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Living Life in Fast-Forward

ctwxman writes "A year and a half ago my boss approached me, asking me to finish some college courses to get certification in what I've been doing for the past 20+ years. The courses are offered by Mississippi State University. Since I live in Connecticut, I am taking my lessons on DVD and videocassette with tests, quizzes and helpful advice from TA's online. It didn't take me long to realize how s-l-o-w the whole lecture process was. But with WinDVD4, I started ramping up the speed. It didn't take long to get to 2x normal speed. Other than the lectures taking half the time, I didn't miss anything. Yes, the speech is a little clipped, but these are college lectures. There are no speed demons delivering at the MSU lectern. I posted my 'discovery' to our online student bulletin board and found many other students were scared of the idea. But, for me wearing headphones (important I think), these hyper lessons are just as good as watching at normal speed. Now, The New York Times (sacrifice of eldest child required) has legitimized my claim with this article showing how and why others are rapidly jumping on the high speed watching bandwagon."

342 comments

  1. Did it. by grub · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I did a similar thing at my job.

    When I was hired on here I had to view 2-ish hours of safety videos ("Look at that 1 kilo pipe wrench soar into the bore of that MRI machine from 3 meters away! Fear!!") I don't work in the labs with glass, animals or tissue. Unless one of the SGI Origins becomes self-aware ala Skynet.. you get the idea.. anyhow many of the videos were not applicable to me or my work.

    Fortunately they were on CDs in Quicktime format and the Quicktime viewer had a fast play option for those lulls in the video. (the Flying Wrench O' Death was really cool, it's the highlight of the whole video set that anyone every talks about.)

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    1. Re:Did it. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      the Flying Wrench O' Death was really cool,

      A place I used to work had something similar. It was a 400 tonne mining truck running over a 1/2 ton pickup truck and crushing it deep into the soft ground. Nothing left for rescue crews to recover.

      They also showed the view from the drivers cabin. The driver never saw the pickup, and didn't even notice the little bump the other truck made while going under it's wheels. After seeing that, you stopped at stop signs around the plant.

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    2. Re:Did it. by Lispy · · Score: 1

      I used to watch Barbwire that way. Noone ever realized that I saw the movie in 45min. rather than going throw the 90min. tortune of the storyline...

    3. Re:Did it. by belroth · · Score: 1
      I used to watch Barbwire that way. Noone ever realized that I saw the movie in 45min. rather than going throw the 90min. tortune of the storyline...
      Err, one question.
      Why watch it at all?
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    4. Re:Did it. by jo42 · · Score: 1


      I'd pay money to see that done to every single minivan, SUV and pickup on the planet...

  2. How much time until someone does it a 4x? by DrFlex · · Score: 0


    When will the madness stop?!?!?

    1. Re:How much time until someone does it a 4x? by THotze · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ialwayswatcheverythingat4xusingmykewlPVRI'vegothoo keduptomyTV.Itsamazing,Igettowatch4XtheTVthatallmy friendsdo,andIusethetimeIsavedtotakeaSpeedReadingc ourseinmyarea.Inowreadbooks4xasfastaseveryone,too. UsingthetimeI'vesaved,I'mworkingonaTimeMachine.Som eofmyfamilythinkI'mcrazy,andthatIalwaystalktoofast now,butIrealizeI'mjustaheadofthetrent.Oh,yeah,I've alsodiscoveredthathittingtheSpaceBarisjustawasteof time-youcanreadthisFINEanyways.Remember,iftimeismo ney,I'mtherichestguyaround.

      Just a thought. ;-)

    2. Re:How much time until someone does it a 4x? by grub · · Score: 1


      If you thought your lady was unhappy with you "finishing up" in a minute, I'm sure she'll be ecstatic about the 15-second version..

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    3. Re:How much time until someone does it a 4x? by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      you really need to lay off the caffine.

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    4. Re:How much time until someone does it a 4x? by perttu · · Score: 1

      4x ? I watched the reruns of Party of Five at speeds between 5x and 9x , with a relatively high-end 2 and a half year old S-VHS VCR (JVC HR-S8600), with a whopping 2 megabytes of memory for TBC.

      Being from Finland , it helps helps that 95% of programs not made in Finland are subtitled in Finnish. (Pokemon is dubbed). Programs with more action , such as Xena, I tend to watch at 2x or 3x speed and the dubbed programs at 1.5x speed.

      Speed options are somewhat limited, available speeds are 1/3x, 1/2x , 1x , 1.5x , 2-3-5-7-9x ; all with audio.
      For those wondering, there's no jerkiness, the playback is smooth (>10 year Philips CM 8833 monitor). Analog rules.
      Though I suppose if one compressed the video into MPEG-2 with all frames keyframes, then there'd be a chance of getting smooth playback at 5x speed, without having to decode the stream at 125 fps. Though my Nokia CRT can reach 150 Hz at 640x480.

      At the 4 first speeds the audio speed is in sync with the video, with small corrections in pitch.

      At 2-3-5-7-9x speeds the VCR drops out silent bits and at higher speeds quite a bit of speech as well, so the audio is in sync with video only every now and then.

      If the program happens to be subtitled in English, me being Finnish, I can only watch as fast as 3x if I want to understand.

      With Friends, I tend not to trust the translators skills and watch the show at 1.5x or 2x speed.

    5. Re:How much time until someone does it a 4x? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I view "Party Of Five" at 5x, it seems like "Party Of One"

    6. Re:How much time until someone does it a 4x? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will they realize that it would be much more efficienct to just produce lecture notes, or some other form of written material. Then you can read through it as fast as you want. The only reason to have a human speaking the material is to be able to interact with him or her. If it is just a recording of a human, then you have taken away pretty much the only real benefit of receiving the information in that form.

  3. If only by Kujah · · Score: 1, Funny

    there was a remote control so you could fast-forward professors in the lecture hall. Man they're boring!

    1. Re:If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bring a book. you know, not-related to class.

    2. Re:If only by ComaVN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then why do you even show up?

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    3. Re:If only by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Makes you wonder how valuable professors are. What do they say that couldn't be just read from notes? Why not just hand out complete notes with the text, have office hours available and let the students learn that way? Or do students need to be spoon fed?

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    4. Re:If only by KDan · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's the way we do it in Oxford (for some subjects anyway). We have lectures and tutorials, but the lectures are non-compulsory. The tutorials are 1- or 2-on-1 and thus you actually get something out of them.

      Daniel

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    5. Re:If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You don't. My wife takes online classes that do just that. She received a book, complete class notes and a CD that contains some lab videos of medical procedures - the autopsy is pretty cool.

      The professor doesn't even "teach" anything. She just makes herself available for questions, mostly via email.

      The point is, my wife does really well with this approach. The problem is, we are paying just as much for the class as the students that go to the campus and hear the boring lectures and make use of the facilities.

    6. Re:If only by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some people can only learn in a traditional (i.e. long boring lecture) setting. That's the way it's done in the US system in public schools and the majority of private schools so kids get trained to learn that way by default.

      Personally, there are some subjects in which I need to be -taught-, not just given the info. I'm not naturally good with math, so I need extra attention and to go to every lecture. Humanities and social sciences come easily for me and I can learn those completely on my own. It also helps that I genuinely like humanities and social sciences. Since I don't care for math and hard science, I need extra structure in the process of learning it to make sure that I "get it."

    7. Re:If only by gabec · · Score: 3, Funny
      Great, that's exactly what I want to hear.

      "My Doctor learned to operate by watching DVDs and The Learning Channel!"

    8. Re:If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct if you are talking about vocational training such as IT courses. True higher education requires interactivity.

    9. Re:If only by arkanes · · Score: 4, Informative

      Check out MITs OpenCourseWare if that's your thing.

    10. Re:If only by DrDebug · · Score: 1

      I am of the firm belief that many of automobiles in the city I live in are driven by people who learned to drive from the Internet.

    11. Re:If only by 3terrabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not a doctore either, but I stayed at a Howard Johnson last night!

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    12. Re:If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even worse ...

      "I only know how to do this operation at 2x speed ..."

    13. Re:If only by jvj24601 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with the lecture format is that to get anything out of the lecture, you have to read the material first.

      An old professor of mine explained it to me this way: In the "old days"(his words, not mine), students were expected to have read the material first. The lecture was intended to suppliment the readings. It would "answer many questions that the students, in their minds, were already asking themselves". Nowadays, the lectures answer questions that the students haven't even asked, so the lectures themselves become irrelevant.

      One solution, obviously, is stress to students that reading the material before class is the only way to get anything from the lecture. Another solution, of course, is to simply do away with lectures (which many classes have done recently).

    14. Re:If only by Hast · · Score: 1

      In my experience a good lecturer can make the topic seem a lot more interesting than it might really be. Such lecturers can pull you through boring material much easier than if you just studied it yourself.

      Unfortunately it's more common to have a lecturer who's so boring that he turns an interesting topic into torture.

      A good lecturer will also tell you things that are not in the book. Or in a different way from how it's told in a book. And the biggest benefit is that if you don't understand something you can ask the lecturer to go over a particular part once more.

    15. Re:If only by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      +1 Insightful to you.

      The problem with the old way of doing things is that with everything else that a college student, especially a non-traditional one, is expected to do the requirement that they read the material beforehand is impossible to fulfill. Eliminating lectures just makes this even more since you have NO chance to learn the material.

      The 20 year old social darwinists that have always had straight A's and no lives will pipe up and say "waah, college is hard, do it or go be poor. And vote Bush" but when you have kids, a full-time job, and a home to take care of, there just isn't any time.

    16. Re:If only by tengwar · · Score: 1

      Same at Cambridge. Theoretically I shared with a blues boatie for a couple of subjects - of course he never turned up. The down side is that there's nowhere to hide, and I'm just not that good at physics.

    17. Re:If only by po8 · · Score: 1

      "No, I'm not a lawyer. But I did watch an episode of Matlock at the bar last night. The sounds was off, but I think I caught the gist of it."

    18. Re:If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This idea was suggested (albeit with the aid of drug use) in Robert Heinlein's "Puppet Masters" which goes back to the late 40's or early 50's. The difference is we now have the technology

    19. Re:If only by Hentai · · Score: 1

      The 20 year old social darwinists that have always had straight A's and no lives will pipe up and say "waah, college is hard, do it or go be poor. And vote Bush" but when you have kids, a full-time job, and a home to take care of, there just isn't any time.

      To which those same social darwinists would reply, "tough - you should have completed college BEFORE you had kids and had to get a job. Oh, wait - you weren't born lucky enough to get a full ride to college? HA! THEN YOU DESERVE TO BE POOR, PLEB!!!

      Well, probably not quite that overtly condescending, but still the same idea. Trouble is, even if it's cruel for them to say so, they DO have the weight of how-things-really-are behind them.

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    20. Re:If only by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Well, probably not quite that overtly condescending, but still the same idea.

      Certainly not to your face, anyway.

      Trouble is, even if it's cruel for them to say so, they DO have the weight of how-things-really-are behind them.
      If you have kids, a full-time job, and a home, your reality trumps theirs. They can go live at mom and dad's when they can't find a job as soon as they graduate, and have nothing to take care of but their best wanking hand.

  4. Depends by Shaklee39 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Depends on the professor. I have been using the E&M lectures on MIT OCW for the last few weeks and that professor is extremely organized. I do not think it would be possible to understand everything he is saying running at double the speed.

    1. Re:Depends by ajensen · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Quite right. I wish that it were possible to choose which professors to "fast-forward" -- I have a couple in my computer science classes who need to pick up the pace a bit. Honestly, if it can be well-understood at the higher speed, then that's a much more efficient use of time.

      The radio industry picked up on this idea a while back, too, as I recall. They would remove the "dead space" between spoken words to get more time in for advertising. Somebody was thinking.

    2. Re:Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, sometimes in E&M lectures I wish I could hit a pause button to concentrate and digest. Then again, it probably has a lot to do with me never reading the book beforehand like you're 'supposed to'.

      Oh yeah, these are real lectures where I am actually there, duh.

  5. No Reg Required by 11223 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Once again, Google News comes to the rescue.

  6. Jobe! by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think of Lawnmower Man?

    1. Re:Jobe! by longbottle · · Score: 1

      Hell yes... if I do this, will I get superpowers too? Equireing minds want to know!

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  7. u asked for it by Zeromous · · Score: 0, Funny

    I know Kung-Fu...

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    1. Re:u asked for it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me...

    2. Re:u asked for it by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the people listening to the fast playback shake their head like in the matrix where they get "taught" stuff like how to fly a helicopter.

      Cuz that would look funny.

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    3. Re:u asked for it by Zeromous · · Score: 0

      AS IF you got modded up and *I'm* "Offtopic" :D

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  8. Often requested ReplayTV feature... by jbarr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a long-time ReplayTV user who is active on the ReplayTV Forum of the AVS Forum, I can say that this is a feature that has been often requested. The ability to be able to watch TV recordings at a faster speed with pitch-adjusted audio would be great for watching things like news shows, etc.

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    1. Re:Often requested ReplayTV feature... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      My brother's ATI Radeon All-in-Wonder comes with PVR software that can speed up playback without changing the pitch of audio. You can play video back at 0.5x, 1x, or 1.5x.

      I used it once to watch a Sealab episode in only 8 minutes. It works well.

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  9. Re:I hear by Stigmata669 · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the messages aren't so subliminal.

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  10. Do the same with modern music... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... and you'll get "alternative" music ::ducks::

  11. A rediscovery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think you've used technology to rediscover one of the points of good teaching. Probably over a decade ago, there was a study of what qualities make for compelling teaching. I remember one of them was NOT s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g out every comcept in excruciatingly slothish manner so "no child gets left behind". One of the most desired qualities was, in fact, speaking quickly to maintain interest.

    1. Re:A rediscovery? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, yes - but that's as in "good teaching of bright kids". If you're teaching thickies you have to go more slowly, if you're teaching clever 'uns you can speed up. I would have thought judging the pace of a lesson to be appropriate to the students you're teaching was rather self-evident.

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    2. Re:A rediscovery? by pavon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I agree that it mainly depends on the density of the lecture. Same goes for books. There were some "practical" CS classes I took where it would drive me crazy to do anything other than skim the book because of all the unnecisarry fluff and verbage. On the other hand, there was this one theoretical math class I took (differential geometry), where it would take me over 10 minutes to simply parse a single page, and I would normally have to read the chapter a couple more times before fully understanding the concepts. I swear less than half of the text was actual english, the rest pure math. (and at 1/4 inch thick, it was also the most expensive textbook I ever bought :)

    3. Re:A rediscovery? by thedillybar · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'd rather here it 3 times fast than o-n-e t-i-m-e slooooooooooow. And that kid who got left behind?

      As long as he doesn't give up on it, he'll catch it the 2nd or 3rd time.

    4. Re:A rediscovery? by filmsmith · · Score: 1

      In college, I had a professor (She got her Doctorate, I believe, while teaching our class) who was the most amazing person I had ever met at giving lectures.

