You forgot to mention one another point that an attacker would reply with:
4. That sounds like a challenge! You're on.
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(Me? I bounce Chinese-relayed spam with "550 - Free Tibet" or "550 - Falun Gong thanks you", followed by a random set of characters. Makes the relay operator sweat, confuses the PRC gov't. Win-win.)
The replacements for those marketing flacks who were sacked responded with lightning speed, and shipped aan adhesive-backed overlay for the already published ads, intended to head off the consumer backlash. These are to be placed over the previous slogans in all adds, replacing the possibly insulting text with "Runs Winders Grate!" in large red letters.
Well, maybe you could get a VERY small buffer for your Dremel tool, and polish all the pins 'til they're shiny. Make sure you hang it up out of reach of the $CHILD_PROCESS, though.
He is the One, and he is supposed to be able to move in and out of the Matrix at will. Of course, at the end of the movie, it's much more dramatic if he needs to get to the proper telephone in time, rather than just "moving out at will."
Rest assured, the plot of the first movie can be broken enough to permit Neo to not be able to do the things he is able to do.
Absoulutely! Also, computers must not be allowed within 1000 feet of a school, must not be allowed in government buildings or shopping centers unless carried by law enforcement officers. Computers cannot be permitted on airplanes. Purchase of more than one computer by a single person in a month needs to be illegal. High-capcity hard drives are an incentive to commit crimes. Hard drives greater than ten gigabytes in capacity may only be purchased or owned by government agencies, and may not be bought or sold by/to private citizens unless they are older than an abritrary date to be selected later. A purchase of a computer must incur a ten working day waiting period, as most people who buy a computer want to commit a crime now, and are not willing to wait ten working days.
You load 16 tons.... what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go,
I owe my soul to the company store.
Wait a minute! I was looking forward to watching a lawyer cross-examine a stack of CDs. Or, perhaps someone will slap together a box using Festival to pipe an Eliza program quoting from fortune-mod to respond to questions:
"Mr. Linux, what can you tell me of the conversation that took place in the VA Linux Systems boardroom on August 28, 1999 at 1500?"
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. --Mark Twain"
"Mr. Linux, may I remind you that this is a court of law?"
"Old musicians never die, they just decompose."
"And just what do you mean by that remark?"
"Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian? A: Trustworthy."
Kind of depends on your point of view, I guess. I know some guys who think it's the height of humor to teach their kids all sorts of inappropriate phrases and gestures, since kids can get away with it around strangers.
Ximian - (noun): A monkey that has drunk way to much "ZIMA." Usually followed by an urp-Xplat, which is the normal offspring of drinking more than one "ZIMA."
Not a problem. Welding the doors shut is an afternoon project, but if you can find one that was used on the show, you have a better than even chance of them already being welded shut.
I think it's J.M. Whitney that sold, and still sells the horn used on the show. The biggest problem is 8.1 miles per gallon of 102 octane gasoline. The 440 Magnum is a sweet performer, but it eats like a line-backer.
The biggest problem remains finding one, at a price the Significant Other will allow. Especially now, with a Significant Rug Rat around.
You should really get on them about it. As far as I'm concerned, charging you for a product that you ordered, then shipping an inferior one is bait-and-switch. You should talk to the Better Business Bureau.
Now, when they say they will pick up the incorrect part, and ship out a the right one, that's different. I've gotten 3 CD-ROM drives and a winmodem for nothing because they never picked them up, but shipped them to us by mistake. The drives I can use, I think I'll cast the winmodem in Lucite, and use it for what it's best at, a paperweight.
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You forgot to mention one another point that an attacker would reply with:
4. That sounds like a challenge! You're on.
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(Me? I bounce Chinese-relayed spam with "550 - Free Tibet" or "550 - Falun Gong thanks you", followed by a random set of characters. Makes the relay operator sweat, confuses the PRC gov't. Win-win.)
Thank you. That really punched my giggle button.
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Maybe MS is replacing the Terra Server.
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The replacements for those marketing flacks who were sacked responded with lightning speed, and shipped aan adhesive-backed overlay for the already published ads, intended to head off the consumer backlash. These are to be placed over the previous slogans in all adds, replacing the possibly insulting text with "Runs Winders Grate!" in large red letters.
