User: sharkey

Re:How much offset?

On: Chicago's Willis Tower To Become Vertical Solar Farm

I'm not impressed. If the designers were so freaking brilliant, they make it so only her blouse was sucked out.

Re:Myhrvold

On: Ex-Microsoft CTO Writes $625 Cookbook

You've never bought a computer that had a shit-stain preinstalled instead of an operating system?

Now he's trying to skidmark the kitchen.

Re:Department of Redundancy Department

On: $30 GPS Jammer Can Wreak Havok

Well, so long as the automated ATM machines are OK...

Re:No.

On: Canadian Songwriters Propose $10/mo Internet Fee

Rampant copyright law hurts everyone...

FTFY

Oh Yeah!

On: Top Student Charged With Fixing Grades For Cash

Save Ferris

Re:So who is he really?

On: Student Sues FBI For Planting GPS Tracker

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength

Re:Should have never been there.

On: Microsoft Kills AutoRun In Windows

Too true. How hard is LOAD AUTORUN.EXE,8,1 anyway?

Re:The horror!

On: Slashdot Launches Re-Design

Clearly, #tophat is not usefully descriptive. Should be #asshat, describing both what is happening and the folks who came up with the bright idea to emulate Microsoft practices.

Re:Release date

On: Duke Nukem Forever Release Date Revealed

That'd have been awesome.

There's a "Dr. Streetmentioner" who'd like a few words with you.

Re:Washing

On: Experiment Shows Not Washing Jeans for 15 Months is Disgusting But Safe

I was my clothes...

You were?

Come watch my stream

On: Unsecured IP Cameras Accessible To Everyone

Hack my toilet cam, come on!

Grand Mal Bittorrent

On: First Ceiling Light Internet Systems Installed

And you thought Pikachu was hard on epileptics.

Re:Come on Sony!

On: Sony Files Lawsuit Against PS3 Hacker GeoHot

Hutz: That's why you're the judge and I'm the... law... talkin'... guy.

It's Always Up To Date

On: Microsoft Looking Into Windows Phone 7's 'Excessive' Data Use

This sounds like the SMS floods of ActiveSync in Exchange 2003.

Re:Quote from the conference

On: Verizon Finally Unveils Apple iPhone

I'd hope for "honest, hard-working politicians" myself.

Re:Destroy the planet!

On: Thunderstorms Proven To Create Antimatter

So this is exactly like the LHC, right?

No, it's more like a positron glider.

Re:meter-wide bean?

On: New Laser Makes Pirates Wish They Wore Eye-Patches

Excess methane creating a serious fire hazard?

Re:US

On: Micro-USB Cellphone Charger Becomes EU Standard

If it's good enough for the Obamas, it should be good enough for the free market.

Dead giveaway

On: Android Trojan Found, Spreading From Chinese App Stores

DON'T download apps from the "Andloid Malket". It's a fake.

Re:I know why

On: The Empire Strikes Back Added To National Film Registry

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive?

Re:Which Version?

On: The Empire Strikes Back Added To National Film Registry

No, it's 5.110.1645.2300998.a, where Meow Skywalker gets the Bob Barker treatment from Dearth Nadir when battling to save Elora Danan from being chilled in a Jello brick.

Re:Very serious this.

On: Skype Slowly Restores Service To Users

Shuuuutttt uuuuuppppp!


The real number is for No Homers members only.

Backup Strategy

On: Stallman Worried About Chrome OS

Didn't someone say "Real men upload their files to FTP and let the world mirror them"?

Hmmm

On: UK Copyright Blackmailers Rebuked By Court

...attempting to make a claim when one is not even the copyright holder.

Is that piracy? Or something else?

Re:No more sailing...

On: Iron-Eating Bug Is Gobbling Up the Titanic

That probably means that someone, somewhere is enjoying their life right now, committing extremely minor sins in the process.