      She would start the class by opening up her notebook, glancing down at it briefly and then begin speaking. She would cover a vast range of historic facts and figures (I failed to mention she was a history professor) while incorporating amusing stories and rumors (my favorite is still the story of Guy Fawks (sp?) Day).

      What was truly astounding at her style of lecturing was the vast wealth of information at this woman's fingertips as well as the enthusiasm, speed and depth of her coverage of the information. The days I came out of that classroom with less than 5 pages (single spaced) of handwritten notes were few and far between (And that doesn't take into account the times I stopped taking notes to just sit and listen to her speak.)

      After the first day of classes, and having experienced the hand-cramping brilliance of this woman, I was scared shitless that I wouldn't make it out of that class alive, but I was far too fascinated by what she knew to drop out. Now, almost 4 years later, she's still one of my favorite Professor's from that school.

      If any of you ever have the good fortune to take a class by Dr. Balch-Linday, jump at the opportunity.

    5. Re:A rediscovery? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Heh; I took a class in college once called "technical speaking", supposedly to help me get a little more comfortable with speaking in front of a small audience of technical colleagues.

      I did, and still have stage fright, but I discovered that if I channeled a lot of my nervousness (and any caffeine) into speaking quickly (but clearly), people paid much closer attention to what I was saying.

      Of course, it also helped if I had studied the subject so obsessively, that I could handle any questions or comments without requiring the use of my brain (which was usually fried by the stage fright at that point).

    6. Re:A rediscovery? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The only reason these people are "thickies" is because they've been conditioned to be so by the system. You're very likely a "thickie" too, compared to many/most Asian students, or historical American figures like Washington or Franklin (or any fully self-educated person, really). People are not stupid by default. The reason they're stupid is because they've been conditioned to be so by the system, so they'll be willing followers.

      I went to a private high school with some incredibly unintelligent people. All of them were able to buckle down and do the work, though. Why? Because it was difficult, and it challenged them. Because it was fast paced and wasn't just shit for the sake of shitting.

      Now, if the person's already been cultured and molded into a simpleton, there's not much hope for proper teaching. You've got to hold their hands all along the way, unfortunately.

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  12. I can relate to this... by jakoz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...having found that double the playtime for twice as many times is of far greater value than half the speed for half the repetitions. It also forms the backbone of many memory fads... an example is the last tape of the Mega Memory course, where, you can hear Kev extoll the values of high speed learning. Personally, I think the best thing a Uni student will ever own is a variable speed notetaker.

    1. Re:I can relate to this... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I think the best thing a Uni student will ever own is a variable speed notetaker.

      Also known as a pen? :)

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    2. Re:I can relate to this... by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      No, that's the multifont text and graphic utility.

    3. Re:I can relate to this... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Also known as a pen? :)

      I don't know about yours, but every pen I've ever used has only two speeds -- slow and really slow.

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  13. Dependent upon the teacher by jason.hall · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this is totally dependent upon the teacher's style. I've had some "we have a lot to cover and time is short" styles, where he bombarded us machine-gun style with facts, and other slow-as-molasses types that left me thinking "just get to the point". Of course, even the machine-gun-style guy has to answer the questions I already know the answer to, a prime time for the fast-forward button.

  14. Fast-Forward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was a wee lad, I thought it would be amusing to put those "Alvin and the Chipmunks" records on the 45 RPM setting. Try keeping a straight face through that.

  15. Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Lizard_King · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But this is material that you've had 20+ years of experience with. I would hope that you can watch/listen to the lectures at 2x the speed and still follow along. I would also hope that you could skip a few lectures and not be left confused.

    Take a student who has had no experience with the subject matter. You think this approach would still work well?

    I suppose its relative to the complexity of the subject matter and the ability of the student to digest information, but I would argue, that for the most part, lectures at hyper-speed aren't more effective.

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    1. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a student with no experience could keep up given enough amphetamine beforehand.

    2. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Take a student who has had no experience with the subject matter. You think this approach would still work well?

      Hell, try doing this with any technology/science oriented class. I'm sure we could all do some English or Philosophy class in fast-forward, but not a class on Operating system design or quantum mechanics.

    3. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      I often wished I could zip through dull parts of lectures at Uni - I'd be sitting there thinking "OKAY OKAY I UNDERSTAND BUFFER SOLUTIONS" and we'd have half an hour to go.

      Allowing me to zip pthrough the easy stuff, and play back repeatedly the hard bits would probably have halved my time spent 'learning' and so doubled (or more) my time spent reinforcing the knowledge through experimentation / further reading and talking shit with some friends and a beer.

    4. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by bogado · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you think that english or philosophy are inherantly easier then OS design or quantum mechanics?

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    5. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      As was put by my one of my high school history teachers:

      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.

      Getting the concept in lecture is one thing, but actually rememerbing it when you leave is another.

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    6. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by emilng · · Score: 0

      because this is Slashdot you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by benwb · · Score: 1

      They're not easier, but typically lectures on those subjects are less dense than the average physics lecture.

    8. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Because one is concept based and the other knowledge/data based.

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    9. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by sg3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > lectures at hyper-speed aren't more effective.

      Well, that's a good point.

      I frequently give presentations, talk with analysts and the press, and speak at conferences, so I've got some experience doing different types of public speaking. I've found that the "fresher" the topic, the slower I must speak.

      I remember once I had to give a presentation on specialized security issues for public networks to a selected group of very experienced, high-level, technology decision makers. Unfortunately, my presentation was last, and the previous guy went on way too long, so I had to do my 80 minute presentation in less than 30 minutes. I knew the material pretty well, so I took a deep breath, and dashed through it.

      You know the look that Wile E. Coyote would have after a bomb intended for the roadrunner blew up in his face? Well, imagine an audience full of expressions like that. They understood the material, but the high-powered enema school of lecturing is a little too much when the material is unfamiliar.

      The moral of the story is, if you know the material, a quick lecture isn't bad because it's generally reminding you of stuff you already know. But if you're learning something new, the pauses, rhetorical questions, and pacing all give the listener time to reflect on the material they're hearing so they can understand it better.

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    10. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by sean.peters · · Score: 2
      They're not easier, but typically lectures on those subjects are less dense than the average physics lecture.

      In other words, they're not easier, but they're easier?

      I've taken a lot of English, and I've taken a lot of quantum mechanics. English IS easier.

      Sean

    11. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      Dude, have you ever been to a philosophy lecture? They can get pretty damn demanding.

    12. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      inherantly? then?

      Obviously you need to watch your english lectures at 1/2 speed.

    13. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm pretty sure you are trolling becasue you know who hangs out on /.


      If the average university student could "speak" Calculas as well as the could speak English then one would be no harder than the other. Unfortunately the average student is better at speaking english than Calculas.


      Take a 1000 students randomly selected from a college and get each of them to take a 2nd year English and 2nd year Quantum Mechanics class. The marks will be higher in the English class. Students have 19 years of education to draw on for the English class and only a few years for the math.


      Now one could twist that around to say that English is harder, but difficulty is all relative.

    14. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Why do you think that english or philosophy are inherantly easier then OS design or quantum mechanics?

      Because the first two are "natural" -- we're constantly communicating, and we're constantly asking "why are we here?"

      The latter two are very much not natural -- computers are very recently on the scene (50 years or so), and quantum mechanics makes your brain hurt without good psychedelics.

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    15. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Yes, but either way, it's patently obvious you've never been to a QM lecture.

      Trust me, after you've seen the gates of hell first-hand, you can mail the rest in.



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    16. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by schlick · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I have found that even with new material I prefer to listen to it faster. But I'll usually listen more than one time. I think it is more useful to listen to the same material 2x in one hour at 2x than one time in one hour. It still ends up taking the same amount of time but I end up with a better understanding. I find that if I take a few moments to mentally review between listenings and ogranize my questions the second listening really solidifies it for me.

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    17. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Jerf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What you don't know is always easy. (One of the many implications of the fascinating paper.) Or if you prefer, "it is scientifically verifiable that the more you know about a subject, the more you realize you don't know, true all the way up to the extreme that someone who doesn't know anything/much about a subject will think they know everything." (That's a little long for a link target, though.)

    18. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      You know, I majored in both CS and philosophy, and did take OS design. Frankly, if you're taking a *real* philosophy class (not like ethics or something that's just blathering back classic Grecian material, but with hard analysis of the nature of reality going on) I think that it's a pretty much untenable position that you can zip through a philosophy class but not through an OS course.

      I went into OS knowing most of the material, so I may be a bit biased, but I could have fast-forwarded through almost all of it. Try fast forwarding through a philosophy class trying to show an isomorphism between the properties of infitesimals and the properties of the operators and units used in human value calculations (yes, actually a lecture). Not bloody likely. You have to rewrap your brain around a lot of things that you take for granted.

    19. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by ruzel · · Score: 1

      The article you cite is pretty interesting. Did anyone read it? The first example they bring up is a guy who robbed a bank in broad daylight and when shown videotapes later on only mumbled "But I wore the juice." He was under the impression that rubbing lemon juice on his face rendered him invisible to the video cameras.

    20. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Take a student who has had no experience with the subject matter. You think this approach would still work well?

      Yes - for many of them.

      In my student days the lectures at most of my classes were WAY too sloooooooow for me. So I studied for other classes during lectures and switched attention when something new came up.

      (Can't do that any more. Decades of programming have made me habitually focus so tightly that I can no longer multiplex between two text streams. I'll either get auditory exclusion and miss what is said, or find myself unable to read while someone is talking - especially if it's about something I'm NOT interested in.)

      I'll have to try this speeded-up lecture recording trick. (I was a student BEFORE home computers, so pitch-adjusted sped-up speech wasn't available. The best was silence-clipped-out, and it was a laboratory hack rather than an available tool, though I understand the military had it available in some context.)

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    21. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by bfields · · Score: 1
      Take a student who has had no experience with the subject matter. You think this approach would still work well?

      Watching at double-speed itself might not be so important, but it might be a useful part of a student's strategy to take more control over their learning. For example, speeding through a set of lectures very quickly and then going back to study the interesting parts more carefully could be very effective.

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    22. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Blitter · · Score: 1
      Why do you think that english or philosophy are inherantly easier then OS design or quantum mechanics?

      As my best friend (a chemistry major) put it to me in college: "I've seen a lot of people switch from a science major to a humanities major because science was too hard, but I've never seen someone switch from humanities to science because humanities was too hard." Your milage may vary.

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    23. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.
      Repetition is the mother of learning.

      Bullshit
      Bullshit
      Bullshit
      Bullshit
      Bullshit

      Repetition is the mother of rote memorization.

      Comprehension is the mother of learning. Figuring out how this idea connects to that other idea so your brain has a place to grab hold.

      Of course, this is coming from a guy who majored in math because everything else required too much memorization -- in math all I had to do was understand the principles and I could derive the details. I hate memorization, because I suck at it, and I hate repetition because if I understood it the first time, the 5th time will just bore me and if I didn't understand it the first time, just saying it again won't help.

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    24. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by shepd · · Score: 1

      >In other words, they're not easier, but they're easier?

      Not really.

      English is concepts based. Once you have understood the concept, you need to apply it.

      Science is facts based. You need to know most all the facts to be able to use it.

      For example, not knowing the speed of light will make it impossible to complete many light based experiments. However, not knowing to use "an" rather than "a" before words starting with a vowel will not prevent you from writing a rather competent english paper (you'll lose some marks for the error, but it could still be valid if you only missed that one idea).

      Is science harder? No. It's simply that glossing over a small fact will prevent you from doing an entire section of study.

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    25. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your definition of hard? It seems like not glossing over any small facts would be hard.

    26. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by shepd · · Score: 1

      >What is your definition of hard? It seems like not glossing over any small facts would be hard.

      My definition of hard is not memorizing tables of data. That's just tedious.

      My definition of hard is thouroughly understanding an idea to the point where you can develop on it. But hard isn't bad.

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    27. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by marhar · · Score: 1
      Why do you think that english or philosophy are inherantly easier then OS design or quantum mechanics?



      Coz I took a class in english and I took a class in quantum mechanics!

    28. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh good. Then we're in agreement because science is not about memorizing tables of data. We have books for that sort of thing. You just have to remember which book to go to!

      So when you say science is not harder, do you mean that science is not hard? So do you mean that doing science is not about "thouroughly understanding an idea to the point where you can develop on it"? That's strange. I thought the definition of science was exactly about thoroughly understanding an idea so that you can develop it further through experimentation.

      As the preeminent American philosopher once said:

      "Math is hard" "Let's go shopping" -Barbie

    29. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by shepd · · Score: 1

      >So do you mean that doing science is not about "thouroughly understanding an idea to the point where you can develop on it"?

      No, I suggested they're equally difficult, but they are based on fundamentally different concepts.

      In science, a fact is a fact.

      English (and other humanities studies) have a constantly changing information base, and while there are hard facts, a great many of them, even at the most basic level, are constantly changing. Heck, with english alone, you can't say how a word is meant to be pronounced without qualifying it to a few hundred miles radius.

      However, basic facts in science are set. The speed of light does not change during a routine set of high school experiments.

      And that's why I say english is based on concepts, and science based on facts. One can write a good english paper on a completely imaginary and made up topic and still get full marks, as long as the people reading it believe you have understood the concept of english. One cannot, however, write a quality science paper without sticking to well known facts, even if one appears to have grasped the basic concept of the experiement being done.

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    30. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't take offense but from your statements that in science a fact is a fact, I can see that you haven't studied science very much and certainly not at a college or university level.

      There are no facts in science. Any scientist or engineer will tell you this right away.

      In your statement about a constantly changing information base, watch what happens when I change a few words:

      Science (and other scientific studies) have a constantly changing information base, and while there are hard facts, a great many of them, even at the most basic level, are constantly changing. Heck, with physics alone, you can't say how the speed of light is measured without qualifying it to a few hundred miles radius.

      Again, any scientist will see that paragraph and agree 99.9%. Including what the speed of light is (it is different in a vacuum v.s. other propagation materials). The 0.01% that they will disagree about is the phrase "while there are hard facts" because they know that there are none.

      As far as I know good english papers depend on research, arguments, a thesis and supporting evidence. These things are easy to state but putting together enough evidence and putting together a convincing argument is what makes humanities hard. Not as hard as the sciences but a little harder than majoring in Physical Education.

    31. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by bogado · · Score: 1

      I think you are the only person here that catched what I was tring to say. Sure if you got out and watch a introdutory course of english or philosofy, it you be easy. But many people spends hours and hours studing those things. Many more men-hours werer spended studing those two subjects then quantum physics and OS design together. To think that they are easier is simply denying the thoughts of hundrens or thousands of people.

      Thank you.

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    32. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      And how'd you get good at using the principles? Practice. Which is the sane way of doing repetition in math. Its not repetition of the exact same thing, but it is repetition.

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    33. Re:Am I Stating the Obvious here? by swillden · · Score: 1

      And how'd you get good at using the principles? Practice.

      Wrong. You don't "get good at using the principles", you learn each one, explore it to understand its ramifications, and then move on.

