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  1. Re:Surprised? on Can You Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of These? · · Score: 2

    Don't you mean a 20 inch endoscopy?

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  2. Re:Heh... on Internet2 Update · · Score: 2

    You don't need Interenet2 for that. I've gotten speeds of over 350 kB/s (that's 2800 kb/s, or 2.73 Mb/s) on my cable modem. Still, that is a nice speed.

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  3. Re:OT: Appropriate name in this article on Internet2 Update · · Score: 2

    Just wait. The New England Journal of Medicine has an upcoming interview with the groundbreaking gynocologist, Dr. F. Diddler.

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  4. Re:Chili != Cleaning Gel on Space Stations That Suck · · Score: 5

    Well, it cleans YOU out if you eat a lot, doesn't it?

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  5. Re:the pattern repeats... on Space Stations That Suck · · Score: 3

    "I mean, my God, we have to use chili sauce!"

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  6. Re:I guess 2001 - A space Odessey is out on Space Stations That Suck · · Score: 2

    But did they say which century?

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  7. Announcement was delayed. on New Mexico Drops out of Microsoft Case · · Score: 3

    From the first draft of the CNET article,

    "Originally planned for last week, the announcement was delayed when Madrid and the Microsoft lawyers could not use MSN IM to finalise the sell-out."

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  8. Re:Are the /. editors reading the same article I a on New Mexico Drops out of Microsoft Case · · Score: 3

    Try scrolling down. The article is longer than a couple of paragraphs.

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  9. Re:Talk about constipation on 99% Blockage Isn't Good Enough, Says Napster Judge · · Score: 2

    "When 99% Blockage Isn't Enough."
    Sounds like a new ad campaign for Kaopectate.

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  10. Re:This doesn't mean... on Disk Storage Limits Loom 3-5 Years From Now · · Score: 1

    And who the fuck can fill up a terabyte in an appreciable amount of time?

    MS Office users who love their clip-art, that's who.

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  11. Do you have... on Disk Storage Limits Loom 3-5 Years From Now · · Score: 5

    superparamagnetism?
    Are you troubled by spooks, spectres or ghosts?
    Have you had an out-of-body experience?
    We are ready to believe you!

    Who ya gonna call?
    GHOSTBUSTERS!

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  12. Re:disposable? on The Demise of Hackable Computers · · Score: 2

    Could be worse. You could be the person who mops the floor at an adult theater.

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  13. Easy fix on The Faceless Astronauts · · Score: 2

    Let's send Britney Spears and Mandy Moore to the ISS, and let them float around in their usual attire.

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  14. Re:NASA should hire MTV for PR help on The Faceless Astronauts · · Score: 2

    You forgot: One with glaring personal hygiene problems.

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  15. Re:disposable? on The Demise of Hackable Computers · · Score: 3

    What do you have against diapers? You can encase your baby's first solid BM in Lucite, and put it on your desk at work. What a conversation piece!

    Nail one to the wall so you can look at it and remember what your baby was like before he/she became a hell-bound, rebellious teenage terror.

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  16. Re:Whoa. Revelation! on Pillars Underwater · · Score: 1

    So, instead of a pig party, would you invite them to a Reboot/Reformat/Reinstall party?

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  17. Re:I think I saw a movie about this on Psion Chucks In The Towel For Consumer Devices · · Score: 2

    That's The Poseidon Adventure. You need a large cruise liner patch.

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  18. Come on now on Los Angeles County To Tax Outer Space · · Score: 5

    L.A. needs that tax revenue to buy batteries.

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  19. Re:Attn: Beowulf cluster troll on GRAPE6, Now With GNU/Linux Frontend, At 32 TFlops · · Score: 3

    Actually, I think it would be called a "bunch" of GRAPEs.

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  20. Re:7 Days?? on MS, CNET On 7-Day Messenger Outage · · Score: 2

    Hey, this was ONLY 7 days. The last month before I cancelled my AOL account a few years ago AOL was innaccessible.

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  21. Re:Yeah, right... on (Nearly) Zero-Force Keyboard · · Score: 2

    That's just so you can hit BACKSPACE and DELETE with the fifth finger of your right hand. That way, all those high-school typing classes weren't a waste of tuition.

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  22. Re:And the problem is...? on Georgia Sues RC5 User For $415,000 · · Score: 3

    Sadly true. In Anderson, IN a couple years ago, the media got ahold of a tidbit about a man who had been busted for DWI, and had just received his six hundred and twenty-something conviction for that crime. Seems that the harshest penalty laid down for this guy was loss of his license.

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  23. Re:obligatory on 155Mbs Over Copper Lines · · Score: 4

    waittta
    shoulda
    lotsa

    Goodness. Jar-Jar is trolling /.

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  24. Re:Good Customer Service = Bankruptcy on End Of reality For Silicon Graphics · · Score: 2

    "Treat your customers like crap"

    THAT must be why Wal-Mart is doing so good!

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  25. No, No on Nuclear Booster Rockets · · Score: 2

    "Noo-que-ler", it's pronounced "Noo-que-ler."
    --Homer Simpson

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