User: sharkey

Re:So what's new/unique about this book?

On: Dancing Barefoot

What a content-free review.

You haven't read many of the recent Slashdot reviews, have you?

Waitaminit!

On: Mozilla 1.4b Loosed

Mozilla 1.4b Loosed

This is Slashdot. Don't you mean Losed?

Re:almost

On: World's Most Powerful Laser

You'll be able to fill 100 houses with popcorn.

Doesn't seem that fast

On: Wireless at Firewire Speeds?

Initially 100mbps but aiming for 400mbps.

802.11b supports speeds up to 11Mbps, and 802.11a supports up to 54Mbps. Rates of less than 1 bit per second don't sound like much of a "leapfrog over 802.11" to me.

Re:DIY Macs and electronic paper: What's next?

On: Electronic Paper Advances

Glowing cars? ...planning on building that

That's neat, but I want my glowing motorcycle.

Re:The perfect companion...

On: Electronic Paper Advances

Now just add in a few wooden peripherals...

You left out the link: Wood peripherals.

Re:Wearable displays

On: Electronic Paper Advances

Just remember that 0 0 255 and 255 0 0 do not go together.

If you've got 255 255 255 in there too, it seems pretty damn good to me.

Re:As good of place as any

On: Prince of Pop-ups

Actually, it works in the preview pane in Outlook XP for me.

Quite

On: Are PTR Records Important?

If you got rid of PTR, that would hang your PL and MRY records out to dry.

Re:As good of place as any

On: Prince of Pop-ups

...you can't turn off HTML rendering in Outlook.

Is this possibly useful to you?

Re:Figures

On: Indiana Jones coming to DVD in November

That assumes, of course, that movie #4 turns out to be worth paying money for.

Yoosa nameda afta de dog?

Re:Decision

On: Ebay Negative Feedback Lawsuit Dismissed

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the perverts!

ObSimpsons

On: Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo

They should be taking it to Japan, where toilets are already equipped with countless unimaginable electronic doodads.

Hey, look! Dad's on TV!

Re:Great for lazy crominals...

On: Misterhouse - a Home Driven by Perl Scripts

Simply shout...

"ispell crominals"
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Damn!

Re:sourceforge.net

On: Misterhouse - a Home Driven by Perl Scripts

I've used a fair bit of X10 stuff in my lifetime, and I'm quite convinced that they need to fire their current quality control people.

Used in the same sentence. I thought I felt the world shudder.

New hairdos, huh?

On: Enterprise Getting New Aliens, Hairdos, Weapons

Are they going to address the origins of the beehive as the regulation Starfleet hairstyle?

"Wow, great idea chief! Here's my idea: Velour!"

Re:NEW MATH

On: The Costs of Patching

It's not new, it's called "Slashdot Math" and it's been around for quite awhile.

Re:Shuttle worms survive in shuttle

On: Live Worms Found in Columbia Wreckage

Suck a llama dot? What, is this a type of acid?

Sounds more like the spam I get for "extreme" websites.

Re:Interesting Implications

On: Live Worms Found in Columbia Wreckage

... carefully organised into petri-dishes, hematically sealed in a selection of jars, and stored in a locker.

Well, except for the jars bit, perhaps this means that the nerds in our schools will inherit the Earth?

Re:Note to Sony Re: combination laptop camera

On: Sony Vaio GT3/K: You Spilled Your Laptop on my Camcorder

You plug it into shit

I wourd recommend keeping some moist towelettes handy, to wipe the shit OFF the wires when you're done.

Re:Why?

On: Database Clusters for the Masses

Why do masses need database clusters?

So that there is no chance of worshipers not knowing which hymn is next due to a node failure?

Re:Also new!

On: Database Clusters for the Masses

RAID 0 Multiple developers work on the same project but none of them has any idea what the other is doing at the same time. One developer failing (caffeine dehydration, severe electrostatic shock, sex, etc) will cause the entire project to screw up and become a mess.

Also known as a "Duke Nukem Forever Array".

Re:Imagine "The Link" Being Displayed Like This

On: New Ultra-Intrusive Pop-up Ads Introduced

Another link.

Re:If you liked these phrases ...

On: 802.11 Security

Bureaucratic Efficiency
Employee Empowerment

Re:!! This is what is coming NEXT !!

On: RIAA Chats With Song Swappers

Must be someone's birthday!!

Lou: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Wiggum: Anything you want, birthday boy!