      You're thinking of "plug-n-chug" math, as usually found in pre-calculus and calculus courses, in which practice is relevant because understanding is considered too hard to teach, so repetition is the only way to drill the mechanical processes into students' brains. Yes, I sucked at that too.

      You mentioned history, and there's an analogous situation there. Most lower-level history courses are taught as long streams of facts which must be memorized, which is so mind-numbingly boring that the only way to get by is through heavy repetition. *Good* history courses focus on the ebb and flow of historical patterns, digging beyond the events and exploring the reasons behind them, the motivations and personalities of the people involved and the context in which they moved. In that sort of study, rote memorization becomes unnecessary, because one acquires a sufficiently deep understanding of the events and their temporal relationships that the brain can naturally grab onto the key facts and relate them to one another to build a coherent and easy-to-remember structure.

      I've spoken to a couple of historians who lament the way most history is taught, just as all of the mathematicians I know lament the way most mathematics is taught, and for much the same reasons. The repetitive approach bores students, makes them hate the subject, and completely obscures the actual processes of study used to further the subjects.

      In both cases, math and history, the problem is fundamentally the same: lower-level courses do not have time, and the instructors do not have the knowledge or skill, to explore the structure underneath the surface-level factoids, and so rote memorization is required and repetition is necessary. The alternative is for young people to get a narrow, deep education, rather than a broad, shallow education, and that seems less desirable.

      To say, however, that repetition is the mother of *learning* is crap. Repetition is merely a way of coping when there isn't adequate time to truly learn a subject.

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  16. small % of processing power by fred+ugly · · Score: 1, Funny
    In normal conversation, only a small part of the brain is taxed, leaving excess processing power to be used for listening for lurking predators, filtering out background noise or simply daydreaming.


    in a normal windows session, only a small part of the cpu is taxed, leaving excess processing power to be used scanning for viruses/worms, filtering out smb traffic, or simply entering infinite loops.
  17. I'm from Mississippi by boatboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm from MS, so I can say this. The reason that this works is because we talk half as fast.

    1. Re:I'm from Mississippi by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you suggesting that college professors in MS are "half-fast"?

      (say it aloud)

      Tim

    2. Re:I'm from Mississippi by tachyonflow · · Score: 1

      Heh, speak for yourself... I'm from MS, and if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people from anywhere talking too slow! :)

    3. Re:I'm from Mississippi by WarmBoota · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the subject at first, and I thought he meant that he was from Microsoft! I'm not sure which is funnier.

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    4. Re:I'm from Mississippi by daBum · · Score: 1

      Being from Mississippi myself, and having attended several of their institutions, I definately have to agree with you that they are "half-fast"...

      Tho I still think that math guy was on crack or somethin... pie r round... not square...

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    5. Re:I'm from Mississippi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You may be thinking of Missouri

    6. Re:I'm from Mississippi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Having lived both in MS and in New England, I can attest that 2X Mississippi speech speed would work out as about normal for CT. You could go even faster for NY. Not wanting to start a culture war here - but as half of my family lives in NY and half in MS, I can see the difference every time one of them speaks.

  18. Evelyn Wood Video Training? by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 0, Funny

    I wonder what would happen if you watched a speed-reading course from Evelyn Wood this way. Would you finish before you even started?

    It reminds me of the limerick:

    There once was a lady named Bright,
    Who could travel far faster than light
    She set out one day
    In a relative way
    And came back the previous night

    Tim

    1. Re:Evelyn Wood Video Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, the version I know goes like this:

      There was a young couple named Bright
      Who could make love much faster than light.
      They started one day,
      In the usual way,
      And came on the previous night.

    2. Re:Evelyn Wood Video Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a young lady from Wight,
      who travelled much faster than light.
      She departed one day,
      in a relative way,
      and arrived on the previous night.

      You quoted it wrong, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Evelyn Wood Video Training? by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Woody Allen:

      I took the Evelyn Wood speed reading course. I read War and Peace in 12 minutes. It was about Russia.

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  19. hmmm... by Ligur · · Score: 1

    One step closer to actually knowing a subject forwards and backwards.
    yuck

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  20. My mentally handicapped son by Frans+Faase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It looks like my mentally handicapped son (almost 6) with a P.I.Q. of 50, also has this preference. He always asks us to play his favourite video at twice the normal speed, especially if he already has watched them before.

    1. Re:My mentally handicapped son by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe you should have a sympathetic neurosurgeon overclock your son so he'll effectively have a P.I.Q. of 100.

      Sorry.

    2. Re:My mentally handicapped son by Frans+Faase · · Score: 1

      In his case that would not work. He suffers from poor myelination, which means that the isolation around his nerve endings is poor or lacking. I understand that because of this the restore time of the nerve is longer than normal, and thus causing a lower signal throughput than normal. Increasing the frequence would not work in this case, because poorly isolated conductors usually have higher impedance on higher frequencies.

    3. Re:My mentally handicapped son by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

      Is this the same sort of thing that was in that lorenzos oil movie?

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    4. Re:My mentally handicapped son by dkone · · Score: 1

      you are an ass and your comment is in appropriate.

    5. Re:My mentally handicapped son by Frans+Faase · · Score: 1
      He does not have adrenoleukodystrophy, as the boy Lorenzo in the movie had. Adrenoleukodystrophy is a progressive disease, meaning that things tend to get worse and worse. My son suffers from Kabuki Syndrome. With him it is just that the process of myelination goes slower than normal. Myelination usually starts around three months before birth and continues while the child is developing. In some parts of the brain it goes slower than in other areas. Visual perception, for example is slower, which is the reason that children cannot read small print.

      We have seen an improvement with him, since we start giving him a supplement of Essential Fatty Acids.

      We feel very blessed having him as our son and we are very proud of his achievements. He is just a very lovely boy (when he is not nagging :-).

    6. Re:My mentally handicapped son by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's "in" appropriate then you must mean it's within the realm of being appropriate. Thank you.

    7. Re:My mentally handicapped son by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      If impedence is too high, just bump up his voltage a little bit. Make sure to do it in small increments, and you may need to upgrade his headware to a beanie with a propellor to maintain adequete cooling and if he still gets too hat, water-cooling at the swimming pool may be necessary.

      PS, all meant in jest, like most others I know with handicaps you seem well adjusted and able to appreciate the humor.

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    8. Re:My mentally handicapped son by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      You are a drone, and your comment is PC.

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  21. I did this in middle school! by Chuck+Milam · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ok, so I did this in middle school. We had a history teacher that would make us watch so many filmstrips and answer little quizzes about them. It didn't take us long to figure that we could cut the time it took to grind through a 20-minute filmstip by playing the 33rpm record at 45rpm.

    Hey kids: Remember vinyl record? No? Damn, I'm getting old.

    1. Re:I did this in middle school! by Garion911 · · Score: 1

      Bah... We used the 78 speed.. Then again, we were "gifted"...

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  22. Speed and Familiarity by mopslik · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...to get certification in what I've been doing for the past 20+ years.

    I think that one of the reasons why you may have been able to digest the information at this faster speed is because you're already well-experienced in that area. Naturally, anyone who's been working with X for a number of years is already familiar with most of the concepts. Me, I could easily watch most computer-related lectures in double-speed and absorb 99% of the information easily. Change subjects, though, and the increased speed might be more of a hindrance.

  23. Accounting at BYU by amcnabb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently took an introductory accounting class at BYU. The professor had prepared CDROMs with lecture videos. He actually paid licensing fees to a company that produces media speed-up software for Windows, because he wants students to watch the videos at a higher speed (I just used mplayer -speed 2 instead). He repeatedly emphasized how much a better experience it is when you watch the lectures faster.

  24. mamamamamma max headroom here by kraksmoka · · Score: 1
    sounds like the old "bliptos" are back. its been so long since i saw an ep. i need to hop on my favorite file sharing program and snag a rip (if any are out there). seeing as the series was set in miami (my home) i can't wait to see what else was true about our future, besides the whole, brainwashing our population and using commercials to do it thing.

    anyone got a good headroom fan site?

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    1. Re:mamamamamma max headroom here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're blipverts, and TechTV ran the whole series (what, a dozen episodes?) a couple of times in the past two years or so. As a result, there should be plenty of captures floating around from that run. If you get lucky, there may even be stuff from the Bravo run in the mid-90s, hopefully before the hated bugs started appearing in the corners.

    2. Re:mamamamamma max headroom here by nacturation · · Score: 1

      sounds like the old "bliptos" are back

      You mean "blipverts".

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    3. Re:mamamamamma max headroom here by kraksmoka · · Score: 1
      yes, u're right, blipverts. but you see the parallel here right? sped up commercials to rivet people into their seats and make sure the information sticks. i don't think anyone's head is going to physically explode, but the power of propaganda is such that this could become a serious issue.

      it is an issue of mind control. i have been mostly TV free for a long time (does football count as network tv?). and can hardly have conversations with some people because they treat charecters like they are real folks.

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  25. I would have finished much, much faster than you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Boss: I want you to get certification in what you've been doing for the past 20+ years.

    Me: Fuck off you talentless, ugly jerk. Hire someone better if you want to, it would be a blessing to me. (Me gets back to work)

  26. The brain is a strange thing by mblase · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fsirt we dvsiceor taht plepoe can urenntdasd wtrtien wdors wehn the idnise lrtetes are all sralmbecd up...

    ...andnowwelearnthattheMicroMachineManwasn'tan
    is olatedphenomenonandthatalmostanyonecanunderstand
    spokenlanguageevenifit'sspedupbeyondallreason.

    Amazing, really. When you think about how much garbage the brain's communication centers are capable of interpreting, it's almost a wonder we got as far as written language at all.

    1. Re:The brain is a strange thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let me rephrase your "Insightful" non sequitur, and see if it makes sense to you:

      "Amazing, really. When you think about the brain's ability to filter noise from incoming signals, it's almost a wonder we learned to communicate at all."

      If the first thing you mention has anything at all to do with the second, I would think it to be a benefit, not a detriment.

    2. Re:The brain is a strange thing by GeorgeH · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not quite...

      Anidroccg to crad cniyrrag lcitsiugnis planoissefors at an uemannd, utisreviny in Bsitirh Cibmuloa, and crartnoy to the duoibus cmials of the ueticnd rcraeseh, a slpmie, macinahcel ioisrevnn of ianretnl cretcarahs araepps sneiciffut to csufnoe the eadyrevy oekoolnr.

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    3. Re:The brain is a strange thing by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Nah, our brains are just adapted to the days before spelling and speaking where "standardized" when you had to learn a different lanauage or atleast dielact with each tribe or town you visit. With Radio, TV, and Printed Media in general, we take that for granted.

    4. Re:The brain is a strange thing by seann · · Score: 1

      this is how i used to write my english notes..
      so nobody could copy me..
      odd..

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    5. Re:The brain is a strange thing by landley · · Score: 1

      If a letter is moved two or three places away from where it normally is, the brain adjusts automatically. (It's sort of dyslexia in reverse; possibly this is the mechanism that goes WRONG in dyslexia.)

      What the british columbia people did is used the longest words they could, and moved the letters as far away away from their original locations as possible (notice they simply inverted the inside contents of each word. planoissefors = professionals).

      Once they'd bent it 720 degrees to the point it broke, they declared bending it had obviously never worked in the first place.

      Rob

  27. In related news.... by kimota · · Score: 3, Funny

    Network 23 has announced new high speed commercials, aka "blipverts," applying similar technology, albeit with the occasional side effect.

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    1. Re:In related news.... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Actually....the networks have been doing research on TIVOs, and one of the findings was that ad retention was just as high if an ad was fast-forwarded through in 5 seconds as it would be if they just watched through the whole 30 second spot. Look forward to many very fast commercials in the near future.

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  28. I guess if you're taking courses at Miss state by fw3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're at say Princeton, Stanford or MIT I daresay the lectures (e.g. 18.01 18.014 18.01a ) are plenty fast enough thanks.

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    1. Re:I guess if you're taking courses at Miss state by Giant+Killer · · Score: 1
      ...are plenty fast enough thanks.
      darn right. my first semester at MIT i took 18.01 (intro calc course). in 10 minutes they basically covered everything i had ever learned with regards to any sort of math.

      and they didn't slow down.
    2. Re:I guess if you're taking courses at Miss state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That must have been when you realized you were in Comp I.

  29. Considering how many colleges there are in CT... by FatSean · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why do this?

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  30. Lectures have 10 times less information than time. by LeoDV · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine who's a professor told me that in order to get something accross you have to repeat it ten times during a lecture or a class, simply because humans have a short attention span and they wander off and on the speech. So it's hardly surprising that one could follow by zipping through it.

  31. And If... by Heem · · Score: 1

    Ctwxman, Now if we could only get some of your co-workers to do their bit in fast forward mode....

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  32. A boon for auditory learners by PhoenixRising · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This could seriously level the academic playing field for folks who learn better from lectures than from books. In college, I know I certainly had an easier time in many classes than my classmates because I preferred to learn from the textbooks and other reading materials rather than the lectures. Since reading isn't limited by the rate of speech of the author, you can cover more material in a given time from a book. Plus, books are random access; it's much harder to scan through a recorded lecture for something you wanted to hear. However, I know a lot of people who seem to really need the narrative provided by a lecturer to get the material. Given the speeds at which the article claims young adults are capable of comprehending spoken material, that no longer needs to be a disadvantage.

    Now, all schools have to do is make lectures non-mandatory (so that students can save time by listening later at high speed, of course. :) )

  33. Divx Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Fast Forwarding Video is great!

    With eBooks, PDFs, and DOC Palm Ebooks ...
    use FastReader

    Anyone know of another one that reads PDFs?

  34. I listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. because of my superior brain processing power.

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  35. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The radio industry picked up on this idea a while back, too, as I recall. They would remove the "dead space" between spoken words to get more time in for advertising. Somebody was thinking.

    When you combine this dead space removal with a cadenced announcer, that's how you come up with SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! AT THE AWESOME CROSS!

  36. "Snow Crash", revisited by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

    The estimated viewing time for this training video is 15.62 minutes.

    More than 18 minutes -- Check the security videotape, see just what this employee was up to (e.g. possible unauthorized restroom break).

    16-18 minutes -- Employee is a methodical worker, may sometimes get hung up on minor details.

    15.63-16 minutes -- Asswipe. Not to be trusted.

    Exactly 15.62 minutes -- Smartass. Needs attitude counseling.

    14-15.61 minutes -- Employee is an efficient worker, may someteimes miss emportant details.

    10-14 minutes -- Keep an eye on this employee; maybe developing slipshod attitude.

    6-10 minutes -- Time for an employee conference and possible attitude counseling.

    Less than 6 minutes -- Disable fast-forward button on the user's video player, re-block Slashdot.org on the company firewall.

    1. Re:"Snow Crash", revisited by giblfiz · · Score: 1

      14-15.61 minutes -- Employee is an efficient worker, may someteimes miss _emportant_ details.

    2. Re:"Snow Crash", revisited by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Wow, you so totally got owned on that one.

