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  1. Re:Oh boy on Handspring Treo 600 Finally Available · · Score: 0
    It's a fairly comfortable wait

    Well, how long is it? More than 15 minutes? Half an hour?

  2. Re:What's "interesting" about the text... on Suing Your Customers: Winning Business Strategy? · · Score: 1
    is that the first part of the introduction to the article is exactly the same as the first paragraph of the article itself.

    No it wasn't. Putting in the italic tags is strenuous work. That's why he was too tired to spellcheck the article.

  3. Me on Slashback: Lamo, Trilogy, Searching · · Score: 1

    but who wants to miss out on an entire theater of sweaty LOTR fans

  4. Re:This month will certainly go down as on Linux 2.6 Kernel Stability Freeze · · Score: 2, Funny
    The October of cool new toys:
    2.6 kernal

    Still waiting on a spellchecker, though.

  5. Re:Yes, but on Linux 2.6 Kernel Stability Freeze · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is he an MCSE?

    I was there. He said his name was Darl Mc-something, and he had a lot of his code in the Linux 26 thingy, and that's why it works.

  6. Vertical, of course on Horizontal or Vertical Server Architecture? · · Score: 1

    Using rack-mount components saves gobs of floor space.

  7. Aha! on Vanu Replacing Cell Tower Equipment With PCs · · Score: 1
    Pentium-based computer

    So that's why my phone keeps trying to dial 0.99834664850!

  8. Re:Windows Key on What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard? · · Score: 1

    I don't have a Windows key, you poor bastard!

  9. Re:More fucking? on The State of Violent Gaming · · Score: 1
    I have no motivation problems in this area.

    Just application problems?

  10. Violent Gaming? on The State of Violent Gaming · · Score: 1

    What about violent theming on sites about gaming?

  11. Re:Relying on Autorun, that's moronic. on Newest Audio CD DRM Proves Ineffective · · Score: 4, Insightful
    but most companies disable it because it's a security risk.

    Not to mention really fucking annoying.

  12. Re:Over Their Heads? on SGI Compares Linux & System V Source Code · · Score: 1
    Step 1: Create awesome and secure OS
    Step 2: License said OS
    Step 3: Accuse others of license infringement
    Step 4: Profit ... no, wait ... multi-billion dollar loss as a result of "no way in hell are we going to win this" lawsuits ...

    So where does SCO fit in? Certainly not at Step 1.

  13. Re:Admin... by GUI?! on Managing Linux Systems With Webmin · · Score: 1
    A real man just needs a command line, his boots and his brain. Nothing more, nothing less.

    Pants. Pants are a must. And shirts. Well, anything to cover up the prototypical Slashdotter.

  14. Great! on Packet Juggling - Floating Data Storage · · Score: 1

    Floating Data Storage. Now they'll HAVE to approve my request for a jacuzzi in the server room!

  15. Re:How could Microsoft be fashionable to Slashdot? on Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image · · Score: 1
    Chapter 11.

    Better yet: Chapter 7

  16. Re:What the fsck is wrong with you people? on Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image · · Score: 1
    They even use songs by ... the Rolling Stones.

    Ahem. "You make a grown man cry!"

  17. ObOliverWendellJones on Build Your Own Mortar · · Score: 1
    Soon we will have backyard nukes!

    Scraped the luminous stuff off of 15,000 watch dials.

    Cool yer jets, I got the safety on.

  18. Re:5 pounder on Build Your Own Mortar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Using Pyrodex will do wonders for your complexion and add that special aroma to your cologne.

    Ahh, yes, Eau de Loaded Shorts

  19. Think Grandpas' old thirty-thirty is a kicker? on Build Your Own Mortar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No.

  20. Sure on What Counts as Music and Why? · · Score: 1
    Can pornographers get paid for turning images into sound?

    And it would STILL be better than the Spice Girls.

  21. Re:JUST in the sake of fairness... on Microsoft Taking Over the BIOS · · Score: 1
    Yeah, remember the last time Microsoft tried to alter PC hardware so that it could only boot with... eh.. Actually I can't seem to remember...

    Remember this..."DOS ain't done, 'til Lotus won't run."

  22. Re:Final Matrix? on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 1
    Did you get the original Boba Fett from the cereal offer?

    No one did. I ate all that cereal, then when I got my Fett, the fucking rocket wouldn't launch as advertised.

  23. We already knew it on Dark Matter's Profile Discovered? · · Score: 1

    It's really heavy, smells really bad and a very small pellet can power interstellar spaceships.

  24. Re:Dockers on Avoiding the Bat-Belt Syndrome? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I still surprise some of my coworkers when they see me pull my pda out of one of the thigh pockets.

    Don't forget to say, "'Scuse me, while I whip this out!"

  25. Re:The RIAA is simply transitioning... on Telcos Stand Against RIAA · · Score: 1
    Make it an automated message, calling out with caller ID info blocked, so people can't respond except to the address provided in the message.

    So send $250,000 to Litigious Dude. You have the power!