You left out: Sneaking into the Pentagon one morning, and flushing all 700+ toilets at once, thus rupturing the pipes and rendering the American military complex higglety-pigglety.
GPL 3 is the "Last Revelation": deriving from the first two licenses in succession, attempting to leverage the success of the second edition into total world domination among a much more diverse population.
Speaking for all of us where the CEO and all the C*Os are shoveling it into the backdoor (specifically... ours), is your company hiring?
You misspelled "husband".
Anyone else have visions of a $2000 4MB Flash PCMCIA card inserted rectally in the privacy of one's own kitchen?
You motherfucker. You owe me a new Model M, you bastard.
BTW, vodka through the nose REALLY hurts.
Currently sleeping in R'lyeh, reports indicate.
It also sucks eggs, through a very thin straw.
Or so I've heard.
You left out: Sneaking into the Pentagon one morning, and flushing all 700+ toilets at once, thus rupturing the pipes and rendering the American military complex higglety-pigglety.
Berke Breathed, we miss you.
At least it didn't say, "Distended his rectum in a manner not humaly possible" or "ejected liquid fecal material in a vertical direction".
You make it sound so nasty, like something out of a prison movie.
Mom! Guess who got an office with a door!
John Edwards.
Well, yeah. Ninjas have REAL ULTIMATE POWER. What do pirates have that can compete with that?
Springfield must be great, they don't need a flashy ad, or even proper spelling!
Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!
You think you're disappointed? I was hoping for a secret boobie area like in the Castle Siege map in Enemy Territory.
Unless you're Quagmire. Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-goo!
Nah, that just means that Mick and the boys have moved on to a new venue.
"I see a Red Spot and I want to paint it black..."
Hey, if you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family!
Well, duh. That's a of results to pick through.
Well, YOU must be new here anyway.
Oh, NoStrings!! And I thought you were so BUTCH!
Microsoft is tracking this post, and Bill Gates will give you $1000 if you forward it to 10 of your friends and relatives!
Beeter that than "You're accont has two few dupes and not enuff speling mistakes (curently 8,2/day)
Neat. I know that's what I am looking for in $EXPENSIVE_PRODUCT: the " it is not that crippled" feature.
You misspelled "poseur".