      That was an intentional mistake.

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  37. Old bull, young bull... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Society is moving too fast as it is - and you want to speed it up even more.

    Careful thought and consideration is an important aspect of learning critical thinking - not how much you can cram into your brain at one sitting.

    I see two things happening:
    1. People are quick to jump to incorrect conclusions more than I remember in the past.
    2. People don't stop and smell the roses in their relentless pursuit of *?

    Reminds me of a parable:
    A young bull and an old bull are at the top of a hill, looking down on the herd of cows.
    The young bull says to the old bull, "lets run down there a meet a cow!"
    The old bull responds, "lets walk down there and meet them all."

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    1. Re:Old bull, young bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      lets run down there a meet a cow!

      Well, the way I heard the story, the verb was a different four letter word.

    2. Re:Old bull, young bull... by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      Careful thought and consideration is an important aspect of learning critical thinking

      I agree completely with this, but I'm not sure that the lecture period is the right time for it. Even at x1 speed, there's just not enough time. As you start to consider the ramifications of a point, your attention wanders, and you miss the next one. This factor may indeed be part of why the increased speed works so well.

      To look at it another way, you watch the lecture at 1.5 speed in 45 minutes, and use the remaining 15 minutes to record your thoughts on what you've learned, or (gasp!), pursue some elementary practical application.

      I think that this technique actually holds the potential to slow down society, in that if we can do in two hours what formerly took four, the benefits are manifest. Of course, it remains to be seen what you do with the two newly found hours. Furthermore, this kind of stuff can only apply to lectures. You can't practice Claire De Lune at double speed (trust me, you can't) or paint a picture at twice the speed. But if we can reduce the time spent listening to a lecture (and at the same time move the content window closer to our American, ferret-like attention spans) then I think it's a good thing.

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    3. Re:Old bull, young bull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I see two things happening: 1. People are quick to jump to incorrect conclusions more than I remember in the past.
      Most likely it is because you don't remember stuff like that for long, so you just can't recall most of the times people jumped to conclusions in the past.
      2. People don't stop and smell the roses in their relentless pursuit of *?
      Maybe it is because they don't smell good enough to stop for. Next time your in the supermarket, sniff a rose, they hardly smell at all. Sigh, it is hard to find good smelling roses these days.
    4. Re:Old bull, young bull... by jafac · · Score: 1

      The point is - if you've got your butt sitting in a lecture hall for 2 hours, you don't have time to stop and smell the roses.

      But if you watch a time-compressed video of the lecture in 45 minutes, you have exactly 1 hour and 15 minutes to do all the R. multiflora you want.

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    5. Re:Old bull, young bull... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I think the key point that was touched upon in a previous posting is change is the result of desire/dissatisfaction with the status quo.

      The problem is, the vast majority of desire that propels us is not rational and only serves the needs of those in power.

      If we, as a society, were to conquer our desire - then we would be able to do some really great things. Here are some things that I think could be avoided if we were to do so:

      1. War. The middle east conflict and all that came before it are the result of desire. Desire of a few men that has brought death and destruction on untold millions.

      1. Crime. If we do not act violently on our desires and steal, rape, and murder to get what we want, crime would disapear.

      2. Dissatisfaction with life. This one comes full circle. If you do not desire - then the fast paced society around you would vex you. Life is full of contradictions that can coexist - and this is one of them.

      Some things we could do if we channeled all of that energy in the right things:

      1. Cure diseases more quickly, and unlock the mysteries of the body.

      2. Feed everyone.

      3. Educate everyone.

      4. Instead of spending billions on bombs, we could build real space exploration.

      At that point life would not be percieved as a struggle - it would be truely a gift. The reality is you can start living this way, today, if you really want to, and while the world won't change significantly around you, your perception of the world and your place in it will. While you will not percieve a change, just by changing yourself you have changed the world; enough people making that change...I think you get the picture.

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    6. Re:Old bull, young bull... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      "Smell the roses" is a euphemism - it means being 100% in the moment. If you are fast forwarding the lecture you are not getting all the nuances that are underlying the professor's discourse. Carried to other parts of life, rushing through it only serves to cheapen the quality of the experience for you.

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  38. Re:I hear by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

    You must be new here; those are just Soviet Russia "jokes."

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  39. Damn you shashdot! Damn you!!! by Binestar · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Now, The New York Times (sacrifice of eldest child required) has legitimized...

    Before I clicked on the link I sacrificed my eldest childing hoping to be able to read the article. but when i got there it just wanted my NYT username and password. I read through the TOS and nowhere did it say anything about Sacrifices. I demand that you pay for your false information. I need a replacement firstborn so the wife doesn't find out!

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  40. Can I speed up the students? by joeljones · · Score: 1

    I would be even cooler if my in-class exercises were done in half the time. (my students are fine---but there is only so much email one can hadle in little one minute intervals while simultaneously watching to see where people are stuck)

    1. Re:Can I speed up the students? by joeljones · · Score: 1

      s/I would/It would/

      Posting before coffee, again.

  41. Blind people are amazing... by joshua42 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I used to work for a company providing a service they called "spoken paper" to visually impaired. That was originally just news papers read and recorded on to cassettes. Today, however, it is the text content of papers distributed digitally to small devices with build-in speech synthesis. There is a knob on the box to adjust the speech rate. Well, work it out for yourselves. At least to me it is just noise a lot of them listen to.

    The first time we had devices in for service it was assumed that someone had touched the speech rate knob while unpacking the thing - as no living thing possible could make any sense of what the synthesis produced at that rate. I guess that it may help that the voice is always the same, though.

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    1. Re:Blind people are amazing... by jacobcaz · · Score: 4, Interesting
      • The first time we had devices in for service it was assumed that someone had touched the speech rate knob while unpacking the thing - as no living thing possible could make any sense of what the synthesis produced at that rate. I guess that it may help that the voice is always the same, though.
      I had a blind guy working for me a few years back who had the rate on his screen-resading software turned up so fast that it was just a buzz of noise. I was unable to pick anything out from the voice, but he was able to hear it all an understand it without problems.

      Email was somewhat interesting from him. It contained punctuation, but usually precious little formatting like paragraph breaks (or at times spaces) because his software didn't "read" a paragraph break, he never added them when typing.

      And his ability to recall voices was scary. The first day he was in the office our then sysadmin was introduced and said, "Hi." That's it, just "hi". The blind guy said, "Hey, I know you... You're Rob." At some point several years ago he had spoken briefly on the phone to this guy and was able to recall the voice and pin it to a name. Amazing...

  42. I was doing this in 1997... by caveat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...freshman year, I'd record lectures and sleep through class (yes, I can learn just fine that way thanks), friday afternoon when I had no class I'd dump the tapes to my drive and use Peak to cut the running time by about half. Took a while to actually process (200mhz 603ev!), but by Saturday morning I could roll over, put my headphones on, and catch up a week in about 2 hours. hungover no less!

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    1. Re:I was doing this in 1997... by neil_rickards · · Score: 1

      I used to have lectures on Saturday morning :-(

      I used to turn up to most of my lectures half way through. With some decent lecture notes and a bit of thought I could generally figure out almost everything I'd missed. Plus the extra effort kept me focused - I'd've probably got less out of the entire lecture due to glazing over.

    2. Re:I was doing this in 1997... by CrazyGringo · · Score: 0

      "Wow! I'm making record time! If only I some place to be..."

    3. Re:I was doing this in 1997... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friend of mine turned on the tape recorder in a class that used a lot of films, then dozed off. Woke up when the class ended, went home, started the tape, and discovered the subject was a Bergman filem in Swedish, with subtitles.

    4. Re:I was doing this in 1997... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god you must be smart! really, you must be the smartest guy in america! no, in the world!

      if i could only be like you... catch up a whole week in 2 hours. and hungover no less!

  43. Re:Lectures have 10 times less information than ti by hplasm · · Score: 1
    Secret of lecturing:-

    1. Tell 'em what you are going to tell 'em.

    2. Tell 'em what what you tell 'em.

    3.Tell 'em what you have told 'em.

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  44. If I recall correctly the idea behind this by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

    is that a person can think faster than they can actually speak so that when listening/viewing you are capable of absorbing information much faster than the presenter can deliver. I explored this idea in the late 80's. The undergrad library at Purdue University had a number of lectures on tape (audio only) and had variable speed players available that you could use to play the tapes anywhere from .5x to 4x speed(IIRC). They also had a tone control that would let you tone down the "chipmunk" sound of the accelerated audio.

  45. Nothings New by kc0dxh · · Score: 1

    I've done just this sort of thing. Many cassette based voice recorders and almost every micro-cassette voice recorders have a scan option that plays at something like 2x. Sure the pitch it high, but it works well. You get to know which profs this will work for and which it won't. And of course, YMMV.

    So just record that lecture your in and work on something more important like an online cert test, tetris or text messaging.

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  46. Other speed viewing uses... by wardomon · · Score: 1

    When the U.S. olympic hockey games were on in the middle of the night, I taped them for later viewing. I found that the games were easy to watch and comprehend at 2X. I only kicked it down to normal to check out the goals.

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  47. Here is a better system: by Sodade · · Score: 1

    1. Have a clickable outline of a lecture that lets you skip/repeat/zoom in on the professor's nose, etc...

    2. Have the person delivering the lecture be a trained speaker (ie. they don't even have to know the subject - just read the script quickly and clearly).

    3. Have a pool of real SMEs (subject matter experts) available via group chat (voice if necessary) to answer questions.

    4. Make all of this available online for a fee.

    5. profit

  48. A similar TiVo feature now (may work w/ RTV) by Jerf · · Score: 4, Informative

    A similar, but by no means identical, feature is available for TiVos now, and may work with ReplayTV as well since I don't think TiVo had to explicitly implement it. If you use TiVo at the first fast-forward speed, which IIRC is 3x, the close captioning still works. Thus, if you are watching a close-captioned show and it's bogging down, you can zip things up to 3x, which is a good reading speed, and still know what's going on.

    (There are backdoors to tweak whether it's exactly 3x or not, but I don't know if they are still in the latest TiVo software and use at your own risk. I don't know anything about how they interact with this "feature".)

    It's actually a little faster then my TV can handle it; sometimes the CC starts to lag and you need to slow down to normal speed briefly to allow the TV to catch up. If it happens to you, you'll understand what I mean when you see it.

    I'm sure you can do the math as to how much TV you can watch in an hour at 3x, but more importantly in my experience is zipping through the middle of boring things without actually missing what's being said. (As mentioned in the parent post, I sometimes watch the entire local news, except weather which my wife wants to see, this way though; when the news is dumbed down to an elementary school level accelerating it by 3x is about right. Plus the psychological impact of the continuously and unrepresentatively negative stories is greatly reduced which still transferring the information. I prefer it to reading local newspapers, which is not saying much.)

    1. Re:A similar TiVo feature now (may work w/ RTV) by DCheesi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I use this sometimes, but it's annoying to have to concentrate on the text instead of watching what's going on, and you miss all the sound cues and nuances. An audio version like the article describes would be much better, IMHO.

    2. Re:A similar TiVo feature now (may work w/ RTV) by sootman · · Score: 1

      I recently discovered this. (European father in law is in town and he watches TV with the english titles on so he can follow along better.) I was also surprised to learn that it works with the TiVo's slow-motion feature. Very good for explaining dialog.

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    3. Re:A similar TiVo feature now (may work w/ RTV) by pmuellr · · Score: 1

      A while back, the wife and I inadvertantly fast forwarded (via our Philip's Tivo at fastest FFW speed) through a show, watching like an hour in about a minute or so. For whatever reason, we weren't super hooked on watching it, but we had it, so we just let the FFW go.

      The amazing thing was, we got the gist of the entire show. In like a minute. No audio.

      Goes to show ya how much content really is on TV shows.

    4. Re:A similar TiVo feature now (may work w/ RTV) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to watch DVD's that way... I watched 'The Postman' in ~45 minutes and 'Battlefield Earth' (that was the awful thing with John Travolta, right?) in ~30. God bless my DVD player; at 2x, it would still play sound. I still understood most of it, and didn't have to sit through 10-20 minutes at a time of 'look at this mountain vista'.

    5. Re:A similar TiVo feature now (may work w/ RTV) by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      You could save even more time by just not watching TV.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

  49. A "Novel" idea by alephnull42 · · Score: 0, Troll

    There was a Tom-Clancy-Type novel called "Full Disclosure" IIRC, where the basic idea of double speed audio was also included.

    The plot was: US president gets into office, gets shot and injured, turns blind because of injury.

    Nasty politicos around the VP try to have him declared "unfit for office" so that VP can become P.

    One of the tricks the president used to overcome his handicap (on the advice of an experienced blind person) was to have documents read to tape, and then played back at 2x or 3x the speed, which approximated the reading speed of a normal adult.

    Sorry, can't resist snide comment: If this technique were applied today, the president would probably increase his effective reading speed by 12 times, since he is rumored to read at slightly above 3rd grader speed. Maybe thats why his lips always look funny in the photos, they're constantly dry and cracked.

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  50. "I want to lurn" by rf600r · · Score: 1

    It took me 9.4 minutes to read this post. Do you think there's hope for me?

  51. Why is this link different than any other link? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Now, The New York Times (sacrifice of eldest child required)

    Should have waited for the Spring for this one.

    Who knew the BSoD was one of the Plagues.

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  52. TiVo + closed captioning by djw · · Score: 3, Informative

    With a Tivo, you can watch at the lowest fast-forward speed (2x) with closed captions enabled on your TV. The captions still come through because the Tivo captures them during broadcast and reinserts them into the encoded stream.

  53. A blind web developer... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    "When I listen to the newspaper, I tend to go as high as 650" words per minute, said Gregory Rosmaita, a Web designer based in Jersey City. Because Mr. Rosmaita is blind, his interface with computers is audio-based...

    Maybe you've seen his work like here or here

    1. Re:A blind web developer... by thinkninja · · Score: 0

      Web developer: Programming backend.
      Web designer: Pretty pictures.
      Mocking blind people: Priceless.

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    2. Re:A blind web developer... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      Maybe you ought to inform the guys that run Web Developers Journal. Tag line: Tips on Web Page Design, HTML, Graphics... Or maybe the guys at Hoover Web Design have no idea what they're talking about either with this:

      DEFINITION: A Web developer, strictly speaking, builds and maintains websites. However, a lot of people who create a site from start to finish -- designing graphics and webpages, figuring out the site map, then producing the site -- call themselves Web developers, so it's a confusing term. People who conceptualize and plan out the site are actually Web designers. Developers are the people who use some form of HTML to build the actual pages. A Web developer's other responsibilities could include optimizing graphics for the Web and producing rich media such as Flash, streaming media, or online audio.

      I mean, I'm not a web developer (or maybe I am, depending on who's right) so I wouldn't know.

    3. Re:A blind web developer... by thinkninja · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  54. The blind... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Have used this technology for decades when replaying audio tapes of lectures, books, etc.

    Those analog cassette machines have the ability to pitch correct when playing back.

