorry, but ... on Is the Internet Your Source of Knowledge? · · Score: 1

    LOL! Thanks for that.

  17. Re:Cool! on OpenOffice.org Hits 1.1 · · Score: 1
    only 1998.9 versions to go...hey - there are "industry analysts" out there that count this way

    Wow. That's a lot of fingers and toes.

  18. Re:"pioneered the LAN"? on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 1
    Novell did certain things in 1989 better than Microsoft or Linux can replicate today.

    IPX!

  19. Re:SCO flings poo on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 1
    "Shit," "crap," and "dung" appear to be next on SCO's list.

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SHIT IS ON THE SCO LIST!

  20. Re:Just wait for the Taxinator to get in office... on California Demands Licensure For VoIP Providers · · Score: 2, Funny
    When Arrrnold gets in office

    I thought Talk Like a Pirate Day was over.

  21. Re:I'm sorry, but ... on Is the Internet Your Source of Knowledge? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm sorry, but everything worth knowing has already been digitized.

    OK, what did I eat last night? After my visit to the facilities this morning, I'm really wondering.

  22. Encourage growth on Encouraging Growth in a Software Company? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Eat bigger meals.

  23. Re:But Gentoo! GENTOO! Arghahahaha Gentoo!!!!! on Turn Your New Opteron Into A One-Game Console · · Score: 1
    If Gentoo were a living person I would kick him in the ghoulies.

    You really think Gentoo involves nasty little demons?

  24. Re:A 64-bit gaming console? on Turn Your New Opteron Into A One-Game Console · · Score: 1
    hide the CPU

    ...visit the emergency room under the name Andrew M. Devise...

  25. Re:How far we've come... on Turn Your New Opteron Into A One-Game Console · · Score: 1
    How far we've come since the days of Apple IIe and Commodore64 and Kaypro.

    Damn straight. I bet you don't have to flip the CD to Side 2 to go from the Rifle Range to the Confidence Course.