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  1. Sounds good on Apple Announces the Fate of Shake · · Score: 2

    But I still want to know, will they offer the Shamrock Shake?

  2. Re:It's Spider-Man. on Review: Spiderman · · Score: 2

    Hell, he could look at the ticket stub from the movie he just saw.

  3. Spiderman? on Review: Spiderman · · Score: 2

    Is that his last name, like Goldman or Peterman? Sheesh, you skip out of work to go support the MPAA, and you can't even manage to spell the proper noun, which is both title of the movie your are reviewing and the name of the main character, in the title (or body) of your review.

  4. Re:How about the really old spiderman movies? on Spider-Man 2002 vs. Spider-Man 1992 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Peter gets all hot 'n bothered by MJ, and, completely distracted, he shoots webbing all over the place, random-like.

    Kind of like Amereican Pie?

  5. Re:A question for techies on Attack of the Clones to Cost Economy $300m · · Score: 2

    Are they hiring?

  6. Re:California Highway Patrol on Oracle Investigation Grows · · Score: 2

    California Hallway Patrol

    That would be CHaPs, then wouldn't it? Do they have their headquarters in San Francisco?

  7. Re:A question for techies on Attack of the Clones to Cost Economy $300m · · Score: 2

    I am taking the afternoon off on May 17. Already arraigned. My direct supervisor is taking May 16 off to go see it. We were all going to go together, but we decided that our three person dept. couldn't all take off at once just for a movie.

  8. Re:I like the metal on metal sound of SCSI! on IDE, SCSI And Recording Everything · · Score: 4, Funny

    The IDE drives make weak plastic sounds, or almost make no sound at all.

    Give the Western Digital ATA-100 drives a shot. They sound like stones mixed with sand being ground together.

  9. Name change on "EverQuest II" to debut in 2003 · · Score: 2

    So it's just "EverQuest II", huh? I see they dropped the "Suicide Is Painless" tag-line.

  10. Re:One time credit card numbers? on Wireless Registers May Expose Your Credit Card · · Score: 2

    Idea for the $10,000 paper transaction card: Put all the Presidents on it, they could have a party. Jimmy Carter would likely pass out on the couch.

  11. Is this the Question? on Mars Exploration Must Consider Contamination · · Score: 2

    What is the likelihood of bacterial life on Mars infecting the earth if we ever get around to visiting Mars in person?"

    42...

    Nah, guess not.

  12. Re:Must be crazy on Mars Exploration Must Consider Contamination · · Score: 1, Troll

    by the time a man sets foot on Mars we'll all be driving H2 vehicles.

    Or we'll all have been reduced to subatomic particles in the course of Dubya's War on America.

  13. What's with the technology logo? on Remote Controlled Rats · · Score: 2

    You mean this isn't about Microsoft or RIAA/MPAA lawyers?

  14. You can use MY info on CNET Interviews Rep. Boucher · · Score: 2

    C. Montgomery Burns
    666 Mammon Lane
    Springfield , USA 12345
    044-171-555-1212

    Job: Evil Centenarian
    Political Affiliation: Republican
    Sex: Requires Drugs
    Marital Status: Single

    Comment: "I have billions of dollars, save on energy costs because I glow in the dark, and enjoy being bathed by my sensitive male Executive Assistant."

  15. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! on Transformers On the Move Again · · Score: 2

    It didn't Transform into a half-assed gun-- this thing was quality.

    No faking. Megatron outlasted many of my cap guns. It made a better Han Solo blaster than Kenner's did, Megatron didn't break as easy.

  16. Re:But don't take those toys on planes! on Transformers On the Move Again · · Score: 2

    Yes. It was based on the "Man From U.N.C.L.E Special", IIRC. It had a shoulder-stock (you can see where it attaches in the picture), an extended barrell (with a muzzle-brake, IIRC) and a scope. Megatron was my favorite toy, I used him more as a gun than as a Transformer.

  17. Braun! on Transformers On the Move Again · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just got an image of a Autobot that transforms into an electric shaver. LOL!

  18. Re:Saw digital Phantom Menace on Star Wars Digital Projection Theaters · · Score: 5, Funny

    The picture was absolutely perfect.

    Jar-Jar doesn't show up on a digital projector?

  19. Re:The Logical Extension on Your Fingerprint Buys Groceries in Seattle · · Score: 2

    Buy stock in glove copmanies!

    Why? Because they make those white gloves for the cops who direct traffic?

  20. Re:well on When IT and Bad Government Meet, Everyone Loses · · Score: 2

    Homer: "You people have held me back long enough! I'm going to Klown Kollege."

    Bart: "I don't think any of us expected him to say THAT."

  21. Testify! on Tech Support Getting Even Worse · · Score: 2

    5. Tell the truth. Don't layoff 30% of the staff due to "economic hardships", then anounce record-breaking profits the next week. Besides being ethically questionable, it's in poor taste, and kills your team's morale faster than a 44 magnum.

    All through last year, and the first few months of this year, the President if the company I work for has been raving about how much we are gowing, how much revenue is up, and so forth. Then, I got the smallest raise I have gotten, dollars and percent-wise, since I started with this company, citing slow business, low profits, etc. At the same time, the president is extolling my virtues, and how much they need me to my family, who happen to be friends. Anyone out there that would NOT feel shit on in this situation?

    Needless to say, I am polishing the ol' resume.

  22. Some things even whores won't do? on Commerce Department Cool to CBDTPA · · Score: 1

    Go to DC. Find yourself a Sentator. 'Nuff said.

  23. Super AUTOEXEC.BAT Bros. on How Microsoft Tried To Buy Nintendo · · Score: 2

    Need more be said?

  24. Care MUST be taken on "eCycling" Pilot Program in 5 States and D.C. · · Score: 2

    Microsoft and the BSA will be inspecting all PCs sent for recycling to make sure that the original OEM CD, manual, Quick Start booklet, registration, hologram, CD-key sticker and cellophane wrapping are included, so they know which PC owners to sue for using the products they purchased.

  25. Guess it's obvious on PCs Pilfered, Paralyzing Populace · · Score: 2

    The traffic control PCs in Chile do not run Windows. If they did, the theft would have IMPROVED traffic flow. The question is, did they run Linux, BSD or *NIX?