    That, of course, won't keep it from being patented.

  55. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It really sucks that even though I PAID for an NYT on-line subscription (yes, I'm kicking my ass now), their fucking advertisements are crashing my browser. So, for those of you who might have similar problems with their web site, I give you the article compliments of Lynx.

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    WE call it the 66-second minute," Laura Gaines said.

    Ms. Gaines is the vice president of Prime Image, a maker of devices like the Digital Time Machine that shorten audio and video recordings by up to 12 percent with "no discernible results." Micro-editing, as the process is called, created a stir last year when some broadcasters were reported to be using the technology to squeeze more advertisements into the same block of time.

    As it turns out, it was hardly an isolated phenomenon. Creating more time is the impetus behind many new technologies that allow listeners to pick up the pace.

    From call centers and intelligence agencies to radio stations and universities, such technology helps listeners try to keep up with the growing number of audio recordings piling up on the air, on the phone and on the Web. Wading though this mountain of words faster than it takes to say them not only saves companies money; it might help people absorb more knowledge.

    The new software programs, DVD players and phone services rising to this challenge all take advantage of the human ability to comprehend speech much more quickly than the typical spoken rate of 140 to 180 words a minute. How many times as fast? "I've heard of instances where people go to 4X, and they still want it to go faster," said Blake Erickson of Telex Communications, which makes "talking book" audio players for the educational market.

    Scientists have long known that people can understand speech at a rate of up to 400 words a minute and beyond. "Speech rate isn't limited by the listener," said Arthur Wingfield, a psychology professor at Brandeis University. "It's limited by the speaker."

    In normal conversation, only a small part of the brain is taxed, leaving excess processing power to be used for listening for lurking predators, filtering out background noise or simply daydreaming.

    But speeding up speech on analog equipment like cassette decks traditionally led to the dreaded chipmunk effect, making long-term listening untenable. Digital time compression, however, works by discarding tiny segments of repetitive audio (for example, 30 milliseconds of a vowel) and reconnecting the remaining bits, leaving the pitch unaltered.

    Simple versions of digital time compression have been available for years in devices like answering machines and hand-held recorders but did not offer much in terms of user control. A confluence of smart software, wider Internet access and inexpensive hardware, however, now enables listeners to choose when to step on the gas.

    Auxiliary programs, or plug-ins, that allow digital audio and video recordings to be played faster (or slowed down) at will have recently become available for popular software like RealOne and Windows Media Player. Perhaps the most popular is Enounce's 2XAV plug-in (which works with both Real and Windows players and costs $29.95); the latest version of Windows Media Player offers a proprietary version of this feature. Similar capabilities are finding their way into other hardware - for example, the latest DVD recorders from Panasonic.

    "You can watch a two-hour movie on a one-hour flight," said Chris Binace, an Enounce software developer. Yet this kind of software is not generally intended for entertainment listening. So far most end-user applications have involved academia, for example, allowing students to listen to archived audio or video lectures.

    Online, the amount of recorded audio is growing at an overwhelming rate, providing a new impetus for speed listening. A spokeswoman for National Public Radio said that demand for NPR audio on the Web was about 50 percent greater in June than it was a year earlier, and now averaged 5.5 to 7 million audio downloads a

  56. flying body jewelry is soo much cooler though :D by caveat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    once upon a time, i was doing some summer work with a 600-MHz NMR, complete with liquid-helium-cooled superconducting supermagnet - the Red Line (don't cross with anything magnetic unless you don't want to be holding it anymore) was at least 5m away from the instrument. I have several bits of metal in my head, but since I'm smart and buy quality body jewelry, it's all nonmagnetic stainless steel...but this other kid who was working with me, OTOH, went the el-cheapo route and got his at Hot Topic; apparently they don't use non-magnetic ally in their jewelry. So he's walking by the NMR and crosses the line when I hear a loud metallic PING followed immediately by a louder scream...the poor guy had a 16 gauge barbell pulled clean through the hole in his earlobe, fly across the room, and get firmly stuck to the side of the NMR. At least he didn't have a ring in, so it just tore the hole open a little...

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  57. Terse by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I'm not sure I have all the details. Could you possibly make your summary any longer?

    Also, with synopsis like that it looks like you're well on your way to becoming an MSU prof yourself!

  58. Rick Moranis said it best by Squideye · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I put my 20-minute workout tape on twice as fast, so it only took ten minutes." -- Ghostbusters

    Some professors deliver their lectures. They pay close attention to pacing, they give students time to take notes, they engage students. I wouldn't recommend listening to these profs at high speed, especially if you're taking notes.

    Others just drone. I'd fast forward these anyway.

    The question really is: is it about the process or the information? Depends on the teaching style, and so should your approach.

  59. Be careful... by infinite9 · · Score: 1

    I used to watch all my porn on fast forward. Then I hurt meself.

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  60. pitch modifier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do this when watching DiVX on my Win box. With AC97 you can hardware-modify the pitch so that I can watch in 130% speed without actors to sound like having breathed helium.

  61. TV networks starting a Blipvert campaign in 3..2.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Max Headroom' -- Episode 1: Blipverts

    A new form of advertising has destructive effects.

    To improve ratings, Network 23 creates "Blipverts," high-speed commercials condensed into a few seconds that prevent channel-changing and embed themselves in viewers' minds. Unfortunately, these commercials have one tiny side effect, sometimes they cause viewers to explode. Network 23's star reporter, Edison Carter, is hot on the trail of the blipvert story but gets a little too close and gets thrown through a billboard.

  62. Does it work with Xine? by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

    But with WinDVD4, I started ramping up the speed. It didn't take long to get to 2x normal speed.

    Does that work with Xine? or VLC?

  63. For those who don't want to register by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    Mod this up for those who don't want to register:

    October 2, 2003
    Now Hear This, Quickly
    By DOUGLAS HEINGARTNER

    E call it the 66-second minute," Laura Gaines said.

    Ms. Gaines is the vice president of Prime Image, a maker of devices like the Digital Time Machine that shorten audio and video recordings by up to 12 percent with "no discernible results." Micro-editing, as the process is called, created a stir last year when some broadcasters were reported to be using the technology to squeeze more advertisements into the same block of time.

    As it turns out, it was hardly an isolated phenomenon. Creating more time is the impetus behind many new technologies that allow listeners to pick up the pace.

    From call centers and intelligence agencies to radio stations and universities, such technology helps listeners try to keep up with the growing number of audio recordings piling up on the air, on the phone and on the Web. Wading though this mountain of words faster than it takes to say them not only saves companies money; it might help people absorb more knowledge.

    The new software programs, DVD players and phone services rising to this challenge all take advantage of the human ability to comprehend speech much more quickly than the typical spoken rate of 140 to 180 words a minute. How many times as fast? "I've heard of instances where people go to 4X, and they still want it to go faster," said Blake Erickson of Telex Communications, which makes "talking book" audio players for the educational market.

    Scientists have long known that people can understand speech at a rate of up to 400 words a minute and beyond. "Speech rate isn't limited by the listener," said Arthur Wingfield, a psychology professor at Brandeis University. "It's limited by the speaker."

    In normal conversation, only a small part of the brain is taxed, leaving excess processing power to be used for listening for lurking predators, filtering out background noise or simply daydreaming.

    But speeding up speech on analog equipment like cassette decks traditionally led to the dreaded chipmunk effect, making long-term listening untenable. Digital time compression, however, works by discarding tiny segments of repetitive audio (for example, 30 milliseconds of a vowel) and reconnecting the remaining bits, leaving the pitch unaltered.

    Simple versions of digital time compression have been available for years in devices like answering machines and hand-held recorders but did not offer much in terms of user control. A confluence of smart software, wider Internet access and inexpensive hardware, however, now enables listeners to choose when to step on the gas.

    Auxiliary programs, or plug-ins, that allow digital audio and video recordings to be played faster (or slowed down) at will have recently become available for popular software like RealOne and Windows Media Player. Perhaps the most popular is Enounce's 2XAV plug-in (which works with both Real and Windows players and costs $29.95); the latest version of Windows Media Player offers a proprietary version of this feature. Similar capabilities are finding their way into other hardware - for example, the latest DVD recorders from Panasonic.

    "You can watch a two-hour movie on a one-hour flight," said Chris Binace, an Enounce software developer. Yet this kind of software is not generally intended for entertainment listening. So far most end-user applications have involved academia, for example, allowing students to listen to archived audio or video lectures.

    Online, the amount of recorded audio is growing at an overwhelming rate, providing a new impetus for speed listening. A spokeswoman for National Public Radio said that demand for NPR audio on the Web was about 50 percent greater in June than it was a year earlier, and now averaged 5.5 to 7 million audio downloads a month.

    "You just have oodles of data,'' said Ed Rucinski, a vice president of the Dictaphone Corporation, "and if you can only listen to it in a real-

  64. Teachers by ducatier · · Score: 1

    now if we could figure out how to speed up teachers.

  65. I take it that you've never seen... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 0

    ... 'Round the Twist'? (Kiddies show in Australia.)

    Cue reminiscing about old TV shows ("BERK! Feed me!").

    Ah, natsukashii yo~.

  66. 70s technology by kinnell · · Score: 1, Funny

    Benny Hill pioneered this technology in the 70s

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  67. I said it aloud. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it.
    explain it to me.
    thank you.

  68. speed viewing? by HAL9OOO · · Score: 0

    I hope it's a case of "pat pending" here, otherwise "they-who's-name-must-not-be-spoken" will patent it faster 'n a ferret up a drainpipe. You have been warned

  69. We've already seen evidence of this: by jrivar59 · · Score: 0
  70. Sci-Fi Authors by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    This idea has been a theme in Sci-Fi books for a looooong time. The general point was pretty much always to stuff someone's head with a lot of extra information related to what they were learning... not to replace the learning process itself.

    The main downside i can see in this is advertising. There was a flap a few years ago with Rush Limbaugh and something called the "Cash" machine. What his radio station did was to squeeze his normal hour long show down by shortening pauses so that they could add in more radio ads.

    All in all, it sounds a lot like This slashdot article which has a link to which is essentially the same thing, but for T.V. I don't have anything against using stepped up speech to learn faster, but dear God... must we listen to 'more' ads in the same amount of time?

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  71. Re:Lectures have 10 times less information than ti by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the oh so important 5 minute last-lecture review. I find in my classes [arrg] that it helps tie together lectures [specially when they are once a week].

    Tom

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  72. Do the same with pop... by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 0

    ... and end up with J-Pop.

    "Runaway!"

  73. Boom! by Sci_Fox · · Score: 1

    Micro-editing, as the process is called, created a stir last year when some broadcasters were reported to be using the technology to squeeze more advertisements into the same block of time.

    Wow, deja-deja-vu-vu-vu! {/Max-Headroom}

    1. Re:Boom! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Insert Blipvert explosion.

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  74. the speed of blind by Anvil+the+Ninja · · Score: 1

    I have a blind colleague whose sole monitor for his computer is spoken word. I'm sure he listens at more than 4x. Last time I visited him and asked about it, he said that he slows it down when he has visitors because some find it a little disturbing -- I could barely comprehend it at the slowed down rate. I don't think he'd be impressed by the article's 14% increase.

  75. Bugger. by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 0

    Fark. I'm an idiot.

    Replace the noun in the exclamation above with the emphatic form of a verb and a direction/location beginning with "a" and ending with "way".

    *Sigh*

  76. Done that by mericet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At my university (The Technion - Israel's institute of technology) many lectures were taped, the tape library had players where you could adjust the speed. I had to do that to escape the boredom of many lectures, eventually using 2x by default.

  77. I did this with defensive driving by dr_zeus · · Score: 1

    Instead of going to an all day class, I rented the DVD from Blockbuster, fast forwarded through the sections and took the test. Of course they time you, so you have to wait an hour between tests, but at least I could surf the web or get some work down around the house while I was waiting.

  78. Microserfs by 01101010001010001010 · · Score: 1

    Do you remember this coming up in Douglas Coupland's Microserfs? They had the advantage that they were watching movies with subtitles....

    Try it again with the subtitles enabled on the DVD and that should get you up to 4x :-)

  79. Re:Considering how many colleges there are in CT.. by sharkey · · Score: 1

    You have to stand up to attend in person.

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  80. Superspeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My preference is to skip all classes and read the textbook the night before the exam, compressing months of wasted time into a mere few hours of tea-guzzling, sweat-wiping insanity.

  81. Vary the speed by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is fresh in my mind from taking a course that taught training techniques.

    Review, overview, and simple concepts are good places to speed up. New, strange or difficult concepts are good places to slow down.

    Which makes sense in general. Fluctuating stimuli are the most effective at holding people's attention.

    Oh, and make eye contact with the students so you can get some idea whether your packets of information are being acked or dropped.

  82. Even Better: SKIP by slyckshoes · · Score: 1

    I took an online course in college because there were no seats left and I needed it to graduate. Eventually you'll realize what the next step after fast-forward is: skip. It saved me many hours of time, and reading the book was much more edifying anyway. Professors usually summarize, leaving out the details that help you finish the homework. Just read the book/notes and do the homework. And yes, I graduated and got a job (as a software engineer).

  83. too bad subtitles go away by drbart · · Score: 1

    sometimes i would watch taped movies in fast forward - partly because of an impending return deadline, partly because they can drag.

    with foreign movies you could still read the subtitles, so even at 3X or 7X or whatever the FF speed is, comprehension was fine.

    dvd has brought subtitles to most native language movies .. but the damn players all seem to think you don't need subtitles when you're going fast forward!

    to me this is the biggest problem with dvd.

  84. Quick! by ThosLives · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quick! Patent that idea now!

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  85. Try speed reading instead. by eric_ste · · Score: 1

    Drop the lectures and read the books. If the lecture is given at 150 words per minute(wpm) and you play it at 2x, you get 300wpm. A trained speed reader can read 1000wpm with a better comprehension than the 300wpm reader. On top of that, you can stop the book to re-read parts you one to pay more attention to. On a dvd, the pause doesn help you much, you have to rewind up to the point you want to review and listen again.

    I went through computer engineering this way and I never attended a lecture. All I did was to get the syllabus at the begining, study the covered concepts in books, do the labs, go to the exams and that it. I saved so much time that I could work fulltime and go to college fulltime.

    Furthermore, most of the books i read were not in my native language since computer books available are mostly written in english. But stiil, I saved lots of time.

    Learn speed reading and drop television and class attendance, you'll be glad.

    1. Re:Try speed reading instead. by Rheingold · · Score: 1

      Which speed reading methods are effective and increase comprehension? I've been interested in it for a while but have been wary of the infomercial-style advertising which accompanies most books.

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  86. Voyage of the Space Beagle by manonthemoon · · Score: 1

    An excellent book that focused on a new generalist class of scientist- that was made possible by learning at high speed. Though I still like the Oz method of popping a book pill for learning... ;)

  87. Sorry, not new by mwood · · Score: 1

    People have been doing that with audio tape for decades. There are audio players which even transpose the pitch back down to nearly normal. There's a fair body of research on time-compressed audio comprehension, and it should be applicable to video since maybe 90% of a video lecture is just a talking head with no real visual content anyway.

