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  1. What we really want to know on Virginia Company Creates Dynamic Eyeglasses · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do they come with a handle on the bridge to push them up with, or do you still have to find an aftermarket dealer?








    Oooooooo, the new phonebooks are here!

  2. I'm Canadian.... on Slow Starters Have Higher IQ? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    they put me in here because they think I'm slow, eh?

  3. A Robot In Every Home? on A Chicken In Every Pot, A Robot In Every Home · · Score: 1
    OK, but I'm only doing it because he was Remington Steele.
    -- Marge Simpson

  4. Re:News flash! on Prayer Does Not Help Heart Patients · · Score: 1

    That cricket is a fucking liar then. Just wait 'til I get home tonight...

  5. Re:Pink and Green???? on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 1

    Rubber women can't code HTML!!!


    Which doesn't exactly mean they're not in the right place, I guess.

  6. Re:Where's the pr0n? on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 1

    Must......... resist............. posting................ TUBGIRL..............

  7. Re:OMG! on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will CowboyNeal be there? Are you going to compare boobs?

  8. Re:And what would you do with a gigabit? on Increased Bandwidth Irrelevant? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Lets pretend that you have virtually unlimited bandwidth to your house. What are you (as a consumer) going to do with it?

    I know what I'd do with it for the first 5 minutes. Then I'd probably need a nap.

  9. ObPeterGriffen on Microsoft Subpoenas Thrown out of Court · · Score: 1
    I am pretty sure Rumsfeld would salivate to wage war on "old europe" but I don't think that even the biggest war pig in washington would take on that cause.

    But what you have to remember is that anyone who doesn't want to go to war, is gay.

  10. Re:Should the EU express "concerns" about US motiv on Microsoft turns to U.S. for EU Antitrust Help · · Score: 1
    WHY does Microsoft have to make their software clients operate with any given server OS? I mean, it's their software, why must they allow other server OS's to interact with their client?

    IANAL, but as I understand it, they don't. They do have to publish the documentation required for OTHERS to write software that can talk to Microsoft software.

  11. Was the City of Tuttle, Oklahoma... on Web Site Attacks Against Unpatched IE Flaw Spike · · Score: 5, Funny

    one of the sites that has been "hacked" to exploit this flaw?

  12. Re:Dell's new slogan on It's Official Dell Acquired Alienware · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're getting probed!

  13. Re:Who else... on GDC - BANG! Howdy · · Score: 1

    Well, if he's been consuming "Jim Bean", who knows? Is Jim Bean a man? Is it a bean-shaped candy? Is it some kind of bean-flavored drink?

  14. Re:Keep your enemies closer, indeed on Hilf Speaks About Linux Through Microsoft Eyes · · Score: 1

    Right. Where is Orodruin, the Chair of Ire which holds up the Ass Crack of Doom?

  15. But what about... on No New Series of Futurama · · Score: 1

    The Lone Gunmen?

  16. Billy West said that!?!?! on Futurama Returns · · Score: 1

    Happy-happy!
    Joy-joy!
    Happy-happy!
    Joy-joy!

  17. Re:With the state of gaming hacks on Playing The Escape · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does padding on your rear count?

    It HAS to, when you're in prison.




    More cushion, less pushin'!!

  18. Re:First Geek Movie on The Story of Tron · · Score: 1

    Could be. I haven't seen the original in over 10 years. I thought there was a wall removed and cubes digitally added "behind" Alan's desk.

  19. Re:First Geek Movie on The Story of Tron · · Score: 1
    the endless infinty of cubicles

    Wasn't this added for the DVD released a few years ago?

  20. Re:Girlfriend? on Two-Player Games for Mixed Skill Level Players? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aerobics, right? You sweat, your muscles hurt and there's this chick telling you you're not doing it right.

  21. Maybe this is in a FAQ somewhere.... on Info on Intel's Viiv DRM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is Viiv like the next generation of f00f?

  22. Re:Corporate Goonspeak... on Microsoft to Publish Blue Hat Findings · · Score: 1
    I must be asleep and dreaming that I'm stuck on that Moron Planet again.

    If it's any consolation, the dolphins are still here.

  23. Re:Security apps on Under 30 and On The Cutting Edge · · Score: 1

    Like ones that delete such malicious files as Microsoft Office and Windows operating systems?

  24. ObHeywoodBanks on Under 30 and On The Cutting Edge · · Score: 1

    I am older than a lot of famous dead guys.
    A lot of famous dead guys, didn't live as long as me!

  25. Re:What's the big deal about 30...? on Under 30 and On The Cutting Edge · · Score: 1
    They should've made it 64 instead.

    After all, 64 years ought to be enough for anybody.