True. IIRC, he is one of the members of our government who takes a firm stand against the rights and freedoms of the individual, preferring instead a more imperial government. There has to be more to this sudden change of heart than altruism. What's in it for Schumer?
Of course a few ounces of dog sh*t will do the same thing
It certainly put a stop to the janitor who was stealing people's lunches from the fridge at my old $ORK_PLACE. After eating that sandwich, he was observed filling his rolling trash bin via oral-gastric fluid reversal.
Perhaps the guts from a laptop fitted into a full tower or server case? You could probably bolt one into a server case, get all the interior walls of the case sheathed in concrete, drill some holes for air circulation and cabling, then load up the 75% of the case that's left with concrete. Use a port-replicator to use a regular keyboard/mouse/monitor with the beast, and you could be ready to rock.
Heck, this sort of thing could mean a lower insurance premium if you have a Powerbook or a Dell, since the concrete may well smother the flames before they really get going!
Maybe Taco can scrounge the net for source and compile his own?
Except that a grammar/spell checker is supposed to find misspelled words and improper phrasing, then suggest the correct spelling and/or phrasing, not the other way around. Can you imagine what a Taco-built spell/grammar checker would do to a sentence like this?
You won't ever, EVER be adding ANY new components to that bad boy.
That line of criminals not stealing what they can't carry reminds of one of those "stupidest criminals" stories. Seems that some not-quite-bright fellow figured that there was a booming market in stolen car batteries in $SOME_TOWN. He climbed over a brick wall to get at the back door of an auto shop, and moved a a large number of car batteries, by hand, back over the wall. After doing this, he was so tired, he lay down to take a quick nap, which was how the police found him, curled up with his batteries.
In other words, only non-stupid criminals will not steal what they can't carry.
You are wearing pants.
>Open pants
Pants are open.
>Get hot grits
You already have hot grits.
>pour hot grits in pants
Natalie Portman is petrified of hot grits in your pants. ...
A CmdrTaco appears.
>Hello.
The CmdrTaco screams: Yuo troll! No hto girts or Natalie Protman err allowed at my diskusion bord! Your are to reed my PERL cod 5 tims befroe you're can go ot slep!
>Back!
Contacting images2.slashdot.org.........
Server is not responding.
>Please God no!
You have been Taco-spaghettified to death.
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from other User-Ed films such as "Why Mac Users Can't Handle More Than One Button," and "Web Browsers and Porn: The Origin of RSI."
I had a user have a fit because he felt he shouldn't have to click the "New" button in Outlook to compose a new email message. He felt it should be labelled "Send." Your quotes are probably closer to reality than "they could be."
Slashdot Mirror
Here you go.
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True. IIRC, he is one of the members of our government who takes a firm stand against the rights and freedoms of the individual, preferring instead a more imperial government. There has to be more to this sudden change of heart than altruism. What's in it for Schumer?
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But Janey doesn't panic. She remembers what they taught her in school. That's right, "Duck & Cover."
--South Park
--Volcano
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Yep. Look for the "raise_dead-0.91.4.deb" package. Make sure to use the "--political-affiliation=" option.
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Of course a few ounces of dog sh*t will do the same thing
It certainly put a stop to the janitor who was stealing people's lunches from the fridge at my old $ORK_PLACE. After eating that sandwich, he was observed filling his rolling trash bin via oral-gastric fluid reversal.
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Perhaps the guts from a laptop fitted into a full tower or server case? You could probably bolt one into a server case, get all the interior walls of the case sheathed in concrete, drill some holes for air circulation and cabling, then load up the 75% of the case that's left with concrete. Use a port-replicator to use a regular keyboard/mouse/monitor with the beast, and you could be ready to rock.
Heck, this sort of thing could mean a lower insurance premium if you have a Powerbook or a Dell, since the concrete may well smother the flames before they really get going!
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Maybe Taco can scrounge the net for source and compile his own?
Except that a grammar/spell checker is supposed to find misspelled words and improper phrasing, then suggest the correct spelling and/or phrasing, not the other way around. Can you imagine what a Taco-built spell/grammar checker would do to a sentence like this?
My dog has fleas.
The mind shrinks away from the possibilities.
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You won't ever, EVER be adding ANY new components to that bad boy.
That line of criminals not stealing what they can't carry reminds of one of those "stupidest criminals" stories. Seems that some not-quite-bright fellow figured that there was a booming market in stolen car batteries in $SOME_TOWN. He climbed over a brick wall to get at the back door of an auto shop, and moved a a large number of car batteries, by hand, back over the wall. After doing this, he was so tired, he lay down to take a quick nap, which was how the police found him, curled up with his batteries.
In other words, only non-stupid criminals will not steal what they can't carry.
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Maybe we should tell them the truth, that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.
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NASA doctor
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.
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You are wearing pants.
>Open pants
Pants are open.
>Get hot grits
You already have hot grits.
>pour hot grits in pants
Natalie Portman is petrified of hot grits in your pants.
...
A CmdrTaco appears.
>Hello.
The CmdrTaco screams: Yuo troll! No hto girts or Natalie Protman err allowed at my diskusion bord! Your are to reed my PERL cod 5 tims befroe you're can go ot slep!
>Back!
Contacting images2.slashdot.org.........
Server is not responding.
>Please God no!
You have been Taco-spaghettified to death.
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Probably waiting for you to log in.
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from other User-Ed films such as "Why Mac Users Can't Handle More Than One Button," and "Web Browsers and Porn: The Origin of RSI."
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I have to run lilo, since I use "make bzImage", rather than "make fairly-well-crafted".
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"404 File Not Found"
This is a major feature Evolution? Sounds vaguely Microsoftian to me;}
Here's the link after its Slashdot-ectomy.
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I had a user have a fit because he felt he shouldn't have to click the "New" button in Outlook to compose a new email message. He felt it should be labelled "Send." Your quotes are probably closer to reality than "they could be."
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That is irrelevant. PST was what was referenced, and is the subject of this thread, not PDT.
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Actually, 4pm PST is 12am GMT. PST is GMT-8. Mountain Standard is GMT-7.
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Or perhaps Monica Lewinski?
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Now go away, or I will rm -rf / you a second time.
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Accompanied by, in the words of my brother, "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Dragon-punch, dammit! I Dragon-punched you!"
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The misspelled words are Killing me.
/.
And yet you are still reading
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I just copied the (nuclear) plant we have now. Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.
--Homer Simpson
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The airlock!
The airlock!
The 2,398,298,456th story airlock!
High, low,
Low, high,
Throw 'em out the airlock!
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