    Unfortunately for me, my learning style would work much better with a book than with either electronic medium. :-/

  88. Works for Movies, too! by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    I can watch the 20th anniversary edition of TRON at 2X (admittedly with CC on) and it flows pretty well and is easy to follow. The sound still is audible at 2x, but not any speed above that.
    I tried the same thing with Star Trek II - The wrath of Kahn, but that seems to be a little bit harder to understand... It might be all the dialog in that movie. I would be interesting to see which movies play well at 2X. Someone should set up a ranking system on a website....

  89. Policy Debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Policy debaters at both the HS and college levels have for many years been speaking at an accelerated rate. The practice is known as spreading. One spreads in order to get as much information out as possible in an 8 or 9 minute speech(8 for HS, 9 for college). Policy debate relies on the ability of the other side to understand, take notes, and eventually rebut the arguments of the opponent and in my experience spreading has not detracted from the overall experience. A few caveats, at both the HS and college level the policy debate topic is set for an entire year so debaters develop a strong familiarity with the topic area. Second the type of active listening needed for policy debate note taking is called flowing and is definitely an acquired skill.

  90. Screen readers by josquin9 · · Score: 1

    I've been working at a center for assistive technology for about 2 years now, and one of the things that caught me off guard was that people with visual disabilities who use screen readers speed them up, frequently from 4x to 6x the speed of normal speech. It can sound a little like insects buzzing, depending on your setup.

    It was startling because they usually demonstrate the technology at about 1x to people who won't be using it regularly. In retrospect, it makes perfect sense, I had just never thought about it. It was one of the things I'd always dreaded about sight-loss: how limiting it would be to have to access information at speech speed rather than reading speed.

  91. yukkuri-hanashite-kudasai by icoloma · · Score: 1

    What I really want to know is, what the hell does yukkuri-hanashite-kudasai mean?

    We really need 20% more explanations...

  92. The John Moschitta Technical Institute by xenoweeno · · Score: 1

    What, you don't remember who John Moschitta is?

    1. Re:The John Moschitta Technical Institute by jridley · · Score: 1

      I sure do. I've got both of his tapes (10 classics in 10 minutes, and 10 minute university). They're pretty funny.

  93. Use mplayer by asr_br · · Score: 3, Informative

    Our favorite media player once again cames to help:

    mplayer -speed <value>

    The best thing is that you can use float values such as "0.8", "1.5" and so on.

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    1. Re:Use mplayer by Rheingold · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this doesn't prevent the dreaded "chipmunk effect", which makes speeding it up even to 1.5x or 2x unbearable.

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  94. Pondering the Significance by DCheesi · · Score: 1

    Besides, the whole point of a philosophy lecture is to think about what's being said, and maybe even argue about it. Speed-listening, like speed-reading, should be great for rote memorization or absorbing an overview of the subject; but for critical analysis you really need to slow down and think about what you're reading/hearing.

  95. Kennedy, debate, et al... by manonthemoon · · Score: 1

    JFK was a highly accelerated speaker, by far the fastest of the recorded presidents- he was also a very fast speed reader, which also improves comprehension when done properly.

    High school debate was an interesting forum for both speed reading and speaking, though it often passed into the domain of unintelligibility with certain speakers.

  96. fast-forward by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

    He's like a machine, been at it for hours.

    Are you okay?

    I know kung fu!

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  97. Back in my regular lecture-listening years... by drosselmeyer · · Score: 1

    Back in my regular lecture-listening years, I used to skip the lectures in their entirety for most if not all of the year, instead devoting time to things which actually enhanced my capabilities perceptively. Like hanging out with the professors, talking to them about their research, helping them get the paperwork ready and understanding how they do this whole thing. Gave me an entirely different perspective on what science is and how is it actually done, by the way.

    I used to come to the exams on the first day, pilfer lecture notes from those who have already passed, study them overnight and then come in the next day. If they did not notice they see me for the first time in the term, I'd pass with flying colors.

    Funny thing is, it often turned out the next year that I know the subject better than most of those who sat through the whole lecture cycle.

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  98. Re:Damn you shashdot! Damn you!!! by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    Before I clicked on the link I sacrificed my eldest childing hoping to be able to read the article. but when i got there it just wanted my NYT username and password. I read through the TOS and nowhere did it say anything about Sacrifices.
    It didn't ask for a sacrifice, because you had already taken care of it. Can you imagine the carnage and heartbreak that would have occured, if you had sacificed one, then gone to the page, and it asked you to sacrifice another? NYT is just being user-friendly, and if your browser already had a login cookie, it wouldn't have asked for the username and password, either.
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  99. Other great uses for 2x speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been watching my porn at 2x speed for years. Outside of some soreness, I have to say it has worked out quite well for me.

  100. I'm thinking during a lecture at 1x speed by TopherC · · Score: 1

    I haven't tried this approach, so I can't really criticise it, but...

    I find that whenever I'm really attentive in class and am learning, that I'm thinking just a little bit ahead of the presentation. What's coming next? Where is he/she going? What about if...oh, yeah. When I'm able to participate in a lecture in this way, I am truly learning the subject. When I'm not, most often I feel lost and frequently tune-out the lecture. (For me this particularly pertains to science and math courses, but other subjects as well.) For me to really be following along like that, various things need to happen. First, the lecturer must be good enough to explain where they are headed every now and then, and take time to relate things, form connections. The pacing must be right -- uh oh, high-speed viewers! And I must be prepared and mentally willing to engage.

    I would guess that watching a lecture at high speed would not allow one to mentally engage in the lecture in this way. And, for me anyway, simple passive listening is almost completely ineffective by comparison, and really is a waste of time. If that's all a student is doing anyway, then I'm sure speeding it up helps because it demands paying more attention, and wastes that much less of their time (assuming the time would otherwise be spent thinking and learning).

    1. Re:I'm thinking during a lecture at 1x speed by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way. I think self learners and interactive learners need to use your strategy to anything out of lectures.

  101. When I was lecturing... by djeaux · · Score: 1
    ... "back in the day," my students routinely audio-taped my lectures. A fair number would listen to it on high speed & other than having to put up with me sounding like Alvin & the Chipmunks, they liked being able to listen to a lecture a couple of times on the drive home or whatever.

    Of course, I live in Mississippi, so I can understand how speeding up some of our native lecturers might actually make them sound like someone from the Northeast instead of a chipmunk ;-)

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  102. There's been research into listening speed by eXtro · · Score: 1

    I recall reading many years ago of an experiment done with a tape player with a settable speed adjustment. The research indicated that the majority of people would set the tape speed to something faster than real time play back. I don't remember very many details at all, if this was as far back as I recall it'd have been an segment in Discover, OMNI or Scientific American.

  103. Great for short attention spans by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    I feel like I should have thought of this in college. I'm great at focusing, and can learn alot from lectures - for about 20 minutes that is. Lectures tended to be 50 or 65 minutes long, though - this would have been perfect.

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  104. ...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-motion by uptownguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People don't stop and smell the roses in their relentless pursuit of *

    I'm not really sure what the end result of all this hurrying and efficiency is really for. While I have no doubt that this sort of "speed learning" might allow one to increase the "breadth" of what they know, it most certainly comes at the expense of depth.

    Let's think of it another way: Did human beings live satisfying lives 25,000 years ago? Now, I'm not talking about comfortable or easy or long, I am talking about satisfying. They didn't have television or the Internet or the Borg Cube TNG DVD boxed set. No video games. No cell phones. No call waiting caller ID. And while it is true that a small fraction of people migrated from time to time, the vast majority of people lived within 50 miles of where they were born their whole life. So there wasn't a lot of traveling going on. There weren't a lot of "new and exciting" people. The pace of change was slower...

    And yet I am quite willing to guess that the majority of people found life satisfying. Why? Because we were living the way we had lived for thousands of generations. Appreciating certain things, wanting to live a certain way ... this is hard-wired into our DNA. It doesn't matter how revolutionary the changes of the past 300 years have been -- when you are working against millions of years of evolution...

    ...you are going to start to get discontent. You are going to start to get masses of people starting to feel disconnected from their family and friends and feel oppressed by their jobs or the ruling class or the amount of email in their inbox every morning or being stuck in traffic or... or something. And it isn't like those types of oppression haven't always existed in some form or other. But they haven't FELT so urgent before because we've been GROUNDED before. But now...? Most people, it feels as though they are on a cart sliding down a very fast hill, out-of-control, with no brakes. And we keep picking up speed. Ask anyone over 80 about how they see the world today. ("Of course -they- will think that everything is moving too quickly. When -they- were growing up the world was..." And, of course, that is exactly the point.)

    Why, why, why, why are we all moving so fast? Hurrying to get to a destination that no one has ever explained to me? Why do I have to pack it all in? Why wolf down when you can savor? Why drive when you can walk? When you are on a first date with someone you really like, do you want to hurry hurry hurry and do everything there is to do in your city right then? Or is there something to just taking a few moments outside of time to stare into each other's eyes? Why can't life be like that?

    (And I am leaving out one of the most terrible costs that this faster pace of life has come at: Large pockets of selectively honed DNA disappearing forever (i.e. going extinct))

    There are circumstances where a person might "need" to learn a large amount of information in a short amount of time. I don't want to take away from the article or the gee-whiz factor. It is fascinating. The brain really is capable of many amazing things. But this hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry fanaticism just makes no sense to me.

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  105. Post-production speed up? by gregmac · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    In advertising, where costly post-production of commercials can take longer than the production itself, the potential savings are vast. "To edit a 30-second spot can take half a day," said Ms. Gaines of Prime Image, but takes just minutes with the company's technology.
    I fail to see how this could be true. The commercial is still the same length, it's just played back faster (ie, a 30second spot is played back in 20 seconds). That means there's still 30 seconds of footage to edit.

    Sure, you can use fast playback to go through the different takes and find the best one, but you still have to do the same number of cuts, and the same amount of work producing titles and logos. I've done a lot of post-production editing, am I missing something?

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  106. Um, betamax 20 years ago. by suso · · Score: 1

    It never ceases to amaze me that Betamax (video tape format) was able to do something as convient as play the audio while playing at x2 speed. But yet all the other formats think that you don't want to hear the audio when playing x2. They could at least have an option for it.

    1. Re:Um, betamax 20 years ago. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Huh? I've seen and used a VHS VCR that would play back videos at double-speed or faster and pitch adjust the audio output.

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  107. Mississippi State University by suso · · Score: 1

    One of the Mississippi universities, I think it was MSU in 60s wanted to improve their academic rankings amongst other universities and decided that they could appear to be a harder school if they just started flunking students. This, as you would think, didn't work out very well.

  108. Prepare to fast forward! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Colonel Sandurz: Much to early. Prepare to fast-forward.
    Tech: Preparing to fast-forward.
    Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward.
    Tech: Fast-forwarding sir.
    {The screen on the radar shows Dark Helmet running into the control panel}
    Dark Helmet: No no past this part. Go past this part. In fact never play this again.
    Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop. {screen shows them}
    Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
    Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that is happening now is happening now.
    Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
    Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
    Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
    Colonel Sandurz: When?
    Dark Helmet: Now.
    Colonel Sandurz: Now?
    Dark Helmet: Now.
    Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
    Dark Helmet: Why?
    Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
    Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
    Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
    Dark Helmet: How soon?
    Tech: Sir.
    Dark Helmet: What?
    Tech: I've located their position.
    Colonel Sandurz: Where?
    Tech: It's the moon of Vega.
    Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set the course and prepare for our arrival.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Tech: 1900 hours sir.
    Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
    Dark Helmet: WHO??? {face mask falls}

  109. Pretty sure I've seen this before by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that I've seen catalogs for years from gee-whiz electronic gadget stores like Dak selling cassette decks that offered the ability to double-speed-play and downpitch recordings, claiming that this had been proven to make studying easier. Looks like someone's reinvented the wheel.

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  110. Military research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember reading some years ago that the military was researching this ... can't remember whether it was for non-combat training, or for combat use. I don't know the original reference.. can anyone help me out here?

  111. WatchingBaseballReallyFastIsFun by Eric+Savage · · Score: 1

    I don't know about lectures, but I've been watching baseball games at 3x speed (and skipping commercials) for a while now. I watch the dramatic situations (like most of last nights Boston/Oakland game) in full speed to fully appreciate the tension, but I find I can easily watch a whole game in like 45-60 minutes, without missing anything (except the inane banter).

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  112. Fast forward works by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

    Every freshman at my school was required to take a tour of the library. Basically, you'd go to an office, they would give you a walkman, and you would listen to a tape that would tell you where to go and what everything was for.

    I discovered that I could hold down the fast forward and play button to get "chipmonk speed". I finished the tour well ahead of theose who picked up their tapes at the same time.

    Of course, the office people thought there was no way I would pass the little test at the end because I obviously had not taken the whole tour. Well, they were wrong.

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  113. Options: Same trick with Windows Media Player? by fatty13 · · Score: 1

    At Stanford 90% of the CS classes (and a bunch of others) are broadcast live, then cached online. But they use .asf files in Windows Media Player. (Hate It) Now that they changed the codec they were using so I could HEAR the lectures I watch on my Powerbook, I'm wondering if there's any way to speed 'em up - this sounds like a great idea! Perhaps a rip to local, transcode, then speed up I figure I'll need to track down a pc to do half of this - give me all your reccomendations Fatty

  114. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by uhhhhhhh · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite things I ever heard on this topic was from Red on the "Red Green Show". He was doing one of his asides counseling the viewing audience at large about why everyone wants to rush through life. His punchline was that the older people like himself knew that there was a brickwall we would all run into at some point and it's just a matter of how fast you want to be going when you hit it.

  115. North vs South by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not surprised that this works so well for a Northerner listening to a Southerner. I'm not so sure that someone from the South would understand a Northerner played in FF. Freshman year I brought my GF from Southern VA home to NY and she found it hard to keep up with the conversation of everyone at full speed. (no she wasn't just stupid although she was blonde).

    -LL

  116. No, I'm New Here by New+Here · · Score: 0

    No, I'm New Here

  117. so why is it by ZINGYWINGY · · Score: 0

    that when I call the bank I still get: for... check... ing... in... for... ma... tion... please... press... one... for... sav... ings... in... for... ma... tion... please... press... two...

  118. Windows based solutions? by adrianbye · · Score: 1

    So are there any better windows based solutions other than Windows Media Player? I couldn't find anything while searching.

  119. Lectures are not appropraite for online teaching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the research says video-taped lectures in online courses are about the worst thing you can do pedagogically. Lectures frankly are boring and useless in an online environment since you can't ask questions etc...

