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  1. Re:Duh! on The Enemy Within the Firewall · · Score: 1

    Speaking for all of us where the CEO and all the C*Os are shoveling it into the backdoor (specifically... ours), is your company hiring?

  2. Re:From the well-duh-department... on The Enemy Within the Firewall · · Score: 1
    We don't need no stinking happy employee. We need one that does what they are told, and is already happy to do what they are told. Thats it.

    You misspelled "husband".

  3. Cisco home invasion? on Cisco Plans Its Home Invasion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else have visions of a $2000 4MB Flash PCMCIA card inserted rectally in the privacy of one's own kitchen?

  4. Re:UNIX ? on What is UNIX, Anyway? · · Score: 1

    You motherfucker. You owe me a new Model M, you bastard.

    BTW, vodka through the nose REALLY hurts.

  5. Re:I vote for syslog on What is UNIX, Anyway? · · Score: 1

    Currently sleeping in R'lyeh, reports indicate.

  6. Re:it's ok on What is UNIX, Anyway? · · Score: 1

    It also sucks eggs, through a very thin straw.

    Or so I've heard.

  7. Re:Sounds Dangerous on Laptop Fuel Cells Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    You left out: Sneaking into the Pentagon one morning, and flushing all 700+ toilets at once, thus rupturing the pipes and rendering the American military complex higglety-pigglety.



    Berke Breathed, we miss you.

  8. Re:eheheh on Laptop Fuel Cells Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    At least it didn't say, "Distended his rectum in a manner not humaly possible" or "ejected liquid fecal material in a vertical direction".

  9. Re:None of you are answering the question... on Discovering Bottlenecks in PCs Built for Gaming? · · Score: 1
    *Looks down at my puny 1GB rammed computer and sobs*

    You make it sound so nasty, like something out of a prison movie.

  10. ObWally on Cubicles a Giant Mistake · · Score: 1

    Mom! Guess who got an office with a door!

  11. Re:"Now" believes it was a mistake? on Cubicles a Giant Mistake · · Score: 1
    Though I'm not sure exactly how he got the message out to us...

    John Edwards.

  12. Re:What, they didn't blame piracy? on Movies Losing Popularity at Box Office · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah. Ninjas have REAL ULTIMATE POWER. What do pirates have that can compete with that?

  13. Re:Why Movies Suck on Movies Losing Popularity at Box Office · · Score: 2, Funny

    Springfield must be great, they don't need a flashy ad, or even proper spelling!

  14. Re:One Gods on GPL 3 As Bonfire of the Vanities · · Score: 1
    GPL 3 is the "Last Revelation": deriving from the first two licenses in succession, attempting to leverage the success of the second edition into total world domination among a much more diverse population.

    Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!

  15. Re:Hidden Treasures? on Hidden Treasures in OpenOffice 2.0's Chart Tool · · Score: 1

    You think you're disappointed? I was hoping for a secret boobie area like in the Castle Siege map in Enemy Territory.

  16. Re:Did anyone else read the headline on Adult Gamers and Their Ulterior Motives for Gaming · · Score: 1

    Unless you're Quagmire. Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-goo!

  17. Re:I'll be waiting... on Jupiter Gets New Red Spot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, that just means that Mick and the boys have moved on to a new venue.

    "I see a Red Spot and I want to paint it black..."

  18. Re:I'm betting it is herpes on Jupiter Gets New Red Spot · · Score: 1

    Hey, if you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family!

  19. Re:They do more often than they don't on Infamous Emails Don't Always Kill Careers · · Score: 1

    Well, duh. That's a of results to pick through.

  20. Re:Old? on PBS To Air Six New Monty Python Specials · · Score: 1

    Well, YOU must be new here anyway.

  21. Re:No one really expects the Spanish Inquisition! on PBS To Air Six New Monty Python Specials · · Score: 1

    Oh, NoStrings!! And I thought you were so BUTCH!

  22. Re:premature release? on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is tracking this post, and Bill Gates will give you $1000 if you forward it to 10 of your friends and relatives!

  23. Re:Hey, its better than Linux on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 1
    -- Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 8.2).

    Beeter that than "You're accont has two few dupes and not enuff speling mistakes (curently 8,2/day)

  24. Re:Hey, its better than Linux on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 1

    Neat. I know that's what I am looking for in $EXPENSIVE_PRODUCT: the " it is not that crippled" feature.

  25. Re:It won't be that confusing to retail buyers on Microsoft Vista Info Leaked · · Score: 1
    Since Vista Ultimate Edition is probably only for the uber-geek

    You misspelled "poseur".