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Well, maybe you could get a VERY small buffer for your Dremel tool, and polish all the pins 'til they're shiny. Make sure you hang it up out of reach of the $CHILD_PROCESS, though.
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"In fact, it'd be really, really cool and worthy of our notice...if it had more than one mouse button! AW-HAW-HAW-HAW! *snort*"
Don't you mean PROPER mouse buttons?
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Dude, that busted ankle is totally not righteous!
Bill, dude man, your stepmom's a babe!
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He is the One, and he is supposed to be able to move in and out of the Matrix at will. Of course, at the end of the movie, it's much more dramatic if he needs to get to the proper telephone in time, rather than just "moving out at will."
Rest assured, the plot of the first movie can be broken enough to permit Neo to not be able to do the things he is able to do.
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Did anyone else flash on Frinks "Visible Computer" from the Simpson's?
"Oh, no, the hard drive is crashing at an ALARMING speed!"
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So Slashdot is going to change its name? Henceforth, it will be known as,
Slashdot
For Nerds. Stuff that matters.
No more "News" for Nerds, no way.
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Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hullabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too!
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Absoulutely! Also, computers must not be allowed within 1000 feet of a school, must not be allowed in government buildings or shopping centers unless carried by law enforcement officers. Computers cannot be permitted on airplanes. Purchase of more than one computer by a single person in a month needs to be illegal. High-capcity hard drives are an incentive to commit crimes. Hard drives greater than ten gigabytes in capacity may only be purchased or owned by government agencies, and may not be bought or sold by/to private citizens unless they are older than an abritrary date to be selected later. A purchase of a computer must incur a ten working day waiting period, as most people who buy a computer want to commit a crime now, and are not willing to wait ten working days.
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We are the .CON company! .CON!
We put the CON in
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I guess it really WILL be a "Blue Screen of Death."
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You load 16 tons .... what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go,
I owe my soul to the company store.
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Would it be modelled after a hanging chad? I bet the Democrats will have an animated tombstone, in the Raising The Dead To Gain More Votes Wizard.
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Wait a minute! I was looking forward to watching a lawyer cross-examine a stack of CDs. Or, perhaps someone will slap together a box using Festival to pipe an Eliza program quoting from fortune-mod to respond to questions:
"Mr. Linux, what can you tell me of the conversation that took place in the VA Linux Systems boardroom on August 28, 1999 at 1500?"
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. --Mark Twain"
"Mr. Linux, may I remind you that this is a court of law?"
"Old musicians never die, they just decompose."
"And just what do you mean by that remark?"
"Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian? A: Trustworthy."
And so forth, into the night...
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Just call me "Frank."
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Kind of depends on your point of view, I guess. I know some guys who think it's the height of humor to teach their kids all sorts of inappropriate phrases and gestures, since kids can get away with it around strangers.
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Ximian - (noun): A monkey that has drunk way to much "ZIMA." Usually followed by an urp-Xplat, which is the normal offspring of drinking more than one "ZIMA."
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Followed immediately by Cro-Mag-Gnome.
Don't bother booing. I just cut my own ears off to teach myself a lesson for that, and I won't be able to hear.
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Does make you think of a thousand monkeys, working at a thousand Xterms, doesn't it?
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Not a problem. Welding the doors shut is an afternoon project, but if you can find one that was used on the show, you have a better than even chance of them already being welded shut.
I think it's J.M. Whitney that sold, and still sells the horn used on the show. The biggest problem is 8.1 miles per gallon of 102 octane gasoline. The 440 Magnum is a sweet performer, but it eats like a line-backer.
The biggest problem remains finding one, at a price the Significant Other will allow. Especially now, with a Significant Rug Rat around.
--
You should really get on them about it. As far as I'm concerned, charging you for a product that you ordered, then shipping an inferior one is bait-and-switch. You should talk to the Better Business Bureau.
Now, when they say they will pick up the incorrect part, and ship out a the right one, that's different. I've gotten 3 CD-ROM drives and a winmodem for nothing because they never picked them up, but shipped them to us by mistake. The drives I can use, I think I'll cast the winmodem in Lucite, and use it for what it's best at, a paperweight.
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Why is it that the first thing that popped into my head was "Itanium?"
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