  120. Caligula by jeeryg_flashaccess · · Score: 1

    I watched Caligula in fast forward with some friends at a party. Much better use of time :)

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  121. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by Sam_Grey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If we were all so satisfied back then, why was all of this built? At some point a person looked around at a world that extended less than fifty miles from where they were born and said, "Is this really it?" They weren't satisfied, and they weren't willing to sit there and accept it. They built things. They created new technologies to extend their capabilities and reach. They adapted new ways of learning so they could discover more, learn more. Sure, it wasn't all from some great altruistic desire to be better. Some sought conquest, others money, but all of it came from a deep underlying lack of satisfaction with the status quo.

    I don't want to be content in the way you describe. I like having a fire to learn more, to solve problems, to push the barriers. Sure, a moment or two to savor a new love is a good thing, but so much the better if I can have that time because I was able to learn four times as much in half the time.

  122. Remember dictaphones? by dmorin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Haven't secretaries been using this for years? I remember seeing one device that had a pedal on the floor attached to the audio playback. The transcriptionist could control the speed of playback to match the rate at which she was typing. Not only does this work in both directions easily (try THAT with fastforward / rewind) but is more interactive because she can use her foot and thus not even stop what she's doing to control her speed.

    1. Re:Remember dictaphones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that digital recorders nowadays may have this capability, but most likely, you misunderstood what the pedal does. In most cases, secretaries/transcribers use them to start and stop the tape. The pedal, when click, presses play, and when clicked again, presses stop. It alternates between the two, effectively letting you keep the tape from getting away from you.

      Of course, with digital technology, the ability now exists to slow the speed to a perfect read, and I'm sure a number of typists have footwheels or the such controlling speed, and are able to really optimize their time in front of the computer.

  123. Re:Did it. (too!!) by zoloto · · Score: 1

    Yeah I do that at school currently. Some of my classes offer instruction on CDROM, and an old program sped the program up (without increasing pitch or tone) so you can get the listening done in 1/2 the time. Windows Media Player (and I'm sure some linux MP's) allow you to speed up the audio/video as well.

    it takes getting used to, but after a week or so, the average person doesn't have problems with it.

    Try it, it's the only way to see.

  124. Rushed Rush by superyooser · · Score: 1

    I can download a 3-hour stream of talk radio and hear it in about 1:20 when I speed it up and skip commercials and one or two uninteresting parts. I have to constantly monitor the speed because some callers have a motormouth, and certain topics are too deep to be listened to quickly. The only problem is I can't find a free stream ripper for which you can set automatic start and stop times.

  125. What's really funny.... by raygundan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is that seeing this refutation a week or two back one time was apparently enough to add a new "text parsing" routine to my brain. I didn't have any problem reading this at all this time through, and didn't have to stop and think about which way the letters were scrambled. In addition to parsing jumbled text, I can apparently now read text where the inner contents of the words have been flipped left to right without thinking about it.

    Thank you, slashdot! Maybe if we keep escalating this, we'll all be able to read high-order encryption without even blinking.

  126. LiVo rules by photomic · · Score: 1
    If we all had LiVos, you could fast-forward your life (the boring parts, anyway):
    (previous post):Why not design some sort of real-time TiVo-like personal interface (LiVo?), with goggles and audio and all? That way, you could simply fast forward through conversations and encounters that are unenjoyable, boring, or repulsive. Isn't life too short to have to confront the mundane all of the time? Live personal LiVo secretaries could sift through the data and only bring us up to real-time when something/someone important happens. The rest of the time, we would be watching TeeVee, of course. With TiVo.
  127. Excellent by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Now when the new TV viewing stats come up, the average adult will be listed as watching 3.5 days of television/movies per week, while children will average 10 days per week. This in turn will lead to a new variation of the old joke, "115% of all statistics are made up."

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  128. Matrix Like by CHaN_316 · · Score: 1

    Play those lecture DVDs at 64X speed, inputted into a port on the back of your head.... and we're set....

    Tank... load the linear algebra program...... woah, I know matrix factorization..... show me... this is a 3 hour exam program.... some rules can be bent, others can be broken.

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  129. Books on tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in alt.binaries.mp3.audiobooks this is pretty much the norm... double speed or even 2.5 is normal. It takes undivided attention at first, but after a while you are able to concentrate on it while doing other things.

  130. Needs more research for classroom use.. by iramkumar · · Score: 1

    Some students get interested in a subject more because of the way it is taught rather than what is being taught. While the technology optimises what is being taught, it may be difficult to optimise the way.

  131. UNIBOMBER ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've read his manifesto, right?

    1. Re:UNIBOMBER ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If not, read it here

  132. Re:flying body jewelry is soo much cooler though : by caveat · · Score: 1

    Yes yes, i should have labeled it OT, but come on, just laugh and move on, i'm certainly not damaging the clear, high s/n environment of slashdot :P

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  133. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by Peyna · · Score: 1

    Read Daniel Quinn's Ishmael (and sequels); sounds right up your alley. He explains very well how we came to be where we are today, and why that isn't necessarily good for us.

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  134. This is a safety threat! by Blue+Lozenge · · Score: 1
    "In normal conversation, only a small part of the brain is taxed, leaving excess processing power to be used for listening for lurking predators..."

    Be careful now! While you're listing to 8x speed lectures, those predetors could be sneaking up on you! :)

  135. Argument against by SporkLand · · Score: 1

    Sure the lecturers talk a little slow, but this gives you a chance to try and think ahead of what they are about to say and challenge yourself. I usually use the lecture slow time, or when people ask questions to try to take the material and see what applications or extensions to it I can imagine. It's kind of fun and I think it helps work out my brain a bit more than just hearing the information rush past me, although I have no proof of that.

  136. Tonnage by EvilBuu · · Score: 1

    May be completely OT but...

    Doesn't the "1/2 ton" part of a truck's name refer to its carrying capacity? Seeing as how even a Honda Civic weighs about 2500 lbs I can't presume they managed to build a pickup that weighs less than half as much.

    Just a minor gripe but I see people refering to that as the weight of the truck all the time. Or perhaps using it to suggest an erroneous comparison as above. God, I'm anal...

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    1. Re:Tonnage by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative

      A half-ton pickup truck or van does refer to the carrying capacity, but it's your basic full-sized model. The heavy-duty ones are 3/4 ton. Gross Vehicle Weight (that's including the half-ton of cargo) is about 2800-3300kg, so the truck itself is probably 2300-2800kg. It's still a lot smaller than a 400 ton mining truck.

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    2. Re:Tonnage by Syrrh · · Score: 1

      When someone is explaining to you about a 400-ton truck, does it really matter if that refers to the weight or the capacity?

    3. Re:Tonnage by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      Of course it does. The truch has a Gross Vehicle Weight of 500 tons. Loaded to capacity, that means the truck is 900 tons. It's roughly the size of a 20 unit 3 story apartment building. On wheels.

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  137. You're not alone by cookd · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work with some professors at BYU who produce similar courses-on-CD. These CDs are bundled with a 4-month (one semester) license to Enounce 2xAV for exactly the reasons you mention. Our system has explicit support for allowing the student to adjust the rate of delivery.

    Of course (obligatory Slashdot dissing of Microsoft), if Microsoft had enabled the speed control feature of Media Player (pretty cool feature) on all operating systems that support Media Player 9 instead of just XP and beyond, we wouldn't even have to bundle Enounce. I suppose this is one case where Microsoft is helping smaller businesses!

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  138. Speaking like a real child of the computer age... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    When you think about how much garbage the brain's communication centers are capable of interpreting, it's almost a wonder we got as far as written language at all.

    Have you ever tried to read garbled handwriting? You know, the kind people used to have on notes, letters, sketches and whatever before they started writing everything on typewriter/PC and SMS with their phone? It's garbage interpretation training as good as any...

    Kjella

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  139. Easily Variable Speeds? by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Especially if you've got some knowledge of the material, there are some parts you'll want to listen to on fast forward, some at more normal speeds, and some you'll want to back over a couple of times on instant replay slo-mo. Do the codecs you're using give you an easy way to adjust the speed dynamically, or is it one of those "wade through a menu and play it from the top" kinds of interfaces?

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  140. Digital schmigital by unclehighbrow · · Score: 1

    I had to watch a lot of French movies in college. I eventually found out that I could read the subtitles if I just put the VCR on fast-forward. It was kind of like watching Max Headroom blipverts, but I got the gist of the movie. I'd guess that I was watching them way faster than a speed where one could understand the audio.

    Thing is, most dvd players I've seen won't show subtitles in fast forward.

    And now I have trouble telling the difference between Goddard and Benny Hill.

  141. Yup. by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Friend of mine from Kentucky said that the reason Southerners talk slow is that they used to all be farmers, and when you went over to visit somebody, you had to go some distance and it took a while, and you were gonna be there all day and hang out, so no point in hurrying to say everything in the first five minutes and then run out of things to say. Not like New Yorkers who want to get in a whole conversation while they're walking down the stairs to the subway.

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    1. Re:Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, Lewis Grizzard said it best: "God talks like [Southerners] do." Having listened to others' versions of English, I'd have to agree.

  142. another older technology by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen it mentioned yet, but the hand-held microcassette recorders usually had a 2X playback option. I guess it has been known about for quite a while.

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  143. YEs they do. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They also have voice to text stenography machines, and stenography to standard wrtiing machines.

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  144. TV Documentaries by PurpleWizard · · Score: 1
    I do the same with these using video. I tape the program on long play and play back on short play.

    That combined with occasional bursts of fast forwarding means I can watch an hour program in I've held plenty of conversations with people about the programs afterwards and never seem to have missed things they mention.

    I actually discovered the process by accident when a neighbour loaned me one to watch and the old video used for playback wasn't capable of long play.

  145. This really works! by Ogerman · · Score: 1

    This really works! I just tried it. At 4x speed, "The English Patient" actually held my interest!

    OK, I'm off to try this on "Four Feathers".. I'll be back in 45min with the results...

  146. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by rsborg · · Score: 1
    If we were all so satisfied back then, why was all of this built?

    We live in a capitalist society... some or most of the stuff that we have today that wasn't here yesterday is simply here for...
    Profit.

    No, not yours or mine. Ours. Or theirs. (depending on whether you feel part of the establishment or not).

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  147. 2x is nothing by more · · Score: 1
    One of my not-so-nerdish friend claimed that he is watching bold-and-beautiful (or some other all-american soap series, I am not sure which it was) by using 9x video forward.

    We do not have dubbing here in Finland, we have subtitles. The subtitles are not only the reason for the high literacy rate in Finland, but also enable 9x fast forward for viewing this kind of quality entertainment.

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  148. Ever play a game? by ReyTFox · · Score: 1

    Just last night I was thinking about the how and why of what makes games useful for learning(not just the video kind, but in a natural sense; predators learning hunting skills for example). I came to the conclusion that it's because games can accelerate learning by a huge factor. The act of playing demands the repetition of various tasks with great frequency, and good games both allow for a wide range of challenge, and expand to allow players to include other methods of learning(memorization, critical thinking, analysis) in the pursuit of improving their play. While the games humans play don't always directly improve their abilities, they offer a chance to stimulate the mind/body by going through the process of learning. (Though many video games seem to do a good job at causing people to zombify themselves by being too easy...)

    Given that, I don't think it's huge news that anyone can watch a lecture at twice the speed and get the same amount out of it. Talking is generally a pretty slow way to communicate.

  149. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More now attitude makes lots of sense to me. If I'm lucky, I'll be dead in 30 years and the last 10 years will suck ass due to physical aliments. I want to cram as much enjoyment into my life before I go. Useless crap like work, sleep and sex have to go, so I'll have more time for books, music and computers.

  150. Speed kills by more · · Score: 1

    Fast talk, crossfading two sentences, and not letting the consumer think, not even for a moment, are known manipulation methods used for example in tv commercials. Perhaps you are removing some important criticism processes by speed learning. If I need to keep a presentation, I try to place delays in suitable places to let the audience find things out by themselves.

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  151. I did this almost 20 years ago by elmegil · · Score: 1

    Our university had variable speed vcr's in the library. This was a trivial hack. I can't see why it qualifies as "news" or "stuff that matters" in any sense.

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  152. People pay for Digital Time Machines? by autophile · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    Ms. Gaines is the vice president of Prime Image, a maker of devices like the Digital Time Machine that shorten audio and video recordings by up to 12 percent with "no discernible results."

    No discernible results? And people are paying for this?

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  153. Question all traditions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the way it's done in the US system in public schools and the majority of private schools so kids get trained to learn that way by default.

    That proves nothing, except that it's a tradition. Literacy rates of people who are put through the traditional system are falling. Sure, there are new social pressures, the family unit has been dismantled, etc. So could it be that the traditional ways have overstayed their welcome? Possibly. I'm not sure. But if new methods of teaching can increase the level of literacy, knowledge, and success in students, then I think we should very strongly question the "traditions".

    There is a very entrenched system in place that employs large numbers of (sometimes unionized) people who have it in their best interest to continue the "traditional" way. Even if they have the students' best interests at heart, changes in the system are a potential threat to their employment. These people may tell you that the "traditional" way is the best way, even if it's not. You think unemployment is scary for a 22-year old IT hack? Try staring at the unemployment line when you're a 45-year old social studies teacher.

    It's a scary thought to think that the way we learned and our parents learned and their parents learned -might- not be the best way. I think we need to consider it though.

    1. Re:Question all traditions by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending the traditions. I'm saying that they do still work for some people and they shouldn't just be blindly thrown out because they're "old". If people get conditioned to learn that way and can't learn any other way, they shouldn't be left out in the cold because some of us happen to learn better through independent work.

  154. Ghostbusters by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Louis Tully (Rick Moranis) to Dana Barrett: I was just exercising. I taped a 20-minute workout and played it back at high speed so it only took ten minutes. I got a great workout.

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  155. Camille Paglia by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of something that Camille Paglia said about how she prefers the company of newspaper reporters over the company of university professors.

    The newsies that she knows (or perhaps in general) typically talk very fast and excitedly. University professors on the other hand, are pretentiously thoughtful in her experience, and speak slowly in order to attain this image.

    When I was in college though, my best instructors were the ones trying to impart as much information as fast as possible. :)

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    1. Re:Camille Paglia by jsmyth · · Score: 1

      University professors on the other hand, are pretentiously thoughtful in her experience, and speak slowly in order to attain this image.

      I teach small-to-medium groups at university level and/or general IT (two jobs) for a living and find I speak slowly sometimes and quickly at other times. It really depends on the group, and has little or nothing to do with deliberately evoking gravitas. If I have a fast group, I speak quickly. If they're struggling, I speak more slowly, to allow absorption of ideas. Unfortunately, group distribution can be fairly inconsistent, so often I will speak slower than the average skill level warrants, to suit the lowest common denominator. I think this is more likely the reason for lecturers' bad reputation.

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  156. Anonymous karma whoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ukkuri hanashite kudasai = "Please speak more slowly" (Japanese)

  157. MOD PARENT DOWN! (doh....) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Ghostbusters quote was so good that someone else got it in first. And I didn't check... (Yep, the parent is mine. Sorry folks..)

  158. Get in line, buddy.... by MeddlesomeKids · · Score: 3, Funny

    When my youngest brother was about 4 years old, every day he'd wake up and watch at least one of the Star Wars trilogy in the morning which one of my other brothers had gotten on VHS.

    Soon, he had them each memorized, and would speak the lines along with the characters and jump around like he was in the movie.

    But this took a lot of time, and being a busy four year old, he, like our OP, started watching them in play-fastforward. And he'd jump around yelling out the every line in the movie at double speed.

    To entertain guests me or my brothers would feed him a couple lines from those movies and he'd take off and start performing - double speed theater.

    He rarely missed a line, and even had much of the Jabba-the-Hut sounds memorized correctly.

    He's a teenager now, and when I last asked him about this, he says he's forgotten and can't remember any of the lines.
    But I'm pretty sure he's lying...

  159. In Case Anybody Was Wondering... by nzilla · · Score: 1

    The department for this article, "yukkuri hanashite kudasai," is Japanese for "Please speak slowly."

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  160. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
    I'm not really sure what the end result of all this hurrying and efficiency is really for.

    Sometimes the hurry is for its own sake. For myself, I'm an acknowledged information junkie. If my senses & brain are not stimulated to a minimum threshhold value, I inevitably get sleepy and go into "zombie" mode, where I am not very alert & not feeling very much emotionally.

    So, unless I'm deliberately looking for ways to relax, I look at ways to stimulate myself as much as possible (listening to music while coding, etc). Heck, even my relaxation methods usually involve finding a nice natural environment, and opening up all my senses to the environment as much as possible (but trying to shut off my thinking processes).

    I've got a short lifetime to enjoy everything, and I intend to enjoy everything that I possibly can to its fullest. I can go slow when I'm dead.

  161. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by register_ax · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Profit.

    Ooo...you clever troll you...it's not a single worded answer.

    Nikola didn't develop AC for profit. (AC is only what is allowing you to view these very words and propel us into this age.) I'm not sure how anyone could deny "electricity" (I understand the many implications of that word) was the single best innovation in history.

    It's shit, really, to declare such a man only cared about the little green men in his pocket.

    You know what he did? Westinghouse came to him and said something like;

    Westinghouse: "Hey, you know those royalties we have to pay you? Well with all the strains of the business, and the capitalist asshole Edison sending out all this poor stigma(*) about our product, we can't keep the business afloat without not having to pay them."

    Tesla: "Is that so? Well, if you can continue to bring AC to the masses all is kosher."

    So Tesla tore up the contract that granted him $2.50/horsepower of electrical capacity sold.

    I'm so sick of hearing I am another cog in the wheel. Believe it or not, there are people in this world that give a shit. Just because there is a majority, doesn't mean it applies to everyone and there is no escape. Greed has it's niche, but it's not an overly prevalent attribute in EVERYONE...jeezers.

    * Edison would display public demonstrations of electrocuting animals (mostly pets) using AC. He also successfully had a criminal electrocuted by AC, thus the term, Westinghoused. Keep in mind after it was inevitable AC was clearly the dominant system, Edison became a convert.

  162. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And yet I am quite willing to guess that the majority of people found life satisfying. Why? Because we were living the way we had lived for thousands of generations.

    Er, so all people everywhere lived exactly the same way for thousands of generations? Not hardly.

    So were they satisfied? Got me, I don't have your time machine, so I can't go ask them. But, at a guess, I don't think any group of humans would choose to work in the fields all day long and die of starvation, exposure, or plague if offered an alternative. Would you?

    Appreciating certain things, wanting to live a certain way ... this is hard-wired into our DNA. It doesn't matter how revolutionary the changes of the past 300 years have been -- when you are working against millions of years of evolution...

    No, we're not "working against millions of years of evolution". We're fulfilling it. The same genetic code that gives humans the unprecidented intelligence and adapatibility to survive also hardwires the desire to do it better.

    Subsistence farmers got tired of being hunter-gatherers. They figured out the advantages of living together in towns and cities, working together instead of living in mutual fear. And somewhere along the way, someone realized that pounding grain into flour all day with a rock was a stupid waste of their time, so they built a machine to do it for them. And a couple thousand years later, someone came to the same conclusion about walking all day long to get anywhere, and they did the same thing. The rest, as they say, is history.

    You are going to start to get masses of people starting to feel disconnected from their family and friends and feel oppressed by their jobs or the ruling class or the amount of email in their inbox every morning or being stuck in traffic or... or something. And it isn't like those types of oppression haven't always existed in some form or other. But they haven't FELT so urgent before because we've been GROUNDED before.

    Oh, nothing urgent at all, I'm sure. "Well, our daughters were raped and killed by the tribe over the hill, and our crops failed, and our life expectancy is about 40 years, and everyone we know is dying covered with weeping pustules, and none of us are allowed to read or write. But thank God we aren't forced to sit in traffic jams and contemplate the state of our inboxes."

    But hey, I'm not GROUNDED like they were, so what do I know?

    But now...? Most people, it feels as though they are on a cart sliding down a very fast hill, out-of-control, with no brakes.

    Speak for yourself. We've never had it so good.

    And we keep picking up speed. Ask anyone over 80 about how they see the world today. ("Of course -they- will think that everything is moving too quickly. When -they- were growing up the world was..." And, of course, that is exactly the point.)

    No, the point is that this is normal. The way it's always been. Today's pace only seems faster and less manageable to some because they're alive now and experiencing it, rather than romanticizing the past. Stop imagining that happy time when everyone was "satisfied", before all this evil ol' civilzation and technology came along and screwed stuff up. It never existed, and, short of St Peter's Pearly Gates, it never will.

  163. Speed talking = speed learning by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    I can attest to this! One of the professors at my college naturally speaks at probably 2x normal speech or higher. Generally speaking, the eyes and ears in the room are riveted on her lecture.

    Even with that and the Indian (I think) accent, she's still pretty easy to understand.

    Go Suresh!

  164. Max Headroom, Anyone? by dberger · · Score: 1

    Blipverts - here we come!

  165. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Besides your complete lack of knowledge in the area of history (too much Xena, maybe?) that you demonstrate, I'd have to agree with you. That is, I agree, we put too much emphasis on moving quickly. Otherwise you're way off the wall.

    The only thing is, this is nothing new. People have been driven to work quickly since the beginning of time. Always in the quest for a single thing: comfort.

    Either it was for want of more food, want of a warmer home, the desire to not be beaten by their overlord (yes, most peoples have been unliberated and used for labor throughout history), or some other facet of comfort. Comfort is why all these lovely inventions such as computers abound around you - people want to make their lives more comfortable.

    You must be some version of a predetermination evolutionist, if there is such a thing. So our DNA tells us what to do, now? That sounds even more rediculous than religion. No, we all have choice. You choose in the morning whether you want to get up at 5 to drive two hours into the city. If not that morning, you chose that fate months ago when you'd accepted the job. You have an option (that is, choice) when you could go golfing with the boss and chat business, spend a couple hours in traffic, or head up to the mountains for a 3-day weekend of solitude and meditation.

    The world of living on the back burner isn't dead to you. I know a construction worker from Jersey that lives just about as contented and slow paced a life as you could ask for: work construction season, then take off and see the world. Spends a week upstate NY and just communes with nature. If a construction worker can do it, anyone can do it.

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  166. What are the best linux applications? by neves · · Score: 1

    This thread is long, probably nobody will read this any more, but let's try: What are the best linux applications to compress speechs without modifying the pitch? It'd be good to remove empty spaces and speed the voice correcting the pitch? Is there any option for this, instead of just accelerating the speed of your favorite video/audio player?

    1. Re:What are the best linux applications? by Quickening · · Score: 1

      sad to say, I can 't find any linux application support for this (I've been searching for the last day). This is indeed rare - wish more /.'ers had paid attention! The key search terms are "time scaling" and "pitch scaling". There are lots of options for speeding up playback but they would have to be combined with a corresponding amount of pitch scaling (to bring the pitch back to normal) There are several audio options, like Steve Harris pitch scaling plugin for xmms, but I can 't find a video one... There are lots of obscure options to mplayer tho' and I imagine it is possible to combine speed up with frame drop and re-syncing. If your video player supports sound piping, then you have a number of options like ladspa or jack and freqtweak.
      Some hardware is sold with time-scaling support (ATI Radeon, Creative Labs Audigy, Nomad...) but I couldn't find any linux driver support for these features, so I presume it is a software only feature.

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  167. Re:If only...Prof. Fossil by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

    Old long boring lecture and math...boy that brought back an old memory of mine. I was taking my last calculus class at Iowa State University and had this absolutely ancient prof. I was curious and looked him up on the faculty website, and he had been at ISU since the mid-1940's (I took his class in 1997). He was the sllllooooowwwwwwwwweeeeessssstttttttttttt lecturer I have ever heard of, even when they make fun of them on TV or in the movies. When he'd work his way down to the bottom of the blackboard, he'd draw a vertical line and then start at again at the top and over to the left. Only it took soo long that people would make the "falling bomb" whistle and "boom" noises as he slowly drew the line. A friend of mine took the same class a year later and recorded a lecture one day. When we put the VCR on fast forward he was moving at normal speed.

  168. hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please stop linking to the New York Times, I don't want to sign up.

  169. Anyone using anything better than Enounce 2x? by RiBread · · Score: 1

    This is a very timely artical. I just started taking a course online through Stanford's SCPD program. Last night I was dying with the slow pace of the lecturer, wondering if I could make it through a whole year like this.

    They stream out video at 128 kbits for Windows media player. The NYT artical mentioned enounce 2x as a plugin for WMP that will let you speed things up. I tried it, but apparently SCPD's servers don't dole out the data fast enough and enounce catches up to the end of WMP's cache, pauses, refills the cache, then goes again at double time, only to hurry up and wait again.

    I've fiddled with performance settings for 30 minutes to no avail and am about ready to give up.

    Anyone used anything better to speed up WMP streams?

  170. Hearing faster, seeing more and smelling better by deathcloset · · Score: 2

    When I was studying for my MCSE I took the compiled html version of my textbook, copied and pasted it into a speech synthesis program (text aloud mp3) and played it back at 200 words per minute.
    It was remarkable how easy it was to digest the knowledge, even at that speed. I think that perhaps the synthetic voices allowed a bit more clairity than an actual human voice; as the synthisized voice does not use contractions like we're and you're (fairly Commander Data-esqe).
    To augment the process I would read-along in my book with the voice and discovered that by stimulating more of my sensory input (and in my theory getting more regions of my brain active) I was able to plow through my books like a troop landing craft through a river.
    perhaps this method of study, using both my eyes and ears (ocipital and temporal lobe) was so succesful because humans are supposed to learn, not just via one medium, but through as many sensory inputs as possible.
    I remember hearing that smell can trigger very strong memories (makes sense since food is first smelt before consumed to verify it is healthy and unlikely to kill), perhaps by using scents along with lessons, learning can be further augmented.

  171. Certifications devalue other knowlege by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    Why in dog's name do you need a certification in something you've been doing for 20+ years? Could it be this guy's boss is an idiot?

    The fact that you have master level skills is the only relevant thing, a piece of paper that takes much time and money to aquire is pointless. And the fact that you have job experience means that you don't need a piece of paper to 'break in'.

    Whenever there is a skill that becomes valuable, it seems that companies crop up to bilk the already knowlegeable out of their hard earned cash by offering 'certifications' in it. While it is true that structured teaching can be valuable - some hand holding can make learning faster, it is by far not the only way to learn. Once the data in question has been assimilated, it's in there and deserves respect no matter how it was aquired.

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    Eat at Joe's.

  172. Seems to me... by pi8you · · Score: 1

    that you're following the Teletubbies plan of learning. Show the same information the same way twice in once (half-?)hour long block, albeit at a slower speed, for better comprehension of the information. Maybe this means the Teletubby babies really will become smarter than non-Teletubby babies as they get older, or at least have a better aptitude for learning. My first post to /. and I just had to reference Teletubbies, gah :/

  173. Lawnmower Man? by GoatJuggler · · Score: 1

    Ok this is way too eerily reminiscent of Job/Jobe(sp?) in Lawnmower Man who eventually processed whole CDs of encylopedias in seconds.

  174. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 1

    And yet I am quite willing to guess that the majority of people found life satisfying.

    By what means, exactly, do you know the deep feelings of those who lived 25,000 years ago? I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying no one alive today has any idea.

    People tend to think that the generations before them were wiser, happier, nobler, etc. It's just how we're wired.

  175. Good! by boltik · · Score: 1

    I have a week before test to learn the calculus class that i was skiping or sleeping on the whole year, so mabe if i forward the books fast anough...

  176. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by uptownguy · · Score: 1

    Subsistence farmers got tired of being hunter-gatherers

    I'd like to point out that agriciulture is about 10,000 years old, at most. So, again, on the time scale that we are talking about, human beings have spent less than 1% of their history even farming. Take the long view -- the view that shaped our genes -- and again, you'll start to see a disconnect in the way we are living.

    No, the point is that this is normal. The way it's always been.

    See above. People lived the same way for 99% of our history. This is most certainly not the way it has "always been".

    But, at a guess, I don't think any group of humans would choose to work in the fields all day long and die of starvation, exposure, or plague if offered an alternative. Would you?

    Finally, something we agree on. I couldn't agree more. If a way of living led to any animal constantly starving or being "exposed" or prone to plague, something isn't working. If you saw a population of ducks or lions or fish experiencing this, you would say that they were unhealthy. Same thing for humans. But again, I'd ask you if this was really the way it "always was" for people. Consider how many hours a day were spent gathering the 1000-1200 calories a day that are needed to sustain a gatherer's diet. The number that is thrown around a lot is roughly two. That is two hours of work a day. How many are you working?

    I used the word "sustainable" above. I'm certainly not suggesting we can all forage for food for a living. Nor do I think the planet can sustain 6 billion humans foraging for food. But I am giving some food for thought...

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    I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
  177. Re:Lectures have 10 times less information than ti by hplasm · · Score: 1
    Ah! The 5 minute confusion period where evryone, inlusing the lecturer tries to recall where they got to last timee.... ;*>

    this can usually be stretched out to 10-15 minutes, with care....(heh)

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    ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  178. Re:Lectures have 10 times less information than ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah! The 5 minute confusion period where evryone, inlusing the lecturer[,] tries to recall where they got to last timee.... ;*>

    I see you were particularly successful with this tactic during your English classes.

  179. Re:...and silly me, I've now live life in slow-mot by sharkdba · · Score: 1

    There are circumstances where a person might "need" to learn a large amount of information in a short amount of time.

    I'm glad you said this. Actually having the ability to learn something faster might help to slow down if used properly. Let's say there is some amount of information that I need to acquire, either for my work or personal satisfaction, or whatever. If I can spend 2 hours instead of 6 absorbing it, I will have 4 hours spending on stuff I wouldn't normally have time to. Including doing the "slow" stuff.

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    The purpose of life is to find the purpose of life.
  180. Re:Lectures have 10 times less information than ti by hplasm · · Score: 1

    Ak! Thrrrrrrppp! Pass the zzzzzzzzzzz...

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    ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.